Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....

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**bigbauske**

Hehe, thats some funny stuff.....

**garret**

1:break time
2:lunch break

**Cheese Elemental**

Sir, the enemy has taken the rum!

**HellsGuardian316**

Cheese Elemental wrote:Sir, the enemy has taken the rum!

This seemed apt...

On Topic
Parent talking to her 4yr old Son in a GW Store :
"Yes I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll let you play with his plastic thingies"

**phantommaster**

The last thing an Eldar Farseer would want to hear would be

'BANG'

F*CKIN 'ELL WAS THAT A TITAN?

'BANG'

<WARLOCK>

WHERE'S THE F*CKIN FARSEER GONE

**Corpsesarefun**

hellsguardian316 wrote:
Parent talking to her 4yr old Son in a GW Store :
"Yes I'm sure if you ask him nicely he'll let you play with his plastic thingies"

This actually made me cringe

**Crazy_Carnifex**

you only Cringed?

**halonachos**

I sure some pedophile could dirty that remark.

**Xenith**

PK nob hears the words 'Im casting mind-war'

**Gwar!**

PK nob then says "Damn Gitz" before suffering 'splody head

**spartanghost**

Tau against 'Nids.

Nice. i move in to *just* under 12 inches to rapid fire into your (melee)gaunts. darn. alot of 1's and 2's. that's ok. I'll get you next turn. *jumps back 6 inches.

why are you moving them towards me... oh you have fleet... oh look, a 6...

(VARIANT)

Tau ends his turn... OH CRAP I FORGOT TO ASSAULT MOVE

**Superscope**

spartanghost wrote:Tau against 'Nids.

Nice. i move in to *just* under 12 inches to rapid fire into your (melee)gaunts. darn. alot of 1's and 2's. that's ok. I'll get you next turn. *jumps back 6 inches.

why are you moving them towards me... oh you have fleet... oh look, a 6...

(VARIANT)

Tau ends his turn... OH CRAP I FORGOT TO ASSAULT MOVE

guilty ): Always mess up the "just under 12" thingies

**Gwar!**

Even funnier is when the Tau Player tries this against Hormagaunts, who not only assault 12" but have fleet too.

To be fair it IS a surprise most the time because no one uses hormagaunts anyway.

**Mr.R4nd0m**

"So I'm trying this all grot army, with a KFF in the middle..."

**freefire13**

read my signature that truely what you dont what to hear if you IG

**Darkreaver55**

Traitor Guard:

"Sir, the Space Wolves have made planetfall!"

*A stick bounces off the commissar's breastplate*

--From somewhere outside the Guardsmen's lines..."FETCH!"

**Superscope**

Darkreaver55 wrote:Traitor Guard:

"Sir, the Space Wolves have made planetfall!"

*A stick bounces off the commissar's breastplate*

--From somewhere outside the Guardsmen's lines..."FETCH!"

yip yip yip yip gotta get it!

More things you don't want to hear from the tau

- Our railguns can't stop that AV 12 tank...
- Errr.... our markerslights are facing backwards.... oh who ordered seeker miss*BANG*

**halonachos**

Darkreaver55 wrote:Traitor Guard:

"Sir, the Space Wolves have made planetfall!"

*A stick bounces off the commissar's breastplate*

--From somewhere outside the Guardsmen's lines..."FETCH!"

The traitor guard has a commissar?

**Gwar!**

Well yes, but they might be "Traitor" Guard

**Garuda**

When facing Tyranids...

...waka waka waka waka waka waka...

1st post, for me at least.

...and someone has to bag the 200th post on this thread at one point...

**halonachos**

Don't most IG who turn to chaos kill their commissar first. That's like the first sign that they are turning to chaos.

OT: When facing tyranids

When facing Slaanesh..
Get on your knees.

**Garuda**

Your company Commissar weeping during battle.

**HailShorty**

IG: Death and glory! For the emperor!

Commissar:*to sergeant* Ey up, hes a bit eager isn't he?

**freefire13**

ig:its big like a baneblade loud like a baneblade and scary like a baneblade but that is defently not our baneblade new recrut: um thats a bio titian sargent: ummm in that case.....RUN!!!!!!

**halonachos**

IG

Sgt: Alright, we're getting artillery support.
Men:Awesome!
Sgt: INCOMING!!

**Huffy**

worst nightmare of space wolves

thousand sons armed with mace and a newspaper

**mayfist**

a few things i hate hearing ...

Did you have fun playing soldiers with your friends ?
Gamesworksho products are going to suffer a 25% price raise !
I decalre mind war... on your master of ordanence !

or the horrible joke ...
Other player :What do you call a lasgun with laser soighting ?
IG player : heu...
Other : twin linked kukukuku...
that makes me want to make him eat my codex

or otherwise
I cleaned your room !
( looks for his warhammer ) Mum ?

Something taht realy happened
ok i move his squad ... ( falls)
MY army ! !!!!!!!!!
I lost 2 platoons that way.... of 30 men each

or worse ... fo necron plazers ``
oh look ! zour monolth is off the edge and rolled a one ! Tuf for zour reservers in it ?

**garret**

all the lasguns have jammed
or
space pirates

**Cheese Elemental**

"Sir, we've nearly reached the truly immovable rod! Just hope that the enemy doesn't activa-

CLANG

"WHAT THE feth WAS THAT?"

**Master Llyons**

What do you mean the Stormblade's cannon overheated?

Commissar:'Aww my bolt pistol is out of ammo'