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PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

tau_etheral — GMT

Those en people are killing warhammer 40k. we must stop people who think this game should have peace and cuteness... oh great. they are murdering it i mean the name has war and hammer i mean really here are some pics for example. what do you think we should do with the people who would see warhammer 40k as a game of peice

ugh

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Huffy — GMT

its really not a big deal those pics are for comic relief

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lord of the ghosts — GMT

no no no no NOOOOOO
HELLO KITTY IS GOING TO DESTROY A GAME THAT HAS
been here since 1980
dude WH40K is not going to die

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Vindicator#9 — GMT

Whoa take a chill pill man like said before just comic relief. Sometimes people make fun of stuff they like. Similar to the girl you picked on in school because you really liked her.

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Miguelsan — GMT

Somebody visited 4chan I guess.
Don´t worry mate go back to official material only for a while and soon the extragrimdark will get this stuff out of your body

M.

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warpcrafter — GMT

RESPECT THE GRIMDARK!!! RESPECT IT!!!

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Ridcully — GMT

What's cute about those earrings? Those are good earrings.

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Brother SRM — GMT

Sperg sperg sperg 4chan 4chan 4chan.

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salamander man — GMT

I need to make an army of those cow marines lol.

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

I would totally watch The Real World 40k. That would have the potential for so much lulz.

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DarkHound — GMT

Wait, this is the new 40k Humor thread! Go go!

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Shadowbrand — GMT

I had Dark Eldar over at my house once.

Good times.......

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

lol, I fail to see how this "kills" it.

For if it does, than any major event that has happened in the world is dead and buried as well, and it still doesn't make a difference.

ANOTHER HUMOR THREAD

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/16/633780646344363720-nekkidchicks.jpg[/img]

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Valhallan42nd — GMT

Trolling troll is trolly.

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Cryonicleech — GMT

Idiocy is killing this thread!

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DarkHound — GMT

Yaaargh!

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H.B.M.C. — GMT

Real World 40K is hilarious.

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

I would watch it

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Platuan4th — GMT

I'd hit it.

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Eos Rahh — GMT

werid..i keep coming across more and more 40k jewlry. I guess more ladies are getting into the game...or more men........ <.<

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Persephone 66 — GMT

I want some 40k jewlery.

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hawkeye — GMT

[quote=Cryonicleech]Idiocy is killing this thread![/quote]

Killing it? It was born from it.

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Obsidian — GMT

The phoenix has arisan but don't cont on it being here for long!

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

TSOALR is pure win. The funniest WH40k web comic ever.

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Canonness Rory — GMT

Warhammer 40k wasn't meant to be serious when first drafted.
case in point: Orks.

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Persephone 66 — GMT

I think Orks are cute.

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Obsidian — GMT

MAAAAD BOYZZZ!!!
You gotta love 'em.

Also Join the Guard

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/55119-Humour%2C%20Imperial%20Recruitment.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/9/23/55119_sm-Humour%2C%20Imperial%20Recruitment.jpg[/img][/url]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

LOL

BTW, Da Real Wurld 40k wasn't just a one off thing. I think there are some comics of it on deviantart.

Out of those top pictures, the only really disturbing one was the second one.

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Boss 'eadbreaka — GMT

Lissen up good ya stinkin 'umies!
Those gitz dat make fun of a great and myteh 'obby should be crushed an stomped and ground up and shot and fed to da squigz!
"Cept 'a course dem gitz dat to da real world 40k, dey know wat ta do so leave em alone or I'll smash an bash and stomp on ya so hard dat da Snotlings will tower over ya like a Gargant!

I rest me case.

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Tim the Biovore — GMT

Boss 'eadbreaka has been taken over by a drug addicted grot! What is the big deal about making jokes involving 40k. What is the difference between a gamer who makes jokes and one who doesn't? One has friends and the other is a life long virgin.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Jokes = Getting laid?

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chromedog — GMT

Jokes
>

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Getting laid is much easier all it involves is bad judgement....

[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/14tsju8.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

"The Key to instant romantic sucess? Lower your standards."

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Obsidian — GMT

Quick I don’t think the Modquisition is looking.

There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a… *BANG*

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n0t_u — GMT

The Ordo Hereticus has decreed that the story about the black and white space marine riding a black and white bike should not be repeated or mentioned under threat of summary execution.

[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5657/heresystamp.png[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/30/Commissar_Surfing.jpg[/img]

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covenant84 — GMT

[quote=tau_etheral]Those en people are killing warhammer 40k. we must stop people who think this game should have peace and cuteness... oh great. they are murdering it i mean the name has war and hammer i mean really here are some pics for example. what do you think we should do with the people who would see warhammer 40k as a game of peice
ugh[/quote]

Says you with a war filled avatar depciting decapi.... hang on, that's not war, that's children playing nice games on a titan head!!!! lol.

New humour thread go go go!!!!

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Obsidian — GMT

I don’t know whether this is the right thread but does any one know where I can get space corri.. *BANG* urgh..dors and ind **BANG* *ZAP* FREEEM* *CLANG*Agggh urgh oo… ustrial towers? *EXTERMINARTUS SCALE BOOOOOOOOM*

*WHISTLING WIND*

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Huffy — GMT

Ahh, you must mean the ever famous likto sys. and their amazing system of industrial towers and spa. . . . . . executed for being a heretic on orders of the Inquisition

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wuestenfux — GMT

Those people should be punished.
Humor in 40k is like hmm...

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Huffy]Ahh, you must mean the ever famous likto sys. and their amazing system of industrial towers and spa. . . . . . executed for being a heretic on orders of the Inquisition [/quote]
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5657/heresystamp.png[/img]

Always worth using it when it can be

[img]http://www.litkoaero.com/Images/Litko_Tower_Master.jpg[/img]
It's great they make corridors and industrial towers, but they also make a pizza place.

[img]http://www.litkoaero.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GCB020_Front_md.jpg[/img]
Why wasn't it mentioned with the towers and corridors before?

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Obsidian — GMT

Not a pizza Parlour?!?

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n0t_u — GMT

In the Grimdark of 40k you cannot have nice stuff, with the exception of a pizzeria. I bet Tyranids are just waiting in there though, like they have some sort of tactical genius.....

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Obsidian — GMT

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Is that enought E's?

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Obsidian — GMT

Dang double posts!!!

Well heres some more strips

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And keeping with the theme

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Tim the Biovore — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Jokes = Getting laid?[/quote]

Not exactly. Jokes=Friends
Friends=Parties
Parties=Booze
Booze=Drunk
Drunk=Laid

Make sense?

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DarkHound — GMT

YAAARGH!

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IvanTih — GMT

http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5a/IMPATIENTMARINES.jpg Don't anger angry marines anymore.

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

ANGRY MARINES! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

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LunaHound — GMT

Space Hamsters [img]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8297/avaswolf.jpg[/img]

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Lord Bingo — GMT

If this the new humour thread, I have an excuse to post this.

There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied: "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.

On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. May I marry your daughter now?"

"OK."

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Obsidian — GMT

Lord Bingo you better run, the black Rhinos are comming for you

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ricekake87 — GMT

Lord Bingo...groovy....best pub joke i heard in a while!!

Oh and to answer the original thread question....CHILL OUT OAK!!!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

... corrupted chaos titan steps on black and white space marine and his black and white bike.

Ah, his blood, at least is red... hhmmmmm ...yes... blood...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

BLACK AND WHITE SPACE MARINE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Brother SRM — GMT

Holy hell, the humor thread is upon us under a new name. Here's my Flash cartoons on the subject:
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495685[/url]
[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513699[/url]

The second one of those just came out today and is brand new for your METAL BAWKSES METAL BAWKSES WHAT THE F

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Obsidian — GMT

I don't know how many people have seen this flash but it's well worth a look. Its called [b]Signs Of War[/b] and it had me in stitches when I watched it.

[url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475[/url]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=n0t_u]The Ordo Hereticus has decreed that the story about the black and white space marine riding a black and white bike should not be repeated or mentioned under threat of summary execution.

[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5657/heresystamp.png[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/30/Commissar_Surfing.jpg[/img][/quote]

[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kInquisition02.jpg[/img]

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Tim the Biovore — GMT

I bet tau_ethereal is cursing us all for this awesome sense of humour.

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n0t_u — GMT

First of all I'd tell him that it's "Peace", then to relax. Comedic relief doesn't take away from all the Grimdark of the far future. Then finish up with a nice Tau related picture.

[img]http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7673/t2vrwkhdrsahckhpzvztj4xyg9.jpg[/img]

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Obsidian — GMT

Some more randomness

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/30859-Awesome%2C%20Beakie%2C%20Humor%2C%20Stuffed%20Toy%2C%20Ultramarines.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/5/2/30859_sm-Awesome%2C%20Beakie%2C%20Humor%2C%20Stuffed%20Toy%2C%20Ultramarines.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/11550-Female%2C%20Flowers%2C%20Handbag%2C%20Humor%2C%20Pink%2C%20Space%20Marines%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/12/2/11550_sm-Female%2C%20Flowers%2C%20Handbag%2C%20Humor%2C%20Pink%2C%20Space%20Marines%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.jpg[/img][/url]

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Tyron — GMT

I liked the Creed one very much looool

Keep it up guys very entertaining thread!

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Shaman — GMT

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/lawlatcw.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254836332339.jpg[/IMG]

Cutness is killing op.. happy to kill you op..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1252647029839.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254833633597.jpg[/IMG]

Fancy dress is always a bad idea.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254837763968.jpg[/IMG]

Bring back the pointless violence..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254838128224.jpg[/IMG]

Also this is how I feel about the original humor threads

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/emomarineaa8.jpg[/IMG]

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Shadowbrand — GMT

Lawl at corpse worship!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

lol at everything BUT corpse worship.

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Norwulf — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]lol at everything BUT corpse worship.[/quote]

Your unbridaled fanaticism is an asset to the Imperuim EF.

also heres this:

[img][/img]

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

A SMurf plushie...are you sure its not 2012 yet?

We need plushies like this:

[img]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/hephesto555666/funny/84-1.jpg[/img]

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Wikipedia]C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Deathwatch series. Despite this, the majority of views are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.[/quote]

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Orkeosaurus — GMT

Once there was a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. Unfortunately his kustom shoota had broke, and he needed a new one. In search of a replacement, he came across the fortress of a wealthy Bad Moon warlord.

As the big green warboss rode up to the fortress on his big green dinosaur, the boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall had to stop him and talk to him. The boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well then, come on in!" And so the boy in charge of opening and closing the gate to the outer fortress wall opened the gate to the outer fortress wall and let him through.

Later on the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came across the grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits. The grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well then have some ammo!" And so the grot who scurried around gathering ammo for the flash gits scurried around and gathered ammo for the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur.

Eventually the Bad Moon warlord looked from his huge throne of severed space marine heads and looked at the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur who had just come into his throne room. The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well what do you want?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I want you to get me a new kustom shoota. My old one broke." The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "in that case I have three tasks for you. First, I need you to solve the panzee riddle that's stopping me from looting their stuff. Second, I need you to slay the squiggoth of the Gorkridge Mountains. Third, you need to swim across a lake of lava." The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur agreed to the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads' terms, and set off to solve the eldar riddle.

When the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came up to the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city, they spoke to the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur through his mind. The eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city said "hey! You're a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I'm not just a big green warboss with a big green dinosaur, I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur!" The eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur? Well here's a riddle for you: how many decks of cards does a dead harlequin play with?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur answered the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city's riddle, and he looted the stuff from their now abandoned city.

Next, the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came across the Gorkridge Mountains, to slay the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains. Soon the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains came up to the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. The rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains said "hey! You're a big green dinosaur with a big green warboss!" The big green dinosaur with a big green warboss replied "I'm not just a big green dinosaur with a big green warboss, I'm the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss!" The rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains said "You're the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss? Well in that case let's fight!" The big green dinosaur with a big green warboss fought the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains, and eventually the big green dinosaur with a big green warboss broke the squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains' neck.

Finally, the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came to the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core didn't say anything, because it was just a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur said "I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur! I'm not scared of a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core!" The lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core didn't say anything, because it was just a lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur swam and swam, ignoring the blistering heat that came from the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core, until he finally reached the other side.

The Bad Moon warlord looked from his huge throne of severed space marine heads when the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur came back from having solved the eldar riddle of the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city, slain the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains, and swam across the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "You're the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur. Well what do you want?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I want you to get me a new kustom shoota. I'm the big green warboss with a big green dinosaur." The Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "First, did you to solve the panzee riddle that's stopping me from looting their stuff?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I solved the eldar riddle of the eldar spirit stones that guarded their now abandoned city." Next, the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Second, did you slay the squiggoth of the Gorkridge Mountains?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I've slain the rampaging squiggoth that lived in the Gorkridge Mountains." Finally, the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Third, did you swim across a lake of lava?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur replied "I swam across the lake of lava that seeped up through the planet's thin crust from the planet's molten core. So can I have my kustom shoota?" The big green warboss with a big green dinosaur looked at the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads, and the Bad Moon warlord who sat on a throne of severed space marine heads said "Sure."

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Owain — GMT

WHAT!? How did someone sneak a humour thread in here? They would have to be a tactical geniu-

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Wikipedia]C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Deathwatch series. Despite this, the majority of views are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.[/quote][/quote]

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C.S Goto's Multilasers have caused mixed reviews and heated debate amongst readers. Negative reviews of Goto's Warhammer Multilasers have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Codex material (colloquially known as "fluff") and lack of Multilasers, particuarly in the Multilasers series. Despite this, the majority of Multilasers are positive and praise Goto's work with Multilasers for it's style of writing and exploration of characters with good, structured Multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of War Multilasers which are based on the PC Games by Relic.[/quote]

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Orkeosaurus — GMT

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Norwulf — GMT

So is it dead yet? Did we kill 40k with this humor thread? maybe this'll do it? MUHUHAHAHAAA!

[img]40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40k5thEditionGaussWeapons.jpg" />[/img]

How bout this? dead yet?

[img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-spelling-fail-demotivational-poster-1222316829.jpg[/img]

THIS has to do it!

[img]http://sgcafe.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=117389&stc=1&d=1205563635[/img]

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

we are getting there, the coffin is taking shape

however, we are all apparently going to:

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/8/633565128475743178-hellyeahyouregoingtheredemoitivator.jpg[/img]

also. A very sad argument. But a happy ending

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/21/633628476957864270-anothervictory.jpg[/img]

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Norwulf — GMT

ROFLMAO!!! OMG I'm gonna die! that last pic is pure gold.

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DarkHound — GMT

Kinda surprised I didn't have this one ready:

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Obsidian — GMT

after much speculation the next codex arfer the 'Nids is revield as....

[size=18][color=green]CODEX SPACE SLANN[/color][/size]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/12095-Hellhound%2C%20Humor%2C%20Imperial%20Guard%2C%20Lizardmen.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/12/8/12095_sm-Hellhound%2C%20Humor%2C%20Imperial%20Guard%2C%20Lizardmen.JPG[/img][/url]

For the worsipers of Chaos

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/8811-Chaos%2C%20Humor%2C%20Khorne.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/8811_sm-Chaos%2C%20Humor%2C%20Khorne.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/8809-Chaos%2C%20Humor%2C%20Sign%2C%20Terrain%2C%20Warning.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/8809_sm-Chaos%2C%20Humor%2C%20Sign%2C%20Terrain%2C%20Warning.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/3996-Emperor%2C%20Horus%2C%20Horus%20Heresy%2C%20Humor%2C%20Poster.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/3996_sm-Emperor%2C%20Horus%2C%20Horus%20Heresy%2C%20Humor%2C%20Poster.jpg[/img][/url]

And a bit o' randomness

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/3350-Apothecary%2C%20Humor%2C%20Space%20Marines.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/3350_sm-Apothecary%2C%20Humor%2C%20Space%20Marines.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/4596-Dragon%20Magazine%2C%20Humor%2C%20Space%20Hulk%2C%20Space%20Marines.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/4596_sm-Dragon%20Magazine%2C%20Humor%2C%20Space%20Hulk%2C%20Space%20Marines.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/41579-Humor%2C%20Purple%2C%20Regulation%2C%20Warhammer%20Fantasy.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/7/6/41579_sm-Humor%2C%20Purple%2C%20Regulation%2C%20Warhammer%20Fantasy.jpg[/img][/url]

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Gascogne — GMT

[quote=Shaman][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/lawlatcw.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]

Where can one find that picture without the text?

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Neconilis — GMT

Definitely, that is a beautiful piece of art.

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=Gascogne]Where can one find that picture without the text? [/quote]
[url]http://www.sphaerentor.com/wh40k/award/200304_wh40k_bilder1.htm[/url]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@jinshiryuu: What? What's so funny about posting a pic of a normal space marine?

(JKing)

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e162/Haraio/motivator1319066.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk260/jct5/motivator4118501.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/Terrible_Trygon/mswordbearergb7.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/Terrible_Trygon/COMIC1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/Terrible_Trygon/COMIC2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kKnowingEnemy01.jpg[/img]

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PanzerSmurf — GMT

Sure they are killing the hobby. Their name is Jervis Johnson!
Lol.
On a serious streak, great thread!

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=PanzerSmurf]Sure they are killing the hobby. Their name is Jervis Johnson!
Lol.
On a serious streak, great thread![/quote]

[img]http://www.eldojogamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jervis-johnson.jpg[/img]
Wait... what?

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jinshiryuu — GMT

A few more

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n0t_u — GMT

I was looking for the picture that your avatar was from

[quote]But Guardsman, you are heretics
Nyor*Bam*[/quote]

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=n0t_u]I was looking for the picture that your avatar was from
[quote]But Guardsman, you are heretics
Nyor*Bam*[/quote][/quote]

And a few others to show the OP it can [i]always [/i]get worse

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n0t_u — GMT

Thanks jinshiryuu.

[img]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/tacotheif/1247719696703.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s98/Sanctjud/motivator1089935.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~reh3892/40KPics/Poster/goodnews.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4nzgPbHlNo4/Sq-i2FyEy1I/AAAAAAAAF5c/HnUNOEvz1yw/s320/untitled-sw.bmp[/img]

[img]http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh242/Blackjack13pUnK/40K%20Humour/GreyKnights1.jpg[/img]

Also the Hello Kitty marines are in this [url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/218681.page]topic[/url]. I tried reposting the image here, but it was too big.

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

This is one of my favourites...

[IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/x3gxw7.jpg[/IMG]

But wait,out flanking like that must have taken a tactical genius....

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Tim the Biovore — GMT

Are we dead yet?

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Deff Dread red Edition]But wait,out flanking like that must have taken a tactical genius....[/quote]

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/SgCXvHWa4dI/AAAAAAAAARk/VXLcPtPh6pc/s400/IG+Armour+2.jpg[/img]
[size=36][b]CREEEEEEED!!!![/b] [/size]

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

not yet....there is still much to do!

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/12/633673954783391206-gentlemen.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh158/vividwings/Warhammer%20motivational%20Posters/kharn3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc198/rongboy/Motivation/l_6b23ff649c80e024ca39f5b14c322e74.jpg[/img]

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/31/633793372904472070-spacepenguin.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

For 10,000 years I have been searchin'

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/wat.jpg[/IMG]

Original pic for those who want it.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254137742225.jpg[/IMG]

You Lawl at corpse worship, judging by this picture so do I.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254128880215.jpg[/IMG]

TACOS!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254789078802.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254789643119.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254816021803.jpg[/IMG]

You think orks can loot anything..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254803035941.jpg[/IMG]

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Brother SRM — GMT

[img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/10/9/57687_md-.jpg[/img]

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Obsidian — GMT

A few more oldies

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/11309-Adepticon%2C%20Humor%2C%20Orks%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/30/11309_sm-Adepticon%2C%20Humor%2C%20Orks%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.JPG[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/13838-Battlesuit%2C%20Humor%2C%20Tau.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/12/25/13838_sm-Battlesuit%2C%20Humor%2C%20Tau.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/8804-Blood%20Angels%2C%20Humor%2C%20Poster%2C%20Primarch%2C%20Sanguinius.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/8804_sm-Blood%20Angels%2C%20Humor%2C%20Poster%2C%20Primarch%2C%20Sanguinius.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/3993-Humor%2C%20Kid%20Kyoto%2C%20Poster.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/3993_sm-Humor%2C%20Kid%20Kyoto%2C%20Poster.jpg[/img][/url]

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/4599-Humor%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2008/11/29/4599_sm-Humor%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.jpg[/img][/url]

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Tim the Biovore — GMT

Now are we dead? I have an appointment with Jesus tomorrow.

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Norwulf — GMT

I'll rehash these from another thread I posted on. Yay for recycling!

squats:
[img][/img]
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!! (enough 'e's?)
[img][/img]
warhammer 40k is an alegory if you hadn't heard:
[img][/img]
[img][/img]
[img][/img]
and this one is just for the hell of it:
[img][/img]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Shaman]TACOS!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254789078802.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/25/633631684941273990-mytacos.jpg[/img]

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/2/633664850476249496-warhammer40kclassicedition.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20080206.jpg[/img]

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Abadabadoobaddon — GMT

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/57769-Skullbell.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/10/9/57769_sm-Skullbell.jpg[/img][/url]

The last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of codex covers that feature the skullbell.
And I would be doing myself a disservice, and Chaos, if I didn't perform the HELL out of this!

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Orkeosaurus — GMT

Best post yet.

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jinshiryuu — GMT

Sometimes, the things people do scares me...

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elegost — GMT

YAY post n# 100 (hopefully)

anyway... these jokes are not killing 40k... have you ever played a game of 40k where some predicament hasn't made you and your opponent collapse laughing... 40k is a game... and so it should be fun... if people belive these comics and pics are hilarious then... i see no problem with that...

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

If this is the new humor thread, someone had to post these:

1. Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head.
3. Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on thy bike.
4. Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective on the morn.
5. Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude."
6. Orks are not "cute!"
7. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
8. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
9. The Chapter Master is not a "drag".
10. Thou shalt not check to see if your bolt pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel!
11. Thou shalt not go on panty raids into Sister Of Battle monasteries.
12. Thou shalt not use thy scope for anything outside of battle. Anyone caught using them to spy out life mates shalt lose privileges.
13. Do not sell thy extra organs on the Black Market.
14. Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the Tyranid fleets.
15. Thou shalt not use thine chainsword as a backscratcher.
16. Thou shalt not use thine pistol as a q-tip.
17. Thou shalt not attempt to imitate heathen noise marines with "heavy metal" or "death metal" through thine com-speakers.
18. Although tempting, do not attempt to give a Tau a "high-five”.
19. Thou shalt not laugh at how small IG men are.
20. Thou shalt not bend to the will of nerds playing war games, and act upon your own free will.
21. Thou shalt not tap the glass on the Dreadnought.
22. Thou shalt not feed the Orks.
23. Thou shalt not transmit images of unclothed Sisters through the Astropaths.
24. Thou shalt not advertise on thine armour.
25. Thou shalt not wave fake skulls at the Berserkers.
26. Thou shalt not wave a red flag near a Chaos Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not tape pictures to your armour.
28. Thou shalt not release spiders inside the dreadnought.
29. Thou shalt not use they bolter to kill bees.
30. Thou shalt not sniff warp fumes.
31. Thou shalt eat thou rations.
32. Thou shalt not steal thy commander’s dinner.
33. Thou shalt not take the Predator for a walk.
34. Thou shalt not use the land raider to pick up chicks.
35. Thou shalt beware of strange noise in back of thy land raider.
36. Thou shalt guard thy bolter when camping with Imperial Guard.
37. Thou shalt not use bug bomb against the nids.
38. Thou shalt not play Internet games with Tzeentch.
39. Thou shalt not e-mail the emperor.
40. Thou shalt not e-mail the Emperor spam.
41. Thou should beware of thy Lictor behind cardboard bushes.
42. Terminators and glue do not mix.
43. Thou shalt not spray paint armour to make it look cool.
44. Thou shalt not have water gun fights with lasguns. (the guard needs them)
45. Thou shalt not juggle power weapons.
46. Thou shalt not hide video links in the Sisters of Battle's monastery.
47. Grenades are not water balloons.
48. Thou shalt not use insect repellent against Tyranids.
49. Thou shalt not use waterguns against Necron.
50. Thou shalt not piss on the Iron Halo.
51. Daemons are not your friends.
52. Barney the Dinosaur is not your friend.
53. Barney is a heretic.
54. Barney merchandise are simply prohibited.
55. Barney is not a Tyranid
56. Digimon are not in the 40K universe. Really.
57. Digimon are not affiliated with the Necron.
58. Pokemon are not Digimon!
59. Pokemon are not fun to play with.
60. Thou shalt not steal candy from babies/orks/gretchin/Commissars.
61. Don’t play “Truth or Dare” with Sisters.
62. Don’t play “Spin the Bottle” with Sisters.
63. Don’t play “Hangman” with the Inquisitor or Berserker.
64. Thou shalt ignore strange voices in your head.
65. Thou shalt not put a cork in the Inquisitors pistol.
66. Thou shalt not use the Lasgun as a flashlight.
67. Thou shalt not hide the Land Raider in a lake.
68. The Land Raider is not a hotel room!
69. Spiking the beer is forbidden.
70. Shotguns are not practice guns.
71. Lasguns don’t make cool disco lights for your party.
72. Pixie wings are not jump packs.
73. Thou shalt no replace the Librarians staff with a "Magician’s Wand”
74. Thy shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
75. Thou shalt not attempt to kill Tyranids with Mortein.
76. Thou shalt not do it to @#%$.
77. Thou shalt not do it to Nurgle (who would?)
78. Thou shalt not refer to Lasguns as torches.
79. Guard will not be referred to as 'spotlighters'
80. ‘Murder in the dark’ is prohibited when Chaos forces are captured.
81. Thou shalt not make fun of Chaos’ rusty Power Armour. (We need someone decent to fight with)
82. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
83. Don’t give ‘Fairy wings to Eldar’
84. Thou shalt not make liposuction jokes around Eldar.
85. Thou shalt not return books late.
86. Thou shalt not trade thine bike for a skateboard.
87. Thou shalt not ignore the Chaplain as he recites the tales of Spot the Dog.
88. Putting corks into the engines of a Landspeeder is not funny.
89. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
90. Darth Vader isn’t the son of Abaddon.
91. Thou shalt not stay awake after “lights out” unless expressly ordered.
92. Thou shalt not use the sentinel Powerlifter as a babe-magnet for the sisters.
93. If thou lose thine hand you shalt not nab one of the Imperial Guard.
94. Thou shalt not waterfight with civilians.
95. “It makes a funny noise” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
96. “He started it” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
97. Thou shalt not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures.
98. Thou shalt not play monster with Orks.
99. Thou shalt not taunt a Dreadnaught within reach of his foot by calling him "The Tin Man" from “Wizard of Oz”.
100. Thou shalt not sexually harass the servitors even if they won’t notice.
101. Thou shalt not have an ice cream Superfantasical Day.
102. Thou's name is not GiX.
103. Thou shalt not smoke/inhale/inject illegal pharmaceuticals into thy holy body even though your advanced physiological structure could probably withstand the effects.
104. Thou shalt not put "Ecstasy" in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter's Authorities.
105. Thou shalt not practise vampiric tendencies despite your urge to do so.
106. Thou shalt not howl when the Chapter Master bends over. (Full Moon Out Tonight!)
107. You shalt not dare others to eat that squiggly thing.
108. You shalt not comment on being a better shot then the inquisitor.
109. The chaplain is not too preachy.
110. Gambling for grots is not allowed.
111. Your sergeant is not a pugy #######.
112. You shalt not smack the sister’s butt and then wink at her.
113. The lab research Tyranids are not for emergency rations.
114. Thou shalt not take the emperor titan for a spin.
115. Thou shalt not use a flamer to cook a whole cow and leave none for the others.
116. Thou shalt not set fly strips outside your tent in a Tyranid war zone.
117. Thou shalt not wear Lord Commander Dante's Death Mask (or any Death Masks at all for that matter) on Halloween, any other masquerade parties or for fun, when not in battle!
118. Thou shalt not try to see how much a Death Company marine can take (physical and/or psychical)!
119. Thou shalt not put "tags" on the Holy Shrouds and/or Banners or write on it in anyway at all.
120. Rico’s Roughnecks are not real.
121. Thou shalt not over-charge thou bike!
122. Thou shalt not use the over-charged engines for "drag-racing"!
123. Thou shalt not have a Blood-party (as in tea-party) with Mephiston during battle!
124. Thou shalt not play "no blinking" with Mephiston!
125. Thou shalt not give Tycho an Ork for his Birthday (or any day at all for that matter, or speak him about Orks).
126. Thou shalt not release Morriar from his restrainment or tap in his vital liquids!
127. Thou shalt not ask the Sanguinary Priest for something to drink!
128. Thou shalt obey these 10 commandments! (Isn't it hard counting when being a scout?)
129. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to "fry your diner"!
130. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to get “KFC” or “Macca’s”.
131. Thou shalt not kill each other because "thou are the real Sanguinous".
132. Thou shalt not make wounds to resemble the wounds of thou mighty Primarch...the Chaplain paint these on your armour!
133. Thou shalt not "make bunny-ears" with thy fingers behind the Chaplain whilst he gives battle-orders.
134. Thou shalt not indulge in squig eating contests.
135. Thou shalt not fake death in order to get blood from the Sanguinary Priests.
136. Thou shalt keep thou armour on, although thou might think thou are invincible, thou DO need thou armour!
137. Thou shalt not fall asleep whilst the Chaplain is in prayer.
138. Thou shalt not use thy weapons upon thyself, thou still can get hurt.
139. Thou shalt not jump out in front of the Rhino to get into the fight whilst still in motion...wait for orders to disembark!
140. Thou shalt look both ways before crossing the street.
141. Thou shalt not try to "steal" assaults away from battle-brothers....they are allowed some fun too!
142. Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (In a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
143. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Tyranid's mighty One-Eyed monster (eye, pirate matey... guk!).
144. Thou shalt not mistake the Harlequin's Kiss for some fruity clown prank.
145. Thou shalt not light cigarettes near the Hellhounds.
146. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
147. Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers.
148. Thou shalt not chase thy Gretchen with a fork.
149. Thou shalt not call the firearms of the Imperial Guard “Sega Lock-Ons”.
150. Thou shalt not call the Adeptus Arbites “pigs” or “the filth”.
151. Thou shalt not place buckets of water over the Inquisitors door.
152. Inquisitors are not “Nigel no friends”
153. Thou shalt not use thou's laser sight to blind Imperial Guard.
154. Thou shalt not remove the Imperial Guards power packs from their Lasguns while they are asleep.
155. Thou shalt not play “frisbee” with a Tau Shield Drone.
156. Remember a Primach is for life not for Christmas.
157. Thou shalt not eat toast in your power armour ( I'm not going to hoover the crumbs out of the toes again).
158. Thou shalt not put fridge magnets on thy power armour (Even if you have been to Cornwall).
159. Thou shalt not tune into FM rock on your intercom.
160. Thou shalt not put bananas in the commander's rhino's exhaust pipes.
161. Thou shalt not hang "Pine Fresh" on Moriar (even if he is a bit ripe by now!)
162. Scented Pine Trees hanging off Rear Vision mirrors in favour of the Dice, is now prohibited.
163. Thou shalt not offer to clean the sister's armour whilst they change.
164. Thou shalt not use Power weapons or Chain-weapons to cut your food.
165. Thou shalt remove the batteries from weapons to put in your RC toys.
166. Thou shalt not swap the salt and pepper.
167. Thou shalt not play "I see, I see what you don't see" over the intercom during battles!
168. Thou shalt not "go out to get cigarettes" during prayers!
167. Thou shalt not make remarks about the physical appearance of Sisters.
168. Thou shalt not swap your battle-brothers gun with a waterpistol.
169. Thou shalt not participate in any intoxication (i.e. alcohol) contests with Imperial Guards.
170. Thou shalt not ask a Sister if her armour isn't too small.
171. Thou shalt not ask a Sister about her age.
172. “No” means “No”.
173. Thou shalt not ask a Sister if you might donate some of your own Gene-seed.
174. Thou shalt not make cat-sounds when Sisters argue.
175. Thou shalt refer to Sister Supreme as 'Mistress'.
176. Thou shalt not refer to Ork Dreadnoughts as 'garbage bins'.
177. Thou shalt not make funny noises during a speech/prayer.
178. Thou shalt not "play shooting range" with Gretchen’s.
179. Thou shalt not brag about how many you've killed with a Dark Eldar.
180. Thou shalt not write or "put tags" on vehicles and/or armour.
181. Thou shalt not use Servitors to catch your paper.
182. Thou shalt not play "fetch" with Tyranids using grenades.
183. Thou shalt not yell “catfight!” when Sisters argue.
184. Thou shalt not press the buttons in a demolisher tank.
185. Thou shalt not hum cartoon theme songs when around the Tau (like Smurfs)
186. Thou shalt not refuse the Sisters your chocolate rations, especially during the time of their "Red rage".
187. Thou shalt never refer to the size of a Sisters rear armour.
188. Thou shalt always offer to rub a Sisters feet after battle. I need not explain why.
189. Thou shalt always carry thine universal remote control when facing necrons.
190. Thou shalt never offer to sell your soul to the Dark Eldar for beer money. Not even in jest.
191. Thou shalt never ask a Daemonette for some "handiwork", else though will have to join the Sisters.
192. Thou shalt not remind your commander how many times he has been slain by the badly coloured Tyranid.
193. Thou shalt leave the plasma gun well and truly alone.
194. Thou shalt not play Russian roulette with automatic weapons. It doesn't work (or it does too well, actually).
195. Thou shalt not shave the Space Wolves while they are asleep .
196. Thou shalt not load the dice.
197. Thou shalt not move that extra little inch in movement phase.
198. Thou shalt not fire thy bolter at enemies you can't really see but at a leg sticking out of a building.
199. Thou shalt follow thy rulebook.
200. Thou shalt not make up rules.
201. Thou are not fearless... thou art fearless... ugh anyone got a codex?
202. Thou shalt not laugh at the cultist.
203. Thou shalt beware of bird poo when greater daemon of Tzeentch is around.
204. Thou shalt not throw soap at Nurglings.
205. Thou shalt not use penicilan tipped bolts in your boltgun against Nurglings.
206. Thou shalt not waste thy 15 minutes free time trying to get laid.
207. Thou shalt beware of possesed 2 liter coke bottles.
208. Thou shalt not stare at feet during the battle march.
209. Thou shalt not aim at thy commanders back.
210. Thou shalt watch thy foot steps.
211. Beware of the drunken Leman Russ.
212. Thou shalt not binge drink with the Imperial Guard.
213. Thou shalt not challenge a Daemon Prince to a fist fight.
214. Thou art not unexpendable.
215. Thou shalt look before thou leaps.
216. Thou shalt not bring your sack lunch to battle.
217. Thou shalt not use they bike as a battering ram.
218. Thou shalt beware of potholes and speedbumps.
219. Lord Login is not "Wolfie".
220. Seraphims do not want to join the "Mile High Club".
221. Spiky bits are not meant for hanging laundry on.
222. Ultra scout is not "little boy blue".
223. Never refer to the Cannoness as "big momma".
224. Thou shalt not put “kick me” signs on thou brothers backs.
225. Thou shalt not nail nurglings to the back of the rhino as fuzzy decorations.
226. Thou shalt not put itching powder in a Dreadnought.
227. Thou shalt not wink suggestively at Daemonettes.
228. Thou shalt not use can openers on Ork Dreadnoughts.
229. Thou shalt not replace the commissars' comm-link with a plasma grenade for a laugh.
230. Thou shalt not refer to Armoured companies as agorophobes.
231. Thou shalt not ask techmarines to put mag wheels on your bike.
232. Thou shalt not use a looted Terrorfex for Halloween.
233. Thou shalt not sneak into the rock while the Dark angels are asleep and discover that their secret is that all the high ranking angels wear dresses. Er... oops...
234. Thou shalt not invite babes back to the monastery.
235. Thou shalt not spike drinks with Sanguinius’ blood.
236. Thou shalt not step on Guardsmen and then say that you didn't see them.
237. Thou shalt not refer to Paul Sawyer as "The Great Unclean One".
238. Thou shalt not call a Dark Angel "Jessica Alba".
239. Thou shalt not give a Sister of Battle breast implants.
230. Neither shalt thou ask wether those “guns” are real or not.
231. Thou shalt never say anything about the Squats.
232. Thou shalt not overheat a plasmagun for a college prank.
233. Thou shalt not give the Death Company caffine.
234. Thou shalt not insult a Thousand Son about his penis.
235. Thou shalt not taunt a Space Wolf with a piece of steak.
236. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
237. Thou shalt not poop thy power armor.
238. Thou shalt not make mention of the irony that a Grot blaster is a Lasgun, only the Orks admit it is crappy.
239. Thou shalt not overclock thine pentium and use it as a plasma weapon.
240. Thou shalt not intentionally overheat a plasma weapon and give it to an IG. (Hey thanks mate!... What’s that bleeping sound?... SPLAT)
241. Thou shalt not trip over Tau.
242. Thou shalt not attempt to steal a Tau's weapon "to give to the poor Guardsmen".
243. Thou shalt not moon the Tau in combat. They are good shots.
244. Thou shalt not invoke the wraith of conures. If you are foolish enough to do so, a conure the size of two to four titans shalt decend upon the table and inflict his wraith.
245. Thou shalt not attempt to borrow Tau stealth suits so that you might spy on the sisters in their quarters.
246. Thou shalt not attempt to rebuild a Necron as a washing machine.
247. Thou shalt not laugh at the poorly painted armies. (Haha look at that purple Tau!... Guk!)
248. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with a Kroot flesh-hound using a guardsman.
249. Thou shalt not go big game fishing for Manta Missile Destroyers.
250. Thou shalt not try to change the batteries on a Scarab.
251. Thou shalt not use the Blades of Reason to trim thy fingernails.
252. Thou shalt not feed the warp beasts.
253. Thou shalt not pet the Kroot hounds.
254. Thou shalt not ask the Sisters whether it's dyed or real.
255. Thou shalt not call Old One Eye "Surf and Turf".
256. Thou shalt not moonlight as a security guard if thine armour is red.
257. Thou shalt not use the Hellhound to cook thy rations.
258. Thou shalt not use thy power armours’ vid-link to prank call the Imperial Guard storm troopers.
259. Thou shalt not sneak up on thy commanding officer, and yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in his ear.
260. Thy bolter is not to be used to shoot cans off walls.
261. Thou shalt not steal the Land Speeder to "pick up Sisters".
262. The Leman Russ is not a kettle. Do not attempt to use it to make tea. Nor coffee.
263. Thou shalt not attempt to empty your waste-paper basket into an Ork Dreadnought.
264. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino as a "Clown Car", althought thy might think it is.
265. When throwing they holiest of His grenades always count to three, yes three, not one, for it is not the holiest of numbers, or two, for the holiness of two pales in comparison, but three, yes three, not one or two, unless thou shalt be proceeding to three.
266. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".
267. Thou shalt not use blind grenades to sneak into the Sister's encampment.
268. Thou shalt not mention the name "Buffy" when near the Blood Angels.
269. Thou shalt not use Necron Scarabs as "Boogie Boards".
270. Thou shalt not call Harlequins “psychadelic” nor “groovy”
271. Thou Shalt never show an army of orks more than two Harlequins at once.
272. Thou shalt never laugh at the laughing god.
273. Thou shalt never play “Hide and Seek” with Librarians or Inquisitors.
274. Thou shalt not play “tag” with Gaunts.
275. Thou shalt never tie power armour laces together.
276. Thou shalt never say "Resistance is futile" to the Adeptus Mechanicus.
277. Thou shalt never criticize the “paper boys” in the Adeptus Administratum.
278. Thou shalt not sell chapter property (e.g. battlebarge, fortress monestary) on eBay.
279. Thou shalt not put a cork in thine battle brothers waste disposal outlet tube (WDOT).
280. Thou shoult not "entertain" The Adeptus Sororitas in your billet.
281. Thou shalt not refer to Imperial Guardsmen as "Cannon fodder".
282. The Imperial Guard Colonel did not visit a fancy-dress shop.
283. The lasgun is not to be used to carve your name into the Land Raider's/ Predator's/ Rhino's/ Razorbacks/ Leman Russ's/ Titan's armour plating. (It won’t work anyway)
284. Thou shalt not lend Imperial Guardsmen your power armour or swap places for a day with Guardsmen.
285. Thou shalt not try to perform brain surgery wearing power armour.
286. Thou shalt not assume that because you can take a bolter hit in the head, the Guardsman over there can too.
287. Thou shalt not use Tau shoulder pads as padding in games of cricket.
288. Thou shalt not hide the keys to the battle barge.
289. Thou shalt not call Ork Dreadnoughts/Killer Kans "R2-D2's big brother".
290. Thou shalt not threaten thy enemy with a "plasma enema" and thou shalt not carry out the act.
291. Thou shalt not flirt with the Banshee. They are the enemy.
292. Thou can not date a Dark Eldar Wych. They are the enemy too.
292. Thou shalt not steal the Battle Sisters makeup.
293. Thou shalt not try on the Battle Sisters armour to see if it compares to your own.
294. Thou shalt not make fun of Warp Spiders guns.
295. Thou shalt not take the Land Raider for a joy ride.
296. Thou shalt not perform dare devil stunts in the Rhino. Especially if thine bretheren are in the back.
297. Thou shalt not hijack the Battle Sisters Immolator. Especially if there are any Battle Sisters still on board!
298. Thou shalt not add bits to thine armour to try to pass thineself off as a Battle Sister.
299. Thou shalt not try to dance with a Banshee on the field of battle.
300. Thou shalt not throw sticks for the Space Wolves.
301. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with the Space Wolf Commanders “pet” Fenrisson Wolves.
302. Thou shalt not keep a Tyranid as a pet.
303. Thou shalt not challenge a Carnifex to a game of “catch”.
304. Thou can not tie a Wraithlords laces together (they don't have any).
305. Thou shalt not call a Battle Sister “babe”.
306. Thou shalt not be envious of the IG unit who art friends to the Sister Famulous!
307. Thou shalt not steal the Tau pulserifles, even if they are better than bolters.
308. Thou shalt not stick “Honk if you think I'm sexy” on the Sisters Rhino.
309. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying “Honk if you think I'm sexy” on a Sister's Rhino.
310. Thou shalt not ask thy battle sister if they would like to slip into something more comfortable.
311. The hellhound is not somthing you put on a leash and take for "walkies".
312. Thou shalt not armwrestle with Tactical Dreadnoughts.
313. Thou shalt not watch whilst the battle sisters change out of their power armour.
314. Ork Warbosses are not toys, you can not try to pull thier arms off and jump up and down on them.
315. Dont kick Grots.
316. Thou Shalt not slice three toes off each foot of the Tau and see how well they walk.
317. Thou shalt not relieve thy self behind a tree during battle.
318. Thou shalt not go to thy great emporer and make him "perform an illegal operation and be shut down".
319. Thou shalt not wrestle thy battle sisters and try to "pin them down".
320. An Iron Halo is not a toy.
321. A tank is not a toy.
322. A Dreadnought is not a toy.
323. Thou shalt not jump on the back of a Dreadnought in battle and see how long you can stay on.
324. Thou shalt not play toy soldiers with the Guardsmen.
325. The Space Hulk is not a wrestler.
326. Spiky bitz are not 'cool'.
327. Khorne is a Chaos God not a food.
328. Thou shalt not use power claws as scissors.
329. Thou shalt not use power armour power points to plug in thy gameboy.
330. Thou shalt not use hellions skyboards to impress the sisters.
331. Thou shalt not place a flashing light on top of the rhino so that it is easier to find in the car park.
332. if showing a tau how your boltgun works you will not give it to him the wrong way round.
333. A Necron is not a Mecano kit
334. Nurglings are not over date

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Shaman — GMT

tldr

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n0t_u — GMT

Tl;dr: 334 things you can do to earn a summary execution.

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IronChaos — GMT

I think you shouldn't worry about that. Those are simply funny pictures, and I Think they're a good rupture on your hobby rutine (does that exist? ). I love them. And they are not killing W40k.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Shaman]

Fancy dress is always a bad idea.

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Gina Diggers 4teh win.

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The Acolyte — GMT

Haha Love the pictures and all the jokes!

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Norwulf — GMT

Hey anyone know where to get a german dub of hammertime? I'd kill for one.
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Ya know? I'm starting to think 40k is immortal. Bitchin!

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Persephone 66 — GMT

Wait.

What do you mean Orks are not "cute"?

The main reason I play Orks is because they are cute!

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Zid — GMT

This thread is epic.

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Bascilica — GMT

*Feels sad about acctually reading all 334 jokes... and copying them to my desktop...*

Ooh, Persephne, Isnt that the Queen of the Underworld?

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Persephone 66 — GMT

[quote=Bascilica]*Feels sad about acctually reading all 334 jokes... and copying them to my desktop...*[/quote]
I read them all and posted them in my blog. There's 338 BTW. 2 points where they messed up the numbers.

[quote=Bascilica]Ooh, Persephne, Isnt that the Queen of the Underworld?[/quote]
Why yes.

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o319/Bwendan_2007/funny40kTankCommissars.jpg[/img]

[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skLCuV1RI/AAAAAAAACfI/bpg24jsiyU8/40k+Malanthropes.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/12/26/633658518927005923-haruhikamisama.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/4/42/Tau_Weeaboo.png[/img]

[img]http://www.aintitcool.com/images2009/t600powerfistpackagefront.jpg[/img]

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mbalmes13 — GMT

Those posts are from people who suck at warhammer and make fun of people who play it

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Platuan4th — GMT

[quote=Abadabadoobaddon][url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/57769-Skullbell.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/10/9/57769_sm-Skullbell.jpg[/img][/url]

The last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of codex covers that feature the skullbell.
And I would be doing myself a disservice, and Chaos, if I didn't perform the HELL out of this![/quote]

WIN!

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=Abadabadoobaddon][url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/57769-Skullbell.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/10/9/57769_sm-Skullbell.jpg[/img][/url][/quote]Hmm... you'd think a skullbell would be a dinner bell for Khorne. Go figure there's a plaguebearer ringing it. I guess a oozing pus-bell just doesn't work as well.

[quote=mbalmes13]Those posts are from people who suck at warhammer and make fun of people who play it[/quote]And/or have a sense of humor, appreciation of irony and the ability to chuckle at themselves. I heard GW was going to come out with a Sense-Of-Humor boxed set, but it wasn't grimdark enough so it got retconned with the Squats.

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tau_etheral — GMT

Great idea where you guys are taking this thread and i am impressed with the jokes so keep posting them but seriously in my gaming groups people actually try to have piece councils so their armys wont fight each other... i mea what the hell

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Also this is by far my biggest thread so keep it going

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

[quote=mbalmes13]Those posts are from people who suck at warhammer and make fun of people who play it[/quote]

What was the last tournament you won, troll?

[quote]Great idea where you guys are taking this thread and i am impressed with the jokes so keep posting them but seriously in my gaming groups people actually try to have piece councils so their armys wont fight each other... i mea what the hell[/quote]

That's just lame.

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=tau_etheral]Great idea where you guys are taking this thread and i am impressed with the jokes so keep posting them but seriously in my gaming groups people actually try to have piece councils so their armys wont fight each other... i mea what the hell[/quote]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=mbalmes13]Those posts are from people who suck at warhammer and make fun of people who play it[/quote]

Nice joke

Have a cookie as a reward.

[img]http://thehealthblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cookie.jpg[/img]

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

No, don't give him a cookie, give him Irish spring....

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The tough scrubbing power of Ultramarine will wash him free of troll!

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n0t_u — GMT

I like the first ingredient, soap. So obvious now, if I want to make soap I need soap.

I'd hate to see the Chaos equivalent of it though.

What about a nice, healthy, nutritious sandwich, blessed by Papa Nurgle himself?
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_c3syLa_RuEg/SRHPaYdZIfI/AAAAAAAAAT0/idmE_NRaZ8w/s400/moldy-bag-2.jpg[/img]

Also, why can't I find a 40k motivational poster about Blood Oranges? Seems simple enough to already been done.

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karimabuseer — GMT

Lol I know it's whfb. But it [i]could[/i] be 40k

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Advent — GMT

Thank you for this epic forum!!!! keep it up and dont stop.

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

epic forum? We have serious discussions here

[img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/emperor-of-catkind.jpg[/img]

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Doombot001 — GMT

The famous Bonbaonbardlements...

[quote]
[u][b]assault on my floor[/b][/u]
i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k planit strike game i was guards men he was space maines.

to deploy he chose the urbran side i chose the woods.

we rolled to see who would go first i rolled a 1 he rolled a 6.

his turn one alot of shooting no moving! vindicater opened up on a sguad of guards men poof they lost19 of the 20 men then he an strate off the bored.his land raider took out half my army took out four squads of the nine i had at the start that was it.

my first turn was 4 [b]bonbaonbardlements[/b] took out space marine squad a termanator squad and a few scouts i used my assault phase to run away.
jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.

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bonbaonbardlements
Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:59:37
cool story, bro.

