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2010/03/06 14:07:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
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Use a Squigg as a soccer ball.
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 Iron Predators Space Marines : 1300 Points 
 Iron Warriors Chaos Space Marines: 1000 Points 
W: 1 L: 2 D: 1 |
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2010/03/06 15:04:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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I don't know if anyone has posted this but....
Accept this Commissars offer...
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Fun as it may be........its still a bad idea.
Tell me if this pic doesn't show please......I've never really posted a pic and don't really know how to do it.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 15:05:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
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Munch Munch! wrote:Touch anything in Creed/a DE/a slanneshi/ Nurgle's house. Bad things will happen.
You: "Hey Creed, can i have a can of soda "
Creed: " Sure its in the fridge."
You: Opens Fridge and looks in the Barrel of a Baneblade
You "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Iron Predators Space Marines : 1300 Points
Iron Warriors Chaos Space Marines: 1000 Points
W: 1 L: 2 D: 1 |
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2010/03/06 16:09:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Paladin of the Wall
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Thoug shalt not attemt to fire a space marine bolter as a human, unless though wish it for a free dearming by said bolter.
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1750 Lost Sons space marines  , 1450 guard  , 2500 wab roman army and i have read many horus haresy, inquisitor books
I came, i saw, i ..... wait what was i doing again
"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2010/03/06 18:37:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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@Commissar Nikev: It's not showing. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/06 19:41:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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you should definitely NOT accept this offer.....no matter how happy it makes you or enjoyable it seems!
@Munch Munch! : There you go.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/06 19:49:19
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 19:51:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Whoa.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/06 19:53:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Munch Munch! wrote:Whoa.
Lol yea I know.....but just try not to touch her......remember she has a las-pistol in her hand.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 19:55:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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She isn't a Commissar then. She's on the Market 
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/03/06 20:09:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Ride a squig/guant/ork/juggernaught/ork bike... well, let's just just say don't ride anything.
On a slightly related note: Offer a DE/Slaanesh cultist/Emperor's children Marine/daemonette a piggy-back ride.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/06 20:10:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Gwar! wrote:She isn't a Commissar then. She's on the Market
Rofl!!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 20:18:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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ROFL?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/06 20:22:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Munch Munch! wrote:ROFL?
Rolling on Floor laughing.
ROFL
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 20:28:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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OH! I didn't know. Thanks for the translation.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/06 20:33:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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NO problem comrade!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/06 22:53:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Whoa.
Lol yea I know.....but just try not to touch her......remember she has a las-pistol in her hand.
Yeah but a las-pistol would only give you skin cancer. So you die slowly but atleast you get to remember the experiance.
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2010/03/07 22:26:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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garret wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Whoa.
Lol yea I know.....but just try not to touch her......remember she has a las-pistol in her hand.
Yeah but a las-pistol would only give you skin cancer. So you die slowly but atleast you get to remember the experiance.
ROFL!!!!!! AMAZING POINT!!!!
*ahem* if you'll excuse me gents, I must go visit my female commissar friend. XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/08 06:05:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Commissar NIkev wrote: I must go visit my female commissar friend. XD
What if she has a laspistol AND a power sword. (There goes your weiner!)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/08 06:07:08
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/08 17:38:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Then I tell em to get there collective butts out there because the WAAAAAGH!!! is on!
But a clean WAAAAAGH!!! is a happy WAAAAAGGH!!!
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2010/03/09 04:42:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Screamin' Stormboy
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Cowards! she will bow down before the might of my Heavy bolter, CHARGE!!!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
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"How can we hope to match the speed of lightning? The fury of storms? The power of steel? The answer is simple. We cannot. I advise against this war." - Black Vangaurd Librarian; shortly after a brutal engagment with the Deff Riders |
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2010/03/09 06:40:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Deff Rider Warboss wrote:Cowards! she will bow down before the might of my Heavy bolter, CHARGE!!!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
thats what she said
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/09 17:15:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/10 19:54:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Beard Squig
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Thou shalt not stick a kick me sign to the back of thy friendly dreadnought!
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Life is like a dice, always gurranteed to throw up the worse rolls at the worse possible time! |
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2010/03/10 20:01:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Vishkha wrote:Thou shalt not stick a kick me sign to the back of thy friendly dreadnought!
space marine 1: are you sure we can do this?
space marine 2: of course brother, our power armour will protect us against anything, the emporer protects remember?
space marine 1: thank you brother, FOR THE EMPORER!!!! *kicks the dreadnought and they both run*
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/03/10 21:21:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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Give a box of tissues to some deathguard.
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2010/03/10 21:38:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Pizzathehutt wrote:Give a box of tissues to some deathguard.
Give a Box of Tissues to a Sister Repentia
-Zing-
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/03/10 22:19:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
Ooh! Piece of candy
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Thou shall't not put condoms on thy friendly dreadnoughts exhaust pipes.
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2010/03/10 22:27:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Thou shalt not post "Thou shalt not..." posts
Makes it look like the Ten Commandments were copied from 40k
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/03/10 22:32:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
Ooh! Piece of candy
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aka_tizz wrote:Thou shalt not post "Thou shalt not..." posts
Makes it look like the Ten Commandments were copied from 40k
How is that a bad thing...?
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2010/03/10 22:35:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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I didn't say it was. The twist of it just sounded funny to me
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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