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Jokes = Getting laid?

Jokes<getting laid.

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Getting laid is much easier all it involves is bad judgement....

"The Key to instant romantic sucess? Lower your standards."

Quick I don’t think the Modquisition is looking.

There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a… *BANG*

The Ordo Hereticus has decreed that the story about the black and white space marine riding a black and white bike should not be repeated or mentioned under threat of summary execution.

tau_etheral wrote:Those en people are killing warhammer 40k. we must stop people who think this game should have peace and cuteness... oh great. they are murdering it i mean the name has war and hammer i mean really here are some pics for example. what do you think we should do with the people who would see warhammer 40k as a game of peice
ugh

Says you with a war filled avatar depciting decapi.... hang on, that's not war, that's children playing nice games on a titan head!!!! lol.

New humour thread go go go!!!!

I don’t know whether this is the right thread but does any one know where I can get space corri.. *BANG* urgh..dors and ind **BANG* *ZAP* FREEEM* *CLANG*Agggh urgh oo… ustrial towers? *EXTERMINARTUS SCALE BOOOOOOOOM*

*WHISTLING WIND*

Ahh, you must mean the ever famous likto sys. and their amazing system of industrial towers and spa. . . . . . executed for being a heretic on orders of the Inquisition

Those people should be punished.
Humor in 40k is like hmm...

Huffy wrote:Ahh, you must mean the ever famous likto sys. and their amazing system of industrial towers and spa. . . . . . executed for being a heretic on orders of the Inquisition

Always worth using it when it can be



It's great they make corridors and industrial towers, but they also make a pizza place.


Why wasn't it mentioned with the towers and corridors before?

Not a pizza Parlour?!?

In the Grimdark of 40k you cannot have nice stuff, with the exception of a pizzeria. I bet Tyranids are just waiting in there though, like they have some sort of tactical genius.....

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Is that enought E's?

Dang double posts!!!

Well heres some more strips









And keeping with the theme

Emperors Faithful wrote:Jokes = Getting laid?

Not exactly. Jokes=Friends
Friends=Parties
Parties=Booze
Booze=Drunk
Drunk=Laid


Make sense?

YAAARGH!

http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5a/IMPATIENTMARINES.jpg Don't anger angry marines anymore.

ANGRY MARINES! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

Space Hamsters

If this the new humour thread, I have an excuse to post this.

There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied: "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.

On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. May I marry your daughter now?"

"OK."

Lord Bingo you better run, the black Rhinos are comming for you

Lord Bingo...groovy....best pub joke i heard in a while!!

Oh and to answer the original thread question....CHILL OUT OAK!!!

... corrupted chaos titan steps on black and white space marine and his black and white bike.

Ah, his blood, at least is red... hhmmmmm ...yes... blood...


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


BLACK AND WHITE SPACE MARINE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Holy hell, the humor thread is upon us under a new name. Here's my Flash cartoons on the subject:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495685
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513699

The second one of those just came out today and is brand new for your METAL BAWKSES METAL BAWKSES WHAT THE F

I don't know how many people have seen this flash but it's well worth a look. Its called Signs Of War and it had me in stitches when I watched it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475

n0t_u wrote:The Ordo Hereticus has decreed that the story about the black and white space marine riding a black and white bike should not be repeated or mentioned under threat of summary execution.

I bet tau_ethereal is cursing us all for this awesome sense of humour.

First of all I'd tell him that it's "Peace", then to relax. Comedic relief doesn't take away from all the Grimdark of the far future. Then finish up with a nice Tau related picture.

Some more randomness