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2016/06/02 13:22:08
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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The Daemon Possessing Fulgrim's Body
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/man-almost-goes-into-games-workshop-20160602109235
A 31-YEAR-OLD man almost went into a branch of Games Workshop but was worried that somebody might see, it has emerged.
Tom Logan spent several minutes gazing longingly at the shop’s window display of detailed, colourfully-painted figurines including orcs, space marines and chaos daemons.
At one point he visibly mouthed the word ‘cool’ while studying a model of a futuristic troop carrier that had been modified to simulate battle damage from enemy soldiers firing their laser guns at it.
Logan then quickly checked whether anyone from work was watching before reaching for the door, only to hesitate when he noticed the long-haired shopkeeper with bad posture was seated around a large table with a group of pubescent boys, rolling dice in a strangely intimidating manner.
He then quickly entered the Greggs next door, pretending that it had been the focus of his interest all along.
However Logan later denied all interest in Warhammer-related products: “I could never get into that sort of thing, it’s for nerds. What sexually mature adult would be into monsters with axes fighting pretend battles for imaginary kingdoms?
“I’m into normal stuff like women, beer and Game of Thrones.”
I think this article is so on the nose it may be semi-autobiographical!
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We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't. - Frank Howard Clark
The wise man doubts often, and changes his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubts not; he knows all things but his own ignorance.
The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense!” Professor Brian Cox
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2016/06/02 13:30:14
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Fixture of Dakka
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I'm sure he would have been dissuaded by the prices anyway.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
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2016/06/02 13:32:14
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I always enjoy these little pieces.
That said, I'm still surprised that no one ever jumped on the idea of a GoT skirmish game, like GW did with the LotR SBG. And it's probably too late now - once the tv series ends in a couple seasons, its popularity will probably drop right off.
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2016/06/02 13:43:26
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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“I could never get into that sort of thing, it’s for nerds. What sexually mature adult would be into monsters with axes fighting pretend battles for imaginary kingdoms? “I’m into normal stuff like women, beer and Game of Thrones.” I'm into manlier drinks like bourbon. What a p&$#y. *Funny article.
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2016/06/03 04:33:50
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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infinite_array wrote:I always enjoy these little pieces.
That said, I'm still surprised that no one ever jumped on the idea of a GoT skirmish game, like GW did with the LotR SBG. And it's probably too late now - once the tv series ends in a couple seasons, its popularity will probably drop right off.
Although there is no miniature skirmish game, you could probably use any medieval or fantasy rule set. Dark Sword Miniatures makes some great A Song of Ice and Fire (GoT) miniatures. There also is a miniatures board game for called Battles of Westeros as well as the card game and politic board game.
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2016/06/03 04:57:19
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Dangerous Outrider
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NERDS!!!
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2016/06/03 05:58:35
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Bye bye Dakkadakka, happy hobbying! I really enjoyed my time on here. Opinions were always my own :-) |
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2016/06/03 14:05:42
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Fixture of Dakka
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When I worked there I had a guy bring his own plastic Tesco bag in one time, presumably because he didn't want to be seen carrying a GW bag
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"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" |
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2016/06/03 14:14:46
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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I have to admit checking the street every time before I go into my flgs. To be honest I'd rather not be seen there by any of my "cool" not-nerd friends. They'd probably start thinking I am some kind of weird nerd (which I totally am ) and my reputation at school would be ruined.
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2016/06/03 14:39:01
Subject: Re:The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Longmeadow MA 25+ Trade Rep
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I felt the same way when we had a GW at our local mall. When I finally went in there, I used my 1 year old daughter as a 'nerd shield'
"Oh you saw me go into Games Workshop? It was my daughter, she wanted to go look. I'm into normal stuff like women, beer and Robot Chicken" (this was before GoT).
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"Orkses never lost a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!"
I dig how in a setting where giant, muscled fungus men ride Mad Max cars and use their own teeth as currency, the concept of little engineering dudes with beards was considered a step too far down the aisle of silliness. ADB |
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2016/06/04 12:39:48
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
London UK
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I am actually like this. I hate going into a GW because of all the kids.
I now buy everything online. The store is just a means for GW to spend money on a street presence in lieu of marketing. I don't blame GW as how would you market this thing anyway.
