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One day Ath-huir decided to join his Craftworld Guardians, so s/he went to the headquarters to sign up.

Unfortunately, HQ would not accept him/her, so they sent her/him to the Fearless Janitors aspect instead

(Damn, I wish I could do that! Thanks )
Ninja'd:

Fortunately, the Fearless Janitors were one of the most respected and revered aspect on the craftworld. (AP1 Power Mops FTW!)

Unfortunately, to join any Aspect, Ath-huir would have to choose a gender. (to save on confusion/it's convenient)

Fortunately, Ath-huir was an eldar. It didn't really matter either way.

Unfortunately, Tzeentch turned him/her/zob into a quivering spawn. A female spawn. (because the last thread had a male character, so let's mix it up)

Fortunately, this was only temporary and lasted until post 7 in this thread.

Unfortunately as we all know Eldar makes for fail, so she began drifting of to the dark side...

Fortunately, it was back to indeterminatable gender and was still a loyalist eldar. (read post 6)

Unfortunately, Ath-huir was still a member of the Fearless Janitors. The craftworld's Farseers looked out across the galaxy and saw that the maiden world Jas-velarii had been retaken from the humans, and the Fearless Janitors were sent to mop up the remains.

Fortunately Ath-huir and the Fearless Janitors used their AP1 Power Mops FTW and quickly cleaned up. Ath-huir came across a human wearing a jumpsuit that looked like it was from the human comparable cleaning crew with the name "Wilco" on it.

Unfortunately a swarm of tyranid rippers attacked Ath-huir and stripped him/her/it down to the bone layer. The fragmented remains were recovered, and they were able to build a new body out of wraithbone and synthetic flesh. A female body.

Fortunately, Ath-Huir now counted as a Wraithguard, and no longer had to clean up messes. Now she could make them.

Unfortunately, Wraithguard are scared of str 8 ap 3 rocket launchers, and Ultramarines attacked the craftworld.

Fortunately,... actually, I don't get it.

Fortunately the UltraSmurfs had simply come to dance, and dance they did, all around the hull of the craftworld, leaving big clumpy footprints everywhere, then flew away to sing a happy song.

Unfortunately, all the Janitors were drunk, and they bullied Ath-huir into doing all the cleaning. (how do you bully a wraithlord, anyway?)

Fortunately, Ath-huir kileld them all with its wraithcannon.

Unfortunately the Farseer paralysed him and took away his wraithcannon and used his psychic powers to root his Wraithbone body to the floor to act as a warning to those who would fill aspect warriors inside the craftworld.

Fortunately, a slight gust blew, throwing the farseer into a warpgate.

Unfortunately the farseer's mistake in calling Ath-huir male caused her to go on a brutal killing spree, lasting for 23 consecutive hours and claiming 34676776675434545865754345688 eldar lives.

Fortunately it was all part of a fevered hallucination caused by a farseer going through a warpgate and when he/she awoke she/he was back in his/her own body, genderless and not a wraithguard at all! Still clinging to his/her mop.

Unfortunately, the ap 1 mop cut her it in half whilst it was clinging to it.

Fortunately, Fearless Janitors can Feel No Pain. Ath-huir put herself back together with scotch tape and scurried off to figure out what had been happening while she slept.

Unfortunately Feel no Pain does not work against AP1 weapons, so he/she fell in half again, but (s)he had taken the path of the doctor recently, so quickly stiched himself/herself together again with monofilament wire which she obtained from a passing Warp Spider with a very obvious and large codpiece in his armour.

That was a rather lenient unfortunately Bishop , You can't really do a fortunately post from that as something good has already happened.

I'll take the bit about stiching together again a a fortunately post, and continue from there:

Unfortunately, the codpiece was an actual cod, which had somehow been blessed by nurgle and was rotting awfully, the fishy stench filled the entire area and caused a plauge of nurgle on the nearby cities.

Fortunately Ath-huir awoke from her dream about having a dream where the actual reality was the dream before she had to smell the rotting fish. She then swore never to take acid before sleeping again. (rather easy to do if you're a wraithlord, I would imagine...)

Unfortunately since it was taking acid, it was a dark eldar.

Fortunately, since Ath-huir had now sworn not to take acid anymore, it doesn't matter who she got it from anyway. Also she is a ninja.

Unfortunately, a poster on Dakka decided that everything being a dream was silly, and taking a leaf from Max the Ogryn, Ath-huir was struck by an evil Chaos ninja-seeking spell causing her to be unable to dream forever. This itself was not a dream, and nor was the spell undoable.