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2015/01/25 15:24:08
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I have a simple question for you...
How to be a dick and aleinate people?
You have 2000 points, anything goes except Lords of War, and Forgeworld.
So you can go unbound, take any formations, dataslates you like.
Uncomped Invisibility, uncomped 2+ saves.
Break the game.
GO!
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2015/01/25 15:29:25
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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Riptides and Waveserpents. Discussion over.
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Please note, for those of you who play Chaos Daemons as a faction the term "Daemon" is potentially offensive. Instead, please play codex "Chaos: Mortally Challenged". Thank you. |
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2015/01/25 15:33:59
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Paladin
Imperial Knight Paladin
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL-MM & Hurricane Bolters
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL-MM & Hurricane Bolters
1960 points
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/01/25 15:34:50
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2015/01/25 15:41:21
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Fixture of Dakka
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8 Dakka Flyrants
1 venomthrope or malanthrope
"We will blot out the skies."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/01/25 15:42:05
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2015/01/25 15:44:41
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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7 Flyrants with TL-BL Devs and EGrubs
1 Culexus Assassin
180 pts left over for whatever
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My win rate while having my arms and legs tied behind by back while blindfolded and stuffed in a safe that is submerged underwater:
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2015/01/25 15:47:20
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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All of that in few big platoon of guardsmen with priests with no special or heavy weapon and you take your time to move all the pieces and measure your distances carefully. You wont win, but damn will it be boring.
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2015/01/25 15:50:39
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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A number of Primary Detachments consisting of ML3 Tzeentch Heralds and twenty-man Pink Horror blobs, plus Be'lakor and a couple of Daemon Princes. Thirty-minute Psychic phases.
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2015/01/25 15:58:09
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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8 heralds of tzeentch, ml3 on every one of them.
6 pink horror squads of 11 pink horrors.
You have 36 WC dice base, at an average of 6 dice per summon you summon 6 times per turn effectively doubling you base starting point value by turn 3
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Life: An incomprehensible, endless circle of involuntary self-destruction.
 12,000
    14,000
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2015/01/25 16:42:36
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Not even close...
 jy2 wrote:8 Dakka Flyrants
1 venomthrope or malanthrope
"We will blot out the skies."
Classic 
The Culexus might gimp your own Flyrants
x3 Flyrants x2 Devs, E-Grubs
x2 Flyrants x2 Devs
x1 Malanthrope
x1 Harridan
~2000
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2015/01/25 16:47:39
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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4OO Guardsmen no upgrades just use old metal models and break the table with the weight of them  .
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2015/01/25 17:48:46
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Unbound, 2000 pts. Put nothing but max Grot squads with Runtherds on the table. Put any that can't deploy into reserves. Run forward as much as possible. Your opponent will not be able to kill them all.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2015/01/25 18:38:39
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Orks. Put as many Ork boyz on the table as you possibly can. Unpacking all of them alone will take the better part of an hour.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/01/25 18:56:01
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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 TheCustomLime wrote:Orks. Put as many Ork boyz on the table as you possibly can. Unpacking all of them alone will take the better part of an hour.
. Double greentide. Power klaws, painboyz and stuff. Who cares bout your flyers when you got nowhere to fly.
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2015/01/25 19:04:16
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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57 Drop Pods and one squad of Conscripts riding one of the Pods. Do remember not to tell your opponent which.
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2015/01/25 19:06:53
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
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Space Marines.
ML1 Librarian w/ teeth of terra, armour indomitus, primarch's wrath
10 Vanguard Vets w/ jump packs, lots of expensive CC weapons, but no storm shields
5 Terminators
10 Tactical Marines w/ 1 heavy bolter
10 CC Scouts
1 Land Speeder w/ heavy bolter
1 Attack Bike
10 Devastators w/ missile launchers, flakk missiles, power fist and plasma pistol on the sgt
Whirlwind
Land Raider
When you inevitably lose, rage quit and call everyone else beardy cheese-mongers who are ruining the game. Refer to your opponent's army as douchy netlist spam, even if it's a highlander list. Insist on looking up all the rules, including things like how far Wave Serpents can move in the movement phase, how the jink rule works, whether or not your Devastators have the interceptor special rule, etc. Always argue that your units have line of sight, even when they are in reserves. Sigh loudly every time you lose a model. Complain about the internet. Go on long rants about how the game is meant to be played. Refuse to accept how random rules work, and demand they instead be played how you think they should be played. Keep mentioning how things were different (and better) in 2nd edition. Always blame something (or someone) else for your lack of success.
That ought to do it.
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"The Emporer is a rouge trader."
- Charlie Chaplain. |
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2015/01/25 19:07:11
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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30 wyverns.
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"Bringer of death, speak your name, For you are my life, and the foe's death." - Litany of the Lasgun
 2500 points
 1500 points
 1250 points
 1000 points |
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2015/01/25 19:23:54
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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Typhus and full squads of Plague Zombies, hope you get Infiltrate trait. Not necessarily threatening, but just a massive pain.
