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Granted! You can only speak Siamese Cat.

I wish for a better charger.

Granted, your ID is stolen and people charge your account at stores that are thrifty.

I wish I could buy Warlord Games' horns of the buffalo set.

Granted, you could buy it, but you decide to buy some other bright shiny thing from them instead.
(they do have a huge amount of bright shiny things there)

I wish for moar bright shiny things from Warlord Games.

Granted, you have as many things from Warlord Games as you want but you have to work for them so hard that you don't have time to paint them or play with them.

I wish I could come up with interesting wish.

Granted. i will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for the internet to be safer and for all porn sites to die.

Granted, but you are then sexually assaulted by a mob of porn-deprived geeks.

I wish Maelstrom's Edge was in 1/35 scale.

Granted, the game is in 1/35 scale and the Kickstarter fails because no one wants 1/35 scale wargames.

I wish warhammer 9th succeeds as a skirmish game.

Granted. It's very popular.

I wish to corrupt and deny more wishes.

Granted, you can do nothing but corrupt and deny wishes.

I wish Trevor Phillips was in Game of Thrones.

Granted he has a bit part as a random guy who gets cut down by the White Walkers. It happens so fast you can't see it unless you go frame by frame.


I wish that KaptainBadrukk would actually corrupt wishes like people are supposed to do in this thread, instead of what he has been doing.

Granted, but his corruptions are so downright nasty all the players regequit.

I wish for supper soon.

Granted. It tastes terrible.

I wish for a new credit card.

Granted, you get a new credit card. It belongs to your neighbor and you are sentenced to jail for identity theft.

I wish wishes were wished and corrupted and not wished they were wished and not corrupted.

Granted. You wish.

I wish all my other crap was done so I could get back to painting figures.

Granted, but you have no figures to paint.

I wish I was far,far less lazy than I am.

Granted. You have nothing to do.

I wish for a phaser.

No wish. You are sent to the 9th circle of hell and forced to endure the torment of a billion slappy fish for the same amnount of years.

I wish for a front row seat to watch Badrukk being tormented.

Granted. You are repeatedly soaked in his body fluids, much like an old Gallagher Sledge'O Matic routine.

I wish for a laser pointer.

Granted. It's an electric one.

I wish for the big red button.

Granted. It does nothing.

I wish that my 7th Ed rulebook cover wasn't scratched by my cat.

Granted. It was eaten by your dog.

I wish for it to rain all day.

I don't have a dog.

Granted. It rains all day in Pakistan.

I wish for no more Helium shortage.

Granted. There's a hydrogen shortage instead.

I wish for citadel finecast.

Granted. You get a dog. It is made from Citadel Finecast.

I wish Citadel Finecast was cheaper and better quality as it was promised to be.

Granted. It is called finercast.

I wish I could go to my local gaming store.

Granted. it's closed.

I wish to have already done all my revision.

Granted. But you forgot to save it.

I wish for more gaming time.

Granted, but all you play is Craphammer £40,000.

I wish I didn't have to sneeze.

Granted. You didn't have to sneeze but you did anyway.

I wish to play more Metamorphasis Alpha.