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2014/04/15 22:38:23
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Andy Hoare
Turku, Finland
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Yo. Today I played half a game where my Blitza-Bomma oneshot a Landraider turn 3 with it's Skreamin' Descent, which would have made the game interesting if we had the time to continue. Before, it's Grot Gunner has shot a Heldrake down in two consecutive games... Of course there's been at least as many games where it does mostly nothing, but man, when that 135 points of flying awkwardness does something even once I sure remember it. That it's currently my most consistently successful unit is just ridiculous. I think I'm going to paint kill markings on it somewhere.
I'm sure a lot of people also use some quirky unit that the gods of dice have taken an interest in, and you probably have better stories than me. So let's hear them.
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"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - Lord Borak
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2014/04/15 22:47:50
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I had a Stormtalon one shot my Spartan assault tank. I still won but Dayum that was crazy !
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2014/04/15 22:49:52
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heavy Destroyers blowing stuff up without being taken down first. They still are very mobile, high S weapons but sadly, definitely overpriced.
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2014/04/15 22:51:47
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
AZ
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Not that I expected nothing out of them per se, but never did I think the first round of a game would go this well. My 3 manticores all fire round 1, all get three shots a piece and hit every single damn one, blew half of my buds DE army off the board lol.
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"While it is true that there is a very small sub-species of geek who are adept at assembling small figures and painting them with breath taking detail; the rest of us are basically the paste eating retards who failed art class. Because of this, what we build never even faintly resembles the picture on the box when we're done." - Coyote Sharptongue
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2014/04/15 22:55:06
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
On moon miranda.
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Platoon command squads. I can't count the number of Land Raiders, mighty Astartes heroes, and foul monsters that have been slain by my IG infantry platoon command squads. Additionally, I've had multiple games won by the skin of my teeth thanks to these brave souls nabbing an objective at the last minute.
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2014/04/15 23:13:56
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I had a squad of about 10 Kroot kill a Chaos Lord with the Black Mace on a Juggernaught in CC.
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I'm expecting an Imperial Knights supplement dedicated to GW's loyalist apologetics. Codex: White Knights "In the grim dark future, everything is fine."
"The argument is that we have to do this or we will, bit by bit,
lose everything that we hold dear, everything that keeps the business going. Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky."
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2014/04/15 23:19:11
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Thane of Dol Guldur
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Sigvatr wrote:Heavy Destroyers blowing stuff up without being taken down first. They still are very mobile, high S weapons but sadly, definitely overpriced.
I've had a couple games worth of good luck with these guys. Best time was I ran 3 of them separately as units, they collective blew up 4 vehicles, and all 3 survived the battle!
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2014/04/15 23:46:41
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Hades Breaching Drill scattering under a Land Raider, blowing it up, killing some Khorne Zerker and putting a wound on a nearby Carnifex with the ensuing explosion, then the Engineers did something.
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2014/04/15 23:49:24
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
New Zealand
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I had cultists led by a DA take out harlequins, their falcon transport, guardians, avengers +exarch, farseer and wraithlord in one unstoppable march of death. They went on to capture the away objective in Emperors Will as well as netting StW, with the DA picking up 5 gifts from the gods along the way.
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2014/04/15 23:57:56
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Nasty Nob
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Mad Dok Grotsnik by far. Every game I field him his unit seemingly survives everything.
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I am the kinda ork that takes his own washing machine apart, puts new bearings in it, then puts it back together, and it still works. |
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2014/04/16 00:34:09
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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So what we've concluded from this thread is that Landraiders get blown up by any and everything.
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2014/04/16 02:08:08
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Dakka Veteran
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My shotty scouts have for three games in a row worked flawlessly. They go in a storm and move forward onto the enemies line normally in turn one. Double tap then charge is working so well for me I can't actually believe it.
Managed to lock up 12 fire warriors with a fire blade for 3 complete turns then broke them and sweeping advanced them.