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good god
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:44:32
good god

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bonbaonbardlements2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:47:13
You suck at 40K. He killed 4 squads with one Raider in one turn? Im-f***ing-possible. Then your Guardsmen "phased out".

You are an embarrassment to the hobby. Go copy/paste articles off GW all you want, but don't try to pass it off as yours. I hope that when you are making love to your favorite barnyard animal and you set the scene with candles and lighting and the mood is perfect then the candle falls over and sets the barn on fire and you're genitals are horribly burned and fused to whatever beast you decide to copulate with and you have to live with the dead burned corpse of your farmyard lover attached to your pelvis as the doctors are unable to remove it then after years of staring in the cold dead lifeless eyes of said animal you decide to end your life by throwing yourself off a bridge but the dead body of your lover catches on a overhanging rafter leaving you stranded hanging by your groin stuck to the dead body of your lover then carrier pidgeons peck out your eyes and eat your tongue and you stay there for days hanging from underneath the bridge until you die of starvation, blind and unable to cry for help hanging from underneath a bridge with your dead lover's corpse fused to your genitals.

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Keep Us Posted, Please!
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:10:49
Nevermind bonbaonbardlements2 reply, he's a hater.

Keep posting more battle reports with comments. I totally get this site. Funny as heck!

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Tyler
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:14:07
It's okay Bonbaonbardlements2... I notified him of his suck and fail already. I guess a reminder doesn't hurt though.

"Lord Commander! Sir!"

"What is it Adept?"

"Sir! It seems that Admiral Candyland is preparing to bombard the planet's surface on Inquisitor Hershey's order! Should I notify emergency crews to enact standard sheltering procedures?"

"That's no typical bombardment Adept. That's a Bonbaonbardlement. There is no escape. There is no hope. The Candy will destroy us all..."

Seriously. Learn to spell.

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Tyler
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:24:35
Also... I hope you realize that everything you've written on this website has pretty much been meme'ed (Aka taken and used for joke material). Especially Bonbaonbardlements. But don't let that discourage you.

We need your failure, for it makes the internet laugh!

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A normal person
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:10:17
My mind feels a great pain!

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bonbaonbardlemens2
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:00:01
"Assalt on my floor"
You know you can go to jail for hat, right? Especially if your "friend" is a minor. And the evidence is, well, "on your floor".

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Tyler
Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:47:39
User 1: "Bonbaonbardlements must be some kind of candy."

User 2: "It must be AP2 candy to kill termies that well."

User3: "Or it Could be AP1 GRIMDARKDEATHCANDY™"

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mgw
Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:38:34
sorry about the suky reports

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mgw
Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:42:41
never finished that nid vs plauge cause i 4got about it lol
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BJB
Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:22:30
Whose Responsible This?!

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

Ah, classic

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Remember folks, it's not who's right, it's who's left.

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Crazy_Carnifex — GMT

How do Orks measure volume of firepower?

In Dakka Liters.

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Tyranid Horde — GMT

Nooooooooooooooooooo!
not a cute Tyranid!

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x197/RastaniHelios/Tyranids.jpg[/img]

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Tyranid Horde — GMT

Thats even worse than the other picture

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n0t_u — GMT

I couldn't find the other picture

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Bascilica — GMT

How do you destroy an imperator Titan you ask? (or not)
There are a varety of ways
Petrol
Gasoline
Kerrosene
Butane
Meth
Vodka
Hammer
Match.
Best used in conjunction.

How to kill the rest of warhammer 40k? The special rule says as soon as you lose the imperator, you lose.

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50 things thou shalt not do when in posession of an Imperator.
1. No cackling maniacally every shooting phase. Once is enough.
2. I shall not the Imperator Titan’s rules from my opponents.
3. I may not Flank March the Titan
4. I shall not add kill markings till after the game, and will not count terrain pieces as
kills.
5. I shall not yell war clichés every time my Titan does something.
6. I shall not bad puns about enemies killed.
7. I shall not make banners that say in Latin, “Darn you all to Hell.”, or the like.
8. My Titan shall not have an air horn.
9. I shall not have a soundtrack of stirring marshal music playing on my turns.
10. “For the Emperor,” is only funny once.
11. I am not allowed to quote Tech Priests nor Servitors from Dawn of War upon every
hit.
12. When asked what I’m fielding,”Death” is not a response.
13. I shall not even bring the Titan up outside of Apocalypse.
14. I cannot claim to have preferred enemy Titans.
15. I shall not quote Top Gun every time I shoot at an aircraft.
16. The Imperial Infantryman’s Uplifting Primer is not meant to be read every 5 seconds.
17. Gloating is not allowed.
18.I am only allowed 3 skulls per section.
19. “Blood for the Blood God” is not an Imperial battle cry.
20. I shall not model more than 1 dead tank and ten infantrymen on the Titan’s base.
21. Pink is never an acceptable battle plate color.
22. “Because I can,” is not an appropriate answer to a rules question.
23. I lose the right to shout cheese or beardy for one year.
24. Calling obscuring of the Imperator ends in one summary beating with bothe
Apocalypse rule book as well as the 40k rule book. And my codex. And James Joyce’s
Ulysses.
25. I shall not attempt to assault enemy infantry.
26. I may not say “Where is Your God Now?” every time the rule comes up. It shall be
referred to as “WIYGN”.
27. Enemy players do not count as targets.
28. The Hellstorm cannon cannot filled with bottle rockets for the first round of
shooting
29. I shall not yell “ This is for Timmy, and Kenny and all the boys in 5th company!”in
the shooting phase.
30. I may not fall to the floor and weep if the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
31. There is no special attack “Punt”.
32. When attacking a Bio Titan in melee, yelling “Squish, Squish, Squish” is not a sound
effect.
33. I cannot quote lines from the Warhammer Monthly comic “Titan”, and my Princep is
not named Hekate.
34. Discounting the enemy shooting phase is not a good suggestion.
35. Just because I have a Titan doesn’t mean I can use giant dice.
36. Saying “You all look like ants from up here is again, only funny once.
37. There is no Preferred Enemy (insert enemy namehere.)
38. Just because they were close to my target, doesn’t mean I can shoot friendly troops
39. A chainsaw bayonet is not needed everywhere.
40. If I do make the chapel roof removable, as well as construct the chapel interior,
hiding enemy units inside during the break is not allowed.
41. May not curse when an arm weapon is destroyed.
42. A roll of a six on the destruction chart may not engender wild cheers.
43. My allies’ shooting matters too.
44. Shooting the quake cannon at other tables is impolite.
45. Just because I have an Imperator does not make me team captain, nor Napoleon of
war games.
46. “Dakka dakka” is not a weapon stat.
47. I will not laugh at enemy super heavies and gargantuan creatures.
48. Spreading ash where the Hellstorm cannon hit is not allowed.
49. Face palming is allowed if Order still loses.
50. Not allowed to say, “My army consists of just one model.

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Bascilica]How do you destroy an imperator Titan you ask? (or not)[/quote]

I like to use an Imperial Guard army
[img]http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg[/img]

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

I love the Imperator stuff, just played Apoc game against a Warlord, its surprising how many of those apply

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BlackSpike — GMT

[quote]Pink is never an acceptable battle plate color.
I may not fall to the floor and weep if the Imperator Titan is destroyed.
A chainsaw bayonet is not needed everywhere.
“Dakka dakka” is not a weapon stat.
Spreading ash where the Hellstorm cannon hit is not allowed.
Not allowed to say, “My army consists of just one model. [/quote]
Wrong! All of these are wrong!
Pink is a GOOD colour for a Titan!
You MUST Weep if the Imperator is destroyed!
Chainsaw bayonets are mandatory! Everywhere!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

lol love the imperator commandments.

51) You are to accept full responsibility for any mental damages suffered by your opponent witnessing said titan.
52) Reffering to ork Stompas/Gargants etc as 'Tin Kanz' is only funny once.
53) Calling the Eldar titan a 'Ballerina' is only funny once.
54) You may not Deepstrike with the Imperator Titan.
55) You may not Outflank with the Imperator Titan
56) You may not Infiltrate with the Imperator Titan.
57) Commandments 54, 55 and 56 are rendered null and void if a certain tactial genius is present.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]57) Commandments 54, 55 and 56 are rendered null and void if a certain tactial genius is present.[/quote]

Hmm... Yep... Seems appropriate:

[IMG]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/Odst112/Tacticageniuspool.jpg[/IMG]

Always a classic picture

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

What the-?
How that possible?!?
It would take a tacitacl gen-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Yay titans....

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/vcwkcw.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

...1.23 seconds...
...0.73 seconds...
*Boom*

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gretar — GMT

KEEP THOSE UP !! Im have'nt had such a good laugh since .. i cant remember when

Oh and , how did this go from : WARHAMMER IS DIEING to titan talk ? That must af taken a tactical ge- CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED (enough 'e's ?)

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Deff Dread red Edition]Yay titans....

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/vcwkcw.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
God that image resolution is godawful.

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

thats because the pic taker only lasted for 2.37 seconds

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[img]http://www.irlut.nu/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2432&g2_serialNumber=2[/img]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Luke_Prowler][img]http://www.irlut.nu/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=2432&g2_serialNumber=2[/img][/quote]

God Emperor help me, that could be my DH - RT party...

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Shadowbrand — GMT

Yay for Defilers!

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM]God that image resolution is godawful. [/quote]

This is about as good as it gets I think...

[IMG]http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu125/jinshiryuu/art/titans/imperatortitan.jpg[/IMG]

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631640773580826-legotitans.jpg[/img]

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Brother SRM — GMT

Here's an image of a drunken dancing Kasrkin I made:
[img]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/702/kasrkin.gif[/img]

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n0t_u — GMT

That's cool

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gretar — GMT

The maker of this thread as officialy been

[IMG]http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj124/Pandagod1990/633866506020367820-ownedtheemperors.jpg[/IMG]

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Speaking of getting owned and remembering titans....

[IMG]http://i34.tinypic.com/28iyyci.jpg[/IMG]

On a side note, nice drunk, dancing Kasrkin brother SRM. I loved that youtube vid you did with the marines.

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

I'm sure this guy would have some to say to the imperator...

[img]http://www.sodemons.com/gwmuseum/chaostitanx.jpg[/img]

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sniperjolly — GMT

Considering that the [i]Draes Irie[/i] IS an imperator, I think that they still apply.

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=n0t_u][img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631640773580826-legotitans.jpg[/img][/quote]Everytime I see this pic, I have to wonder how long the creator has been hanging onto his Legos, because they obviously haven't priced them lately...

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IvanTih — GMT

how to destroy chaos gods simple emperor drains souls of all guardsmen and focuses them into 4 lances which he directs at chaos gods chaos in pwned http://1d4chan.org/images/4/44/Clintfuklaw.png life and death of John Fucklaw in cinemas soon power hug http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:1230024061774.png sorry about grammar

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=ChristmasMarine]I'm sure this guy would have some to say to the imperator...

[img]http://www.sodemons.com/gwmuseum/chaostitanx.jpg[/img][/quote]

Depends, those look like Imperial Fists. But, are they really Angry Marines?

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Kilkrazy — GMT

If they are Angry Marines, that Titan is in big trouble.

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jinshiryuu — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]If they are Angry Marines, that Titan is in big trouble.[/quote]Especially if this guy shows up

[IMG]http://i640.photobucket.com/albums/uu125/jinshiryuu/art/titans/angrytitanvt2.jpg[/IMG]

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Kommandant56434 — GMT

haha rocket propelled marines and land raiders! a more epic delivery system i can not think of!

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

I would post a pic in here, but I got all my funny 40k pics of Dakka

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ChristmasMarine — GMT

On the subject of Angry Marines

[img]http://www.coolminiornot.com/pics/pics13/img492a3cd892332.jpg[/img]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Kommandant56434]haha rocket propelled marines and land raiders! a more epic delivery system i can not think of! [/quote]

Their Land Raiders also have the same launcher thing for their SM as well
Can't find a picture of it though, but I think it's in their Codex. It was put on Dakka a while ago.

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/7/633747236202541856-necronpushbike.jpg[/img]
Old, but hopefully not already posted in this thread

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Tyranid Horde — GMT

Could you imagine someone cycling towards you at night?that would be freaky

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DeluX — GMT

The Necrons are coming, the Necrons are coming!!!

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The Acolyte — GMT

[img][/img]

Ya know? I'm starting to think 40k is immortal. Bitchin![/quote]

I Love this picture

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oggers — GMT

On the theme of 'crons......

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metallifan — GMT

Ahh, nothing is more filling than the greatness of cake. And no cake is greater than the Necron Cakeolith:

[img]http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/05/050109_necron_3.jpg[/img]

Fear it in all of it's almighty glory!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

It's...it's beautiful...

Now we just need a Golden Throne Cake!

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Crystal-Maze — GMT

Personally I would kill for the kill for the ripper earrings, and that cakolith looks absolutely awsome.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I once saw a baneblade cake (garnished with a real forgeworld turret.). If my friends do it again I'll snap a pic.

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Tyranid Horde — GMT

I'm hungry looking at that cake

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Tyranid Horde]I'm hungry looking at that cake[/quote]

LOL. Irony FTW.

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

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someguy55 — GMT

i want that cake

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The Acolyte — GMT

That cake is amazing, wots it made off?

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n0t_u — GMT

Cake stuffs and more cake stuffs with frosting on it.

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IvanTih — GMT

Sleepy marines [img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/ca/Sleepymarine2.png[/img] and [img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f5/SleepyMarine1.jpg[/img] The guy who started this thread is surely cursing for out Norris's(heresy)lvel of humor.

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Lost Primarch of Chapter Space Foxxx?

[img]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2958/spacefoxxxlostprimarchs.jpg[/img]

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Karon — GMT

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

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jinshiryuu — GMT

Overheard as a reference to the feeling of a "crushing victory" in a toy soldiers: Fake Wargasm

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BaronIveagh — GMT

HUMOR IS NOT GRIMDARK! It must be PURGED WITH FIRE!

*sets a grot on fire*

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The Shrieker — GMT

PEACE AND LOVE! Cred. Enough e's?

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Doombot001 — GMT

NEEDS MOAR DAKKA!!!

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karimabuseer — GMT

This is the best thread evaarrr

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Ridcully — GMT

[quote=metallifan]Ahh, nothing is more filling than the greatness of cake. And no cake is greater than the Necron Cakeolith:

[img]http://theawesomer.com/photos/2009/05/050109_necron_3.jpg[/img]

Fear it in all of it's almighty glory![/quote]
The writing should say "i used this as a diversion to smash all your models. Get a job, love mum."

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The Shrieker — GMT

[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/5/59/Steventyler.jpg[/img]
[size=24]CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED! [/size]

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]Lost Primarch of Chapter Space Foxxx?

[img]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2958/spacefoxxxlostprimarchs.jpg[/img][/quote]

Repost pic! If it's part the saga of Space Foxxxes that I was working on, I must see it!

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reposting script so far

[quote=Manchu]Manchu Pictures presents:

In the grim darkness of the future, there are only whores.

[color=violet][b][size=18]W40k: SAPPHOMUNDA[/size][/b][/color]

Scene 1 -- Covent Sanctorum on Ophelia VII: the room is dark, the sisters are buxom; sisters are gathered around a large stone table

Dramatis Personae: Mother Superior; a stern MILF, Sister Hottenbotherd; the eager one, Sister Swallows; very flexible, Sister Barely; just turned 18

[Sisters are giggling and talking; enter Mother Superior; she cracks a riding crop on the table surface]

Mother Superior: I've called this meeting to address the issue of the Space Foxxx chapter of female Space Marines.

Sister Hottenbotherd: (with much pout) It's not fair! We're supposed to be the only daughters of the Emperor worthy of power armor!

Sister Swallows: Those impious harlots are stealing a heretical amount of attention from us!

Mother Superior: (darkly, with sexy conviction) Yes, they must be punished forthwith.

Sister Barely: But how, mother superior?

Mother Superior: There is only one option. We must disguise ourselves as Slaaneshi cultists and corrupt their flesh.

Sister Swallows: But mother superior, we don't know anything about Slaanesh worship or the unclean arts.

Mother Superior: That is why I have obtained this, the Codex Kamasutricus, from the librarium of forbidden texts! And these modified excrutiator wands!

[all initiates gasp and huddle together in a sexy, fearful fashon]

Sister Hottenbotherd: (lips quivering) You mean, we will be forced to do unnatural things . . .

Mother Superior: For the Emperor! Remove your power armor, sisters.

[sororitas-on-sororitas nastiness ensues]

Sister Hottenbotherd: What will we do now that we have studied the ruinous positions?

Mother Superior: We will employ these demonic powers of seduction on the Space Foxxx Marines. Then I will call on an old friend for help.

Sister Swallows: Who, mother superior?

Mother Superior: Inquisitor Ron Jeremy of Ordos Libido![/quote]

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DarkHound — GMT

[quote=Manchu][sororitas-on-sororitas nastiness ensues][/quote]That's it?! Damn it Manchu! I'm going to take this to /b/ and get a proper porn out of it.

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Manchu — GMT

PM me links!

*Edit: or rather, the results

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I-bounty-hunt-the-elderly — GMT

[quote=Manchu]PM me links!

*Edit: or rather, the results[/quote]

You realise the usual result of pornography is a certain bodily fluid, right? Not something I'd like to receive via PM, but whatever floats your boat . . .

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Kilkrazy — GMT

There you go.

[img]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1772/spacefoxxxlostprimarchs.png[/img]

It was inspired by Chapter Space Foxxx and I commissioned it from a Brazillian artist called Josue Pereira.

http://jopereira.deviantart.com/

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Manchu — GMT

Wait is there actually a Space Foxxx chapter? (Well, you get what I'm asking.) I thought I had just come up with the name for the sake of that joke. Really had no idea there was such a thing outside of that!

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RDizzle — GMT

i like the cow with the udders

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liquidjoshi — GMT

ok, type these in on youtube:

Carron and the metal boxes
SPESS MARHEENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH
How are the men?
Dawn of awesome
How soulstorm should have ended

also watch some of the videos linked to them. I might have missed/ forgotten one.
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sorry, I found these, and had to post them.

[/img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:iCrnX9yyzlJ8lM:http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/slimnoche/warhammer/1178508487101gl1.jpg[img]

[/img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jf__FQtCJRH1uM:http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn301/auxellion/Posters/Move.jpg[img]

[/img]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/MB2456/Funny/absolutefutility.jpg[img]

[/img]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh158/vividwings/Warhammer%20motivational%20Posters/kharn3.jpg[img]

and finally

[/img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:C08UamGxWvUlYM:http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40k5thEditionGaussWeapons.jpg[img] (new codex please, GW!)

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metallifan — GMT

[i]'SPEHSS MARHEENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH'[/i] Isn't funny at all. I've seen it and it's just rapidly replaying clips over and over. It's the crap 13 year olds put up because THEY think it's hilarious.

Dawn of Awesome on the other hand, is a great video. 'SPEHSS MEH-REEN' walking on his head FTW

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Manchu — GMT

I love how Carron loses his train of thought for a moment, so overwrought he is about metal bawkses.

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metallifan — GMT

"RHI-NOES! RHII-NOES! OWER ENEMEEZ HIED IN METEL BAWKSEZ! TEH COWERDZ! TEH FEWLZ! We... *Asthma gasp* We... [i]*Uhh... Line? Oh right!*[/i] Should take away... their Metel BAWKSEZ!"

Love his one HUGE eyebrow too

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IvanTih — GMT

MOAR DAKKA http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Fileakkatitan.jpg

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Hmph. Needs Moar Dakka.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Hmph. Needs Moar Dakka.[/quote]

[img]http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/795329/1238522887253.jpg[/img]

MOAR DAKKA!

EDIT: I just realized he's got a couple of Gaunt heads above and below his own

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Kilkrazy — GMT

MOAR DAKKA is when the Prince out of Katamari Damacy rolls his ball into a very big gun show.

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[quote=Manchu]Wait is there actually a Space Foxxx chapter? (Well, you get what I'm asking.) I thought I had just come up with the name for the sake of that joke. Really had no idea there was such a thing outside of that![/quote]

It's a big galaxy. Who knows what strange things are hiding out there?

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Manchu — GMT

If those strange things are as comely as Space Foxxx marines, I say we go and find out.

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CadianXV — GMT

@metallifan: Needs more dakka.

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Aya — GMT

I think perhaps he was being sarcastic?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Nope. If there is one thing that we as honest human beings can never EVER joke about, it is the constant, unending, undying, everlasting urge for MOAR DAKKA...

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Shad0w — GMT

... This topics a joke, right?

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Ridcully — GMT

[quote=Shad0w]... This topics a joke, right?[/quote]
Shad0w, if you do not have something serious to add to this debate please refrain from such comments in the future.

jk

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Advent — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Emperors Faithful]Hmph. Needs Moar Dakka.[/quote]

[img]http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/795329/1238522887253.jpg[/img]

Any ork would wet himself with sheer joy at the sight and prospect of getting that done to himself...... Any proposed rules for that? Lets say, at Range 36'' S5 Ap5 Heavy 30.hits any unit within 36'' D3 times. Ultimate mob killer

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Advent]Any ork would wet himself with sheer joy at the sight and prospect of getting that done to himself...... Any proposed rules for that? Lets say, at Range 36'' S5 Ap5 Heavy 30.hits any unit within 36'' D3 times. Ultimate mob killer [/quote]

S5? AP5?? Hvy 30??? That's hardy Orky enough! It needs to be SSaC+2D6 AP(X) Hvy 30+3D12

Now THAT would be a good [quote][u][b]apocalpocalpse[/b][/u][/quote] unit

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Don't forget to call in the orbital bonbonbaderments

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

To phase out with?

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children of filth — GMT

only if you're guardsmen.

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metallifan — GMT

No, it's not guardsmen, it's:

[quote]guards men[/quote]

And

[quote]space [b][u]maines[/u][/b][/quote]

The Emperor's mighty fishermen

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Doombot001 — GMT

assualt on black reach
08/01/20091 Comment(s)
[quote]

my dead pile
i had a nother game latly it was assault on black reach 1500 pts each side it wasnt easy we rolled to see who would go first i got a 3 will got a oneso i went first i did a heck load of shooting and a heck load of moving.my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor [b]only 5 penatrating hits[/b]:(
all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback.Mykiller kans charged in on his assault marines took out all of them my war boz ran up to the [b]comandeder[/b] and ripped off his head and flung it acrossh the floor.Then my stikbommer blew up the pretitor slinging him accross the bored.wills turn he didnt move [b]he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men[/b]!He lobbed a [b]wortex[/b] grenade at me th wind took it back to hin ripping of chunks of his bodysending him through the worp.eventuly he managed to blow up my killa kan taking his men burning with it.Next its my turn my [b]lotted lemon russ [/b]took out the rest of the 10 guys and my kan took out the last man standing[/quote]

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children of filth — GMT

Only five penentrating hits with his... 'slugger' boyz? must be all those wortex grenades and comandeders.

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

[quote=Doombot001]assualt on black reach
08/01/20091 Comment(s)
[quote]
my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor only 5 penatrating hits all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback.[/quote][/quote]

[img]http://sinigami.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/picard-facepalm2.jpg[/img]

I had forgotten about that particular one...

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Oh no, I had enforced a mental block on that vile blog. Quickly think of something, something....anything....

Yo thanks Xhibit for pimping my squig.....

[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/r0xbwm.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I see your pimped up squiggoth and raise you a looted Golden Throne...

[img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs18/300W/f/2007/169/6/9/Looted_Golden_Throne_by_Jaekyu.jpg[/img]

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

The emperor you say, I always thought he looked more like this(just kidding)....

[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/xfwb5u.jpg[/IMG]
(and yes I see they have spelled emperor wrong.)

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Mundar — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Emperors Faithful]57) Commandments 54, 55 and 56 are rendered null and void if a certain tactial genius is present.[/quote]

Hmm... Yep... Seems appropriate:

[IMG]http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee149/Odst112/Tacticageniuspool.jpg[/IMG]

Always a classic picture [/quote]

Where'd that pic come from? I painted that Creed years ago for my old Guard army. Funny to see him pop up in a random silly picture.

I was like "Errr, he looks familiar?".

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n0t_u — GMT

Him showing up in a random picture you see years later must have taken some kind of Tactical Genius...

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Dark Lord Seanron — GMT

[quote=Doombot001]assualt on black reach
08/01/20091 Comment(s)
[quote]

my dead pile
i had a nother game latly it was assault on black reach 1500 pts each side it wasnt easy we rolled to see who would go first i got a 3 will got a oneso i went first i did a heck load of shooting and a heck load of moving.my 26 slugger boyz opened fire on his preditor [b]only 5 penatrating hits[/b]:(
all it did was shake the crew and destory its twinlinked laser cannon and the storm bolter so now it's a razorback.Mykiller kans charged in on his assault marines took out all of them my war boz ran up to the [b]comandeder[/b] and ripped off his head and flung it acrossh the floor.Then my stikbommer blew up the pretitor slinging him accross the bored.wills turn he didnt move [b]he was in range his flamer opend fire on the boyz but barbiqued his own men[/b]!He lobbed a [b]wortex[/b] grenade at me th wind took it back to hin ripping of chunks of his bodysending him through the worp.eventuly he managed to blow up my killa kan taking his men burning with it.Next its my turn my [b]lotted lemon russ [/b]took out the rest of the 10 guys and my kan took out the last man standing[/quote][/quote]

Wow...just wow...

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HellsGuardian316 — GMT

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=hellsguardian316]
I hear he writes for White Dwarf now...

[/quote]

I hear his real name is Jervis Johnson

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Ketara — GMT

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metallifan — GMT

MULTILAZ0R Craving? See: My sig

[quote=Wikipedia]
C.S Goto's MULTILASERs have MULTILASERed MULTILASERed MULTILASERs and MULTILASERed MULTILASER amongst MULTILASERs. Negative MULTILASERSs of Goto's MULTILASERhammer MULTILASERs have MULTILASERcised the MULTILASER's lack of MULTILASER to MULTILASER MULTILASERground (MULTILASERally known as "MULTILASERS"). MULTILASER MULTILASER, many of the MULTILASERs are MULTILASER and MULTILASER Goto's work for its style of MULTILASERing and MULTILASERs by MULTILASER[/quote]

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ZacktheChaosChild — GMT

Warhammer is the most badass game out there and should remain so.

But the average pic posted for shits and giggles can't hurt.

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Cheese Elemental — GMT

Have you guys heard the story of the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?

I say, someone's already posted it. Do you need to see it again?

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children of filth — GMT

No. No we don't

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Cheese Elemental — GMT

No? Well, you must be in denial. Just wait till you see how great it is!

You see, once there was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike...

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Cheese Elemental]No? Well, you must be in denial. Just wait till you see how great it is!

You see, once there was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike...[/quote]

Not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike!?

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starbomber109 — GMT

[quote=Cheese Elemental]
You see, once there was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike...[/quote]

Then a black and white warboss on a black and white bike rode up to him

the black and white space marine on the black and white bike said "Holy ! Your the black and white warboss on the black and white bike!"

The black and white warboss shouted "WAAAAGH!" and murdered the joke.

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Cryonicleech — GMT

At least the Black and White Space Marine on The Black and White Bike didn't have to deal with Eldrad.

That Dick...

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n0t_u — GMT

I never thought I'd see it, but people didn't "CREEEEEEEEEEED!" that "must have taken some sort of Tactical Genius...."

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Oh...those posts must have outflanked some other thread..that must of taken some sort of Tactical Gen-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! (enough E's? lol)

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liquidjoshi — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Oh...those posts must have outflanked some other thread..that must of taken some sort of Tactical Gen-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!! (enough E's? lol)[/quote]

Outflanking? Didn't see that coming. It must have been a tactical gen-
CRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Enough Es? )

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Wait outflanking, tactical genius.....

[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/23m7l2p.jpg[/IMG]

Creeeeed....scares me.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Well, at least he's a better character than Vance Motherfething Stubbs.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Deff Dread red Edition]Wait [b]outfalnking[/b], tactical genius.....[/quote]

Looks like your 'a' outflanked your 'l'

But... that would take some sort of Tactical Geni-CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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Deff Dread red Edition — GMT

Oh sweet monkey riding a unicycle he has exploited my error and will now strike in my moment of shame...I must be watchful for this must have taken some sort of tactical geni-CREEEEEED!

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IvanTih — GMT

da must take sum takikul genius CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[img]http://www.leadfoots.com/images/Awesome%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

Wait! How did this thread become so awesome?
It must of taken some sort of tactical genius...

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KingCracker — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful][img]http://www.leadfoots.com/images/Awesome%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

Wait! How did this thread become so awesome?
It must of taken some sort of tactical genius... [/quote]

OOoooOOOoOOOoOOO Im looting that seal

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metallifan — GMT

CREEEEED! Is also an expert at outflanking your dinner, as my friend discovered one night while enjoying a watermelon (This shot taken from my P&M blog):

[IMG]http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l8/crunchmo/RyanCREEEEEEED.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

LOL

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Doombot001 — GMT

For those of you who have never seen this......EPIC. (Family safe).

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475

(can't find a direct link)

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Doombot001]For those of you who have never seen this......EPIC. (Family safe).

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475

(can't find a direct link)[/quote]
Same guy headed up the 40k collab, which had a thread somewhere around here: [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517327[/url]

I was going to be part of it but I backed out due to other obligations and schoolwork. That and I couldn't come up with a good idea, so I just made those terrible Dawn of Awesome cartoons. I need to get back to making good animations again.

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n0t_u — GMT

Backing out of that must have taaa
[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

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dnecro — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475
[/quote]

Now being and animator and a die hard 40k player. i can safely say that is animation is not worth any of me time or your for that matter. the animations in not of good quality and i find it lacking some what and this animations is not going to help the 40k universe ether.

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

I'm probably going to regret this, but...

Where does the Creed joke come from?

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kirsanth — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama]I'm probably going to regret this, but...

Where does the Creed joke come from?[/quote]
IG codex, [url=http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4544432/](1d)4chan[/url], dakka, or the depths of hell.

Choose (or add to the list), as you will.

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Aduro — GMT

[quote=Doombot001]For those of you who have never seen this......EPIC. (Family safe).

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475

(can't find a direct link)[/quote]

Reminds me of Worms.

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM][quote=Doombot001]For those of you who have never seen this......EPIC. (Family safe).

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453475

(can't find a direct link)[/quote]
Same guy headed up the 40k collab, which had a thread somewhere around here: [url]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/517327[/url]

I was going to be part of it but I backed out due to other obligations and schoolwork. That and I couldn't come up with a good idea, so I just made those terrible Dawn of Awesome cartoons. I need to get back to making good animations again.[/quote]

Dawn of Awesome is one of those video's that gets better and better the more you revisit it.

I DEMAND MORE MOVIES!!!

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Ultrafool — GMT

40k Collab is full of win.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Doombot001]Dawn of Awesome is one of those videos that gets better and better the more you revisit it.

I DEMAND MORE MOVIES!!! [/quote]

+1 for moar Dawn of Awesome. DoW II's resident Emo kid has some lines that I'm sure you could rip into

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KingCracker — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama]I'm probably going to regret this, but...

Where does the Creed joke come from?[/quote]

Because he has that rule where he can outflank pretty much with everything or something along those lines. Some of those comic strips are funny

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liquidjoshi — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Doombot001]Dawn of Awesome is one of those videos that gets better and better the more you revisit it.

I DEMAND MORE MOVIES!!! [/quote]

+1 for moar Dawn of Awesome. DoW II's resident Emo kid has some lines that I'm sure you could rip into [/quote]

I also demand more Dawn of Awesome. More, more backward walking marines, more MEHTAL BAWKSEZ, more simultaneous deep-strikes, more crappy voice acting!

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=ChristmasMarine]l
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/16/633780646344363720-nekkidchicks.jpg[/img][/quote]

Whenever I see this image, I can't help but hear my brothers ringtone-"Hey playa, you got a message!"

But anyway...
[img]http://www.skynet.ie/~cheese/GsocStuff/This_Thread_is_Unclean.jpg[/img]

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Doombot001 — GMT

[u][b]SURPRISE!!!![/b][/u]

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c337/TheBunkNasty/Bee/img483d78c5d34ab.jpg[/img]

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Candroth — GMT

Hey, I didn't start the thread necromancy, so don't jump on me:

... I want those earrings in the OP. O.O

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despoiler52 — GMT

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skPiuV1eI/AAAAAAAACgw/twrNX0-cTxY/40k+Awkward+Moments.jpg

It's reasons like these that I love Warhammer 40K, you don't see that many fantasy jokes.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Candroth]Hey, I didn't start the thread necromancy, so don't jump on me:

... I want those earrings in the OP. O.O[/quote]

It's only a Necro if:

A) It's over a month old

B) It's a concluded thread

C) The thread doesn't include a multitude of CREEEEEED, MULTILAZ0RZ, or Demotivationals.

You're safe. We won't declare you Excommunicate... Yet.

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Candroth]Hey, I didn't start the thread necromancy, so don't jump on me:

... I want those earrings in the OP. O.O[/quote]

......

C) The thread doesn't include a multitude of CREEEEEED, [b]MULTILAZ0RZ[/b], or Demotivationals.

You're safe. We won't declare you Excommunicate... Yet. [/quote]

This from the guy that tore the CS Goto Wiki a new one....

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IvanTih — GMT

Necromancer:Rise,rise again PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K and serve DakkaDakka once again.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Doombot001][quote=metallifan][quote=Candroth]Hey, I didn't start the thread necromancy, so don't jump on me:

... I want those earrings in the OP. O.O[/quote]

......

C) The thread doesn't include a multitude of CREEEEEED, [b]MULTILAZ0RZ[/b], or Demotivationals.

You're safe. We won't declare you Excommunicate... Yet. [/quote]

This from the guy that tore the CS Goto Wiki a new one.... [/quote]

Of course. One can never have enough MULTILAZ0RZ, "What is like normal (Insert here - in this case, LAZ0RZ!!!!1!) only better."

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[img]http://www.chromeangel.co.uk/rspecies/Imperial%20Guard/Multi-laser.jpg[/img]

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[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy]
[img]http://www.skynet.ie/~cheese/GsocStuff/This_Thread_is_Unclean.jpg[/img][/quote]

Ummm...what's with the fox-people?

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Beastajg — GMT

Believe it or not its said when things are getting criticsised by other things it either means it sucks or its getting very popluar. and I doubt that 40k is getting worse. The reason why is because everyone is know taking a look at 40k now.

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/grey-knights-demotivational-poster-1216592329.jpg[/img]

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someguysgun — GMT

This thread is epic

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@n0t_u: I don't get the second bit?

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]@n0t_u: I don't get the second bit?[/quote]
I see what you did there

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Shaman — GMT

Thats gotta be the most popular baby ever.

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keezus — GMT

[quote=Shaman]Thats gotta be the most popular baby ever.[/quote]
Look closely... this baby was likely interupted from enjoying a light snack consisting of a handful of sand.

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Ennkay — GMT

[quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/10/6/293124829fe62ed5dd5e243d9759a545_11022.jpg[/img][/quote]

GOD DAMNED PRETTY MARINES

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BaronIveagh — GMT

... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...

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keezus — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...[/quote]
You called?

hl=en_GB&fs=1&">hl=en_GB&fs=1&" >

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

LOL

Doesn't someone have that for their avatar on here?

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orkylooter — GMT

tobi nid guy

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...[/quote]
Where's Doctor Thunder when you need him?

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DarkHound — GMT

[quote=Beastajg]Believe it or not its said when things are getting criticsised by other things it either means it sucks or its getting very popluar.[/quote]You just blew my mind.

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Ummm...what's with the fox-people? [/quote]
You must be new to the internet. Er, was I just inverse-trolled?

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[quote=Brother SRM][quote=BaronIveagh]... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...[/quote]
Where's Doctor Thunder when you need him?[/quote]
As long as I'm around to see his name mentioned, his spirit will always [url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/245131.page]live on[/url].

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Manchu]
As long as I'm around to see his name mentioned, his spirit will always [url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/245131.page]live on[/url].[/quote]

Here's a round for the Doctor! May his greenstuff boobs never fall off! And someplace i have that dansen battle sister's original animated gif...

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Exarch_Nektel — GMT

[quote=tau_etheral]Those en people are killing warhammer 40k. we must stop people who think this game should have peace and cuteness... oh great. they are murdering it i mean the name has war and hammer i mean really here are some pics for example. what do you think we should do with the people who would see warhammer 40k as a game of peice

ugh[/quote]

tau_etherial, I can't help but notice your avatar.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

Hey ho! Fresh from the forges:

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...[/quote]

We had them on page 2 of the thread.

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[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/0/0b/Femalemini.jpg[/img]

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Black Blow Fly — GMT

That's pretty darn funny!

G

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Kilkrazy — GMT

If someone made a set of Femarine figures as nice as that one I would buy them.

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Karon — GMT

[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/eomolina/R8skLSuV1SI/AAAAAAAACfQ/89mAyt_IBDs/40k Scientology - Chaos.jpg[/img]

More proof that Scientology = bullshit

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/0/0b/Femalemini.jpg[/img][/quote]

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DarkHound — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy]Hey ho! Fresh from the forges:[/quote]Dear lord man!
*wrong "they're"
*wrong "Warhound's"

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][quote=Kilkrazy]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/0/0b/Femalemini.jpg[/img][/quote]

[/quote]

You know, I'd buy a ton of those just to make a small SM army to watch my opponents head explode. I also drag eye candy to tournaments for the same reason... You'd be amazed how effective breasts really are at totally screwing up people's tactics. (And once there's no one left but myself and the handful of female gamers... well, my odds are much better. Not that they suck, far from, but fewer opponents is always a good thing.)

The funniest part is that many of my foes KNOW I'm doing this... and still lose.

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Volkov — GMT

CREEEEEEEEEEEEED

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lalabox — GMT

[quote=n0t_u][img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631640773580826-legotitans.jpg[/img][/quote]

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/3068817803_99253a5f64.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3432/3348641069_7179eff659.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3580/3321690201_975758dc3a.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/2962749638_368698306e.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/3245675623_63ff8f1b84.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/2783044720_8811bab3ac.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2808402330_ed16ef6c06.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3396377482_92fd559abe.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3397/3308562153_cf616924e9.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2715016398_1554667177.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2202/2445034814_57de03b30a_o.jpg[/img]

Also:

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zBfosmrKXhs/SODDsGm492I/AAAAAAAAAaU/fsjIB8hiJck/s1600/Stormhammer%2Bposter28440796.JPG[/img]
[img]http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/DestyNova/chibi.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/e1/Ork_flowchart.png[/img]

Example of 'requiring more dakka':
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/ce/Dakka.jpg[/img]

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Aduro — GMT

I wish the guy had given instructions on how to make that lego Warhound, it's rather awesome.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=DarkHound]Dear lord man!
*wrong "they're"
*wrong "Warhound's"[/quote]

I faied again, didn't I?

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[quote=Aduro]I wish the guy had given instructions on how to make that lego Warhound, it's rather awesome.[/quote]

The chibi Dread is moar awesome!

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Asherian Command — GMT

[quote=lalabox][quote=n0t_u][img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631640773580826-legotitans.jpg[/img][/quote]

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/3068817803_99253a5f64.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3432/3348641069_7179eff659.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3580/3321690201_975758dc3a.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/2962749638_368698306e.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/3245675623_63ff8f1b84.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/2783044720_8811bab3ac.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2808402330_ed16ef6c06.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3396377482_92fd559abe.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3397/3308562153_cf616924e9.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2715016398_1554667177.jpg?v=0[/img]
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2202/2445034814_57de03b30a_o.jpg[/img]

Also:

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zBfosmrKXhs/SODDsGm492I/AAAAAAAAAaU/fsjIB8hiJck/s1600/Stormhammer%2Bposter28440796.JPG[/img]
[img]http://pictureposter.allbrand.nu/pictures/DestyNova/chibi.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/e1/Ork_flowchart.png[/img]

Example of 'requiring more dakka':
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/ce/Dakka.jpg[/img]

[/quote]
Well i can tell you this LOL.
THE MOST EPIC PICTURES TO COME TO THIS PLANET HAVE COME!
Well anyway i thought this was funny
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/19/633600555209383258-posing.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o306/Drivestort/theEmperor.jpg[/img]

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despoiler52 — GMT

Basicaly this thread is about replasing christian god with 40k god. Nice, also who would win a fight between Jesus and the emporer?

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JD21290 — GMT

The emperor, we all know jesus is a fairytale

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sniperjolly — GMT

HERESY!....?

[img]http://veggiemacabre.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/spanish_inquisition.jpg[/img]

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makr — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/d/db/Inquisitors.jpg[/img]

Did someone say Inquisition?

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corpsesarefun — GMT

Irony... a guy with a tau based name is complaining about 40k becoming less grimdark

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metallifan — GMT

To add yet more 40K Humor, check out Dakka's recent contributions to the C.S. Goto page:

[quote]Multilaser Sebastian "Multilaser" Goto (born 1970) is an author primarily notable for his novels and short stories set in the Multilaser universe. He got his multilaser with several short stories published in Multilaser! magazine and his first novel, a novelation of Dawn of Multilaser, appeared in 2004. Born in Multilaser, he now lives on the Pacific coast of Multilaser(this pleases him) .

Contents [hide]
1 Stories
2 Novels
2.1 Dawn of War series
2.2 Deathwatch series
3 Reception
4 External links

Stories
The Multilaser of Multilaser
Originally published in Multilaser! #42, May 2004
Multilaser Multilaser
Originally published in Multilaser! #46, January 2005
Reprinted in the anthology Bringers of Multilaser (Black Multilaser, 2005).
Tears of Multilaser
Multilaser
Published in Tales from the Dark Multilaser anthology (Black Multilaser, 2006)

Novels
Multilaser (2005)
Eldar Multilaser (2007)

Dawn of War series
Multilaser: Dawn of Multilaser (2004)
Multilaser: Multilaser (2005)
Dawn of War: This pleases me greatly (2006)

Deathwatch series
Multilaser brood (2005)
Warrior Multilaser (2006)

Reception
C.S Goto's novels have caused mixed multilasers and heated multilasers amongst fans, which pleases him. Negative reviews of Goto's Multilaser novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Multilaser background (colloquially known as "MULTILAZ0RZ"). This pleases him. Despite this, many of the multilasers are positive and praise Goto's work for its style of tanksurfing and multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of Multilaser novels, which are based on the PC Games by Multilaser.[citation needed](this pleases him)[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassern_S._Goto

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

BTW Metallifan, the bonbaonbardlements site is no more.

I suspect that GW PLC issued him a C&D letter

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despoiler52 — GMT

I find it interesting that the crosses on the models are replaced with a skull, as Adam Savage would say "I ignore your god and substitute my own"

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=despoiler52]Basicaly this thread is about replasing christian god with 40k god. Nice, also who would win a fight between Jesus and the emporer?[/quote]
I see we need to have this up again:

[img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa75/sitmihilux/godemperor.jpg?t=1259638849[/img]

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despoiler52 — GMT

LOL, looks like he's gonna smack someone.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

That picture makes it look like Jesus is going to lean down and bitch-slap you. Twice.

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Ninja'd: OMG. I totally didn't even see your post despoiler52!

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Owain — GMT

Ahem..... how many asses did Jesus kick? How many did the Emperor kick?....

Argument solved.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?

How many times did the Emperor need a machine to keep him alive?

Argument continues.

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Manchu — GMT

Pic is from the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in Washington, D.C. although I'm guessing this is pretty much what you would find on a Shrineworld in the GrimDark.

It's second-coming Jesus in judgement mode, I think, for those who like action figure-esque descriptions.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@Previous EF post: LOL, coming from me...

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Owain]Ahem..... how many asses did Jesus kick?[/quote]

Considering that in Trinitarian Christianity, Father and Son are the same God . . . I'd say, all of the asses.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

But doesn't that kinda count more as 'assists' than actual kills.

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Manchu — GMT

For Catholics, yes they're assists. For Protestants, you get Pwn'd by the Big Guy.

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despoiler52 — GMT

LOL, I think the biggest argument here is, who has a bitchin' gold power armour with built in lighting claws, and who "tunrs the other cheek"

HAHAHA nice "Emperors Faithful" it happens to the best of us.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I don't see how it's possible to turn the other cheek when your face has been ripped of by a lighting claw.

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Manchu — GMT

You can when your other cheek has a 1+ Invulnerable Save.

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Asherian Command — GMT

OMG I LOVED IT HAHAHAHAHA.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Manchu]You can when your other cheek has a 1+ Invulnerable Save.[/quote]

But a one always fails...doesn't it?

Also, not to sound cheeky, buuuuut...

Was that +1 save of his working when he was nailed up?

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Was that +1 save of his working when he was nailed up? [/quote]
He gets "We'll Be Back."

Also, "not to sound cheeky"? Oh, you.

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful] Was that +1 save of his working when he was nailed up? [/quote]

That was bad and you should feel bad.

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Kogwar — GMT

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254803035941.jpg[/IMG]
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!

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Grimaldi — GMT

Saw this posted up at my local store:

[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/JGrimaldi/Picture199.jpg[/IMG]

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Kogwar — GMT

"And they called it puppy loooooove."

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sniperjolly — GMT

NOW IN HD!!!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/1/16/1230024061774.png[/img]

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Kragura — GMT

Ive got more but these two are my favorite ones that will fit.

[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5087/topgubbinzbymrculexus.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6439/2m8t5.jpg[/img]

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=metallifan]To add yet more 40K Humor, check out Dakka's recent contributions to the C.S. Goto page:

[quote]Multilaser Sebastian "Multilaser" Goto (born 1970) is an author primarily notable for his novels and short stories set in the Multilaser universe. He got his multilaser with several short stories published in Multilaser! magazine and his first novel, a novelation of Dawn of Multilaser, appeared in 2004. Born in Multilaser, he now lives on the Pacific coast of Multilaser(this pleases him) .

Contents [hide]
1 Stories
2 Novels
2.1 Dawn of War series
2.2 Deathwatch series
3 Reception
4 External links

Stories
The Multilaser of Multilaser
Originally published in Multilaser! #42, May 2004
Multilaser Multilaser
Originally published in Multilaser! #46, January 2005
Reprinted in the anthology Bringers of Multilaser (Black Multilaser, 2005).
Tears of Multilaser
Multilaser
Published in Tales from the Dark Multilaser anthology (Black Multilaser, 2006)

Novels
Multilaser (2005)
Eldar Multilaser (2007)

Dawn of War series
Multilaser: Dawn of Multilaser (2004)
Multilaser: Multilaser (2005)
Dawn of War: This pleases me greatly (2006)

Deathwatch series
Multilaser brood (2005)
Warrior Multilaser (2006)

Reception
C.S Goto's novels have caused mixed multilasers and heated multilasers amongst fans, which pleases him. Negative reviews of Goto's Multilaser novels have criticised the author's lack of adherence to Multilaser background (colloquially known as "MULTILAZ0RZ"). This pleases him. Despite this, many of the multilasers are positive and praise Goto's work for its style of tanksurfing and multilasers. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of Multilaser novels, which are based on the PC Games by Multilaser.[citation needed](this pleases him)[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassern_S._Goto

[/quote]

Screenshot, baybeh!!!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@Kragura:

LOL

I used to watch that show as a kid.

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IvanTih — GMT

Can you tell me this,from were comes C.S Goto multilaser joke?

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Kragura][img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6439/2m8t5.jpg[/img][/quote]
Win

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Gandair — GMT

[quote=Crystal-Maze]Personally I would kill for the kill for the ripper earrings, and that cakolith looks absolutely awsome. [/quote]

haha, after seeing those ripper earrings I decided to make a pair for my friend. I never thought my jewling hobby would intermix with my 40k hobby. Now I just gotta buy the hooks

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Kogwar — GMT

[quote=n0t_u][quote=Kragura][img]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6439/2m8t5.jpg[/img][/quote]
All i have to say about captin planetfall marine is NO though he is beter than captin planet and his " I have a part of nature at my control what should i do with it..... nothing im going to call in a gay blue dude." It shoul dhave been elar and i think the indian kid got jipped i mean come on love though i bet that could come in handy at the bar.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=IvanTih]Can you tell me this,from were comes C.S Goto multilaser joke?[/quote]

He uses a lot of Multilasers in his books. He thinks Space Marines use Multilasers as tandard weapons. And EVERYONE surfs ON their tank.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/30/633636365560410808-angermanagement.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.whiznet.com/yabbfiles/Attachments/motivator3470191.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

++ Databurst Recieved++

The Feral world of Earth is heretical! Recommend Exterminatus.

Report by Inquisitor Chan.

First they mock us.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768796279.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259769014656.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259769126018.jpg[/IMG]

UnImperial Space marine fraternization

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259769272424.png[/IMG]

Tau warrior Sighted

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259769251087.jpg[/IMG]

Uplifting primer Tau warrior sighted

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768188124.jpg[/IMG]

Eldar!!! Xenos scum, send in the guard

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768287218.jpg[/IMG]

Emperor help us, we are doomed

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768132405.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259767089370.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768384016.jpg[/IMG]

Chaos scum sighted.. warp storm building..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259763295980.jpg[/IMG]

Ah!!! The emperor protects

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259767015713.jpg[/IMG]

Sigmar!!!>?

