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**lord commissar klimino**

OOC: what about me? guess mark cares so little about tau he doesnt know were off in some guys lawn lost?

**ineptus astartes**

he is very busy ATM.

Cleaning up the floor and whatnot.

controlling cultists...

**lord commissar klimino**

OOC: ps,whats the main type of wild life over there? dogs,geckos,....

**ineptus astartes**

on the streets: dogs, cats, rats the size of a thunderhawk, mice, mini sized spiders, OXE, BUFFALO , BULLS, HORSES, COWS

in the houses/yards: minus the dogs. but ad chickens and angry roosters

crows, eagles, pigeons, sparrows, storks are everywhere

**lord commissar klimino**

after being lost for some time,they got a break from walking. some kroot had found and 'tamed some giant flightless birds and they had all mounted up on them. "sir,were still lost..."
"true,but at least we have these beauties with us."
"sir do they look..familiar to you?" looking down at the things head,vio saw something familiar,but couldnt put his finger on it.
"its nothing. oh look,what is that place across that street?" what vio was looking at was a busy grocery store(would say wal mart but dont know if you have those.)."were going in,full charge forward men!"

**ineptus astartes**

he only shops within half a mile are garage sized ones. unless you are at the 'Salesway' (they rip off everything here) and the streets are mud and their is no cohesion so you can have three story house next to a hovel owned by some hobo next to a school next to a 12 story-never finished construction building.

it is the 3rd world so...

**lord commissar klimino**

ineptus astartes wrote:he only shops within half a mile are garage sized ones. unless you are at the 'Salesway' (they rip off everything here) and the streets are mud and their is no cohesion so you can have three story house next to a hovel owned by some hobo next to a school next to a 12 story-never finished construction building.

it is the 3rd world so...

ok,so then its just some grocery store like place thats busy..and about to meet some chicken riding tau

**ineptus astartes**

uh oh... (your location would be about a mile away from mark's house than)

**Darkvoidof40k**

These Tau make me

. Someone remind me to exterminate them.

ineptus astartes wrote:on the streets: dogs, cats, rats the size of a thunderhawk, mice, mini sized spiders, OXE, BUFFALO , BULLS, HORSES, COWS

in the houses/yards: minus the dogs. but ad chickens and angry roosters

crows, eagles, pigeons, sparrows, storks are everywhere

Rats bigger than actual cats? You can get those?

**ineptus astartes**

yes. here the rats are known for killing cats (dogs too) rather than the other way around

**Kasrkai**

The Kroot will now commence the eating of the giant rats.

**lord commissar klimino**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:The Kroot will now commence the eating of the giant rats.

Goddamn carnivorous space chickens! What's next, blue space communists without noses? Honestly.

hello evil space cat! we blue noseless space communists are here with are space chickens to convert you to the greater good!

now lets get on topic and indeptus i need you to post or something!

**Varl Sigmund**

**ineptus astartes**

yes he has. just not on Space Hulk.
now. OT!

I am not up to RPing in toyhammer right now in an hour maybe. but for now I need the others to RP.

**Darkvoidof40k**

**ineptus astartes**

GET ON TOPIC BEFORE THIS IS CLOSED!!!!!!!1!!!ONE!!!

**yeroc500**

OOC: Alright then I guess I`ll post something.

IC: Marduk grumbled as it started drizzling again. They had just finished the walls, but it had started raining again. Now it had only been an hour and it was about to rain again. "Kol-Badar how are the tunnels doing. They better be reinforced and water proof. This is a deathworld we`re on, so I better not have my tunnels collapse from the rain, or earthquakes", Marduk said as Kol-badar approached from directing the drill. "Dark Apostle it is being done. I`m not a ignorant whelp like yourself. I`ve lead the host since the Warmonger was still alive. Now the Warmonger also told me he wanted to talk to you", Kol-Badar growled back. Marduk threw his fist into the Coryphaus`s face. He recoiled from the blow and fixed his jaw when he realized it was dislocated. "You do not talk to me like that you whoreson. The dark gods will make you suffer a eternity of torture if you back talk me again, now get back to work", Marduk roared.

**WARORK93**

OOC:

If this RP gets closed because you guys can't stop rambling I will be severely disappoint.

On topic: I'd RP but I addressed Trollpie's men and he hasn't replied so until such a time that he does...