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2014/04/16 02:16:12
Subject: Re:Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I had a bare bones Lord Commissar, modeled with a marching stick no less, punch the lights out of a Iron Warriors cataphracti terminator sergeant. He still died but he will forever be known as the guy who killed a chaos Terminator with a stick.
Got something to say about THAT, Wyzilla?
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
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2014/04/16 02:20:00
Subject: Re:Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Krazed Killa Kan
Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos
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The humble Tau gun drones that came with a Devilfish did an amazing job in one game a long while ago. At some point during the game, I disembarked them and just started harassing units, and since this was 5th Edition (where carbines were only one shot), they weren't doing a whole lot. At least, until they pulled off some incredible luck.
First, they circled around an immobilized Rhino and fired at its rear armor, exploded it, and killed enough models inside (a squad of Chaos Marines) to force them to run towards the board edge. Then, they managed to survive two rounds of shooting as they escorted the Marines off the board edge.
Two models I literally got for free included with the price of a Devilfish managed to kill 200+ points' worth of Chaos Space Marines through freak luck and a poor leadership roll.
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2014/04/16 02:30:11
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New York
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I once had a single Loota (who had gone to ground to avoid some outflanking Scouts in his side) shot down my opponent's Stormtalon, which proceeded to crash and immobilize his nearby Land Raider. I still lost though.
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2014/04/16 02:31:40
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Basilisk round, first turn taking out an entire chaos lascannon team. My opponent 's face was priceless.
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2014/04/16 02:36:18
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge
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Single Eldar Ranger who one-shotted a Chimera after passing a heroic morale. He then went on to get another three rends in the next three turns. Ridiculous.
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My $0.02, which since 1992 has rounded to nothing. Take with salt.
Elysian Drop Troops, Dark Angels, 30K
Mercenaries, Retribution
Ten Thunders, Neverborn
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2014/04/16 02:39:38
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Riptide killed a Storm Shield/Burning Blade Black Templar chapter master in close combat.
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2014/04/16 02:53:12
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle
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A squad of bloodletters saved 8/10 wounds caused to them with their 5+ invul. Not CRAZY but it was my firs game and did not expect it at all.
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"Let us lay low the arrogant mongrels of the corpse-emperor, and bestow upon them the ultimate gift from our grand patron Nurgle! UnDeath to all who oppose us!
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2014/04/16 02:54:38
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Locked in the Tower of Amareo
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Codex: Blood Angels every time I win with them.
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2014/04/16 02:57:51
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Enigmatic Chaos Sorcerer
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Aw, I came here to predict you'd post that
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BlaxicanX wrote:A young business man named Tom Kirby, who was a pupil of mine until he turned greedy, helped the capitalists hunt down and destroy the wargamers. He betrayed and murdered Games Workshop.
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2014/04/16 03:02:39
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Vaktathi wrote:Platoon command squads. I can't count the number of Land Raiders, mighty Astartes heroes, and foul monsters that have been slain by my IG infantry platoon command squads. Additionally, I've had multiple games won by the skin of my teeth thanks to these brave souls nabbing an objective at the last minute.
Ditto. I have a platoon commander who has more confirmed kills than my Biker Warboss, and all the Platoon Commander has for a melee weapon is a chainsword. That guy has pulled me out of more tough spots than I would like to admit.
Coincidentally, any time I REALLY need a guardsman/unit to die, they defy all odds and survive. I've seen a commissar shrug off 12 consecutive wounds in a row thanks to a hilarious combination of look out sir rolls and +6 saves. I had a Lord Commissar with a fist knock the special character that gives the cover saves for eldar (harlequin maybe? Whatever is the lynchpin guy for that eldar/ DE deathstar thing) twice in one game. I've had a squad of conscripts who killed the lightning Necron warlord 3 times in a row. I also had a stormtrooper sarge that had more kills with a thrown krak grenade than the 2 meltagunners in his squad combined. I've also seen my Master of Ordnance call danger close on a target 9" away and get a direct hit (his BS canceled out the 3 he rolled). Finally, I have a plasma storm Executioner that for the first 3 games I fielded it managed to get over 20 wounds everytime it fired, and never got hot.