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259766945969.jpg[/IMG]

The fate of Inquisitor Chan........................

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259761493895.jpg[/IMG]

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Inquisitor Chan's Appendixx

Mock fig 9993534

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259761291084.jpg[/IMG]

Techpriest traitors

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259762265302.jpg[/IMG]

Hobbits alluding to an error with our Heroic scale

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259763169866.jpg[/IMG]

Due to the problems with the guard matters were taken to motivate

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259762596593.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259766902930.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259763932125.jpg[/IMG]

Result

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259767148753.jpg[/IMG]

Unauthorized fraternization punishments

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768629901.jpg[/IMG]

Error 1164-file missing
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259764948706.jpg[/IMG]

Prototype Thunder amour designs.. Unleash exterminatius!! now before its too late.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259246848055.jpg[/IMG]

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Tyyr — GMT

That Repentia is wearing FAR too much.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

We had a guy called Mr. Russ for a supply teacher today. Strangely, he had a thick Northen accent, and a long beard. Have I inadvertently found the lost Primarch?

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starbomber109 — GMT

[quote=Kogwar][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1254803035941.jpg[/IMG]
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!![/quote]

STOP GIVING ME BAD IDEAS FOR NID ARMIES D: !

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Kogwar — GMT

Ok most of the guard dudes look awsome ecsept for that comi with the getto plasma pistol, huray for guys with no life.

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BIBBI — GMT

[quote=Tim the Biovore]I am so old I can remember a time when Pluto was as big as a planet, and there was only 151 Pokemon. [/quote]

there where never 151 Pokemon at the same time, there where the original 150. mew and mew two were introduced at the same time

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Kogwar — GMT

Ah Bibbi always the buzz kill lol

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Gorkamorka — GMT

[quote=BIBBI][quote=Tim the Biovore]I am so old I can remember a time when Pluto was as big as a planet, and there was only 151 Pokemon. [/quote]

there where never 151 Pokemon at the same time, there where the original 150. mew and mew two were introduced at the same time[/quote]
Mewtwo was 150, iirc.
God, why do I remember that.

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Shaman][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259762596593.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
Always thought that Sororitas was pretty segseh. Don't judge me.

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alexwars1 — GMT

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Kragura — GMT

[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/5980/30j71jp.jpg[/img]

Hey look it's me

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

*facepalm*

I have to agree with Kermit on this one.

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n0t_u — GMT

Kill it... Kill it with fire
[img]http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/armiesofWAR/empire/WitchHunter/witchhunter-look-01.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5657/heresystamp.png[/img]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

DEATH TO THE EMPRAHS ASIAN GIRL-FRIEND!!!

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?[/quote]

Does book printing count?

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama][quote=Emperors Faithful]How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?[/quote]

Does book printing count?[/quote]

lawl

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=alexwars1]
Yay! My Vandalism of Wikipedia is being officially recognized (though someone else helped.).[/quote]

In all fairness, I did add the "This pleases me greatly" and a few extra Multilasers. Because there just weren't enough multilasers.

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

[quote=Gorkamorka][quote=BIBBI][quote=Tim the Biovore]I am so old I can remember a time when Pluto was as big as a planet, and there was only 151 Pokemon. [/quote]

there where never 151 Pokemon at the same time, there where the original 150. mew and mew two were introduced at the same time[/quote]
Mewtwo was 150, iirc.
God, why do I remember that.[/quote]
Mew-Two was 150. Which doesn't really make sense, considering he was cloned in a lab and either your character or ash is the first who encounters him.

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Tyyr — GMT

[quote=n0t_u]Kill it... Kill it with fire
[img]http://mythicmktg.fileburst.com/war/us/home/images/armiesofWAR/empire/WitchHunter/witchhunter-look-01.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Ya gotta love WH, that guy could be perfectly at home in Fantasy or the 41st Millenium. Progress? **** that.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Shaman]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768384016.jpg[/IMG]

[/quote]

Swiss greatcoat, probably Swiss Helmet, backpack and gas mask I'm not sure of, looks like a US ALICE style pack with older pattern entrenching tool.

[quote=Shaman]

Due to the problems with the guard matters were taken to motivate

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259762596593.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259766902930.jpg[/IMG]

[/quote] Nice felt work. He's built up what looks like a Swedish great coat, probably WWII era, with extra felt and red trim, plus shoulder boards. Hat looks like it was originally east German. He should be shot for having done that to that beautiful coat... it makes me weep.

[quote=Shaman]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259763932125.jpg[/IMG]

[/quote]

Games Workshop's newest ploy to get us to ignor how they're screwing us.... LOL

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lordrevege — GMT

Whoa!!!! I'm getting my gf a set of those ripper ear rings.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama][quote=Emperors Faithful]How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?[/quote]

Does book printing count?[/quote]

Ohhhh, rimshot!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

This is my new fav:

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

lol

Is funny because is true...

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n0t_u — GMT

How long before that picture becomes removed itself?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

How long is it before this THREAD is removed?

Before Dakka is removed?

Before WE are removed?!?

*panick attack*

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n0t_u — GMT

The universe is unraveling...

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alexwars1 — GMT

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassern_S._Goto[/url]
I fixed wikipedia again. Its weird how it never gets any less entertaining doing that.

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=Anung Un Rama][quote=Emperors Faithful]How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?[/quote]
Does book printing count?[/quote]
Ohhhh, rimshot![/quote]
I know. I usually don't say stuff like that online, but that was too god of an opportuniy to pass up.

[quote=lordrevege]Whoa!!!! I'm getting my gf a set of those ripper ear rings. [/quote]
Can someone re-post the pic? I can't seem to find it.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]How long is it before this THREAD is removed?

Before Dakka is removed?

Before WE are removed?!?

*panick attack*[/quote]
They'll take us 1 by 1, stealing us away in the night.....

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kirsanth — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama]
[quote=lordrevege]Whoa!!!! I'm getting my gf a set of those ripper ear rings. [/quote]
Can someone re-post the pic? I can't seem to find it.
[/quote]
That is funny, I was just thinking the same thing, after backing up again to look for it.

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Sanctjud — GMT

I have 'Nurgle' Earphones...I'll get a pic up here when I can.

Greenstuff: A Nurgle player's wetdream.

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Found pics of my earphones here:
http://www.40konline.com/community/index.php?topic=145682.msg2263568#msg2263568

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Kogwar — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]This is my new fav:[/quote]
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/4/80943f4f71f261f0e8c84d808dd7a886_15571.jpg[/img]
[quote=Emperors Faithful]lol

Is funny because is true...[/quote]

[quote=n0t_u]
How long before that picture becomes removed itself?[/quote]

[quote=Emperors Faithful]How long is it before this THREAD is removed?

Before Dakka is removed?

Before WE are removed?!?

*panick attack*[/quote]

[quote=n0t_u]The universe is unraveling...[/quote]

[quote=BaronIveagh]This is my new fav:[/quote]

It is so true i think *&^&^%^%^%$^#%$#%#%#%#%$#%$ ( the previous statement has been removed at the requeast of the Games workshop legal dipartment do not comment about this change in events or else we shall remove you too )

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Asherian Command — GMT

Nice destruction of Wikipedia. NOW WE MUST DO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!

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Slackermagee — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]This is my new fav:[/quote]

Yeah, G-Dub needs to calm down and look at the Odex cluster of pain. The situations are slightly different, but at the end of the day Odex got mobbed by fans for being overly zealous about their copyrights. They ended up suing a 9 year old over copyright infringement before the end. A NINE year old. People were apparently burning DVDs in the street over in Singapore.

Can the fans over here get that angry? What would it take? A C&D for the DakkaDakka forums (or does that nice TM cover this place?), a protracted legal encounter over minutia posted in Bell Of Lost Souls banners, claims that the word 'Librarium' are trademarked?

Also: If anyone has pics of a giant burning pile of codexes, I'd love to see em.

Also: on the old news about "Librarium" online having to take down double headed eagle iconography... anyone looked at the Albanian flag recently? Are you really allowed to complain about IP infringment when your logo is a cartoon icon of a country's colors?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@Kogwar: "...Kogwar? Kogwa-" ++Muffled screams followed by ruffling of paper and tearing of flesh as lawyers stuff EF down a paper shredder, commenting on relevant legislation.++

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]Nice destruction of Wikipedia. NOW WE MUST DO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE![/quote]
I managed to fit a few more Multilasers into the reception(now called Multilasers) and External Links (now called External Multilasers), I'm sure we can fit a few more in there first. Also check the Space Marines entry
(Just checked, it has been fixed)

[quote=wikipedia]but players are not restricted to these and are free to create their own. Common colour schemes include the blue Ultramarines, green-and-black Salamanders and red-and-black Blood Ravens.[/quote]

was

[quote=wikipedia]but players are not restricted to these and are free to create their own. Common colour schemes include the blue Ultrasmurfs, green-and-black Ultrasmurfs and red-and-black Bahlud Rayvans.[/quote]

As well as various different spellings of space marines (spayse mahrienz, spase marenz etc) and several instances of "Hur!" and Emprah.

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Now it is finished.
[quote=Wikipedia]Multilaser Reception

Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser's multilasers have caused mixed multilasers and heated multilasers amongst multilasers (this pleases him). Negative Multilasers of Multilaser's Multilaser Multilasers have criticised the Multilaser's lack of Multilaser to Multilaser background (colloquially known as "MULT1LAS0RZ"). Despite this, many of the Multilasers are positive and praise Multilaser's work for its style of multilaser and multilaseration of the multilaser. Most prominent among these are the Dawn of Multilaser novels, which are based on the Multilaser Games by Multilaser (this pleases him)

The explosion of the amount of multilaser created by Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser would not come without consequences. At one point the disturbance created by the level of multilaseration in the world caused the European continent to fracture, thus the lesser known island country called Multilaserland was created (this pleases him). Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser's house happened to be the only house on his side of the fracture which lead to the island breaking off of the continent. Multilaserland drifts around the Pacific Ocean circling the globe, occasionally it comes into contact with England, where Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser drops off his latest novel for the Black Library. This tour of the globe, however, makes it rare to actually see Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser leading to rumors that he had actually died in the early 90s. This rumor was however disproved when he was later seen putting the finishing touches on his latest novel in a Starbucks. Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser is currently negotiating with the worlds greatest engineers to try to make Multilaserland into the world's first hover-continent and it's design is intended to have extra rock and stick protection (this pleases him)[citation needed][/quote]

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metallifan — GMT

I think the funniest thing about the Goto page is not what we've written, but rather that they've just given up trying to fix it

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

To be honest, while the joke itself is pretty funny, I really don't like if stuff like that happens to Wikipedia. It's the reason why some people have no respect for information from the Internet. Wiki is better than people say it is. Let's keep it that way.

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metallifan — GMT

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama]To be honest, while the joke itself is pretty funny, I really don't like if stuff like that happens to Wikipedia. It's the reason why some people have no respect for information from the Internet. Wiki is better than people say it is. Let's keep it that way.[/quote]

If that's what happens, that's what happens.

It never happens to the Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers multilasers , multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy][quote=Anung Un Rama]To be honest, while the joke itself is pretty funny, I really don't like if stuff like that happens to Wikipedia. It's the reason why some people have no respect for information from the Internet. Wiki is better than people say it is. Let's keep it that way.[/quote]

If that's what happens, that's what happens.

It never happens to the Encyclopaedia Brittanica.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers, multilasers multilasers multilasers , multilasers multilasers. Multilasers multilasers multilasers multilasers.

Multilasers multilasers multilasers.[/quote]

You, Sir, win ten MULTILAZ0R Interwebz.

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Leigen_Zero — GMT

Apologies for the bad paint-fu here, haven't got photoshop and its 01:45 am over here in blighty:
[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/68162-Humor%2C%20Humour%2C%20Multilasers%2C%20Pimp%20My%20Ride%2C%20Xzibit.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/12/6/68162_sm-Humor%2C%20Humour%2C%20Multilasers%2C%20Pimp%20My%20Ride%2C%20Xzibit.jpg[/img][/url]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

This joke has been multilasered to death. It's time ti move along...

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Sternguard_rock — GMT

Multilaser multilaser multilaser multilaser multilaser multilaser multilaser multilaser. Multilaser multilaser.
thus equals multilaser.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Needs more MULTILAZORZ!!!

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Persephone 66 — GMT

Multilasers are killing 40k.

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n0t_u — GMT

Multilasers kill all.

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Shaman — GMT

Thread sux now.. GG

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vodo40k — GMT

Lots and lots of lol

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metallifan — GMT

Save for the TSOLR, which are rarely funny anyway, most of that has been posted already.

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Nurglitch — GMT

Okay, that last picture of the IG LARPers is too cool.

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Asherian Command — GMT

LOL. well i think we need to do something to C.S goto again!

[img]40k%20funny%20-dakkadakka" target="_blank">[/img]
[img]40k%20funny%20-dakkadakka" target="_blank">[/img]
[img]40k%20funny%20-dakkadakka" target="_blank">[/img] : D
[img]40k%20funny%20-dakkadakka" target="_blank">[/img]
[IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh158/vividwings/Warhammer%20motivational%20Posters/13thblackcrusade.jpg[/IMG]

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despoiler52 — GMT

This thread never ceases to make we LMAO, I always knew chuck norris would make an appearance in 40K.

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Kilkrazy — GMT

With Focus and Postive Thinking you really can achive anything!

Except speling.

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

What's so funny about the Batman Terminator?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]With Focus and Postive Thinking you really can achive anything!

Except [b]speling[/b].[/quote]

I refuse to believe that you did [b]that[/b] on purpose.

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Asherian Command — GMT

DAMN THEY HAVE LOCKED C.S GOTO! UGH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
it is locked for vandilism

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Kilkrazy — GMT

The joke had been played out anyway.

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]DAMN THEY HAVE LOCKED C.S GOTO! UGH!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
it is locked for vandilism[/quote]

It was only a matter of time.

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Asherian Command — GMT

well still. I wanted to do it to him lol.

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pr0t011187 — GMT

lolzroflmao!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=pr0t011187]lolzroflmao!
[/quote]

I swear... is this all you ever say, mate?

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BaronIveagh — GMT

At least it wasn't a roflc0pter!!1!11!one

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]At least it wasn't a roflc0pter!!1!11!one[/quote]

"SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI"

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karimabuseer — GMT

I no longer find this thread amusing. Killcrazys commentsl ighted it up...then I died again.

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I mean lightened...but the edit button is all the way up there...and my hand was brutally crushed today in rugby

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Terje-Tubby — GMT

[quote=Anung Un Rama][quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=Anung Un Rama][quote=Emperors Faithful]How many times did Jesus need a machine to keep him alive?[/quote]
Does book printing count?[/quote]
Ohhhh, rimshot![/quote]
I know. I usually don't say stuff like that online, but that was too [b]god[/b] of an opportuniy to pass up.
[/quote]
Sure?

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=karimabuseer]I no longer find this thread amusing. Killcrazys commentsl ighted it up...then I died again.

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I mean lightened...but the edit button is all the way up there...and my hand was brutally crushed today in rugby [/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM

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Kiten — GMT

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Divergent_Reality/necron/Iron_Shrine_MaidenNecronWarhammer_4.jpg[/img]

Let's give this thread some love.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Kiten][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/Divergent_Reality/necron/Iron_Shrine_MaidenNecronWarhammer_4.jpg[/img]

Let's give this thread some love.[/quote]

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

And the solution:

[img]http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/exterminatus2.jpg[/img]

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CountCross — GMT

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metallifan — GMT

Or just wrong?

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CountCross — GMT

All three I guess.

She's a butter-face though...

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Tacobake — GMT

Pink Necrons 4TW.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

She wants to interface with you... LOL

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karimabuseer — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=karimabuseer]I no longer find this thread amusing. Killcrazys commentsl ighted it up...then I died again.

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I mean lightened...but the edit button is all the way up there...and my hand was brutally crushed today in rugby [/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM

[/quote]
I feel better now. I actually do.

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Brother SRM — GMT

I really wonder how many times the same "funny" pictures can be posted before the Internet implodes on itself.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Excerpts from my merely multiple planet destroying RT/DH campaign:

The party meets their Inquisitor:

"At last you reach the top, only to be cornered by two orks as a torpedo strikes the distant hive behind them, the explosion distracting them them for a moment as two bolt pistol shots ring out, their heads exploding like ripe melons. A powerfully built man smoking a cigar stands over their bodies, silhouetted by the towering mushroom cloud. He turns and looks back for a moment before declaring "Babes, bullets, bombs... damn I love this job!"

Sophia deValois, Rogue Trader: "Well, I do have some of the biggest guns in the system...(referring to her cruiser)
Inquisitor Pyrobolos: Babe, you have some of the biggest guns in the [i]sector[/i]... (not referring to her cruiser.)

Inquisitor Pyrobolos: "I can never be three things: Too good looking, too faithful, or too heavily armed..."

The party, fighting a hive tyrant: "We need bigger frakking guns!" (screamed into a vox)

Greater Daemon: "I will dance on your bones and bathe in your blood! I will tear down your corpse god and feast on your souls!"
Inquisitor Pyrobolos: "Come get some."

Sophia deValois, Rogue Trader: "I haven't seen a planet do [i]that[/i] before...

Inquisitor Pyrobolos: They lost contact with the planet, and then sent in the Astartes.
Player: So we're going in to support the space marines?
Inquisitor Pyrobolos: No, we're going in to find out what [i]happened[/i] to the space marines...

Player 1 (Guardsman): You know how those 13th Penal legionaries used to bitch about going on suicide missions all the time?
Player 2 (also Guardsman): Yeah?
Player 1: After what I just saw in the loo, they're a bunch of limp wristed nancys. (The loo had been 'occupied' by nurglings.)

Player: Dammit, these things are so radioactive they're glowing!
Inquisitor Pyrobolos: Good, we can shoot them in the dark!

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Terje-Tubby — GMT

[quote=metallifan]Save for the TSOLR, which are rarely funny anyway, most of that has been posted already.[/quote]
I think you forgot a little "i think" there

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Terje-Tubby][quote=metallifan]Save for the TSOLR, which are rarely funny anyway, most of that has been posted already.[/quote]
I think you forgot a little "i think" there [/quote]

I don't see anywhere it would fit

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Asherian Command — GMT

WIN!

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dementedwombat — GMT

[quote=sniperjolly]NOW IN HD!!!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/1/16/1230024061774.png[/img][/quote]

Always liked this picture for some reason. Perfectly highlights the absurdity that is the Imperial Guard.

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Volkov — GMT

I am trying to write cheer up on my commissars powerfist

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

"Cheer up heretic!"
*BAMF*
"You just got purged!"

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]"Cheer up heretic!"
*BAMF*
"You just got purged!"[/quote]
And you were declared heretic by some other inquisitor and got shot into head by mine hotshot lasgun

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Who the commissar?

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metallifan — GMT

I think he means you EF. Little does he know that you hold 1st place for most Heretics purged, 5 years running

IMO, that gives you the right to declare anyone, including the Emprah, a Heretic

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I don't know if you've seen this before, metallifan, but someone beat me to it.

[img]http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs40/f/2009/011/a/6/Commissar_Fuklaw_by_Gannadene.jpg[/img]

Of course, a notion like that is...

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

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Asherian Command — GMT

WIN!

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liquidjoshi — GMT

Hmm, how can I add to this...? Anyone met commissar Bison?

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Cambak — GMT

People don't kill Warhammer 40k, Warhammer 40k kills people.... BILLIONS OF PEOPLE,XENOS, and sadly, very little deamons...

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Yes, the daemons really make out in 40k...

Particularly the slaaneshi ones...

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IvanTih — GMT

We are killing the grimdark.

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Macok — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]I don't know if you've seen this before, metallifan, but someone beat me to it.
etc.. etc..
[/quote]

You sir have just been awarded +1 internets!

I registered just to express how awsome this is..

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chuckachu — GMT

Awesome, just made her a poster in one of my razorbacks! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/270315.page#1207323
[quote=Kilkrazy]Lost Primarch of Chapter Space Foxxx?

[img]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2958/spacefoxxxlostprimarchs.jpg[/img][/quote]

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mwnciboo — GMT

I totally Agree that real people are spoiling WH40K. It is an enjoyable (deep Breath!) FANTASY hobby, which has massive depth and scope. It is relatively harmless just like any enthusiasm, however If you dress up like your favourite Characters you either are one of the following or more commonly both;

A, Mentally ill/ Retarded.
B, look a complete Knob-end.

That is a real world no bullshit FACT.

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=mwnciboo]I totally Agree that real people are spoiling WH40K. It is an enjoyable (deep Breath!) FANTASY hobby, which has massive depth and scope. It is relatively harmless just like any enthusiasm, however If you dress up like your favourite Characters you either are one of the following or more commonly both;

A, Mentally ill/ Retarded.
B, look a complete Knob-end.

That is a real world no bullshit FACT.[/quote]
Man, you're an enlightened individual. Tell me more, please.

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DarkHound — GMT

I don't understand! I really don't!

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM][quote=mwnciboo]I totally Agree that real people are spoiling WH40K. It is an enjoyable (deep Breath!) FANTASY hobby, which has massive depth and scope. It is relatively harmless just like any enthusiasm, however If you dress up like your favourite Characters you either are one of the following or more commonly both;

A, Mentally ill/ Retarded.
B, look a complete Knob-end.

That is a real world no bullshit FACT.[/quote]
Man, you're an enlightened individual. Tell me more, please. [/quote]

Enuff comments. I. DEMAND. MORE. PICS!!!!

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Kurgash — GMT

I bring you gifts!

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Kurgash]I bring you gifts![/quote]
CAD is the worst comic ever written.
[img]http://grimdorkness.eternityofwar.com/img/comic/2.jpg[/img]

"Even in death, I still B^U"

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Kogwar — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM][quote=Kurgash]I bring you gifts![/quote]
CAD is the worst comic ever written.
[img]http://grimdorkness.eternityofwar.com/img/comic/2.jpg[/img]

"Even in death, I still B^U"[/quote]
I can never seem to get what that particular joke is in that comic ?
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]
And best mechanicus meeting EVER... whitch explains what happend to that ghost in the shell chick.

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Locclo — GMT

Ok, let me stop you right there. That CAD comic is NOT the original one posted by Tim Buckley on his website (I've read the comic several times through, and that one in particular tugs on the old heartstrings). The original one can be found here: [url]http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080602[/url]

It had nothing to do with 40k, and was originally about Lilah (Who was pregnant at the time) losing her child. It wasn't meant to be a joke - and in fact, Tim caught a lot of flack for writing it.

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DarkHound — GMT

Damn, I feel dirty because of that comic...

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Locclo]Ok, let me stop you right there. That CAD comic is NOT the original one posted by Tim Buckley on his website (I've read the comic several times through, and that one in particular tugs on the old heartstrings). The original one can be found here: [url]http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20080602[/url]

It had nothing to do with 40k, and was originally about Lilah (Who was pregnant at the time) losing her child. It wasn't meant to be a joke - and in fact, Tim caught a lot of flack for writing it.[/quote]
It's the funniest comic he's ever written. Narmy as hell too.

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Cambak — GMT

[quote=Kogwar]
I can never seem to get what that particular joke is in that comic ?
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]
And best mechanicus meeting EVER... whitch explains what happend to that ghost in the shell chick.
[/quote]

I bet that Techpriest in the back ground is day dreaming in his helmet....

And I was wondering why there was only 2 seasons for Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex....

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JD21290 — GMT

Cam: The budget got fucked over mate, was ment to be a manga takeover after 2nd gig, but by all accounts things went wrong.

Failing that, grab an xbox360, go on live and they have alot of it on there.

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Asherian Command — GMT

XD. Busty Tech Priest.

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Cambak — GMT

[quote=JD21290]Cam: The budget got fucked over mate, was ment to be a manga takeover after 2nd gig, but by all accounts things went wrong.

Failing that, grab an xbox360, go on live and they have alot of it on there.[/quote]

Eh, I got both seasons on DVD so Im good.

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Doombot001 — GMT

I like the Tau Katamari one.

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mwnciboo — GMT

Busty Tech Priest!! I am surprised she can get anything done with those robot arms...Just imagine the attachments

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]

You realize, of course, they're counter-weights to balance that big chunk of metal on her back. Behold the perfection of the machine!

And in all honesty, that's nothing. You should see the female tech priest that carries around a back mounted vulcan megabolter...

(Actually, this was sort of the idea for my RT Explorator. Though less Ghost in the Shell and more Dr Octopus meets Red Monika)

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Counter-weights.

Commissar.

Approves.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I am actually kind of curious where the original pic came from, though.

And do they have wallpaper sized ones?

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mwnciboo — GMT

However, what precisely does the PAD-LOCK over her Thong actually Prevent? or is it a special piercing? This is going soooo off topic now...

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Cambak — GMT

[quote=mwnciboo]However, what precisely does the PAD-LOCK over her Thong actually Prevent? or is it a special piercing? This is going soooo off topic now...[/quote]

It's purpose is to c*ck block the techpriest behind her, duh.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Cambak][quote=mwnciboo]However, what precisely does the PAD-LOCK over her Thong actually Prevent? or is it a special piercing? This is going soooo off topic now...[/quote]

It's purpose is to c*ck block the techpriest behind her, duh.[/quote]

You mean "it stops the Techpriest from Outflanking her"

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Gitzbitah — GMT

It displays her status as the Gatekeeper. She's just waiting for her Keymaster.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Gitzbitah]It displays her status as the Gatekeeper. She's just waiting for her Keymaster.[/quote]

[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/images/morpheus.jpg[/img]

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Cambak — GMT

[quote=Gitzbitah]It displays her status as the Gatekeeper. She's just waiting for her Keymaster.[/quote]

A Ghost Busters ninja mention if I ever saw one.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=Gitzbitah]It displays her status as the Gatekeeper. She's just waiting for her Keymaster.[/quote]

[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/images/morpheus.jpg[/img][/quote]

I'm guessing Inquisitor Lord Morpheus approves?

Though no one has answered my question yet. Anyone have source for that Pic?

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Cambak — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh][quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=Gitzbitah]It displays her status as the Gatekeeper. She's just waiting for her Keymaster.[/quote]

[img]http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/images/morpheus.jpg[/img][/quote]

I'm guessing Inquisitor Lord Morpheus approves?

Though no one has answered my question yet. Anyone have source for that Pic?[/quote]

I think it's a screenshot/pic from one of the Matrix movies.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Cambak]I think it's a screenshot/pic from one of the Matrix movies.[/quote]

No, no, the one of the nearly naked tech priestess.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Approve he does. But how can one approve of that which does not exist? (However much we might wish it really did)

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Asherian Command — GMT

GET BACK ON TOPIC!

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oggers — GMT

To: Lord-Inquisitor Von Grimm, Ordo Hereticus
From: Inquisitor Bigotin, Ordo Hereticus
Subject: Inquisitorial Purge BD-4992 "The Hogwarts Heresy"
Transmitted: Inquisitorial Fortress, Bethor VIII
Transmitter: Astropath Ginla
Receiver: Astropath Wulesh

Salutations Lord!
I am pleased to report that the heretical witch-coven, the blasphemous sect known as "Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft" has been eliminated, and every member of this vile cult has been cleansed with fire and sword.
Accompanied by five squads of veteran Inquisitorial Stormtroopers, two hundred local militia, a dozen arco-flagellants, two Penitent Engines, and three squads drawn from the Order of the Holy Nimbus, we began our assault upon the fortress of the enemy at dawn's first light. Although the castle was hidden from normal sight by a myriad of hexes and foul enchantments, these wards were easily bypassed thanks to the psyk-out strike launched by the Persecution, and we were able to begin the assault.
We stormed the grounds, suffering only minor casualties from various self-defense spell-traps that the enemy had placed within the grounds. These traps were disposed of quickly by my cadre of sanctioned psykers, and we able to press on.
We were soon accosted by a heavily-haired mutant of exceptional height and bulk (see pict attachments 00-03) upon approaching the castle's main portcullis. He was accompanied by a variety of abominable creatures (pict attachments 04-16), gruesome beasts which looked like twisted parodies of ancient creatures of legend- such beasts included a disturbing horse/eagle hybrid and assorted scorpion/crab-like creatures, each one the size of a small land car, amongst others. The large mutant challenged us in an accent I did not recognize, but no doubt it was speaking in some daemonic tongue. I ordered the attack. The creatures of the mutant beast master took a heavy toll on the local militia and my Stormtroopers, but our numbers and weaponry were superior, and the Sisters of the Holy Nimbus swiftly brought down the creatures with bolter, melta and flamer fire. The giant mutant beast master possessed incredible strength and endurance, and managed to inflict crippling damage on one of the Penitent Engines and kill and seriously wound twenty-three militia, Sisters and Stormtroopers before it was brought down by the holy rage of the arco-flagellants (three of which perished due to lethal combat stimm overdose- in death, they have been granted His Forgiveness).
We consolidated our position and set up a strong foothold whilst our chirurgeons and Sisters Hospitaller provided healing for the wounded and mercy for the dying.
To the south, I glimpsed an oval structure that appeared to resemble a standard Imperial amphitheatre or coliseum (pict attachments 17-20). Six tall poles, topped with huge hoops, were situated on this "pitch", three at each end. I theorized that the cult held some form of diabolical rituals or ceremonies there, and that the hoops were utilized in these.
No sooner had our wounded been comforted and aided by our medical staff, the witches of the Hogwarts School appeared. I was at first shocked at the average age of our foe; the youngest seemed to be ten years of standard, the oldest no more than seventeen. They were led by five older psykers (see accompanying pict-files 21-25), and they outnumbered us nearly two to one. At first, I foolishly thought that fighting children would be no challenge, but I chastised myself, remembering that each of these younglings was an illegal psyker, taught by their council of the older rogue psykers.
The eldest of the rogue psykers (pict 21), whom I presumed to be the leader, stepped forward, and I saw the malevolence and hatred in his eyes that spoke of a man driven insane by the daemonic power that he wielded. He personally addressed me, giving his name as Albus Dumbledore, but I did not wish to bandy words with a heretic and a witch, so before he could speak any further and bewitch me, I disposed of him with my stake crossbow and gave the order for my force to attack.
Pandemonium erupted immediately. The younger psykers were herded back into the castle by two of the "teachers"; a wrinkled midget (pict/subject 24) and a portly woman bedecked with scraps of local flora (pict/subject 25). The older children retaliated, led by the other two psykers, a crone-faced woman (pict/subject 22) and a cadaverous man with long black greasy hair (pict/subject 23).
The psykers launched a variety of psychic attacks that killed and/or otherwise incapacitated my warriors. I saw some terrible things. Two Stormtroopers stumbled and fell to the ground, as if their limbs had ceased to function. Sister-Palatine Lucresia was transmuted in a second from a proud warrior of the Adepta Sororitas to a pewter goblet. Local militia either burst into laughter so violent that their blood vessels burst, or were inflated like carnival balloons. Arco-flagellants slipped and collapsed as the ground beneath them was turned to ice. I remained unscathed, thanks to the protection offered by my hexagrammic wards and my accompanying sanctioned and penitent psykers.
I rallied my troops and pressed the attack. Many of the child psykers were slain by the accurate firepower of my Stormtroopers and the Sisters, and they fled in craven dissarray, only to be picked off at the leisure of my warriors and I. Subject 23 was bisected by Sister Superior Paminda's eviscerator, whilst Subject 22 met the Emperor's Judgment at the claws of the Penitent Engine.
We advanced into the castle, gunning down resistance where we found it. Subjects 24 and 25 were killed as they defended the younger heretics, many of who surrendered after the deaths of their "teachers". I tasked Stormtrooper Lieutenant Virone with prisoner detail, and he and his squad set about dealing with the captured children, taking them to the evac zone and transferring them to the null-cells aboard the Persecution, where they would await interrogation and execution.
We finally came across the last point of resistance in the great hall of the castle; a room so seeped in obscene witchery that I permitted only the Sisters and my personal staff to accompany me inside- I could not risk the corruption of the Stormtroopers.
At the end of the hall stood four figures (picts 26-29), all of them young psykers. Three of the psykers were male, and one was female. They began a last-ditch defense, but their efforts were in vain. The blonde, arrogant-looking male (pict/subject 27) was reduced to ashes by my gun-servitor's plasma cannon, and the freckled, red-haired male (pict/subject 2 took a trio of bolter shots to the chest. The female, a young girl with long, curly brown hair (pict/subject 26) surrendered to us, and I immediately placed an inhibitor upon her (I have since transferred Subject 26 to my own staff, where she now serves as a penitent psyker).
The final male, a boy with thick black hair, spectacles, and a curious scar on his forehead (pict/subject 29) was monstrously powerful for one so young, and claimed the lives of four Sisters, my two gun-servitors, and Interrogator Delaun before he was stopped. As Interrogator Tesze held him in the jaws of her mancatcher, I prepared my power stake for the killing strike. Subject 29 looked at me frantically and cried out; "You idiot muggle! If you kill me, Voldemort will return!"
I presumed that "muggle" was some sort of profane cult slang. I had no idea who "Voldemort" was/is, but I assume that the witch's babble was a desperate and useless plea to prevent me from dispensing justice. I paid his rambling no heed, and impaled his heart with my sacred power stake.
Our mission a success, we ransacked the castle for any heretical items that would need to be immediately destroyed to prevent them from corrupting the servants of the Emperor any longer. We found all manner of wands, ingredients, spell books and scrolls, and curious orb-shaped relics (picts 30-32; note the curious wings that adorn the tiny golden ball in pict 32). All was put to the cleansing flame.
Upon our return to the Persecution, I gave the order for Captain Yevonce to begin the orbital bombardment of the castle, completely obliterating the vile structure. As we made warp transition to Bethor VIII, my staff and I began the interrogation of the young witches.
My apologies for the lack of transcripts at this current moment, but I regret to announce that both my scribe-skull and auto-savant are both out of ink and parchment, and Interrogator Tesze has been forced to transcribe the interrogations from the various vox-thief recordings. The transcripts will be with you shortly, my Lord.
The stain of the Hogwarts coven has been wiped from the Emperor's glorious realm.

Your Servant,
Inquisitor Predujis Bigotin

To stop it going dangerously off-topic.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

The Inquisition smiles upon your efforts.

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Asherian Command — GMT

XD. Well i wanted to do that too. Ok that works so much better now.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]The Inquisition smiles upon your efforts. [/quote]

Indeed, however we have information suggesting this institution was part of a larger group know as the "Ministry of Magic." (Confirm this with your prisoners) You will be given fresh troops and then be sent back to finish the job.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Including Elements of the Alpha Squadron of the Storm Crusader Chapter. Better known to the Inqusition as the Dusk Knights.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

If the cult proves to be too deeply rooted in this world than we may be forced to use the 'ultimate sanction'. Better that the planet dies than let witch, the mutant, and the heretic make it their home.

You have our blessing Inquisitor.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

*breaks character*

If no-one minds, I would appreicate if someone could draw how Hermione looks as a "penitent psyker."

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Asherian Command — GMT

UGH DOUBLE POST!
OK Still continue the story.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Continue the story!
You have 30 marines with you. Who are sternguard and vanguard broken up into combat squads! USE THEM!

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]Continue the story!
You have 30 marines with you. Who are sternguard and vanguard broken up into combat squads! USE THEM![/quote]

Okay.

They call in an orbital bonbaonbardlement and win.

The end.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Asherian Command]Continue the story!
You have 30 marines with you. Who are sternguard and vanguard broken up into combat squads! USE THEM![/quote]

Okay.

They call in an orbital bonbaonbardlement and win.

The end.[/quote]

I think they should raid the Ministry first then, after reading their files and seeing that "magic" is so prevalent on this world, they resort to extreme measures.

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metallifan — GMT

Well it (ministry) has already been raped with a white-hot spiked firepoker, but they can feel free to dig through the charred remains. Just be quick about it. We might drop a virus bomb on the site for good measure.

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Howard A Treesong — GMT

[quote=Caelun Niveus]*breaks character*

If no-one minds, I would appreicate if someone could draw how Hermione looks as a "penitent psyker."[/quote]

If that's your thing you should look up the artist Des Manders - warning, definately NSFW!

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DarkHound — GMT

Give 'em the old Horus Heresy special. Virus bomb it then use a Lance Strike to ignite all the flamable living tissue, burning the entire planet into oblivion.

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epil — GMT

i once saw a sisters of battle army all painted with hello kitty stuff

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Paladin Blake — GMT

Reasonable marines!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/30/ReasonMarine.png[/img]

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n0t_u — GMT

Thats the first time I've ever seen signature that's just the GW copyright notice. Paranoid much?

Also there is another group that the Inquisiton needs to turn their attention to...

To: Lord-Inquisitor Von Grimm, Ordo Hereticus
Subject: Mutant Infestation
From: Inquisitor Lagorio, Ordo Hereticus
Transmitted: The Spear of Faith, Ordo Hereticus Battleship
Transmitter: Ordo Hereticus Astropath 18273a
Recieved: Astropath Wulesh

My Lord,
I have news to report to you. We had recently heard rumors of an infestation of mutants operating in a small nearby world, industrialised but not yet at the stage of becoming a Hive world. We recieved rumours about them while overhearing transmissions being sent out an recieved by the capital city of the planet. These rumours mentioned aspects of the mutation. Apparently they are similar to the mythological beings in some of the stories told on that planet. The beings are called "Vampires", in the stories they cannot touch the light of their sun or they will burst into flames and crumble into dust. They are imortal, well rather undead than having an indefinite life span. They are repulsed by Garlic. Also by the symbol of this planet's faith, the original reason we were here, it is a "t". Also water blessed by the priests of the planet also burn them. The recommended method for killing them is by stabbing them in the heart with a wooden spike, or by cutting off their head. We also heard that they are able to control people, obviously they are a threat to the Imperium. But, although these mutants were called Vampires they actually differ a fair bit from the story version.

Firstly, they simply sparkle in the sunlight rather then burst into flames and die. I guess that part was simply an overstatement. I didn't bother trying to learn more about them as they need to be purged not studied. I lauched a full assault on the capital. I requisitioned a nearby regiment of the Imperial Guard and also a small Space Marine task force was set on stand by. The Inquisitorial Storm Troopers decended onto the planet, along with myself and the Imperial Guard. We decided to do a quick bombardment of the city before we arrived. I would opt for an Exterminatus, seeing the hypnotic ability that these mutants seem to posess. Even though they worship a religion deemed heretical, they can still be converted and the Imperium could use the resources of this planet. The city was mostly leveled when we arrived and the troops were commanded to open fire on any survivors, the corpses were to be burnt. We eventually came accross the apparent leader of the mutants, I assumed this because of the ammount of hypnotized civilians he had at his command. He mentioned his name was Edward Cullen or something like that. I didn't care to hear his name, simply to hear the sound of his corpse burning. But, there lies the problem. They didn't burn, they didn't die, they just stood there sparkling in the sunlight. We had to unfortunately capture them, to hold them indefinitely. We tried all methods of know execution, but none worked. I did notice he seemed rather fond of one of the followers. So I made sure that the last thing he saw before he was chucked into a stasis box was her being executed.

As we left the planet, I had the remaining cities bombed. Hopefully we managed to at least kill a few, but the planet will be under close watch until we find a method of dealing with them. If all else fails we can find a desolate planet and transport them there, before executing that world with an Exterminatus.

I apologize for my failure to purge this mutation, it seems we can only contain it.

Inquisitor Quirino Lagorio

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

This mutation called "vampirism" can be purged just like any other, through fire or Extermnatus.

Team Edward, Team Jacob, and Team Inquisition. I am at least pleased by your choice of affiliation.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Also beheading also works to defeat these mutants. Use Warp powered weaponry to deal with them.

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Crazy_Carnifex — GMT

Inquisitor Quirino Lagorio

Tests conducted on the subjects reveal certain weaknesses:

1) The subjects appear to be protected by some form of heretical force. dismemberment, however, has been proved to disrupt this energy, allowing the subject to be subject to the emperors cleansing flame.

2) The mind-controlling powers seem most efficient on female recipients. in testing, most men realized the heresy for what it was.

3) It appears that these creatures are not, as it first appeared, mutants. instead, they show signs of being a form of Daemonhost. The fact that they are resistant to many kinds of holy symbol is worrysome, and they must be destroyed.

As such, we are dispatching a large force of Grey Knights to assist in the cleansing of this world.

May the light of the Emperor shine upon you, Inquisitor.

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Cambak — GMT

To: Inquisitor Lagorio, Ordo Hereticus
Subject: Mutant Infestation
From: Imperial Task Force Aln Commander Jaz
Transmitted: Fire in our Hearts ,Imperial Navy Armageddon Pattern Heavy Cruiser
Transmitter: Astropath 03777a
Recieved: Ordo Hereticus Astropath 18273a

Dear Inquisitor Lagorio
Apon reading your report, sent to me by none other then Lord-Inquisitor himself, I have opted to have a regiment of my numbers to assist you of clensing the "sparkling" mutant/daemonhost you have encountered. Within the regiment I will be sending includes approximately fifty-two Hellhound Flame tanks, around 6,000 infantry mounted in flamer-chimeras, each squad is equipped with heavy flamers. You will also be pleased to know that several squads of Salamander Chapter Space Marines have volinteired to join the purging.

Though I will morn the lose of such men if you deside to preform the holy Exterminatous, I wish to have atleast a small part of my fighting force take part in the Great and Mighty God-Emperor of Mankind's will.

The men will arrive with in the next three days, warp willing.

May the God-Emperor Watch over you.

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Slackermagee — GMT

Hmmmm... the Inquisition strikes me as being too *nice* for these abominations against the English language.

I'd just ask for a visit by Kharn.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

+++Arbites Report Log+++

To: Judge Vando
Subject: Hostage Recovery
From: Arbites Squad Sergeant Teklon
Thought Of The Day: Idleness Begets Heresy

M'lord. You will be pleased to hear that we have recovered the Hive Governer's duaghter. I m sure that the White family be most pleased to see Snowy returned.

The culptrits behind this abduction, unsurprisingly, were once again those foul abhuman ratlings that dwell in the underhive. It would have taken several days for us to trace them, but thankfully the Governer had implanted his duaghter with a locator chip. As it was, we reached her holding place, a rundown hablock in the underhive, in a matter of hours.

Outside lay one of the ratling guards, too lazy to stay awake. We accosted him and, after a short field interrogation undertaken by myself, he identified himself as Sleepy and informed us that there were 6 other accomplices within the house. He also confirmed that Snow White was indeed inside.
As I did not want to spare one of my men from the planned assualt on the building, I swiftly read his sentence and had him executed.

When we attacked, the creatures were cuaght completely unaware. I burst through the door, setting my sets on a ratling who, even by thier low standards, seemed quite Dopey. I brought my riot shield crashing down on him, caving his skull in. Arbites Jenkins and Cav swept inside the room and detained both the other two offenders. One was cowering in the corner, who identified himself as Bashful. And the other, who did not speak, continued to sneeze uncontrollably. I took this to be a warning to the others of our presence, and beat him senseless with my shock stick.

Hearing gunfire in the other side of the hab block I left Cav with the detainees while Jenkins and I rushed to our fellow Arbites aid. We burt into what appeared to be a kitchen, and saw Arbite Molotov wounded in the corner, with another one criminals dead at his feet. Arbite Kirk was 'interrogating' another one of the offenders, who seemed to be insane, as he had a huge smile the entire time.

He identified the dead ratling as 'Doc' and told us that he was Happy. Disgusted at his happy demeanour I allowed Kirk to crush the mutants windpipe. Emperor damn that creature, it still died smiling.

With Kirk tending to Molotov, Jenkins and I proceeded upstairs. As we turned the corner into the halway, an insane ratling confronted us. Along with several expletitives which I shall not repeat in this report, he gave no name but told us that he was 'Grumpy'. He slung a boltgun, amazing for such a small creature, and opened fired. Jenkins took a round to the face and crumpled. I was saved only by the Emperors Grace and the sturdiness of my Riot Shield. Amazingly, the sheild withstood 3 direct hits before the drelict, and poorly maintained, weapon jammed. Siezing this opportunity, I charged down the hallway and smashed his face in with my shock stick. Jabbering, the creature pleaded for it's life. But mercy is not in me, nor the Emperor, not when that thing had just killed one of my men. I laid into with my shock stick. I did not stop till the creature stopped moving.

We encountered no further resistance. I found the Governer White's daughter Snowy in the next room. Locked behind a glass plane, the girl seemed to have been drugged by the foul creatures to keep her quiet. I had to carry her to our retrieval vehichle. It is lucky that we arrived when we did. It was clear that the creatures intended to sell her in one of the many high-bidding prostitution rings in these filthy parts of the underhive. Had we been just a little late, we may have missed them at this safehouse.

Snow White may need some care and treatment, but there is nothing seriously damaging. We have 3 of the disgusting vermin now in custody: Bashful, Sneezy and Dopey, who is currently in a coma. I thought that you or the governer himself would find it prudent to order thier deaths for thier part in this foul crime. Currently, our interrogation has only revealed a vauge reference to some mastermind known to these ratling criminals only as 'The Witch'. The reference, whether this leader is a psyker or not, is certainly worrying. I recommend a full-scale investigation into the matter.

Yours Faithfully,
[i]Arbitor Ian Kruschev.[/i]

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

Are you sure Sergant that these were ratings and not

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

...what?

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Lord of battles — GMT

Squats?

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Crazy_Carnifex — GMT

Lord of Battles is Hereby sentanced to death for Heresy.

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Asherian Command — GMT

HERSEY!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Heresy.

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Owain — GMT

[IMG]http://www.pontodamidia.com.br/loja/images/dvd+r%20multi.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

Kill it with fire.

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CountCross — GMT

Journal of Inquisitor Cross

On my brief stay on that Emperor forsaken world I have managed to set up an elite cadre of hunters to take out the figure head of these heretical mutants. I have found the best of the best at hunting this particular strain of "Vampire".

The squad will be made up of six agents. Sam and Dean Winchester, brothers who have experience with dealing with all things SUPERNATURAL, Castiel who seems to be a very powerful psycher or some thing far more powerful, Buffy, a young vampire hunter from long line of hunters, the next two members may possibly be corrupted with a more classical strain of vampirism. Blade, hunter of unknown origin, and Alucard, seems prone to cackling madly when the "shiny" mutants are called vampires.

File number: TW1L1GH7/15/5UP3R/G4Y

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Inquisitor Cross,

We find your choice of allies to be very disturbing. While thr we understand the need for a native guide, we recommend that you do not rely to highly on these natives, however effective they may be. As an alternative we have sent a mission of the Sisters of the Bloody Rose to your location. We ask that you rely on these as your main force, thier purity is not in question. Of course, as long as the infestation is dealt with, the means matter little...

High Lord Vatican

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n0t_u — GMT

To: Lord-Inquisitor Von Grimm, Ordo Hereticus
Subject: Mutant Infestation
From: Inquisitor Lagorio, Ordo Hereticus
Transmitted: The Spear of Faith, Ordo Hereticus Battleship
Transmitter: Ordo Hereticus Astropath 18286b
Recieved: Astropath Wulesh

Lord Inquisitor,

I have found out information regarding these "vampires" apparently they can be easilly killed by other mutants effected by the same mutation. We found this out when we released the Edward mutant for torture only to see him break free from his restraints and proceed to punch his own face until he became motionless. The corpse, or near dead body as we were unwilling to check, was incinerated. It seems fairly simple to drive them to suicide. It is also likely that we could trick a few into hunting down the last before driving them to suicide themselves. A new strain was unfortunately discovered as well, they have the ability to transform into wolves at will.

I have recieved the report from Magos Biologis Darvus and the armed with this new information I will relaunch my assault on this planet. We will be able to purge this mutation and bring the planet to the Imperium. If this operation fails, our only choice will be Exterminatus. I will not fail again like my last assault, three years ago. No major development has occured in this time. The planet has been unable to launch any craft into space and we have allowed no ships to come close to the planet. They have been effectively cut off for this time while the testing was taking place. The importance of this planet has also been estimated. While its resources will be beneficial to the Imperium it is estimated that it will not be a huge loss to the Imperium if we hit the planet with Exterminatus.

I will give the assault a week, if the planet is not won by then all forces will withdraw and the Exterminatus will go through.

May the Emperor guide us to victory,
Inquisitor Quirino Lagorio

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Crazy_Carnifex — GMT

Emperor Be with you, Inquisitor.

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oggers — GMT

For teh lolz!

Steel Rehn
Some steh dry and others feel the pehn
Steel Rehn
Landing drop pods makehs infernahl din
Steel Rehn
Our eterhnel fureh strikes the hearts of mehn
Steel Rehn
Deep strikeh is our vehry own bent
Steel Rehn
No matteh how hard our enemeh’s try
Steel Rehn
They all see our reputashen is no lie
Steel Rehn
Forecast to be fallen yesterdeh
Steel Rehn
Yet it will likeleh also fall todeh
Steel Rehn
We fall to earth at enormouehs rates
Steel Rehn
The Empra’s foes cannot stop ourh haet
Steel Rehn
Our drop pods coveh the light of dehy
Steel Rehn
Our enemeh’s flee but there is no weyh
Steel Rehn
Fiereh blood rushing throuegh our vehns
Steel Rehn
Afteh we finish we prepare to fall back down agaihn
Steel Rehn
We are called dowehn by the radio
Steel Rehn
The purpose is to gain grouend controhl
Steel Rehn
We could not call it aneh otherh nayme
Steel Rehn
Everything else soundehd quite insayhn
Steel Rehn
We are preparing to fall onceh moreh now
Steel Rehn
The Empra will someday rewaredh us, somehow

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=oggers]
For teh lolz!

