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2010/03/17 07:46:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Get this thread locked.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/03/18 07:20:00
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/18 04:37:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Hug the Unyuufex..... 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/03/18 04:39:27
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/18 05:18:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
My other Penthouse is a Padded Room.
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ask your commisar if holding your ground is really necessary...
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Dogma: Han Solo was a mercenary, who had his desire for money overcome by a desire for ass. |
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2010/03/19 01:56:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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YOU HERETIC!  Yell at a Commissar, "Make hersey! Not YOU!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/19 01:57:43
16k of Space Marines!  http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/280380.page
3k of Wanderers!  http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/428209.page#3882167 COMMENT ON THIS ONE! I am working on it most!
"Love. Can know all the math in the 'verse but take a boat in the air that you don't love? She'll shake you off just as sure as a turn in the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home."
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Robert Benchley: It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
"Parkour belongs to the ones who live it, not the ones who want to live thanks to it"
Paul Merton: I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Jean Kerr:I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? |
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2010/03/19 19:34:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Say "May the force be with you." to a librarian.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/03/20 01:43:16
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
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*looks at a librarian*
May the force be with you!
*runs far far away*
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/03/20 17:05:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Jonas brothers, Jedward.
Enough said.
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2010/03/21 03:40:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Never just stop in the middle of a firefight as a Guardsmen, walk out into the center for all to see, and break out in dance while singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance! No one will join you so don't try it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/21 03:54:14
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/21 04:23:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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become a guardsman, take of your armour, walk into the middle of the fiercest fighting and yell "BEHOLD! I AM THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF MANKIND! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!"
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/21 04:56:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kriel Warrior
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Give a Blood Letter a titty twister.
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Warmachine/Hordes Battle Reports
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2010/03/21 07:03:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Tell your fellow Inquisitor about the slannesh girl who winked at you.....
argue with a Dreadnought
ask a noismarine to sing....
Ask a farseer what youre thinking
tell khorne you have a big head
Deny a SOB
throw birdfeed at Captain Shrike(I......he wll kill you)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/21 07:07:51
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/21 19:39:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
Lover of Mat Ward
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liquidjoshi wrote:Jonas brothers, Jedward.
Enough said.
Yeah lol, agreed.  tutti fruity.
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2010/03/21 21:14:33
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Prisoner of the Talos
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Mr. Mayhem wrote:Give a Blood Letter a titty twister.
Give anyone a titty twister.
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2010/03/24 20:40:42
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Caelun Niveus wrote:Mr. Mayhem wrote:Give a Blood Letter a titty twister.
Give anyone a titty twister.
Give an SOB a titty twister
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If Warhammer has taught me anything, it is that anything and everything can be solved by violence.
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2010/03/25 00:06:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Joined: 2009/10/05 04:59:55
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Ask you local quartermaster for a power fist so that you can give someone a titty twister.
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Those with power over their peers will fight to keep it
Lord Harrab wrote:"Gimme back my leg-bone! *wack* Ow, don't hit me with it!" commonly uttered by Guardsman when in close combat with Orks.
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2010/03/25 01:01:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Space Wolves Thrall
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Don't give a Mawloc a tooth exam.
NEVER tell a Blood Angel with shiny armour that he reminds you of Edward Cullen. hahaha
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"We may be few, and our enemies many. Yet so long as there remains one of us still fighting, one who still rages in the name of justice and truth, then by the Allfather, the galaxy shall yet know hope." Ragnar Blackmane  |
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2010/03/25 20:06:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Never just stop in the middle of a firefight as a Guardsmen, walk out into the center for all to see, and break out in dance while singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance! No one will join you so don't try it.
Bonus points if no Imperial forces are involved in said firefight.
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Q: How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Emperor IS MY LIGHT!!!
Azezel wrote:I believe they've tried that. thirteen times in fact... Fourteen if you count that Horus thing.
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2010/03/25 22:49:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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listen to black metal
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2010/03/25 23:25:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Lupe wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Never just stop in the middle of a firefight as a Guardsmen, walk out into the center for all to see, and break out in dance while singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance! No one will join you so don't try it.
Bonus points if no Imperial forces are involved in said firefight.
ROFLMAO XD!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/25 23:40:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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MAO?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/26 01:55:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off. ROFLMAO.....
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off. ROFLMAO.....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/26 01:56:19
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/26 02:00:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Sorry, I'm not that hip. 
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/03/26 02:42:24
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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^.^ Its okay...I've heard words that I was confused with.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/03/26 03:34:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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Do anything with anyone/thing bearing ANY marks of Chaos.
Do anything with Tyranids/Orks
Be a human anywhere, anytime.
Ask that Chaos Lord/Necron Lord/Space Marine/Imperial Commissar to join the greater good.
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2010/03/26 10:40:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Master Llyons wrote:Ask that Chaos Lord/Necron Lord/Space Marine/Imperial Commissar to join the greater good.
AND tell them it doesn't fit their opinion of it
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Could you be there
'cause I'm the one who waits for you
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2010/03/26 17:52:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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Tell a Sob to make love not war
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2010/03/26 18:18:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Fall in love with a Sob.
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2010/03/26 22:13:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Outraged Witness
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Feed fiber supplements to your squiggoth(BOOM).
Create a cult worshipping a giant nerd who can use their sacred modelling clippers to destroy all who do not join.
Break the fourth wall in any way, in fact.
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CHEESE FTW
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2010/03/27 00:33:55
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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[DCM]
My other Penthouse is a Padded Room.
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never tell an Ethereal "We should put it to a vote" after he tells you to do something
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Dogma: Han Solo was a mercenary, who had his desire for money overcome by a desire for ass. |
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2010/03/27 06:47:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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joke about heresy with a Grey Knight
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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