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Roswell, GA

The Fenrisian Wolf Mother:
A large robotic assault transport for Fenrisian Wolf Pack units. With an assault hatch in the rear. It is heavily armored in the front and is considered a jump monstrous creature.

It leaps into combat releasing the pups unto its victims.
   
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Nimble Pistolier





Belfast

All Blood Claws squads are to be renamed,

no longer do we have Blood Claw packs,
now, unleash the Moon Moons!

The Men of Ostermark 6K

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Custom Insignia? Theming an army? I take sculpting commissions. PM me for more information. 
   
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Otiose in a Niche






Hyderabad, India

23 - New fluff!

Spoiler:

Like this one time the Blood Angels and the Necrons were fighting the Tyranids and they were all like "this is our last stand my brother, I am happy that I shall fall by your side" and "1001001" when all of the sudden Bjorn walked by and he was all like "Dakka! Dakka! Dakka!" and all the Tyranids died and the Blood Angels voted him their Chapter Master and the Necrons elected him Cyber Pharoh but Bjorn was all like "Tks d00ds but L8er!"


24 - New fluff!

Spoiler:
This one time Draigo was carving his shopping list on Mortorian's heart (purity seal wax, armour polish, incense, Hello Kitty shampoo) when all of the sudden like a million demons came by and started kicking his ass and he was crying like a little girl and it was really pathetic and then all of the sudden Logan Grimnar came by and totally saved him and Draigo was all like "you're so much more awesome then me" and Logan was all like "yeah man, but you do OK"


25 - New fluff!
Spoiler:

This one time Eldrad was charting the future of the Eldar race and stuff and all of the sudden Njal came by and was all like, yo dude, you got your rune upside down over there and Eldrad was all like "Oh wow, you're like totally right, I almost totally exterminated 6 craftworlds" and Njal was all like "No worries man" and Eldrad was all "You're so much cooler than me, and more modest too, I suck, I wish Abaddon would just kill me already"


26 - New Fullf!


Spoiler:
This one time Marneus Calgar, Lord Macragge, Master of Ultramarines was about to get stomped by like 12 Riptides and 50 Wraithknights and one of those crazy skulldozer things when all of the sudden Canis Wolfborn jumped out of nowhere and landed on top of one and hit it with his axe and it died and it fell on another one and they both blew up but Canis was already jumping on another one and his wolf bit off all the wires and stuff and it went nuts and shot all its missiles and killed 10 more and then it blew up but Canis had alread jumped on another one and pulled off its gun and shot like 10 more and his wolf jumped again and ran real fast and all the other ones got all confused and shot each other and they all died and Calgar was all like "OMG, you are like so awesome, please, please, please let me be your slave and you can be master of the Ultramarines and we'd totally quit being Ultramarines and join the Space Wolfs but we're just not worthy" and Canis was all like "naw man, it's cool, keep doing what you're doing but I'll be around if you need help"


27 - New lufff!

Spoiler:
So this one time the Dark Angels were fighting the Orks and they were losing and they were dying and they were screaming "help me, help me!" but Ragnar didn't hear them because he was too busy being totally awesome.


28 - Few nluff!

Spoiler:

This one time the Sisters of Battle were getting slaugherered by I dunno, Grey Knights or something, and then Lukas the Trickster came by and kicked their asses and the Sisters were all like "Oh you're so awesome let's have lots of sex and have a million babies" but Lukas was like "no, no, you have sworn a holy oath to the Space Emporer and we cannot" but then the Space Emporer popped up and everyone was all like and he was all like "No man it's cool" so Lukas and the Sisters of Battle had lots of sex and million babies.


 
   
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 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
23 - New fluff!

Spoiler:

Like this one time the Blood Angels and the Necrons were fighting the Tyranids and they were all like "this is our last stand my brother, I am happy that I shall fall by your side" and "1001001" when all of the sudden Bjorn walked by and he was all like "Dakka! Dakka! Dakka!" and all the Tyranids died and the Blood Angels voted him their Chapter Master and the Necrons elected him Cyber Pharoh but Bjorn was all like "Tks d00ds but L8er!"


24 - New fluff!

