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thehod
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I saw this done on blackmesa forums and i decided to add it her to cuz it rocks.It's something like Finish the Sentence and Word Association threads but not that easy cuz it actually takes some thought to find a good picture
Here's the way it goes:

1. I will post a picture
2. The next person must then post another picture that beats or destroys the previous picture.
3. Repeat step 2 on to infinity.

A few quick rules.

1. You can't blow up the world...without a suitable device.
2. You may not invoke the power of God. That just leads to problems when people try to destroy God.
3. If you post, post a picture with your comment. Try to avoid posts of just commentary.
4. No generic guns unless you come up with a gun that trumps the first one.
5. Keep the 40K related stuff to a minimum.

I'll start:


Will throw games for free food

Dave: You Spent your 40K money on Filipino hookers
Hod: They're not hookers they're massage therapists
Kenny: They will massage your man for money I think they call that hooker
Hod: YOUR A HOOKER!!



Adepticon 2007: 40K Codicier "I have no Life" Champion


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GrimTeef
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Kid_Kyoto
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this should probably be moved to the Survior forum which should be home to all games.

much funnier


Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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Jester
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'

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Yeah.


"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde
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Drake_Marcus
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I've move the thread to the Survivor Games forum... 

And I invoke the holy one:


"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO
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Kid_Kyoto
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Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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happypants
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This is the best game ever!

Drano doesn't exactly scream "toy" to me.

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Kid_Kyoto
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Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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Drake_Marcus
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Robo camel rider for the win:


"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "

--Glaive Company CO
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Kid_Kyoto
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robots ay?


Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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Arioc
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When small robots fail and puny superheroes get in the way, all you need is...a bigger robot!


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The Crawling Chaos
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The answer to this guy is obvious-
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SetantaSilvermane
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What the Man givith, the Man may taketh away.
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Kid_Kyoto
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Ah he stole everything from this guy:

Both Alan Moore and Mark Waid agree he's God.


Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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GrimTeef
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But both Kirby and Lee would be nowhere if it wasn't for these 2 gentlemen:

 

Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, creators of Superman!


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happypants
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Easy one... Kryptonite

Drano doesn't exactly scream "toy" to me.

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Arioc
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Lead blocks Kryptonite!


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The Crawling Chaos
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Alchemists can turn base lead into shiny gold!
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Anung Un Rama
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel

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well, since such thing as alchemy is obviously witchcraft, we are in need of an
INQUISITOR!

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Grot 6 wrote:
Why would anyone buy that crap when half of the parts will be missing, and the other half will be miscast?
stonefox wrote: Sounds like Forgeworld.

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Me_Person
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He kind of ended illogical punishment... or at least told other people not to use it 

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Anung Un Rama
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who's that guy, and how can I kill him?

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Grot 6 wrote:
Why would anyone buy that crap when half of the parts will be missing, and the other half will be miscast?
stonefox wrote: Sounds like Forgeworld.

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Me_Person
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His name is Cesare Becarria. He wrote On Crimes and Punishment an essay that was very influencial in his contemporary governments, particularily the recently founded American government.

I dont know how I would kill him... mabey with a picture of a statue of him? you dont get a monument till you's dead!

Or we could just pretend I never posted that picture and I could post a much easier one that would take this in a cool direction.

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I think they'll take care of him quite handiy.

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GrimTeef
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only one way to stop hundreds of ninjas...

With one giant ninja robot!


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The Crawling Chaos
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Robots don't like electromagnetic pulse weapons.
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Arioc
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countered by...power outage!


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Kid_Kyoto
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AMISH ARE IMMUNE!


Kyoto-san was a humble government worker. Everyday he shuffled
from his house to the embassy, bearing documents to be signed by
great public officials promising big promises between his native land
(so far away) and "the Red Land" (where all government officials learn
their trade). He did not meet the eyes of those that signed or sent him
with orders to get signed. His eyes remained low, bowed, respectful,
and Kyoto-san only ever saw the folded hands, the desks, and the
feet of those men in power above him.

In this way, Kyoto-san lived. - Malfred
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nyarlathotep667
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Random power outages got you down? Slack jawed yokel with backhoes can't see the clear "do not dig" markings? Local power grid overloaded? Frequnent electrical storms? Fret not! For I give you the amazing device that is the Diesel Backup Power Generator!


OT Zone: A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany
The Loyal Slave learns to Love the Lash!
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The Crawling Chaos
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Who cares about power outages if you've got batteries?
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The Crawling Chaos
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D'oh! Too late.
 
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