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![[Post New]](/dakkaforum/templates/default/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) 2010/02/05 15:08:55
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Sniper Drone
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Location: Texas (Everything is bigger in Texas........EVERYTHING........)
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But she got in a fender bender and ruined her face.......
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2010/02/05 18:39:53
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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that's nothing that a paper bag over the head can't fix... see it worked!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2010/02/07 02:58:07
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
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doesn't need an explanation.
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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2010/02/08 21:40:18
Subject: WAR!!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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2010/02/08 21:58:38
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
Gallery Votes: 37
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Joined: 2009/05/09 20:55:48
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Easily countered
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He make's me to lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside the still waters.  |
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2010/02/09 01:36:13
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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I give you... the B-52
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DR:90-SGMB++IPw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
If you want peace, prepare for war
  It's not easy being the best of the best in the galaxy, but we manage. And if you deny our superiority, take a number and prepare to be corrected.
Please note, if I'm not making much sense, it's just that time of day. |
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2010/02/11 04:52:34
Subject: WAR!!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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B-52's
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2010/02/11 05:21:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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If it's not metal, it's crap!!!
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If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you.
May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams |
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2010/02/11 09:04:09
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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You want Heavy Metal..... You Need.....
ANVIL!
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:Ultramarine:
:Nilla Marines:
:Marine "Scouts":
Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers
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2010/02/11 12:07:42
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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We all know which race is ruling WHFB at the moment....
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2010/02/11 12:40:40
Subject: WAR!!
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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I heard you have some daemons that need taking care of?
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Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard.
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2010/02/11 15:38:17
Subject: WAR!!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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2010/02/13 07:11:31
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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~  Chaos Daemons ~ Ultra Marines ~ |
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2010/02/14 01:00:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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I give you the solution to pesky nerds with toy weapons
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He make's me to lie down in green pastures, He leads me beside the still waters. |
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2010/02/14 14:56:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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2010/02/14 20:26:08
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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World's Largest Magnet!
Suck it Ripley 
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~ Chaos Daemons ~ Ultra Marines ~ |
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2010/02/15 02:17:24
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Rogue
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Location: Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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It can only work if you have power. Or pants, those might help too.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/16 01:45:15
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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~ Chaos Daemons ~ Ultra Marines ~ |
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2010/02/16 06:02:28
Subject: WAR!!
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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 Should clean that right up
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2010/02/17 21:24:44
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
Gallery Votes: 1
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not so hot anymore, eh?
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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2010/02/17 23:53:55
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Rogue
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Joined: 2007/11/13 01:49:06
Location: Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Game over, man, game over.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/18 00:18:11
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
Gallery Votes: 1
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Joined: 2010/01/02 03:10:30
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you mean this?
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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2010/02/18 04:58:12
Subject: WAR!!
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Remember, remember the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
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2010/02/18 12:27:17
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Rogue
Gallery Votes: 0
Posts: 184
Joined: 2007/11/13 01:49:06
Location: Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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No, I consider a francium explosion to be the end of the world. Sorta like, oh dear, the planet just blew up.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/18 18:24:48
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Posts: 517
Joined: 2008/02/05 14:56:16
Location: La Crosse, WI USA
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bugs? YUM!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
heh heh |
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2010/02/18 20:46:06
Subject: WAR!!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I see your book "Man Eating Bugs" and raise you:
Man -eating Bugs!
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If you watch the movie Jaws backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
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2010/02/19 12:40:36
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Rogue
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Posts: 184
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Location: Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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We all know the obvious answer to that.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/20 00:13:14
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
Gallery Votes: 1
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surely you must have meant to put this.
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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2010/02/22 22:15:01
Subject: WAR!!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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just the thought of that many mosquitos on my skin makes me cringe.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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2010/02/23 16:22:25
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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want heeby jeebies? Imagine what their kids look like!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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