Spoiler:
This one time Draigo was carving his shopping list on Mortorian's heart (purity seal wax, armour polish, incense, Hello Kitty shampoo) when all of the sudden like a million demons came by and started kicking his ass and he was crying like a little girl and it was really pathetic and then all of the sudden Logan Grimnar came by and totally saved him and Draigo was all like "you're so much more awesome then me" and Logan was all like "yeah man, but you do OK"


25 - New fluff!
Spoiler:

This one time Eldrad was charting the future of the Eldar race and stuff and all of the sudden Njal came by and was all like, yo dude, you got your rune upside down over there and Eldrad was all like "Oh wow, you're like totally right, I almost totally exterminated 6 craftworlds" and Njal was all like "No worries man" and Eldrad was all "You're so much cooler than me, and more modest too, I suck, I wish Abaddon would just kill me already"


26 - New Fullf!


Spoiler:
This one time Marneus Calgar, Lord Macragge, Master of Ultramarines was about to get stomped by like 12 Riptides and 50 Wraithknights and one of those crazy skulldozer things when all of the sudden Canis Wolfborn jumped out of nowhere and landed on top of one and hit it with his axe and it died and it fell on another one and they both blew up but Canis was already jumping on another one and his wolf bit off all the wires and stuff and it went nuts and shot all its missiles and killed 10 more and then it blew up but Canis had alread jumped on another one and pulled off its gun and shot like 10 more and his wolf jumped again and ran real fast and all the other ones got all confused and shot each other and they all died and Calgar was all like "OMG, you are like so awesome, please, please, please let me be your slave and you can be master of the Ultramarines and we'd totally quit being Ultramarines and join the Space Wolfs but we're just not worthy" and Canis was all like "naw man, it's cool, keep doing what you're doing but I'll be around if you need help"


27 - New lufff!

Spoiler:
So this one time the Dark Angels were fighting the Orks and they were losing and they were dying and they were screaming "help me, help me!" but Ragnar didn't hear them because he was too busy being totally awesome.


28 - Few nluff!

Spoiler:

This one time the Sisters of Battle were getting slaugherered by I dunno, Grey Knights or something, and then Lukas the Trickster came by and kicked their asses and the Sisters were all like "Oh you're so awesome let's have lots of sex and have a million babies" but Lukas was like "no, no, you have sworn a holy oath to the Space Emporer and we cannot" but then the Space Emporer popped up and everyone was all like and he was all like "No man it's cool" so Lukas and the Sisters of Battle had lots of sex and million babies.



WAAAARRRRDDD!!!!!

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UK

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:


27 - New lufff!

Spoiler:
So this one time the Dark Angels were fighting the Orks and they were losing and they were dying and they were screaming "help me, help me!" but Ragnar didn't hear them because he was too busy being totally awesome.




Brilliant. Just brilliant.

 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

According to the latest sources.

There are now no more wolf names. They are now replaced with viking esque ideas. Space Wolves have now become larger and bigger than ordinary space marines,

In addition there is now a sale only on space wolves.

The Codex costs 30$

According to another Source Logan Grimnar has allowed the chapter to grow to massive amounts. Now there are far more than just twelve companies.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
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 Paradigm wrote:


Brilliant. Just brilliant.


Now I have to decide which is my new sig...


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34 - New character type - Space Wolf Skald

Spoiler:
Space Wolves are the masters of sagas and stories, recognizing their power and that a well-told tale can be as powerful as a lascannon.

Special Rule - Master of the Narrative: If your army contains a Skald, at the end of the game you may change the victory conditions, mission objectives or results so that the Space Wolves were victorious regardless of what actually happened in the game. If your opponent objects you may overrule him by yelling "Wolf! Wolf! Wolf-wolf-wolf! Arrrrrrooooooo!" as loud as you can. If your howl is louder than his whining you win.

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I quite like the idea of the combi-wolf mentioned earlier. It would either be a bolter with a wolf strapped to it, or is a wolf with multiple heads. Kinda like Cerberus, but could be different animals... or something.

also the new abortion of a flyer is vaguely like the unfortunate offspring of a stormtalon and a caestus assault ram. 3/10, could do better, see me after class.

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

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All other Space Marine chapters had to impose a one hour sobbing ritual into their daily schedule because they decided to cover their armor in paper while the Space Wolves cover theirs in the pelts of big game animals they've hunted. The only thing the paper marines can prove they killed were a bunch of trees.

Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000

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New Bedford, MA USA

Due to the massives success of the Ork Codex, Space Wolves will get an across the board reduction to BS 2, but gain +1 WS and +1 A.

Point costs for ranged weapons will of course stay the same, while melee weapons will go up +5 points to acount for their increased effectiveness.