I also have a Sentinel who has missed literally every shot it's ever taken, and a Marbo that seems to blow himself up more than the enemy, so my luck tends to balance itself out somewhat. Back when I ran powerblobs in 5th, it seemed like everytime I got to assault, my sarges would ALWAYS fail to wound as well, so that was fun
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
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2014/04/16 03:35:59
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When I first started, your IG heavy weapons teams were six models, 3 heavy weapons guys and 3 lasgunners. Every game, without fail, my lascannons would miss or roll 1's to wound when I really needed them. But the lasgunners (the ammo guys) would wreck people's days. Space Marine's charging up the hill? Every lascannon misses. But 5/6 lasgun shots hit. Four shots wound, and three marines go down. I would get heavy weapons squads just so I could have those snapshot lasgunners ready for the key moments in the battle.
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"Bringer of death, speak your name, For you are my life, and the foe's death." - Litany of the Lasgun
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2014/04/16 03:46:27
Subject: Re:Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Superior Stormvermin
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My venerable dreadnaught got immobilized by a stray blast, he was about to get charged by an imperial knight, his lucky assault cannon, in overwatch, got an "explodes" through the ion shield. This stripped the last 3 hull points and the resulting blast killed a second knight and about half of a marine tac squad on a nearby objective..... sadly Venerable brother Fyodor did not survive.
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2014/04/16 04:28:14
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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My grey hunters metal bo... i mean, rhino, blow a frehs valkyrie, with the hunter killer missile, six on shot, six on pen and six to damage, that was a beautiful sight
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2014/04/16 05:16:42
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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Had a Stealth suit cause 2 wounds to primarch Fulgrim, one from overwatch, and one in CC. Turns out Fulgrim is scared of Tau Stealth suits...
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10k+ Tau, Ke'lshan
10k Dark Eldar Kabal of the Flayed skull
1k Scions
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2014/04/16 05:28:03
Subject: Re:Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Hellish Haemonculus
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I had a single space marine sergeant charge a unit of fifteen Necron Warriors and defeat them all in close combat, then rout them, destroying them all in a sweeping advance, causing EXACTLY enough casualties to Phase Out the army. (Obviously, this was the previous codex.)
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2014/04/16 05:49:52
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Member of the Malleus
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My warrior acolyte killed a white scars biker in CC after several rounds. Proud moment for him, probably getting a promotion.
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I make bad decisions and think they are good.
Team No Bueno
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2014/04/16 06:00:55
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Rautakanki wrote:Yo. Today I played half a game where my Blitza-Bomma oneshot a Landraider turn 3 with it's Skreamin' Descent, which would have made the game interesting if we had the time to continue. Before, it's Grot Gunner has shot a Heldrake down in two consecutive games... Of course there's been at least as many games where it does mostly nothing, but man, when that 135 points of flying awkwardness does something even once I sure remember it. That it's currently my most consistently successful unit is just ridiculous. I think I'm going to paint kill markings on it somewhere.
I'm sure a lot of people also use some quirky unit that the gods of dice have taken an interest in, and you probably have better stories than me. So let's hear them.
I once killed Horus Luprecal in a 30k vs 40k game with ten ratlings, some medusas to break his spartan assault tank, and a Vindicaire to take his invulnerable save away.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2014/04/16 06:16:32
Subject: Overachieving units you expect nothing out of
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Usually grots for me.
Had one unit of 10 shoot 2 assault-terminators dead, kill a third on overwatch, and a fourth in the assault.
They lost, unsurprisingly, but the look on the other guy's face was priceless..
Unlikely to EVER happen again though
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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