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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 10:45:45
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Springhurst, VIC, Australia
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C: A loose grot rokkit of the local mek crash into the toll booth, with a bomb squig chasing after it, and Nippy saves the grot rokkit pilot and makes for the nearby tribe with a bomb squig chasing them
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 10:47:12
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Of course. You know me well enough.
C. Somehow flood the river briefly to wash away the orks on it.
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"There's a difference between bein' a smartboy and bein' a smart git, Gimzod." - Rogue Skwadron, the Big Push
My Current army lineup |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 10:52:22
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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C I join with da squig herder
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 12:21:31
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
New Zealand
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B. Leave no witnesses.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 13:16:21
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Plastictrees
UK
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B!
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 13:43:37
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/16 21:45:53
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
New Zealand
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How does C. work if multiple people choose it, but specify different actions?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 00:05:42
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 04:45:59
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Sinewy Scourge
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 07:12:49
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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C: Assault them in close combat.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 10:28:33
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Lady of the Lake
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Pika_power wrote:How does C. work if multiple people choose it, but specify different actions?
I mix the best parts of all of them together.
Also these options are meant to reflect the ideas that come to mind at the time, so saying something like "a giant rock falls out of the sky and smashes the bad guys" probably won;t do anything; as they can think about it but that doesn't mean it will just happen
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 11:57:08
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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C: Run over the orks with the trukk!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/01/17 11:57:39
DR:90S+G+M++B++I+Pw40k00#-D+A++/mWD292R+T(M)DM+
FW Epic Bunker: £97,871.35. Overpriced at all?
Black Legion 8th Grand Company
Cadian XV Airborne "Flying Fifteens"
Order of the Ebon Chalice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 12:17:04
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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B.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/17 12:22:47
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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C , B, C, A
C = hide da trukk
B = have some gretchin pew pew the orks and run
C = return to da trukk and make for the bridge
A = smash the "wall"
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/18 08:47:45
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mysterious Techpriest
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B, then, A.... soften them up with the pewpews and then charge.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/19 11:23:01
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Lady of the Lake
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Going to change the voting again after this update (I know it's happened a fair bit) anyway I guess it would be better if I just change it to a majority rather than just a set amount. So now I'll just update it when I feel like it using the majority, but to keep it a bit more interesting if any option makes it to 10 in one voting phase will automatically become the one that will be used.
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C. Get a Grot Rokkit and use it to try to flood the river then run over and bash any that might be left
"Wot we do nao boss?" asked Fun-Krusha. "We needs us big sploshun" said Nippy. "Big smashy sploshun?" asked Speedy. "Yea.. U kno where iz un?" asked Nippy. "Wot bout goin bak to da camp.. I thik I seen un dere boss" said one of the new Gretchin. "Right! Goes bak to da camp an snatch us up a sploshun" said Nippy. The Trukk quickly turned around and sped back towards the camp they had just come from. "Oi boss wot doez dis do?" asked one of the Gretchin. Nippy turned around to see what they were talking about. A few of the Gretchin had brought some Imperial Missile Launchers onto the Trukk. "Wha?" asked Nippy. "Wes fownd dem in da bawkses an dey looked liek big Choppas" said one of the Gretchin. "Pass it ere" said Nippy. He looked over and noticed that it had a trigger like the Bolt Pistol, he pulled the trigger and it launched a missile towards the nearby trees they were passing and blew them apart. The Trukk was covered with flying debris and dirt. The Gretchin started panicking. Nippy started laughing and directed Wheely-Git back towards the bridge. While they were driving there Nippy continued to fire the missile launcher in random directions. It had to rest upside-down on the roof fo the Trukk and each shot almost launched Nippy backwards off of the roof, but he would laugh after every explosion.
As they approached the bridge Nippy aimed at it and started firing continually, one shot lauched him off of the roof with the Missile Launcher. He stood up and jammed the Missile Launcher into the Trukk so it pointed forwards and could turn, but it was no longer thrown back by recoil. Nippy pulled the trigger over an over again, firing dozens of missiles towards the bridge. Few hit, but one finally did and it blew a hole clear through the wall that the Orks had set up. The Trukk drove right through the remains of the toll a few Orks tried to stop them but they were run over by the Trukk. One Boy, however, managed to grab onto the back of the Trukk and climbed into the back. He laughed at the Gretchin, but was outnumbered and the Gretchin ripped him apart and celebrated their victory. The Ork's head bounced down the road followed by his body, arms and legs.
The Trukk arrived at the other camp soon after ploughing through the toll. It looked as if the camp was dominated by Meks as it was surrounded by a fairly large metal fence and the buildings were a little better than the buildings from the camp Nippy had come from. The Trukk bounced off the wall and span before coming to a stop. Nippy was flung off of the top and landed on his head. The Missile Launcher was launched high into the air and flew over the fence. Nippy stood back up and rubbed his head. There were a few Orks with Shootas standing up on platforms built onto the wall, they laughed at the Gretchin's misfortune and continued to watch. Their Shootas, weren't raised though and they seemed to not see them as a threat at all.
What will you do?
A. Thump at the wall until some Orks come out to see what's going on
B. Aim the Lasguns at the wall and hold down the trigger until a hole is made for them to scurry through
C. Give up on the Gretchin inside
D. Create your own choice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/19 15:44:20
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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First A, then when the orks come out you kill them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/19 16:12:58
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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D kill the sentries then go throught "THE GATE"
and kill the orks and rescue the gretchin
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/19 18:53:56
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
North Shore, Auckland
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D: Shoot the Orks on the wall, then B to break in.
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Make him the best Hive Tyrant ever!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/19 21:46:42
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Plastictrees
UK
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B
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 03:06:07
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Springhurst, VIC, Australia
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D: Dig, cue great escape music, dig under the wall, pop up in the deffcoptas section and rescue the other gretchen and blow da place up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 03:24:05
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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D: shoot sentries, use gate. As said, simple and effective.
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"There's a difference between bein' a smartboy and bein' a smart git, Gimzod." - Rogue Skwadron, the Big Push
My Current army lineup |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 03:48:18
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted), Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 04:42:45
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mysterious Techpriest
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D: Trick the Orks into opening the gate, then charge in with the Trukk and run 'em over. Get the Grotz and RUN... or maybe try to steal some Kanz?
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 11:50:14
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
New Zealand
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D. Burn a hole, sneak in and try to hijack a Killa Kan suit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/20 12:00:41
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/22 00:25:36
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Snord
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D: My own choice is E!
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Kreig - 2850 pts
Skaven - 3450 pts
Orks - 1950 (pro painted)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/22 05:37:47
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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D:
Try to sneak in under a box.
Snaaaaaaaaaaake?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/22 05:39:52
Subject: The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Fireknife Shas'el
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/25 22:10:47
Subject: Re:The life of a Gretchin [CYOA]
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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All Types of Commisions available. PM me for more details.
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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