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Darn

i wanted some EPIC love tale about the big E and some Terren Princess.

That would be how GK came about. Big E and a Female super psycher made super law abiding psyco space marines. Come on jay walking is punishable by death to them. so is not saying Emperor Bless you when some one sneezes.

Grey Templar wrote:

Sabatine wrote:I thought they ALL came from his loins? Gene Seed is another term for a word i've never said.

and who were the mothers then


Malchador being the Emperors real child is an interesting theory. lets hope he was the same size as a normal child(that poor woman )

thats the big question

JD: you better rank another primarch before we lock your thread due to Off-topicness


She must have been sooooommme woman. wasn't the Emperor like, 15ft tall?

i read that tall men are attracted to shorter women, but this would be ridiculus.

Grey Templar wrote:JD: you better rank another primarch before we lock your thread due to Off-topicness


She must have been sooooommme woman. wasn't the Emperor like, 15ft tall?

i read that tall men are attracted to shorter women, but this would be ridiculus.

haha maby hes like magnus and can change his size... and other things

I think he's going to.....crap forgot where we were i'll edit in a sec.


Russ definately... Brothers! All we named after him was an IG tank. Not a SM tank, IG so noone really carried the honour of his name past death huh?

Sabatine wrote:That would be how GK came about. Big E and a Female super psycher made super law abiding psyco space marines. Come on jay walking is punishable by death to them. so is not saying Emperor Bless you when some one sneezes.

i bloody well love grey knights shame they are still myred in the 4th edition and are all still metal models but the new forge world pre-heresy armours look ace and would work pretty well for grey knights


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Sabatine wrote:I think he's going to.....crap forgot where we were i'll edit in a sec.


Russ definately... Brothers! All we named after him was an IG tank. Not a SM tank, IG so noone really carried the honour of his name past death huh?

russ is pretty cool hes a bit of a fake tho he just acts like a fenrisian hes a total badass tho

But a Tank!? Why not rename a strike Cruiser or An Psychic ability (power of russ: Be a badass for whole game;must pass aleadership on 4d6) yeah that'd be awesome. I always roll low like 1 and 3's.

im drawing conrad curze fighting the pheonix guard and the imperial fists atm its gonna take a while tho


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Sabatine wrote:But a Tank!? Why not rename a strike Cruiser or An Psychic ability (power of russ: Be a badass for whole game;must pass aleadership on 4d6) yeah that'd be awesome. I always roll low like 1 and 3's.

yeah but the leman russ tank is ace its rugged and survives tonnes of punishment just like leman russ

Meh! i kill them from the Rear nothing stops super flanking scouts with 2+ cover and melta's against all IG any way but i digress Russ is next and Russ Got his but kicked

Sabatine wrote:Meh! i kill them from the Rear nothing stops super flanking scouts with 2+ cover and melta's against all IG any way but i digress Russ is next and Russ Got his but kicked

good point tho when it comes to playing a game my army is a bit of a push over i buy models and then try my best to convert them and make up a greatbig elaborate back story


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i wouldnt have put fulgrim so far down on the list yeah i know hes a vain gakker and hasnt got a clue and kills the illustrius ferrus manus but he beats an avatar to death with his bare hands if that doesnt earn him a place in the top spots i dont know what does

Next one = Lorgar.

I think Corax will either be very high on the list, or next. He's either an awesome guy, leading mutants into the fray for the emperor, or you hate him.

13th: "I bet Russ is in first place, because Dave clearly is a Space Wolf player."

That's right, the Primarch of my favourite Space Marine Chapter is ranked at an average thirteenth.
Leman Russ is arguably the toughest, meanest and downright most dangerous Primarch. Considered by some to be 'designed' to be able to defeat any other Primarch or enemy and in my opinion, capable of defeating even Angron in combat. Also, just look at his picture: How damn mean is he?! All you need to do is look at him and you know he's badass and going to kick your [Cyclopean]butt to infinity and beyond.
Then why is he ranked 13th I hear you ask/type/think?
Simply put, because he is - as some murderised tyrant put it - "The Emperor's Lap Dog". Russ is so cool and so bad-ass, but he doesn't appear to have any of his own morals or initiative. Lets take a look at his whupping of Magnus for example; whilst he did prove he is oh-so-very brutal, he also proved he'll listen to almost any order he's given. None of the other Primarch's fought another without a pang of regret or suitable motivation (eg. Fulgrim/Ferrus), yet Russ attacks his brother-Primarch simply because Horus told him to? [insert jumping of cliff cliché here]
Magnus was unaltered from his usual form and hadn't really committed any truly heretical actions yet Russ attacks him seemingly without remorse or regret. He could've just 'apprehended' Magnus as the Emperor ordered him to, but instead he takes two Legions away from defending the Imperium during the Horus Heresy. I know he was ordered to and I know he hated sorcery, but damn, show a bit of emotion as you kick your brothers ass to another dimension! Magnus had done nothing to show Russ personally that he needed to be attacked without trial, an offer of surrender would've done.
Also, Russ once again showed the immature and shallow streak that many of the Primarchs so far (Jonson and Perturabo, I'm looking at you!), when he once again attacked (although with fisty-cuff's this time) his brother. and over what? Because he killed the enemy leader?! So what if he called you a name?? You've been freakin' shot at and endured much worse!

