King of the Hill

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**Wardragoon**

The Mob wants a honeymoon, they drag you off to Hawaii.

My Hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I stealthily climb the hill and kick you off it. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I use a mortar and blow you off the hill.

My hill.

**MauS**

I return from hawai
My hill

**Wardragoon**

Your many wives and husbands come back too, they want you to go visit their homicidal relatives. They bury you alive.

My hill.

**Dr. Temujin**

Then my Power Armor statue suddenly cracks and falls down on you. It's about two tons.
My Hill.

**Wardragoon**

As you run up to claim the hill you fall into a pitfall trap, I walk up to the edge and mock you.

My Hill

**Dr. Temujin**

I activate my jet-pack, and fly right up to you, kick you in-between the legs, and let you fall into the pitfall instead. My hill.

**Wardragoon**

I dig my way under you with a rusty spork and a roll of duct tape, I stab you with the spork and duct tape your hands and feet together, then I activate your jetpack watching you fly in circles.

My hill

**p_gray99**

I send you to robot hell for a crime that devious. My hill.

**Castiel**

I switch you off and steal your hands. My hill. I can also now play the holophoner really well.

**p_gray99**

I send my damned army after you, steal back the hands and put everyone into robot hell. My hill. By the way, anyone here play the violin?

**Castiel**

I play the fiddle. My hill.

**p_gray99**

Yeah, but not as well as me. My hill.

**Castiel**

Just call me Johnny.

My hill.

**p_gray99**

Fair enough, but I can play the fiddle with three hands. My hill.

**snurl**

While you fiddle around, I take back the hill.
My Hill.

**p_gray99**

Pumpkins are hellish. Therefore you serve me. Therefore I can order you to go away and the hill's mine again. My hill.

**Castiel**

You use the "I'm the robot devil" joke too much. It becomes unfunny and you are forgotten about. My hill.

**p_gray99**

But I am!
...still your hill. Apparently the robot devil doesn't have enough power to take it off you

**TheRobotLol**

But Gotham's reckoning does. My hill.

**MauS**

As i cannot go to the hill while buried, the hill comes to me
My hill

**Wardragoon**

I McGyver my way out of hell, I grab a cement truck and bury you further in cement.

My Hill

**MauS**

Since McGyver became McNeal I stargate my way back to the top of the hill.
My hill

**Wardragoon**

I gear up in a T-45D suit of Power Armor (Fallout power Armor), and I launch a nuke at you, I walk up to the hill with a beatbox playing

My Hill

**Dr. Temujin**

And then my Cryptek arrives from nowhere and launches an energy beam at you, which liquifies your suit of armor, then proceeds to smack you around for a bit while I climb up...
My Hill.

**snurl**

You slip in the liquified armor while climbing and fall back down to the bottom. Meanwhile the pumpkins I planted a few pages ago sprout up and I emerge on top of
My Hill.

**Castiel**

I pick your pumpkins and turn you into soup. My hill.

**MauS**

I eat the soup
My hill

**Castiel**

The essence of Snurl in the soup tries to possess you. You are driven mad and run screaming from the hill. My hill.