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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/03 11:39:00
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Well?
What models have lead to awkward, if funny as feth, moments.
(And please, I don't want 1001 references to a certain Slaanesh Soul Grinder)
Try to keep it non-descripit. Not too much detail, thank you.
Personal Favourite:
The other day at our FLGS we were looking at some Aussalt Marines that my mate was interested in selling. They had only been painted black, and a single marine had a plasma pistol, who's grid was painted white.
Me: Wow, I like the powerfist on the sergeant. And you got these only for $20?
Mate: Yeah, but there is only 1 plasma pistol in the squad. But they manage.
*points white plasma guy out*
Other Mate: Oh yeah. I bet that guy just loves to shoot his gushing, warm white glue all over the enemy...
*awkward silence*
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We loled.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/03 11:44:13
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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The Giant at my local GW Slanneshi with a Gimp mask on and a massive eyeball in his belly made me go oooooooh mmmmmkay...
he even had a gag ball.......Apparently the staffer who made the giant for his store Beastmen army was told that unless on games night he couldnt use it..
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They dont call me Garybrandy for nothing!
how is it off topic? we hardly know what the topic even is!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/04 06:04:11
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Liberated Grot Land Raida
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Well, not really funny, so much as "what the hell were you thinking!?"
A youngling thought it would be a good idea to scratchbuild/kitbash an ork trukk or two, which we thought was pretty respectable. He showed up to our open gaming day with ww2 armored cars covered in (still sharp) hobby knife blades. One of the older club members walked up behind him, took them from him, and snapped off all the blades before handing them back to him in two seperate piles and leaving him with the comment that "intelligence must have skipped a generation in your family".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/04 06:07:03
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/04 12:49:49
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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There was a regular at the Bristol GW (back when the shop was on Broad Weir) who had a space badgers marine army, all with black and white striped paintjob, complete with a chapter master riding a giant badger. The terminators all had lightning claws and "burrowed" instead of deep striked.
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Arte et Marte
5000pts
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Ogres: 2000pts
Empire: 6000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/04 14:07:45
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
no. he should have thrown the entire model in the dumpster and banned the kid from the store.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/04 20:20:18
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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I'm probablly gonna get purged from dakka.
I saw on ol 4chan a Slanneshi land raider with a penis for a lascannon and female junk for doors.
Needless to say I loled.
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Want a honest opinion? I play both Games Workshop and Privateer press games. Yes GW has done goofed. But until I -stop- enjoying building, painting and playing their product. I will shamelessly buy from them. Privateer Press has created a wonderful steampunk setting. Has just as enjoyable models, is cheaper and is as fun to play with! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:05:22
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Charging Wild Rider
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Shadowbrand wrote:I'm probablly gonna get purged from dakka.
I saw on ol 4chan a Slanneshi land raider with a penis for a lascannon and female junk for doors.
Needless to say I loled.
You mean like shoes, makeup, and tacky accessories?
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:11:46
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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A gentleman out our FLGS decided it would be a great idea to have his Night Goblin army have all white robes and have their standards as burning crosses... needless to say we encouraged him to rethink his army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:20:14
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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There was a fully assembled UltraMarine Chapter Assembeled along with 3 companys of grey knights.
then this one guy brings in a army of Cow Marines!
Another Guy Brought a company of Impaient Marines!
another guy brought slaneesh daemontees.
I brought in all my models and i looked at their armies with Awee then this veteran comes in with some of the funniest Space Marines ever to live the poof patrol! His marines had marshmallow power weapons. hmmm Rainbow POWER!
let see what the colors where Green, Blue, Gray, Red, White, Brown, Yellow, Pink, and Orange....... the entire store now calls that gathering Space Marines taste the Rainbow Crusade. Best Day ever!
Then my most funniest model is a marine holding out a pistol to his head a power weapon on the ground. On his face is a tear and next to his hand is a cell phone. Wow Break-up is always the hardest too take.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:37:32
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Savage Minotaur
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A friend of mine (to whom I mean no offense) had an army of Space Marines. Mind you, these were his first models, and he didn't exactly have a chosen paint scheme yet. In essence, he ran an army of yellow red blue white marines, or as we called them, the LEGO marines (they were so brightly colored)
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:45:45
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Stormin' Stompa
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Some guys at GW HQ had the bright idea to have space wolves ride giant wolves!?!
