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Before tossing your kids broken toy you look at it and think 'how do i loot it'.......

-When you're doing just about, anything, and you have the urge to exclaim "x for the x god, y for the y throne!" It could be putting away dishes, doing that AP homework, anything.
-When someone asks you, resident amateur theologian, to explain a reference to the Fallen and you start describing the Dark Angels instead of Satan's followers
-When you accidentally developed a crude form of Aristotelian morality while contemplating the Horus Heresy, only to find out that that's a thing
-When you insist that your group get the red car to do your velocity lab in physics
-If you collet an army in more scales than it officially exists in
-When pie plates make you think of sad Eldar, not delicious pastries. Darn you IG!
-You declare refer to your basement as the Rock
-When your Spartan in Halo multiplayer is the closest possible approximation of a Dark Angels Deathwing Marine
-The Emperor Protects (your ears if you yell that enough)!
-Your Pokémon are all named after primarchs. Guilliman always has to be normal type, and so is left in a box or reserved as a name for Mewtwo.
-You vow to your friends that the High School football Bloodbowl team down the valley is formed from orks
-You smile ever so slightly when you hear the word "sanguine"

 jason1977 wrote:
Before tossing your kids broken toy you look at it and think 'how do i loot it'.......

This gave me idea for awesome TV/YT show directed to Orks, titled :

"Will it Loot Wagon?"

 Crazyterran wrote:
Wait, screaming heresy at people who speak heresy and yelling 'for the emperor' when things go your way isnt normal?

Heresy!

For the Emperor!

Catching a cold is just a blessing from Grandfather Nurgle.

When your brand of deodorant is determined by it’s ease of conversion into a grav-attack vehicle.

 Nevelon wrote:
When your brand of deodorant is determined by it’s ease of conversion into a grav-attack vehicle.

VDR for the win!!!!!!

...you own both Warrior Brood and Warrior Coven
...you thank Tzeentch for good grades in school

When you miss homework deadlines because you were up late working out an army list idea.

When, after building 1000 points of one army, you realize you have no regular play group anymore, so you buy your little brother a space marine army.

When you get your $635 tax return and think, "Dam, I could start an entire new army with that!"

When you consider worshipping Nurgle to skip school

When you spend more time on dakka dakka then actually doing work at work

When you play 40K 2 times a week
When you keep getting new minis when you have to paint a lot of old minis.
When you yell 'KILL! MAIM! BURN!' at random moments.
When you have 1010 points of Blood Angels but only 13 minis pertaining to blood angels.
When you see that the bad guys win 2 times in a row
When you like high pointed games in between 2000 and 6000.
When you still play 5th edition 40K
When your username is like an ork's username (Overlord Thraka, KaptinBadrukk)
When your ranking pertains to orks.
When you can't afford minis for 1-2 years but then get a pay raise and spend 15% on minis
When you sing 'Marneus Calgar' in place of 'Spongebob Squarepants'.



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 Desubot wrote:
When you spend more time on dakka dakka then actually doing work at work

Yeah, that is true.


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 Matthew wrote:
When you consider worshipping Nurgle to skip school

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 Powerfisting wrote:
When you miss homework deadlines because you were up late working out an army list idea.

When, after building 1000 points of one army, you realize you have no regular play group anymore, so you buy your little brother a space marine army.

When you get your $635 tax return and think, "Dam, I could start an entire new army with that!"

LOLOLOLOL.


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 3AcresAndATau wrote:
-When you're doing just about, anything, and you have the urge to exclaim "x for the x god, y for the y throne!" It could be putting away dishes, doing that AP homework, anything.
-When someone asks you, resident amateur theologian, to explain a reference to the Fallen and you start describing the Dark Angels instead of Satan's followers
-When you accidentally developed a crude form of Aristotelian morality while contemplating the Horus Heresy, only to find out that that's a thing
-When you insist that your group get the red car to do your velocity lab in physics
-If you collet an army in more scales than it officially exists in
-When pie plates make you think of sad Eldar, not delicious pastries. Darn you IG!
-You declare refer to your basement as the Rock
-When your Spartan in Halo multiplayer is the closest possible approximation of a Dark Angels Deathwing Marine
-The Emperor Protects (your ears if you yell that enough)!
-Your Pokémon are all named after primarchs. Guilliman always has to be normal type, and so is left in a box or reserved as a name for Mewtwo.
-You vow to your friends that the High School football Bloodbowl team down the valley is formed from orks
-You smile ever so slightly when you hear the word "sanguine"

Very funny.


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 jason1977 wrote:
Before tossing your kids broken toy you look at it and think 'how do i loot it'.......

The lootas loot broken stuff? What?


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 TheCustomLime wrote:
When you decide to build another battle company for your marine chapter

True, True.


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 Matthew wrote:
You start drawing Khorne icons on everything.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

When you burp you pretend you're bleating machine speak to the omnisah.
Or you tell people that's good but it needs more dakka.

 Desubot wrote:
When you spend more time on dakka dakka then actually doing work at work

eh you got me.
guess i'm off to finally do some work at work

When you refer to the human species as 'stupid humies' on your science paper

When your reasoning behind everything is 'For the God-Emperor' or 'For the Greater Good'

- When you realize that you could have bought a car instead of your current army
- When you call your wife a heretic when she ticks you off
- When you tell your wife that she's sick because she fell to chaos worship (Don't try this at home)
- When you check GW/Dakka Dakka or any forums for 40k updates
- When you try to appease your car's machine spirit with motor oil and the occasional car wash

... you shout 'WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" at the top of your lungs when driving really fast

You're absolutely sure which racing car is gona win based on it's color.