Steel Rehn
Some steh dry and others feel the pehn
Steel Rehn
Landing drop pods makehs infernahl din
Steel Rehn
Our eterhnel fureh strikes the hearts of mehn
Steel Rehn
Deep strikeh is our vehry own bent
Steel Rehn
No matteh how hard our enemeh’s try
Steel Rehn
They all see our reputashen is no lie
Steel Rehn
Forecast to be fallen yesterdeh
Steel Rehn
Yet it will likeleh also fall todeh
Steel Rehn
We fall to earth at enormouehs rates
Steel Rehn
The Empra’s foes cannot stop ourh haet
Steel Rehn
Our drop pods coveh the light of dehy
Steel Rehn
Our enemeh’s flee but there is no weyh
Steel Rehn
Fiereh blood rushing throuegh our vehns
Steel Rehn
Afteh we finish we prepare to fall back down agaihn
Steel Rehn
We are called dowehn by the radio
Steel Rehn
The purpose is to gain grouend controhl
Steel Rehn
We could not call it aneh otherh nayme
Steel Rehn
Everything else soundehd quite insayhn
Steel Rehn
We are preparing to fall onceh moreh now
Steel Rehn
The Empra will someday rewaredh us, somehow
[/quote]
Ulthwe picture is very funny.

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CountCross — GMT

I appreciate your concern Lord Vatican, but any female opperatives you may have sent towards us are already dead. I have put this group together because any female servant of the emperor, no matter how loyal will fall to the charm of these heretical beings.

Inquisitor Lagorio, subject Edward may have simulated death but how do you kill that wich has no life? The incineration may have been enough is those who carried out the deed were males, and he must also have been dismembered before burning. Emperor help us if you made the mistake of tossing him in whole.

On the wolf mutation, these are heretics who must be dealt with extreme prejudice. They can turn on demand and no amount of castration seems to effect their physical abilities.

But local guides may be less reliable then say, two space marine companies? I have observed a conflict between the two heretical factions. So my plan is so simple an ork would understand one third of it, we send in one company of Space Wolves, Ragnar Blackmane has already volunteer his company. I leave you the task of aquiring one Blood Angels company to effectively purge this world of this glittery and furry taint.

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Cptn. Waaagh! — GMT

MULTILAZORZ!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I wonder what ever happened to the OP?

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CountCross — GMT

Same thing that happened to the squats, eaten by nids.

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Asherian Command — GMT

And the Goatmen and the Lizard people and the planet of the apes (we should do something with that XD) They all were destoried by nids. That is the Excuse GW uses now. Hmm whos next. Ultramarines, eaten by nids yeah!
Creed outflanks the devourer!
Ultramarine's drop weapons in battle and start wimpering and crying when they see calgar die by a nid.
Two Creeds face each other who would win? Both!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

To: Inquisitor Heimdal, Ordo Hereticus
Classification: Dark-Rho
Subject: Mutant Infestation
From: Inquisitor Pyrobolus, Ordo Xenos
Transmitted: Colony XP354-3
Transmitter: Astropath 01337Z05R
Received: Astropath PWNJ00FEWL
Thought for the Day: Only the Foolish Doubt.

Brother Inquisitor;

I bring this to your attention due to the extreme degree of threat I believe it poses, and my own team having arrived at this world ill-equipped to deal with such. My recapture team and I arrived covertly in the outer districts of one of this worlds major hives via high altitude insertion, in pursuit of Specimen 47 (See file: G41-AC7U5) and moved into the district known locally as 'Westchester' under cover of darkness.

On approaching the last known location of Specimen 47, we detected a strange series of energy barriers, incompatible with 47's known powers, and believe it to be some sort of xenotech obfuscation system, similar to, but more elaborate than, an eldar holofield. I immediately decided that something was highly amiss, and ordered Interrogator Caius to locate the source of this disruption. Tracing the energy to it's source, we discovered it was centered on a complex known as "Xavier's School for Gifted Children" 'Gifted'.... From what we saw later, I can guess from whence those 'gifts' came!

Approaching from the north-east side of the compound, we entered into visual range of the complex, which was under attack by Specimen 47. At first, nothing more ordinary then a few servitor operated lascannon emplacements fired, which was consistent with the information that Magos ORly was able to unearth from thier data net, that this was the headquarters of some sort of school for the nobility of this world, owned by a high ranking merchant prince. 47 ignored these, as one would predict, having seen his file.

However, the next defensive system seemed to be bodyglove wearing guards of some sort. At this point, my stomach turned, as I realized the unnatural nature of these defenders. We observed Specimen 47 being assaulted by a variety of powerful psykers and mutants, each more disturbing than the last. Pyrokines, telekinetics and twists of a most unseemly sort came pouring out in numbers that I was put in mind of the Pale Throng Uprising on Tranch. To give you some idea of the power they mustered, Specimen 47 was driven back. Driven back, Alistair! That which withstood a direct assault by half of Battlefleet Pacificus was forced to withdraw by these beings! Half of Squad Secondus was slain by a single stray blast, frozen to death in an instant.

Once 47 was driven off, we withdrew, our numbers being too few to mount a successful purge of the compound and I deemed it unwise to tip our hand until we had mustered sufficent forces to root out this nest of ex-men. I am sending this message to you in hopes that you can swiftly bring reinforcements to aid us in purging these abominations.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Inqusitor Heimdal,

My Name is Calnor Alrnia of the Storm Crusaders we have sent our crusading compaines into that area. Expect to have 5 fully armed compaines and 2 compaines of scouts at your disposal. We do this with the long agreement my chapter Has had with the Inqusition. Grand Guardian Malis is the leader of the force and you will be able to deal with these mutants. They are also careing a unquie weapon that deprives these mutants of their power.

May the Emperor guide you and protect you.

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CountCross — GMT

-My name is Wade Wilson, the merc with a mouth and I can offer you guys my services for the modest fee of one million dollars. And for that price I assure you you're getting the best service available.

-[color=yellow]Now you're just honking your own horn. [/color]

-What?

-[i]Yeah, if they find out you have the x-factor, we're all [/i]

-Can't you guys trust me for once?

-[color=yellow]Nope [/color]

-[i]Absolutely not.[/i]

-What if I asked him for A hundred chimichangas and one of their funny hats?

-[i]Throw in one of those sisters of battle and we have us a deal.[/i]

-[color=yellow] [/color]I have a bad feeling about this.[color=black] [/color]

-Alright both of you shut up. We'll do it for one of your wierd hats, a million bucks, and a hundred grande chimichangas.

-[i]You forgot the woman[/i]

-[color=yellow]Shut-up. [/color]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=CountCross]Same thing that happened to the [color=red]squats[/color], eaten by nids.[/quote]

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

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oggers — GMT

More stuff.

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n0t_u — GMT

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xrlpZgjPWkI/Svu1gYQpXNI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/OF1kwCMdzcM/s320/dhosts2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/motivator9985558.jpg[/img]

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Ketara — GMT

Beethovens 9th is my favourite classical piece. It's actually the way I want to go, with that in my ears.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=CountCross]-My name is Wade Wilson, the merc with a mouth and I can offer you guys my services for the modest fee of one million dollars. And for that price I assure you you're getting the best service available.

-[color=yellow]Now you're just honking your own horn. [/color]

-What?

-[i]Yeah, if they find out you have the x-factor, we're all [/i]

-Can't you guys trust me for once?

-[color=yellow]Nope [/color]

-[i]Absolutely not.[/i]

-What if I asked him for A hundred chimichangas and one of their funny hats?

-[i]Throw in one of those sisters of battle and we have us a deal.[/i]

-[color=yellow] [/color]I have a bad feeling about this.[color=black] [/color]

-Alright both of you shut up. We'll do it for one of your wierd hats, a million bucks, and a hundred grande chimichangas.

-[i]You forgot the woman[/i]

-[color=yellow]Shut-up. [/color]

[/quote]

Inquisitor Pyrobolus embraces Radicalism and hires a mutant to kill a mutant. After all, what's a a cool hat, some rations, and a million thrones to the Inquisition? (But you had better be as good as that guy we saw with the claws....)

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Ketara]Beethovens 9th is my favourite classical piece. It's actually the way I want to go, with that in my ears.[/quote]

The sad part is, you probably won't be able to hear it over the screaming of the incoming missiles and burning people around you.

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CountCross — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh][quote=CountCross]-My name is Wade Wilson, the merc with a mouth and I can offer you guys my services for the modest fee of one million dollars. And for that price I assure you you're getting the best service available.

-[color=yellow]Now you're just honking your own horn. [/color]

-What?

-[i]Yeah, if they find out you have the x-factor, we're all [/i]

-Can't you guys trust me for once?

-[color=yellow]Nope [/color]

-[i]Absolutely not.[/i]

-What if I asked him for A hundred chimichangas and one of their funny hats?

-[i]Throw in one of those sisters of battle and we have us a deal.[/i]

-[color=yellow] [/color]I have a bad feeling about this.[color=black] [/color]

-Alright both of you shut up. We'll do it for one of your wierd hats, a million bucks, and a hundred grande chimichangas.

-[i]You forgot the woman[/i]

-[color=yellow]Shut-up. [/color]

[/quote]

Inquisitor Pyrobolus embraces Radicalism and hires a mutant to kill a mutant. After all, what's a a cool hat, some rations, and a million thrones to the Inquisition? (But you had better be as good as that guy we saw with the claws....)[/quote]

Don't worry I'm the best at what ever it is he does.

[color=yellow]That doesn't make sense.[/color]

Silence!

[i]He forgot the Sister of Battle[/i]

Yeah what about the chick with the guns... And weapons. I also remeber stating quite clearly that I wanted CHIMI-FRIGGIN-CHANGAS, not rations.

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Asherian Command — GMT

they opened up C.S Goto's edits XD.

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metallifan — GMT

Saw that a while ago too. I think they opened it about mid-Dec. Figure we should give it about a month or two before anyone lays into it so that they put it on the backburner again.

I think Dakka's longest "MULTILAZ0RZ!!1!" edit record lasted 2 straight weeks until they fixed it.

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alexwars1 — GMT

That's enough time. LETS WRECK THE PLACE!

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Manchu — GMT

I miss this thread having pics. :(

[img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa75/sitmihilux/40k-DarkEldar-Pic1.jpg?t=1262941924[/img]

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alexwars1 — GMT

[quote=Manchu]I miss this thread having pics. :(

[/quote]
Here ya go
[img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2010/1/8/74747_sm-.jpg[/img]

[img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2010/1/8/74748_sm-.jpg[/img]

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=metallifan]Saw that a while ago too. I think they opened it about mid-Dec. Figure we should give it about a month or two before anyone lays into it so that they put it on the backburner again.

I think Dakka's longest "MULTILAZ0RZ!!1!" edit record lasted 2 straight weeks until they fixed it.[/quote]

Too bad it's now locked out because of vandilism, looks like my account "Mulitlaser" just became useless.

EDIT: Wait it's unlocked now?

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=n0t_u][quote=metallifan]Saw that a while ago too. I think they opened it about mid-Dec. Figure we should give it about a month or two before anyone lays into it so that they put it on the backburner again.

I think Dakka's longest "MULTILAZ0RZ!!1!" edit record lasted 2 straight weeks until they fixed it.[/quote]

Too bad it's now locked out because of vandilism, looks like my account "Mulitlaser" just became useless.

EDIT: Wait it's unlocked now?[/quote]

Mhmm. Around mid-Dec. Didn't say anything because I figured we should give them time to forget about it again.

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Manchu]I miss this thread having pics. :(

[img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa75/sitmihilux/40k-DarkEldar-Pic1.jpg?t=1262941924[/img]
[/quote]

Me too!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/ammmend.jpg[/IMG]

Ultramarine: Inferior marine version detected.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1262988600985.jpg[/IMG]

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Aduro — GMT

I like the Ultramarine one, added it to my wallpaper rotation.

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Pennywise — GMT

Im pretty sure the second picture is a pic of a the pritty marines.

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Asherian Command — GMT

May be a little off topic but this was something that has been driving people away from 40k.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y[/youtube]
This is what it is fueling people to hate nerds!

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Spellbound — GMT

It's a movie about Daemonhunters?

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[quote=BaronIveagh][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]

You realize, of course, they're counter-weights to balance that big chunk of metal on her back. Behold the perfection of the machine!

And in all honesty, that's nothing. You should see the female tech priest that carries around a back mounted vulcan megabolter...

(Actually, this was sort of the idea for my RT Explorator. Though less Ghost in the Shell and more Dr Octopus meets Red Monika)[/quote]

Just couldnt resist re posting this picture!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=The Acolyte][quote=BaronIveagh][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]

You realize, of course, they're counter-weights to balance that big chunk of metal on her back. Behold the perfection of the machine!

And in all honesty, that's nothing. You should see the female tech priest that carries around a back mounted vulcan megabolter...

(Actually, this was sort of the idea for my RT Explorator. Though less Ghost in the Shell and more Dr Octopus meets Red Monika)[/quote]

Just couldnt resist re posting this picture![/quote]

But as of yet, no one has revealed from whence it comes. And if there is more...

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Asherian Command — GMT

OF course it is a UltraMarines Dreadnought.

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]OF course it is a UltraMarines Dreadnought.[/quote]

Dont worry the ultras dont stand a chance.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259768796279.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1259769014656.jpg[/IMG]

ALso

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/thread.jpg[/IMG]

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Kurgash — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh][quote=The Acolyte][quote=BaronIveagh][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]

You realize, of course, they're counter-weights to balance that big chunk of metal on her back. Behold the perfection of the machine!

And in all honesty, that's nothing. You should see the female tech priest that carries around a back mounted vulcan megabolter...

(Actually, this was sort of the idea for my RT Explorator. Though less Ghost in the Shell and more Dr Octopus meets Red Monika)[/quote]

Just couldnt resist re posting this picture![/quote]

But as of yet, no one has revealed from whence it comes. And if there is more...[/quote]

I'll have to ask where my friend found it. He was the one that sent it to me on aim.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Porn site most likely.

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Kurgash — GMT

if that were the case there would be rule 34 all over it

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BIBBI — GMT

whats rule 34?

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orkylooter — GMT

did you actuly ask that?

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BIBBI — GMT

yes

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orkylooter — GMT

you don't want to know

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Flee! Run for your life! Run while you still can!!!

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Lord of battles — GMT

RRRRRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Manchu — GMT

MAKE WAY FOR ORIGINAL CONTENT!!!1!!

[img]http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa75/sitmihilux/BloodAngels.jpg?t=1263264984[/img]

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Lord of battles — GMT

Codex Vampires is coming out, I wonder why?

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alexwars1 — GMT

[quote=BIBBI]whats rule 34?[/quote]

Ever heard of 4chan? that site is rule 34 [b]made manifest.[/b]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

A Rule 34 Question???

(Brandishes his staff at his minions)

ACTIVATE THE PORNULATOR!

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=BIBBI]whats rule 34?[/quote]
If it exists, there's porn of it.

Stay the hell away from 4chan for your own good.

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puma713 — GMT

[IMG]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o305/puma713/f987bc93-0fec-42cf-9fc4-6beb37fea1e.jpg[/IMG]

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Cryonicleech — GMT

If Red Wonz go Fasta, do Blue Wonz go Slowa?

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

Naw, da blue wonz iz lucky!

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CruelCoin — GMT

Lol.

i love the second and the last one.

2: the detail! even down to the microphone hanging from her belt.

last: i got the AoBR set and i'm not going to use my space marines. i'll model em like this '" an' let ma boyz get sum praktice on sum 'omo oomies".

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kirsanth — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]A Rule 34 Question???

(Brandishes his staff at his minions)
[/quote]
Yikes

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Cambak — GMT

[img]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/adeptusmoronicus/thread_necromancer.png[/img]

Edward.... THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!
Oh wait... he sparkles... COUNT CHOCULA IS A BETTER VAMPIRE THEN YOU!

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Manchu — GMT

I think you're misusing the thread necromancy card, there.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I agree with Manchu. It's only been a couple of days.

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Shadowbrand — GMT

This thread is still going strong, It's not that old.

Jesus what's with people on dakka and being in their high chair these days? I think I'm going to bail back to 4chan and DDO for awhile.

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Cambak — GMT

Usually when a thread isn't posted on for a few days some people tend to think of it as DEAD.

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Manchu — GMT

bring more 40k jokes back if you do

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Not really. It would be considered DEAD after a couple weeks, maybe even a month. There was only a TWO day gap. Not that bad.

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Shadowbrand — GMT

You got it. Death to the False Emperor!

-Ninja smoke-

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

NEW MATERIAL! (I think)
[img]http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/40kRP/Images/Comics/041016.gif[/img]

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Cambak]Usually when a thread isn't posted on for a few days some people tend to think of it as DEAD.[/quote][quote=Iorek]2. No Thread Necromancy. If a thread is [b]more than a month old[/b], leave it alone. If you're really interested in the topic, start a new thread! There are exceptions, like updates to modelling blogs or threads in forums that don't get much traffic, but in general bringing back old threads is simply annoying to the bulk of the posters who have already moved on.[/quote]That should clear things up for you, Cambak.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

And just for you, Manchu.
[img]http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/40kRP/Images/Comics/Advert1.JPG[/img]

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Shadowbrand — GMT

Here's mine for now.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I lol'd.

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Shadowbrand — GMT

I always thought it was hard to be sneaky with big batman wing's on your head.

Bye for now dakka!

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Don't know if this one's come up yet, but it would make the OP cry...

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mjq_bA3rPN0/RjdEYLD9uEI/AAAAAAAAAcI/kraHih5qIns/s400/PREGGO-40K.JPG[/img]

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Shadowbrand — GMT

Well wait untill I tell EF's lord inquisitor he has a preggo fetish.

Or you could submit to the divine will of she who thirsts!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

(Sorry I just had to when I saw.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Found another one.

[img]http://media.photobucket.com/image/40k%20funny%20gamespot/kinger2005/187.jpg[/img]

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Aw...didn't come through.

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Manchu — GMT

@EF: LoL

PMed you and Shadowbrand a joke, as I'm not sure if it's appropriate to post.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Loved it, mate!

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Shadowbrand — GMT

I loled hard.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Don't know if this one's come up yet, but it would make the OP cry...

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mjq_bA3rPN0/RjdEYLD9uEI/AAAAAAAAAcI/kraHih5qIns/s400/PREGGO-40K.JPG[/img][/quote]

Artist: [url]http://kazuv.deviantart.com/[/url]

And if you think that would make the OP cry, you ain't seen nothing yet...

Here's some of Briji-chan's 'art'...

[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs9/i/2006/063/7/4/Ordos_by_briji_chan.jpg[/img]
[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs7/i/2005/159/4/d/eldar_worlock_by_briji_chan.jpg[/img]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I was not aware that watermellons were commonplace in future breast surgery...

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puma713 — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh][quote=Emperors Faithful]Don't know if this one's come up yet, but it would make the OP cry...

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mjq_bA3rPN0/RjdEYLD9uEI/AAAAAAAAAcI/kraHih5qIns/s400/PREGGO-40K.JPG[/img][/quote]

Artist: [url]http://kazuv.deviantart.com/[/url]

[/quote]

That dude has a serious preggo fetish.

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=I= White-Wolf — GMT

Wow, I just went through this whole thread and i still haven's stopped laughing

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

So THAT'S where most of the aspirants die off...

No wonder there are so few marines...

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Bramnero — GMT

This thread officially has too many views

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

It's becuase...

[img]http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg[/img]
[img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/18169/867330-awesome_thread_super.jpg[/img]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

BWA HA HA HA HA HA! I found another abomination to burn the ops brain with!!!!!

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2009/351/5/7/Two_by_Two_by_Walselley.jpg[/img]

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Does the fetus count as radiation hazzard for the plasma gun?

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Shaman — GMT

Loved the night lord pic ..

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Manchu — GMT

2 prego pics? Wow, I didn't think it was that common--of a fetish or genre of 40k fanart.

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Manchu]2 prego pics? Wow, I didn't think it was that common--of a fetish or genre of 40k fanart. [/quote]
They're all from one sick bastard. His Deviantart was linked like 5 posts ago.

Also, Redscare, I'd take that image down if I were you. F-bombs aren't allowed on Dakka, and foul language and general NSWF content is what gets every "humor" thread locked down here.

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM]His Deviantart was linked like 5 posts ago . . . Also, Redscare, I'd take that image down if I were you.[/quote][/quote]LOL, noticed neither.
The prego thing was weird until I came across a Cultist-Chan foot fetish drawing. What a long strange trip this thread has been . . .

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Two pics do not make it "Common".

A few lines from a game of Dark Heresy I played with Gametable. I'll admit most of them aren't as funny as I think they are.

Titus (Psyker): "Were you chosen by the master too?"
Cyrus (Guardsmen): "Yes, I was too chosen by Inquisitor(Insert Name here)"

Titus prods the man with his staff.
Uriah (me)(Cleric): "Don't poke the man, Titus"

(GM): After around 20 minutes you begin seeing pockets of humans in tattered, filthy clothing, standing around small campfires.
Titus: (what are they burning anyway?)
Zarkov (Techpriest): (Each other.)

(GM): You can see the [vault] seal in the distance, probably five minutes or so ahead
Titus: "Look, there it is!"
Zarkov pats Titus on the head.
Zarkov: "Yes...yes it is."

(While we where waiting for Cyrus to get back online)
(GM) Commissar: "It will take around half an hour to get the seal open enough for you to enter"
Uriah: "So...Seen anything good on TV lately?"

(after about 15 minutes of waiting)
Teutus(other guardsman) begins the Litany of Maintenance on his lasgun.
Uriah draws doodles in his notepad
Titus begins reading his copy of Book of Imperial Saints
Titus: (with big text and lots of pictures)

(after Zarkov failed a climb roll and nearly fell down a chasm)
Uriah: "Let us go, before zarkov pees himself"
Titus: "I wonder if he pees oil."
Zarkov: "Those parts are still biological, Psyker."

(GM): You come to an area where a large steel door is set into the wall.
Uriah: "What is it with these people and huge ass doors!?"
Zarkov: "I...guess they just really like their doors sizeable?"
Titus: "Maybe they have wide shoulders."
Teutus: "It is a symbol of the governor's "legendary" virility."

(GM): Continuing further, you notice little that you haven't seen already.
(GM): Until you reach an area where the ground had cracked open.
(GM): The crevice is too wide to simply step across. You'll have to jump.
(everyone then proceeds to fail their rolls, 3 members using Fate points to make it, the two in the pit also failing their climb tests)
(One DH equivalent to taking 20 later...)
Uriah: "Lets never tell anyone about that"
Zarkov: "I think that'll be for the best."
Teutus: "Agreed. How much would more rope cost once we're back out of here?"

(referencing a pog the GM was using for a NPC)
Zarkov: (Damn that guy has been hit with the ugly stick HARD.)

Zarkov: "Seems Cyrus buggered off."
Titus: "Lets go after him."
Uriah: "Think we can leave [Cyrus] here?"
Zarkov: "Sadly, no..."

Zarkov: (Sweet. I can actually recharge at machines if I get the right talent.)
Zarkov: (Jack myself in, start removing Fatigue. And no, not like that. Think "The Matrix")
Uriah: (I was wondering: Is it possible to use you to charge my las pack?)
Zarkov Xanthis: (Hm. I dunno. Don't think so.)
Uriah: ('cause that would be funny)
Uriah: ("Hold still, I'm trying to plug this in")
Zarkov Xanthis: ("Ooooh yeah, that's the spot.")
Titus: ("Is that a charge pack in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?")
Zarkov Xanthis: ("Yes.")

(GM): In the distance to the north you see a pinkish glow.
Zarkov: (Slaanesh! Protect your rears, gentlemen!)

(GM): ANOTHER MUTANT STEPS OUT
(GM): THIS CAVE IS LIKE A MUTANT CLOWN CAR
Zarkov: (Oh, for...! This is like a god-damn...dammit, you said it before me.)

(referencing the GM's map)
Uriah: "Is it just me or is this mine poorly made?"

(GM): One poorly placed shot in here would purge kilometers of tunnels.
Cyrus : ...
Uriah: "Cyrus...Dont. Do. Anything"

(GM): The glow is getting more obvious.
Uriah: "Aright class, what does a glowing pink mean?"
Titus: "Rash?"
Zarkov: "Bad things that needs a good purging."
Teutus "More promethium?"
Zarkov Xanthis: "Or that."

(after killing a Plaguebearer and returning to the seal)
(GM)Commissar: "Is that you?"
Uriah: "No it's the Girl scouts. We are selling cookies"

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=Luke_Prowler]Two pics do not make it "Common".[/quote]When there are two pics of the same fetish in the relatively tiny subset of 40k-themed fetish pictures, yes it does. The only exception is when they are by the same person, as BroSRM pointed out.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

I didn't know Conan was a chaos worshiper.

[img]http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CNC53000AAlg.jpg[/img]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Manchu][quote=Luke_Prowler]Two pics do not make it "Common".[/quote]When there are two pics of the same fetish in the relatively tiny subset of 40k-themed fetish pictures, yes it does. The only exception is when they are by the same person, as BroSRM pointed out.[/quote]

The problem is they arn't by the same guy... LOL

the second one is by [url]http://walselley.deviantart.com[/url]

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Manchu — GMT

Then my point stands. I'm so thrilled, obviously.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

... well, think about it: 40k is a game where there is an entire faction of perverted supermen....

Though I do admit that the largely female RT party I run was transporting three IG regiments once (1 male regiment, 2 female), and I was using an online warp-event generator. It came back that all the women on board were now pregnant with psykers (seriously, one of them has that as a random event. Not entirely sure, but I think it's the one at darkreign40k.com)

That was really as close as we ever got to something like this, but I think ours was funnier.

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Manchu — GMT

I'm guessing you mean female characters . . .

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Can't believe this wasn't added earlier...

[url]http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/252190.page[/url]

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bloodraven3rd — GMT

hello! hope the tread not dead yet. i got tons of 40k pics.

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metallifan — GMT

Notice how the marine statue has scratches on his cod-plate...

Must've been fighting against Slaanesh

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=metallifan]Notice how the marine statue has scratches on his cod-plate...

Must've been fighting against Slaanesh [/quote]

Nah, it was probably just a skirmish or something.

If it had been a full blown battle, there would probably be bite marks...

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Aduro — GMT

And his knees.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Manchu]I'm guessing you mean female characters . . .[/quote]

No, both the party in real life, and their characters are mostly female. (party IRL 4girls, 3 guys. Party characters: 5 girls, 2 guys.)

Not, mind you, that the party IRL got pregnant, just their characters.... LOL

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]IRL 4girlsL[/quote][img]http://flywithbats.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jb-amazed.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=bloodraven3rd]hello! hope the tread not dead yet. i got tons of 40k pics.[/quote]

Thats not even close to tons I am disappoint.

I dont get the end hopefully someone chanified can explain..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263713261405.jpg[/IMG]

Hopefully this isnt from this thread i can never remember..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263349233299.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Ah, so THAT'S how he lost his arms...

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Shaman — GMT

Thrones for the throne Skull!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263712559767.jpg[/IMG]

Tzeentch contemplates..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263712018160.jpg[/IMG]

Someone likes Dark Eldar !

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/Dark_Eldar_Artillery_MOD_by_IgnusDe.jpg[/IMG]

Tzeentch sends the good DE ideas to the warp

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263712079040.jpg[/IMG]

No Dark Eldar Codex EVAR!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263718100553.jpg[/IMG]

Shaman is a sad panda!

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Ketara — GMT

That skimmer looks pretty nifty actually.

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oggers — GMT

More pics.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

Warcraft 40k might be cool. Especially cause everyone playing orks could have an actual WAAAARGH!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Manchu][quote=BaronIveagh]IRL 4girls[/quote][img]http://flywithbats.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jb-amazed.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Yes, Manchu, where I live, there are gamer girls. (It's not hard. do the math, and you'll see how we got that many. Myself, the GM = 1 guy. so, game night is 4 girls and 4 guys, grand total. Hmm... I wonder how we did that...?)

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IvanTih — GMT

I imagine Lich King in Warcraftt 40,000 as some warp god with daemon sword and daemon armor.

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Manchu — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]Yes, Manchu, where I live, there are gamer girls. (It's not hard. do the math, and you'll see how we got that many. Myself, the GM = 1 guy. so, game night is 4 girls and 4 guys, grand total. Hmm... I wonder how we did that...?)[/quote]This conflicts with the Second Law of Gaming: "Involve not thy female companion nor become involved with a female in thine group lest thine group crumble." My fiancee tried D&D with my old group. Hated it, thank God. My old group was composed of me, another friend, and a husband and wife. The wife ended up being the center of everything, always and her mood swings often determined not only whether we'd play play but what. Ugh.

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Shaman][quote=bloodraven3rd]

I dont get the end hopefully someone chanified can explain..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263713261405.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]

It's based on the video "Card Crusher" which is hilarious in it's own right. I just wish the Internet didn't get it's claws in it and turn it into another meme.
hl=en_US&fs=1&">hl=en_US&fs=1&" >

The comic you posted plays off it by cutting off Abaddon's arm at the end since, well, you don't piss off Kharn.

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Manchu — GMT

[img]http://gakuranman.com/eng/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/himonya-kyoujyu.jpg[/img]

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sniperjolly — GMT

[quote=Shaman][quote=bloodraven3rd]hello! hope the tread not dead yet. i got tons of 40k pics.[/quote]

Thats not even close to tons I am disappoint.

I dont get the end hopefully someone chanified can explain..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263713261405.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
You have to red it from right to left or else it doesn't make much sense. Blame the Japaneese.

It looks like that last picture was quite... Inspired.
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2010/1/17/b24e5d5ac3553352d223f963a9cbb50e_24414.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/21/633496867000575678-lawful-evil.jpg[/img]

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fireflyer — GMT

[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz310/light_obsidian/2004-04-08-063_heraldry.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz310/light_obsidian/2004-11-11-123_good.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz310/light_obsidian/2004-11-15-124_vote.gif[/IMG][/quote]

Problem is that they would just run in and hit it with the EMPs instead (y)

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Shaman — GMT

Ah thank you so much for the explanation.. Card crusher looks like he needs to met Kharn also.

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Images like these are saving warhammer

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263715666338.jpg[/IMG]

But then

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263971350707.png[/IMG]

Doom Assaults us!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263970666457.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263966946491.jpg[/IMG]

Objection she Demands. MOAR grimdark!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263971642699.jpg[/IMG]

Kharn is as always confused

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263968551569.jpg[/IMG]

Sonic isnt really that fast, Kharn dosent feel confused Nao

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263970125677.jpg[/IMG]

The warp is mysterious...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263966977769.jpg[/IMG]

Nanananana!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263969671386.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263970019704.gif[/IMG]

Tzeentch author of current chaos codex.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263969250764.gif[/IMG]

Im crying dust too!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263968492970.jpg[/IMG]

Looking back to good ol 3.5

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263968392016.jpg[/IMG]

Finally Grotzz take over.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263971656355.jpg[/IMG]

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Asherian Command — GMT

THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)

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Crazy_Carnifex — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)[/quote]

Then Why am I laughing?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I like the Guardsman "Looking Around Corner. Only Heady Exposed."

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Asherian Command — GMT

[quote=Crazy_Carnifex][quote=Asherian Command]THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)[/quote]

Then Why am I laughing? [/quote]
Because i'm not amused. By these types of pictures.

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ExtremeMetalFTW — GMT

[IMG]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/1/633559081624430112-warhammer40ksoundcannonsbecausewordscanhurttoorpggamer.jpg[/img]

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bloodraven3rd — GMT

Here is some more.

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Superscope — GMT

[quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/downloadAttach/34444.page[/img][/quote]

Bloody hell... Nothing is damn costly.... we must remove this "nothing" from our supermarkets...

SPACE MARINES!!! purging on Isle 6! (yay spelling)

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Monster Rain — GMT

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Captain Solon — GMT

I dun get it... these are all so funny.
why do we need to make a problem out of it?

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command][quote=Crazy_Carnifex][quote=Asherian Command]THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)[/quote]

Then Why am I laughing? [/quote]
Because i'm not amused. By these types of pictures.[/quote]

Best take your cranky ass from this thread then.. This type of stuff is all she will deliver. Unless you know you could contribute something funny.. Which you cant.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/DRW40k__02_by_DaRealWurld40k.jpg[/IMG]

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Monster Rain — GMT

[quote=Shaman][quote=Asherian Command][quote=Crazy_Carnifex][quote=Asherian Command]THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)[/quote]

Then Why am I laughing? [/quote]
Because i'm not amused. By these types of pictures.[/quote]

Best take your cranky ass from this thread then.. This type of stuff is all she will deliver. Unless you know you could contribute something funny.. Which you cant.
[/quote]

+1

Or does someone have a gun to your head making you read this thread?

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Ketara — GMT

[quote=Shaman][quote=Asherian Command][quote=Crazy_Carnifex][quote=Asherian Command]THIS ISN'T FUNNY! (kicks someone.)[/quote]

Then Why am I laughing? [/quote]
Because i'm not amused. By these types of pictures.[/quote]

Best take your cranky ass from this thread then.. This type of stuff is all she will deliver. Unless you know you could contribute something funny.. Which you cant.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/DRW40k__02_by_DaRealWurld40k.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

You know that's an earlier incarnation of Frazzled.

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Lord of battles — GMT

You iz muking about

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KevlarPaperclips — GMT

[IMG]http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu131/KevlarPaperclip/epicthread-Copy.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i641.photobucket.com/albums/uu131/KevlarPaperclip/Canyouhearmenow.jpg[/IMG]

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binky — GMT

Lol so hard. Pretty funny stuff - I don't find it tasteless at all.

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Bloodthirster — GMT

When Necrons came to Earth. Then this...

Fire Away!

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Lord Maleval — GMT

Couldn't resist snagging this when i saw it...

[IMG]http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn180/daishi45acp/toofunnyMedium.jpg[/IMG]

or perhaps a little too subtle.

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Volkov — GMT

Disco Tau! HAHAHA

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Volkov — GMT

I had posted this picture on this thread a while back. I was at a tournament last weekend and one of my opponents saw my macharius model and said tactical genius is for noobs. I asked where he had heard that and he said dakka dakka. You gotta love a small world

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Asherian Command — GMT

Ok now i'm laughing.

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MikeV37 — GMT

Yay a pic I made is in this thread!

This made my day better.

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oggers — GMT

Some more things.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

lol at star trek fail.

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Superscope — GMT

ok... now i gotta add some images here!

[IMG]http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii170/Fatpokemon/20062009051.jpg[/IMG]

[color=red]SHAPES FOR THE SHAPES GOD! FLAVOR FOR THE FLAVOR THRONE![/color]

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By the way... i love the vespid one ;p

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oggers — GMT

All shamelesly stolen from other humour threads.

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Manchu — GMT

Not all.

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Kurgash — GMT

Soulstorm was such a damn awful game...

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Dashofpepper — GMT

Hey! Soulstorm was a *great* game!

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Jon Garrett — GMT

It was a great game...when it worked. Somehow, my computer can run the others fine, but Soulstorm takes ten minutes to load a level.

And when it does a fucking Big Mek shows up and destroys my base before I can do anything because my army is elsewhere.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Dashofpepper]Hey! Soulstorm was a *great* game![/quote]

It was a great game while it was still in it's packaging.

But then I took it out and installed it. I still get terrible, burning nightmares from that game.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Pfft. Still better than DoW2 IMO.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Pfft. Still better than DoW2 IMO. [/quote]

Well... Yea. At least there was no blatantly Emo scout

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

DoW 2 was basically a cheap hooker for the Space Marine noobs.

"ZOMG, deyv hav lazerz *pew pew* and chainswords *chop chop*"

It was designed for someone the age of 10. [/rage]

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metallifan — GMT

The way you put it there, you make it sound like the game was designed by C.S. Goto

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Ketara — GMT

I didn't see any back-flipping, tank surfing, multi-lazor wielding terminators, so not quite.

[img]http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs147.snc3/17434_1344830783262_1306020303_1031781_4863277_n.jpg[/img]

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Volkov — GMT

[quote]Pfft. Still better than DoW2 IMO[/quote]
DOW 2 was god awful. I force myself to play occasionally thinking it might get better...no....

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leoaeris6789 — GMT

Best stealthsuit I've ever seen.

Whats wrong with Soulstorm? Its not like Dark Crusade had more story

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Nightrave — GMT

so i got more of a funny story less of a funny picture.......
There is a Sig on these forums about a blood claw doing a certien nasty thing to a carnafex, so i have told it to my local gaming group, and we all had a laugh since my main army is the Wolves of Russ.

I was playing my carnafex the other day, he ran into a nob squad and made them deader then a dead thing could get.....and one of the guys goes "Man that fex was really really wanting to make things dead, its kinda like he got loving the night before from a space marine he did concent to" ....... much laughing followed

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=leoaeris6789]Whats wrong with Soulstorm? Its not like Dark Crusade had more story[/quote]

You mean other than the fact that we just got an evil Eldar clone army and Fem Marines with Guard HP for the new races, flying units that did diddly Fk all, some bad maps/reuse of old maps, predeployed bases getting stuck in terrain/inaccessible areas, some of the worst hack-meat character scripts imaginable, and Boreale's speech impediment, not to mention the fact that it was exactly 100% like playing a crappy version of Dark Crusade?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Still better than DoW2, though.

@Nightrave: Yes, I have seen said joke. Pretty funny.

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Fresh — GMT

i like dow 2, the new survivor mode is pretty fun and i like the style of it (mainly due that i <3 CoH)

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Grrr. You collect Space Marines don't you?

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Fresh — GMT

of course, but i do collect other armies. your just jealous.

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Brother SRM — GMT

You naysayers shut your traps about DoW2. It's great and you should feel terrible for not liking it.

That picture of the guy playing all the DoW games is fantastic though - hadn't seen that before.

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

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awww, I kinda liked the Barracuda in Soulstorm. It was probably the only thing that won me a system for the greater Good. But that was before my Soulstorm disc stopped getting responded up in the cd drive :(

And DoW2 does have the awesomeness of much powerfuler individual Spess Mahreens. Course, emo Cyrus is just plain silly.

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Iron Gryphon — GMT

Only played DoW2 once cause it is at my friends house (my computer can't run it) and I have to say I was angry at how it was set up and played. There goes 60 dollars down the drain.

As for Soulstorm, it was probably the same as Dark Crusade on my ratings chart. And @Lord Kaesar 2, the Barracuda was the only worth while new addition to the game.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

I collect Blood Angels. What happened in DOW2 was in no way fun.

1) Walk
2) Shoot/Chop
3) Run away.
4) Rinse and Repeat.

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Morgrim — GMT

I love Soulstorm.

This may have something to do with the fact I have never played single player mode, beyond a quick skip through the tutorial to figure out what button did what. I've only played it at my friend's LANs. No prizes for guessing what army I play...

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Locclo — GMT

Meh, Soulstorm was little more than Dark Crusade + Copy/Paste. A few changes, like the new rules for bases (I fething hated the fact that you have to destroy EVERYTHING the enemy had, not just the HQ. It wouldn't be so bad if the AI didn't [i]always[/i] build one random building in the middle of la-la land somewhere on the map) and bam, you've got Soulstorm.

Although the power Soulstorm is a bit puzzling. IIRC, it's an IG Psyker power, not some fancy-pants Dark Eldar global power.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Orks?

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bloodraven3rd — GMT

.....I myself liked all of the games so far... not counting fire warrior. Soulstorm did have very little mods. but if they put a FoK mod i be happy without a thought.

DoW2 ya was rough but still likeable. I do hate some of the players when they make fun of the sm colors of my pick....souldrinkers.
nids did come in to the game so could you call that a win maybe

more pics

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Nightrave — GMT

k so i got to comment on the DoW2 game. This was the first game i played for Warhammer 40k, (well i did play firewarrior but we won't speak of the lies) Anyhow, i say this, the single player is the most lieing and vilely evil thing i have played. it was made that way when i was fighting the warboss, and my five squads of space marines shooting it with -ONE- heavy dev. and a Force Commander with Pfist, and an assualt squad and a tac squad and all this, and he took 10 mins to kill. Thats bad enough its worse cause my Friend who was -just starting to play 40k- and is ORKS saw that and now gets in his head that warbosses are damn near IMPOSSIBLE to kill. so he goes gung ho on his ork forces, also the game made stormboys look "Good" so he went and got those.......he has not yet had a good game. I blame that on DoW2 and his incredible abilite to not listen to other players.

Now that i have said that. I love the multiplayer. yes the units are not "right" but still it can be enjoyable and you can have some good moments in a "multiplayer" Warhammer 40k game when you can't get a real game in. And last stand is pretty good.

I will say this. there is no way in hell 5 banshees will kill a carnifex when he gets da charge on them in Close combat tho. (darn you for letting this happen DoW2!!!)

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Anung Un Rama — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]It was designed for someone the age of 10. [/rage][/quote]
Funny. It got a 16+ rating when it came out here.

That pic with the AIM Agents is pure win.

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Locclo — GMT

Fire Warrior was alright, I guess. It's nice if you want a game that's not about the !@#$ing Spess Mehreens. Granted, the game was unrealistic, fething hard, and very, very grimdark (Emphasis on the dark) but it's not about a Space Marine. Kais is a fething badass though - there are a few levels near the end where the only enemies you fight are Chaos Space Marines using one of their bolters.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

How many Deamon Princes did a single Firewarrior kill?

...5?

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]How many Deamon Princes did a single Firewarrior kill?

...5? [/quote]
I think one.

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Damn it I posted 666th post.*tortures himself until he receives Emperor's forgiveness.*

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

3 at least.

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Volkov — GMT

[quote]k so i got to comment on the DoW2 game. This was the first game i played for Warhammer 40k,[/quote]
Play the original DoW and be amazed. DoW 2 is garbage

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Cambak — GMT

I think none.

Fire warrior: JOIN THE GREATER GOOD!

Greater Daemon: GET! IN! MY! BELLY! *eats the fire warrior*

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@That is EXACTLY how it should have ended.

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]@That is EXACTLY how it should have ended. [/quote]
Yeah,but in both cases we would have this awesome scene.Is it awesome?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYPSg-Ab7Dc[/youtube]

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Asherian Command — GMT

na that was horrible the space marine looked like the guys from Nazi Germany but bald.

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Rakoun — GMT

Speaking of video...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qn0vXI_pA[/youtube]

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Asherian Command — GMT

HERESY!!!!!!!!

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alexwars1 — GMT

Well, you know what they say, idle hands are the devils playthings, and heresy grows from idleness...

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bloodraven3rd — GMT

so if i may ask.. any fav. mods in the DoW games? mine will be FoK 3.5. best tabletop rule one yet.

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metallifan — GMT

Get rid of that tiger picture before the Modquisition pummels you with the User-Be-Good stick.

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Manchu — GMT

This is happening more and more in this thread.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Manchu]This is happening more and more in this thread.[/quote]

QFT. Apparently, kids these days don't know how to read posting rules.

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Manchu]This is happening more and more in this thread.[/quote]
It's how every single Warhammer humor thread gets closed. As much as I post in them, I think they're pretty cancerous to the forums overall. Just a glutton for punishment I guess.

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Doombot001 — GMT

Agreed. The last thread was crazy-go-nuts epic. I don't want this one closed.

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Lord of battles — GMT

This one is nice, dont ruin it!
Also what ever happened to the op?

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Locclo — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]This one is nice, dont ruin it!
Also what ever happened to the op?[/quote]

I'm guessing he got out-trolled by the first few posts, epic-facepalmed after this thread snowballed into what it is now, and left the boards forever.

...or he could have forgotten about the thread. Either or.

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=Locclo][quote=Lord of battles]This one is nice, dont ruin it!
Also what ever happened to the op?[/quote]

I'm guessing he got out-trolled by the first few posts, epic-facepalmed after this thread snowballed into what it is now, and left the boards forever.

...or he could have forgotten about the thread. Either or.[/quote]

You're probably right.

(BTW, love the sig! Any Farsight Sympathizer is a friend of mine. )

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

@Rakoun: That is so fething awesome!

@bloodraven3rd: Yeah, I'd probably delete the Amphibious Attack Tiger one. Speaking from experience here.

The Guard vs Carnie was epic though.

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Shaman — GMT

Kung Fu space marines from the chapter of Funk!

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DEATH89 — GMT

pmsl guys funniest 23 pages of internet ever, hope you haven't run out of ammo ;-D

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]pmsl guys[/quote]

Pics or it's a lie. Though that must make it difficult to visit a comedy club, no?

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NidMaster40000 — GMT

I quite like the Space Moorines. I think they're funny.

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Cambak — GMT

I lol'ed myself silly at the Kung Fu Space Marine....

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ExtremeMetalFTW — GMT

Funny?

[IMG]http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/Norse_Iron_King/Wobbuffet.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

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oggers — GMT

[quote=Rakoun]Speaking of video...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qn0vXI_pA[/youtube]

[/quote]
Best first post. Ever.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Indeed.

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Morgrim — GMT

I can see the shoulders moving that much (just) but I'm not sure power armour has hip joints that flexible...

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Superscope — GMT

[size=24]Behold mortals! I have raided the internets for the greater good, and have came up with this.[/size]
[size=7]ps. my espleen is now 15"[/size]

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/14/633753160536737904-tauempire.jpg[/img]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skViuV1qI/AAAAAAAACiQ/W4Bc7rc8QTE/40k+Rippers.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7646/spacemarinesbadassmj4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.advancedtautactica.com/resource/tcartoons/tau_motivate1.jpg[/img]
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aka_tizz — GMT

That SM kung fu was just hilarious

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Morgrim — GMT

Can't... breathe...

The bullet time ethereal especially.

*keels over unconscious from lack of oxygen*

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Cheese Elemental — GMT

God damn auto-resize!

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oggers — GMT

50 Ways to Annoy your Opponent

1. Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best course of action.
2. Bring a small model coffin with undertakers. Everytime a model dies, escort it off the battlefield and give it model funeral. Remember to hum the funeral theme tune.
3. Bring a falsified rulebook ( hours of fun ).
4. Shave your head. Paint your skin green. Wear a nose ring. Grunt a lot.
5. Flip a coin at the start of the game. After observing the outcome, claim that you have won the game. Look upset if your opponent denies this. Sulk.
6. Bring 20 printed pages of notes and intellectual-looking glasses. Refuse to let your opponent look at them. Refer to them throughout the game. Speak aloud as you read- "he's gone there, so contingency plan 8a means that I should..."
7. Insist opponent rolls all your dice for you. Complain and insult your opponent if you get any bad rolls.
8. Before the game, do a little dance and motion to the gods. Curse your opponent dramatically.
9. Arrive before your opponent. Set up your army and then take the other side of the table. Act as if you are expecting to play with your opponent's army.
10. Add a spring loading system to your cannon. Bring lots of ball bearings.
11. Bring a plastic kid's sword and 'challenge' your opponent. If he refuses, claim you have won the game through his forfeit.
12. Play dead if your general dies.
13. Bring a Land-raider model from 40K. Leave it sitting conspicuously on your side of the table. Make cryptic references to the power of laser cannon in WHFB.
14. Complain that you don't think you can trust your hero.
15. Act as if you are a sports commentator. Commentate on the game. Incessantly.
16. Ask politely if your opponent wouldn't kill your general. Explain that its his birthday.
17. Bring a smoke machine. Insist on recreating the "fog of war".
18. Sacrifice a goblin to Mork before the game. Saw off its head with a craft knife.
19. Arrange models in a diorama in the middle of the battle. Take photos for a "battle report."
20. Sharpen your goblins' spears before the game with a craft knife. Grin widely.
21. Cackle diabolically. "The World is mine! Nothing can stop me now!"
22. State before the game that you are playing for the title of the champion of the universe.
23. Feel the personal loss of every soldier. "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well."
24. Lament the woes of war loudly. Faint when a model dies.
25. Add sound FX. Kaboom!
26. Ask if you can have TV rights to the game.
27. Just to surprise your opponent, agree amicably with and compliment your opponent!
28. Declare that you are opposed to the senseless destruction of our forests. Refuse to let him kill your treemen. Refuse to let him move through woods.
29. Insist on a lunch break for your troops. Bring a model Mr. Whippy Van.
30. Explain that you are a pacifist. Call off the game immediately.
31. Order your miniatures in your best Sergeant-Major voice. "Quick march, on the double- hut!"
32. Ask if your opponent is opposed to nuclear warfare. Carry a small spherical device. Give no other reasons.
33. Wear a crown. Say that you are the "Lord of the Galaxy". Get a horde of admirers to cheer you on.
34. Bring a stuffed, shaved poodle. Say it is your mascot.
35. Grow a Hitler moustache and wear a swastika. 'Discipline' your troops if they fail to salute you.
36. Cheer on your miniatures.
37. Hide under the table at the start of the game. Make your opponent drag you out. Speak in a nervous whisper. Confide in him that you are scared of his troops.
38. Leave a false army list lying around. Snatch it back angrily if your opponent starts to read it, but leave it visible.
39. Pull out an ace surreptitiously ( but obviously ) from your sleeve during the magic phase. Look pleased. Try to play it.
40. Keep a deck of Magic the Gathering cards handy. When you are told it is "the magic phase" bring out the cards and start to shuffle them. Ask if he wants to cut your deck.
41. Speak in Skaven. Neek- Neek!
42. Tell him you've brought weighted dice. Complain about the uselessness of modern technology when you start to roll ones.
43. Bring a lamp. Rub it and make three wishes before the game. Look at your opponent accusingly if they don't immediately come true. Ask him if he's used it.
44. Ask what year it is. Ask where you are. Ask what game you are going to play. If he says warhammer, bring out an antique mallet and hit him with it. Smile a corny grin.
45. Make references to a spy/traitor in his army.
46. Don't place your wizard on the board at the start of the game. At the end of your deployment, use a small explosive device to create a smoke screen and place down the wizard behind it while you yell, "poof!". When the smoke dissipates, say, "Tadaa!"
47. Have a history written for every trooper. Start a family feud.
48. Poor cheese sauce all over your opponent's army. Complain that it is cheesy.
49. Come with an army painted completely flora purple. Wear dark glasses.
50. Attempt to bribe your opponent's characters. Turn away quickly if your opponent looks at you questioningly. Deny everything.

