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Tau suck they are just limp wristed children with out a mind of their own! Your hammer watever is gonna get torn asunder
(2 min later) i laugh hysterically as my hammer head and (2) broadside teams kill his (2) landraiders. Yea they suck now dont they! thats right march them termies across the board

Sidstyler wrote:Okay, I'm starting to get curious now, why the negativity towards Salamanders? Hurst seemed to imply he wasn't a fan and then your comment said they were "for the kids". I demand explanation!

Salamanders are probably my favorite chapter, and I absolutely hate Marines so that's saying something. It's because they're black, isn't it?

Sorry. A typo, my keyboard is 10 years old and Tzeentch has fethed with it so I have to press really hard for it to work. My negativity for Salamanders comes from the Salamander fan boys at my local store whenever I ask for any Space Wolf variety colour at the painting table they pass me a fething green instead!

akira5665 wrote:"Hah, that Imperator Titan is way out of scale!"

This coming from a goose that doesn't even own a Warhound - let alone a Reaver or Warlord Titan.

Pfft. Monkey flinging its Faeces has more of my respect...

Ummm what?

Why must one own a Titan to be able to judge if something is out of scale? I've seen people that think Warlords should be about 4-6ft tall and Imperators 6-7ft tall in 40k scale. This is quite clearly out of scale and waaay too big. But what do I know, I'm not deemed worthy of this opinion as I don't own a 40k scale Titan.

Soo'Vah'Cha wrote:My fav is...

A marine player telling me about my Ork army and how much Ghaz sucks in CC....

I lost atleast 50 IQ points from that one.

This.

I hope someone plays a game against him with Ghaz and cuts his precious Calgar/Vulkan/Shrike/ Other SM Character into peoplechops.

Mine was back before the SoB got that WD codex.
"White Scars?"
"Female marines are stupid"
"Do they have sandwiches?"


Them: "So how good are they in melee"
Me: "Not very good, though can tarpit alright"
Them: "It's because they're girls right?"

The winner:
*long story about their own army as apparently the Chapter Master was also an Inquisitor (female) and how they were hunted by the Imperium because they were willing to work with the Tau and had to steal a battle barge from the Black Templars to escape. She had been made a Space Marine due to all the success she had as an Inquisitor.*

With Eldar
*boasts about Imperial Fists gunline going to smash the Eldar army, they go first and miss I go and the Bright Lances cripple it entirely as it relied on two Razorbacks and a Thunderfire Cannon*
"Wraithlords are **** watch" *rams wraithlord with Land Raider, Wraithlord rips it apart with Death or Glory.

whrextheimpaler wrote:Tau suck they are just limp wristed children with out a mind of their own! Your hammer watever is gonna get torn asunder
(2 min later) i laugh hysterically as my hammer head and (2) broadside teams kill his (2) landraiders. Yea they suck now dont they! thats right march them termies across the board

I'll file this one away with 'Tau suck! Their ships are slow and weak against necrons!' *Begin Macross Missile Massacre*

When playing my Imperial Guard the other night, my oppenent and his CSM. He told me that Yarrick, Ogryns, and the Chimera with dozer blade were a complete waste. Took out twenty of his CSM, then, took out a demon prince. True, on the assault they are great, other than that, they are not the best. He didn't say much about them after the second squad fell. Taking out the demon prince was just insult to injury at that point.

My Guard army was like a leaf blower when it blew people off the table...

I am still haven't heard the end of it..

Before a 6k apocalypse game...

Me: You can borrow my codex if you want to brush up on what the new dark eldar can do, before we play.

Opponent: eh. Im not worried about or impressed by them. You dont have any superheavies...


The game lasted 3 turns. None of his super heavies ever got to fire.

At a 1750pt tourney recently.

"Dude, 16 models? Your gonna get blown away"

"Man I am gonna blow you off the table"

"I know its grey knights, but you have 16 models... your gonna lose every game"

Well My 16 models never lost a match, I came in second, and I found out after the tourney when I reevaluated my points that I was at a 150 pt disadvantage XD
Also the maximum casualties I suffered where 7 models.

Your DC aren't that great! Blood Talons don't do that! You don't get rerolls on reserves with DoA, you just scatter less!

When I showed this guy my codex he proclaimed it was doctored to make it better.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/417456.page

Actually, this thread has loads of examples...

Artemo wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/417456.page

Actually, this thread has loads of examples...

Rats. Beat me to it.

"So wait you only have one battlewagon? Where are the others? Your boyz are footsloggin? Thats sucks for you their all gonna die then." Then later on " Whoa your battlewagon and kanz get a 4+ save from KFF? Your boyz arn't even in cover and still have a 5+ cover? Can you even have 120 boyz?" And finale " this is BS! Orks are broken, WTF is up with that KFF? If I knew I was playing Horde orks I would of brought flamers!"

someone just said I should paint my orcs pink...

yeah, sure i will...

A good one from an Apoc game: 'So, each of these are labeled with what's in it? I mean, this box, it's 4 feet tall, what mini is that frickking huge?'

A hint, on the side side of the box is says

'Imperial Shipment Code: Sigma Delta Phi - Alpha'

'Imperatoris Vindicta'

and under that is scrawled

'Contere contritos exiguum!'

Darkwynn wrote:My Guard army was like a leaf blower when it blew people off the table...

I am still haven't heard the end of it..

Sorry, I ROTFLed a bit here..

Classic!

Well, someone told me that Guardsmen can't shoot for gak - the next round, I obliterated his Lootas in shooting.

Does that count?

