Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**Evildog**

come as an arbitrator to a hive world gang party.

**Dreadwinter**

Power Fist a Sister of Battle

**halonachos**

Dreadwinter wrote:Power Fist a Sister of Battle

Unless you plan on marrying her first.

**spartanghost**

Challenge a Tau Fire Warrior to a Sniper Duel

Call a Crisis Suit " That Gundam thingy"

Moon a Hammerhead

Ask a Terminator if he'll be back

Speak to a Terminator in a Ahnold voice

**garret**

stick your finger down the bolter thinking it will stop it
high five with a power fist on

**Commissar Agro**

piss off a commissar
fart into the speaking tubes in a stompa while the warboss has his face next to it
be a Pacifist ork

**FoxPhoenix135**

Whoa, I feel like I entered a time warp! Guess I shoulda numbered them.

**Fresh**

dieing from a grot, i mean seriously... cmon, a grot.

**halonachos**

You definitely should not

-Transmission Censored by Order of Inquisiton-

, that is guaranteed to cause some trouble.

**Arthas367**

Fire warriors doing a for the Greater Good Charge into a Bio Titan

Saying this is not a Good Idea with a Commisar in the vicinity

Being a Commisar with a Catachan in the vicinity

**spartanghost**

Arthas367 wrote:Fire warriors doing a for the Greater Good Charge into a Bio Titan

guilty. except it was a 'fex.

**Mekboy**

Try to cheer up Marbo
Volunteer for Penal Legion
Join the Imperial Guard
Expect a new DE codex.

**Packeteer**

Install pornography into your SM Helmet.

**Huffy**

Attempt to be happy, joyous, or optimistic

**Xav**

Walk into to a room full of grey knights and starting "Give those astartes with the horns a break ok, they done nothing wrong, not like they killed the emporer or something!"

**yani**

Visit Commorragh on a holiday trip.
Ask the Chaos Gods for a favour.
Stay near a Slaneshi Marine when he says he 'needs the toilet'.
Use a lasgun when you could have a bolter.

**theocd**

Ask Yarrik to grab the cuddly toy with his Claw.

**Xav**

In all defense to imperial guardsmen who use lasguns not bolters, a bolter would probaly shatter there rist.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Leave your Rhino's blinker on during a battle.

**Jarran**

Ask a commissar what he thinks of xenos.
Replace flamers with super soakers.
Do a facepalm with a power fist.
Boxing with power fists.

**FoxPhoenix135**

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:Leave your Rhino's blinker on during a battle.

Or your turn signal on a land raider.... hm.....

**TheCadianParatrooper**

Ask kharn the betrayer for directions

**Stygian Mole**

Have a drinking contest with a Space Wolf.
Moon a Keeper of Secrets.
Use fireworks in the vicinity of a veteran IG regiment.
Play poker with a psyker.
Ask a Sister Repentia if you can borrow her Eviscerator to go logging...and then mention that the paper look realy suites her...

**FoxPhoenix135**

Decide that the Red Grail is a good place to relieve yourself.

Dress up as a cultist to an Inquisitor's Halloween party.

Challenge a Catachan to a game of hide-and-seek. He may have flashbacks to staging an ambush.

Call the Emperor's palace via collect call.

**skullspliter888**

Use a thunder hammer to build a house.

Try to use a nercon for a toaster

**Malladrius**

Try to run over a necron with your rino... it won't work.

**Death Gear**

Trying to set a necron on fire

**sugna the repairible**

Any more ten comandments jokes?

**BaronIveagh**

thou Shalt Not:

1) See an Ultramarine and yell "Look out for Gargamel!"

2) Nuke the Site from Orbit, even if it is the only way to be sure. (Unless thou art an Inquisitor)

3) Ask Games Workshop to fix broken or nonsensical rules. Game Imbalance and Poor Design are Grim/Dark.

4) Ask why the exact same hull made of the exact same materials driven by the exact same crew has vastly differing armor values depending on what turret sits on top.

5) Modify thy GW models so that they do not look like the suck and then take them to a Tourney. The Envious will throw a hissy fit that guardsman 405 has a left buttcheek is not GW/FW.

**Emperors Faithful**

Volunteer as an IG

(if snotling) follow up on 'Shock attack gun: staff needed' advertisement

Ask a commissar a question

Streak in pretty much any battlefield

Be an archiologist (necrons

Play with plasma guns

Ask a Sister of Battle for 'Tactical Advice'