- When any word with negative connotation is replaced the word "heresy"

- When you check new threads on DakkaDakka at least twice per day

- When you strongly oppose religions and wish them to be forgotten/annihilated - just like the Emprah visioned.

When you read historical articles that tell about some stupid actions taken amidst the battle like running and shooting in the wrong direction and think: "They were just forging a narrative".

 koooaei wrote:
When you read historical articles that tell about some stupid actions taken amidst the battle like running and shooting in the wrong direction and think: "They were just forging a narrative".

Oh god, so much potential here!

The Charge of the Light Brigade: 7th Edition Redux

"Sir, they have cannon. Dozens of them, they must be playing Unbound! We should call off the attack against these cheese WAAC players!"
"Don't worry, Private, we'll just forge a narrative. Tell the men to form up, we charge for the guns!"
"But sir!"
"No, private, we're doing it. I've drawn the card that says we have to take out their Heavy Support, and we shall!"
And into the valley of death rode the 600!

 Icculus wrote:

 conker249 wrote:
You think of new ways to get new models into the house under the wifes radar.

When you have a 100 page word document on your work computer that consists of nothing but army lists.

Both of these, but with the first writ small so she can't see it if she comes on dakkaforum. But also...

When you comment 'needs more dakka' in a design team meeting
When you shake the clients hand and spot the smear of Russ Grey on your finger nails, just too late
When you have a folder on the work system full of codices, data slates and formations 'just in case I have an idea'
When a colleague hands you your battlescribe print out that you left in the printer and you don't declare 'nothing to do with me'
When you go to the FLGS in your lunch break and consider phoning in sick for the afternoon
When you don't wear a shirt and trousers to work 'cos you don't want to look like a stiff ' at mid week 40k night
When you use gw paints on a building model for a client but accidentally model bullet holes in it

I have more, but this is starting to feel like an AA meeting.....

 skarnalaxwarlord wrote:
... you shout 'WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!" at the top of your lungs when driving really fast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) When people say surprise or cheer at a celebration you yell "WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!"
2) When your driving on the road and see a red car go by and you think "RED ONEZ GO FASTA"
3) when you hear a sad or depressing story you immediately say "grim dark"

God damn some of mine are kinda copied pasted but still one of the best threads ever!

 zombiekila707 wrote:
1) When people say surprise or cheer at a celebration you yell "WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!"
2) When your driving on the road and see a red car go by and you think "RED ONEZ GO FASTA"
3) when you hear a sad or depressing story you immediately say "grim dark"

God damn some of mine are kinda copied pasted but still one of the best threads ever!

Yeah, that is absolutley true for me.

 conker249 wrote:
You think of new ways to get new models into the house under the wifes radar.

Ha ha, bang on buddy!

When you've convinced the wife the new codexes are a must have to play the game of 40K. All of them...

Stupid GW...!

 Iapedus wrote:

When you comment 'needs more dakka' in a design team meeting
When you shake the clients hand and spot the smear of Russ Grey on your finger nails, just too late
When you have a folder on the work system full of codices, data slates and formations 'just in case I have an idea'
When a colleague hands you your battlescribe print out that you left in the printer and you don't declare 'nothing to do with me'
When you go to the FLGS in your lunch break and consider phoning in sick for the afternoon
When you don't wear a shirt and trousers to work 'cos you don't want to look like a stiff ' at mid week 40k night
When you use gw paints on a building model for a client but accidentally model bullet holes in it

I have more, but this is starting to feel like an AA meeting.....

Reading this makes me wonder if you have done some of these.......

 jason1977 wrote:

 Iapedus wrote:

When you comment 'needs more dakka' in a design team meeting
When you shake the clients hand and spot the smear of Russ Grey on your finger nails, just too late
When you have a folder on the work system full of codices, data slates and formations 'just in case I have an idea'
When a colleague hands you your battlescribe print out that you left in the printer and you don't declare 'nothing to do with me'
When you go to the FLGS in your lunch break and consider phoning in sick for the afternoon
When you don't wear a shirt and trousers to work 'cos you don't want to look like a stiff ' at mid week 40k night
When you use gw paints on a building model for a client but accidentally model bullet holes in it

I have more, but this is starting to feel like an AA meeting.....

Reading this makes me wonder if you have done some of these.......

Every...
Single...
One...

 Paradigm wrote:

 koooaei wrote:
When you read historical articles that tell about some stupid actions taken amidst the battle like running and shooting in the wrong direction and think: "They were just forging a narrative".

Oh god, so much potential here!

The Charge of the Light Brigade: 7th Edition Redux

"Sir, they have cannon. Dozens of them, they must be playing Unbound! We should call off the attack against these cheese WAAC players!"
"Don't worry, Private, we'll just forge a narrative. Tell the men to form up, we charge for the guns!"
"But sir!"
"No, private, we're doing it. I've drawn the card that says we have to take out their Heavy Support, and we shall!"
And into the valley of death rode the 600!

WAGHAHAHA exactly!