You Know You're a 40k Junkie When...

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**ArDeZe**

You know you're a Warhammer 40k Junkie when...

...The sight of blood makes you think (or shout) "Blood for the Blood God!"
...counting change reminds you of spending points on wargear for your units
...You tell someone the reason you fell was because you failed your dangerous terrain test
...you understand that innocence proves nothing
...you calculate the statistical probability for EVERYTHING
...You pray to your respective Warhammer God

Keep it going!

**Matthew**

You start drawing Khorne icons on everything.

**Trondheim**

When you use a mallet to violently smithe someone whom is drawing heretical symbols on eveything

**Matthew**

Trondheim wrote:
When you use a mallet to violently smithe someone whom is drawing heretical symbols on eveything

...

dude

**conker249**

You think of new ways to get new models into the house under the wifes radar.

**TheCustomLime**

When you decide to build another battle company for your marine chapter

**Furyou Miko**

... everything you disagree with is declared instantly and loudly to be: "HERESY!"

**ArDeZe**

...You consider those around you who are sick to be cultists of Nurgle

**FinkleLord**

When you move into a new apartment and have a room dedicated to bits.

**Icculus**

conker249 wrote:
You think of new ways to get new models into the house under the wifes radar.

This is me. So many ways.

When you have a 100 page word document on your work computer that consists of nothing but army lists.

**Warushi**

When you need to explain to your little boy's teacher why he's started yelling "For the Emperor!" on the playground

**jhe90**

When you have to move house to make room for extra models.
Not me though im only on one company of marines

**Niiru**

When you start a thread on a 40k forum entitled "You know when you're a 40k junkie when..."

...or you reply to a thread entitled "You know when you're a 40k junkie when..."

**beigeknight**

When you're out and you classify your environment as difficult or dangerous terrain.

**lustigjh**

When your first response to an uncertain decision is to ask for a D6 to roll for your answer

**SharkoutofWata**

When you absolutely believe people you know do the things on this list...

**Crazyterran**

Wait, screaming heresy at people who speak heresy and yelling 'for the emperor' when things go your way isnt normal?

Heresy!

**Thorgrim Bloodcrow**

Every time you hear a wolf howl, you shout "For Russ and the Allfather!"

When you see a patch of moss and watch it for a few days just in case an Ork infestation pops up.

You have to explain to your wife why all your cereal was written over in marker to read "Khorne Flakes".

When you save all your cans because you have a game coming up but don't have enough Drop Pod models for the list you chose and have to proxy.

**ArDeZe**

Thorgrim Bloodcrow wrote:

When you save all your cans because you have a game coming up but don't have enough Drop Pod models for the list you chose and have to proxy.

Awesome hahaha. I never thought to do that

**wuestenfux**

When you write a petition to GW asking for the release of a new SoB codex.

**greyknight12**

A recent news article discussed the dangers of new digital weapons...referring to them as "D weapons". I'm paranoid now.

**Sgt_Smudge**

When, if asked about my name, I reply Alpharius. Or Omegon. Depends on my mood.

**Paradigm**

When you accidentally start a Raven Guard army over the course of an evening...

Evidence:

Spoiler:

'But I already have 6 marine armies,' I did say
'Nevermind,' quoth the Raven

**Fafnir13**

You see the numbers on street signs and can only think of their points equivalent models. 175th street? Doomscythe street.

**Senden**

When you keep checking the GW site until the prices look reasonable.

**BaronIveagh**

If you have ever decalred an Exterminatus against some form of household vermin.

**Veskern**

When :
- Instead of "Dear God" you say "Dear Gods".
- You make an Exterminatus on ants nest.
- When your GF says that she's on her period and your first words are "Blood for the Blood God".
- When you adjust points cost to your personal "wargear" (aka clothes)
- you inculpate Nurgle of your sickness
- when you find Space Marine bitz everywhere.
- when you think that the roll of a 1 was why you missed to throw empty can to trash.

**BaronIveagh**

Veskern wrote:
When :
- Instead of "Dear God" you say "Dear Gods".

This one isn't unique to 40k...

**Veskern**

BaronIveagh wrote:

This one isn't unique to 40k...

I guess it makes me even more junkie because instantly thinking of THESE Gods, does it ?

**ChaosxVoid**

When you consider tattooing a necron ankh on your arm >.>