Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**garret**

its self explanatory really

1: whistle at a sob
2:then tell here her but looks big in that armor

**HellsGuardian316**

Do any of the things mentioned in my sig

**Grunt13**

As an imperial citizen suggest that the imperium reform its hardline polices towards other cultures and be opened minded about the validity of xeno philosophy.

**HellsGuardian316**

(24) Dress up as a chaos marine for a fancy dress party over at the Commissioners house

(25) Dress up as a chaos marine for any reason

**Garuss Acine**

streaking around any of Slaanesh's followers...

**GoFenris**

At the battlefield of a large Ork battle, pick mushrooms for at least ten years after.

Ask Commisar Yarrick to shake hands.

Ask Pedro Kantor about the ol' homestead.

NOT satisfy a SOB if you get all the way to home plate.

Tell Ghazkull Thraka you think his tactics are overrated.

Hold a funeral service for a Necron.

Tell the Hello Kitty Space Marine chapter that they suck. (They are still SM after all)

Let a Mek loot a battalion of Whirlwinds (unless your trying to end a WAAAGH!!!). "Don't press dat!?!?"

Point at the Eldar's private parts and giggle.

Talk to the wrong Ork clan about trading goods.

Plant flowers outside a CSM chapter.

Tickle an Ork, Necron, Dark Elder, SOB or Tyranid. A follower of Slaanish is okay though.

Go to your friend's Slaanish "fun" party.

Try to "mate" two Stompas.

**The Watcher**

Doodle in magic marker a mexican culey cue 'stash on the Emperor.

Start any converesation with an SoB with ' I'm going to simplify things by talking to your breasts directly. It'll be better that way. '
Then telling the aforementioned SoB that you'd like a ham sammich.
And, if by some act of intervention by the Emperor you are still alive, a playful squeeze with 'ahoogah!' Sounds is strictly advised against.

Share a cup with anyone bearing the mark of Nurgle.

Give a kitten to anyone bearing the mark of Khorne.

Ingest anything given to you buy a follower of Slaanesh.

Refer to the God Emperor of mankind as 'that jerk on the magic toilet' around the Black Templars.

Or that feisty SoB. But asking her 'who's your Emperor' while getting freaky with her is acceptable.

Giving an Etherial a copy of the Communist Manifesto, probably on this list.

So is riding on a DE Ravager. Those things are death traps.

In certain company, misuse of the terms 'Ork' and 'grot' can be disasterous.

**Paul Atreides**

Engage in theological debate whatsoever.

**Bugsfromhell**

Going into battle against CSM with the keys to the Golden Throne Room and dropping/losing them.

Patting/slapping the butt of a SoB as a sign of encouragement.

Calling a Chaos lord or a Ork warboss a chicken.

Keeping a Tyranid as a pet.

Using a drop pod to diliver pizza.

Unplugging the life support system to the Emperor.

Going up to CSM and saying "Lets be friends" and hug them while handing out flowers.

**halonachos**

Telling a SOB to go back to the kitchen.

Charge Death Guard CSM.

**HellsGuardian316**

halonachos wrote:Telling a SOB to go back to the kitchen.

If I was married to a Sister of Battle, the Kitchen wouldn't be the place I'd tell her to go

(insert number here) Bring a demonette home to meet the family, tell them this is your new spouse, and especially if your uncle happens to be a commisioner

EDIT: I apologise for only having filth on my mind

**Brother Bartius**

When in the field forgetting to switch off the power fist and then wiping your ass with the fist.

You'd rip yourself a new one.

**Rangerrob**

Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....

You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.

(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)

**garret**

1:challenge to see if a space marine can spit on you dead center

**Garuss Acine**

garret wrote:1:challenge to see if a space marine can spit on you dead center

that would end painfully ><

**halo3uber**

Challenge a Khorne Berzerker to a game of Scrabble.

**Gwar!**

Play Twister at a Slaanesh Cultists Party

**oggers**

Hug a plague marine.
Make fun of a beserker's helmet.

**Deff Dread red Edition**

Never ever buy housing plots on the planet of Armageddon because Ghazghkull is not a nice nieghbour.

**Phloop**

Buy a second-hand truck from an Ork

**Klotz**

Stand next to the Commissar and say "maybe we could just ASK if they wanna be friends!" at the beginning of a CSM charge

**halonachos**

TP a dreadnaught, even if he is a jerk.

**augfubuoy**

Challenge a SM to an arm wrestle (and actually mean it).

Ask a SM if they have any...um... let's just say "reproductive organs".

Drinking Fenresian Ale (if you're human you're dead!

)

**wuestenfux**

Merry a SOB.

Having a debate with a DE Warrior.

Moving to a new house in an area where some DE live.

**garret**

kiss a genestealer
kiss a canifex
taunt a space marine captain

**warpcrafter**

Point out to Abaddon that Chaos Space Marines aren't as killy as they used to be.

**FoxPhoenix135**

Date an inquisitor's daughter. (I declare thee diobolis!)

Try to win a game of chess against Tzeentch.

Say the words "What's the worst that could happen?" It will always MAKE IT WORSE.

Use a space marine's purity seal as TP when in the field.

Light a firecracker in vicinity of IG troops. It may cause a massive rout and widespread panic.

Use a Grey Knight's incinerator to light a cig.

Although using the incinerator to burn an enemy alive, and using his flaming corpse to light said cigarette is permissible.

Dare a space marine to a breath-holding contest.

Try to high-five a space marine wielding a power fist.

Try to moon Sgt. Telion. (Hole in one!)

Attempt to play fetch with a son of Russ.

**halonachos**

Use another IG as cover, seriously, the bullets go right through him as well so how do you think its going to help you.

**Demogerg**

Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....

You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.

(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)

Tell Chaplain Cassius that you "danced" with said 3rd armed girl.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Attempt to scratch a Carnifex's tummy.

Attempt to scratch a Squiggoth's tummy.

Try to take a Ripper home and keep it as a pet.

Try to punch a hole in a Thousand Son's armor.