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Fair enough, Arctik_Firangi, but that just leads to...

112. you mathhammer Granny's chair vs Landraider Crusader...

... and Granny WINS !

That'd be the day.

113. Bolt Thrower (the band)

114. You've painted a spare Empire Handgunner in a delicate pink, with fine detail, yellow hat, a green feather, and a big golden handgun just for the hell of it.

115. A paint-encusted coffee-cup and a little dish with sand and rocks in it are permanent features on your home office desk.

LOL granny is an awsome hq choice, but what about grand pa?

116: You have the acoustic version of Debauchery's 'Blood for the Blood God' in the YouTube subfolder of your favorite websites.

Squig_herder wrote:LOL granny is an awsome hq choice, but what about grand pa?

Chaplain Granpa:

Terminal Armour
Crozeus ARCHAIC (Walking Stick)
Master Crafted Zimmer Frame
Bike replaced with Turbo Charged Shopping Cart
HUMBUG Grenades.

117: You start collecting your vomit, scabs, feces, finger and toenails so you can try to build an army from your own bio-mass.

118: You start saying things like "By the Emperor’s Tooth Brush", "Great Empire’s Cod Piece" and demand that you are the finest warrior of the Emperor’s Pointy Sticks

119: Instead of working, you surf through DakkaDakka cause its the only website not blocked by your companies anti-fun firewalls.

120: You start to wonder how much sexier your girlfriend/wife would look if she died her hair solid black or white, carried a heavy flamer, wore coarsest decorated in skulls with heavily armored shoulder pads, and tried to purge you...purge you real hard

121. You scream " NURGLING ! Death to the unclean !" and attack the spotty guy at work with your stapler.

122. when you start assigning races to countries and debate with a friend out lound about them in a public place

123. when you hide behind people in a public place, and when they ask you what you are doing you say "you'll give me a 4+ cover save if im shot at"

124. when you get road rage and think of ramming and the ramshackle result on the ork damage table

125. you constantly think about which places at work would provide the best cover if under attack by a 'nid 'fex...then remember its ok, thats not a fair points cost so you give yourself termie armour, a lascannon, and assault cannon. Then you remember to get back to work, but the next day....

oops, sorry bout that, only read to the bottom of the first page

Lukus83 wrote:57. you constantly think about which places at work would provide the best cover if under attack by a 'nid 'fex...then remember its ok, thats not a fair points cost so you give yourself termie armour, a lascannon, and assault cannon. Then you remember to get back to work, but the next day....

57 ? Last time I looked, we were up to 124 !

58. You've re-played all of the famous romances, revnege stories, etc, replacing the main characters with characters from 40k

Count de monte cristo?

played by Inquisitor Eisenhorn

Romeo and juliet?

All the main characters are primarchs... yes even juliet.

#1. you've made pancakes in the shapes of spase marinez

128?. there is a stack of codices, army books, and rulebooks next to your toilet...

as well as some pots of paint and a few brushes

130. Ramming your wife's car is an issue.

131. you spend all night converting your lawnmower into a working Deffkopta

132. When you think that "Corn for the Corn God, Husks for the Husk Throne" is a humorous statement.

133. You call AT-STs "sentinels."

134. when you have over 4000 Imperial Guard models, have been playing since RT, and still don't have enough models!.....Guilty! "Once more into the breach!"

135. when you think of children as snotlings and want to shoot them at people

136. when you bid higher on ebay than the piece is worth, just to beat other people in your wargaming club! (even if you don't play that race)

Kung Fu Jim wrote:136. when you bid higher on ebay than the piece is worth, just to beat other people in your wargaming club! (even if you don't play that race)

Guilty

Regantor wrote:102. If you have actually tried figuring out the "Sign of the Aquilla", so you can use it on a regular basis.

130ish. You have figured out the "Sign of the Aquila" and actually use it on a regular basis.

130ish+1. Whenever you have a disagreement with your friends you loudly scream HERESY!!! and demand they be purged in the name of the immortal emperor.

(guilty of both)

132. When you spend an hour of your life going through every single post in this Topic

And laugh at every single one.

133. When you attempt to 'mastercraft' your airsoft guns

134. When you paintball with plasma weaponry.

135. If you know the names of every single last chancer and can associate each name with the correct miniature.
haha

136. You make up stories about your miniatures.

137. You are constantly thinking of ways for your plastic miniatures to kill the armies of your friend's plastic minis

138. You don't tell your friends about supercool rules that your plastic minis have till the last moment.

139. Your friend gets mad and stabs you with an exacto knife.

140. The location that you have listed on this website is in fact, a fictional world in a fictional universe.

141. you are not ashamed of being from said fictional place

142. You are a Drop Trooper with a Demo Charge and proud of it!

143. You sculpted kilts, wraps, sporrans, and glengarry caps onto an entire army of plastic soldiers.

144. You wonder why the government is too cheap to give all marine sergeants power fists as standard.

145. Since you can't wear Power Armour in public, you go for these:

Orlanth wrote:144. You wonder why the government is too cheap to give all marine sergeants power fists as standard.

... or at least a half decent Chainsword !

146. -you find a reprint of the "hammer of the witches" (aka Hexenhammer) in a bookstore and ask for more inquisitorial stuff.

147. You let 'the other guy' do your workorders becuae you need to do some 'painting'.

Incidentally, the dude I work with also plays 40K.

148. You try to pay your bills every month.

149. You have a very, very large dice collection. You try to blame twelve years of AD&D but know that half of them are Citadel D6's.