The modern Space Wolves (like the Iron Hands) that we know of in the Imperium are better off without Russ as now they do any but blindly follow their orders; now they look out for the people of the Imperium and don't blindly attack their allies. Whereas Russ would follow said orders and would attack said allies without motivation.

So a shock result at number 13, it's the Emperor's lapdog, Leman Russ, who despite his image of awesomeness and badassery, never acted (maturely) on his own instinct and lets be honest, drank a little bit too much.

Shock! Dismay!

Russ is number thirteen?!



He looks different.

Ha i was right!!!!!

A Wolf Guard is going to find you and do this... except with his actual fist...

It's times like this that I'm happy my chapter does not have an identified primarch ... we're just part of the faceless hoards of questionable Imperial parentage.

Ha ha. This thread is great.

A great way to celebrate 1000 posts indeed.

Looking forward to more. Please?

I'm noticing a trend here.

Dudes that are evil, or otherwise lack moral fiber, are towards the bottom. No love for the unconditional hate.

I think JD must be a pretty swell guy in real life. Unlike some of us here

Still waiting for Rowboat.

if he is in First place then we all know where JDs true loyalties lie.

We are gonna find him and make him divide by zero.

Which is what Slaanesh did and you know how bad that turned out...

I see what you did there, Dave......

unless i am mistaken those are DE warriors standing behind Russ.

Lol, this is hilarious. Keep going dude

Dave, keep going. I finished mine, and if you do not finish yours then I will kill myself. My tortured soul will descend into hell where it would amass a mighty army. This army will take on a new and terrible form increasing my diabolical powers, and I will open a portal from that world to this. After six days and six nights my army will descend through this portal to kill and maim all in it's path, before I open one of my nine mouths and sing the song that ends the earth.

And that would be bad.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Dave, keep going. I finished mine, and if you do not finish yours then I will kill myself. My tortured soul will descend into hell where it would amass a mighty army. This army will take on a new and terrible form increasing my diabolical powers, and I will open a portal from that world to this. After six days and six nights my army will descend through this portal to kill and maim all in it's path, before I open one of my nine mouths and sing the song that ends the earth.

And that would be bad.

Define 'bad'?

Grey Templar wrote:unless i am mistaken those are DE warriors standing behind Russ.

You're Mistaken. They're his conscience. Joking! He doesn't have one!

You're still mistaken however.

Xca|iber wrote:I'm noticing a trend here.

Dudes that are evil, or otherwise lack moral fiber, are towards the bottom. No love for the unconditional hate.

I think JD must be a pretty swell guy in real life. Unlike some of us here

I love this guy! I'd like to think I'm atleast a nice guy - my heart is in the right place!

Anyway, next one is incoming...

It better be.

12th: "Why Does Nobody Like Me?!"

Yes, the much anticipated ranking of Gulliman, the guy that everyone loves to hate. Except of course the Ultramarines and half of the Imperium...

So we've had anger, immaturity, ignorance and idiocy. Now we've come to arrogance. By which I mean, assuming that you're right and perfect and everyone else is wrong. I'm looking at you Codex Astartes! Even his Legion isn't modestly named - I mean, Ultramarines?! Ultra Marines?! How about 'Bestestmarines'? or 'Ubermarines'? or 'fairlyaveragemarines'? As a guy and as a leader, Gulliman isn't too bad. Actually he's a freakin' great tactician and the Ultramarines were fairly Ultra. But still, not everyone has to follow the Codex Astartes, or fight the same way as you. Not everyone managed to keep their Legion unharmed. Not everyone likes you. Clearly.

One of my gripes with Gulliman is that he perceives he is always right. Such as the Codex Astartes or bullying Kurze. Even the Emperor wasn't always right, let alone you! The Night Lords were devastatingly effective as sometimes they didn't even need to fight, just scare the enemy, part of Kurze turning traitor is because Gulliman kept criticising the poor little guy! The Codex astartes it self is flawed and arguably worse than the Legion set-up but still, Gulliman had to have his way! If it wasn't for the fact he had 20 twins anyone would think him to be an only child!

I admit, I don't mind Gulliman too much, I like his loyalty and ability. However, that doesn't mean I think the astronomican shines out of his ass! I admit Roboute, you're a helluva leader and you're Legion is/was almost invincible. However, that was largely because their was so many of the blighter's (randy gene-seed?!) and even so, it doesn't mean you're perfect. if you were perfect, you would've been on Terra bitch-slapping Horus to the Eye of Terror and beyond!

Also, the Imperium (modern) is a corrupt and dying society and we can partially thank you for that with your Codex and High Lords and things. Thanks Roboute, nice job mate. Really Ultra.

So despite being an almost Knight and Great Leader, Roboute is ranked at number 12 because he has his self-righteous head shoved so far up his ass that he thinks Yellow and Blue don't clash?! That my friends is a fashion foul-up of the highest order and is therefore unforgivable.

Rowboat Girlyman is above Russ.

Imagine that.