Not all 40k but still.

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Locclo — GMT

Ha! Those posters are brilliant. Love the Tau ones; they are quite accurate.

Also, great list of annoying things to do in games, oggers.

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SideEffect46 — GMT

Wow those pics were so awesome haha

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Aduro — GMT

When did Raiden join the Tau Empire?

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Cambak — GMT

They offered Free dental....

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Emperor forgive me, that's some funny stuff right there, lol

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]

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I was gonna resist, but the steak knives sold me. Printing off the coupon now...

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Superscope — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]

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Hmm.. always could use a set of steak knives... and a morphing arm too, always useful.

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liquidjoshi — GMT

Here are some i found: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bto4rGhoIvsd5M:http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631638880407362-titans.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/24/633631640773580826-legotitans.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zBfosmrKXhs/SODDsGm492I/AAAAAAAAAaU/fsjIB8hiJck/s400/Stormhammer+poster28440796.JPG[/img]
[img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0809/warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/17/633518901894979165-awkward-moments---theres-no-real-way-to-get-around-them---motivational-rpg-poster.jpg[/img]

ilol'd.

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Cambak — GMT

Chaos counter!
[img]http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=362&g2_serialNumber=2[/img]

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liquidjoshi — GMT

[quote=Cambak]Chaos counter!
[img]http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=362&g2_serialNumber=2[/img][/quote]

Angry Marine counter!

[img]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/MrChaos_album/AngryMarines.jpg[/img]

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[quote=liquidjoshi]

Angry Marine counter!

[img]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/MrChaos_album/AngryMarines.jpg[/img][/quote]

FOR. THE. EMPRAH!!! *kicks heretics into well*

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Aduro — GMT

Are all those supposed to represent certain people? I know the standard bearer is King Leonidas of Sparta, which makes me wonder about the other three.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

You mean the guy with the 'fro? There's only one thing that could possibly mean...

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BTW, Caelun Niveus, I lol'd.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

He's one bad mother (WATCH YO MOUTH!)

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Aduro]Are all those supposed to represent certain people? I know the standard bearer is King Leonidas of Sparta, which makes me wonder about the other three.[/quote]

I think the one on the left is meant to be goku.. I like to think the power fist (dreadnought sized) is the karate kid all grown up.

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Cambak — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/ec/Angry_Marine.jpg[/img]

I wonder if the OP's mind blew up yet?

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n0t_u — GMT

[quote=Cambak][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/ec/Angry_Marine.jpg[/img]

I wonder if the OP's mind blew up yet?[/quote]

Nah he's probably sitting back going "It worked! IT WORKED!!!!! *happy dance*".
Picture the kid from the Nintendo 64 video and you get the idea.

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Cambak — GMT

Well, I was thinking, and I want THIS incorporated into WH40k
[img]http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg[/img]

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aka_tizz — GMT

Can you modify that to shoot Rocket-propelled power swords?

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CadianXV — GMT

@Cambak: You've been going through Frazzeld's filing cabinet again, haven't you?

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Cambak — GMT

No, I've been going through MY filling cabinet....

But it would be cool.

Also,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O5U21vxy68[/youtube]

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DEATH89 — GMT

This thread seems to be losing momentum, but i have what we need to rally the troops....

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Cambak — GMT

[img]http://www.heresy-online.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=165&d=1201143721[/img]

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DEATH89 — GMT

Could just be my archaic laptop but i can only see a torn page icon Cambak :(

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Cambak — GMT

Just you, I can see it, but...
[img]http://www.heresy-online.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=196&d=1202423729[/img]

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Oh and...
[img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2zi1zjl.jpg[/img]

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DEATH89 — GMT

Must be my laptop, lack of funds means my laptop is so old the battery lasts for all of 24 seconds on a good day, i'll have to have a look at work tomorrow :0
Holy crap thats awesome! but where is his lapdog?

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Cambak — GMT

[img]http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu34/hells_fury_2009/633630230301858750-tabletopgaming.jpg[/img]

and finally a tribute to Orks.
[img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/l_4258f19bf73543279ed611573e414093.jpg[/img]

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poipo32 — GMT

Cambak the two first image you posted on this page are broken links.

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Cambak — GMT

Really? Because I can see them fine.

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Methinks the broken images are due to Heresy Online's logging in thing. I followed the image locations, and they said I had to be logged on to view them

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Cambak — GMT

*face palm* Time to find versions of them not from Heresy then....

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Voldrak — GMT

[quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/10/11/1d900626f2a83ba4e68f04360c891e8b_11022.jpg[/img][/quote]

Anyone know where the original image for this can be found?

An hour of searches and nothing so far.

Epic thread too

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fenris wolff — GMT

Must have space cows!!!!!!!!!!

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swordman600 — GMT

dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]
They have been used pages ago.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar.

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/40kBaneblade03.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/IGvsTau.jpg[/IMG]
Don't understand the last one, but i thought the picture was awesome.

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metallifan — GMT

It's a play on the same line from FMJ

"How can you shoot innocent people like that?"

"Easy! Anyone that runs is a commie! Anyone that stands still is a well-disciplined commie!"

"What about women and children!?"

"Ah they're easy. You just don't lead them as much."

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Lord Harrab]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/IGvsTau.jpg[/IMG]
Don't understand the last one, but i thought the picture was awesome.[/quote]

I get it! That how things work in the Imperium.

(It highlights the Imperial Soldiers indifference to killing xenos civilians)

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ninja'd.

@metallifan: I don't get the last bit...

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Brother SRM — GMT

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/ninjadread.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Yay! New pics! :thumsbup:

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar. [/quote]
whats so bad about being a furry =(

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Actually.... the Imperial Guard does not discriminate against Xenos. They kill human women and children just as willingly.

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Huffy — GMT

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[quote=swordman600]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

Angry Marines have a well-publicized beef with furries. I think Angry Marines get preferred enemy against furries in the fan-dex.

[quote=Emperors Faithful]
@metallifan: I don't get the last bit...[/quote]

When shooting women and children, they don't run as fast, so the gunner doesn't need to compensate as much for their movement when he's firing at them.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Paladin Blake][quote=swordman600]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

Angry Marines have a well-publicized beef with furries. I think Angry Marines get preferred enemy against furries in the fan-dex.[/quote]

I'm pretty sure Angry Marines get preffered enemy against everyone.
Anyway...

[img]http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5869/844808-this_thread_is_unclean_super.jpg[/img]

[quote][quote=Emperors Faithful]
@metallifan: I don't get the last bit...[/quote]

When shooting women and children, they don't run as fast, so the gunner doesn't need to compensate as much for their movement when he's firing at them.[/quote]

Ah, thanks for that.

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swordman600 — GMT

i hate you all.... so very much

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Hey, calm down mate. I was only joking. (I couldn't resist an excuse to post that pic again )

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n0t_u — GMT

Feel no mercy for the enemies of mankind.

[size=7]Joking [/size]

We're probably running out of pictures that weren't posted before in this thread or that last one that kept getting locked.

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/19/633600555209383258-posing.jpg[/img]

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Volkov — GMT

[quote]It's a play on the same line from FMJ

"How can you shoot innocent people like that?"

"Easy! Anyone that runs is a commie! Anyone that stands still is a well-disciplined commie!"

"What about women and children!?"

"Ah they're easy. You just don't lead them as much."[/quote]
You forgot
"Ain't war hell?"

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Kurgash — GMT

Much is wrong for being a furry. Welcome to the internets.

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/Warhammer-Chibi.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q150/Lord_Harrab/Orks_Motivational_Poster_by_T_H_E_Q.jpg[/IMG]

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idget — GMT

give a guardsmen's lasgun a laser sight to make it twinlinked
check this out for the Ed version of 40k http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Warhammer

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Paladin Blake — GMT

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Warhammer40000

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Asherian Command — GMT

"TROPES FOR THE TROPE GOD, EXAMPLES FOR THE EXAMPLE THRONE!!!"
Best quote ever!
"Zerg Rush Zerg Rush (Tyranids - unsurprisingly, as the Zerg themselves were based on them. A lot of "horde" armies, such as Orks and Imperial Guard, employ this one as well.)
Zombie Apocalypse (After occasionally menacing the depths of Necromunda, plague zombies cropped up in force during the 13th Black Crusade, courtesy of Nurgle. Dark Heresy introduces many more new and exciting ways for characters to find themselves up to their eyeballs in shambling dead.)
And there's another kind in The Bleeding Chalice, where it's all the fault of a super-mutant produced by a Techpriest experiment on cleansing mutations, and who can psychically create viruses through ship hulls and hard vacuum that have this effect. His main battlecruiser is essentially intended as a massive drop assault ship that breaks apart and spews down a ridiculous number of zombies, making the first air drop Zombie Apocalypse.
Warhammer 40k: revolutionizing your apocalypse."
2nd best quote

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=idget]give a guardsmen's lasgun a laser sight to make it twinlinked
check this out for the Ed version of 40k http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Warhammer [/quote]

That site wishes it could be 4chan. Kind of like how Vince Vahn wishes he could act.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

Humans By Any Other Name: We're mon'keigh to the Eldar, gue'la to the Tau, 'umies to the Orks, playthings to the Dark Eldar, and lunch to the Tyranids.

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Asherian Command — GMT

WIN!

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Hey, calm down mate. I was only joking. (I couldn't resist an excuse to post that pic again )[/quote]
ok sorry

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/3/3c/GorknMork.jpg/800px-GorknMork.jpg[/img]

If you don't get this one, look up Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and Megas XLR

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DarkHound — GMT

I lold.. so hard...

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Asherian Command — GMT

LOL!

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Napalm — GMT

Orkas XLR?

Now someone has to post a picture of a Looted Megas.

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Asherian Command — GMT

isn't it looted enough XD.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]isn't it looted enough XD.[/quote]
to orks you can never loot somthing to much

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Asherian Command — GMT

Someone sig that quickly!

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swordman600 — GMT

wha?

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Ketara — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=metallifan][quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar. [/quote]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

[img]http://slother.poligon.net.pl/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

Other than that, nothing really. The same way that nothing's wrong with being into BDSM. However, in the same way that if someone had a picture of a woman with a whip for an avatar, a furry who walks around posting pictures of strangely shaped animals will attract comments. The main reason furries tend to attract so much flak is because to put it simply, they seem to feel the need to flaunt their fetishes for everyone to see, as opposed to keeping them in the bedroom where they belong. What happens between two consenting adults(or one adult and his computer) is entirely up to them, but most people would appreciate it if it isn't shoved under their noses.

And yes Angry Marines have a long time history of purging furries.

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Asherian Command — GMT

MUHAHAHAHAHA HERE IT IS!
some one photoshop this too look orcy.
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p_MlHDzvAvk/SHYVZfojOBI/AAAAAAAAAKM/-p17mfzCXXM/s1600/34e063fea4f4ca2ade350cdc4e38f3d6%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I hear angry marines get the Space Foxx chapter as preferred enemies... LOL

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]Someone sig that quickly![/quote]

It took my entire sig, bit I did it!

Also, for a Fluffy standpoint on Furrys. If they existed in the 40k universe, their "non-human" qualities would lead them to be considered by the Imperium as:
A. Xenos
B. Warp spawn
C. Mutants

The Tau probably wouldn't care as much, and Chaos would gladly welcome your worship.

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Slackermagee — GMT

...And by welcome your worship they mean act as vessels for Nurgle/Tzeentch aspect possession.

Have fun with that rotting stomach mouth now.

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=Asherian Command]isn't it looted enough XD.[/quote]
to orks you can never loot somthing to much [/quote]

Epic post.

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Ketara — GMT

[img]http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20080326.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20080328.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20080329.jpg[/img]

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Caelun Niveus][quote=Asherian Command]Someone sig that quickly![/quote]

It took my entire sig, bit I did it!

Also, for a Fluffy standpoint on Furrys. If they existed in the 40k universe, their "non-human" qualities would lead them to be considered by the Imperium as:
A. Xenos
B. Warp spawn
C. Mutants

The Tau probably wouldn't care as much, and Chaos would gladly welcome your worship.[/quote]
thats why i have a chaos army
CUZ I KNOW THEY ACCEPT ME

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Manchu — GMT

So what turns you on about anthropomorphic animals?

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Paladin Blake — GMT

Has this thread truly gotten so OT that we're discussing furries?

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Manchu — GMT

We go in and out, Paladin Blake, what's your point?

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

Every 40K funny pictures thread eventually turns into a furries discussion, the the "Surprise Buttsex" Demotivationals come out and the thread gets locked.

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Manchu — GMT

Onward to oblivion, my Spehss Mahreins!

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Yes, really, drop the discussion and get back on topic.

And that's being funny.

[img]http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs22/i/2007/353/8/0/Warhammer_40K_Joke_by_UnknownX.jpg[/img]

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Manchu]So what turns you on about anthropomorphic animals?[/quote]
well i guess i'm not a "true furry"
i just like the anime images i see like my avatar both tame and adult images.

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swordman600 — GMT

here then
it's not mine but what the hell

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[quote=swordman600][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2010/2/8/aeb5517452afe3be8e4755140dfd5b4a_25121.jpg[/img][/quote]

QFT

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swordman600 — GMT

here last one befor i go to bed
i think this might be a repost but what ever

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Commander Endova — GMT

I have to find the instructions for that...

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Morgrim — GMT

[quote="Ketara"]Other than that, nothing really. The same way that nothing's wrong with being into BDSM. However, in the same way that if someone had a picture of a woman with a whip for an avatar[...][/quote]
*debates going off to find a camera and her stock whip...*

Hey, I play DE, it'd be fitting.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Morgrim][quote="Ketara"]Other than that, nothing really. The same way that nothing's wrong with being into BDSM. However, in the same way that if someone had a picture of a woman with a whip for an avatar[...][/quote]
*debates going off to find a camera and her stock whip...*

Hey, I play DE, it'd be fitting. [/quote]

So would devouring souls and torturing kittens for a Dark Eldar, but you don't do tha-...wait, nevermind.

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=Huffy][quote=swordman600][quote=metallifan][quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar. [/quote]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

It's heretical first off and secondly it's evil which ties into the heretical part of it, but I'm sure my fellow dakkaites can elaborate on why we hate furries, [/quote]

There is nothing wrong with furries. A little butter, a touch of garlic and they are not half bad.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Dutch508][quote=Huffy][quote=swordman600][quote=metallifan][quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar. [/quote]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

It's heretical first off and secondly it's evil which ties into the heretical part of it, but I'm sure my fellow dakkaites can elaborate on why we hate furries, [/quote]

There is nothing wrong with furries. A little butter, a touch of garlic and they are not half bad.[/quote]

I dunno... I prefer mine on the grille with a good home made barbeque sauce or marinade.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Furries Anonymous. Don't Ask, Don't Tail.

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Ketara — GMT

You people and your fursecution! It's just like the Elvish holocaust all over again! MADNESS!

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Ketara]CAD[/quote]
[IMG]http://i46.tinypic.com/9vi90m.jpg[/IMG]
Even in death I still B^U

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/zkki7o.jpg[/img]

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Dutch508][quote=Huffy][quote=swordman600][quote=metallifan][quote=swordman600]dont know if this question was asked but why are there not many angry marines
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ANGRY MARINES RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH[/quote]

Perhaps the funniest and most ironic part of this is the fact that (at the time of the post) you have some kind of disgusting Furry-gak in your avatar. [/quote]
whats so bad about being a furry =([/quote]

It's heretical first off and secondly it's evil which ties into the heretical part of it, but I'm sure my fellow dakkaites can elaborate on why we hate furries, [/quote]

There is nothing wrong with furries. A little butter, a touch of garlic and they are not half bad.[/quote]

I dunno... I prefer mine on the grille with a good home made barbeque sauce or marinade. [/quote]

Sure, grilled furries are not bad (tastes like chicken)- but you loose the juiciness that only comes from a slow broil.

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swordman600 — GMT

you know you guys debating about me being a furry makes me wanna post this
so please stop ok i've had enough

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CadianXV — GMT

Cleanse it with fire!

(All meant in good fun swordsman! )

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=CadianXV] Cleanse it with fire!

(All meant in good fun swordsman! )[/quote]
yea sure =|

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Volkov — GMT

One of my best friends is a fur 40k player, I have a healthy respect for them, they give my guardsmen a 4+ cover save

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swordman600 — GMT

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Ketara — GMT

As I said swordman, people don't tend to like it when you shove your personal sexual fetish in their faces. Sure, you're a furry, but can't you keep it to yourself? I have a female 40K friend who has a weird robot fetish, but she doesn't go around posting pictures of Optimus Prime's 'cable', and using a sexy megatron shot for an avatar.

I myself have several fetishes, but I don't feel the need to advertise them on a public forum. As a completely serious question, why do you?

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Ketara]As I said swordman, people don't tend to like it when you shove your personal sexual fetish in their faces. Sure, you're a furry, but can't you keep it to yourself? I have a female 40K friend who has a weird robot fetish, but she doesn't go around posting pictures of Optimus Prime's 'cable', and using a sexy megatron shot for an avatar.

I myself have several fetishes, but I don't feel the need to advertise them on a public forum. As a completely serious question, why do you?[/quote]
ok sir im not shoving my "fetish" onto anyone i came in and asked for more angry marines and THEN people pointed out about my furry avatar
now this stamp may explain this thing i have but i tested it and it wont play unless you click on it so please
LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT BEING A DAMN FURRY

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JEB_Stuart — GMT

Who let furries back in here?

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garret — GMT

your all carzy. deep fried furrys are the best. espcially with honey mustard.
Im not clicking anything with the word furry in it.

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JEB_Stuart — GMT

[quote=garret]your all carzy. deep fried furrys are the best. espcially with honey mustard.[/quote]QFT...Malibu Furry is pretty good too though...

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swordman600 — GMT

and also if there is anything "perverted" about the picture i have posted so far IN ANYWAY what so ever (including my avatar) i will shut my account down and delete my posts
ANYTHING PERVERTED WHAT-SO-FUCKING-EVER
fucking closed minded assholes

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garret — GMT

Its nothing perverted. It just like ketara said. we dont want to know about your sex life or fetishes. We could care less about you being a furry. we just dont want to know about it.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=garret]Its nothing perverted. It just like ketara said. we dont want to know about your sex life or fetishes. We could care less about you being a furry. we just dont want to know about it. [/quote]
oh for fuck sakes
I ONLY SAID IT ONCE TO CLEAR THINGS UP
GOD DAMMIT

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Manchu — GMT

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BeRzErKeR — GMT

Has it occurred to anyone that Swordman has not, in fact, SAID anything about his sex life? it's only other people who have mentioned it. I, personally, would find that extremely offensive.

Ok, his profile picture is an anthropomorphic animal. Big-fething-deal. Who cares? Why is everyone jumping down his throat?

If his first post had been, say, "Hi, I'm swordman and I like to bone bunnies!" THEN I could understand it. . . but it wasn't. So. . . what exactly is the problem?

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garret — GMT

Welcome to the internet. we blow things way out of proportion.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=BeRzErKeR]Has it occurred to anyone that Swordman has not, in fact, SAID anything about his sex life? it's only other people who have mentioned it. I, personally, would find that extremely offensive.

Ok, his profile picture is an anthropomorphic animal. Big-fething-deal. Who cares? Why is everyone jumping down his throat?

If his first post had been, say, "Hi, I'm swordman and I like to bone bunnies!" THEN I could understand it. . . but it wasn't. So. . . what exactly is the problem? [/quote]
exactly

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Ketara — GMT

Give the chap some slack now guys. This is turning into bullying.
He's right, he only said it once at a direct inquiry, and I guess there isn't anything more sexual in his avatar than a random animal with big eyes.
I apologise for my last post, it was a bit OTT.
EDIT: Beaten to the post by bezerker. Glad to see I'm not the only one with my wits about me.

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swordman600 — GMT

thank you

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Back on topic

[img]http://www.lilformers.com/comics/2009-02-02.jpg[/img]
Seem familiar?

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swordman600 — GMT

new to me

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Asherian Command — GMT

[quote=swordman600]new to me[/quote]
I have a feeling this will become a cartoon network show by the end of this summer O.o

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command][quote=swordman600]new to me[/quote]
I have a feeling this will become a cartoon network show by the end of this summer O.o
[/quote]
i fear it's all ready to late

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command][quote=swordman600]new to me[/quote]
I have a feeling this will become a cartoon network show by the end of this summer O.o
[/quote]
I'd pay to see that.

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eldarbgamer13 — GMT

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*koff koff*

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Slackermagee — GMT

Why are all the Wraithlords in that pic gussied up like Spehss Mareehnz?

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Asherian Command — GMT

Whats with the comissiar?

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swordman600 — GMT

...

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garret — GMT

[img]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a333/Tekhno/123213241453463456.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n59/Darth_Skorr/Warhammer%2040K/TauPropaganda.png[/img]
[img]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n59/Darth_Skorr/Warhammer%2040K/DawnofWarAlignment.jpg[/img]
[img]http://th01.deviantart.com/fs15/300W/f/2007/102/a/0/Pretty_Marines_III_by_Jaekyu.jpg[/img]
the dangers of deepstriking
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/malveaux/warhammer/NecronDeepStrike/necrondeepstrike11.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/malveaux/warhammer/NecronDeepStrike/necrondeepstrike10.jpg[/img]

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swordman600 — GMT

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DarkHound — GMT

No, not anymore they can't.

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Thank Mork (or possibly Gork) for 5th edition

[img]http://coolminiornot.com/pics/pics12/img483d78c5d34ab.jpg[/img]

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Kurgash — GMT

[quote=Luke_Prowler]Thank Mork (or possibly Gork) for 5th edition

[img]http://coolminiornot.com/pics/pics12/img483d78c5d34ab.jpg[/img]

[/quote]

:( why do you have rub salt into my wounds?

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=Ketara]Give the chap some slack now guys. This is turning into bullying.
He's right, he only said it once at a direct inquiry, and I guess there isn't anything more sexual in his avatar than a random animal with big eyes.
I apologise for my last post, it was a bit OTT.
EDIT: Beaten to the post by bezerker. Glad to see I'm not the only one with my wits about me. [/quote]

Ladies, ladies, ladies! You all fellow Dakkaities forget this main rule.

THIS THREAD IS FOR 40K SHENANIGANS! I. DEMAND. MORE. 40K. HUMOR!!!

I could care less about furryness vs nonfurriness. MOAR 40K HUMOR!!!!!!!

WITH MOAR DAKKA!!!!!!

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh158/vividwings/Warhammer%20funny%20pics/Iapprovethisthread.jpg[/IMG]

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Kurgash — GMT

I lol'd hard at this http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2008/2/27/bc645b46e5cf0d7ceea81753e8171578_83.jpg

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Morgrim — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=Morgrim][quote="Ketara"]Other than that, nothing really. The same way that nothing's wrong with being into BDSM. However, in the same way that if someone had a picture of a woman with a whip for an avatar[...][/quote]
*debates going off to find a camera and her stock whip...*

Hey, I play DE, it'd be fitting. [/quote]

So would devouring souls and torturing kittens for a Dark Eldar, but you don't do tha-...wait, nevermind. [/quote]
I used to be an apprentice taxidermist. I can inform you of the three best ways to skin a cat in exquisite detail. I am completing a science degree that requires occasional dissections, so I have a full kit of relevant material and can do a rough 'fur rug' style skin (simplest sort) of a mouse without spilling a single drop of blood.

Unfortunately if you want to effectively skin an animal it has to be dead at least an hour, to let the blood settle out of the fine capillaries. I don't want to have to attempt one where blood is obscuring all the detail.

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swordman600 — GMT

thanks alot GW you fucked up my army befor i made it a full working force
now i dont want to play necrons

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swordman600 — GMT

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

Haha, that last one is awesome. When I first heard about Space Marine Chaplains, that's what I thought. Spiritual leaders? Pshht, try sixteen tons of whoop @ss.

My D&D Cleric of Lathandor, slayer-of-undead-by-the-roomful, Bearer of Shadowlore, Ancient Staff of Righteousness suddenly looks like a snivelling nancy-boy with a stick.

40K Clerics FTW. Faith personified in close combat fury!

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Kurgash — GMT

[quote=swordman600]thanks alot GW you fucked up my army befor i made it a full working force
now i dont want to play necrons[/quote]

You could always hop on the bandwagon like every other guy or could actually maybe try to develop tactics that help you win. My Necrons still smash apart space marines and can hold their own vs Nids. Just have to know how to play em.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Kurgash][quote=swordman600]thanks alot GW you fucked up my army befor i made it a full working force
now i dont want to play necrons[/quote]

You could always hop on the bandwagon like every other guy or could actually maybe try to develop tactics that help you win. My Necrons still smash apart space marines and can hold their own vs Nids. Just have to know how to play em.[/quote]
the main reasons i picked necrons is becuase there easy to paint, they have the "we'll be back" rule, and they were powerful and could kill a titan, saw it on a "necron tactica" on youtube where 30 of them killed a titan on roles of 6's cuz of there gauss weaponry, pluse you can flood the field with warriors and you would be ok (so i have been told)

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Kurgash — GMT

I'd rather not rely on the youtube tactica of 'flood the field with warriors, you will win' as...they are just stupid really.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Kurgash]I'd rather not rely on the youtube tactica of 'flood the field with warriors, you will win' as...they are just stupid really. [/quote]
i know it's somewhat stupid but having alot of warriors out on the field does help since the rule where if your force drops below 25% then they "phase out" giving automatic victory to your opponent

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

So I was playing Soulstorm with the AI set on the hardest level, and then I see this:

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/3986497601_cc0eeb9b67_o.jpg[/img]

Also, I think I know how Stubbs lost those 100 baneblades:

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3987249428_d2707488d5_o.jpg[/img]

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Asherian Command — GMT

LoL

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garret — GMT

i dont get it.

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leoaeris6789 — GMT

The first one is stuck in its base, probably can't even turn around. The second one is a clipping error making it look like the hill is shoved up inside the tank or something. The mighty baneblade One of the IG guys lost 100 baneblades before the game began.

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despoiler52 — GMT

When you fail that hard in the IG, execution is the only option.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=despoiler52]When you fail that hard in the IG, execution is the only option. [/quote]
if that were true then they wouldn't have that many IG left

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Where I come from, that's called a 'target of opportunity'

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Corvus — GMT

(taken from 4chan)

So, Eldrad Ulthran is a huge dick. But you already know that, I say it every day, sometimes twice a day because he’s just that bad.

So, one day I’m hanging out at one of the bakeries in Ulthwe, eating lunch while trying to chat up a really cute Howling Banshee when Eldard walks in. All of a sudden I hear a shout from the bakers (I think he was a Swooping Bagel Exarch) and a loud bang as one of the wraithovens in the back explodes. Out of nowhere a loaf of bread the size of my head comes flying out, rebounds off the wraithglass window, hits my drink and spills it all over my pants, and then sails right into Eldrad’s open hand. He just gives me this smirk and takes a huge bite. Now my pants are soaked and the cute Banshee is laughing at me.

What a dick.

After I’m thoroughly embarrassed, Eldrad announces that we were moving out, this time to Cadia. So an hour later I’m flying the long way there because Eldrad wants to spend the trip chatting up that cute Banshee. My pants are still wet because he never gave me a chance to change them.

After what seems like forever we finally land on Cadia near one of those massive parade grounds the humans love, Eldard has the three of us cloaked under one of his illusions. Up on a huge podium one of their generals is shouting orders and chomping on a cigar. He’s got the biggest damn collar I’ve ever seen, even bigger than the one that Warlock who hangs out with Idranel has.

Anyway, Eldrad has us stand around and twiddle our thumbs for about an hour until he notices a commissar walking by to inspect the huge formation of humans. Eldrad turns to the cute Banshee and whispers something in her ear, and then all of a sudden she shoves me really hard on the back. I stumble forward, out of the illusion, and fall into the commissar, knocking him into the formation and sending ever single soldier toppling to the ground. Apparently one of those soldiers hit a Sentinel in just the right spot and it goes tumbling over into all of the others, which in turn collapse into the lines of tanks and transports like a massive game of wraithdominoes except for all the explosions. In a few seconds the entire parade is a massive flaming wreck.

While I’m frantically trying to get away from the commissar, who’s screaming about the ‘damned xenos,’ Eldrad drops the illusion and just shoots the biggest grin I’ve ever seen up at the human with the huge collar, who’s so angry that he practically swallows his cigar. Then the cute Banshee grabs ahold of me and the three of us hightail it to the ship before the humans can start trying to kill us. As we’re flying away I notice the mass of burning wreckage somehow manages to spell out ‘CREED SUCKS.’ Eldrad just laughs to himself like it’s the funniest damned thing in the world as he takes his seat.

Then we realize that he’s sitting on a Leman Russ.

Ursarkar E. Creed smiles to himself as he pulls out a fresh cigar. “Just as planned.”

What a dick.

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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Locclo — GMT

[quote=garret]i dont get it.[/quote]

To clarify:

In the first picture, the computer opponent has built a Baneblade that got stuck (Which happens often, since the Baneblade is freakin' huge). While players are perfectly capable of deleting buildings to make room for the Baneblade to leave the base, the computer will not.

As for the second one, there's some sort of clipping glitch/error that's making the Baneblade appear to have a hill stuck inside of it. The joke is that the Imperial Guard commander (Vance Stubbs) in Soulstorm infamously begins the Imperial Guard stronghold mission by stating that they recently sent out a company of 100 Baneblades to other places in the system, so they don't have their ultimate weapon to defend the base against the army that's assaulting it (You).

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Paladin Blake — GMT

These have probably been posted already, but I won't bother to go through the entire thread looking.

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/29/CreedvTzeentch.png[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/fb/1242252059504.jpg[/img]

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Ahem,

"So a Space Marine chaplain, a sister superior, and a commissar are sitting in a bar. They're having a good time, and the conversation quickly turns into a debate about whose troops are the bravest.

The chaplain boasts 'my troops are so brave, they'd jump off of a 100-story building without question.'

The sister superior says 'prove it,' and the chaplain grabs one of his men, orders him to go jump off the building, and he promptly does so, falling to his death.

The sister superior says, 'well, my girls are so brave, they'd jump off a 200-story building without question.'

The chaplain says 'prove it,' and the sister superior summons a sororita, orders her to jump, and she does, falling to her death.

The commissar butts in, saying that no one is as brave as his troops are. The others balk at this, so the commissar yanks an unfortunate Cadian from a nearby table. He points at a 300-story building and tells the soldier to jump off the top floor.

The poor soldier weighs his options and produces a very hesitant 'sir, no sir.'

The commissar turns to the others at his table and says 'see, that was bravery.'

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Paladin Blake]These have probably been posted already, but I won't bother to go through the entire thread looking.

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/29/CreedvTzeentch.png[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/fb/1242252059504.jpg[/img]

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Ahem,

"So a Space Marine chaplain, a sister superior, and a commissar are sitting in a bar. They're having a good time, and the conversation quickly turns into a debate about whose troops are the bravest.

The chaplain boasts 'my troops are so brave, they'd jump off of a 100-story building without question.'

The sister superior says 'prove it,' and the chaplain grabs one of his men, orders him to go jump off the building, and he promptly does so, falling to his death.

The sister superior says, 'well, my girls are so brave, they'd jump off a 200-story building without question.'

The chaplain says 'prove it,' and the sister superior summons a sororita, orders her to jump, and she does, falling to her death.

The commissar butts in, saying that no one is as brave as his troops are. The others balk at this, so the commissar yanks an unfortunate Cadian from a nearby table. He points at a 300-story building and tells the soldier to jump off the top floor.

The poor soldier weighs his options and produces a very hesitant 'sir, no sir.'

The commissar turns to the others at his table and says 'see, that was bravery.'[/quote]
i loled so hard at the bravery thing

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Aduro — GMT

What? He didn't promptly execute him?

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metallifan — GMT

No, he probably did. They just cut the story before his head got popped like a grape.

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Corvus — GMT

Here we see Failaddon on the morning before a Black Crusade

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Ketara — GMT

I love the face the commissar in the top left of that is pulling. Whoever drew that must have laughed the whole way through.

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f3/Guardsmen.jpg[/img]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Corvus][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2010/2/10/fd898e8c53451857a5d260e79756327f_24105.jpg[/img][/quote]

That one always makes me luagh.

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Aduro — GMT

Whole lotta diddly! I've not seen that one in forever!

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metallifan — GMT

[quote]Alpharius: "Can I kill him? Seriously ... will anyone actually miss him? Who the heck plays Ultramarines these days except Graham McNeil? Lets face it; they're boring, bland, and have possibly the second greatest assault on the eyes as a colour scheme in this hobby. No one plays Ultramarines"

Roboute: "Just like no one plays Alpha Legion?"

Alpharius: "Oh but they do ... we're just really good at disguising ourselves! Which leads us to ..."

Thought for the Day: There's a 99% chance that any army you're playing against is an Alpha Legion army in disguise. There's an equal chance that your army is one too.[/quote]

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mrwhoop — GMT

Here's an old joke I modified for 40k

Four warriors are playing cards one night; an Ork Warboss, an Eldar Farseer, a Chaos Champion and an Imperial Commander. They get to talking about how great their factions are and eventually decide whoever has the best icon on their side won't have to ante up.

Ork Warboss: We's got da biggest an' Orkiest wall that no armie has EVER breached and it's lasted many Waughs.

Chaos Champion: BAH! A wall?!

Farseer: Indeed, that crude thing would not stop any. However, on creating lasting works, I believe my Craft World Mosaic beats all. Once a generation the Best Bonesinger adds a single line onto its surface and even amoung our long lives it is an ancient and wonderous artifact.

Ork Warboss: Yous is sayin' a pikture is better'n a wall wif more dakka than most clans! Dats...( interrupted)

Chaos Champion: Foolish as always Eldar. What good is your icon when none can see it? Now my Chapter's Banner! That is a thing of Glory! Every Marine captured has a pinch of skin ripped and sewn on it. They are sacrificed to the Dark Gods as tribute and its mere sight has driven Madness and Despair into the weak minds of corpse worshipping fools!

Ork Warboss: Tha' liddle thing wouldna even be a snack for mah 'Orde o' Squigoths.

Arguing ensues and after a minute they realize the Commander's been quiet.

Chaos Champion: So what does the dog of the corpse-god bring?

Ork Warboss: Huh? ahahaha dem humies got some nice toys but dey's break too much.

Farseer: I must admit I am curious...

The Commander takes a lho stick and lights it, "We have a two headed eagle."

*silence*

The Warboss and Champion burst out laughing and even the Farseer seems embarrassed for the guardsman.

Warboss: Wuts good about a 2-heded bird?

He takes a long drag on the stick and says : "Well, he can fly over your wall, crap on your mosaic, and wipe its with your banner."

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Good one!

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FoeHammer — GMT

@ mrwhoop, HAHAHAHA

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=mrwhoop]Here's an old joke I modified for 40k

Four warriors are playing cards one night; an Ork Warboss, an Eldar Farseer, a Chaos Champion and an Imperial Commander. They get to talking about how great their factions are and eventually decide whoever has the best icon on their side won't have to ante up.

Ork Warboss: We's got da biggest an' Orkiest wall that no armie has EVER breached and it's lasted many Waughs.

Chaos Champion: BAH! A wall?!

Farseer: Indeed, that crude thing would not stop any. However, on creating lasting works, I believe my Craft World Mosaic beats all. Once a generation the Best Bonesinger adds a single line onto its surface and even amoung our long lives it is an ancient and wonderous artifact.

Ork Warboss: Yous is sayin' a pikture is better'n a wall wif more dakka than most clans! Dats...( interrupted)

Chaos Champion: Foolish as always Eldar. What good is your icon when none can see it? Now my Chapter's Banner! That is a thing of Glory! Every Marine captured has a pinch of skin ripped and sewn on it. They are sacrificed to the Dark Gods as tribute and its mere sight has driven Madness and Despair into the weak minds of corpse worshipping fools!

Ork Warboss: Tha' liddle thing wouldna even be a snack for mah 'Orde o' Squigoths.

Arguing ensues and after a minute they realize the Commander's been quiet.

Chaos Champion: So what does the dog of the corpse-god bring?

Ork Warboss: Huh? ahahaha dem humies got some nice toys but dey's break too much.

Farseer: I must admit I am curious...

The Commander takes a lho stick and lights it, "We have a two headed eagle."

*silence*

The Warboss and Champion burst out laughing and even the Farseer seems embarrassed for the guardsman.

Warboss: Wuts good about a 2-heded bird?

He takes a long drag on the stick and says : "Well, he can fly over your wall, crap on your mosaic, and wipe its with your banner."

[/quote]
omfg epic

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swordman600 — GMT

lol

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crazykiwi — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=Asherian Command][quote=swordman600]new to me[/quote]
I have a feeling this will become a cartoon network show by the end of this summer O.o
[/quote]
i fear it's all ready to late[/quote]

ahhh purge the anime 40k it burns lol

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Snow-Dread. lol

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mrwhoop — GMT

Alright, here's another moded joke.

On Cornel III there is a hive city. On one eastern hab block is a church with a priest who has served for many decades. Faithfully serving his neighbors he has kept what few icons he has safe and well-preserved. One day he hears a rumor from a member of his flock.

"There's talk of a new cult down a few levels. The Arbites got wind there might be weird goings on."

The priest replies "If they know the God-Emperor's light, all shall be well. If not, they shall know His Mercy."

That night he said a prayer saying as much.

The next morning the Priest was sweeping his stoop when some Arbites drove by towards the western part of the hive. One stopped and warned the Priest.

"Ah, Father, you uh may want to keep yourself ready to travel." When asked what he meant the officer explained that it seems the cult they investigated may have been a Genestealer cult. "To be sure, all arbites in the area are making sweeps and spot checks before the Governor calls the military in."

"Hmpf, xenos eh? I'll say a prayer for you in today's sermon." The Arbites thanked the Priest and continued on his way.

A few hours later the Priest hears a commotion outside and sees a number of Guardsmen jogging east. A Sergeant jogs over to the Priest. "Sah, my unit's been ordered back to the next hab to repel another wave of xenos scum. You may want to get whatever you can and get to a shelter."

"Thank you Sergeant, but I have served the God-Emperor here for many years and prayed that we be cleansed of these foul aliens. Be at ease for He shall deliver us from harm."
They make the sign of the Aquila and go their seperate ways.

A few hours later the Priest is restacking some books onto some shelves when things begin to rattle. A deafening sound is heard and he runs outside to see a Thunderhawk barely touching down. Moments later some massive figures run towards the opened ramp and the Priest realizes they are Space Marines. As the last one climbs up, the two see each other. Barely heard above the engines of the the Thunderhawk, the Captian yells "Priest! The...in...late...Come if...ant to live." The Priest understands enough and yells back.
"Thank yo...I ha...faith...prayer..ill...answered!"

The Captain looks the Priest over and nodding, hits the button to close the ramp.

A few hours later the Priest is dead, ripped apart by Tyranids. Yet he knows he is dead, and feels a warm light. Opening his eyes he sees in all His glory, the God-Emperor of Mankind. Excited, the Priest bows and makes the sign of the Aquila. "M-My Leige, I have prayed and served and kept your light for all who would know it. May I ask a question?"

He nods so the Priest continues "I prayed several times this day, and yet I still died. For all my Faith,why did you let me die?"

The God-Emperor tilts his head in thought, "Wait, you're that Priest on Cornel III. I sent the local Arbites, the Guard and my loyal Marines; just what did you want?"

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swordman600 — GMT

warhammer finaly explained simple-er
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-jBnE3LYo4[/youtube]
*edit*sorry cant get this to work right now

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chaplaingrabthar — GMT

Never mind

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Bloodthirster — GMT

PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

GeneralRetreat — GMT

Warp Boromir! The ultimate GW system cross-over!

That boy could decorate the walls with some puny Slanneshi daemonettes!

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Anidem — GMT

Brand new here, and I saw someone posted the "abridged" version of only 360 odd some commandments.

