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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth I whip my beard back and forth...
Unfortunately the only photos of my lovely* mug are all untruthful** and unflattering***, so i'm gunna have to find one that isn't****.
*See: God awful, Ugly
**See: Truthful
***See: As flattering as is humanly possible
****See: Photoshop
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
You have the sexiest Clint Eastwood pointing a gun avatar I've ever seen!
Feel a little better?
KingCracker wrote:Hell, Ill agree with what Rick said, there now youve got two
*Sniff* Thanks you guys!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Unleashed a tide of psuedo-homosexuality across Dakka...
Though frankly that was largely already there...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
purplefood wrote:Unleashed a tide of psuedo-homosexuality across Dakka...
Though frankly that was largely already there...
It's been here for a while...
...biding its time...
...watching from the shadows...
...waiting for the time to strike...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
purplefood wrote:Unleashed a tide of psuedo-homosexuality across Dakka...
Though frankly that was largely already there...
It's been here for a while...
...biding its time...
...watching from the shadows...
...waiting for the time to strike...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I regret nothing...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
purplefood wrote:Unleashed a tide of psuedo-homosexuality across Dakka...
Though frankly that was largely already there...
It's been here for a while...
...biding its time...
...watching from the shadows...
...waiting for the time to strike...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I regret nothing...
Nor should you, it's a great song!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
Gay bars are quite friendly places, I recomend that every one should at lest once go to a gay bar, never had a fight in one. Been walking from one to catch the last train and got in one, a note to all, high heels do not make a good platform to fight on lol
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Ribon Fox wrote:Gay bars are quite friendly places, I recomend that every one should at lest once go to a gay bar, never had a fight in one. Been walking from one to catch the last train and got in one, a note to all, high heels do not make a good platform to fight on lol
When you say "never got in a fight," no gay man has never made a snotty comment to you? I can't walk into a gay bar without someone commenting on some aspect of me and trying to start some petty level of gak at some point. I've always chalked it up to jealousy I've gotten a lot of hate simply for being "greedy."
