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Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted. They come to your execution.

I wish that I was a God.

   
Made in us
Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine




Downers Grove, IL

Granted you are the God of Mosquitoes.

I wish I would have ordered my Kroxigor earlier in the week....

1500 (10-3-0) (7thEd)
1850 (2-1-0) (7thEd)
2000 (1-0-0) (7thEd)

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted, you ordered your Kroxigor earlier in the week. Unfortunately, it gets mixed up with a mobster's package.

You eventually receive a head in a box that's filled with drugs. The mob is now after you.

I wish my birthday this Sunday is nice.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted... but it's your last!

I wish my **** was bigger.

   
Made in nl
Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






Granted. But you also get erectile dysfunction.

I wish for world peace.

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Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted, Mar experiences world peace as their leaders shift blame onto Earth. The marians are coming.

I wish I could have awesome dreams when ever I wanted.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Granted, but you forget them immediately.

I wish I could stop procrastinating again.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You stop procastinating and begin to be legarthic instead.

I wish for some awesome.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted, you get some awesome. Then you lose it in a knife-fight with your mother.

I wish for a +7 Holy Avenger sword for my paladin.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted. Then he gets swarmed by mindshackle scarabs which force him to commit Seppuku.

I wish the Fortress of Redemption didn't take so long to paint.

   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted. I dump a bucket of orange paint on it. Done.

I wish I was creepier in real life.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are extra creepy. You are shunned, then burned at the stake.

I wish for a match.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

Granted, it's lighting the gas/petrol soaked pyre you're standing on.

I wish to create Kentucky Fried snurl.
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Granted, but the Kentucky Fried snurl Kentucky-fries you.

I wish I could remember to wish for something.

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They/them

 
   
Made in us
Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

Granted, you wish to be violated by tentacles.

I wish for Kentucky Tentacle Violated Sgt_Smudge.
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted, but it costs you your arm and leg.

I wish I had BBQ sauce to go with this arm and leg I bought.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Granted, but it gives you the worst case of food poisoning in the world.
I wish I had better bandwidth where I'm living.

40k is 111% science.
 
   
Made in us
Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






Granted, but Pirate Bay and porn sites are blocked by ISP.

I wish George R. R. Martin would write faster.


DR:80-S++G+M-B---I+Pw40k#10++D+A++++/cWD-R+++T(T)DM+
(Grey Knights 4500+) (Eldar 4000+ Pts) (Tyranids 3000 Pts) (Tau 3000 Pts) (Imperial Guard 3500 Pts) (Doom Eagles 3000 Pts) (Orks 3000+ Pts) (Necrons 2500 Pts) (Daemons 2000) (Sisters of Battle 2000) (2 Imperial Knights) 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. His speed increases to a blur, but he keels over and dies before completing anything.

I wish for a copy of Space Hulk.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stealthy Space Wolves Scout






Granted: You're now the proud owner of Marvel's new game Hulk in Space. Worst rating on Meta critic ever.

I wish for a less clunky 40k system.


DR:80-S++G+M-B---I+Pw40k#10++D+A++++/cWD-R+++T(T)DM+
(Grey Knights 4500+) (Eldar 4000+ Pts) (Tyranids 3000 Pts) (Tau 3000 Pts) (Imperial Guard 3500 Pts) (Doom Eagles 3000 Pts) (Orks 3000+ Pts) (Necrons 2500 Pts) (Daemons 2000) (Sisters of Battle 2000) (2 Imperial Knights) 
   
Made in jp
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted. It becomes so easy to play that all the COD babies and whiny kids flood in and make it unplayable due to saturation of WAAC players.

I wish I could actually write the novel in my head.

   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Granted, but you write it in Ancient Latin, and you can't understand it.

I wish for a haircut.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Granted, but the bill for the cut is 1,000,000 pounds.

I wish I had a super power.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in jp
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted. You now turn everything you touch into M&M's

I wish I won the lottery

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. But before you can cash your ticket you are mugged and lose it.

I wish for some comfortable shoes.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Granted, but you're feet get blown off by an IED before you get to wear them.
I wish I were Death, Destroyer of Worlds.

40k is 111% science.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are Death, Destroyer of Worlds. But you still have to mow the lawn, go to school, and watch your baby sister while mums at work.

I wish for less drama.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Granted. No one teaches Drama anymore in the entire world and all actors/ actresses are gak. Every movie, tv show or visual media with actors and actresses becomes cringe-worthy 24/7.

I wish GW dropped their prices by at least 90%

   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Indiana

Granted. GW reduces all prices and simultaneously casts everything in a cheap form of glass for extreme frailty.

I wish that I was mentally unstable.

"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+ 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You drool a lot, everyone calls you Spazz, and you have an un-natural fear of soap.

I wish Hollywood would make a movie about the battle at Prokhorovka.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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