We told them that it was silly: I mean do Blood Ravens ride giant Ravens? Do Space Sharks ride giant sharks?
We lol'd.
They put them in the codex anyways...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:47:46
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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XD. well irony at its finest.
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16k of Space Marines! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/280380.page
3k of Wanderers! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/428209.page#3882167 COMMENT ON THIS ONE! I am working on it most!
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home."
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Robert Benchley: It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
"Parkour belongs to the ones who live it, not the ones who want to live thanks to it"
Paul Merton: I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Jean Kerr:I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:49:39
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Oberfeldwebel
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anyone got a link for this Slaanesh defiler?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:56:02
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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I once played a game of Warhammer Fantasy against a guy who had cunningly modeled his spider riders to resembled piles of random pieces of plain pewter. Strangely enough, he somehow believed (And I believe that it was a personal superstition of his...) that they would only be successful in battle if he constantly mumbled excuses whenever he pushed their crumbly bulk across the battlefield. I targeted them with all the shooting my Wood Elves could muster, which at the time was quite a damned bit, and slaughtered them, to save him further embarrassment.
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"gluttons for punishment" units with the gluttons for punishment special rule will never retreat however, they will take additional beatings after combat represented by taking wounds equal to the number they lost the combat by.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 03:59:32
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Maybe an overdone classic but I have seen bloodletters modeled with pipecleaners. They took the pipecleaners and bent them each to be a seperate letter in the word "blood".
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 04:43:41
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Sergeant Major
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Howlingmoon wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
no. he should have thrown the entire model in the dumpster and banned the kid from the store.
Um, no. If you built something stupid, I feel confident I wouldn't destroy it or ban you from the FLGS. However, if I built something deemed as "stupid" and you broke it or did anything to it, rest assured I'd punch you. Would you throw CoD terrain in the trash? I mean... Those spikes... Whew. TSA would wand you in no time if you took those NEAR an airport!
The kid had a good thought. Orks are orks and like sharp things to impale their enemies on as they drive. The fact that he even tried to model some trukks and go off the beaten path is admirable and doesn't need a tact-virgin douche to destroy them. A simple "I don't think it'd be good to play with those, sorry" would have been just fine.
Rico...
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"Not as deceiving as a low down, dirty... Deceiver."
Burn my flag and I will shoot you. But I will do it with love, like a good American. - Johnny Cash
When life gives you lemons, just eat your fething lemons.
It should be noted that Vampires are dead and so don't have any blood. This means they cannot get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that, girls. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 10:57:45
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Oberfeldwebel
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Rico wrote:Howlingmoon wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
no. he should have thrown the entire model in the dumpster and banned the kid from the store.
Um, no. If you built something stupid, I feel confident I wouldn't destroy it or ban you from the FLGS. However, if I built something deemed as "stupid" and you broke it or did anything to it, rest assured I'd punch you.
And I'd take it because then I would get rich and get to ruin your life.
But please, ITG away.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 14:36:18
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Howlingmoon wrote:And I'd take it because then I would get rich and get to ruin your life.
But please, ITG away.
...and I'm still glad I don't live in the US! I can punch people in the nose all day and only get fined for it / suffer the return punch.
But back on topic: Back when we were 11 a hockey-playing friend of mine thought it would be smart to give his SM sergeant a "heavy duty helmet"... by glueing a shoulderpad to his face.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 15:25:30
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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[ARTICLE MOD]
Gargantuan Squiggoth
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The manager of the Chicago Bunker, Mr. Duck, has a small (500ish points) army of marines. He sculpted duck bills onto the front of each helmet and painted them in duck colours, with ducks on their shoulder pads too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 16:07:25
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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[DCM]
Painlord Titan Princeps of Slaanesh
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Redbeard wrote:The manager of the Chicago Bunker, Mr. Duck, has a small (500ish points) army of marines. He sculpted duck bills onto the front of each helmet and painted them in duck colours, with ducks on their shoulder pads too.
what a quack!!! JKJK I think you should get pics I love seeing stuff like that. Very origonal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 16:16:37
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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A friend at my local GW (Who's name I'm not mentioning to save an eternal lifetime of embarrassment) wasn't/isn't that good at waiting for things to dry.
