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Pipboy101 wrote:You know what is sad is that she is most likely drawing social security benefits because she is that obese she can't work. So that means we are all paying for her to sit around and eat.

In all probability, thats is what she is doing. Why not, not only would she make the world record (sad thats something to shoot for) but she can get there for FREE!!!!!! WEEEEEE!!!! *jumps around*

KingCracker wrote:

Pipboy101 wrote:You know what is sad is that she is most likely drawing social security benefits because she is that obese she can't work. So that means we are all paying for her to sit around and eat.

In all probability, thats is what she is doing.

Considering that she's packing away almost $1000 of food a week, no, it's not.

Ok what are people coming to these days!? :S

Thanx for sharing

Nothing 27 sleeping pills and a 5th of Jack wouldn't cure.

Only a 5th? And Tyyr, thats why they invented Viagra, but if it lasts longer than 4 hours call your doctor. Just think about it, a trampoline and fleshlight all rolled up into one incredibly whale like package.

Shutters at the thought.

FITZZ wrote: "RAWR! Bring me Solo And the Wookie!!"...Oh,wait sorry,my mistake.

God, I glanced at this article once, but I can't remember what she looks like. Is it worth looking at, or will it further fray my sanity?

Seriously though, where do all the morbidly obese they show on TV, like on Springer, or in this article get the cash for all the pizzas, fried chicken, McDick's and the 3 gallons/day cola habit?

Somebody linked me this article while I was eating.

Their pain will fuel a thousand empires.....

Pipboy101 wrote:You know what is sad is that she is most likely drawing social security benefits because she is that obese she can't work. So that means we are all paying for her to sit around and eat.

Maybe she's operating a phone-sex chatline. There's money in it.

After seeing this, I was about to run around and panic.

Good thing I spotted Albatross' Avatar. Thanks, mate. Sure will.

Emperors Faithful wrote:After seeing this, I was about to run around and panic.

Good thing I spotted Albatross' Avatar. Thanks, mate. Sure will.

For remaining calm in the face of sheer terror,EF is applauded.

The article mentions that she runs a website for men who are fans of big women to help fund her quest.

Pretty terrible that they give out world records for such unhealthy things.

You after watching that video Fittz I now why there is such crazy weather these days. Every time there is a large earthquake somewhere on the globe the planet is tilted a couple of inches. Her jiggling like that is throwing there world back and forth by feet each way.

FITZZ wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:After seeing this, I was about to run around and panic.

Good thing I spotted Albatross' Avatar. Thanks, mate. Sure will.

For remaining calm in the face of sheer terror,EF is applauded.

I tend to find that fat girls will pretty much let you do anything on them.

Gratitude - it's a wonderful thing...

Albatross wrote:I tend to find that fat girls will pretty much let you do anything on them.

Gratitude - it's a wonderful thing...

Chicks with bad skin too.

FITZZ, I'm getting in my car now and driving to NO. Expect painful retribution for posting that horrible video in about 6 hrs.

Albatross wrote:I tend to find that fat girls will pretty much let you do anything on them.

Gratitude - it's a wonderful thing...

One of my buddies always said "Fat girls are like mopeds,they are fun to ride...but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
Never tested that theory.


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Nurgleboy77 wrote:FITZZ, I'm getting in my car now and driving to NO. Expect painful retribution for posting that horrible video in about 6 hrs.

I moved to Atlanta about 3 years ago...so I'll expect that painful retribution in more like 8 or 9 hours.

FITZZ wrote:One of my buddies always said "Fat girls are like mopeds,they are fun to ride...but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
Never tested that theory.

Oh, I call 'bollocks' on this one! Are you seriously telling me you've never been 5 drinks past fussy?

Albatross wrote:

FITZZ wrote:One of my buddies always said "Fat girls are like mopeds,they are fun to ride...but you don't want your friends to see you on one."
Never tested that theory.

Oh, I call 'bollocks' on this one! Are you seriously telling me you've never been 5 drinks past fussy?

Never said I haven't woke up to my fair share of mud ducks and hobgobblins, they have just never been of the "larger varitey".
Personaly I blame poor lighting in the clubs ( That and being 10 drinks past fussy )

FITZZ wrote:

Never said I haven't woke up to my fair share of mud ducks and hobgobblins, they have just never been of the "larger varitey".
Personaly I blame poor lighting in the clubs ( That and being 10 drinks past fussy )

That reminds me of being in a club with my few members of my squad back in my army days. My Squad Leader was dancing with this woman. The lights were dim, the music was loud and the beer was flowing like wine (hint: great movie.) Well, he couldn't really see the women clearly because of the lights and beer goggles other than she had a good body. He could hear us warning him off when he said that he is taking her back to the barracks.

When he got back to the dance floor he danced for a couple of minutes with her and the music then stopped and the lights started to brighten. All that could be heard was his voice, "DAMN ! What the happened to you?! You get hit by a flock of crows when you were in school?!"

He turned to us and made the move in that direction and move out quickly hand signals because her friends that have also jumped the shark were closing in for the kill. Third best thing I have ever heard in a club.

My brother told me once he woke up on a Sunday morning only to find his roomate had brought back a beached whale and left her naked snoring on the sofa.

Well, my roomate at Fort Bragg, NC slept on the top bunk. Well he like them large, not duece or duece and a half but 300+. Well, I was asleep on the bottom of the bunk and they returned to the room around 3 AM.

He told her that she could sleep in his bed but he had to go to the mess hall for his shift. Well, she did that fat girl giggle when she saw that she would have to climb up the foot of the bunkbed.

Well, after much huffing and puffing she made it and the matress caved in and the only thing that saved me was the center support bar. Well I curled up at the head of my bed just in case of complete failure of the steel bar. I fell asleep and woke up at 6 AM to take a pee.

Completly forgetting that she was still up there I walk out of the room to the latrine. Half way back to my room I hear a crash. Upon opening the door Shamu tried to climb down the same way she went up but my body weight was the only thing holding the laws of physics back. The two bunks had separated and she fell with the top bunk on her. I should have helped but I just started to laugh and knock on doors that my roommates's bed might have just killed off an endangered species.

Nothing quite like finding out the woman you thought was a godess at 2 am (after a dozen or so drinks) is a goblin at 9 am (when all her make up is gone and you can see her in the sunlight)...makes me quite happy I'm no longer single.

Oddly,I have a friend who intentaily "picks up" the most unatractive women he can find,much for the same reason Albatross stated , he (my friend ) says-"they are grateful for the attention and very willing to please."

I think I can sum this entire discussion up in one easy to understand picture. Here we goooooooooo:

Pip, you owe me a keyboard. Mine is full of vomit now.

Making the internet disturbing one post at a time.

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:The article doesn't explain who these black people in the pic shown are. Any guesses?

Her kids I think.


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hcordes wrote:this story came up on my MSN ticker and I THOUGHT i read it wrong, no one would be THAT stupid! but sure enough.... but then MSN thinks its NEWS worthy?!?!?!? I think thats scarier than her weight goals, is that someone out there thinks that its worth my time to read about it.

Have you ever watched the news? Half of it is crap about celebrities now.


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Tyyr wrote:

Albatross wrote:Here's a question:

How much would you have to be paid to 'smash' that?

Irrelevant, there's no way I could maintain a stiffy in her presence.

That's ok, without the jaws of life you couldn't "sink the ship" if you catch my drift.....