Which of your models hate you?

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**Tarvitz77**

Chalk up another Vindicare assassin. Haven't used him in quite a while (he was the one standing on a skull, aiming down his rifle). Could not hit a damn thing. He's now been swapped for the new model from execution force, who seems to be doing alright in the game. I haven't used him in a 40k game yet...little bit afraid to!

**vipoid**

Dark Eldar:

- My Haemonculus with 4+ poison never rolls above 3.

- Grotesques. I hear all these stories about people's Grotesques murdering half the enemy army, or shrugging off incredible amounts of firepower. All I can think is 'are we using the same models'?

When they're not dissolving to anything that so much as looks at them funny, then they're bouncing off even the flimsiest of enemy armour.

- Scourges. Despite BS4, their hit rate is about 50%. And, even though they glance on 2s, their glance rate is about 50% too.

**Col. Dash**

My 40k stuff doesn't dislike me. I have some other stuff that probably does. I have several squads of Warzone minis and an entire army of BA Japanese who likely think I am a long shaft because I haven't even taken them out of their boxes to put them together or even look at them in the 6 months to a year I have had them. I fear what the Japanese SNLF is going to do the first time I put them on the table after being told they were low priority under Tau and the German SS.

**pwntallica**

My predators only hate me when I put their LCs on. If I run them AC/HB they almost always perform great. Put on triple LC, and the just miss and fail pen and wound rolls like no one's business. They have wrecked more vehicles with their AC then LC despite being fielded about the same amount either way

I remember firing 6 LC from my pair of preds at a razor back and only hitting twice then snake eyes for pen (vs amour 11). My PC devs just face palmed and were like "we got this I guess" and took it out.

**danpieri**

When I could use him, my Marbo figure used to do the old "straight up/down" toss of his demo charge toooooo many times.

Now, its my Master of Ordnance model. He likes to scatter away from the intended target onto his friends.

**Scorpionov**

my lascannon havocs who sometimes roll ALL 1'S to hit

**Drasius**

My BS5 Warpsmith has about a 50% hit rate with his meltagun, and recently charged 5 ork slugga boys and died before he got to swing! The amount of times he's dropped to the first 2-3 wounds that come his way is also beyond statistical probability.

My heldrake often refuses to make an appearance until turn 4, though when he eventually turns up, it's usually worth the wait. Usually.

**NuggzTheNinja**

Juggernaut lord with axe of blind fury. Maybe it's because he's constantly producing skulls for the skull throne but all too often he spawns or DPs himself. It's a tragedy. If only he kept the axe...

**The Internet is for Khorn**

danpieri wrote:
When I could use him, my Marbo figure used to do the old "straight up/down" toss of his demo charge toooooo many times.

Now, its my Master of Ordnance model. He likes to scatter away from the intended target onto his friends.

Relevant: http://www.wobblymodelsyndrome.com/comic-302.html

**Lord Blackscale**

My demon prince seems to hate the idea of being painted, if that counts.

**Champion of Slaanesh**

While not hating me as such my lord has a habit of winning a challenge then rolling a 66 on the Boon table. Either him or my champions who only do it every now and then. I swear my bikes hate me too :(

**wuestenfux**

My melta toting Space Marines.
I always tend to roll a 1 to hit or if they hit, a double 1 to damage.

**digital-animal**

It's kind of a mix for me..

my GK Librarian usually doesn't take a Stormbolter so he usually throws grenades and I love the idea of throwing Psych-Out grenades but whenever I do my opponent almost ALWAYS ROLLS A 6 for the perils. This happened to me when I was facing down a T10 STR 9 Greater Unclean One with Endurance and the initiative boost. I shot my psy-cannon and failed to wound and I threw the grenade hoping for something helpful. No. Just gave the Demon who was in cursed earth range a 2+ invulnerable.

Same thing happened when my Librarian threw a psykout grenade at one of the Harlequin psykers.

and a SM Conclave Librarian on a Bike.

and when he's not doing that he's perilling and forgetting how to cast invisibility on turn 1. :|

**SirDonlad**

I wouldn't say any of my models hate me, but 'tau tse tung' has a valkyrie vendetta which definetly hates my vehicles - the legion medusa especially!