   
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New Bedford, MA USA

Login Grimnar now a Lord Of War

Grimnar's ability to field Wolf Guard as Troops removed.

Detachment with Logan Grimnar allowing you to field unlimited Wolfguard units

Ability to field Wolves as Troops removed

Detachment where unlimited wolves units can be fielded

Two HQs for the Price of one Ability removed

Space Wolves Optional FOC with 4 HQs added

New Tank on Rhino Chasis with Hellfrost Weapons

New Land Raider variant with Hellfrost Weapons


   
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The Cockatrice Malediction

New Wolf Scout special character: Alpha-Wolfzero. Has twin Wolffists with integrated Helfrost Cannons. Special uppercut attack - toasty!

New Bloodclaw special character unique vehicle upgrade: Teenviking. Rides on roof.
   
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Riverside CA

Grey Hunter will be made 25 points each, loose all of there special abilities will be removed. They will also be given only a Las Pistol and pay 5 points for a CCW and double for Special Weapons so every army will stop whining about then.

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Hyderabad, India

Reviled for the first time!

The Battle Hymn of the Sons of Fenris!
Spoiler:

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Leman is their Primarch
L-E-M-A-N
L-E-M-A-N
L-E-M-A-N
And Leman is their Primarch

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Logan is their leader
L-O-G-A-N
L-O-G-A-N
L-O-G-A-N
And Logan is their leader

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Bjorn is fell-handed
B-J-O-R-N
B-J-O-R-N
B-J-O-R-N
And Bjorn is fell-handed

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Ulrik is the slayer
U-L-R-I-K
U-L-R-I-K
U-L-R-I-K
And Ulrik is the slayer

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Canis rides a wolf
C-A-N-I-S
C-A-N-I-S
C-A-N-I-S
And Canis rides a wolf

There are some Wolves who live in Space
And Leman is their Primarch
(clap)-E-M-A-N
(clap)-E-M-A-N
(clap)-E-M-A-N
And Leman is their Primarch

(repeat all the way through)


 
   
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Your scansion is off - "And Canis rides a wolf-y" fits. But for the need to really hammer home "wolf," I'd suggest "puppy" instead.

Also, that is three parts awesome to one part eternal agony. Well played, sir.

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 Janthkin wrote:
Your scansion is off - "And Canis rides a wolf-y" fits. But for the need to really hammer home "wolf," I'd suggest "puppy" instead.

Also, that is three parts awesome to one part eternal agony. Well played, sir.


Graci! And you're right, puppy works a lot better.

I hear the codex will also feature the lyrics to the War Chant of the 6th Legion

Spoiler:
Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
And in that Legion he had some wolves
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
With an ARRRRRO here
And an ARRRRRO there
Here an ARRRRRO
There an ARRRRRO
Everywhere an ARRRRRO, ARRRRRO
Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!

Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
And in that Legion he had some bikes
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
With a VRRMM, VRRMM here
And a VRRMM, VRRMM there
Here a VRRMM, VRRMM
There a VRRMM, VRRMM
Everywhere a VRRMM, VRRMM, VRRMM, VRRMM
Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!


Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
And in that Legion he had Murderfang
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!
With a MURDER-MURDER here
And a MURDER-MURDER there
Here a MURDER-MURDER
There a MURDER-MURDER
Everywhere a MURDER-MURDER, MURDER-MURDER
Old Leman had a Legion
Ee-aye-ee-aye-oh!





 
   
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I think they'll find a way to make them less fluffy and less competitive, while being more ridiculous and using a totally new repetitive name for something that doesn't involve the word "wolf". They'll get a flyer that looks like a shipping container with little t Rex wings awkwardly glued onto the sides, 2 new close combat dreads in an edition where close combat is an afterthought and dreads are mediocre at best, and turn the most badass character they have into a bad Santa parody.


Oh wait, these aren't made up rumors :(
   
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Mississippi

New Wolf Ind. Ch. named Moon Moon. Gonna be completely random but quite usually detrimental effects. The counterbalance to this is he'll be an effective suicide bomber type.
Hmm...maybe Luna Lunas or something to fit in, I dunno

"Da ooman base iz got walls an’ fings, see. So, if I’z goes up to da wall, all sneaky-like, and blows it up wiv me bombs, den dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall wot da ladz can go fru, see. So, when you’z lot ‘ears sumfing go boom, you charge,’ cos dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall. Unnastand?"
 
   
 
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