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2015/03/03 18:55:29
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
Calixis sector / Screaming Vortex
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So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT?
The CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT keeps popping up.
Is this a meme?
Why?
I don't get the joke guys
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CSM
Militarum Tempestus
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2015/03/03 19:04:07
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Preacher of the Emperor
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It's the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and it's pretty much the best miniature that Forge World has ever made. I think CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a pretty cool guy. Eh purgs xenos and doesn't afraid of anything.
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2015/03/03 19:09:12
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Tunneling Trygon
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It's a unit from Forge World for the Imperial Guard. 35 Transport Capacity, Land Raider price, Leman Russ AV stats, Superheavy but 12" movement. As for the meme side, I don't know. I don't follow that crap.
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2015/03/03 19:42:47
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A guy on this forum was asking about how to use it properly, but he simply copypasted the all-caps name from Forge World, and people jokingly followed suit.
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2015/03/03 19:46:49
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Humorless Arbite
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Love the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Be the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT RANSPORT
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2015/03/03 19:57:28
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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2015/03/03 20:12:44
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Regular Dakkanaut
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For some reason, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in the above image looks more like a DERPY METAL FROG to me...
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2015/03/03 20:17:41
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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With this thread I summon Purplefood and all CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT pictures.
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Brb learning to play.
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2015/03/03 20:19:30
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is love. CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is life. Explanation from tvtropes.org: CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT: Reached memetic status on DakkaDakka, originating in this thread where the poster seemed to have just copy-pasted the model's title from Forge World's website. Thanks to the rest of the posters in the thread also typing its name in ALL CAPS, the tank rapidly became a Memetic Badass.
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2015/03/03 20:21:55
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Which also brings up the discussion of what you could put in it in 7th and how the (2 maybe) edition changes have affected the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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Brb learning to play.
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2015/03/03 20:24:14
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
England
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What should you put in it? Your love and eternal affection.
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2015/03/03 20:24:23
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation
Calixis sector / Screaming Vortex
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Yeah, did that. Giggled a bit, but still didn't get it :(
I also tried 1d4chan, lexicanum and the 40k wiki, but they didn't have anything. That was predictable from the last two, but 1d4chan's lack did surprise me.
That's why I asked.
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2015/03/03 20:25:47
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Fixture of Dakka
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mr. peasant wrote:
For some reason, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in the above image looks more like a DERPY METAL FROG to me...
omg. That's exactly what I thought. Kermit meets Commissar. Who in their right mind would buy such an ugly model, hahaha
Edit -- The top view isn't much better. Looks like Frog meets Turtle:
And the side view looks like a slug:
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2015/03/03 20:29:57
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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You dare insult our lord and savior the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
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2015/03/03 20:35:31
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Ist krieg.
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2015/03/03 20:50:40
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Preacher of the Emperor
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2015/03/03 20:58:09
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Humorless Arbite
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I have arrived, and it is now that I perform my charge.
In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the heretic Talys and his opinion.
I hereby sign the death warrant of all who support his view and consign untold souls to oblivion.
May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
The Emperor Protects.
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2015/03/03 21:09:58
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Regular Dakkanaut
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SharkoutofWata wrote:It's a unit from Forge World for the Imperial Guard. 35 Transport Capacity, Land Raider price, Leman Russ AV stats, Superheavy but 12" movement.
As for the meme side, I don't know. I don't follow that crap.
It's pretty simple, really.
At this point, all 40K memes pretty much revolve around shouting out something in ALL CAPS; especially when said something involves the Astra Militar- "HERESY!" *BLAM* Imperial Guard! ALL HAIL CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!
It doesn't even have to make sense or context to be lulzy. You can just throw it up there without warning like you're some sort of tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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2015/03/03 21:54:00
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
octarius.Lets krump da bugs!
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CREEEEEEEDDDD!!!!is here? Just. As. Planned.
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Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an! |
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2015/03/03 21:58:32
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Is that... Pony heresy stamp?
Heresy!
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a |
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2015/03/03 22:04:28
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Martial Arts Fiday
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I think you can transport Space Corridors or Industrial Towers in it. Or a certain greyscale bike marine...
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2015/03/03 22:09:36
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Humorless Arbite
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Haha, glad someone noticed
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2015/03/03 22:09:44
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
octarius.Lets krump da bugs!
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The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is Alpharius.That is what it is.Alpharius.So is CREEEEDDDDD!!!!! And VANCE MOTHERFETHING STUBBS.All.Alpharius.
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Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an! |
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2015/03/03 22:15:40
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Drakhun
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There is no such thing as a CRASSUS.ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, there is merely Sly Marbo without a shirt.
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2015/03/03 22:23:37
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I'm loving this thread already.
All thats missing now are the Angry Marines. And the Pretty Marines. And the Reasonable Marines.
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2015/03/03 22:37:29
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Abel
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What you need to understand about the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, is this:
When the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is shot with a meltagun, you roll to wound against the model that shot the meltagun.
If, and I do mean IF, a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is ever shot at and hit by an enemy vehicle, you roll on the vehicle penetration chart for the vehicle that just shot at the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
You cannot engage a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in melee. Any model that tries to charge a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT must first take a leadership test. Fearless models automatically pass and only suffer a wound. Models that fail the leadership test are removed from the game. If they pass? Each model in the charging unit takes an automatic wound. If they save that wound, remove them from play anyways. No one assaults a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT never rolls for difficult terrain. Terrain is simply removed from the table when the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT moves within 1" of it.
The rulebook says the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has a transport capacity of 35. This is wrong. Any model my embark onto a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT; they must first declare the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT their Lord and Savior, and prior to disembarking, must declare their undying love for the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
These are the basics of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. You should be able to figure out the rest.
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2015/03/03 22:55:10
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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mr. peasant wrote:
For some reason, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in the above image looks more like a DERPY METAL FROG to me...
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2015/03/04 02:26:24
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Some say that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT can easily be hidden in long grass by Creed.
oh, and "one does not simply kill a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT" how long before that appears? :]
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2015/03/04 02:32:24
Subject: Re:So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Tamwulf wrote:What you need to understand about the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, is this:
When the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is shot with a meltagun, you roll to wound against the model that shot the meltagun.
If, and I do mean IF, a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is ever shot at and hit by an enemy vehicle, you roll on the vehicle penetration chart for the vehicle that just shot at the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
You cannot engage a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in melee. Any model that tries to charge a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT must first take a leadership test. Fearless models automatically pass and only suffer a wound. Models that fail the leadership test are removed from the game. If they pass? Each model in the charging unit takes an automatic wound. If they save that wound, remove them from play anyways. No one assaults a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT never rolls for difficult terrain. Terrain is simply removed from the table when the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT moves within 1" of it.
The rulebook says the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has a transport capacity of 35. This is wrong. Any model my embark onto a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT; they must first declare the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT their Lord and Savior, and prior to disembarking, must declare their undying love for the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
These are the basics of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. You should be able to figure out the rest.
Quick, someone edit this onto a dataslate
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2015/03/04 02:34:05
Subject: So WTF is a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT???
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Fixture of Dakka
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No need to.... *puts on shades*
BLAME THE VICTIM!!!
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