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Hi,
Fulchester seems to be a fictitious town in North East England: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulchester
It has a GW store though and a funny facebook page (liked by a.o. GW Germany and GW France):
https://www.facebook.com/GWFulchester?ref=stream
Thanks to Grimmeth over at Warseer for finding it.

Here some quotes:

Advanced notice: The store will be closed for redecoration during the last week of November. This may take a while, as in keeping with national policy, we can only use Games Workshop brushes in store.

Did you know that we also sell models for Warhammer Fantasy Battle? No, neither did we.

We would like to announce a forthcoming 25% Sale at our store. We really would. We're not having one, but it would be nice if we could announce one.

Once we've sold all the existing stock, the Forgeworld Books will no longer be available in our store. This is because the price-tag is so large it's causing the shelves to break.

Good morning hobbyists, just a reminder that Sunday is ill-conceived conversions day.

Bring your awful conversions, bits made out of spru and ill-conceived and over ambitious models in tomorrow and swear to the Lord our Emperor that we won't laugh. Not even giggle.

Promise.

We are pleased to announce that we are taking orders for the Ultimate Paint Set. It's only £280 for 1.72 litres of paint.

In line with national policy, we will be releasing all store news on Warseer, rather than our own website. After all, if it's on Warseer, it has to be true.

Please bring the right amount of cash when making your purchases, as we do no carry the smaller denominations of money. This is because we acknowledge that people fear change.

Yes, we do sell trolls. No, they don't come with an internet connection.

The Dark Angels Codex is coming out soon. The Dark Angels are part of the grim darkness, and lurk in the dark, dealing in dark things against the darkness. We will be having a themed release shortly, bring a torch.

New White Dwarf is out tommorow. In order to make the reading experience even smoother, this issue has even more stock pictures of models and even less words...

Just a reminder that Monday Night is Ladies Night.
(To be honest, I'm expecting to lock up early).
(...)
Big shout out to San and Tray who came out for Ladies Night last night. They seemed to have a lot of fun, certainly they giggled a lot.
Just a quick reminder; it's called a Space Marine, not 'little fella', and the models are always on display in the cabinet, no need to ask the staff to show them to you.

Please be aware: We no longer stock magazines for our line of Specialist Games. Also, please remember that these should never be referred to as "Specialist Magazines".

We have not, nor will we ever, sell "Khorne Flakes". However, if you look in the staff fridge, you will find Nurgle.

After a rather horrifying entry arrived in the store today, we'd like to point out that our new conversion competition is for Vampire COunt models, and can only apologise for any confusion the misprint may have caused.

Haha, fantastic

I suspect GW is going to swing down hard on them as soon as they catch wind. But until then spread the joy!

Well, GW Germany and GW France liked the page

Be interesting to know if they did it as it was funny, or because they thought it was an official GW page

Im guessing they didnt even read it and think its official.

Okay, could well be

I wonder how Gw are responding to questions about the location of this store.

Someone will get fired for not including it in the pages of WD.

Brilliant

Once we've sold all the existing stock, the Forgeworld Books will no longer be available in our store. This is because the price-tag is so large it's causing the shelves to break.

I like this post, haha

Edit: Also this.

It's half-term in Fulchester this week. Parents are reminded that the creche is across the road, and children left unattended will be filled full of sugar, caffeine and paint and then handed back to their parents.

Set up by a fan of Viz I guess.....very good.

"New White Dwarf is out tommorow. In order to make the reading experience even smoother, this issue has even more stock pictures of models and even less words..."

 farmersboy wrote:
Set up by a fan of Viz I guess.....very good.

Definitely, I thought Fulchester sounded familiar but the mention of "San and Tray" confirmed it.

Games Workshop Fulchester wrote:We eagerly anticipate further books, including Drudgeries of the Space Marines, Potteries of The Space Marines and of course, Knobkerries of the Space Marines.

Games Workshop Fulchester wrote:We have a new stock of the Horus Heresy Forgeworld books and models. Patron who do not yet own these products may also delighted to learn that Honest Larry's Organ Harvesting Shop has a special on kidneys this week.

Yeah obviously a Viz reference, I would be surprised if the guys at GW didn't find it funny as well.

Surely they can fit a reference in to Postman Plod with regards deliveries? Or the teenager with no mates whose name I forget entirely.

HAHA I love it!.. I imagined this in preston GW though

Hmmm... what's a knobkerry?

A wooden stick with a knob on the end - and I don't mean the person who's holding it.

It's an African wooden club readily available as souvenirs in all good Kenyan gift shops.

Apparently one of the Real Ale ****'s went in the other week for a pint of Owld Hobbits Peculiar...........

There aren't enough tits in 40k for Viz magazine.

The last one was hilarious!! More credit to GW if they took it in good spirit, and didn't like it by accident

After a rather horrifying entry arrived in the store today, we'd like to point out that our new conversion competition is for Vampire COunt models, and can only apologise for any confusion the misprint may have caused.

Oh dear, that's a disturbing image that is now etched onto my brain. Vagina dentata, eh?

 AlmightyWalrus wrote:

After a rather horrifying entry arrived in the store today, we'd like to point out that our new conversion competition is for Vampire COunt models, and can only apologise for any confusion the misprint may have caused.

Oh dear, that's a disturbing image that is now etched onto my brain. Vagina dentata, eh?

Both disturbing and hilarious - that's us war gamers

Legion of Damnation wrote:

 AlmightyWalrus wrote:

After a rather horrifying entry arrived in the store today, we'd like to point out that our new conversion competition is for Vampire COunt models, and can only apologise for any confusion the misprint may have caused.

Oh dear, that's a disturbing image that is now etched onto my brain. Vagina dentata, eh?

Both disturbing and hilarious - that's us war gamers

But curiously unoriginal!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

Outstanding.

One of the best things I've read recently!

Awesome site!

Can't believe no one posted this one yet.

I just love how on the post Kid_Kyoto just commented about, many people keep asking directions to the store.

LOL! Wonderful satire site

Looters return stuff to Games Workshop
12-08-11

SCORES of disappointed rioters queued up this morning to return goods they had mistakenly looted from Games Workshop.

What the feth is this when it's at home?

The crestfallen thieves had raided the store hoping for a PS3 or Nintendo bounty but arrived home to find they had stolen a box containing 300 unpainted Orcs and a board game called Beyond the Ultraforest of Kwang.

Martin Bishop, 19, said: “I am returning The Runering of Fangor.

“It includes two dice, each with about 40 sides and instructions on how to gain the trust of a ‘cloud wizard’.

“And yet somehow I’m the fething bad guy.”

He added: “Nevertheless I am now immune to Dwarven magic, so it hasn’t been a complete waste of time.”

Meanwhile, historical kitsch outlet Past Times reported the return of a pair or resin bookends in the shape of the Egyptian cat-god Sekhmet and 254 teak statues of a fat, reclining Buddha.

And in Manchester, people who stole copies of Limitless starring Bradley Cooper have been setting fire to them and throwing them back through the window of HMV.

Roy Hobbs, manager of Games Workshop in Birmingham, said: “Welcome home my children. Let me bathe you in the healing milk of Fagnarbarak.

“I knew we would meet again.”

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/looters-return-stuff-to-games-workshop-201108124191

Well Games workshop has always had a good returns policy.

" Today will be our busiest weekday of the year, as people come in asking if we stock Call of Duty and we pelt them with sprues and bits of Space Marine."