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2014/10/24 21:56:57
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Sister Koriander: I've always said there is nothing like a good joke.
Sister Rave: And that was nothing like a good joke.
Both: DOHOHOHOHO.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/10/24 22:07:32
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Hallowed Canoness
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 I need a facepalm emoticon...
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/10/24 22:25:08
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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I feel like humor threads should be an exception to the necron rule
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I am the kinda ork that takes his own washing machine apart, puts new bearings in it, then puts it back together, and it still works. |
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2014/10/24 23:11:53
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Necron rule? If we had that, it'd be legal to post in a thread up to 65 million years after it had gone dormant.
SISTER KORIANDER: I've always said there's nothing like a good j....
SISTER RAVEN: Shut up.
SISTER KORIANDER: Oh.
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2014/10/25 04:13:43
Subject: Re:Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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For some reason I misread the date on this thread. Time flows strangely in the Eye of Bureaucracy...
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veho sicut tu furabar |
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2014/10/25 12:33:25
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Preacher of the Emperor
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You live in Washington, D.C. too?
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2014/10/25 20:39:49
Subject: Re:Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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Nah. Between Springfield, Illinois and St. Louis. I work in Springfield, though.
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veho sicut tu furabar |
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2014/10/25 21:07:01
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Lord of the Fleet
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My boss is in Washington. I, however, am in a hole in the ground, 300 feet to half a mile down.
All we get to eat is the occasional underhive ganger and undated twinkies. Which could explain all the skaven down here....
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2014/10/25 21:26:11
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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 BaronIveagh wrote:My boss is in Washington. I, however, am in a hole in the ground, 300 feet to half a mile down.
All we get to eat is the occasional underhive ganger and undated twinkies. Which could explain all the skaven down here....
At least you get underhive ganger and undated twinkies. All I get is the wrapping paper from undated twinkies.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/10/25 21:35:25
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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 Happyjew wrote: BaronIveagh wrote:My boss is in Washington. I, however, am in a hole in the ground, 300 feet to half a mile down.
All we get to eat is the occasional underhive ganger and undated twinkies. Which could explain all the skaven down here....
At least you get underhive ganger and undated twinkies. All I get is the wrapping paper from undated twinkies.
LUXURY.
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veho sicut tu furabar |
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2014/10/25 21:56:52
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Wait a sec. This seems somehow familiar...
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/10/25 23:07:45
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Lord of the Fleet
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*Taps the side of his Steel Legion rebreather*
Because like in all things Imperial guard anymore, the Steel Legion gets forgotten. You newer scrubs, and even the Cadians, fell for it so hard, it was a work of...
*flips down visor*
Tactical Genius.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2014/10/26 05:16:20
Subject: Re:Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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In my day we didn't have different Guard units. Troops went to battle in Rhinos and Land Raiders just like the Marines. Rough Riders could be from anywhere. Some units even had jetbikes. Heck, you could have Imperial Guard assault squads with jump packs just like the Space Marines! Sure, your troops died in droves if they faced anything tougher than a stiff breeze but we liked it that way! Everyone wore grey, except for the PDF forces who got taken in by those damned Genestealer Cults! They wore purple! But they still had the same helmet flak jacket, uniform and lasgun.
Besides, who'd ever believe that the Steel Legion would have Yorkshire accents?
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veho sicut tu furabar |
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2014/10/26 07:56:50
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Hallowed Canoness
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Roaming the countryside looking for mushrooms, armed with greatcoats against the weather and flamethrowers against the evil beasts?
I dunno, sounds pretty Yorkshire to me...
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/10/27 05:20:03
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
The Village Hidden in Bureaucracy
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 Furyou Miko wrote:Roaming the countryside looking for mushrooms, armed with greatcoats against the weather and flamethrowers against the evil beasts?
I dunno, sounds pretty Yorkshire to me...
So, "Last of the Summer Wine" was really about the Armageddon Campaign?
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veho sicut tu furabar |
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2014/10/30 22:06:06
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Spawn of Chaos
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-Knock,knock.
-Who's there?
-Burn.
-Burn who?
*kicks door open
-BURN THE HERETIC!
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Liam Fox:
FLUFF FOR THE FLUFF GOD.LORE FOR THE LORE THRONE! |
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2014/10/31 00:21:54
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
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Lord of the Fleet
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I know I was boozed through most of it.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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