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Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their furry down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods

Ribon Fox wrote:Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their furry down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods

This is either planned, or quite possibly one of the funniest errors ever.

BaronIveagh wrote:From the people who brought us the hot tech preist and the IG chick above....

I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.

Slarg232 wrote:I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.

Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point

Kilkrazy wrote:Also please note that this thread is for silly pictures of things which are helping kill 40K.

It is not for serious pictures or completely OT pictures like someone sliding down some stairs.

There are other threads for those kind of pictures.

What, like this?

Ribon Fox wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.

Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point

This should be ok, since it is refering to the female Space Marines. Also, there were 40k images before that sliding thing, he just used it as a comparing note for how awesome another thing W40k related was. Not questioning the on topic/off topic content, because if we go by that standard most threads for 40k humour would have been out on the ass way earlier than they were. Anyway, this isn't funny, so everyone, proceed.

Ribon Fox wrote:Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their furry down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods

I don't know, if the mods start throwing furrys at me I am more worried about the concussion it is gonna give me. As for their fury I already got that, why do you think I haven't posted in three days?

Also I am not afraid of them, they can shove... OH SH*BLAM*

Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

Kilkrazy wrote:Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

The prediction has come true - THE MODS ARE THROWING FURRIES!

Kilkrazy wrote:Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

From the people who brought you Space Wolves and Femarines, it's..

Furry Marines.


Let Mortal Kombat BEGIN!



(Now see, do Female Space Marines look so bad now???)

Ribon Fox wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.

Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point

thats a video game law, not a wargaming law (though my knowledge of such is rusty).

Kilkrazy wrote:Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

OH GAWD, I AM SORRY, I'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU EVER AGAIN!!! =O

mods throw furries I throw pretty marines




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Is being made of "100% pure mansauce" a good thing? Because if that is what GW puts in the plastic I think I want a refund...

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahha...................

Simple reply "Dude, who cares". It's a game...

not fair it was warhammer and it was killing it what was wrong!!

Captain Shrike wrote:

Huzzah, you found the origin of my profile picture! I shall shower you in cookies and very handsome, manly sex!

Also I would like to recommend Deff Skwadron the graphic novel to anyone who likes pulp flying books like Biggles, anyone who has flying ork unit, anyone who has an ork vehicle (you will notice why when you reach Chapter 3: Da Big Push!) and anyone with the slightest sense of humour!

Now when I am done with that, why the hell is Mudkips and Slowpoke in the Fursecution Corps and why is Mudkips giving it in Slowpokes butt?

PS: The "sekret weapon" is even more awesome than that giant bomma and probably the greatest idea in all of orkydom.

So I heard you like mudkips Vargtass?

Axolotl ftw

Ok, I'll stop posting here, apparently I am a bad influence on the whole thing. Good luck everyone!

Yet more crap containing words and images we don't allow on the site deleted.

This is the last chance this thread will get.

Ok, seriously, whatever people keep posting that gets taken down is killing WH40k (I'm looking at you 4chan and deviant art). Yes, some of it is nice but those images are on those sites for a reason! This only reinforces my idea that the internet won't let me keep nice things. Like this thread. Cause this thread has been good to me and the laughs.

So anyhoo, here's another modded joke:

A Cardinal of the Ecclesiarchy dies and goes to wait for the final battle with the God-Emperor when a Saint approaches him. He tells the Cardinal that he is to be taken to reside in a home befitting his service in life. When they arrive they see a one room shack with no glass in the windows and the door is hanging on one hinge.

Before the man can voice his complaint a Guard chimera zooms by nearly hitting both the Cardinal and the Saint. They watch as it pulls up to a wonderous home with intricate carvings, glittering iconography and an impressive defense network.

Even more furious, the Cardinal exclaims "This is unacceptable!! In life I served for many years and rose to a prominent position! I dined with planetary governors and killed many of the Emperors' enemies and yet...and yet some GUARDSMAN lives in better accomadations than I?!"

"Well, you see" began the Saint "You see when you preached of the Glories of His Imperium you put people to sleep. But when that man transported his fellow guard to battle, they PRAYED!"

HAHAHA Total Win! Looks like she's calling in the Orbital Bombardment. That Bingo Parlor will rue the day it crossed the line into gambling-heresy!

PukeNut wrote:[/quote
Be mindful, that granny maybe an Inquisator or one of the eldist SOB ever seen

nm... too little too late.

And am I the only one who finds Ribon Fox's atrocious spelling way more offensive than any quantity of disgusting 4chan pr0n?

Pah. I've seen far worse.

Luckily I now have the power of the Red Triangle.

I think I've lost it. I've been trapped on the web too long to find either bad spelling OR 4chan pr0n offensive.