I got told my wolfstar list had no chance of beating a list with 2 Land Raiders because they would have no way of stopping them. Popped them both on my turn 1 (he went first and moved them up.)

I was playing with my space wolves against Tau

Me : I'm putting my scouts in reserve
Him : phhht I dont care their only scouts, I'll just blast them to bits with my 3 hammerheads!

Turn 2

Me : Do my scouts come on... (i roll a 4)Yes, Which board edge.... (i roll a 5). Okay I'll put them next to your hammerhead wall.
Him : Oh no! you can glance the rear with your bolt pistols (sarcastically)

Assault

Me : My scouts are putting melta bombs on your stationary hammer heads. I wreck all of them
Him : WTF they are overpowered! meh im sure my kroot can take the rest of your army

both his full kroot squads charge grey hunters and get massacared by the wolf standards amazing abilities

after thr game he gets escorted to the police station by 2 shop staff.

"Cryx? Psh. I'll just shoot them to death"

After Scourging/Crippling Grapsing Stryker with pDenny and and shooting him to death with two pistol wraiths turn 2:

"pDenny is borken!"



...he actually said 'borken'.

I had an opponent in a tournament tell me that Bane Thralls were a D Bag unit for D Bag players whose sole reason for fielding them was to ruin the fun of everyone else. And that's just the more memorable quote. The ENTIRE MATCH was him insulting me and pretty much telling me I was a piece of crap for playing Cryx/Goreshade/Banes. Oh, and two thirds of the way thru the game he also informed me that the fact I had taken to smirking or chuckling only made it worse. I did ask him at that point how he preferred I responded to him constantly insulting me but he had no answer for that.

And yes, once the game was done (timed matches and what not to consider) I spoke to the judges, who had spent a fair amount of time standing by our table. He said he would talk to the guy, and hadn't interrupted our game because he didn't want to interfere what with times matches and turns and what not as I was not looking angry or rising to the bait, which he was really surprised I Had kept my cool thru it all and thanked me for it as well.

Grimnarsmate wrote:I was playing with my space wolves against Tau

Me : I'm putting my scouts in reserve
Him : phhht I dont care their only scouts, I'll just blast them to bits with my 3 hammerheads!

Turn 2

Me : Do my scouts come on... (i roll a 4)Yes, Which board edge.... (i roll a 5). Okay I'll put them next to your hammerhead wall.
Him : Oh no! you can glance the rear with your bolt pistols (sarcastically)

Assault

Me : My scouts are putting melta bombs on your stationary hammer heads. I wreck all of them
Him : WTF they are overpowered! meh im sure my kroot can take the rest of your army

both his full kroot squads charge grey hunters and get massacared by the wolf standards amazing abilities

after thr game he gets escorted to the police station by 2 shop staff.

Wow, are you serious about that last part?
One half of my brain says no, but the other part argues that humans never cease to amaze me..

I had an old GF ask me why it's called 'Warhamster'..... Does that count?

I don't really game that much, and hardly ever in a GW store. The last time I did I had to take a time out and pop outside for a couple of ciggerettes because the teenage douche I was playing against called every single unit in my Salamanders army 'Gay'. Every.Single.Turn.

I almost lost it at one stage, mostly because my mate who had come with me that night WAS gay....

Here's another one. I was at a Tournament with my Red Corsairs and I was paired up with a Black Guy who plays Salamander.

Him: My censored Salamander will kick your White Cracker Pirate Ass.
Me: Sure whatever you say.

Turn 2. My Khorne Beserkers with Huron beats Forgefather Vulkan He’stan and his Terminator Squad in Close Combat.
Him: These dice are rigged for ya' Cracker Pirates I tell ya, my niggs should be winning.

Turn 4 I held both objectives.
Him: Your cracker list is chessy, also you were a bad sport.(I did not even do anything bad, I was calm the entire time) Your army is also painted terribly so you will come like 10th and I will come first due my awesome skills bra in my later matches. Your crackers were lucky against my niggs.

I complained to the Judges about his poor Sportmanship, that person came last. I have not seen him since.

@rockerbike, dude was your oppo an Australian? It's just I read that post of yours in my head with an Aussie accent and I lol'd!

"ZOMG your Necrons are so broken and overpowered! I cant believe you! you're cheating! that doomsday ark never scatters, it's so unfair! My Tau don't stand a chance! If you get a doomsday ark then I get an extra two hammerheads! that'll be fair then!"

that was against 3 hammerheads and two squads of broadsides, he packed up and left on turn 3 because he lost one of those hammerheads.......

Well, I never get gak from players. My guard are not op.

Rockerbikie, it's either your making this up, or you have a magnet for insults. What is with that?

I was assualting with kroot one game and my opponent (marines) became really nervous. When I inquired about the reason for his anxiety I learned that he thought kroot had furious charge and were able to take power weapons. He also thought that they had an armor save (with the shaper)

Not stupid, but misinformed. But oh, if only...

IXBEHEMOTHXI wrote:"ZOMG your Necrons are so broken and overpowered! I cant believe you! you're cheating! that doomsday ark never scatters, it's so unfair! My Tau don't stand a chance! If you get a doomsday ark then I get an extra two hammerheads! that'll be fair then!"

that was against 3 hammerheads and two squads of broadsides, he packed up and left on turn 3 because he lost one of those hammerheads.......

...wait...what? Was this an Apocalypse game or something?

rockerbikie wrote:I complained to the Judges about his poor Sportmanship, that person came last. I have not seen him since.

I take it you brought up the racism, too?