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2010/03/03 21:37:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic
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When you see a fortune teller at the fair you think "suffer not the witch to live"
You wonder how much a pintle mounted strom bolter would cost for your landrover
When in a fight you try to allocate wounds to your henchmen Friends
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For you, I feel no sympathy, No sorrow, No remorse. Confess your sins to me,
They'll be taken by force
These are the burning times
The years of pain
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2010/03/04 05:46:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Screamin' Stormboy
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When you start showing wat ur unit did to ur opponect, by jumping at him and headbutting his face.
When your playing a video game, you shout DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!! very loudly as you fire your weapons.
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/04 05:51:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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When you right essays in school aabout it-guilty.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/03/04 06:35:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Numberless Necron Warrior
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I did that in a composition class once. Teacher decided to give the game a try afterwards too. So embarassing. . .
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2010/03/04 07:22:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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You see a car in the street and wonder what its AV is. (guilty)
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"So you see child, the Haunter was not killed for his part in the Heresy. He was not killed to halt excesses or unsanctioned behaviour. No... no, he was killed by a father who thought nothing of using him. Of twisting him into a hated monstrosity. Of demanding atrocities and horrors from him to scare his enemies into submission. Of taking from him everything that was pure, everything that was human, and, then repaying the sacrifice with betrayal.
So tell me this. Do you still believe you aren't being used? Do you still think you'll find some acceptance, some reward in death for your loyal service? Do you still think the hatred of the masses is irrelevant? Do you still think your Emperor loves you?"
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2010/03/04 14:40:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kovnik
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When you see someone you despise and start wishing you had a power fist
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2010/03/04 18:56:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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That happens to me all the time, except with Exitus Rifles (much more fun as they'd pop their heads like melons)...*worried look on his face*...Should i drop 40K? *grimdark look on his face*
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 Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too? |
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2010/03/05 00:07:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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You refuse to touch anything mechanical because you don't know the correct prayers to sooth their machine spirits.
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
 6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/03/05 00:12:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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When you roll a D6 to decide what kind of Steak you have for Dinner (Just did that today  )
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/03/05 03:04:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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When the d6 supplants rock-paper-scissors, flipping a coin and eeny-meeny-mineey-moe as your de-facto method for deciding anything.
"When your playing a video game, you shout DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!! very loudly as you fire your weapons. "
So verry, very guilty.
"When you right essays in school about it-guilty."
I did a scathing crticisim of Atticus Finch (TKaMB) in english that was worthy of an inquisitor.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus  |
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2010/03/05 03:14:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Criticism of Atticus Finch? What's there to criticize?
-When you confuse HERSHEY with heresy
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/03/05 15:08:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Roarin' Runtherd
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Justicar Alaric wrote:You refuse to touch anything mechanical because you don't know the correct prayers to sooth their machine spirits.
When you don't worry about touching anything mechanical because you do know all the correct prayers.
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I'm just talkin' about Megaweapon. |
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2010/03/05 15:22:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lurking Gaunt
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When you join DakkaDakka
When your spare bedroom looks like a GW stockroom
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"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with"
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
- Andy Gibb
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2010/03/05 20:38:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kovnik
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Try to pet a Space wolve's blackmane wolf
Or really try to pet anything
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2010/03/05 20:57:01
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Implaccable Grey Knight Paladin
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You read "landrover" as Land Raider.
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2010/03/05 21:20:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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When you dress your kids up to look like grots.
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2010/03/06 01:46:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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One Scarab in a Swarm
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When you say Emperor protects rather than amen when you go to church
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IG veteren:damn necrons just wont stay down
Commissar: They never will |
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2010/03/06 01:55:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Brain-Dead Zombie of Nurgle
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You don't go to church at all because it conflicts with your belief in the Emperor.
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2010/03/06 01:58:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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...but thats heresy! wait, not beliving in...
This confuses me.
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex)
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out. go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus |
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2010/03/06 02:12:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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When you LARP as a Space Wolf.