I'm pretty sure GW would have tried for the GoT license but I know that Martin is a pretty business savvy guy and retains his merchandising priveleges so it probably cost them more than it was worth to buy the license.
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2016/06/04 16:19:37
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Nithaniel wrote:I am actually like this. I hate going into a GW because of all the kids.
I now buy everything online. The store is just a means for GW to spend money on a street presence in lieu of marketing. I don't blame GW as how would you market this thing anyway.
I'm pretty sure GW would have tried for the GoT license but I know that Martin is a pretty business savvy guy and retains his merchandising priveleges so it probably cost them more than it was worth to buy the license.
Martin is not actually as savvy as you'd think. Try for a license and ask what happens with the rights in the event of his death. He's so paranoid of his own mortality that he would cancel the contract right then and there out of anger. I've made mention that I know people in the gaming biz, and one of the guys I know had this issue. A license was being worked on, and when that question arose, he cancelled and the project never started. And it wasn't just about his weight and the surprise he hasn't collapsed under his own skin. Just mortality in general. Any guy can get plowed by a car. But Martin is a first class dick.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
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2016/06/04 17:05:32
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Since when does anyone care what people think? Hell I was in a tamagotchi store with a bunch of teenage girls in a pokemon shirt a couple weeks back. I never once noticed anyone looking at me other then the shop owner who kept asking if I needed help or anything, then after several minutes said if you need anything just call and gave me a phone number.
Btw tamagotchi are these little round key chain things that have little pets or something that you look after. Turns out my wife is not nuts people really do pay crazy prices for them. This one she wants for her birthday a magical witch one is 600$ and you need all 4 to play.
Best way to keep kids out of GW would be pay to play with the tabels. Or make it a 16 + store with adult content put 1 almost nudy magazine on a shelf and boom kids want in and mothers wont let them.... Good mothers I mean.
Editing again since I read a post I need to respond to. No one cares you are in any shop, the only people who look stupid going in are the ones who look like they are doing soemhing wrong. I never once seen a woman say omg he went into that shop or a guy laugh at someone for it. Kust relax and do what ya like people do not care if you do it with confidance. Just like wearing a pink animal shirt he is my favorite character since I was 5 never had anyone comment on it.
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I need to go to work every day.
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2016/06/05 07:20:08
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Great article
I remember doing this when I first got back into the hobby, took a few times walking past before I took the plunge!
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2016/06/05 12:47:57
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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Thebiggesthat wrote:Great article
I remember doing this when I first got back into the hobby, took a few times walking past before I took the plunge!
I'm the same, brother! When I gave up the hobby, it always pained me when I walked past my local GW because I had so loved hanging out there.
I actually completely stopped caring after I had kids for some reason. Whenever I'm back home in the UK, I always visit my old store and it's an absolute joy. Like making up for lost time, in a way.
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2016/06/05 15:44:53
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Freelance Soldier
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2016/06/05 17:23:03
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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Excellent! And yes, I do feel self concious before entering a GW. Will I be spotted? I even felt self conscious browsing for GW bargins in hobbycraft when they used to sell them.
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2016/06/05 17:30:42
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't care what people think of where I shop, as long as the shop itself is friendly.
Nithaniel wrote:I am actually like this. I hate going into a GW because of all the kids.
I now buy everything online. The store is just a means for GW to spend money on a street presence in lieu of marketing. I don't blame GW as how would you market this thing anyway.
I'm pretty sure GW would have tried for the GoT license but I know that Martin is a pretty business savvy guy and retains his merchandising priveleges so it probably cost them more than it was worth to buy the license.
Dark Sword already have the license (based on books).
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2016/06/05 19:36:21
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Posts with Authority
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The Auld Grump
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Kilkrazy wrote:When I was a young boy all my wargames were narratively based because I played with my toy soldiers and vehicles without the use of any rules.
The reason I bought rules and became a real wargamer was because I wanted a properly thought out structure to govern the action instead of just making things up as I went along. |
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2016/06/06 00:07:10
Subject: Re:The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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Meh, I drag my wife in all the time to my usual hobby store. Now we have a 16-month old son, who plays on the Thomas the Tank engine table they have while I browse minis.
