PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

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**Tyron**

I liked the Creed one very much looool

Keep it up guys very entertaining thread!

**Shaman**

Cutness is killing op.. happy to kill you op..

Fancy dress is always a bad idea.

Bring back the pointless violence..

Also this is how I feel about the original humor threads

**Shadowbrand**

Lawl at corpse worship!

**Emperors Faithful**

lol at everything BUT corpse worship.

**Norwulf**

Emperors Faithful wrote:lol at everything BUT corpse worship.

Your unbridaled fanaticism is an asset to the Imperuim EF.

also heres this:

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**ChristmasMarine**

A SMurf plushie...are you sure its not 2012 yet?

We need plushies like this:

**metallifan**

Wikipedia wrote:C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Deathwatch series. Despite this, the majority of views are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.

**Orkeosaurus**

Once there was a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. Unfortunately his kustom shoota had broke, and he needed a new one. In search of a replacement, he came across the fortress of a wealthy Bad Moon warlord.

As the big green warboss rode up to the fortress on his big green dinosaur, the boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall had to stop him and talk to him. The boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well then, come on in!" And so the boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall opened the gate to the outer fortress wall and let him through.

Later on the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came across the grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits. The grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well then have some ammo!" And so the grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits scurried around and gathered ammo for the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur.

Eventually the Bad Moon warlord looked from his huge throne of severed space marine heads and looked at the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur who had just come into his throne room. The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well what do you want?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I want you to get me a new kustom shoota. My old one broke." The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "in that case I have three tasks for you. First, I need you to solve the panzee riddle that's stopping me from looting their stuff. Second, I need you to slay the squiggoth of the Gorkridge Mountains. Third, you need to swim across a lake of lava." The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur agreed to the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads' terms, and set off to solve the eldar riddle.

When the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came up to the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city, they spoke to the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur through his mind. The eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well here's a riddle for you: how many decks of cards does a dead harlequin play with?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur answered the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city's riddle, and he looted the stuff from their now abandoned city.

Next, the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came across the Gorkridge Mountains, to slay the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains. Soon the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains came up to the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. The rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains said "hey! You're a big green dinosaur with a big green warboss!" The big green dinosaur with a big green warboss replied "I'm not just a big green dinosaur with a big green warboss, I'm the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss!" The rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains said "You're the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss? Well in that case let's fight!" The big green dinosaur with a big green warboss fought the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains, and eventually the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss broke the squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains' neck.

Finally, the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came to the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core didn't say anything, because it was just a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur said "I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur! I'm not scared of a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core!" The lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core didn't say anything, because it was just a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur swam and swam, ignoring the blistering heat that came from the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core, until he finally reached the other side.

The Bad Moon warlord looked from his huge throne of severed space marine heads when the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came back from having solved the eldar riddle of the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city, slain the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains, and swam across the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. Well what do you want?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I want you to get me a new kustom shoota. I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur." The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "First, did you to solve the panzee riddle that's stopping me from looting their stuff?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I solved the eldar riddle of the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city." Next, the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Second, did you slay the squiggoth of the Gorkridge Mountains?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I've slain the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains." Finally, the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Third, did you swim across a lake of lava?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I swam across the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. So can I have my kustom shoota?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur looked at the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads, and the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Sure."

**Owain**

WHAT!? How did someone sneak a humour thread in here? They would have to be a tactical geniu-

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

**Doombot001**

metallifan wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Deathwatch series. Despite this, the majority of views are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.

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C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer Multilasers have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Multilasers series. Despite this, the majority of Multilasers are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.

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**Norwulf**

So is it dead yet? Did we kill 40k with this humor thread? maybe this'll do it? MUHUHAHAHAAA!

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How bout this? dead yet?

THIS has to do it!

**ChristmasMarine**

we are getting there, the coffin is taking shape

however, we are all apparently going to:

also. A very sad argument. But a happy ending

**Norwulf**

ROFLMAO!!! OMG I'm gonna die! that last pic is pure gold.

**DarkHound**

Kinda surprised I didn't have this one ready:

**Obsidian**

after much speculation the next codex arfer the 'Nids is revield as....

CODEX SPACE SLANN

For the worsipers of Chaos

And a bit o' randomness

**Gascogne**

Shaman wrote:

Where can one find that picture without the text?

**Neconilis**

Definitely, that is a beautiful piece of art.

**jinshiryuu**

Gascogne wrote:Where can one find that picture without the text?

http://www.sphaerentor.com/wh40k/award/200304_wh40k_bilder1.htm

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