the most disgusting life goal i have ever seen.

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**hcordes**

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Becoming-worlds-fattest-woman.aspx?cp-documentid=23664683&imageindex=1>1=36010

**avantgarde**

At least she set a realistic goal for herself. That's the most important thing about goal setting.

**Commissar Molotov**

I hope she's married to Sir Mix-A-Lot!

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

**Pipboy101**

At least her goal is not to imitate the "Two Girls, One Cup" video. Yes, I did go there.

**Shadowbrand**

Dude, it looks like her boobs are hanging down to her waist.

**Pipboy101**

On a cold winter night you can wear them like a snuggy.

**Shadowbrand**

Yea, if you can handle fishing out the cheeseburgers and the cowboy she has stuck in there Ja.

**Pipboy101**

At least you would have a snack if you get snowed in or she rolls over.

**ounumen**

She will never be the prettiest so may as well be realistic.

**dietrich**

America. No matter how fat you are, there's always someone fatter.

**MagickalMemories**

I just don't understand why all fat people get treated with disdain....

Oh, wait.
Yeah, I do.

It's people like her!

**Khornholio**

It looks like she even ate the furniture in her house. My God, why not just inject mayonnaise directly into your heart?

**Lord-Loss**

Not mayonnaise, you want to inject mushed up Mcdonalds burgers.

**FITZZ**

"RAWR! Bring me Solo And the Wookie!!"...Oh,wait sorry,my mistake.

**Albatross**

Here's a question:

How much would you have to be paid to 'smash' that?

**FITZZ**

Albatross wrote:Here's a question:

How much would you have to be paid to 'smash' that?

I don't think that much money has been printed as of yet.

**rocklord2004**

So it seems Slaneesh and Nurgle had a scary baby.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

The article doesn't explain who these black people in the pic shown are. Any guesses?

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Just when I thought I couldn't despise people anymore, just when I was starting to regain hope in humanity, this bitch happens.

Good God Almighty, this is disgutsing. I know it's terrible to say this, but in this situation, I hope she dies of congestive heart failure from all the crap she puts in her body.

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Did she mention that her obesity is a allegory of all the bloated, stodgy, crappy attitudes stuffed into tiny, narrow minds?

**Khornholio**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:The article doesn't explain who these black people in the pic shown are. Any guesses?

Probably her next meal.

@Albatross - It would be like "smashing" a sweaty leather sofa, I'm sure. You might even find a few snack bags in the nooks and crannies. Possibly some coins and a pair of sunglasses too.

**Shadowbrand**

I suddenly feel justified in not going in a diet.

Sure I'm a tad chubby, but look at this.

It also restored some long lost self esteem. I personally thank the OP for making me great-full I won't ruin myself for others amusement.

**Iron_Chaos_Brute**

What a vile woman.

"RAWR! Bring me Solo and the Wookie!!"...Oh,wait sorry,my mistake

lol

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:
The article doesn't explain who these black people in the pic shown are. Any guesses?

Probably her next meal.

LOL

Ah, OT.

**hcordes**

this story came up on my MSN ticker and I THOUGHT i read it wrong, no one would be THAT stupid! but sure enough.... but then MSN thinks its NEWS worthy?!?!?!? I think thats scarier than her weight goals, is that someone out there thinks that its worth my time to read about it.

**PukeNut**

this story came up on my MSN ticker and I THOUGHT i read it wrong,

I thought the same thing. . .

Now, just remember just because your fat does not mean you cannot accomplish anything, you could set a world record; you just have to set your mind to it. Errr. . .and your mouth.

**olympia**

avantgarde wrote:At least she set a realistic goal for herself. That's the most important thing about goal setting.

I agree. I wish her well. In this cynical age it's good to see someone with ambition. Is there a way I can donate a double quarter-pounder?

**MeanGreenStompa**

Would.

**Tyyr**

Albatross wrote:Here's a question:

How much would you have to be paid to 'smash' that?

Irrelevant, there's no way I could maintain a stiffy in her presence.

**Pipboy101**

You know what is sad is that she is most likely drawing social security benefits because she is that obese she can't work. So that means we are all paying for her to sit around and eat.

**Tyyr**

And there's your happy thought for the day.