King of the Hill

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**Wardragoon**

I pull the chair out from under you as you sit down, my hill

**TheRobotLol**

I pull the chair from your grip and hit you over the head with it, sending you tumbling down the hill. I then put the chair down, now welded to the ground. My hill

**p_gray99**

I blow up the chair that happened to be made of dynamite. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

You can't weld dynamite, therefor it couldn't have been made of Dynamite and must have been metal. My hill.

**Castiel**

I hooked the metal chair up to the electrics. 10'000V powered them cannons.

My hill.

**baxter123**

But as you sit down on the melting chair I imprison you in a giant freezer box and kick you off the hill.
I then destroy the cannons and put myself in an indestructable box chained to the hill.
My hill

**Castiel**

I cut the chains and use them to chain your indestructible box shut. I then roll the box into the sea. Enjoy life trapped in an indestructible box underwater.

My hill.

**p_gray99**

I take some of this newly discovered indestructable metal, create some armour for myself, then gun you down with an AK-47. I then stand on the hill in my indestructable armour. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I cut off access and wait for you to starve. My hill.

**p_gray99**

You spelt "off" wrong. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Damn stuck keyboard..
Thats the best thing you could come up with? My hill.

**p_gray99**

Yep. My hill. Ish.

**TheRobotLol**

Nope, my hill.

**Castiel**

I bang your heads together while you argue about whose hill it is. My hill.

**p_gray99**

You don't exist. Therefore, my hill.

**Castiel**

Cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Nah. My hill

**Castiel**

Rubbish reason. My hill.

**p_gray99**

My sig's got more in it than yours. My hill.

**Castiel**

Quality over quantity. My hill.

**p_gray99**

You didn't put a space between the sinking feeling thread and the penthouse link. My hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

While the three of you are busy arguing over trivial matters, my ship sends a virus bomb onto the planet's surface, then send an incindiary after the flesh-eating virus has done it's job to ignite it all. My hill.
Oh, and just for shiggles, I blow up the hive city and add the rubble to the hill to make it more grandiose. And then put a statue of me in Power Armor.

**Wardragoon**

From 2.5 km away I shoot you with a rail gun, I get off and blow up the rail gun. Then I get in a ATV and drive over your corpse just to insure your death. My Hill, with a fancy ATV

**Gutsnagga**

ATV really stands for Amazingly Tiny Velociraptor. It can't help you when I invade with axe cop to help me.
My hill.

**thenoobbomb**

Stoopid video no work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkTnfcOBxE8&list=UU0ChxsyE3u9VFgDywKLv1uw&index=0&feature=plcp
My hill.

**Wardragoon**

Your link is broken, I bring Link to stab you, my hill

**snurl**

I use the Triforce to defeat your Link.
My Hill.

**Castiel**

I destroy the internet and claim the hill in the resulting confusion as the world tears itself apart.

My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I rally the people, saying you are the destroyer of the internet, a vicious mob attacks you.
My Hill

**MauS**

I get married to the mob.

My hill