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 sing your life wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
Gorman tends to either die between turn 1 and 2, or he lives to cause death and destruction amid the lamentations of your opponents women.


Why? is lamenting illegal amongst men In the IK?


In Khador, any emotion other than the undying devotion to the motherland and empress is punishable by one of the Butcher's famous neck massages. Women are allowed to lament, but only about the fact that Kovnik Joe is only one man and can not love them all.

   
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Fortunately, everyone can gaze upon his mustache.

Little known fact, Kovnik Joe actually doesn't give the speeches. His mustache does. He is simply the wearer of the mustache, he also protects it with blade and bullet.

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The Empress weeps at this blasphemy. Kovnik Joe does not have a true mustache. He simply does not shave and has allowed his facial hair to grow into the most common of all facial hair, the unkempt beard.

Kovnik Markov. Now there is a Mustache that we can honor. His Mustache is so magnificent just the sight of it can immediately rally our Uhlans and keep them in battle. Such is the awe it inspires that each Uhlan works together never blocking each other from the magnificense that is the one true Mustache.
   
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 sing your life wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
Gorman tends to either die between turn 1 and 2, or he lives to cause death and destruction amid the lamentations of your opponents women.


Why? is lamenting illegal amongst men In the IK?


Someone quite clearly has not seen Conan the Barbarian...


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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Only a Khadorian Dog would not accept the undisputable fact that Sebastion Nemo possess the finest moustache in the IK. A little known fact is that his epic incarnation has no ranged weapons, he just shows his moustache to the enemy warjack and even it and it's buddy jacks are overcome with a desire to stroke the divine facial hair.



 Grimtuff wrote:
 sing your life wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
Gorman tends to either die between turn 1 and 2, or he lives to cause death and destruction amid the lamentations of your opponents women.


Why? is lamenting illegal amongst men In the IK?


Someone quite clearly has not seen Conan the Barbarian...


Actually I have seen it, I'm just defending the right for male lamentation. Sexual Equality in the Iron Kingdoms, natch

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 sing your life wrote:
Only a Khadorian Dog would not accept the undisputable fact that Sebastion Nemo possess the finest moustache in the IK. A little known fact is that his epic incarnation has no ranged weapons, he just shows his moustache to the enemy warjack and even it and it's buddy jacks are overcome with a desire to stroke the divine facial hair.


Can we stop mentioning Nemo and Khador ? If there's one caster that makes me jealous it's Nemo3. I WANTS ONE!@

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The new Sick Man of Europe

Bullockist wrote:


I WANTS ONE!@


Why? he's kind of overpriced at +3pts

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Not as Good as a Minion






Brisbane

Really? You don't think Finch is worth 2-3 WJ points?

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The new Sick Man of Europe

Apart from her focus abilities, Finch is a an unremarkable solo, not really worth 3 points when she stops you taking a squire for nemo.

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Not as Good as a Minion






Brisbane

Each to their own I guess. With Nemo I prefer the constant 'free' focus for his upkeeps, rather than three free focus over the course of the game. Although I do see how the extra actual focus could help too.

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Illinois

Fitch is worth it IMO. Having played nemo3 several times fitch easily gets you 6-7 extra focus in the first few turns with her abilities before your opponent can even get to her. Nemo3s gun if you take the Reinholdt is generally better than casting any of his offensive spells and it is cheaper that way focus wise, so there is no need for the reroll on magic generally. The extra control area would help except I guarantee you he wouldn't have RNG CNTRL on his gun if he could take a squire.

Also I have killed several things with electro leap on her gun shooting my lighting immune stuff in the back.

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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

The extra focus when allocating is stupid good. that is such a powerful ability.

And its always on too.

Really good for all of Cygnar's shooty jacks like Charges or Hunters.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I haven't played Nemo3 yet, but I guess I'll have to know to see if he's really worth the points.

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Salem, MA

sing your life wrote:I haven't played Nemo3 yet, but I guess I'll have to know to see if he's really worth the points.


Wait, you stated the following without even PLAYING the caster?

sing your life wrote:Apart from her focus abilities, Finch is a an unremarkable solo, not really worth 3 points when she stops you taking a squire for nemo.



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The new Sick Man of Europe

On paper she looks weak to me, though I don't really know.

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Salem, MA

 sing your life wrote:
On paper she looks weak to me, though I don't really know.


I would state that next time, otherwise you're just throwing out unqualified opinions that sound like play experience. Which is well within your right, but rather unhelpful.

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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Anything which gives out free focus is REALLY powerful.

Given that Finch can potentially double Nemo's focus allocation is huge.

Solos which give a single free focus, or equivalent, are usually around 2 points. Finch costing 3 is a bargain when you get 1 free focus per jack you allocate to AND have a free upkeep.

Nemo could give 7 jacks 2 focus each and upkeep one of his spells. That's a ton of focus to throw around.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
 
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