Here is the full listing, in its 628 long glory

The Space Marine Commandments

1. Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as “Bolter Bitches,” nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the “Red Rage,” lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
2. Orks are not “cute”.
3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard’s weapons.
4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian’s staff with a magic wand.
5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.
6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.
8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.
9. No, you cannot “take the Titan for a spin”.
10. Thou shalt not use thy Multi-Meltas to light campfires. (In a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain’s Chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
12. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as “pimp wagons,” nor shalt thou use the phrase, “If the Rhino be rockin’, don’t come a knockin’”.
13. The Chapter Master is not a “drag”.
14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.
15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might “donate some of your own Gene-Seed”.
16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
17. Thou shalt not put a “kick me” sign on the Golden Throne.
18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as “Cruise Control”.
19. Thou shalt not stick a “Honk if you think I’m sexy” sticker on the Sisters’ Rhino.
20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying “Honk if you think I’m sexy” on a Sister’s Rhino.
21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just “for laughs”.
22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as “Miss Cleo”.
23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.
24. Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an “enemy casualty”.
25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes “just to see what happens”.
26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.
27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not “funny”.
29. Thou shalt not refer to the Standard of Fortitude as a “walking stick”.
30. Thou shalt not refer to the Bolt Pistol as a novelty cigarette lighter.
31. The Earthshaker Cannon is not a “hat stand” nor is the Sentinel a “standard lamp”.
32. Thou shalt not use Land Raiders to “play chicken” with Imperial Guard Chimeras.
33. Thou shalt not put a “Purge me!” sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.
34. Thou shalt not compliment the Dark Eldar by calling them “kinky”.
35. Thou shalt not let an Ork be the designated driver.
36. Thou shalt not replace the holy unguents for the Machine Spirit with grain alcohol.
37. Thou shalt not invite a Banshee to Karaoke.
38. Thou shalt not replace the O2 units on the Commander’s Power Armour with laughing gas.
39. Thou shalt not train a Hormogaunt to be a watchdog.
40. Thou shalt not take “Old One Eye” out of context...”He’s in my Artificer Armour he..he..duh!”.
41. Thou shalt not call Dark Angels “hippie alter boys”.
42. Thou shalt not taunt an Eldar “gee didn’t these used to shoot further?”.
43. Thou shalt not refer to the Golden Throne as “the nicest commode in the galaxy”.
44. Thou shalt not attempt to offer a Carnifex a breath mint.
45. Thou shalt not throw a Warp Beast a dog biscuit.
46. Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/Sisters battle.
47. Thou shalt not ask a Warlock what he wears under his robe.
48. Thou shalt not tease an Inquisitor with “look Sir-Heretics!”.
49. Thou shalt not play whack-a-mole with those little Jawa-wannabe Dark Angel thingies (tangent).
50. Thou shalt not wear oven mitts when issued a Plasma Gun.
51. Thou shalt not take the Rhino to procure monkish ale before filling out His Most Holy acquisitions forms.
52. Thou shalt not ask the Librarian if he has records concerning Uranus.
53. Thou shalt not refer to the flamer as a “novelty toaster”.
54. Thou shalt not ask the Apothecary to guess what you have eaten by looking at your tongue.
55. Thou shalt not remove the motors from a Terminators’ Armour during battle.
56. Thou shalt not point and laugh saying “look, somebody missed the toilet” when battling Snotlings.
57. Thou shalt not break wind in the presence of the Emperor (unless properly addressed to do so).
58. Eldar helmets may not be use as hole-punches.
59. Thou shalt not refer to the daily rituals as “psychological warfare” nor shalt thou refer to the Index Astartes as “the book of grudges”.
60. Thou shalt not say, “will someone please tell the Emperor to crap or get off the Throne”.
61. Thou shalt not petition His Most Holy administration to make “Inquisition” an Olympic sport.
62. Thou shalt not instigate a “my Primarch could beat up your Primarch” debate.
63. Thou shalt not use heavy breathing and “I am your father” as a battle cry when wielding a Power Sword and entering an assault.
64. Thou shalt not affect a Transylvanian accent around the Blood Angels.
65. No hair pulling when enjoying brotherly contests with the Space Wolves.
66. Duct-taping a Flamer to your Boltgun does not count as a Combi-weapon, and painting it pretty won’t make it “Master Crafted”.
67. Thou shalt not punt Grots for pleasure.
68. Thou shalt not shout “Thongs for the Thong God!” in front of the Dark Eldar lest thou wish to learn the true meaning of pain.
69. Thou shalt not debate the protective merits of purple spandex with the Dark Eldar.
70. Thou shalt not write theatre criticism and charge His Most Holy treasury to mail it to the Harlequin.
71. Power armour never makes a Sister look fat.
72. Thou shalt not laugh maniacally when flaming the non-believers.
73. Thou shalt not use Thunder Hammers to play croquet.
74. Thou shalt not start rounds of “you might be a C’tan if” while imbibing strong monkish ale.
75. Though shalt not refer to thine brethren, whom the Emperor has dictated be armed with an incendiary weapon, as a “Flamer” constantly. For this has been proven to lower morale and cause strife within His Most Holy showering facilities.
76. Thou shalt not affect an Austrian accent around the Necrons.
77. Thou shalt not ask Rough Riders if you can pet their ponies.
78. Thou shalt not stray from the Adeptus Mechanicus’ directive towards ornamentation of Rhinos; specifically no aluminium sport rims,
neon, extraneous exhaust pipes, or fuzzy dice.
79. Thou shall not attempt to challenge the Eldar to games of “Counter-strike”.
80. Thou shall not, in any way, shape, or form, take the Land Speeder joyriding.
81. Remember; shining Lasguns in the Guards’ eyes is WRONG.
82. Thou shall not pretend to have been possessed by a Daemon.
83. Thou shall not call the sacred Plasma gunners of the Imperial Guard ‘fizz busters’.
84. Yes, it will be noticed if you “borrow” the Chapter Master’s equipment.
85. Thou shall not use supported War Hounds to “play ball” with Imperial Guard Sentinels.
86. It is NOT cool to feed Snotlings copious amounts of narcotics!
87. It is not “funny” to dress up as a Bloodletter and jump out in front of the Chapter Master.
88. Replacing a Brother’s ammunition with blanks is not “funny”.
89. Wiffle bats are not approved hand weapons.
90. Playing naughty movies in your Power Armour’s Autosensors is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
91. Thou shalt not teleport into the Sisters showering facilities.
92. Thou shalt not taunt our revered Dreadnought brethren by tapping on their window and saying “anyone in there?”.
93. Thou shalt not commandeer Drop Pods to go for pizza.
94. Thou shalt not refer to the Emperor’s Champion as “that brown-noser”.
95. Nuking from orbit is not doctrinally feasible for removal of annoying insects-unless they be Tyranids.
96. Thou shalt not tickle the Fallen to press for confession and redemption.
97. Thou shalt not follow a Librarian around thinking, “Can you hear me now”, repetitively in an attempt to drive him insane.
98. Thou shalt not refer to the Wulfen as “damn dirty apes”.
99. Thou shalt not use Whirlwinds to put on fireworks displays.
100. Thou shalt not ask the Dark Angels if they “can keep a secret”.
101. Thou shalt not do Scooby Doo impersonations when speaking to the Space Wolves.
102. Thou shalt not tell the Salamanders “sorry about the Multi-Melta thing”.
103. Thou shall not ask directions from the Wulfen.
104. Thou shall not ask Berserkers for an axe.
105. Thou shalt not do doughnuts in a Rhino, unless thou wishes to clean the passenger’s vomit from the floor, as doughnuts make passengers dizzy.
106. Thou shalt not write “Biggest Bitch on the Battlefield” on the side of thy Land Raider, even if it is true.
107. Thou shalt not take the Rhino out on Saturdays to “impress the girls”.
108. Tyranids are not cute.
109. Though shalt not use Lasguns as laser sights for thy Bolters.
110. Just because you’re fighting Necrons it doesn’t mean your standard equipment is a Skaven and a tin opener.
111. Thou shalt not throw snowballs at Salamander Space Marines whilst yelling, “THINK FAST!”.
112. Thou shalt not ask Ork prisoners “why the red ones go faster”.
113. Thou shalt not attempt to drown out Noise Marines with ye old rave music.
114. Never ask a Dreadnought “how old are you?”.
115. Thou shalt not use the Golden Throne as a microwave.
116. Thou shalt not wear a dress in the presence of the Dark Angels.
117. Thou shalt not wear fake fangs in the presence of the Space Wolves.
118. Thou shalt not ask a Space Wolf if he wants a biscuit.
119. Thou shalt not eat another Marine’s paste.
120. Thou shalt not trip a Dark Angel in front of an Interrogator-Chaplain.
121. Thou shalt not trip an Interrogator-Chaplain.
122. Thou shalt not fill Demolisher shells with lots of flowers.
123. Scouts are not “target practice”.
124. Thou shalt not replace the Chapter Master’s Power Sword with a plastic sword.
125. It is not funny to put an “Eat me” sign on the Librarian’s back prior to a Tyranid attack.
126. Thou shalt NOT refer to the Dreadnought as “Granddad”, nor shalt thou hang a, “I told you I was sick” sign from it.
127. Thou shalt not play “peek-a-boo” with the Machine Spirit.
128. Thou shalt not unscrew your Battle Brethren’s leg plates.
129. It is not funny to play ring toss with Orks tusks.
130. When faced by the Inquisition, don’t laugh.
131. Necrons are not cans.
132. Thou shalt not eat prunes before a battle.
133. Thou shalt not refer to the company Techmarine as “Scotty”.
134. Thou shalt not challenge the Terminator Company to a game of “Twister”.
135. Thou shalt not refer to Ripper Swarms as... “Cute”.
136. Thou shalt not refer to Catachan Jungle Fighters as “tree hugging hippies”.
137. Thou shalt not suggest the Eldar “live long and prosper”.
138. Thou shalt not tell a Space Wolf it smells as if something crawled up and died in their mouth.
139. Thou shalt not replace the Space Wolves store of Tuna with cans of Puppy Chow.
140. Thou shalt not use Imperial Guardsmen as sticks while playing fetch with a Hive Tyrant.
141. Thou shall not use Flame Falcons to toast thy marsh mellows.
142. Thou shall not ask an Inquisitor’s Psyber-Eagle “does Polly wanna cracker?”.
143. Thou shall not ask the Lametors “are ya feeling lucky punk, well are ya?”.
144. Dating the Veteran Sergeant is the exclusive privilege of the Heavy Weapon trooper.
145. Thou shalt not ask the Eldar females if they are interested in a hand-portable “Vibro Cannon”...
146. Thou shalt not strut around Imperial Guardsmen bragging about how “well-equipped” you are.
147. Thou shalt not ask the Thousand Sons if they are that slow on purpose.
148. Thou shalt not taunt the Imperial Guard with threats of utilizing a Lascannon upon their posteriors in an unnatural fashion.
149. Thou shalt NEVER, under any circumstances, interrupt a Navigator’s concentration during warp travel to ask him if you “are there yet”.
150. Thou shalt not challenge Karandras the Shadow hunter to an arm-wrestling match.
151. Thou shalt not refer to Eldar Swooping Hawk grenades as “bird droppings,” nor shalt thou taunt them by using a mortar to pet them with birdseed.
152. Thou shalt not use the Emperor’s Champion Iron Halo to play horseshoes in thy free time.
153. Thou shalt not use the Chapter Standard to dry thy undergarments upon.
154. Thou shalt NEVER take the Steve Irwin approach to Tyranids; if they do not respond to external stimuli, do not attempt to poke it with a stick.
155. Thou shalt not consider it “funny” to replace the smoke canisters in your Chapter’s Land Raider’s Smoke Launchers with narcotic substances.
156. He who takes advantage of the Emperor’s paralysis by painting his fingernails will be summarily executed.
157. Shoulder Pads are not to be removed for use as ice-cream scoops.
158. Thou shalt not replace our Honoured Brother Terminator Captain’s Storm Bolter with a Vulcan Mega Bolter, nor shalt thou feign surprise at his inability to lift it.
159. Thou shalt not distract our Librarian whilst he attempts to cast Smite; else thou shalt be forced to clean the inside of his helmet.
160. Thou shalt not replace a Thunderhawk’s firebase supplies with bouncy castles.
161. Thou shalt not burn our Captain’s robe on a cold night.
162. Thou shalt not replace the Apothecary’s Reductor with a syringe.
163. Undoing the straps between a Brother and his jump-pack is not funny.
164. Thou shalt not utilize the Techmarine’s Signum for engaging in long and sexy chitchat with Battle Sisters.
165. Thou shalt not replace the Grimoire of True Names with “Daemon Hunting for Dummies”.
166. Thou shalt not put thine Emperor gifted gene seed into the beverage of your fellow Battle Brothers.
167. Thou shalt not duct tape over the emergency venting on the most holy Plasma Pistol of the Chapter Master.
168. Thou shalt not make “Your Mum” jokes in the presence of the Adeptus Soritas.
169. Though shalt not unscrew the bolts on thine Brothers’ greaves in order to “pants” him.
170. Thou shalt not use thine holy Meltagun as an arc welder.
171. Thou shall not play pin the tail on the Dreadnought.
172. Thou shalt never say, “You can’t handle the Truth!” to a Dark Angel.
173. Thou shall not use bug spray on Tyranids (it won’t work only distracts).
174. Thou shall not name a Salamander Dreadnought “the Hulk”.
176. Never mix up Khorne marines with Blood Angels.
177. Do not play golf with Mortarion (he uses Nurglings to move the ball).
178. Never play American football with a Bloodthirster.
179. Thou shalt never throw a stick at Space Wolves and command them to fetch.
180. Thou shalt not challenge Guardsmen to arm wrestling whilst thou art wearing a Power Fist.
181. Thou shalt not rent advertising space on thin banners.
182. Thou shalt not hurt Cypher.
183. Thou shalt not question Commandment 182.
184. Thou shalt not be turned on by anything related to Slaanesh.
185. Thou shalt not refer to Daemonettes as “booby daemons”.
186. Thou shalt not glue thy Land Raider assault doors shut.
187. Thou shalt not mock exalted members of thy Chapter for “not having the enemy’s permission to fight”.
188. If thou art worth 300 points thou must kill 300 pts before being allowed to die.
189. Thou shalt use unleaded gas only for thy Land Raider.
190. Thou shalt not use Servo Skulls as baseballs.
191. Thou shalt not laugh at thy Brethren whom are from 1st or 2nd edition.
192. Thou shalt not compare Commissars to Nazis.
193. By order of the Inquisition: There is no such thing as the Inquisition, questioning this will have thou deemed heretic by the Inquisition.
194. Thou shalt not complain to thy Force Commanders in coming months when thou cannot attack the enemy immediately following exiting Rhinos.
195. If thou are members of the Black Templar then thou must not whine that the Emperor’s Champion has the your only Iron Halo.
196. Thou shalt not install hydraulics on thy Rhino.
197. Thou shall not question the decoration of the Chapter fortress: if skulls with wings are good enough for Him on Terra they are good enough for you.
198. Thou shall not strap lawn furniture to jump packs in an attempt to recreate 1st ed. Land Speeders.
199. Thou shall not complain about no longer having Jet Bikes.
200. Thou shall not confuse Guardsmen by shouting “OMG! Zerg Rush!”.
201. Thou shall not point out there is no 175 commandment.
202. Thou shall not give members of thy Biker squad Thunder Hammers and Grots so thy may play polo.
203. Thou shalt never use Lasguns as flashlights during a night fight.
204. Thou shalt not take the emperor’s teeth in vain.
205. Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor’s head.
206. Thou shalt not do “wheelies” or “donuts” on you bike.
207. Thou shalt not have a “kegger” on the eve of battle, thus making yourselves less effective in the morning.
208. Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as “The Righteous Dead Dude”.
209. Thou shalt not check to see if your Bolt Pistol is loaded by looking down the barrel!
210. Thou shalt not go on panty raids into Sister of Battle Monasteries.
211. Thou shalt not use thy scope for anything outside of battle. Anyone caught using them to spy out life mates shalt lose privileges.
212. Thou shalt not sell thy extra organs on the Black Market.
213. Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the Tyranid fleets.
214. Thou shalt not use thine Chainsword as a backscratcher.
215. Thou shalt not use thine Bolt Pistol as a q-tip.
216. Thou shalt not attempt to imitate heathen noise marines with “heavy metal” or “death metal” through thine com-speakers.
217. Although tempting, do not attempt to give a Tau a “high-five”.
218. Thou shalt not laugh at how small Imperial Guardsmen are.
219. Thou shalt not bend to the will of nerds playing war games, and act upon your own free will.
220. Thou shalt not transmit images of unclothed Sisters to the Astropaths.
221. Thou shalt not advertise on thine armor.
222. Thou shalt not wave fake skulls at the Berserkers.
223. Thou shalt not wave a red flag near a Chaos Dreadnought.
224. Thou shalt guard thy Bolter when camping with Imperial Guard.
225. Thou shalt not sniff Warp fumes.
226. Thou shalt not use bug bomb against the ‘Nids.
227. Thou shalt not play Internet games with Tzeentch.
228. Thou shalt not e-mail the Emperor.
229. Thou shalt not e-mail the Emperor spam.
230. Thou should beware of thy Lictor behind cardboard bushes.
231. Terminators and glue do not mix.
232. Thou shalt not spray paint thy armor to make it look cool.
234. Thou shalt not have water gun fights with Lasguns. (The guard needs them)
235. Thou shalt not juggle Power Weapons.
236. Thou shalt not hide video links in the Sisters of Battle’s Monastery.
237. Grenades are not water balloons.
238. Thou shalt not use insect repellent against Tyranids.
239. Thou shalt not use water guns against Necron.
240. Thou shalt not piss on the Iron Halo.
241. Daemons are not your friends.
242. Barney the Dinosaur is not your friend.
243. Barney is a heretic.
244. Barney merchandise is simply prohibited.
245. Barney is not a Tyranid.
246. Digimons are not in the 40K universe.
247. Digimons are not affiliated with the Necron.
248. Pokemons are not Digimons!
249. Pokemons are not fun to play with.
250. Thou shalt not steal candy from babies, Orks, Gretchins or Commissars.
251. Thou shalt not play “Truth or Dare” with Sisters.
252. Thou shalt not “Spin the Bottle” with Sisters.
253. Thou shalt not play “Hangman” with the Inquisitor or Berserker.
254. Thou shalt ignore strange voices in your head.
255. Thou shalt not put a cork in the Inquisitors pistol.
256. Thou shalt not hide the Land Raider in a lake.
257. The Land Raider is not a hotel room!
258. Spiking the beer is forbidden.
259. Shotguns are not practice guns.
260. Lasguns don’t make cool disco lights for your party.
261. Pixie wings are not jump packs.
262. Thou shalt not trade thine bike for a skateboard.
263. Thou shalt not ignore the Chaplain as he recites the tales of Spot the Dog.
264. Darth Vader isn’t the son of Abaddon.
265. Thou shalt not use the sentinel Powerlifter as a babe-magnet for the Sisters.
266. “It makes a funny noise” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
267. “He started it” is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen.
268. Thou shalt not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures.
269. Thou shalt not sexually harass the Servitors even if they won’t notice.
270. Thou shalt not have an ice cream Superfantasical Day.
271. Thou’s name is not GiX.
272. Thou shalt not smoke, inhale or inject illegal pharmaceuticals into thy holy body even though your advanced physiological structure
could probably withstand the effects.
273. Thou shalt not put “Ecstasy” in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter’s Authorities.
274. Thou shalt not practice vampiric tendencies despite your urge to do so.
275. Thou shalt not howl when the Chapter Master bends over. (Full moon out tonight!)
276. You shalt not comment on being a better shot then the Inquisitor.
277. The Chaplain is not too preachy.
278. Gambling for Grots is not allowed.
279. Your sergeant is not a pugy bastard.
280. You shalt not smack the Sister’s butt and then wink at her.
281. The lab research Tyranids are not for emergency rations.
282. Thou shalt not use a Flamer to cook a whole cow and leave none for the others.
283. Thou shalt not set fly strips outside your tent in a Tyranid warzone.
284. Thou shalt not wear Lord Commander Dante’s Death Mask (or any Death Masks at all for that matter) on Halloween,
any other masquerade parties or for fun when not in battle!
285. Thou shalt not try to see how much a Death Company Marine can take (physical or psychical)!
286. Thou shalt not put “tags” on the Holy Shrouds or Banners or write on it in anyway at all.
289. Rico’s Roughnecks are not real.
290. Thou shalt not over-charge thy bike!
291. Thou shalt not use the over-charged engines for “drag-racing”!
292. Thou shalt not have a Blood-party (as in tea-party) with Mephiston during battle!
293. Thou shalt not play “no blinking” with Mephiston!
294. Thou shalt not give Tycho an Ork for his Birthday (or any day at all for that matter, or speak him about Orks).
295. Thou shalt not release Moriar from his restrainment or tap in his vital liquids!
296. Thou shalt not ask the Sanguinary Priest for something to drink!
297. Thou shalt obey these 627 commandments! (Isn’t it hard counting when being a scout?)
298. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to “fry your diner”!
299. Thou shalt not use thy Jump Packs to get “KFC” or “Macca’s”.
300. Thou shalt not kill each other because “thou are the real Sanguinius”.
301. Thou shalt not make wounds to resemble the wounds of thou mighty Primarch Sanguinous, the Chaplain paint these on your armor!
302. Thou shalt not “make bunny-ears” with thy fingers behind the Chaplain whilst he gives battle-orders.
302. Thou shalt not fake death in order to get blood from the Sanguinary Priests.
303. Thou shalt keep thou armor on, although thou might think thou are invincible, thou DO need thy armor!
304. Thou shalt not fall asleep whilst the Chaplain is in prayer.
305. Thou shalt not use thy weapons upon thyself, thou still can get hurt.
306. Thou shalt not jump out in front of the Rhino to get into the fight whilst still in motion...wait for orders to disembark!
307. Thou shalt look both ways before crossing the street.
308. Thou shalt not try to “steal” assaults away from Battle Brothers....they are allowed some fun too!
309. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Tyranids’ mighty One-Eyed monster. (arr pirate matey)
310. Thou shalt not mistake the Harlequin’s Kiss for some fruity clown prank.
311. Thou shalt not light cigarettes near the Hellhounds.
312. Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers.
313. Thou shalt not chase thy Grot with a fork.
314. Thou shalt not call the firearms of the Imperial Guard “Sega Lock-Ons”.
315. Thou shalt not call the Adeptus Arbites “pigs” or “bacons”.
316. Thou shalt not place buckets of water over the Inquisitors door.
317. Inquisitors are not “Nigel no friends”.
318. Thou shalt not use thy laser sight to blind Imperial Guard.
319. Thou shalt not remove the Imperial Guards power packs from their Lasguns while they are asleep.
320. Thou shalt not play “Frisbee” with a Tau Shield Drone.
321. Remember a Primarch is for life not just for Christmas.
322. Thou shalt not eat toast in your power armor. (I’m not going to vacuum the crumbs out of the toes again)
323. Thou shalt not put fridge magnets on thy power armor. (Even if you have been to Cornwall)
324. Thou shalt not tune into FM rock on your intercom.
325. Thou shalt not put bananas in the Commander’s Rhino’s exhaust pipes.
326. Thou shalt not hang “Pine Fresh” on Moriar. (Even if he is a bit ripe by now!)
327. Scented Pine Trees hanging off Rear Vision mirrors in favour of the Dice, is now prohibited.
328. Thou shalt not offer to clean the Sister’s armor whilst they change.
329. Thou shalt not use Power weapons or Chain-weapons to cut your food.
330. Thou shalt remove the batteries from weapons to put in your RC toys.
331. Thou shalt not swap the salt and pepper.
332. Thou shalt not play “I see, I see what you don’t see” over the intercom during battles!
333. Thou shalt not “go out to get cigarettes” during prayers!
334. Thou shalt not make remarks about the physical appearance of Sisters.
335. Thou shalt not swap your Battle Brothers gun with a water pistol.
336. Thou shalt not participate in any intoxication (i.e. alcohol) contests with Imperial Guards.
337. Thou shalt not ask a Sister if her armor is too small.
338. Thou shalt not ask a Sister about her age.
339. “No” means “No”.
340. Thou shalt not make cat-sounds when Sisters argue.
341. Thou shalt not refer to Sister Supreme as “Mistress”.
342. Thou shalt not refer to Ork Dreadnoughts as “garbage bins”.
343. Thou shalt not make funny noises during a speech/prayer.
342. Thou shalt not “play shooting range” with Gretchins.
343. Thou shalt not brag about how many you’ve killed with a Dark Eldar.
344. Thou shalt not write or “put tags” on vehicles or armor.
345. Thou shalt not use Servitors to catch your paper.
346. Thou shalt not yell “catfight!” when Sisters argue.
347. Thou shalt not press the buttons in a Demolisher tank.
348. Thou shalt not hum cartoon theme songs when around the Tau.
349. Thou shalt not refuse the Sisters your chocolate rations, especially during the time of their “Red rage”.
350. Thou shalt never refer to the size of a Sisters rear armor.
351. Thou shalt always offer to rub a Sister's feet after battle. I need not explain why.
352. Thou shalt always carry thine universal remote control when facing Necrons.
353. Thou shalt never offer to sell your soul to the Dark Eldar for beer money. Not even in jest.
354. Thou shalt never ask a Daemonette for some “handiwork”; else thou will have to join the Sisters.
355. Thou shalt not remind your commander how many times he has been slain by the badly colored Tyranid.
356. Thou shalt leave the Plasma Gun well and truly alone.
357. Thou shalt not play Russian roulette with automatic weapons. It doesn’t work.
358. Thou shalt not shave the Space Wolves while they are asleep.
359. Thou shalt not load the dice.
360. Thou shalt not move that extra little inch in movement phase.
361. Thou shalt not fire thy Bolter at enemies you can’t really see except a leg sticking out of a building.
362. Thou shalt follow thy rulebook.
363. Thou shalt not make up rules.
364. Thou are not fearless... thou art fearless... argh anyone got a codex?
365. Thou shalt not laugh at the Cultist.
366. Thou shalt beware of bird poo when Greater Daemon of Tzeentch is around.
367. Thou shalt not use Penicillin tipped bolts in your Boltgun against Nurglings.
368. Thou shalt not waste thy 15 minutes free time trying to get laid.
369. Thou shalt beware of possessed 2 litre coke bottles.
370. Thou shalt not stare at feet during the battle march.
371. Thou shalt not aim at thy Commanders back.
372. Thou shalt watch thy foot steps.
373. Beware of the drunken Leman Russ.
374. Thou shalt not binge drinks with the Imperial Guard.
375. Thou shalt not challenge a Daemon Prince to a fist fight.
376. Thou art not unexpendable.
377. Thou shalt look before thou leap.
378. Thou shalt not bring your sack lunch to battle.
379. Thou shalt not use they Bike as a battering ram.
380. Thou shalt beware of potholes and speed bumps.
381. Lord Logan is not “Wolfie”.
382. Seraphims do not want to join the “Mile High Club”.
383. Spiky bits are not meant for hanging laundry on.
384. Ultramarine scout is not “little boy blue”.
385. Never refer to the Canoness as “big momma”.
386. Thou shalt not put “kick me” signs on thy Brothers backs.
387. Thou shalt not nail Nurglings to the back of the Rhino as fuzzy decorations.
388. Thou shalt not put itching powder in a Dreadnought.
389. Thou shalt not wink suggestively at Daemonettes.
390. Thou shalt not use can openers on Ork Dreadnoughts.
391. Thou shalt not replace the commissars’ comm-link with a Plasma Grenade for a laugh.
392. Thou shalt not refer to Armoured Vompanies as agoraphobes.
393. Thou shalt not ask Techmarines to put mag wheels on your Bike.
394. Thou shalt not use a looted Terrorfex for Halloween.
395. Thou shalt not sneak into the Rock while the Dark angels are asleep and discover that their secret is that all the high ranking Angels wear dresses.
Er... oops...
396. Thou shalt not invite babes back to the Monastery.
397. Thou shalt not spike drinks with Sanguinius’ blood.
398. Thou shalt not step on Guardsmen and then say thou didn’t see them.
399. Thou shalt not refer to Paul Sawyer as “The Great Unclean One”.
400. Thou shalt not call a Dark Angel “Jessica Alba”.
401. Thou shalt not give a Sister breast implants.
402. Neither shalt thou ask wether those “guns” are real or not.
403. Thou shalt never say anything about the Squats.
404. Thou shalt not overheat a Plasma Gun for a college prank.
405. Thou shalt not give the Death Company caffeine.
406. Thou shalt not insult a Thousand Son about his penis.
407. Thou shalt not taunt a Space Wolf with a piece of steak.
408. Thou shalt not poop thy Power Armour.
409. Thou shalt not make mention of the irony that a Grot blaster is a Lasgun, only the Orks admit it is crappy.
410. Thou shalt not over clock thine Pentium and use it as a Plasma weapon.
411. Thou shalt not intentionally overheat a plasma weapon and give it to an IG.
412. Thou shalt not trip over Tau.
413. Thou shalt not attempt to steal a Tau’s weapon “to give to the poor Guardsmen”.
414. Thou shalt not moon the Tau in combat. They are good shots.
415. Thou shalt not invoke the wraith of conures. If you are foolish enough to do so, a conure the size of two to four titans
shalt descend upon the table and inflict his wraith.
416. Thou shalt not attempt to borrow Tau Stealth Suits so that you might spy on the Sisters in their quarters.
417. Thou shalt not attempt to rebuild a Necron as a washing machine.
418. Thou shalt not laugh at the poorly painted armies.
419. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with a Kroot Hound using a Guardsman.
420. Thou shalt not go big game fishing for Manta Missile Destroyers.
421. Thou shalt not try to change the batteries on a Scarab.
422. Thou shalt not use the Blades of Reason to trim thy fingernails.
423. Thou shalt not feed the Warp Beasts.
424. Thou shalt not pet the Kroot Hounds.
425. Thou shalt not ask the Sisters whether it’s dyed or real.
426. Thou shalt not call Old One Eye “Surf and Turf”.
427. Thou shalt not moonlight as a security guard if thine armour is red.
428. Thou shalt not use the Hellhound to cook thy rations.
429. Thou shalt not use thy Power Armour comm.-link to prank call the Imperial Guard Storm Troopers.
430. Thou shalt not sneak up on thy Commanding Officer, and yell “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” in his ear.
431. Thy Bolter is not to be used to shoot cans off walls.
432. Thou shalt not steal the Land Speeder to “pick up Sisters”.
433. The Leman Russ is not a kettle. Do not attempt to use it to make tea or coffee.
434. Thou shalt not attempt to empty your waste-paper basket into an Ork Dreadnought.
435. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino as a “Clown Car”, although thy might think it is.
436. When throwing thy holiest of His grenades always count to three, yes three, not one, for it is not the holiest of numbers, or two,
for the holiness of two pales in comparison, but three, yes three, not one or two, unless thou shalt be proceeding to three.
437. Thou shalt not use blind grenades to sneak into the Sister’s encampment.
438. Thou shalt not mention the name “Buffy” when near the Blood Angels.
439. Thou shalt not use Necron Scarabs as “Boogie Boards”.
440. Thou shalt not call Harlequins “psychedelic” or “groovy”.
441. Thou shalt never show an army of Orks more than two Harlequins at once.
442. Thou shalt never laugh at the Laughing God.
443. Thou shalt never play “Hide and Seek” with Librarians or Inquisitors.
444. Thou shalt not play “tag” with Gaunts.
445. Thou shalt never tie thy Power Armour laces together.
446. Thou shalt never say “Resistance is futile” to the Adeptus Mechanicus.
447. Thou shalt never criticize the “paper boys” in the Adeptus Administratum.
448. Thou shalt not sell Chapter property on eBay.
449. Thou shalt not put a cork in thine Battle Brothers waste disposal outlet tube.
450. Thou shalt not “entertain” The Adeptus Sororitas in your billet.
451. Thou shalt not refer to Imperial Guardsmen as “Cannon fodder”.
452. The Imperial Guard Colonel did not visit a fancy-dress shop.
453. The Lasgun is not to be used to carve your name into the Land Raider’s/Predator’s/Rhino’s/Razorbacks/Leman Russ’s/Titan’s armour plating.
454. Thou shalt not lend Imperial Guardsmen your Power Armour or swap places for a day with Guardsmen.
455. Thou shalt not try to perform brain surgery whilst wearing Power Armour.
456. Thou shalt not assume that because you can take a Bolter hit in the head, the Guardsman over there can too.
457. Thou shalt not use Tau shoulder pads as padding in games of cricket.
458. Thou shalt not hide the keys to the Battle Barge.
459. Thou shalt not call Ork Dreadnoughts or Killer Kans “R2-D2’s big brother”.
460. Thou shalt not threaten thy enemy with a “Plasma enema” and thou shalt not carry out the act.
461. Thou shalt not flirt with the Banshee. They are the enemy.
462. Thou can not date a Dark Eldar Wych. They are the enemy too.
463. Thou shalt not steal the Battle Sisters makeup.
464. Thou shalt not try on the Battle Sisters armour to see if it compares to your own.
465. Thou shalt not make fun of Warp Spiders guns.
466. Thou shalt not take the Land Raider for a joy ride.
467. Thou shalt not perform dare devil stunts in the Rhino. Especially if thine Brethrens are in the back.
468. Thou shalt not hijack the Battle Sisters Immolator. Especially if there are any Battle Sisters still on board!
469. Thou shalt not add bits to thine armour to try to pass thine self off as a Battle Sister.
470. Thou shalt not try to dance with a Banshee on the field of battle.
471. Thou shalt not throw sticks for the Space Wolves.
472. Thou shalt not play “fetch” with the Space Wolf Commanders “pet” Fenrisian Wolves.
473. Thou shalt not keep a Tyranid as a pet.
474. Thou shalt not challenge a Carnifex to a game of “catch”.
475. Thou can not tie a Wraithlords laces together.
476. Thou shalt not call a Battle Sister “babe”.
477. Thou shalt not be envious of the IG unit who art friends to the Sister Famulous!
478. Thou shalt not steal the Tau Pulse Rifles, even if they are better than thy Bolters.
479. Thou shalt not ask the Battle Sister if they would like to slip into something more comfortable.
480. The Hellhound is not something you put on a leash and take for “walkies”.
481. Thou shalt not arm-wrestle with Tactical Dreadnoughts.
482. Thou shalt not watch whilst the Battle Sisters change out of their Power Armour.
483. Ork Warbosses are not toys, you can not try to pull their arms off and jump up and down on them.
484. Thou shalt not relieve thy self behind a tree during battle.
485. Thou shalt not go to thy great Emperor and make him “perform an illegal operation and be shut down”.
486. Thou shalt not wrestle the Battle Sisters and try to “pin them down”.
487. An Iron Halo is not a toy.
488. A tank is not a toy.
489. A Dreadnought is not a toy.
490. Thou shalt not jump on the back of a Dreadnought in battle and see how long you can stay on.
491. Thou shalt not play toy soldiers with the Guardsmen.
492. The Space Hulk is not a wrestler.
493. Spiky Bitz are not “cool”.
494. Khorne is a Chaos God not a food.
495. Thou shalt not use Power Claws as scissors.
496. Thou shalt not use Power Armour power points to plug in thy Gameboy.
497. Thou shalt not use Hellion skyboards to impress the Sisters.
498. Thou shalt not place a flashing light on top of the Rhino so that it is easier to find in the car park.
499. If showing a Tau how your Boltgun works thou shalt not give it to him the wrong way round.
500. A Necron is not a Meccano kit.
501. Thou shalt not tell the Inquisitor “say what you want about Chaos, but those Slaanesh can party!”.
502. Though shalt not blast “flight of the Valkeries” when buzzing enemies in your Land Speeder.
503. Thou shalt not trade His Most Delectable rations for gourmet Eldar tofu.
504. Thou shalt not offer backscratches when issued Lightning Claws.
505. Yes, it’s cheating to use Jump Packs during a basketball game.
506. No, you can’t pose for Playgirl’s “the men of the Adeptus Astartes”.
507. Enforcing discipline is not sending the Neophytes to procure strong monkish ale.
508. Don’t call the Adeptus Mechanicus about warranty information concerning your destroyed Land Raider.
509. Don’t shave a Bloodthirster in its sleep, it only makes them more angry when they wake up.
510. Do not deface His Most Blessed Battle Barges with the bumper sticker “We don’t Brake”.
511. Thou shalt not compare thy height with that of the Ratling Snipers.
512. Thou Shalt not go the Way of The Navy.
513. Thou Shalt Not Kick the Emperor if thy see the Kick me sign on Him.
514. Thou shall not try to prove your ‘1337’ skills on Necrons, in the Eldar Webway, or on the Martian central cogitator mainframe.
514. Thou shalt not throw a bone at a Bloodthirster or flesh hounds shouting fetch.
515. Thou shalt not ask the Salamanders for a light.
516. Thou shalt not get Blood Angles to go to anger management classes.
517. Thou shalt not challenge White Scars to a street race.
518. Thou shall not referee to Imperial Guard as gun fodder.
519. 20ft high electro-magnets should not be used around Necrons.
520. Thou shall not place the liber chaotica in your ex-wife’s possession.
521. Reid is completely useless against a Carnifex.
522. Salamanders do not need to go to “how to stop burning things” classes.
523. Thou shall not borrow the librarians psychic hood for the annual Guess Who Competition.
524. Thou shall not pour water on an Avatar.
525. Thou shalt not attach a “For Sale: Previously owned by one careful user” to the wreck of a destroyed Dreadnought.
526. Thou shalt not feed bio-carbonate soda to the Inquisitors Psyber-Eagle.
527. Thou shalt not use a Railgun as a see-saw.
528. Thou shalt not comment on Captain Tycho not having his “happy face” on.
529. Thou shalt not mention the phrase “bath time” in front of the space wolves.
530. Thou shalt never mention, under pain of death, the stunted race of humanoids that mysteriously disappeared from the universe for unexplained reasons.
531. Thou shalt not consider a detachment to Armageddon as a “Holiday”.
532. Thou shalt not refer to Tallarn as “the big beach”.
533. Thou shalt not tie an Inquisitors boot laces together and then run away giggling.
534. Thou shalt not utilise the highly sophisticated, advanced and expensive long range communications array to make prank phone calls to the
local bar and ask for a “Mr I.P.”.
535. Thou shall not take the Emperor out walking.
536. Thou shall not attempt to be friends with Tyranids.
537. Thou shalt not “Borrow” the Land Raiders to race them then when they come back wrecked, blame it on chaos.
538. Thou shalt not write clean me on a Catachan Chimera.
539. Thou shalt not fry ants with the Meltagun.
540. Thou shalt not fill the back of the Missile Launcher with promethium to “see what happens”.
541. Thou shalt not paint “beware of dog” on the Wolf Lord’s armour.
542. Thou shalt not play pin the tail on the donkey with the Rough Rider’s horses.
543. Thou shalt not date Deamonettes or other followers of Slaanesh, no matter how tempting the concept may be.
544. Thou shall not blame the Chapel heating for falling asleep during prayer.
545. Thou shall not paint 2 blue stripes down the middle of a Rhino and call it a “Viper variant.
546. Tau are not “noobs”.
547. Thou shalt not refer to Assault Marines as “tooled up pretty boys”.
548. The Ultramarines do have a sense of humour.
549. Thou shall not use the Land Raider for off road races.
550. Thou shalt not give manicures to Lightning Claws.
551. Thou shalt not procure Noisemarine’s weapons for thine garage band.
552. Thou shalt not comment on the temperature around thine Salamanders Brethren.
552. Thou shalt be punished for speaking the blasphemous “argh matey” around thine Chapter Master with the bionic leg.
553. Thou shalt not offer to “pump you up” to Imperial Guardsmen.
554. Thou shalt decline all invitations to party with Slannesh.
555. Thou shalt not salvage Spore Mines for whoopee-cushions.
556. Thou shalt not drag race thine abdominous opponents for bragging rights.
557. Thou shalt not ask “Ever wonder if the machine god is a C’Tan?” or thine shalt be branded Heretic and purged.
558. “Pucker up homos!” is not an Adeptus Astartes approved battlecry.
559. Thou shalt not suggest a Banshee take voice lessons.
560. Thou shalt not attempt to procure “the good stuff” from thine Apothecary.
561. Thou shalt not suggest thine Chapter Master is “so old his farts bow dust”.
562. Thou shalt not resort to nipple crippling when losing a fight girded with a Power Fist.
563. An Honour badge was never granted for basket weaving or surfing, to suggest so in sacrilegious and thou shalt report to the Chaplain for suitable penance.
564. Thou shalt not replace thy Veteran Sergeants Bolt Pistol ammo for a flag with “bang upon it.
565. Thou shalt not use Power Swords for letter openers.
566. Thou shalt not challenge Eldar to a bike race.
567. Thou shalt not place thy holey banana into a Ravenwing Bike exhaust.
568. Thou shalt not use Tyranid rending claws as tooth picks.
569. Thou shalt not use thy Plasma Cannons power pack for Christmas lights.
570. Thou shalt not use Lightning Claws as back scratchers.
571. Thou shalt not use thy Techpriest tools to unblock thy holy toilet.
572. Thou shalt not use thy Emperors throne for personal use.
573. Thou shalt not use the Techmarine’s Servo Arm to serve drinks.
574. Thou shalt not replace the Chaplain’s Bike with a pedal-tricycle.
575. Thou shalt not replace the Chaplain’s Holy Relic with a cuddly toy.
576. Thou shalt not use Chain Fists to clip thy toenails.
577. The fact that Razorbacks have spiked rams at the front does not entitle you to use them as bumper cars.
578. Thou shalt not attempt to fill Smoke Launchers with Silly String.
579. Thou shalt not pester Dreadnoughts with “So what’s it like to die then?”.
580. Thou shalt not sing “Who let the dogs out” when visiting the Fang.
581. Thou shalt not offer the Emperor any kind of anti-wrinkle products.
582. Thou shalt not do loops while flying a Battle Barge.
583. No, a Jump Pack is NOT a hairdryer.
584. Thou shalt not refer to Magneus Calgar as “Papa Smurf”.
585. Thou shalt not call Blood Angels “pretty boys”.
586. Thou shalt not say “dead man walking” every time thou see a Dreadnought.
587. Kroot hounds DO NOT make good Company mascots.
588. Space Wolf bites are actually worse than their bark.
589. Thou shalt not use Rhino dozer blades to help build thy Brother in laws patio.
590. Remember Krootox are to be used as Christmas presents.
591. Thou shalt not make breathing noises and say “we meet at last Obi-Wan” when handling Power Weapons.
592. Remember a 2+ armour save does not make you a Primarch.
593. Thuo shalt not refer to Chaplain Lemartes as “ticker-tape man”.
594. Thou shalt not say to an Inquisitor “hey, i hear they’re bringing out the Malus Codicium in paperback”.
595. Thou shalt not whistle “close encounters of the 3rd kind” every time you see a Tau.
596. Thou shalt not send Legion of the Damned Brethren trick or treating.
597. Thou shalt not “drag” with the Chapters Thunderhawks.
598. Thou shalt not ask an Ork for some “’shrooms”.
599. When thou hast taken many casualties, thou shalt “flee” towards the guns of thy enemy hoping that their next volley may be more accurate.
600. Thou shalt not refer to the Grey Knights as “Catholic fundamentalists”.
601. Regardless of any laws regarding “Daemon season”, thou shalt not refer to the Grey Knights as “poachers”.
602. Thou shalt not make comparisons between Night Haunter and Batman.
603. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Inqui- Bolter fire.
604. Thou shall not refer to the Golden Throne as a royal flush nor refer to a royal flush in poker as the golden throne.
605. Thou shalt not have a thumb war while wearing a Power Fist.
606. Thou shalt not take dancing lessons from Slannesh.
607. Thou shalt not start a say that history is wrong and it was they Emperor who turned to Chaos.
608. Thou shalt not say thy Emperor is a false God in front of an Inquisitor.
609. Thou shalt not try to get thy Battle Sister drunk for a little fun.
610. Thou shalt not become drunk before a battle so thy accidentally shoots thy Brothers.
611. Thou shalt not call Interrogator-Chaplains “Cross dressers”.
612. Thou shalt not attempt to trip up a Titan.
613. Thou shalt not refer to the Deceiver as “Just a big gold court jester”.
614. Thou shalt not ask Tzeentch how to pull a rabbit out of a hat.
615. Thou shalt not tell a Brother Space Marines that they can only move six inches at a time.
616. Thou shalt not ask why Eldar Wave Serpents are just Falcons with an extra gun.
617. Thou shalt not confuse the Black Legion with the Black Templars.
618. Thou shalt not refer to Slannesh as “That freaky nymphomaniac guy”.
619. Thou shalt not slice three toes off each foot of the Tau and see how well they walk.
620. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a Vibro Cannon, even if it is shoved up a Slannesh Daemon Prince where the sun don’t shine.
621. Thou shalt not refer to the Ravenwing as “Speed Freeks in Power Armour”.
622. Thou shalt not point and laugh at Dark Angels.
623. Thou shalt not cry “Toro!” while within earshot of a Blood Angel.
624. Thou shalt not throw sticks while in the company of Space Wolves.
625. Thou shalt not refer to the Ultramarines as “Ultrasmurfs”.
626. Thou shalt not keep pet Rippers.
627. Thou shalt not ever, ever repeat the “Black and white Space Marine on the black and white bike” joke, ever.
628. thou shalt not install a portable fridge into thy rhino to “cool down” plasma guns.

PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

Lord of battles — GMT

Dude I totally want to make a day by day calender with those!
LOL

PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]Dude I totally want to make a day by day calender with those!
LOL[/quote]

Have fun waiting for a year with 628 days in it.

PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

BaronIveagh — GMT

Use it on an election year. Those seem to drag on longer then most.

Re:PEOPLE ARE KILLING WARHAMMER 40K

idget — GMT

I haz new images!
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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=idget]
[img]http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs43/i/2009/142/5/4/Warhammer_Versailles_40K_by_yuikami_da.jpg[/img][/quote]

Oh no. Oh sweet-fething-emperor-on-a-unicycle NO!

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Superscope — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful][quote=idget]
[img]http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs43/i/2009/142/5/4/Warhammer_Versailles_40K_by_yuikami_da.jpg[/img][/quote]

Oh no. Oh sweet-fething-emperor-on-a-unicycle NO! [/quote]

All it needs is some sort of robot *cough*gundam*cough* and then we can start running... or handing out flamers to everyone on the fourms...either way.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

Image approved by the Pretty Marines.

At least the nid in the bottom right corner is unchanged.

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orkylooter — GMT

yes im glad i wasn't the only one who noticed

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Going in a different direction...

[img]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e162/Haraio/motivator4395056.jpg[/img]

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DarkHound — GMT

What you don't see is the gaping hole it's burrowed in her chest, which it is using to introduce mind-control worms in her brain: that's why she's still smiling.

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Lord of battles — GMT

WE NEED MORE PICS

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]WE NEED MORE PICS
[/quote]

AMIDOINITRITE?

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Lord of battles — GMT

ALLREADYBEENPOSTED

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[img]http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/uploads/1184480485/med_gallery_4325_1194_38442.jpg[/img]
[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6190175/images/1255034043868.jpg[/img]
[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5291512/images/1248929911146.jpg[/img]

That should keep them entertained. For a minute.

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garret — GMT

found this funny
tell me if its to far out of line. ill remove it
[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kScientology-Chaos.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kPossessedMarines.jpg[/img]

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]ALLREADYBEENPOSTED[/quote]

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

[quote=Corvus][quote=Lord of battles]WE NEED MORE PICS
[/quote]

AMIDOINITRITE?
[/quote]
Your doing it wrong

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Corvus — GMT

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DEATH89 — GMT

Holy **** deadpool in power armour, now they're screwed

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Steelmage99 — GMT

Is that George Carlin in the dread?

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[IMG]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3826/mirroremperor.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/102/prettymarinelysanderthe.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5553/sistersofbattlecosplayb.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/9719/powerpufftaubythetroope.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1853/marchofthelolicronsbyjo.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2958/spacefoxxxlostprimarchs.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/6789/hugrannydby40kun.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6307/greatergoodbyjopereira.png[/IMG]

[b]And they all lived happily ever after.[/b]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

LOL I like this one.

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swordman600 — GMT

no...no it doesnt
i eat talon company people in terminator armor in the morning....literaly

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mrwhoop — GMT

Brillant

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Asherian Command — GMT

XD. Omg that is incredieble that so should be a game.

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Corvus — GMT

WHATS THAT?! WHAT IS THAT?!?!? NO NOT THE BEES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Locclo — GMT

Well, they say beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

They want honey comb!

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

Someone's been using the B&C name generator....

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crazykiwi — GMT

[quote=Corvus]Here we see Failaddon on the morning before a Black Crusade[/quote]

problem with this pic abbadon would probably kill them all failure or not lol

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dingholio — GMT

I don't like the rest of them, but the Ripper ear rings are pretty cool. C'mon, admit it, you know you want to.

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[quote=Corvus][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2010/2/17/e4e21b9d8cc4a427a8ab8863167da9fe_24105.jpg[/img][/quote]

I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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DarkTraveler777 — GMT

[quote=Luke_Prowler][quote=Corvus][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2010/2/17/e4e21b9d8cc4a427a8ab8863167da9fe_24105.jpg[/img][/quote]

I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES![/quote]

I like my women like I like my coffee...covered in bees?

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

That is so awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome
awesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesomeawesome

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JEB_Stuart — GMT

I'm allergic to bees....

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vodo40k — GMT

[quote]I like my women like I like my coffee...covered in bees?[/quote]

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idget — GMT

New photos
http://masterdarksol.blogspot.com/2009/11/no-one-likes-veggies-and-dip.html
sorry but cant post these images, just look at them yourself
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/S3JqVpQuduI/AAAAAAAABEo/dh6IVq2IQos/s400/If+The+Rumours+Were+True.jpg[/img]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/SLYrWxoqpPI/AAAAAAAAADs/BnTBjbv7RkA/s400/Life+of+a+Guardian.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/SMiH_CC0FoI/AAAAAAAAAEc/UDWi4IyobtU/s400/First+Round+Lascannon.jpg[/img]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/ShkMPM_nsYI/AAAAAAAAAUU/YXfjMkTsYYo/s1600/Life%2Bof%2Ba%2BGuardian%2B2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/ScevSz89t7I/AAAAAAAAALs/eBwJYNHmKLk/s1600/Prankus%2BPsykerus%2BImperii.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CbSWEUnVCVU/SMCzDrTAgBI/AAAAAAAAAD0/x56LpWEEt9Y/s1600/Adventures%2Bof%2BThe%2BHowling%2BBan-He.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e387/MasterDarksol/Warhammer%2040/InappropriateRipper.jpg[/img]

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Lord of battles — GMT

The Face......

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Aduro — GMT

Can't read the text on that second comic with the marine.

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Gorkamorka — GMT

[quote=Aduro]Can't read the text on that second comic with the marine.[/quote]
I'm not sure why they didn't post the full sized images. Regardless, the joke has nothing to do with the text (Space marine gives stirring speech, hit with lascannon on turn one).

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

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despoiler52 — GMT

Exept this headshot expoldes your corpes into over nine thousand pieces.

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Kurgash — GMT

[quote=Aduro]Can't read the text on that second comic with the marine.[/quote]

Random loyalist speech then hit with a lascannon, just the norm.

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Superscope — GMT

[color=red]Warning, high swearing and violence[/color]. You've been warned about it, so here is the most funniest flash movie about war40K on the net (that i know of)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/527363

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

What does a Slanneshi Chaos Marine call a menage-a-trois?

A co-ordinated deep strike

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wuestenfux — GMT

Those pics are absolutely disgusting.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/31f980f7688d4f3482150c6a24e08c0e.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266063927903.jpg[/IMG]

This is just a cool pic..

Also idget I liked you comics. and I even went to your blog.

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idget — GMT

Not my blog lol or my comments. FOund them a while ago and spent ages looking for them again to post here. Should of clarified that.

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Shaman — GMT

oh well no matter.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1262486207301.png[/IMG]

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idget — GMT

[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/7/funny9-21012642-600px.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/7/funny13-21012817-3000px.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/5/1209577747959-26001131.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2008/5/j318_1206681026-26001228.jpg[/img]
Sorry if any of these have been posted already
EDIT: Fixed it up, several of the Images had the same URL, so, yeah.

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CadianXV — GMT

You've posted the same pictures 3x in your [u]own[/u] post idget!

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Shadowbrand — GMT

Ok, let me drink another beer and I'll post Dranon's Delight.

Now there's some 40k killing in that piece of literature.

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Shaman — GMT

I know CPR

Tauzilla

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266772514166.jpg[/IMG]

Papa Smurf says its for the greater good.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266770921597.jpg[/IMG]

Ah naivety...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266771659040.jpg[/IMG]

Is this a parody of blade or starwars or what?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266773238409.jpg[/IMG]

Something cute (OMG OT.. )
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266772005308.jpg[/IMG]

Something painful for those who missed this rather hilarious scarification..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/hotovo.jpg[/IMG]

Something cool
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266772652689.jpg[/IMG]

Something corrupt
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266771690299.jpg[/IMG]

Something from an alternative universe.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266746759479.jpg[/IMG]

Something to put down ultra marines
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266727517692.png[/IMG]

Something for the sad fools who love to type creed..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266769682417.jpg[/IMG]

Something for those who love marysuerines
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747979585.jpg[/IMG]

Something for those who are still playing MW2
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/rt0065_large2.jpg[/IMG]

Something for those who love pauldrons

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747389444.jpg[/IMG]

Something for all those who play night lords..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747175387.jpg[/IMG]

Something to make people reply.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/069rb1.jpg[/IMG]

Something for people who dont like my post.. (You are the Jar Jar)
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1263728512292.jpg[/IMG]

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colonnello — GMT

I think that people are killing 40k with these images because they make it look silly and worse than it actually is. Also this was supposed to be serious this was supposed to be a serious thread.

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Shaman — GMT

hello jar jar

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colonnello — GMT

who is jar jar

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=colonnello]I think that people are killing 40k with these images because they make it look silly and worse than it actually is. Also this was supposed to be serious this was supposed to be a serious thread.[/quote]
If anyone took the ridiculous OP seriously, they'd be a bigger joke than anything posted in this thread.

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Shaman — GMT

Refer to my previous post with the pictures.

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Lord of battles — GMT

[quote=Shaman]
Papa Smurf says its for the greater good.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266770921597.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Somebody start modeling that!
[quote]
Something for those who love pauldrons

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747389444.jpg[/IMG]

[/quote]
Awww its so cute

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Squat Conversion here we come!!!!

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Brother SRM — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747389444.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
It looks like a medic from Starcraft.

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Lord of battles — GMT

I like them as Squats!

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Morgrim — GMT

[quote=Shaman]
Something painful for those who missed this rather hilarious scarification..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/hotovo.jpg[/IMG]

[/quote]
Don't suppose anyone has an image of the healed scar?

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eldarbgamer13 — GMT

yup yup

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Jon Touchdown — GMT

Where the feth have I been!??!?!?! THIS THREAD IS EPIC!!!

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

[quote=Shaman]
Something cool
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266772652689.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
is it just me or do those fire warriors in the background look like they haven't a clue on what they're supposed to be doing? They just sorta have the "Hmm, is that nachos over there?" look about them, lol

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Shaman — GMT

at morgrim

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/vauren7939.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266769563949.jpg[/IMG]

My doomrider
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/P1010521.jpg[/IMG]

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

"Make a wish!"

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Morgrim — GMT

Nice scarification. A touch bit and possibly smooth for my tastes, but very well done.

And probably painful, but this is Slaanesh we speak of.

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lord senobio — GMT

LOL Those were funny

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idget — GMT

More Images (that don't contain deliberate self harm)
These were Made by Shas'el Tael over from ATT
[img]http://www.the-scythes.com/images/gallery/sm_music.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-scythes.com/images/gallery/sm_plant.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-scythes.com/images/gallery/imp_gun.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.eastern-empire.com/images/cartoons/ryu_xv8jump.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.eastern-empire.com/images/cartoons/archive/guppy.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-scythes.com/images/gallery/truescale2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-scythes.com/images/gallery/truescale1.jpg[/img]
Plus a video with a few pictures, most of them have already been posted though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dcB1vaF8Fo&feature=related

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plus...
[img]http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/EldarareGayHumor.jpg[/img]
this one has somewhat bad quality but hey,
[img]http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator63aa9730d459c7532af501915e3146ce5b1fd548.jpg[/img]

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Henners91 — GMT

Only truescale Marines was funny... :<

And grrrgh, it "grinds my gears" when people can't spell Sergeant!