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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should." |
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2016/06/06 09:25:01
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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infinite_array wrote:I always enjoy these little pieces.
That said, I'm still surprised that no one ever jumped on the idea of a GoT skirmish game, like GW did with the LotR SBG. And it's probably too late now - once the tv series ends in a couple seasons, its popularity will probably drop right off.
I'm pretty certain that there is some sort of SAGA adaption that can be used. I the guys in my local store were talking about it and starting to build up some forces.
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2016/06/06 09:44:58
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
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I try and drag my mates in if I am in there, make them feel uncomfortable
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2016/06/06 11:55:13
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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NidLifeCrisis wrote:......I actually completely stopped caring after I had kids for some reason.......
Boom, Ain't that the truth!!
I think its the first time you go out with dried baby sick on your shirt, someone points it out and you just shrug and move on to the next task that this happens.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2016/06/06 12:13:05
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I had a similar situation with a guy who didn't want to post pictures in a Warhammer related group, because he thought his coworkers and friends might somehow see it and interpret it wrongly
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2016/06/07 00:20:59
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Dakka Veteran
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Even when I was young I never cared what people thought. But I wasn't into these games back then either.
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2016/06/08 08:38:10
Subject: Re:The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I am not embarrassed of going into a standard cold and dark flgs where standard nerds sit and don't give a feth. GW however, all lit and boxes with their amway stuff and fake enthusiasm is hard to bear.
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From the initial Age of Sigmar news thread, when its "feature" list was first confirmed:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
It's like a train wreck. But one made from two circus trains colliding.
A collosal, terrible, flaming, hysterical train wreck with burning clowns running around spraying it with seltzer bottles while ring masters cry out how everything is fine and we should all come in while the dancing elephants lurch around leaving trails of blood behind them.
How could I look away?
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2016/06/08 10:28:12
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Calculating Commissar
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Yeah, I get put off from going into GW stores because of the GW experience, not in case people see me.
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2016/06/08 12:09:03
Subject: Re:The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster
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Sooo.....I once bought just over £200 of scenery at GW one lunchtime (2x the £100 CoD launch boxes + other stuff). Unfortunately I left my car keys on my desk at work, which I didn't realise until I got to the car. It's broadly a triangle between the car park for work, the office and the GW in that location, with 10 minute walks for the distances.
No, I did not go back to my desk carrying all that scenery, instead, I slid it all under my car, went to my desk, got the car keys, then went and put it in the boot.
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Starbuck: "Why can't we use the starboard launch bays?"
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2016/06/08 12:40:24
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Being married and thoroughly domesticated I have lost interest in anyone else's opinion other than Mrs. SlavetoDorkness. Therefore whenever I need to go to the hobby shop I scream "WHAAAAAAAAAGH!" At the top of my lungs and run in. She usually walks in a few minutes after. Lol
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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
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2016/06/08 13:19:18
Subject: The Daily Mash: "Man Almost Goes Into Games Workshop"
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
London UK
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timetowaste85 wrote: Nithaniel wrote:I am actually like this. I hate going into a GW because of all the kids.
I now buy everything online. The store is just a means for GW to spend money on a street presence in lieu of marketing. I don't blame GW as how would you market this thing anyway.
I'm pretty sure GW would have tried for the GoT license but I know that Martin is a pretty business savvy guy and retains his merchandising priveleges so it probably cost them more than it was worth to buy the license.
Martin is not actually as savvy as you'd think. Try for a license and ask what happens with the rights in the event of his death. He's so paranoid of his own mortality that he would cancel the contract right then and there out of anger. I've made mention that I know people in the gaming biz, and one of the guys I know had this issue. A license was being worked on, and when that question arose, he cancelled and the project never started. And it wasn't just about his weight and the surprise he hasn't collapsed under his own skin. Just mortality in general. Any guy can get plowed by a car. But Martin is a first class dick.
From my interactions I concur with this character assessment. But Damn can he write!
With regards to this topic I'm always drawn back to the episode of Phoneshop where one of the characters street cred is pushed so low that "even the Gamesworkshop nerds" take the piss out of him. I guess I have a hang up for being bullied by everyone (including my wife) for playing toy soldiers. I also have an 18 month old that I'm planning to dress up as a robot and let him stomp on our gaming table as a titan!
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