When, while taking part in a Historical Re-enactment of a Viking Battle/LARPing as a Viking, you scream "For Russ and the Allfather!" as your battlecry!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/06 02:12:50
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/03/06 04:00:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:When you see someone you despise and start wishing you had a power fist
Prefferably the one on the chaos termy lord sprue. The one that is modeled like it's flipping the guy standing next to him the bird...
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Hive Fleet Eurypterid
Kabal of the Dark Thirst |
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2010/03/06 06:47:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sinewy Scourge
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When you roll a d10 to make decisions such as 'which music do I put on' or 'what kind of coffee should I have'. <-- friend does this. We've apparently been playing too much Rogue Trader.
When you can't get the damn computer to work, your tech friend suggests invoking the Machine Spirit, you try it out of sheer frustration, and it actually works. <-- that happened to me. Tech friend was the person from above. We all think he's a member of Ad Mec.
When you're trying to figure out how the feth invoking the Omnissah actually worked. Especially when you're noted for not being Imperial. o.O
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2010/03/06 13:48:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath
Guilty.....damnit.....but its I usually don't mumble I "act" them out and what I think the character is doing with the quote......but usually I'm alone. So that'd be better right? yea its better.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 13:58:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Commissar NIkev wrote:extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath
Guilty.....damnit.....but its I usually don't mumble I "act" them out and what I think the character is doing with the quote......but usually I'm alone. So that'd be better right? yea its better.
Guilty. My most common one is from that crazy Eldar guy talking about the Orks, in the Ork codex. "...Orks are the pinnacle of creation, their society knows no angst..." or something like that.
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Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/03/06 14:03:18
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Small Wyrm of Slaanesh
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When instead of saying "Oh my god" or something similar you say "By The Dark Prince" *guilty*
When you have dog tags that have a Chaos Gods name on the front tag and their symbol on the second tag *guilty*
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2010/03/06 14:36:16
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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DarkReaver wrote:When instead of saying "Oh my god" or something similar you say "By The Dark Prince" *guilty*
Guilty........I should stop visiting this tread I'm guilty for a lot of this stuff......
But I've started saying O my Emperor.
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Nightwatch wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath
Guilty.....damnit.....but its I usually don't mumble I "act" them out and what I think the character is doing with the quote......but usually I'm alone. So that'd be better right? yea its better.
Guilty. My most common one is from that crazy Eldar guy talking about the Orks, in the Ork codex. "...Orks are the pinnacle of creation, their society knows no angst..." or something like that.
Lol I don't think I've ever heard that one before.....but most of the ones I repeat are from the Litany of Fury.....its a song put together by Imperator Dominatus....it contains a lot of quotes from the Dawn of War games........I love the Commissars!!!!!!!!!!!(Thats who I usually quote - GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!!!!!!!!!)
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/03/06 14:39:40
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/09 03:30:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Deff Rider Warboss wrote:When you start showing wat ur unit did to ur opponect, by jumping at him and headbutting his face.
When your playing a video game, you shout DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!! very loudly as you fire your weapons.
I just like any excuse to yell Dakka Dakka.
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"So that's a box of lootas/burnas (there's only FIVE complete minis in here, and only four of them what you wanted!), a Dark Elf army book and two pots of paint. That will be your first born." - Kirbinator |
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2010/03/09 22:53:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You get bit by a mosquito, and think
demon of Khorne crossed with demon of Nurgle.
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2010/03/09 23:28:37
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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When you play fallout 3 you think:
the 10mm looks like a bolt pistol
the laspistol should be named the las-gun
the laser rifle should be called the flashlight
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/09 23:38:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Commissar NIkev wrote:When you play fallout 3 you think:
the 10mm looks like a bolt pistol
the laspistol should be named the las-gun
the laser rifle should be called the flashlight
When you don't even use any of the guns in Fallout 3 because you've downloaded mods for every Imperial weapon, and actually are running around with an arsenal that looks like the illustrated list in the 5th Ed rulebook (Dear-God-Emperor I'm so guilty of this )
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/09 23:38:57
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Khornholio wrote:Wait, wait that guys a Philly fan. They boo Santa Claus and Cancer Awareness. That explains it.
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