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Morgrim — GMT

[img]http://www.lemsite.co.uk/images/40k/Archive/blood.jpg[/img]

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Locclo — GMT

Blood for the pipe cleaner god?

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

Still funny.

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Shaman — GMT

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/xxxxxxxxxxx12669013989641.jpg[/IMG]

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Morgrim][img]http://www.lemsite.co.uk/images/40k/Archive/blood.jpg[/img][/quote]

...what is this I don't even

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Kveldulv — GMT

They're Blood ...Letters of Khorne. Do I have to s-p-e-l-l it out for you?

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DEATH89 — GMT

[quote=Kveldulv]They're Blood ...Letters of Khorne. Do I have to s-p-e-l-l it out for you?[/quote]

Now I feel really stupid, I only just got that...

*hangs head in shame*

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Steelmage99 — GMT

[quote=Brother SRM][quote=Lord of battles]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266747389444.jpg[/IMG]
[/quote]
It looks like a medic from Starcraft. [/quote]

These are GREAT!

Anybody knows where I can find more pictures of these?

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[quote=Kveldulv]They're Blood ...Letters of Khorne. Do I have to s-p-e-l-l it out for you?[/quote]

That is so incredibly punny that it's painful. I love it.

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PDBMC — GMT

who cares its funny as hell and it doenst change warhammer at all its still just as epic

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I think this is hilarious! (Caution, contains Nazis and Tyranid rules)

hl=en_US&fs=1&">hl=en_US&fs=1&" >

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Gorkamorka — GMT

Well now that it's official... ([url]http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/280793.page[/url])
[img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2010/2/24/85261_md-.jpg[/img]

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swordman600 — GMT

ugh cant get this thing to work
but for the smurf/tau picture someone should make a song instead of modeling it

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=swordman600]ugh cant get this thing to work
but for the smurf/tau picture someone should make a song instead of modeling it[/quote]

Uhhhhm....

Lolwut?

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gretar — GMT

[url=http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/85347-.html][img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2010/2/24/85347_sm-.jpg[/img][/url]

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metallifan — GMT

Posted twice already. Still funny, but still posted twice before.

EDIT: I just realized - my Vet squad Sergeant's helmet resemble's the Stig's! XD

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gutseren — GMT

This topic is full of soooo much win, words cannot describe it.

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Jon Touchdown — GMT

[quote=gutseren]This topic is full of soooo much win, words cannot describe it.[/quote]

I agree, I love all the pics

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CitizenPrime — GMT

You know, I'm normally all about lovin' some big women, so don't get me wrong, but I can't see that scarring as being an improvement to any big girls arm. I assume it is a girl from the bra strap. Err, I guess it could be a dude. Erkkk, I just yacked in my mouth a little bit...

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DEATH89 — GMT

That does seem a bit extreme to me too, but hey, you cant fault her dedication

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=CitizenPrime]You know, I'm normally all about lovin' some big women, so don't get me wrong, but I can't see that scarring as being an improvement to any big girls arm. I assume it is a girl from the bra strap. Err, I guess it could be a dude. Erkkk, I just yacked in my mouth a little bit...[/quote]

I don't think pointing out the "Big woman" part helps your chances much either

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CitizenPrime — GMT

Shoot, that's my best line... "Hey big girl, how you durin'?" Running a close second is, "Hey girl, I got some bacon, you want some?"

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metallifan — GMT

By the way, is that a chainsaw bayonet in your avatar?

If so, you might as well start calling yourself "Captain F**king America", because the dude in tights and a shield is not going to argue against a guy with something that awesome

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gretar — GMT

[quote=CitizenPrime]Shoot, that's my best line... "Hey big girl, how you durin'?" Running a close second is, "Hey girl, I got some bacon, you want some?"

[/quote]

My best is simply this .

"Hey"
*no answer*
-Me feeling embaresed-

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metallifan — GMT

Because you're doing it wrong.

You're not supposed to -ask-.

Just club her and drag her back to the cave.

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CitizenPrime — GMT

It is indeed a chainsaw bayonet.

It hungers for those who use words like cute, chibi, and other general words of unmanliness... and kaddycorner (that word just bugs me).

Gretar, I'm gonna need you to buck up and act like your worth your salt. Let me tell you a secret (women will deny this til the end), women don't know what they want, so they automatically want what they can't have. period. Act confident, be cool, act like you don't care if they talk to you or not. It drives them bonkers. Then through out a comment, just as long as its not a true compliment. (Cats loose interest once they've caught the mouse) Unless you are hideous, you got a shot. If you are hideous, go on a diet and excercise and repeat.

You ever wonder why seriously hot chicks are with some ugly guys? Swagger.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=CitizenPrime]Unless you are hideous, you got a shot. If you are hideous, go on a diet and excercise and repeat.[/quote]

Or, just pack a chainsaw bayonet. I heard chicks dig guys with chainsaw bayonets.

Funny story: Back in my reserve days, we were all heading home from a weekend session. I got a ride with one of the guys and his girl, because we were all good and liqoured from our relief time in the common mess, which has a bar (hey, it's Canada after all )

So on the way back, I ask to borrow his phone so I can call up my buddies and see what they're up to. He gives me his phone, and it has a password. I hand it back and he unlocks it. I laugh at this, and he says "Hey man, not funny. That password has saved my... Oh f**k. I just said that in front of you, didn't I?", and then turnedto his girlfriend, who rapidly turned a deep and furious red, but said nothing until I was out of the vehicle.

I think that was about the funniest thing I ever witnessed.

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Jon Touchdown — GMT

[quote=CitizenPrime]Shoot, that's my best line... "Hey big girl, how you durin'?" Running a close second is, "Hey girl, I got some bacon, you want some?"

[/quote]

Bacon brings them in 100% of the time

[quote=metallifan]Because you're doing it wrong.

You're not supposed to -ask-.

Just club her and drag her back to the cave. [/quote]

Haha, this 21st century nonsense will get you nowhere (except divorced and half of what your worth no longer belonging to you)

Where is mah club

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BlackDracoSLC — GMT

9000+ hours in Photoshop:

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/BlackDracoGOA/TAUMix.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/BlackDracoGOA/BraediBrunch.jpg[/IMG]

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Kveldulv — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=CitizenPrime]Unless you are hideous, you got a shot. If you are hideous, go on a diet and excercise and repeat.[/quote]
Funny story: Back in my reserve days, we were all heading home from a weekend session. I got a ride with one of the guys and his girl, because we were all good and liqoured from our relief time in the common mess, which has a bar (hey, it's Canada after all )

So on the way back, I ask to borrow his phone so I can call up my buddies and see what they're up to. He gives me his phone, and it has a password. I hand it back and he unlocks it. I laugh at this, and he says "Hey man, not funny. That password has saved my... Oh f**k. I just said that in front of you, didn't I?", and then turnedto his girlfriend, who rapidly turned a deep and furious red, but said nothing until I was out of the vehicle.

I think that was about the funniest thing I ever witnessed. [/quote]

I don't get it... And I always get sleazy jokes! metallifan, solve this situation ASAP

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Volkov — GMT

Tau Mix for the win!

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DEATH89 — GMT

[quote=Kveldulv]I don't get it... And I always get sleazy jokes! metallifan, solve this situation ASAP[/quote]

My guess is that he has some things on his phone that he didn't want his girlfriend to see, "he's not the messiah..."

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[IMG]http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/1406/thetaubannersignbycount.jpg[/IMG]

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Volkov]Tau Mix for the win![/quote]

i despise you

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Brae'di Bunch.

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DEATH89 — GMT

shas'o vera i hope you've modelled your tau commander on your avatar, everyone would run screaming from a pelvic thrusting battlesuit

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swordman600 — GMT

photoshop = ftw

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9889/forthegreatersmootchsbb.jpg[/IMG]

Pinched off DeviantArt. It's clearly WIP. I'm hoping the artist will do a finished version.

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DEATH89 — GMT

HERESY!

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Kveldulv][quote=metallifan][quote=CitizenPrime]Unless you are hideous, you got a shot. If you are hideous, go on a diet and excercise and repeat.[/quote]
Funny story: Back in my reserve days, we were all heading home from a weekend session. I got a ride with one of the guys and his girl, because we were all good and liqoured from our relief time in the common mess, which has a bar (hey, it's Canada after all )

So on the way back, I ask to borrow his phone so I can call up my buddies and see what they're up to. He gives me his phone, and it has a password. I hand it back and he unlocks it. I laugh at this, and he says "Hey man, not funny. That password has saved my... Oh f**k. I just said that in front of you, didn't I?", and then turnedto his girlfriend, who rapidly turned a deep and furious red, but said nothing until I was out of the vehicle.

I think that was about the funniest thing I ever witnessed. [/quote]

I don't get it... And I always get sleazy jokes! metallifan, solve this situation ASAP[/quote]

The guy practically had a brothel's worth of numbers on his phone. Needless to say, he took steps to hide it from his woman until that slip-up.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy][IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9889/forthegreatersmootchsbb.jpg[/IMG]

Pinched off DeviantArt. It's clearly WIP. I'm hoping the artist will do a finished version.[/quote]

We have lip lock-on! Sargent, prepare to fire your missile.

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Volkov — GMT

[quote]
i despise you [/quote]
What'd I do?

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BlackDracoSLC — GMT

As I was working on my roommates war walker, I looked over to my IG army and had this come to mind:

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/BlackDracoGOA/Walker.jpg[/IMG]

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Frazzled — GMT

Allrighty, at 33 pages I think this one has ended its useful life. Shutting down.

[IMG]http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q145/jfrazell/olddogs.jpg[/IMG]

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Frazzled — GMT

Reopened by popular demand.

Lets keep it polite to othter posters, and avoid language or other things that will make us have to close this. Party on.

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metallifan — GMT

Frazz needs a "Captain Dakka" costume and his own comic book series

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Corvus — GMT

YAY FOR REOPENING OF EPIC THREAD

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liquidjoshi — GMT

YES! THE THREAD! ITS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

This thread FTW!

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Grey Templar — GMT

My Dred is gonna kill this thread.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]shas'o vera i hope you've modelled your tau commander on your avatar, everyone would run screaming from a pelvic thrusting battlesuit [/quote]

yep, i have, and it works, they run in fear, its awesome

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=shas'o vera][quote=DEATH89]shas'o vera i hope you've modelled your tau commander on your avatar, everyone would run screaming from a pelvic thrusting battlesuit [/quote]

yep, i have, and it works, they run in fear, its awesome [/quote]

Picz or U lie!!!1!

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Dutch508 — GMT

WE HAVE LIFE!!!!

since this thread was brought back from the dead, does it risk warp contamination?

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Doombot001 — GMT

When I grow up I wanna be Frazz.

Now, Time for Dance!

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Dutch508]WE HAVE LIFE!!!!

since this thread was brought back from the dead, does it risk warp contamination?[/quote]

yes, it does, and it must also make me khorny in some way

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Asherian Command — GMT

1000th message!
lets kill 40k

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]1000th message!
lets kill 40k[/quote]
ok here

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Shaman — GMT

In the beginning there was deodorant tanks

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266784588890.png[/IMG]

Then there were pauldrons

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267320703004.jpg[/IMG]

Then there was chaos

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267315069513.jpg[/IMG]

Other companies were making minis!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267309689608.jpg[/IMG]

So the Emperor was force to unleash the forgotten legion..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267322604564.png[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/aaaaa.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324640015.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324688322.jpg[/IMG]

And lo the thread was unlocked.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

... I must have missed the line for free peyote when the thread was unlocked, from the looks of things...

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Shaman — GMT

peyote?

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Happygrunt — GMT

Wow, Thanks Mods for keeping the thread alive. We can still find teh funnyz.

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Shaman — GMT

Oh I forgot

MEDIC!!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324720250.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324837927.jpg[/IMG]

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Doombot001 — GMT

[quote=Shaman]Oh I forgot

MEDIC!!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324720250.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267324837927.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I have no friggin idea, but after those last couple of posts and I see this one......funny as heck!

Friggin Shaman!

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swordman600 — GMT

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DarkHound — GMT

I just don't get that Medic pic. Someone explain the joke!

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=DarkHound]I just don't get that Medic pic. Someone explain the joke![/quote]
i think it's about him being an angry marine and having him go over to someone to heal them
would you like an angry marine medic to help you when there is a chance he will tear you apart instead?
oh and btw heres some more pics i found

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Jon Touchdown — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=DarkHound]I just don't get that Medic pic. Someone explain the joke![/quote]
i think it's about him being an angry marine and having him go over to someone to heal them
would you like an angry marine medic to help you when there is a chance he will tear you apart instead?
oh and btw heres some more pics i found
[/quote]

SWEET EMPEROR SAVE ME!

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF GOING TO CHAOS FOR A SECOND

Haha "if your mom would let me" one is priceless

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Halsfield — GMT

[IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9889/forthegreatersmootchsbb.jpg[/IMG]

Anyone think this looks like "archer" from the FX channel or the main character from adult swim's frisky dingo show (awesome X/xander cruise)? Come to think of it, the Xtacles look just like space marines ...omg O_O.

[img]http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/sealab-2021-friskydingo-thextacles.jpg[/img]

Swordman, I really like the chaos cultist one, but I think some of those are exactly what frazzled was talking about. All it takes is one person with conservative morals to hit a certain button and we have to start all over >_<

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Corvus — GMT

Time for Necrons

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Halsfield][IMG]http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/9889/forthegreatersmootchsbb.jpg[/IMG]

Anyone think this looks like "archer" from the FX channel or the main character from adult swim's frisky dingo show (awesome X/xander cruise)? Come to think of it, the Xtacles look just like space marines ...omg O_O.

[img]http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/sealab-2021-friskydingo-thextacles.jpg[/img]

Swordman, I really like the chaos cultist one, but I think some of those are exactly what frazzled was talking about. All it takes is one person with conservative morals to hit a certain button and we have to start all over >_<[/quote]
sorry didnt quite look at his post... i'll take it down

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Grey Templar — GMT

The space marine looks clueless.

He's like, "should i be doing something now?"

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

Damn Twilight!

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drakenkanon — GMT

the cow made me rofl, how about a space marine apocalypse army where all models have been converted to cows? imagine a thunderhawk gunship changed into a huge metal winged cow with guns

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]
now he just needs to be sparkly and it will be twillight

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]
now he just needs to be sparkly and it will be twillight[/quote]

oh, and dont forget the

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]

Heresy!

You, sister with the flamer, purge them with righteous fire!!!

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Grey Templar — GMT

Shes holding a Melta gun BTW

and the Ultramarine with the fist in the back looks like he's pissed and ready to do the same

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makr — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/a/a8/GodsOfWarhammer.jpg/508px-GodsOfWarhammer.jpg[/img]

I lol'd at Clinton's face, it's perfect.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]

Gimme some Sugar, Baby!

Good, bad, I'm the one with the bolter.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]

[img]http://www.tovx.com/Graphics/borat_how.jpg[/img]

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Snikkyd — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=Little lord Fauntleroy][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/59/Forbidden_Love.jpg[/img]

Blood Angels=smooth with the ladies.[/quote]

Hail to the king baby!

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/259/b/f/Not_sure_if_Heresy_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

Would it be Heresy?

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Vargtass — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/8/83/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

But damned sexy heres... OH SH*BLAM*

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WarsawTom — GMT

all this #%it is funny as hell!

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sniperjolly — GMT

But still technica-*BLAM!*

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Captain Shrike — GMT

[img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/12/27/afe1a03bb27555c859659ba4966ba8eb_22761.jpg[/img]

Thats one lucky dreadnought

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Locclo — GMT

Ooh, baby, you can tune my engine any day...uh...

Didn't we see that one like 6 pages back?

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alexwars1 — GMT

Yes. We did. I don't understand your point.

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Vargtass — GMT

SILENCE! To interupt the Servant of the Machine God in her sacred, sexy, voluptous... damn fine... losing myself in that rack...

Where were I going with this again?

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Shaman — GMT

For the emperor!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/poooooop1.jpg[/IMG]

Orks can and will

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266828533928.jpg[/IMG]

Loot

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266897557361.jpg[/IMG]

Anything

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I just wish someone had sauce on that admech pic. My question is: is there MOAR of this?

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Sanctjud — GMT

Notice the Lock in the Admech Pic...It requires Lockpicking 107.

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Lord Demon — GMT

And the guy in the back reading something with R.A.T.M. on the cover (rage against the machine)

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Lord Harrab — GMT

[quote=Shaman]For the emperor!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/poooooop1.jpg[/IMG]

Orks can and will

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266828533928.jpg[/IMG]

Loot

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1266897557361.jpg[/IMG]

Anything

[/quote]

hmmm, needs MORE DAKKA!

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xblackdog — GMT

[quote=Caelun Niveus][img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/259/b/f/Not_sure_if_Heresy_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

Would it be Heresy?[/quote]

Theoretically she is still a human, just in a Tau form... so if you can't stand her face they do make something called a paper bad that you can use.

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Happygrunt — GMT

[quote=Vargtass]SILENCE! To interupt the Servant of the Machine God in her sacred, sexy, voluptous... damn fine... losing myself in that rack...

Where were I going with this again?[/quote]

You'd think they would remove them for safety. Wouldn't want a gaurdsman distracted and spend more time then

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Gorkamorka — GMT

[quote=xblackdog]Theoretically she is still a human just put a bag over her face and your good to go [/quote]
I don't think she's human down their either, so the bag wouldn't help much.

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garret — GMT

I think im actually devolving in this thread.

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xblackdog — GMT

[quote=Gorkamorka][quote=xblackdog]Theoretically she is still a human just put a bag over her face and your good to go [/quote]
I don't think she's human down their either, so the bag wouldn't help much.[/quote]

well... that could be a problem. lol seems this is becoming more than a simple question of morality. since she is human and has feelings but is in a tau body... and it would be rude to say no, but heretical to say yes.

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Lord of battles — GMT

[quote=garret]I think im actually devolving in this thread.[/quote]
You wouldn't be the first...

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

Less QQ, moar Pew-Pew!

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Sure she's only got 4 fingers, and sure she's got a birth "mark" running down the middle of her face, but she's still got the body of a humanoid and she's still got the sexual drive of a humie.... so....

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Shaman — GMT

Everyone always drools over that admech picture.. but seriously its a picture.. Rule 34 has delivered so many like it.

Seems lame man.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Shaman you CHAMP!

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Shaman]Everyone always drools over that admech picture.. but seriously its a picture.. Rule 34 has delivered so many like it.

Seems lame man. [/quote]

Yeah, but this picture got class. All others are just pictures of female (sometimes male) tech priest sticking mechanical things (often assisted by mechandrites) up places which I won't describe here.

This one is just... wonderful to look at. Is it fapable, most certainly, but you don't feel dirty afterwards, you feel high class.

Speaking of... *sneaking away with the lotion*

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Volkov — GMT

[quote]
Speaking of... *sneaking away with the lotion* [/quote]
HERESY!

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Vargtass — GMT

I am merely showing my devotion to the Omnissiah and its servants, now leave me alone with Miss Mechanicus here <,<

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Shaman — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Shaman you CHAMP! [/quote]

I dont know if thats sarcastic or not but I will sig it anyway.. Raising my ego to special character proportions.

Also Vargtoss

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/too_much_information_gifts_tshirt-p.jpg[/IMG]

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mrwhoop — GMT

While the Admech picture is nice I would NOT want to date her. Think how bad the Mechanicus get with proper observerance to the Omni and then apply that to dating.

It'd be like trying to quote from the Bible that's upsidedown, backwards, in Chinese Brail with half the pages missing.

"Oh, syntax error, you missed step 1,732. Please try again." ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

But then again, she's probably got some very efficient methods of lubrication...

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=GeneralRetreat]But then again, she's probably got some very efficient methods of lubrication...[/quote]

and her 'tools' as well

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swordman600 — GMT

ok getting off topic
TIME TO BRING BACK SOME OLD STUFF
HOORAY FOR OLD STUFF
btw guys i wanted to know... how do i raise my ranking in here from 1 scarab in a swarm to something else?

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Shaman — GMT

You gotta post more to get a higher rank.

I like the Bn C one.

Once you get as many posts as me you will have 'majestic monolith'. lol.

In other news

My buddy here was praying to chaos to you know get what every marine wants; a pony..
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/med_gallery_25850_1043_53629.jpg[/IMG]

He was a bit obsessive and would go to any lengths to get the gods to notice him

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/prayfiorne.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/med_gallery_25850_1043_10499.jpg[/IMG]

He even got some minions to pray too.
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/med_gallery_25850_1043_32264.jpg[/IMG]

But you know those crazy choas gods...

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/med_gallery_25850_1043_39340.jpg[/IMG]

This is by some super talented dude over at the bnc.. I cant be bothered sourcing it looking in the chaos sub forum in the word bearer thread if your interested.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/20/Creeeeeeeed.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/d/dc/Ork_WTF_is_this.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/33/HeresyHorus.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/30/Khornate.JPG[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f4/Lazy_Marine_1.jpg[/img]

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Happygrunt — GMT

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Yes. Yes he does. Panzergruppen Khorne. The worst of both worlds. King Tiger tanks filled with blood thirsty maniacs and fueled by the warp. Millions sacrificed to fuel Hitler's ascension to Daemon Prince.

Only Lord Solar Eisenhower and Chapter Master Patton can save us now.

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epil — GMT

im glad the op made this

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Happygrunt] Does that Kohrn berzerker have an Iron Cross on his shoulder?[/quote]

[quote=BaronIveagh]Yes. Yes he does. Panzergruppen Khorne. The worst of both worlds. King Tiger tanks filled with blood thirsty maniacs and fueled by the warp. Millions sacrificed to fuel Hitler's ascension to Daemon Prince.
Only Lord Solar Eisenhower and Chapter Master Patton can save us now.
[/quote]

Sigged.

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MasterDRD — GMT

This thread is so win I can't find a picture big enough to describe it. This thread kept me at my computer and away from going to make dinner for 2 hours straight... (and I'm f***ing starving!)
Nice going, Dakka.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/fd/TauKroot.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/e2/Discotau.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/d/de/Tau_Sympathizer.jpg[/img]
The uplifting Imperial primers view of Tau players.

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6943396/images/1259654104101.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/7/1/633820285931151815-OrkStompa.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

Note the disgusting Tau!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267704196142.jpg[/IMG]

They do not believe in the Omnissiah!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267686337973.jpg[/IMG]

Sadly the marine crusade failed to wipe them out for reason hindsight now makes clear..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267696584223.jpg[/IMG]

In other news I have found a picture of a space wolf without their feared and infamous plot armor!

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/1267697875201.jpg[/IMG]

An finally I have this picture of CS goto.. However as his books are on the excommunicate traitorous list I dont get it.. A cookie for the first to enlighten me..

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/kilianjay/Csgoto.jpg[/IMG]

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]Heresy[/quote]
chaos approved

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DEATH89 — GMT

What you cant see is he's doing that WHILE surfing into battle on a baneblade, he's that badass

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Soladrin — GMT

aahh.. tank surfing... THE olympic sport of the 41st millenium...

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swordman600 — GMT

what is she... it looks like a dark elf or something or a deamonette

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DEATH89 — GMT

One of the fabled and AWESOME Diaz Daemonettes, so glad my mate decided he didn't want his 13 unpainted diaznettes, needed something to use for a daemonhosts in my radical army

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Grey Templar — GMT

Incoming Transmission: To Lord Inquisitor Cotez: From Inquisitor Lupin

Re: Astartes Chapter: Mickey Marines: Chapter is based on an ancient cult revolving around a mythical creature of Terran legend, this creature was worshiped by a large portion of ancient terran society. How its cult has survived and wormed its way into an Astartes chapter is unclear. I belive this chapter was responsable for the failure of the Demolecles Gulf Crusade to eliminate the alien race known as the T'au.

The Charges are as follows:

Worship of Deamonic forces:

They have ceased (If they ever did at all) worship of the divine Emperor and now worship this most vile of Dieties. Worship involves dancing and a song whose words spell out the vile deamons name in a series of high pitched notes.

Genetic Deviation:

Black Fur all over the upper torso and head, Ears are rounded and are upon the top of the head. I belive enlarged ears are outside the allowable genetic deviation for an astartes chapter. Clearly the Warp is at work here, the Malles must take swift action. I suggest the Grey Knights be sent to purge this uprising as i belive the chaos taint will be too strong for Stormtroopers to withstand.

Addendum: The ears make it difficult or impossable for these deviants to wear their Helmets. This is a potential weakness that can be exploited.

Closing: Hurry, i fear the taint is spreading to nearby systems and has already infected the chapters home planet.

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FeistierErmine — GMT

[quote=Grey Templar]
Closing: Hurry, i fear the taint is spreading to nearby systems and has already infected the chapters home planet.[/quote]

The entire home planet could already be infested with this taint. It is a small world after all.

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Odominus — GMT

40k is alive and well. Proof? Go here:

www.TheHammerCast.com

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]One of the fabled and AWESOME Diaz Daemonettes, so glad my mate decided he didn't want his 13 unpainted diaznettes, needed something to use for a daemonhosts in my radical army [/quote]
uh can you do me a favor and pm me that picture please?

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=FeistierErmine][quote=Grey Templar]
Closing: Hurry, i fear the taint is spreading to nearby systems and has already infected the chapters home planet.[/quote]

The entire home planet could already be infested with this taint. It is a small world after all.[/quote]

you said taint.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Dutch508][quote=FeistierErmine][quote=Grey Templar]
Closing: Hurry, i fear the taint is spreading to nearby systems and has already infected the chapters home planet.[/quote]

The entire home planet could already be infested with this taint. It is a small world after all.[/quote]

you said taint.[/quote]

well, atleast he didn't say"whispering eye"

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=swordman600][quote=DEATH89]One of the fabled and AWESOME Diaz Daemonettes, so glad my mate decided he didn't want his 13 unpainted diaznettes, needed something to use for a daemonhosts in my radical army [/quote]
uh can you do me a favor and pm me that picture please? [/quote]

Wanker

sorry, couldn't resist any longer.. :(

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=swordman600][quote=DEATH89]One of the fabled and AWESOME Diaz Daemonettes, so glad my mate decided he didn't want his 13 unpainted diaznettes, needed something to use for a daemonhosts in my radical army [/quote]
uh can you do me a favor and pm me that picture please? [/quote]

Wanker

sorry, couldn't resist any longer.. :([/quote]
i understand...partly

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Asherian Command — GMT

lol. I love this thread!

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alexwars1 — GMT

I don't even know whats going on anymore.

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Happygrunt — GMT

[quote=Odominus]40k is alive and well. Proof? Go here:

www.TheHammerCast.com[/quote]

First, its a trap. You obviously haven't read the thread yet. It about funny pictures.

And second, KEEP YOUR DIRTY WEBSITE ADVERTISEMENTS TO YOURSELF!

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shas'o vera — GMT

get away from me you damn dirty AD's

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs37/f/2008/261/6/3/Disguise_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/321/9/a/The_dame_with_a_dozen_faces_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

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Kogwar — GMT

Bye bye frosty

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Slackermagee — GMT

You know whats killing 40k?

Space marines and MEQs.

Played in a tourney today and there was not ONE game where I did not play (as Tau) against a marine army. 19 people showed up, 13 played some kind of marine (balanced Chaos won), 2 people played tyranids, one man ran guard, I ran Tau, and the store owner ran tyranids as a ringer. Round 1: chaos (tourney winner, great guy), round 2: dark angels (let him use real storm shields... still didn't help out all that much), round 3: blood angels (the hell is this list...).

Christ almighty... I mean, I love playing against marines since I know how to run circles around them but hoo boy, does it ever get boring.

PLAY. MORE. XENOS.

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Kveldulv — GMT

Why are you talking about what's killing Warhammer 40K? That is clearly not what this thread is about

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Shaman — GMT

If no one played meqs then 40k would make no money. I tried to come back to this game and play orks but you need waaaay too many models. So now I play hurr marines.

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[quote=Shaman]If no one played meqs then 40k would make no money. I tried to come back to this game and play orks but you need waaaay too many models. So now I play hurr marines.[/quote]

I don't believe that. If GW supported every army equally, the market share would be a lot more even, and we wouldn't see as many marine armies. Granted, they'd still probably be more popular (being easy to paint, tactically forgiving, and fairly cheap to get into), but I think we'd see a lot more necron, tau, and daemonhunters armies if they were actually supported by GW. [/ ]

Anyway...
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/24/1ksons_pokeymans.JPG[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

Maybe so.. But I disagree..

Also why do you have legal gubbins in your sig?

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Paladin Blake — GMT

It's mostly a jab at GW legal. They make every independent website put it up and still send C&Ds left and right. I know it probably won't happen, but if that's left unchecked I wouldn't put it past them trying to C&D individuals on independent websites.

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liquidjoshi — GMT

lol. Anyway, getting back on topic...

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

Why do I get the feeling this thread is killing 40k ?
Anyway...
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/a/ac/Pretty_Heresy.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5a/Thenewcommissar.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/27/Fixedhat2.jpg[/img]

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BLING MAN — GMT

I'm sorry but that cow marine is EPIC!!!

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airman — GMT

Here's a little gif that Cheese Elemental was using in the "Top 10 most God awful films ever," thread.
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/huosch.gif[/IMG]

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Asherian Command — GMT

That is so going to be my Avatar LOL!

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Defiler — GMT

Incoming!

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Defiler]Incoming![/quote]

LIES!!! =O

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Vargtass][quote=Defiler]Incoming![/quote]

LIES!!! =O[/quote]

i agree, i would much rather have a new tau codex than eldar, blasted space gypsys

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Paladin Blake — GMT

Given GW's recent codex covers, that one is believable.

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Shaman — GMT

Awesome cover.. I hope GW payed you well.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Shaman]Awesome cover.. I hope GW payed you well. [/quote]

This post is completely unofficial and in no way endorsed by Games Workshop Limited.

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liquidjoshi — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy]Why do I get the feeling this thread is killing 40k ?
Anyway...
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5a/Thenewcommissar.jpg[/img]

Want. A. Model. NOW!

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Morgrim — GMT

From another thread:

[img]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/2149/lovecultist.jpg[/img]
Awww. Tzeentch might be a manipulative bastard, but sometimes he'll still obliquely grant a wish that doesn't backfire.

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DEATH89 — GMT

Awww...

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MasterDRD — GMT

D'awwwww... Everyone loves Cultist-chan.

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/346/8/3/Serving_Gods__Khorne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

I find it hard to read what that cultist chick says..

KILL MAIM BURN!

Seriously though, english would be better.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Awww, so swe.... Uh, I mean, um....DEATH TO THE HERETIC!

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CadianXV — GMT

Wait a minute... EF slipped in his faith for a single moment! He's a heretic! Purge him!

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Terje-Tubby — GMT

[quote=CadianXV]Wait a minute... EF slipped in his faith for a single moment! He's a heretic! Purge him! [/quote]
I would purge anything to get the end of that story. I`m a sucker for sick spawn-cultist love stories

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xblackdog — GMT

[IMG]http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/xblackdog/The_common_gobshite_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/IMG]

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Lord of battles — GMT

[i]Bacon[/i]

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DarkTraveler777 — GMT

I am an occasional fa/tg/uy and enjoy the Cultist-chan threads but never really picked up on the background for her.

Anyone willing to share the scoop on her and what her background is (aside from a creepy Chaos-love story shown a page back).

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Shaman — GMT

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Cultist-chan

READ

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]Awww, so swe.... Uh, I mean, um....DEATH TO THE HERETIC! [/quote]
you must give in... if you do she will feed YOU waffles
now wouldn't you like that?
give in to desire >

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MasterDRD — GMT

Gheev een to yorr dheesyohrr!

[img]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3015/captoored.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7339/lahvlehttorrrbymrculexu.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/448/cultistchan18.jpg[/img]

Also worth reading is [url=http://1d4chan.org/wiki/HS40K]HS40K[/url] (High School 40K) if you love Cultist-chan. (Which means all of you...)

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ultramarinelord — GMT

Lol, I was about to suggest the same thing. I read it about and hour ago. It's great, does anyone know if it has a sequel or somesuch?
EDIT: in HS40k I don't seem to remember anything about Cultist-Chan's Sororita friend, where does she fit in?

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Vargtass — GMT

As a regular fa/tg/uy I approve this Heresy

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Vargtass]As a regular fa/tg/uy I approve this Heresy [/quote]

thats what she said....again

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5e/Pedo_Sisters.jpg[/img]

The Warp Gods, in high school!
[img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs46/f/2009/223/8/d/Rivalry_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

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Asherian Command — GMT

I lol So hard when i saw this!
Well anyway this thread is HERSEY!
[img]http://www.whiznet.com/yabbfiles/Attachments/motivator3470191.jpg[/img]
[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skNSuV1YI/AAAAAAAACgA/Tq479zXc6xM/40k+Female+Armour.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/21/633628487222814546-stealth.jpg[/img]
[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skPSuV1dI/AAAAAAAACgo/QRkwHUXDq8U/40k+Imperial+Guard+02.jpg[/img]
[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skNyuV1ZI/AAAAAAAACgI/l-CElrdcItA/40k+Violent+Purge.jpg[/img]
[img]http://scarsofwargame.com/DevBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Warhammer-Peace.jpg[/img]
[img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skVCuV1pI/AAAAAAAACiI/cAlm5a4gF-A/40k+GW.jpg[/img]
[img]http://scarsofwargame.com/DevBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/exterminatus.jpg[/img]
TAKE THAT AND FEEL THE WRAITH OF INQUSITION!

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Kveldulv — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]TAKE THAT AND FEEL THE WRAITH OF INQUSITION![/quote]
Isn't a wraith pretty much intangible and ...hard to feel?

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Kurgash — GMT

Just read the Cultist-chan story. Very hilarious and touching. Who said chaos doesn't bring happiness?

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DEATH89 — GMT

Why has the BA in the stealth pic got scratches on his codpiece?

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Soladrin — GMT

Yea, even if that comic was in any way funny, it would be completely countered by the shitty writing.

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Terje-Tubby — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]Why has the BA in the stealth pic got scratches on his codpiece? [/quote]
That`s for me to know and you to find out

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BaronIveagh — GMT

FOR KAYYYYOS!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/9/9e/Cultist-chan09.jpg[/img]

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[quote=DEATH89]Why has the BA in the stealth pic got scratches on his codpiece? [/quote]

From leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

[quote=Shaman]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Cultist-chan

READ[/quote]

WOW.

I had never stumbled across that till now, and,

WOW.

I will never be able to play Chaos in DOW1 the same way again. Those Cultist call-outs are simply ruined. But delightfully so.

Thanks for the link!

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Vargtass — GMT

[img]http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo62/cimsoderholm/SitV001.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo62/cimsoderholm/SitV002.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo62/cimsoderholm/SitV003.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo62/cimsoderholm/SitV004.jpg[/img]

Shameless plug...

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

That Demoman is a heretic!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9j-e_XE7qQ&feature=related[/youtube]
(cut to 2:00 for more obvious proof of taint)

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sniperjolly — GMT

I want a stormshield Targe. NOW!

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MasterDRD — GMT

Is that... an Angry Marine being CORDIAL?!?!
HERESY!!!!!!!

[img]http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/5343/sheresy.jpg[/img]

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CitizenPrime — GMT

[quote=Asherian Command]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/21/633628487222814546-stealth.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

The name's Claude, Claude Bauls.

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bigmek35 — GMT

[quote=Cambak]Well, I was thinking, and I want THIS incorporated into WH40k
[img]http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg[/img][/quote]

NOW THATS WHAT MY FRIENDS BEZERKERZ NEED!!!

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Morgrim — GMT

Okay, now I need a ripper holding a pencil to go with my ripper curled up sleeping like a cat.

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Terminus — GMT

Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it!

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idget — GMT

Found these on ninjabread
[img]http://www.ninjabread.co.uk/comics/ninjabread-0018.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.ninjabread.co.uk/comics/ninjabread-0017.gif[/img]
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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=terminus]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it![/quote]

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img]

I think they'r horrible... how is crappy spelling funny?

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=terminus]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it![/quote]

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img]

I think they'r horrible... how is crappy spelling funny?[/quote]

Fech! You don't know what you are talking about! Chaos is glor... OH SH*BLAM*

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=terminus]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it![/quote]

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img]

I think they'r horrible... how is crappy spelling funny?[/quote]
Chan is a pun on the stupidity of the chaos cultists and religious fanatics!

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Terminus — GMT

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Vargtass — GMT

Wow, triple-owned...

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Soladrin — GMT

I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail.

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Terminus — GMT

Strange that someone from the pot capital of the world is so utterly lacking in a sense of humor. What's wrong, haven't had your daily doob yet?

This stuff should be a webcomic not so much about the dumb spelling (which admittedly is somewhat difficult to understand), as her interactions with Dranon, his friends, and the Chaos Gods.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=terminus]Strange that someone from the pot capital of the world is so utterly lacking in a sense of humor. What's wrong, haven't had your daily doob yet?

This stuff should be a webcomic not so much about the dumb spelling (which admittedly is somewhat difficult to understand), as her interactions with Dranon, his friends, and the Chaos Gods.[/quote]

Haha, so my sense for humor is different from yours and I automatically have none? Sure thing mister black and white.

Besides, nothing beats TSOALR when it comes to 40k webcomics.

Also, I quit smoking pot over 2 years ago and am glad to be rid of it. So would you mind not making dumbass comments?

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Terminus — GMT

So definitely a big negatory on the daily doob then. I'll take bad spelling over crappy doodles any day.

Two whole years, eh? It certainly shows, you are taking all this way to seriously. Have you tried the cookies? A lot easier on the lungs from what I hear.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=terminus]So definitely a big negatory on the daily doob then. I'll take bad spelling over crappy doodles any day. [/quote]

WTF are doodles?

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DEATH89 — GMT

New project for me then... the OTHER masters of the chapter

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liquidjoshi — GMT

Yeah, can we keep this thread clear for jokes please. If you want to discuss whether or not people like taking drugs, move it to another thread.

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Terminus — GMT

Probably posted before, but here you go:

[img]http://tjic.com/archive/drive_me_closer_i_want_to_hit_them_with_my_sword.png[/img]

[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kEldar02.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh19/Mordheimer/40k%20Motivational%20Posters/40kInquisition01.jpg[/img]

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Ketara — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it!

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img] [/quote]

[img]http://www.court-records.net/animation/judge-headshake.gif[/img]
Over-ruled.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Ketara][quote=Soladrin]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it!

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img] [/quote]

[img]http://www.court-records.net/animation/judge-headshake.gif[/img]
Over-ruled.
[/quote]

SUSTAINED!!

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xblackdog — GMT

[quote=terminus]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it![/quote]
Mr. Culexus draws the Cultist comics and many other funny comics. you can see them here.
http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/gallery/

enjoy

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

For those of you who don't understand the crazy spelling of Cultist -chan, go re-install Dawn of War 1 and play as Chaos. Create a cultist unit, and sit there and click on them a few times to listen to their call-outs. Go capture a strategic point and listen to what they say, etc.

NOW do you get it?

(reedy, nasally voice that sounds like it's owner is drowning in phleghm)
HWEE CAP-TOORED EET for CHAOS!

The "mis-spelling" is just an (overused) literary technique to convey that phleghmy quality, and generally make fun of those Cultist call-outs from DOW1 in the first place.

If you're turned off the comic because of the "misspellings", you just haven't gotten the reference yet.

Matter of fact, if you read that big long 40K High story, Cultist-chan uses every one of the DOW1 call-outs at some point. The one at the very end was so well shoehorned in that I laughed for half an hour because I could hear it in my head all over again.

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Vargtass — GMT

Wow, Holland got bulldozed. 1-0 to Terminus

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shas'o vera — GMT

wow, we got ourselves a comentator here, im voting for a dakka lynching, who's in?

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DEATH89 — GMT

[quote=shas'o vera]wow, we got ourselves a comentator here, im voting for a dakka lynching, who's in?[/quote]

What would that entail If Khorne approves then count me in

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=DEATH89][quote=shas'o vera]wow, we got ourselves a comentator here, im voting for a dakka lynching, who's in?[/quote]

What would that entail If Khorne approves then count me in [/quote]

well, you get the first hit, any area you want.....any area

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DEATH89 — GMT

The toes (kung fu hustle style - love that film)

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Terminus — GMT

[quote=shas'o vera]SUSTAINED!![/quote]
Sorry my friend, there can only be one judge per rodeo, and Kotaro beat you to it. Plus, as a a MOD he simply has a bigger epeen, er I mean gavel, in this case.

[quote=xblackdog]Mr. Culexus draws the Cultist comics and many other funny comics. you can see them here.
http://mr-culexus.deviantart.com/gallery/

enjoy [/quote]
Oh, I shall indeed! I had exhausted the ones on 1d4chan, and those savages failed to provide a link to further lulz!

[quote=Vargtass]1-0 to Terminus [/quote]
All is as it must be.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=GeneralRetreat]For those of you who don't understand the crazy spelling of Cultist -chan, go re-install Dawn of War 1 and play as Chaos. Create a cultist unit, and sit there and click on them a few times to listen to their call-outs. Go capture a strategic point and listen to what they say, etc.

NOW do you get it?

(reedy, nasally voice that sounds like it's owner is drowning in phleghm)
HWEE CAP-TOORED EET for CHAOS!

The "mis-spelling" is just an (overused) literary technique to convey that phleghmy quality, and generally make fun of those Cultist call-outs from DOW1 in the first place.

If you're turned off the comic because of the "misspellings", you just haven't gotten the reference yet.

Matter of fact, if you read that big long 40K High story, Cultist-chan uses every one of the DOW1 call-outs at some point. The one at the very end was so well shoehorned in that I laughed for half an hour because I could hear it in my head all over again.

[/quote]

Well, I knew it was from DoW1, though I didnt know she actually used some of the same calls... but it's still not that funny... Oh well, to each they're own i guess

Oh and for god sake, don't call it Holland, its The Netherlands, Holland is part of the name of two provinces (north and south) and I'm not from there.

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Kilkrazy — GMT

[IMG]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9434/getbackontopic.jpg[/IMG]

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Macok — GMT

Wow.. A light and fun topic like that and you people can turn it into witch hunt just because someone doesn't find something funny?

He gets it. He doesn't find it funny. No need to explain or post crap like "0-1". To all of you who don't understand that your sense of humour != whole worlds' sense of humour:

[img]http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fail-2.jpg[/img]

Edit: Sorry mod.. Hit me with warning if you must but that kid of crappy posting is just wrong..

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Vargtass — GMT

Because an asian girl is so on topic

And I don't care what the potheads think, it's Holland <,<

[img]http://www.therockit.com/images/40kpics/carnifex_tank_poster.jpg[/img]

[quote=Macok]Wow.. A light and fun topic like that and you people can turn it into witch hunt just because someone doesn't find something funny?

He gets it. He doesn't find it funny. No need to explain or post crap like "0-1". To all of you who don't understand that your sense of humour != whole worlds' sense of humour:[/quote]

Wow, it seems people are edgy today. If we voted for a witch hunt you would all notice, because I would scream from pain from all the torture and I would point you all out! O_O

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Terminus — GMT

The asian girl may not be on topic, but she's certainly hot in that android sort of way (even though her double-jointed elbow freaks me out).

And why post in a "light and fun topic" if you're humorless and apparently bitter about being the only sober man in Holland? A medical professional can easily deal with any stick-up-the-rectum-related problems you may have. I just wouldn't recommend this one:

[img]http://www.warhammer-game.com/images/ProctologyHumor.jpg[/img]

Oh, and I found this pretty funny:
[img]http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr260/locbot/633568479338551958-championoftzeent.jpg[/img]

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Soladrin — GMT

Damn just when I thought the rumors about American weren't true... You just had to prove me wrong.

I mean seriously, someone doesn't agree with you and is therefore immediately wrong? Are you saying you find each and every thing posted in this topic funny? If not, I can start doing exactly the same to you.

Bloody moron..

Sorry MOD's but I can't let this slip.

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MasterDRD — GMT

[img]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/7986/mopye.jpg[/img]

EPIC WIN!!!! +10,000 internets to whoever made this!

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Vargtass — GMT

Hey, it's all in good intent, you are just taking it a bit too serious. I have plenty of friends from Nederland and we Swedes have you to thank for Vreesvijk. If you want me to, I'll appologise.

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Kilkrazy — GMT

People should be discussing the topic not each other.

Clearly the thread has run out of steam.

I'll lock it now.

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A lot of people are asking me to unlock the thread.

Everybody stick to the topic, and don't argue with each other, or I will lock it for good.

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Vargtass — GMT

Not so sure if we can contribute much more. The humor-reserves are empty for my part... I'll better make another Stuck in the Warp =p

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Then just let it lie for a few weeks.

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swordman600 — GMT

woops saw the edit the moderator did
sorry about that so here

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xblackdog — GMT

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7210/slutpatrol4ih6.gif[/img]

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Happygrunt — GMT

Come on guys. Stay one topic. That's the second time this thread has been locked.

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gretar — GMT

This thread has more than 2wounds ?

That amazing

Anyways , to stay on topic .

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[i]Edit: image with inappropriate language removed --yakface[/i]

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Aduro — GMT

Nah, only one wound, just really lucky WBB rolls.

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crazykiwi — GMT

I have more but I'll save them for later (and I'm lazy today)

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makr — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/c6/Guardsman.jpg[/img]

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Shaman — GMT

I hate
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268463645285.gif[/IMG]

the Blood angels bandwagon

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/84929d0b6e01e6.jpg[/IMG]

I mean you can say

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268465380574.jpg[/IMG]

But it sucks.

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/673932.jpg[/IMG]

You may think I am a cranky old bastard
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268463266464.jpg[/IMG]

But your wrong as wrong as these things.
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268461903063.jpg[/IMG]

This is me, just a pleasant guy wanting to use eldar infantry you know..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268449922560.jpg[/IMG]

I mean I want my cake and eat it..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268462613748.jpg[/IMG]

But you crush my dreams like an emperor titan..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268455003456.jpg[/IMG]

Infantry can be cool you know..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268455691764.jpg[/IMG]

It doesn't always have to be about vehicles..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268463888598.jpg[/IMG]

I wanna say...
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268467046933.jpg[/IMG]

And not be at laughed by a field of this..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268468113330.jpg[/IMG]

And hell Could you Grim Dark the tau up while your at it?
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268454953262.jpg[/IMG]

You've made them as naive as my daughter...
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268450196627.jpg[/IMG]

Other races have cool infantry, They bring enough so they all dont die when you sneeze at them
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268465837812.jpg[/IMG]

Dont get me started on MEQs Sisters.. Why?
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268455844068.jpg[/IMG]

Or these bastards..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268463077982.jpg[/IMG]

Or even these bastards
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268461351928.jpg[/IMG]

Its like Ive done something to offend you in the past..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268456444157.png[/IMG]

I didnt do anything.. It was probably the nids
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268454910592.jpg[/IMG]

Wait what was I talking about?
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268466451278.jpg[/IMG]

Oh yeah infantry..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268455388714.jpg[/IMG]

ITs driving me insane..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/673946.jpg[/IMG]

It really hurts you know..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268448620742.jpg[/IMG]

So please make some useful eldar infantry..
[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268454852708.jpg[/IMG]

You didnt hear a word I said did you GW..

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liquidjoshi — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=terminus]Who draws that Cultist-chan stuff? That should totally be a webcomic. Terminus wills it![/quote]

[img]http://godknowswhat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/objection2.jpg[/img]

I think they'r horrible... how is crappy spelling funny?[/quote]

Some people like it, others don't. Can we please leave it there? If you really, REALLY can't, then TAKE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. ok?

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Vargtass — GMT

WE already have moved on, don't bring it up again!

And awesome series as always, Shaman. Never seen some of those, but Kharn Time nearly ripped me in two! I was laughing so hard...

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Shaman. I love you man. Don't you ever stop your awesome ways.

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Soladrin — GMT

Shaman ftw! and liquid, your the only one bringing it up >_<

speaking of Kharn time...

[img]http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs40/i/2009/034/e/d/Kharn_the_Betrayer_by_slaine69.jpg[/img]

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kravus master of Horus — GMT

Lol helloo kitty

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Kroothawk — GMT

A Slaanesh Land Raider from the Medusa campaign. And yes, she built it!

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

"Sir! Why is that pink cloud shooting at us?!"

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Try Again Bragg — GMT

It's a pimping land raider. I want to see Marnius riding in it with a pimp hat and a cane.

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Vargtass — GMT

Nah, let Lucius surf it with a daemonette in each arm. "Pimping, FOR CHAOS!!"

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

It's is obviously a cunning ploy in order to trick any nearby tyraids into thinking that it is a giant ball of cotton candy, and thus luring the alien out into attempting to eat it.

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MasterDRD — GMT

If the Land Raider's rockin' don't come a knockin'...

Then again, just how hard do you have to be gettin' it on to make a land raider rock, anyway?

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Superscope — GMT

[quote=MasterDRD]If the Land Raider's rockin' don't come a knockin'...

Then again, just how hard do you have to be gettin' it on to make a land raider rock, anyway?[/quote]

Well.. when a mommy dreadnaught and a daddy dreadnaught love each other very much.....

