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**happypants**

Nothing kills good literature better than studying it to death.

**nyarlathotep667**

We don't need no education!

**Arioc**

Remember kids: Just Say No!

**malfred**

I hope she goes far away
She better go far away

**happypants**

??? Who is that?

**malfred**

It's the violent femmes. The song is called Old Mother Reagan.

**happypants**

How do you deal with pansies? With a MANLY MAN!

**Drake_Marcus**

Ha! He's got nothing on Arnold's symetry and proportions!

A brilliant movie- the "Snakes on a Plane" of 1990.

**malfred**

These kids pwn Arnold's acting.

**nyarlathotep667**

Proof that no amount of acting classes can help some people act:

**Drake_Marcus**

What? But this was just a brilliant movie

Wasn't it? Hahahaha no I'm just kidding- I'm well aware of who directed it.

**Kid_Kyoto**

All too easy

**nyarlathotep667**

Old Isokuru was shot down by a P-38 Lightning like the one above.

And shame on you Drake for dragging out that atrocity of a war movie! I don't know if it was that film, or Gigli which sealed his fate as being an actor that can't act...

**Kid_Kyoto**

Lightning ay?

**Drake_Marcus**

I had to bring it out- it's so bad that you should know just so you can avoid anything else Brockhiemer or Bay does. God I hate those two.

**nyarlathotep667**

Bruckheimer has at least produced a few excellent films (Black Hawk Down... uh, ok, one good film). Nevermind. Good god has he produced a lot of turds. I knew turdular films were that Bay could squeeze out. He's like an american Uwe Boll. Worse even, as Boll at least revels in his craptacularness like some modern day Ed Wood, but Bay actually thinks he's making "art". Ugh. It's like his "The Island" interviews he was all "I thought I'd like to make a nice summer popcorn movie!" Durr, like he makes anything else.

Anyhow, what to take down the F-22? I bring you the future of air combat, the unmanned robotic fighter:

**The Crawling Chaos**

There's no way your robot plane can outfly this pilot from a Bruckheimer movie!

**Kid_Kyoto**

wow we've got a few obscure ones in without any kids coming in to day 'grandpa what's the old Japanese guy for'. This'll get 'em.

**The Crawling Chaos**

Bruckheimer's got nothing on Hubbard.

**malfred**

Image not showing?

**nyarlathotep667**

I believe what my Dakka doppleganger was trying to show us was this:

Battlefield Earth, one of the most singularly craptastic films to ever contain A-list actors.

But, believe it or not, there IS worse. Oh yes, I give the...

The Adventures of Pluto Nash! Worst box office bomb in history! (I think...)

**malfred**

How about...3 billion dollars?

**happypants**

Only love can stop war.

**malfred**

**nyarlathotep667**

**Kid_Kyoto**

yeah cold sore cream is nice but sometimes you just need:

**The Crawling Chaos**

**The Crawling Chaos**

Oh yeah, and my previous picture was in fact Battlefield Earth. Good call.

**nyarlathotep667**

Well, mr. Superbug, I give you:

Bacteriophages! Enjoy your bacteria killing virus, superbug, it's gonna be the death of ya!

**malfred**

Professor Ray Palmer! Go The Atom, go!