**zbg97**

Pretty much every time my TWC rolls for Consolidation after winning a CC, it comes up 1" or 2". That's about the worst it gets for me, but it's incredibly consistent.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

I never roll decent powers for my Farseers (both of them). And then they always get perils at least once a game (each).

Warp Spiders never kill anything. Ever.

**tau tse tung**

Another Longstrike user here. he seems to get quite emotional at work with all his 1s...

Any and all lascannons. (apart from strangely one mounted on my Valkyrie that should never but does quite often.)

**Tiberius501**

My THREE quad guns. They never do anything. The other day, I used them against a SINGLE squad, to try and budge them off an objective. Took literally 4 turns to whittle the squad down to 4 models from 10. Had to finish the squad off with my Death Riders.

**pm713**

Long Fangs. One with a missile launcher ALWAYS rolls a 2 to hit and the one with a Plasma Cannon insists on having the blast scatter the precise amount to just about miss the target.

**Hoyt**

Any of my Space Wolves who have plasma guns, they overheat and die every single game.

I have now since swapped them out for melta guns. Now the little buggers can't hurt themselves anymore.

**zbg97**

Hoyt wrote:
Any of my Space Wolves who have plasma guns, they overheat and die every single game.

I have now since swapped them out for melta guns. Now the little buggers can't hurt themselves anymore.

Wolf Priests' Preferred Enemy or Rune Priests with Prescience can make a huge difference.

That said, I don't remember where I got the attached image, but it's always appropriate.

Also, great choice in avatar.

**ZergSmasher**

Used to be my Sniper Scouts hated me or maybe they were secret pacifists. They used to always miss with their shots. With the release of the new DA book, they seem to do a bit better.

**Hoyt**

zbg97 wrote:
Hoyt wrote:
Any of my Space Wolves who have plasma guns, they overheat and die every single game.

I have now since swapped them out for melta guns. Now the little buggers can't hurt themselves anymore.

Wolf Priests' Preferred Enemy or Rune Priests with Prescience can make a huge difference.

That said, I don't remember where I got the attached image, but it's always appropriate.

Also, great choice in avatar.

Derp, I completely forgot wolf priests confer preferred enemy to their unit, I'll try one out, maybe then my plasma guys can kill something

Funny thing is though, my crimson fists never overheat their guns, I think in my past dozen games I've lost one to overheat.

And yeah Tali iz da bestest

**zbg97**

Bear in mind a ML1 RP is 60 points, and giving him Divination means your Primaris is Prescience, re-rolling ALL failed to-hits, not just 1s against the declared Preferred Enemy type of a 110 point Wolf Priest (though, obviously, there are other bonuses to Wolf Priests...).

**ChiliPowderKeg**

My Hammerheads both with and without Longstrike.

It's suffice to say they've been on ice since early 2014

**Dish2296**

My deathleaper has never forgiven me for lovingly converting and painting him up.
If he ever charges into combat he gets monstered.
He charged a 5 man tac squad, ignored the overwatch and challenged the sgt. He then proceeded to miss 5/6 attacks and the one that wounded bounced off the marines armour, who then laughed in his tentacled face and beat him up with his axe.
Luckily he was able to limp away with hit and run.

In fantasy my disc sorcerer hates me too. On two seperate occasions he has had to pass a 3+ reroll ones ward save after being hit by an Orc stone thrower and feels like it'd be a good time to roll a 2.

**Lammikkovalas**

The Ion Shields on both of my Knights hate me with a passion. The models themselves perform pretty consistently, I just can't make any saves ever.

One Razorback I have also hates me so much. In all the games I've played with it, I've hit a target only twice ever (even with twin-linked) and caused total of 1 hull point of damage with it. I don't play with that model very much any more.

**cranect**

My lootas and shoota boyz. Out of 45 shots for the lootas and 60 for the boys ill get a whopping 3-5 hits for either. Give the boys pistols though and they hit 7/10 shots fairly consistently. At this rate my gretchin have killed more things than the lootas...

**Skullhammer**

My dragon oger shaggoth ive had him for 11 years and in all that time hes only killed 2 clan rats ever!!

Hes just an embaressment but i'll have a party if he ever does good.

sorry wrong game. Though when used as a dp he rocks.

**Matthew**

My bloody trukk. It always dies on the first turn. Always.