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2014/09/11 12:33:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. They come to your execution.
I wish that I was a God.
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2014/09/11 15:42:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Granted you are the God of Mosquitoes.
I wish I would have ordered my Kroxigor earlier in the week....
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1500 (10-3-0) (7thEd)
1850 (2-1-0) (7thEd)
2000 (1-0-0) (7thEd)
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2014/09/13 02:23:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, you ordered your Kroxigor earlier in the week. Unfortunately, it gets mixed up with a mobster's package.
You eventually receive a head in a box that's filled with drugs. The mob is now after you.
I wish my birthday this Sunday is nice.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/13 04:52:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted... but it's your last!
I wish my **** was bigger.
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2014/09/14 00:15:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Granted. But you also get erectile dysfunction. I wish for world peace.
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2014/09/14 05:13:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, Mar experiences world peace as their leaders shift blame onto Earth. The marians are coming.
I wish I could have awesome dreams when ever I wanted.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/14 10:32:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but you forget them immediately.
I wish I could stop procrastinating again.
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They/them
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2014/09/15 03:30:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You stop procastinating and begin to be legarthic instead.
I wish for some awesome.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/09/15 04:23:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, you get some awesome. Then you lose it in a knife-fight with your mother.
I wish for a +7 Holy Avenger sword for my paladin.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/15 05:36:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. Then he gets swarmed by mindshackle scarabs which force him to commit Seppuku.
I wish the Fortress of Redemption didn't take so long to paint.
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2014/09/16 05:16:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted. I dump a bucket of orange paint on it. Done.
I wish I was creepier in real life.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/16 07:25:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are extra creepy. You are shunned, then burned at the stake.
I wish for a match.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/09/16 13:56:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, it's lighting the gas/petrol soaked pyre you're standing on.
I wish to create Kentucky Fried snurl.
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2014/09/16 20:11:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but the Kentucky Fried snurl Kentucky-fries you.
I wish I could remember to wish for something.
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2014/09/16 20:55:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, you wish to be violated by tentacles.
I wish for Kentucky Tentacle Violated Sgt_Smudge.
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2014/09/17 03:52:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, but it costs you your arm and leg.
I wish I had BBQ sauce to go with this arm and leg I bought.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/17 05:42:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, but it gives you the worst case of food poisoning in the world.
I wish I had better bandwidth where I'm living.
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40k is 111% science.
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2014/09/17 06:09:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Granted, but Pirate Bay and porn sites are blocked by ISP.
I wish George R. R. Martin would write faster.
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DR:80-S++G+M-B---I+Pw40k#10++D+A++++/cWD-R+++T(T)DM+
(Grey Knights 4500+) (Eldar 4000+ Pts) (Tyranids 3000 Pts) (Tau 3000 Pts) (Imperial Guard 3500 Pts) (Doom Eagles 3000 Pts) (Orks 3000+ Pts) (Necrons 2500 Pts) (Daemons 2000) (Sisters of Battle 2000) (2 Imperial Knights) |
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2014/09/17 10:13:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. His speed increases to a blur, but he keels over and dies before completing anything.
I wish for a copy of Space Hulk.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/09/17 16:41:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Granted: You're now the proud owner of Marvel's new game Hulk in Space. Worst rating on Meta critic ever.
I wish for a less clunky 40k system.
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DR:80-S++G+M-B---I+Pw40k#10++D+A++++/cWD-R+++T(T)DM+
(Grey Knights 4500+) (Eldar 4000+ Pts) (Tyranids 3000 Pts) (Tau 3000 Pts) (Imperial Guard 3500 Pts) (Doom Eagles 3000 Pts) (Orks 3000+ Pts) (Necrons 2500 Pts) (Daemons 2000) (Sisters of Battle 2000) (2 Imperial Knights) |
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2014/09/17 16:49:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. It becomes so easy to play that all the COD babies and whiny kids flood in and make it unplayable due to saturation of WAAC players.
I wish I could actually write the novel in my head.
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2014/09/17 20:18:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Granted, but you write it in Ancient Latin, and you can't understand it.
I wish for a haircut.
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2014/09/18 00:08:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, but the bill for the cut is 1,000,000 pounds.
I wish I had a super power.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/09/18 04:31:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. You now turn everything you touch into M&M's
I wish I won the lottery
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2014/09/18 06:21:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But before you can cash your ticket you are mugged and lose it.
I wish for some comfortable shoes.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/09/18 08:29:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, but you're feet get blown off by an IED before you get to wear them.
I wish I were Death, Destroyer of Worlds.
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40k is 111% science.
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2014/09/18 11:01:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are Death, Destroyer of Worlds. But you still have to mow the lawn, go to school, and watch your baby sister while mums at work.
I wish for less drama.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/09/18 11:06:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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Granted. No one teaches Drama anymore in the entire world and all actors/ actresses are gak. Every movie, tv show or visual media with actors and actresses becomes cringe-worthy 24/7.
I wish GW dropped their prices by at least 90%
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2014/09/18 23:07:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Granted. GW reduces all prices and simultaneously casts everything in a cheap form of glass for extreme frailty.
I wish that I was mentally unstable.
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"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+ |
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2014/09/19 02:56:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You drool a lot, everyone calls you Spazz, and you have an un-natural fear of soap.
I wish Hollywood would make a movie about the battle at Prokhorovka.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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