**ineptus astartes**

Leaving the cultists in the kitchen Mark headed outside and to the iron warriors fortress. Where they were building a massive spire rising out of the jungle (the plants are very tall BTW and the foliage is REALLY thick) with heavy bolters mounted on it as well as a rotating earthshaker cannon on top.

While he was slightly worried about the human-sized metal foot near the base. He did not approach it. the Iron Warriors were repelling a small Ork attack. Checking the scale he surmised that his yard was about 100 square miles to the minis. “wonder where the tau went.” He muttered to himself. “oh well” me said, and getting his bag he headed to the store to pick up some groceries

**lord commissar klimino**

it was chaos. people were screaming and running everywhere.the store owner was throwing things at them. "stop it! all we want is food!" yelled vio.
"t-take it all! dont hurt me! demons! alien demons!" and with that everything was quite.most of the humans were gone and a few were knocked out or hiding. "erm,well men this is are new base. prepare an HQ and get ready for any attacks.oh,and tie are mounts up on this tables leg."

**TrollPie**

By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

**WARORK93**

TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

**TrollPie**

WARORK93 wrote:
TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

OOC: Your last post seems to be saying that you have adressed my men. What exactly did you ask them about? Quick, before we're locked!

**WARORK93**

TrollPie wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:
TrollPie wrote:By the way, I haven't looked at this thread in a while. Could someone provide a brief overview of what's happened while I've been gone? Walls of text make my eyes bleed.

OOC: Nothing really that should concern you...besides the arrival of the Tanith and the GKs...

Just find my last post, otherwise ignore everybody else, they're just goofing off outside...

OOC: Your last post seems to be saying that you have adressed my men. What exactly did you ask them about? Quick, before we're locked!

OOC: Didn't ask them anything, in an earlier post, Yarrick said he was looking for the "others" I figured he meant other guardsmen...Well, mine have found yours so lets get a base together and make sure the heretics stay away from the TV!

**TrollPie**

Ok, time to roleplay. Wait a sec...

The Tanith soldier, Mkarth he called himself, had proposed a cooperationbetween the Armageddoners and the Light Infantry. In exchange for the safety of the den and morale bonus provided by the TV, the Tanith forces would use their military to aid the rest of the Imperial Guard in the house. Sebastian Yarrick, a man of honour and rationality, agreed. The fortification was already underway; large, mobile cardboard buildings were being dragged across the room and the surrounding area was heavily mined and guarded by Tanith scout teams. The only way in or out was via the coffee table, with a ramp that could be lowered to allow friendly forces in. At the back of the room, in a sealed iron box with a single, massively guarded door, was the remote. The men of Armageddon believed it to be an ancient relic, a power concealed within that could channel the spirit of the Emporer. The only way to gain access to the remote was if you went there to pray.

As night fell, the men were on edge. Strange shapes, like giant birds, fluttered past the window, and the shouts coming from the Ork camp unnerved even the strongest willed man. To put there minds at ease, the Commissar sent for the Adeptus Mechanicus adepts to channel the power of the remote.
After half an hour of fiddling, the TV turned on and they began searching for a decent programme. Eventually, they found one.
"A gift from the Emporer," Yarrick muttered as the channel flicked to XXX Nightly. "This'll do wonders for morale."

**ineptus astartes**

(I could NOT let you become a national emergency klimono)

The tau got locked up.

Mark had arrived to find them ransacking the store. Luckily a chaos sorcerer had come along and was able to wipe the minds of the people who saw. But the tau had been gathered up and stuffed into different places. The weapons and vehicles were stuffed into marks safe. Located in his wardrobe. The tau were locked in the trunk of his car. The kroot were in the glove compartment. And the forgeworld orca gunship Mark discovered at the bottom of one of his newly arrived bitz-boxes was in the game room. the tau were provided with minimal food and water to last them their weeks imprisonment. and only about twelve of them were in the trunk. the others were in the various lockers and safes around the house.

Mark was mad.

**Darkvoidof40k**

ineptus astartes wrote:meh. the idea was at the back of my head for a long time.

and the gecko could be on the ceiling

Ceiling Gecko eh? I see ceiling cat has made a friend!

**lord commissar klimino**

(awww....mean

you took us from are new HQ....and are new food supply...lol,we did mess up,big time. in a week mark is gonna flip

)

**WARORK93**

OOC: the Bitz boxes are here? Wooo!

**lord commissar klimino**