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57: You don't go to the dentist because you fear Nurgle contamination.

58: You ask the Rail/bus/airline Company if they have a Drop Pod Option.

59: You roll scatter dice when enter a car park.

60: You complain about rations at lunchtime.

70: You surround your office space with sandbags, just in case.

71. You find yourself wondering why there isn't an Academy Award for Most Kill Points in an Action Movie.

72. when you see medical shows and think that a few stapples and 'urty inges will fix it for a few of their teeth

73. When you watch competitive diving you hope that the divers will scatter onto the floor.

74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.

75. When the news is showing archive footage of a seal being clubbed, and all you can think is "Thunder Hammer Test Video "

76. When at work, you idly scope out the cubicles, drwing out LOS, range increments, and so forth.

77. When you tell jokes about how many inquisitors it takes to screw in a light bulb...

the answer is 3, one to screw it in, one to brand it as heresy, and one to deny its existence... I've had people (notice, people is plural) tell me this joke... It's not even that funny!!!, argh.. I'm gonna go bang my head against a wall.

78. When you blind your boss with a laser whilst figuring out True Line of Sight

79. when you here all this stuff about transport and global warming and you start thinking the webway.

80. when they talk about living on mars and you think massive titians and baneblades rolling out of it.

81. When you see HUVVEE's in the middle east and think AV 10, a pistol can send that sky high

82. you are this guy:

Dude, if I could get one of those... I would so wear it to job interviews.

"So... Mr. Moore... why should we hire you?"

"Because I'm in power armor."

"'nuff said"

82. You wonder what the AP value of Depleted Uranium is

83. You try to calculate how many megatons (probably teratons in this case) a Cyclonic Torpedo is

84. You try and figure out the exact weight and mass of a Space Marine in full armor.

85. You attempt to determine what the real world equivalent of Ceramite is. (it's not how hard the armor is, it's how well it keeps the occupant free of chunky salsa syndrome aka impact shock)

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:32. You try incorporating 40k into the Star Wars RP game, in which case you have been playing too much of both.

guilty as charged...

86. really not thinking the above is a bad thing at all, star wars needed more chain swords any way light sabers are so clean and they just dont give you the right Ump (or blood splatter)

Squig_herder wrote:72. when you see medical shows and think that a few stapples and 'urty inges will fix it for a few of their teeth

Naah, 'Umie teef aint worf nuffink!

87. When you have two imperial guard armies....

88. When you start calling friends with non-imperial armies Traitor Scum and Xenos Scum.

89. When you finally realize that they actually are Traitor and Xenos Scum.

90. When you have to explain to the Police why the mangled bodies of green skinned ex-friends are being burned on the front lawn.

91. When the police ask you about the mutated bodies hanging from the lightposts that you keep refering to as 'Traitors of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind."

92. When you realize that the local arbites have been infiltrated by vile heretics and you shout, "FOR THE SPASE EMPEROR! HURR!!" and attack the police officers.

93. When you end up in jail, all because of you zealous devotion to the Emperor of Mankind.

94. When you pray to the Emperor of mankind while you are imprisoned.

95. when you end a list with a phrase like: "All hail the Immortal Spase Emperor of Mankind! Hurr!"

96. If you and your friends try to win arguements by exclaiming "Oi! I'z da biggest AND da strongest"

97. If these arguements never actually are settled based on who is both the biggest and the strongest.

98. You are posting in forums when you should be in bed...

99. You do these just to jack up your ranking

100. You add just one more, just to be the one who did the hundredth.
Woo hoo!
All hail the immortal space Emperor of Mankind!

101.

You are posting over 250 times per week on a 40k forum...

102. If you have actually tried figuring out the "Sign of the Aquilla", so you can use it on a regular basis.

103. You can't watch horror movies without automatically figuring out which chaos god the bad guy belongs to.



HOLY F*** IT'S TZENNTCH!

ahahaha

Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Nidzilla!
Nidzilla!
Nidzilla!

You know you've played too much when you are playing hide and go seek and throw a couple gernades into the trees.

You know you've played too much when you are on a battlefield. Move towards the ememy, try and shoot at him, then wait right there while he moves towards you, then shoots at you.

107. When you paint red "go fasta" stripes on your Granny's wheelchair and convert her walking stick into a Bosspole to go on the back.

108. At the start of the assault phase you declare that it is 'Declaration of insults' and start insulting the combat abilities of your opponent's army.

109. You roll for scatter whilst sitting on the toilet.

110. You send your kids trick or treating dressed as Grots, and tell them to "use da 'amma instead of knockin', so the 'umies inside will 'ear you betta."

111. you take a leadership test right before getting married

Reaper6 wrote:107. When you paint red "go fasta" stripes on your Granny's wheelchair and convert her walking stick into a Bosspole to go on the back.

Done.

GRANNY ON SCOOTER 18 pts/model
WS 2 / BS 3 /S 2(4) / T 2(3) / W 1 / I 2 / A 1 / Ld 10 / Sv 5+ -
Unit Type: Bike Wargear: Bosspole, Power Klaw, Pacemaker (Bionics)

Special Rules:

0.5 Horsepower: If Granny has been moving 12" in a straight line for two consecutive turns, she has the 'Furious Charge' special rule. Granny's scooter always moves at least one inch through difficult/dangerous terrain, instead of being removed as a caualty.

Senile: Roll a D6 before any movement or assault phase in which you intend to move Granny. On a 2+ she acts normally; on a 1 she begins to rant and rave in a distubing fashion. Granny will not move when Ranting and Raving, unless she moved 12" in a straight line last round, in which case she will automatically move forward another 12". If this brings Granny into contact with an opponent's model, consider Granny to have charged.