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Made in us
Battleship Captain






Who will win?

   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Fething bring it on Captain Jack Swallows!


I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw






Who has guns and cannons?

Read my story at:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356



 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen




PIRATES!




This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/26 21:19:01


 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork






Viking or Pirate?


Yes

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/26 21:15:10


Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC










PIRATE.


Also, is there a "Talk like a Viking Day"? Nooooo?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/09/26 21:16:54


I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.



A challenger appears.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen




Super hot, and will kill you before you can say "Valhalla"
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC









RELEASE THE kRAKEN!

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

And I'm pretty sure Calypso would use all your "huurrrr! viking warriors!" as tooth picks.
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Win at what?

Vikings:
Saga singing
Drinking
Speaking Norse
Fermented herring eating
Football (soccer)
Rowing

Pirates:
Silly voices
Parrot plucking
Digging holes on deserrt islands
Ahrrithmatic
Shivering of timbers
Pyrotechnic facial hair
Walking the plank

Edit: Please note, "Walking the plank" is NOT a euphemism!
(nor indeed Cockney Rhyming Slang)


though it could be...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/09/26 21:26:14


 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

*Eats a berzerker shroom and beats everyone to death with a rusty spoon*





I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







Shadowbrand wrote:*Eats a berzerker shroom and beats everyone to death with a rusty spoon*


*Pulls out pistol, shoots you in the face while your stuffing it with shrooms*

Ye canna beat the Jolly Roger.

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

*Ricochets off his helmet and tears off your head and hurls it over deck*

ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







Shadowbrand wrote:*Ricochets off his helmet and tears off your head and hurls it over deck*

ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*My body falls over the deck, and a pagan god takes pity on me, restoring me back to life to seek my revenge*

Yer now off the edge of the map, ey mate? Here there be monsters!

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

*in a chorus of Valkyries Thor descends to the earth with Mjolnir he races across the sea of stars and drops mighty Mjolnir. The young Norseman takes up the godly weapon and swings it casting lighting obliterating the Pirates and with a wild power metal scream Shadowbrand holds his pinky and 4th finger out*

Nothing was ever the same again.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Okay here is a short list to clarify things:

Pirates have:
Beaches
Hot wenches
Bigger ships
Faster Ships
Cannons
Rum
Parties
More fun than vikings

Vikings have:
Glaciers
Glorified dingys (aka "Long boats")
No friends
No parties
No fun

   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Oh now I get it!
It's a peeing contest
Who can pee highest up the main mast Viking or Pirate?

Oh dear, they really ought to have peed leeward and not into the wind.

Why the should pee at Lee I have no idea. Must have been something he said about pirates and vikings.

 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.


I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Shadowbrand wrote:



*if you think being a viking would be better than being a pirate
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Totally. Valhallas the only cool afterlife.

And were just better. As egotistical as it sounds I would much rather be a Odinhist Norseman sailing around the world and killing and raping EVERYONE. Then some quack in a over sized boat chasing "booty" and riddled with scavy.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in gb
Servoarm Flailing Magos





When your heritage goes back to Vikings there all I can agree with.

Vikings.

Also isn't it normally Pirates V Ninjas?

Alestorm are good but there no Amon Amarth or Ensiferum.

"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

Azarath Metrion Zinthos

Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Since when did vikings not have parties?
They had raiding parties.
Festivals.
Beaches
Scandanavian women
Aqua vita and Mead
Extremely competent seagoing credentials
Founded many a city
Founded the world's first parliament
and a had better knowledge of history than Roobiks

 
   
Made in us
Veteran ORC







Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Since when did vikings not have parties?
They had raiding parties.
Festivals.
Beaches
Scandanavian women
Aqua vita and Mead
Extremely competent seagoing credentials
Founded many a city
Founded the world's first parliament
and a had better knowledge of history than Roobiks


But did they have Nancy the Tavern Wench?



I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork






Shadowbrand wrote:

A challenger appears.


I see your real Samurai and raise you one fake ninja!


Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

That Ninja's a fake?
Thought they all looked like that!?

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Since when did vikings not have parties?
They had raiding parties.
Festivals.
Beaches
Scandanavian women
Aqua vita and Mead
Extremely competent seagoing credentials
Founded many a city
Founded the world's first parliament
and a had better knowledge of history than Roobiks




Pirates had better parties.

   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

No pirate singlehandedly held off an army for several hours.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in gb
Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

Only if you consider playing Paahrrrss the Paaarrhrcel the acme of paaahrrtying
to the power of n

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Shadowbrand wrote:No pirate singlehandedly held off an army for several hours.


Thats because no Pirate is dumb enough to get in that sort of situation

I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. 
   
 
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