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~1.5k
Successful Trades: Ashrog (1), Iron35 (1), Rathryan (3), Leth (1), Eshm (1), Zeke48 (1), Gorkamorka12345 (1),
Melevolence (2), Ascalam (1), Swanny318, (1) ScootyPuffJunior, (1) LValx (1), Jim Solo (1), xSoulgrinderx (1), Reese (1), Pretre (1) |
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2015/01/25 19:28:36
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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lol ..... with all the new stuff out there Riptides still bug you that much?
Automatically Appended Next Post:  Sir Arun wrote:Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Paladin
Imperial Knight Paladin
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
1960 points
I hate you already........
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2015/01/25 19:45:20
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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 Zande4 wrote:
The Culexus might gimp your own Flyrants
x3 Flyrants x2 Devs, E-Grubs
x2 Flyrants x2 Devs
x1 Malanthrope
x1 Harridan
~2000
Yeah but he lets you have fun against Psychic Deathstars.
Also OP said no FW or LoW for... some reason.
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My win rate while having my arms and legs tied behind by back while blindfolded and stuffed in a safe that is submerged underwater:
100% |
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2015/01/25 20:15:37
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Fixture of Dakka
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As many of these as possible.
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 Do you play 30k? It'd be a lot cooler if you did. |
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2015/01/25 20:30:16
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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guess you haven't seen their new rules yet then..... hahaha
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2015/01/25 20:40:07
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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2000 points of heralds of Tzeentch...
Roll on the malefic table, use sacrifice to get more heralds, use possession to get lots of greater deamons, and use summon to summon an incredible amount of deamons.
You might just need an entire GW store worth of models.
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2015/01/25 20:50:04
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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 Iron_Captain wrote:2000 points of heralds of Tzeentch...
Roll on the malefic table, use sacrifice to get more heralds, use possession to get lots of greater deamons, and use summon to summon an incredible amount of deamons.
You might just need an entire GW store worth of models.
You can only do this if you also yell "UNLIMATED POWAA!!!" at the top of your lungs.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2015/01/25 23:36:10
Subject: Re:Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
octarius.Lets krump da bugs!
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Nothing but grots. Move extra slowly. Enjoy having metal models thrown at you.
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Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an! |
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2015/01/25 23:45:13
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Sir Arun wrote:Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Errant
Imperial Knight Paladin
Imperial Knight Paladin
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
Stormraven w. TL-Lascannon, TL- MM & Hurricane Bolters
1960 points
This was pretty much what I envisioned when I thought about contributing to this topic. I don't think I'd even be mad playing against the massive table full of orks/grots/guardsmen. It would be fun to set up a fire warrior defensive line and just see how many I could kill before they overwhelmed me.
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Like watching other people play video games (badly) while blathering about nothing in particular? Check out my Youtube channel: joemamaUSA!
BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
Rapidly on path to becoming the world's youngest bitter old man. |
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2015/01/26 00:35:11
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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 Thud wrote:Space Marines.
ML1 Librarian w/ teeth of terra, armour indomitus, primarch's wrath
10 Vanguard Vets w/ jump packs, lots of expensive CC weapons, but no storm shields
5 Terminators
10 Tactical Marines w/ 1 heavy bolter
10 CC Scouts
1 Land Speeder w/ heavy bolter
1 Attack Bike
10 Devastators w/ missile launchers, flakk missiles, power fist and plasma pistol on the sgt
Whirlwind
Land Raider
When you inevitably lose, rage quit and call everyone else beardy cheese-mongers who are ruining the game. Refer to your opponent's army as douchy netlist spam, even if it's a highlander list. Insist on looking up all the rules, including things like how far Wave Serpents can move in the movement phase, how the jink rule works, whether or not your Devastators have the interceptor special rule, etc. Always argue that your units have line of sight, even when they are in reserves. Sigh loudly every time you lose a model. Complain about the internet. Go on long rants about how the game is meant to be played. Refuse to accept how random rules work, and demand they instead be played how you think they should be played. Keep mentioning how things were different (and better) in 2nd edition. Always blame something (or someone) else for your lack of success.
That ought to do it.
This wins
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2015/01/26 00:47:40
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Hallowed Canoness
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Space wolves lone wolves. 2000 points if them. Without any option. You can only shoot at one of them with a full unit!
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"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
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2015/01/26 11:51:42
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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40 single man Zoanthropes!
Who doesn't want 80 + D6 warp dice?
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2015/01/26 11:54:32
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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SGTPozy wrote:40 single man Zoanthropes!
Who doesn't want 80 + D6 warp dice?
Make sure to have the original "IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR" video ready on the laptop for whenever you shoot a Warp Lance.
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2015/01/26 12:58:09
Subject: Let's play a game.... "How to be a **** and Alienate people"
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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7 Iron Hands Land Raider Crusaders, each with multi-melta and storm bolter.
Chomp some bullets from tough bawkses!
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Innocentia Nihil Probat.
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