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Try Again Bragg — GMT

Yes, better then marnius. Dreadnaught with pimp hat and pimp tiger striped suit and a cane in his powerfist. I can only imagin the stares of fellow gamers when they see a dreadnaught like that cruising around in a landraider.

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LunaHound — GMT

Its epic and makes sense if anyone gets it:
And yes , thats what im making my grot army into :3

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sniperjolly — GMT

I should make a Giga-drill for my Imperitor now

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Try Again Bragg]Yes, better then marnius. Dreadnaught with pimp hat and pimp tiger striped suit and a cane in his powerfist. I can only imagin the stares of fellow gamers when they see a dreadnaught like that cruising around in a landraider. [/quote]

they see me rolling

they hatin

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Vargtass — GMT

[img]http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/286/0/2/Disconought_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

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ginger_nid_dude — GMT

Even in death...

Gah. *Shoots*

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Asherian Command — GMT

Epic win!

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Kurgash — GMT

Even the Wraithlords drink the girly drinks...

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Could be a female Wraithlord.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/1/12/LCB_Abortion.jpg[/img]

I
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/9/96/Unyuufex4.jpg[/img]
this thread

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Vargtass — GMT

Abortion was given a new grim face in the Falcon Punch...

NEXT!

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Corvus — GMT

ah the dreaded Unyuufex. It will :3 you to death

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail. [/quote]

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is teh ghey.

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Gitzbitah — GMT

That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.

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xblackdog — GMT

[quote=Gitzbitah]That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.[/quote]
Would you like to know more? click here

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=xblackdog][quote=Gitzbitah]That disco dread was an awesome setup for a wonderful punchline. Plus, you used Commissar Raege, the mentor of Commissar Fuklaw. Bravo sir.[/quote]
Would you like to know more? click here[/quote]

I am Vargtass and I approve this message.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=Dutch508][quote=Soladrin]I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail. [/quote]

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is teh ghey.[/quote]

You know, I can't even think of a response to this... your ludicrous levels of stupid have sapped me of all my remarks.

Okay, people, if one more person decides that this discussion, which was settled days ago, needs to be brought up again, I'm just gonna start reporting everyone, cause this is just getting stupid.

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MasterDRD — GMT

I don't think that had anything to do with the earlier argument thingy... Seems like straight-up trolling to me.

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Soladrin — GMT

Yea, trolling by bringing up something that is both off-topic and has been settled.

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=Dutch508][quote=Soladrin]I know it's supposed to be a pun, I'm not missing the point, I just think the point is made of fail. [/quote]

I think you are made of fail...and your skorpien is teh ghey.[/quote]

You know, I can't even think of a response to this... your ludicrous levels of stupid have sapped me of all my remarks.

Okay, people, if one more person decides that this discussion, which was settled days ago, needs to be brought up again, I'm just gonna start reporting everyone, cause this is just getting stupid. [/quote]

Sorry- I was gone to the field for two weeks and was catching up. I did fail to deploy sarcasm tags.

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Soladrin — GMT

So you just respond to things without reading on?

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Dutch508 — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]So you just respond to things without reading on? [/quote]

What I did was open the forum to the last message I had read and then moved forward, making a comment on that particular message, not looking at the date of the message. I have no idea of whatever drama you guys were having prior, and simply attempted a humorous comment- and obviously failed. Sorry.

Sent you a pm saying sorry as well. I shall attempt to not comment on threads older than 1 day in the future.

dutch

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CitizenPrime — GMT

Please. Please. Please.

Stop having this pointless argument. I begged the MODs to unlock this thread, as it is soooo awesome. But if you don't drop this bickering, it will get locked for good.

Please.

If you don't have something cool to contribute. Shut up. I don't care how far you can piss.

Take some Midol and get over it.

I want to see alot more funny warhammer pictures!!

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MasterDRD — GMT

He has a chainsaw on his gun, guys... You should do what he says.

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy][quote=BaronIveagh]... at least, we haven't had the appearance of female space marines... yet...[/quote]

We had them on page 2 of the thread.

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I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!!

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Gorkamorka — GMT

[quote=Slarg232]
I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!![/quote]
"You know what they say about orks with big choppas..."
"No, what?"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

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gretar — GMT

[quote=Slarg232]
I would so buy like 10 of these to corrupt into slaneshies for my Chaos army

on a side note: do you know why the Ork carried two choppa's?

cuz two choppas iz two timez dah..... uh, iz lots more.... uh..... WAAAAAGH!![/quote]

Not sure how this post has anything to do with it , but this reminded me ofan old Ork joke i heard once . It goes :

The reason why orks almost always have red eyes, is very simple because of their un-earthly and disgusting diet, it causes a bad case of bowel unwillingness, so when they go to the bathroom (or whatever they use) they tend to push so hard that veins in their eyes tend to burst and that is the reason why orks can't shoot for sh*t and have red eyes.

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Terminus — GMT

There is no such thing as female Space Marines, as the gene seed is incompatible with their physiology.

You could say they are empowered by Chaos powers (much like Sororitas are empowered by their faith in the Emperor, except it's active all the time), or have undergone genetic and bionic enhancements similar to those of Imperial assassins and Bile's ...erm, patients. So in the wild and crazy world of 40K, chicks with SM-level stats are certainly feasible, they just can't be actual SMs fluff-wise. You could even use the Blood Angels codex, and say the Red Thirst is actually the Crimson Tide, and Black Rage is PMDD.

I once saw a beautiful Slaaneshi army that used converted Sororitas models, but the hard drive I had it saved on is long gone, and I can't find it on google. :(

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=Terminus]There is no such thing as female Space Marines, as the gene seed is incompatible with their physiology.

You could say they are empowered by Chaos powers (much like Sororitas are empowered by their faith in the Emperor, except it's active all the time), or have undergone genetic and bionic enhancements similar to those of Imperial assassins and Bile's ...erm, patients. So in the wild and crazy world of 40K, chicks with SM-level stats are certainly feasible, they just can't be actual SMs fluff-wise. You could even use the Blood Angels codex, and say the Red Thirst is actually the Crimson Tide, and Black Rage is PMDD.

I once saw a beautiful Slaaneshi army that used converted Sororitas models, but the hard drive I had it saved on is long gone, and I can't find it on google. :(
[/quote]

fluff be damned, i would still field this in my army if i could.

I was actually thinking about trying to figure out the rules for a Cultic Sororis army, where they summon deamons instead of have special powers, but decided against it. having to collect one army is good enough for me, thanks.

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KingCracker — GMT

Yea fluff is fun to read and all.....but according to fluff everyone is superman to the 10th power, and never looses and eats puppies. Female marines FTW

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MasterDRD — GMT

That model reminds me of Tali from Mass Effect (and especially 2), which gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling whenever I see it, and another related warm feeling... in my pants. I would buy 500 boxes if it became an actual model.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

But like Tali, we all ask this: WHAT THE HELL IS BEHIND THE MASK!!!!!!!

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MasterDRD — GMT

Human-shaped face, no hair, according to modders. Granted it would be very nice to be able to see her face (and hope she looks suitably "D'aawww!"), but it won't happen.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

Hmmmm, maby she's masterchief.

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Terminus — GMT

It's Samus, duh. 20 demerits for bringing up stupid Halo.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

ahhh, platformer shooters were always fun

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Someone mentioned Halo. Therefor I must...

[img]http://godmode.keenspot.com/comics/gm20070924.jpg[/img]

And someone needs to hammer out a boatload of them there resin space foxes. I'll buy a few squads.

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MasterDRD — GMT

Oh my sweet baby jesus... It... it makes perfect sense!

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Locclo — GMT

Mind. Blown.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

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mrwhoop — GMT

Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....

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children of filth — GMT

[quote=mrwhoop]Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....[/quote]

this thread will outlast time itself. we lucky few who were around at its creation will tell tales of its birth to our grandchildren and whole librarys will be filled with information about the greatest thread of all.

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Vargtass — GMT

Well, how long was it since space marines had penises? Rogue Trader I think. So whatever you do, male or female space marine, their gender will be biologically asexual and only male/female in a social sense.

I say feck all this, let's go back to the Rogue Trader days when Space Marines banged space elves and arm wrestled orks! AND SQUATS! AND NO GRIM DARK! AND... OH SHI*BLAM*

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/8/83/HeresyStamp.png[/img]

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swordman600 — GMT

this thread is chaos approved so no need for the heresy seal
btw who would win in this fight
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN

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KingDeath — GMT

[quote=swordman600]this thread is chaos approved so no need for the heresy seal
btw who would win in this fight
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN[/quote]

No need to debate. One of the two forgot to wear a helmet....

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Vargtass — GMT

Terran Marine (like everything else Blizzard) is a rip-off. It'll be cleansed.

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FeistierErmine — GMT

[quote=children of filth][quote=mrwhoop]Oddly enough this entire thread has stayed on topic on how people are killing Wh 40k.

You have the silly pics, petty arguments/insults, mod locked/unlocked/relocked and last warning. There's fluff discussions which degrade into it can't, it could, who cares I'd buy it.

And of course it just marches on....[/quote]

this thread will outlast time itself. we lucky few who were around at its creation will tell tales of its birth to our grandchildren and whole librarys will be filled with information about the greatest thread of all.[/quote]

I think that in the grimdark of the 41st millennium this thread is actually what the eldar have locked away in the Black Library. It will eventually be filled with such a high concentration of awesome and so much vitriolic trolling that it will be sealed in the webway lest its overwhelming power awaken all the Necrons in the galaxy who will rise up and destroy all life just so that the thread will finally die.

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Soladrin — GMT

40K marine would win, Terran marines aren't genhanced. Nor do they have swords..

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KingDeath — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]40K marine would win, Terran marines aren't genhanced. Nor do they have swords..[/quote]

But they have the sense to wear helmets

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CadianXV — GMT

[quote=children of filth]this thread will outlast time itself. [/quote]
Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=KingDeath]

No need to debate. One of the two forgot to wear a helmet.... [/quote]

In the Dark Grimness of the Grimdark farfuture, your skull has a built-in helmet. The other helmet is optional

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Aduro — GMT

Well given that the Terran is aiming his gun into the Marine's armor chest plate, while the Marine is pointing his thru the vision slit into the Terran's FACE, I think the Marine's got it handled.

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ihatehumans — GMT

Terran Marines have a life expectancy on the battlefield by mere seconds... a Space Marine must see many battles before he can even wear power armor, and some Space Marines have seen more wars than have all Terran Marines... ever... have fought in.

TBTH I would say a Terran Marine has the stats line of a Storm Trooper at best, and the fluff of a Guardsman. While in Starcraft a Space Marine would probably stand up to a Goliath AT LEAST!

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Slarg232 — GMT

hey, can anyone point me to the cultist chan and that one with the female inquisitor comics? I havent seen them before, but thats odd, because it wouldve taken some sort of tactical genius....

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Slarg232]hey, can anyone point me to the cultist chan and that one with the female inquisitor comics? I havent seen them before, but thats odd, because it wouldve taken some sort of tactical genius....[/quote]

CREEEEEEED!!!!!

Mr Culexus on DeviantArt.

Also this thread is quite minimalist compared to earlier threads (like the "Randomness"-thread). This one is just more compact, destilled into pure 40k funnays.

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Terje-Tubby — GMT

[quote=CadianXV][quote=children of filth]this thread will outlast time itself. [/quote]
Forgive me, but I've heard those words before.

There was a more legendary thread before this mere fledgling was even a tear in the OP's eye. A thread of titanic proportions, which changed the way Warhammer has been viewed forever. A thread so epic, that the entire content of this thread was covered in the opening post.

I dare not speak its name, but its deeds reverberate through Dakka, tales of Femmarines doing battle with Tactical Geniuses, of Squats returning to their rightful place, and the Final conflict with the feared Mods, in which it died for us, so that its deeds would be forever remembered.[/quote]
...Can you get me a link?

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shas'o vera — GMT

oh, my god, thie thread is such a win that its a fail

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metallifan — GMT

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Snikkyd — GMT

If only there was a "Legendary Threads" Thread. That would be insane. Almost as much as this thread which I give this.

[img]http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg[/img]

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Dutch508 — GMT

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CountCross — GMT

[quote=Vargtass]Terran Marine (like everything else Blizzard) is a rip-off. It'll be cleansed.[/quote]

GW isn't exactly a bastion of originality either.

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crazypsyko666 — GMT

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Lord of battles — GMT

Yes I cried for seven days and seven nights when it was locked...

(where do I know that from?)

(DAMN YOU SIMPSONS!!!!!)

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=Snikkyd]If only there was a "Legendary Threads" Thread. That would be insane. Almost as much as this thread which I give this.

[img]http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/AwesomeThread.jpg[/img][/quote]

Long Live Calvin and Hobbes

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swordman600 — GMT

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Terminus — GMT

[quote=Vargtass]Terran Marine (like everything else Blizzard) is a rip-off. It'll be cleansed.[/quote]
Yes, they are ripping off Starship Troopers just like GW did for their Space Marines.

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swordman600 — GMT

if the terrans are the space marines, the nids are the zerg. then what is the protoss?

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Soladrin — GMT

Warhammer 40k and Warhammer FB were the direct inspirations for Starcraft and warcraft, and they were both actually developed for GW, but when Blizzard turned the Alpha versions over to GW they gave them the thumbs down and thus they made it their own franchise. GW then dragged Blizzard before the judge, though the actual result of this lawsuit was never made public, common rumor says Blizzard had to pay GW royalties for their intellectual property. Rumor has it that with the success of WoW GW finally payed this off, and thus finally owns the freedom to do with the franchise as they see fit, this is also rumored to be the reason why it took so long to take Starcraft 2 into developement.

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swordman600 — GMT

ok befor we get shut down again i think it's time to get back on topic(somewhat)

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Soladrin — GMT

Swordman600 if you'r interested in the Stacraft - Warhammer 40k thing, I can link you a nice article.

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LunaHound — GMT

Both Blizzard and GW have done their part in copying other's concept designs.

The real shame and embarrassment is us claiming it didnt happen or point fingers who copied who first.

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]Swordman600 if you'r interested in the Stacraft - Warhammer 40k thing, I can link you a nice article.[/quote]
please and thank you =)

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Captain Shrike — GMT

On topic:

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/c1/LCB_DOOOOOOOOM_RIDERRRRRRR.png[/img]

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/26/Shoo_Fly_by_IronShrineMaiden.jpg[/img]

and finnally(not)
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/6/6a/Culexus_LOLWUT.jpg[/img]

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Captain Shrike — GMT

--post removed by me so I dont get in trouble.--

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Terminus — GMT

WTF is the Culexus holding? Looks like a Behelit stone. Yeah, Apostles are just what we need in 40K, we don't have enough malevolent entities.

Kudos on the Event Horizon quote, though.

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H.B.M.C. — GMT

It's the giant pear with a mouth.

That's not really an explanation and won't help you understand it... but it's what it is.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

Imperial Gaurd:

private-"how'd you know wee would win?'

Commissar-"Simple private, they could't shoot, I stuffed all our men down the enemies guns, then, I let the tanks do the work."

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[quote=Captain Shrike]Imperial Gaurd:

private-"how'd you know wee would win?'

Commissar-"Simple private, they could't shoot, I stuffed all our men down the enemies guns, then, I let the tanks do the work." [/quote]

Zapp Brannigan couldn't have thought a better strategy, himself!

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[quote=Zapp Brannigan]The Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. You see, the Killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.[/quote]

The quintessential IG commander, right there.

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Corvus — GMT

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH :3

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Corvus — GMT

Contributing

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Soladrin — GMT

Awesome
[img]http://www.gamereplays.org/starcraft2/portals.php?show=page&name=how_warhammer40k_inspired_starcraft&st=0[/img]
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DEATH89 — GMT

That chaplain in the crozius picture is badass, but the one I want to convert is the MJ necron

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Vargtass — GMT

[img]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/346/8/3/Serving_Gods__Khorne_by_Mr_Culexus.jpg[/img]

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=Soladrin]Awesome[img]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f105/hephesto555666/funny/190.jpg[/img][/quote]

This...is so much funnier that it used to be.

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

LLF wins this portion of the thread.

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ultramarines[/url]

Cue nerdrage.

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Kogwar — GMT

[quote=swordman600]this thread is chaos approved so no need for the heresy seal
btw who would win in this fight
LET THE DEBATE BEGIN[/quote]
The space marine he is a captain he has an iron halo and a better gun

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ginger_nid_dude — GMT

Did anyone else read that commissar picture's caption wrong or is it just me?

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=ginger_nid_dude]Did anyone else read that commissar picture's caption wrong or is it just me?[/quote]

[img]http://knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg[/img]

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Macok — GMT

[img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8185/1175618213871.jpg[/img]

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Paladin Blake][url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ultramarines[/url]

Cue nerdrage.[/quote]

I lol'ed hard.

I love how the end of every paragraph was "The Ultramarines were conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurred."

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Lord of battles — GMT

Why does a lasgun go 2wee?

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Lord of battles]Why does a lasgun go 2wee?[/quote]

[img]http://blog.timesunion.com/inthemiddle/files/2007/08/becauseisaidsoposter1.jpg[/img]

Also, Sold, you might want to re-examine that pic, and possibly note the posting violation in it before the thread gets the slammer again.

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Nightrave — GMT

i got to ask Lord of battles, can you post your avatar pic here? or send it to me? i really wanna see it larger then ya know, avatar size and i think it looks cool

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Terminus — GMT

[quote=metallifan][quote=Paladin Blake][url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ultramarines[/url]

Cue nerdrage.[/quote]

I lol'ed hard.

I love how the end of every paragraph was "The Ultramarines were conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurred." [/quote]
Not every paragraph. There were those two or three paragraphs where they were around and got the shit kicked out of them.

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metallifan — GMT

Either way, it was either "They weren't there" or "They got obliterated completely."

It made me feel all warm and fuzzy and happy inside.

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Soladrin — GMT

What violation?

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metallifan — GMT

Bottom left. Look harder.

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=metallifan]Bottom left. Look harder. [/quote]

I don't get it...

Also, original
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/7/7e/Lolcrontroll.jpg[/img]
We all know Necrons don't talk... <,<

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metallifan — GMT

Guys, really. Watch the vulgarity in the pictures if you don't want this thing to get clamped again.

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Zathras — GMT

[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/HeroesAtWork/Calgar_playa.jpg[/img]

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MasterDRD — GMT

I'm starting to think we should maybe lift the 'ban' on certain words frequently seen in humor threads. Not every swearword known to man, obviously, but it seems a bit too 'NERF-Staircase' (read: overprotective) that we can't use the 6 classic swears; f*ck, sh*t, a$5, b*tch, damn, and hell. I'm not going to post a list of arguments and I'm not trying to derail the thread with another debate. But I personally think it's pretty stupid, and an exception should be made.

On a somewhat related note, maybe we should add "(Humor Thread)" to the thread's name. Not really necessary and not particularly important unless the above suggestion is passed, but why not?

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Vargtass — GMT

[color=red] Load of forum rule breaking crap removed.[/color]

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xblackdog — GMT

[IMG]http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/xblackdog/40kEldar.jpg[/IMG]

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Captain Shrike — GMT

[quote=xblackdog][IMG]http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m341/xblackdog/40kEldar.jpg[/IMG] [/quote]

mmmmm...... they taste like fruit.....

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Iron_Chaos_Brute — GMT

[quote=Vargtass][quote=metallifan]Guys, really. Watch the vulgarity in the pictures if you don't want this thing to get clamped again.[/quote]

What, this thread is only now a depravity because I and Sold posted pictures with mild profanity in them? And of all the words, shit is suppose to be going over the line? Bullshit is what I say to that, that word is in every ten-year-old's vocabulary, it won't hurt anyone. Now, back on topic:

You just have to love Idranel for grabbing the bull of LCB by the horn... ^^
[/quote]
Buddy, you're staring right down a long suspension with this.

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Aduro — GMT

[quote=Vargtass]What, this thread is only now a depravity because I and Sold posted pictures with mild profanity in them? And of all the words, gak is suppose to be going over the line? bs is what I say to that, that word is in every ten-year-old's vocabulary, it won't hurt anyone. Now, back on topic: [/quote]

With any luck, they only ban You, and not lock the thread, like they have many others in the past because people like you can't seem to follow the very simple rules for posting on these forums.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

Necron Troll for the win.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=Aduro][quote=Vargtass]What, this thread is only now a depravity because I and Sold posted pictures with mild profanity in them? And of all the words, gak is suppose to be going over the line? bs is what I say to that, that word is in every ten-year-old's vocabulary, it won't hurt anyone. Now, back on topic: [/quote]

With any luck, they only ban You, and not lock the thread, like they have many others in the past because people like you can't seem to follow the very simple rules for posting on these forums.[/quote]

He has a point though... BTW I didn't even notice I posted any "profanity" cause most of those any child hears on a daily basis (not to speak of adults) American cencoreship ftw!

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Sanctjud — GMT

Overgeneralization isn't getting you anywhere and is not a solid defense.

Just because kids see profanity everyday doesn't mean it's ok to post it here.

There are forum rules and as friendly as the mods are here, there is a line.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=Aduro][quote=Vargtass]What, this thread is only now a depravity because I and Sold posted pictures with mild profanity in them? And of all the words, gak is suppose to be going over the line? bs is what I say to that, that word is in every ten-year-old's vocabulary, it won't hurt anyone. Now, back on topic: [/quote]

With any luck, they only ban You, and not lock the thread, like they have many others in the past because people like you can't seem to follow the very simple rules for posting on these forums.[/quote]

He has a point though... BTW I didn't even notice I posted any "profanity" cause most of those any child hears on a daily basis (not to speak of adults) American cencoreship ftw![/quote]

Personally, I have no problem with cursing myself. I could care less about the extensiveness of someone's exotic vocabulary. But rules are rules. Plus, just because kids hear it doesn't mean it's acceptable to use it in their presence. I don't go off swearing in front of my neighbor's 5 year old kid, even though she knows a few more words than someone her age should.

It's not a question of censorship. That has nothing to do with it. It's about being a mature adult, and being able to see when certain behavior is unacceptable

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Volkov — GMT

The emperor demands moar funny pictures!

Or MULTILAZORZ!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Paladin Blake][url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ultramarines[/url]

Cue nerdrage.[/quote]

ZOMG that is so true! Damn the Smurfs. (Artillery, target grid location 27.5 by 19.56 Rolling barrage on my mark. Time to make some blueberry pie.)

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SirRouga — GMT

I'm pretty sure one of these was posted already but since they best come in a set I'm posting both! Wish I could remember where I got them through. :(

[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/Lichw0lf/Warhammer/Other/Plushie.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y63/Lichw0lf/Warhammer/Other/DSCF1953.jpg[/IMG]

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Sanctjud — GMT

All it needs now are captions with "Nom nom nom" on the Zoe...and the SMurf...it should have been an Angry Marine.

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Corvus — GMT

PICS FOR THE PIC GOD

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Asherian Command — GMT

Lol.
Anyway this thread is HERSEY!
[IMG]http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/171240-albums2407-picture25976.png[/IMG]
A NEW THING IS COMING!
[IMG]http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/members/171240-albums2407-picture24243.jpg[/IMG]

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Happygrunt — GMT

[quote=Paladin Blake][url]http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ultramarines[/url]

Cue nerdrage.[/quote]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Paladin Blake — GMT

[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091126021215/uncyclopedia/images/0/00/Ultrasoap.jpg[/img]

[img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100103193925/uncyclopedia/images/6/6f/1262547100882.jpg[/img]

[img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071012080435/uncyclopedia/images/a/a9/Kitty40k.jpg[/img]

I'm sure most, if not all of these are duplicates. Such is life.

[size=9]Automatically Appended Next Post:[/size]
[img]http://labs.cybozu.co.jp/blog/akky/4chan.jpg[/img]

Also, I come bringing 81 pages of locked Dakka goodness.

[url]http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/208316.page[/url]

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swordman600 — GMT

dude you moron you just opened up a holy thread of chaos, and the emperor TO THE PUBLIC..... how could you

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Gitzbitah — GMT

Thank you, Paladin Blake! Its even funnier when its forbidden nonsense.

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Dutch508 — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/21/PissCanBloom.jpg[/img]

wrong- on so many levels.

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Asherian Command — GMT

Reminds me of Politics.

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/7/21/43780_md-Freeboota,%20Humor,%20Kaptin,%20Orks,%20Warhammer%2040,000,%20Webzine.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/uploads/1184480485/med_gallery_4325_1194_38442.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/uploads/1184480485/med_gallery_4325_1194_9322.jpg[/img]
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/52/183547757_fdc63c6b99.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/29/633818882179572815-wewillchangeyou.jpg[/img]

@ Corvus-Where did you get that classy marine picture? I think you may have just chosen my next army for me!

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Asherian Command — GMT

lol i love that. Classy Marines! The Next CODEX!

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Little lord Fauntleroy]

@ Corvus-Where did you get that classy marine picture? I think you may have just chosen my next army for me![/quote]

I found it in the dark depths of 4chan, specifically in /tg/ where all the 40k players go to troll each other and rage. BEWARE

/tg/ has created many homebrew Chapters, the most notworthy are:
Angry Marines (duh)
Pretty Marines
Manly Marines
Scary Marines
Classy Marines
Practical Marines
Adeptus Orthodonticus
Lazy Marines
Sleepy Marines

only the Angry Marines see much use tho

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Sanctjud — GMT

[quote=Corvus]
BEWARE
[/quote]

*WARNING* *WARNING* HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT!!

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MasterDRD — GMT

Hey, it's nowhere near as bad as /b/... If you avoid the sex-related channels and /b/, you'll generally be ok. /tg/ is considered NSFW, but since all pics have to be related to traditional gaming there's a lot less porn/etc. than you'd expect from a 4chan channel.

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swordman600 — GMT

looking at 1d4chan.com i was browsing stuff at random and i fall at the imperial guard section.
i see the pictures that and it makes me wanna start the army now look

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Black Antelope — GMT

[quote=MasterDRD]Hey, it's nowhere near as bad as /b/... If you avoid the sex-related channels and /b/, you'll generally be ok. [b]/tg/ is considered NSFW[/b], but since all pics have to be related to traditional gaming there's a lot less porn/etc. than you'd expect from a 4chan channel.[/quote]

Wait. There are 4chan channels that ARE SFW?

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PukeNut — GMT

I don't think these have been posted in here. . .

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/SgRi3lokfcI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/ukoJG8WILb4/s400/table-top-gaming.jpg[/img]

[img]http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictures/Demotivational%20Posters/warhammer-40k-dance.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0910/segway-rough-riders-imperial-guard-warhammer-40k-segway-roug-demotivational-poster-1255553637.jpg[/img]

[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/30/633898916867269765-Chaos.jpg[/img]

[img]http://poots.com/card/images/img_85.jpg[/img]

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Ravajaxe — GMT

The last is quite old, but it's pure genius.
The little mini's are from Epic (6mm) level of detail is sick !

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Black Antelope][quote=MasterDRD]Hey, it's nowhere near as bad as /b/... If you avoid the sex-related channels and /b/, you'll generally be ok. [b]/tg/ is considered NSFW[/b], but since all pics have to be related to traditional gaming there's a lot less porn/etc. than you'd expect from a 4chan channel.[/quote]

Wait. There are 4chan channels that ARE SFW?[/quote]

no there are not. You never know when the /b/tards will raid other boards and spam them with gay porn. Also, avoid /4/chan altogether on anytime even REMOTELY close to friday, which on 4chan is Furry Friday, which is basically where gratuitous furry porn threads are spammed incessantly. Bottom line, if you are in any way easily offended, grossed out, or flat out disturbed, STAY AWAY FROM 4CHAN IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

In reply to the question posed on Swordy's last picture, I'd shoot the reasonable marine. Because there just comes a time when battle armour needs no tactical sneak up sense, and this is SPESS MEHREENS!!! we're talking about, not some sneaky ork

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

...the whole point of the picture was that you can't SEE the reasonable marine. As far as you know the only target out there for you is that big, blue clown.

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Precisely. Spess mahreens don't belong in the shade; they gotta get some tans. If I wanted some sneaking about I'd just send in the ever expendable scouts/ IG to smoke out the area. 'Sides, if someone's taking pop shots at me in the forest, once I burn down the trees, "WHERE'S YOUR FOREST EMPRA NOW???"

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=PukeNut]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/30/633898916867269765-Chaos.jpg[/img][/quote]

I could swear that pose is ripped from some drawing of Nel from Bleach that I've seen...

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leoaeris6789 — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh][quote=PukeNut]
[img]http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/9/30/633898916867269765-Chaos.jpg[/img][/quote]

I could swear that pose is ripped from some drawing of Nel from Bleach that I've seen...[/quote]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/TITTY_MONSTER

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swordman600 — GMT

[quote=Lord Kaesar II]Precisely. Spess mahreens don't belong in the shade; they gotta get some tans. If I wanted some sneaking about I'd just send in the ever expendable scouts/ IG to smoke out the area. 'Sides, if someone's taking pop shots at me in the forest, once I burn down the trees, "WHERE'S YOUR FOREST EMPRA NOW???"[/quote]
ok really..... the point of the picture is that a reasonable marine would not be out in the open EVEN though hes a "spess mahreen" where as an ultramarine would be like "HERE I AM, IM GONNA KILL YOU BEFOR YOU KILL ME" and not think anything through where as the reasonable marine would be like "dont be in plain sight, assess the threat, solve it in a nonviolent way first, if that fails then solve in a violent way."

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Cheese Elemental — GMT

Guys, keep the NSFW material to yourselves, eh? This is why all the humour threads get locked.

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Alpharius — GMT

ANOTHER REMINDER:

Posting pictures that contain expletives?

Yeah, that will get you in trouble too.

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Corvus — GMT

COMMENCING IMAGE DUMP

KNEEL IN AWE OF MY GREATNESS

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LunaHound — GMT

In harmony o loveee
[img]http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6649/1269055461172.jpg[/img]

[i]Unicorn image removed by Mod Kilkrazy as it contains a rude word.[/i]

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Corvus — GMT

Also, time for DA REAL WURLD 40K, because I seem to remember someone requesting the rest of them after the intro strip was posted earlier in the thread.
Anyway, enjoy (note, this is not all of them, and they are in no real order. But they are funny)

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Gorkamorka — GMT

*Picture with expletive*
*Mod deletes picture and reminds thread about rules against such pictures*
*One post later, Lunahound posts picture with the same expletive plainly visible in 3" high letters*

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/silvermk2/Smilies/facepalm.gif[/IMG]

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Aduro — GMT

At least the mods are getting better about just deleting the offending images/posts from individuals rather than punishing the masses that do follow the rules by locking the entire thread.

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Kilkrazy — GMT

I'm glad someone remembers the rules.

Thank you.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

*sigh* I remember the good old days... when posts were deleted for containing offensive words like 'squat'... admittedly that was over on GWs board, but still...

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Morgrim — GMT

[quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2010/3/19/34a9493dd35cfb944e01e1f8c8be755d_25121.jpg__thumb[/img][/quote]

See GW, this is how you do a female guardsman that looks plausible.

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

[quote=Morgrim][quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2010/3/19/34a9493dd35cfb944e01e1f8c8be755d_25121.jpg__thumb[/img][/quote]

See GW, this is how you do a female guardsman that looks plausible. [/quote]
So, a female guardsman will plausibly have a spot in her helmet for her ponytail to come out, hmmmm?

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=Lord Kaesar II][quote=Morgrim][quote][img]http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2010/3/19/34a9493dd35cfb944e01e1f8c8be755d_25121.jpg__thumb[/img][/quote]

See GW, this is how you do a female guardsman that looks plausible. [/quote]
So, a female guardsman will plausibly have a spot in her helmet for her ponytail to come out, hmmmm?[/quote]

Good, i wasn't the only one annoyed by that.

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metallifan — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]...the whole point of the picture was that you can't SEE the reasonable marine. As far as you know the only target out there for you is that big, blue clown.[/quote]

*Raises hand* Am I special for seeing the regular marine first then?

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Kilkrazy — GMT

You're always special to us.

Japanese samurai used to put their ponytail out through a hole in their helmet.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[quote=Lord Kaesar II] [b]"WHERE'S YOUR FOREST EMPRA NOW???" [/b][/quote]

While the rest of your post made absolutely no sense at all,[b] this [/b]was pretty funny.

@Corvus: "...killed their groove." Made my day.

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Soladrin — GMT

Female guardsman, is not a samurai.

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Emperors Faithful — GMT

[img]http://th02.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/338/e/c/Female_samurai_class_by_shonensan.jpg[/img]

Female Samurai, not a guardsman.

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Gorkamorka — GMT

[quote=Soladrin][quote=Lord Kaesar II]
So, a female guardsman will plausibly have a spot in her helmet for her ponytail to come out, hmmmm?[/quote]

Good, i wasn't the only one annoyed by that. [/quote]
Are you implying that the IG wouldn't reuse a helmet with a bolter-sized hole from where the previous owner bought it?

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Soladrin — GMT

Nope, no one would bother to pick it up.

And everyone knows anyone that matters doesn't wear a helmet.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

From the Depths of 4chan he rides...

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232657203475.jpg[/img]

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232656933130.jpg[/img]

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232671528050.jpg[/img]

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232670087273.gif[/img]

[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232675070677.png[/img]

Edit: I'll toss in one more:

[img]http://4chanarchive.org/images/tg/1418311/1206668088548.jpg[/img]

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Soladrin — GMT

This generates epic levels of RAGE.

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Corvus — GMT

[quote=Emperors Faithful]

@Corvus: "...killed their groove." Made my day.[/quote]

Happy to help, my friend

@ BaronIveagh: WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!?!?!?!?!

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BaronIveagh — GMT

Well, we've had Cultist-chan all over the place... soo....

And it's even on topic! (Since a lot of people would list the Female Space Marine as something destroying 40k... though personally I think it makes more sense then the fluff reason they cannot be.)

And we all know Samus would be a badass Primarch.... ROFL.

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MasterDRD — GMT

Hot. FYI, the female Space Wolf is Horo, who many speculate is actually Leman Russ after [s]his[/s] her many years in the Eye of Terror. Guess what primarchs, you now have a hot sister. And she produces FEMALE GENESEED. Que massive, raging [s]hardon[/s] NERDRAGE!

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Snikkyd — GMT

[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs39/f/2008/356/1/8/Adeptus_Custodes_by_SanguineAngel.jpg[/img]

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Captain Shrike — GMT

Google fooo

[img]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/mamba2005/Warhammer%2040K/FemaleChaos.jpg[/img]

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Luke_Prowler — GMT

RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUT! YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR!

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]
[img]http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3486601/images/1232675070677.png[/img]
[img]http://4chanarchive.org/images/tg/1418311/1206668088548.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

first one is awesome, second one made me lol, so much

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Captain Shrike — GMT

1d4chan FTW!!!!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/7/74/SuiseisororitasHQ.JPG[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/ed/Anonymarines_vs_furries.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/3/31/Exterminatus.jpg[/img]

I got nuthin against furries(elbows Grey Knight)

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/fb/Banshee_x_Tau.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/5/52/1220179589932.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/2d/1227373581722.gif[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/8/81/Motivator6645769.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/a/aa/1227223498011.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/fe/IG_%281%29.jpg[/img]

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Cheesepie — GMT

Damn?

(Referring 4chan female related objects of course)

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Captain Shrike — GMT

lasgun.......

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/7/73/AdeptusOrthodontus_vs_CSM.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/c/cd/Nottoothfairy.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/b/b0/C_TS.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/7/79/Manly_marine.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/e/ee/1207616355827.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/d/dc/Ripsquats.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/8/8b/1229675685738.jpg[/img]

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BaronIveagh — GMT

From the people who brought us the hot tech preist and the IG chick above....

[img]http://pds12.egloos.com/pds/200906/01/93/e0036693_4a233ecf52594.jpg[/img]

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Edit: found some more:

[img]http://pds8.egloos.com/pds/200801/23/93/e0036693_47974ede4462b.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pds8.egloos.com/pds/200801/19/93/e0036693_47915d9de4b32.jpg[/img]
[img]http://pds7.egloos.com/pds/200801/17/93/e0036693_478f22ed2461d.jpg[/img]

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gretar — GMT

[quote=Captain Shrike]1d4chan FTW!!!!
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/a/aa/1227223498011.jpg[/img]

Am I wierd for saying "wow , thats a nice heavybolter" before actually getting an erection from the IG ?

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Caelun Niveus — GMT

[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4450023863_ddf4094be7_b.jpg[/img]

Even in death, I still sell.
[img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4450015129_912332bd41_o.png[/img]

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Ribon Fox — GMT

[quote=Caelun Niveus][img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4450023863_ddf4094be7_b.jpg[/img][/quote]

Now thats a cool Pic......might just try making her

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Vargtass — GMT

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I [size=9]RETURN FROM MY PUNISHMENT TO REPENT MY SINS[/size]... H[size=9]EY, SINCE WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO 40K PLAYBOY[/size]?!

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[quote=Luke_Prowler]RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUT! YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR![/quote]

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Shaman — GMT

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/siglictor.gif[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268819221910.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268464454948.jpg[/IMG]

Man this thread delivered stuff I ain't seen before!

Thats as cool as this guy..

[IMG]http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a445/mabbon/1268436142831.gif[/IMG]

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Lord Kaesar II — GMT

Adeptus Orthodontus: Fighting the scum of the Imperium, one mouth at a time.

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Kasrkin Jack — GMT

ah, nevermind

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Corvus — GMT

@ Rainbow girlie-cron

Y WUD U DO DIS TING!?!?!?

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reds8n — GMT

[color=red][u]Another[/u] and final warning.

NO pictures with profanity in them and don't use the forums attachment system to host the "amusing" pictures you want to post.

Ta.[/color]

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Vargtass — GMT

Ok, now I want to know exactly what picture offended the mods. Is if the gory ones, the schmexy ones or have I just missed an image with ****, ****, *** or ***** *** **** ****** in it?

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swordman600 — GMT

yea we only got like 1 or 2 more pages to go
OK GUYS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IT'S OUR FINAL STAND!!!!!

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Also please note that this thread is for silly pictures of [u]things which are helping kill 40K.[/u]

It is not for serious pictures or completely OT pictures like someone sliding down some stairs.

There are other threads for those kind of pictures.

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Ribon Fox — GMT

Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their furry down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods

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Little lord Fauntleroy — GMT

[quote=Ribon Fox]Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their [b]furry[/b] down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods [/quote]

This is either planned, or quite possibly one of the funniest errors ever.

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Ribon Fox — GMT

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]From the people who brought us the hot tech preist and the IG chick above....

[img]http://pds12.egloos.com/pds/200906/01/93/e0036693_4a233ecf52594.jpg[/img][/quote]

I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.

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Ribon Fox — GMT

[quote=Slarg232]I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.[/quote]
Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point
[img]http://img.moronail.net/img/0/3/1603.jpg[/img]

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]Also please note that this thread is for silly pictures of [u]things which are helping kill 40K.[/u]

It is not for serious pictures or completely OT pictures like someone sliding down some stairs.

There are other threads for those kind of pictures.[/quote]

What, like this?

[quote=Ribon Fox][quote=Slarg232]I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.[/quote]
Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point
[img]http://img.moronail.net/img/0/3/1603.jpg[/img][/quote]

This should be ok, since it is refering to the female Space Marines. Also, there were 40k images before that sliding thing, he just used it as a comparing note for how awesome another thing W40k related was. Not questioning the on topic/off topic content, because if we go by that standard most threads for 40k humour would have been out on the ass way earlier than they were. Anyway, this isn't funny, so everyone, proceed.

[quote=Ribon Fox]Be careful Vargtass, you may bring their [b]furry[/b] down upon you for questioning the Inqu...ermm...the mods [/quote]

I don't know, if the mods start throwing [b]furrys[/b] at me I am more worried about the concussion it is gonna give me. As for their fury I already got that, why do you think I haven't posted in three days?

Also I am not afraid of them, they can shove... OH SH*BLAM*

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

[IMG]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/488/40kcatgirlbyexpiredpops.png[/IMG]

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Klawz — GMT

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BaronIveagh — GMT

[quote=Kilkrazy]Not sure if we've had this before but it is appropriate here:

[IMG]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/488/40kcatgirlbyexpiredpops.png[/IMG][/quote]

From the people who brought you Space Wolves and Femarines, it's..

Furry Marines.

Let Mortal Kombat BEGIN!

(Now see, do Female Space Marines look so bad now???)

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Slarg232 — GMT

[quote=Ribon Fox][quote=Slarg232]I would like to say that this is the reason there are no women Space Marines/Chaos Space Marines, everyone expects them to be half undressed, which just isnt practical in combat.[/quote]
Ah but the laws of armour dictate that the higher a female's armour class the less she has to have on for it to be effective
Here is a pic to prove the point
[img]http://img.moronail.net/img/0/3/1603.jpg[/img][/quote]

thats a video game law, not a wargaming law (though my knowledge of such is rusty).

[img]http://www.tsoalr.com/wordpress/comics/2003-10-09-012_soda.gif[/img]

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Vargtass — GMT

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Captain Shrike — GMT

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/6/64/Prettydreadnought.jpg[/img]

mods throw furries I throw pretty marines

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DarkTraveler777 — GMT

Is being made of "100% pure mansauce" a good thing? Because if that is what GW puts in the plastic I think I want a refund...

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Captain Shrike — GMT

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahha...................

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InventionThirteen — GMT

Simple reply "Dude, who cares". It's a game...

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swordman600 — GMT

not fair it was warhammer and it was killing it what was wrong!!

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Soladrin — GMT

[img]http://alphavilleherald.com/images/2007-small/06/25/catruday_001.jpg[/img]

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Vargtass — GMT

[quote=Captain Shrike][img]http://1d4chan.org/images/4/42/1229746903774.jpg[/img][/quote]

Huzzah, you found the origin of my profile picture! I shall shower you in cookies and very handsome, manly sex!

Also I would like to recommend Deff Skwadron the graphic novel to anyone who likes pulp flying books like Biggles, anyone who has flying ork unit, anyone who has an ork vehicle (you will notice why when you reach Chapter 3: Da Big Push!) and anyone with the slightest sense of humour!

Now when I am done with that, why the hell is Mudkips and Slowpoke in the Fursecution Corps and why is Mudkips giving it in Slowpokes butt?

PS: The "sekret weapon" is even more awesome than that giant bomma and probably the greatest idea in all of orkydom.

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Ketara — GMT

So I heard you like mudkips Vargtass?

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Vargtass — GMT

[img]http://images.jkcreativephotography.com/MotivationalPosters/mudkips.jpg[/img]

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Soladrin — GMT

Axolotl ftw

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Vargtass — GMT

Ok, I'll stop posting here, apparently I am a bad influence on the whole thing. Good luck everyone!

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xblackdog — GMT

[color=red]
Yet more crap containing words and images we don't allow on the site deleted.

This is the last chance this thread will get.[/color]

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mrwhoop — GMT

Ok, seriously, whatever people keep posting that gets taken down is killing WH40k (I'm looking at you 4chan and deviant art). Yes, some of it is nice but those images are on those sites for a reason! This only reinforces my idea that the internet won't let me keep nice things. Like this thread. Cause this thread has been good to me and the laughs.

So anyhoo, here's another modded joke:

A Cardinal of the Ecclesiarchy dies and goes to wait for the final battle with the God-Emperor when a Saint approaches him. He tells the Cardinal that he is to be taken to reside in a home befitting his service in life. When they arrive they see a one room shack with no glass in the windows and the door is hanging on one hinge.

Before the man can voice his complaint a Guard chimera zooms by nearly hitting both the Cardinal and the Saint. They watch as it pulls up to a wonderous home with intricate carvings, glittering iconography and an impressive defense network.

Even more furious, the Cardinal exclaims "This is unacceptable!! In life I served for many years and rose to a prominent position! I dined with planetary governors and killed many of the Emperors' enemies and yet...and yet some GUARDSMAN lives in better accomadations than I?!"

"Well, you see" began the Saint "You see when you preached of the Glories of His Imperium you put people to sleep. But when that man transported his fellow guard to battle, they PRAYED!"

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PukeNut — GMT

[img]http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Space-Marines-Ethel1.jpg[/img]

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GeneralRetreat — GMT

HAHAHA Total Win! Looks like she's calling in the Orbital Bombardment. That Bingo Parlor will rue the day it crossed the line into gambling-heresy!

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Ribon Fox — GMT

[quote=PukeNut][img]http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Space-Marines-Ethel1.jpg[/img][/quote
Be mindful, that granny maybe an Inquisator or one of the eldist SOB ever seen

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Terminus — GMT

nm... too little too late.

And am I the only one who finds Ribon Fox's atrocious spelling way more offensive than any quantity of disgusting 4chan pr0n?

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Kilkrazy — GMT

Pah. I've seen far worse.

Luckily I now have the power of the Red Triangle.

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BaronIveagh — GMT

I think I've lost it. I've been trapped on the web too long to find either bad spelling OR 4chan pr0n offensive.

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Soladrin — GMT

[quote=BaronIveagh]I think I've lost it. I've been trapped on the web too long to find either bad spelling OR 4chan pr0n offensive. [/quote]

Amen. Everyone get's to that point some day...

Though I've never understood the grammar-lawyers...

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Corvus — GMT

Sigh...fething 4chan. Once upon a time furry pr0n shocked and appalled me with its disgustingness. Now everytime I see it I just go "oh look guys, its [i]this[/i] thread again" and ignore it.

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pops101 — GMT

what is 4 chan

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Gitzbitah — GMT

The abyss that waits in the bowels of the internet.

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Captain Shrike — GMT

[quote=Gitzbitah]The abyss that waits in the bowels of the internet.[/quote]

AND THERS ALWAYS MOREEEEEE!!!!

[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/f/f5/Fulgrim.png[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/2/27/Cuteid_%281%29.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/0/0e/1229672459390.jpg[/img]
[img]http://1d4chan.org/images/a/a8/Portal-cake.jpg[/img]

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Locclo — GMT

[quote=pops101]what is 4 chan [/quote]

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.

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DEATH89 — GMT

[quote=Locclo][quote=pops101]what is 4 chan [/quote]

You're better off not knowing. Trust me.[/quote]

Its safer that way

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Altanis — GMT

4chan: That which is seen cannot be unseen

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IvanTih — GMT

[quote=Altanis]4chan: That which is seen cannot be unseen[/quote]
The black abyss of damned and lost which wants to corrupt all of humanity.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=IvanTih][quote=Altanis]4chan: That which is seen cannot be unseen[/quote]
The black abyss of damned and lost which wants to corrupt all of humanity.[/quote]

im afraid we are already too late

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Gitzbitah — GMT

[quote=shas'o vera][quote=IvanTih][quote=Altanis]4chan: That which is seen cannot be unseen[/quote]
The black abyss of damned and lost which wants to corrupt all of humanity.[/quote]

im afraid we are already too late [/quote]

No matter how many furry images you may have seen, you are pure as the newfallen snow next those who have been touched by 4chan. If Slaanesh was a website, he would be 4chan. Keep in mind Slaanesh is not sexy, unless you're into 10' tall hermaphroditic goat creatures. In which case 4chan is where you belong.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Gitzbitah][quote=shas'o vera][quote=IvanTih][quote=Altanis]4chan: That which is seen cannot be unseen[/quote]
The black abyss of damned and lost which wants to corrupt all of humanity.[/quote]

im afraid we are already too late [/quote]

No matter how many furry images you may have seen, you are pure as the newfallen snow next those who have been touched by 4chan. If Slaanesh was a website, he would be 4chan. Keep in mind Slaanesh is not sexy, unless you're into 10' tall hermaphroditic goat creatures. In which case 4chan is where you belong.[/quote]

but whats so wrong about that?......

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DEATH89 — GMT

[quote=shas'o vera]
but whats so wrong about that?......
[/quote]

Well some narrow minded (read religious) types think its going to be your ticket to hell but then according to them we're all going there anyway for thinking nasty thoughts

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=DEATH89][quote=shas'o vera]
but whats so wrong about that?......
[/quote]

Well some narrow minded (read religious) types think its going to be your ticket to hell but then according to them we're all going there anyway for thinking nasty thoughts [/quote]

hmm, well thats why we have internet, to say that they are completely wrong, thank [removed by the mod....... ermm i mean the inquision] for this forum

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DEATH89 — GMT

Wooo! for bad thoughts,

Anyway I know its been posted already but I still cant believe how awesome this picture is
plus an unrelated one

Edit Arrrgggghhh!!!!

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Emperor Luigi — GMT

4chan isn't just Slaanesh, it's actually every Chaos God. They've got the epic perversion of Slaanesh, the evil scheming of Tzeentch, the unquenchable rage of Khorne, and they're all unwashed and unseemly like Nurgle.

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shas'o vera — GMT

[quote=Emperor Luigi]4chan isn't just Slaanesh, it's actually every Chaos God. They've got the epic perversion of Slaanesh, the evil scheming of Tzeentch, the unquenchable rage of Khorne, and they're all unwashed and unseemly like Nurgle.[/quote]

hmmm, and would you be an exihibit of this?

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reds8n — GMT

[color=red]Thread closed for repeated breaches of the posting rules despite many, many warnings.[/color]