This resulted in his entire chaos space marine and ork army to have their arms glued on at the ankles, or somewhere on the leg due to them slipping off. He even stuck Ghazgull's claw to the model's foot and I think he still hasn't repaired them.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 17:00:12
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Howlingmoon wrote:Rico wrote:Howlingmoon wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
no. he should have thrown the entire model in the dumpster and banned the kid from the store.
Um, no. If you built something stupid, I feel confident I wouldn't destroy it or ban you from the FLGS. However, if I built something deemed as "stupid" and you broke it or did anything to it, rest assured I'd punch you.
And I'd take it because then I would get rich and get to ruin your life.
But please, ITG away.
Nice trolling, friend.
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Stop playing their games.
Stop buying their products. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/05 17:16:49
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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[DCM]
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
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Agamemnon2 wrote:Howlingmoon wrote:Rico wrote:Howlingmoon wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Man, that was mean. The guy shouldn't have broken the kids stuff. He could have just told him how stupid that was and make him put it away.
no. he should have thrown the entire model in the dumpster and banned the kid from the store.
Um, no. If you built something stupid, I feel confident I wouldn't destroy it or ban you from the FLGS. However, if I built something deemed as "stupid" and you broke it or did anything to it, rest assured I'd punch you.
And I'd take it because then I would get rich and get to ruin your life.
But please, ITG away.
Nice trolling, friend.
Agreed, lets stay OT shall we people?
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-"you smash through the door in a wiener dog suit, brandish a hunk of pancake batter & chocolate chip covered sausage roll above your head triumphantly, and shrilly howl "FREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!", and eat it in one bite, only to grab another from the 10 you have stowed on your belt. "-daedalus-templarius
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/06 10:10:34
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Some of these are so funny!  (And a little bit cool  )
( BTW, I agree with Rico)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/06 20:42:40
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta
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Asherian Command wrote:then this one guy brings in a army of Cow Marines! .
I've got a cow SM jpg on my home computer.
I'll have to post it to see if it's one of his!
Eric
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/07 03:19:34
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I played an apocolypse game on monday. One of the other players in the game had a Digimon that looked like a dragon glued to his Land Raider. He also had a Naruto belt hanging off his pants belt. I get that some folks like anime, but geeze...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/07 04:00:59
Subject: Re:Models that have made you go 0_0
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Irked Blood Angel Scout with Combat Knife
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Years ago, two of the guys that started playing 40k in my area built SM and CSM armies. One spray painted his guys Olive Green and called them "the army men", the other spray painted his Tan.
I always thought it would be funny to paint up a Night Goblin army like evil Smurfs. I think someone may have actually done so a few years ago, but, can't remember for certain.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/07 04:31:35
Subject: Models that have made you go 0_0
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Well?
What models have lead to awkward, if funny as feth, moments.
(And please, I don't want 1001 references to a certain Slaanesh Soul Grinder)
Try to keep it non-descripit. Not too much detail, thank you.
Personal Favourite:
The other day at our FLGS we were looking at some Aussalt Marines that my mate was interested in selling. They had only been painted black, and a single marine had a plasma pistol, who's grid was painted white.
Me: Wow, I like the powerfist on the sergeant. And you got these only for $20?
Mate: Yeah, but there is only 1 plasma pistol in the squad. But they manage.
*points white plasma guy out*
Other Mate: Oh yeah. I bet that guy just loves to shoot his gushing, warm white glue all over the enemy...
*awkward silence*
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We loled. 
Honestly?
The new chaos space marines, and thier rules.
The Possessed.
The Lord Huron with that dumb lash whip.
The "Dumbing down" of the whole range.
The whole thing with the demons, and the new models besides...
The whole chaose range just made me want to go WTH?!?!?!?!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/07 04:36:07
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Grot 6 wrote:
The Lord Huron with that dumb lash whip.
I think you mean Lucius.
Huron has an Axe and Power Fist/Heavy Flamer.
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