http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/10.page JForum - http://www.jforum.net lols fly this rp is simple you are yourself. You can be traitor or Loyalist. Pretty much anything is fair, like Austrailian Football.

Shadowbrand strolled down the halls of "Pantera est" the flagship of the Metal marines. As Chief Librarian it was to make sure none of the Marines were doing anything lame and not metal.

To Shadowbrands side a small girl stood in a white dress shirt and a miniskirt. Shion spoke softly " Lord Shadowbrand I brought the torture device."

The twisted Librarian grined "good. the master will be most pleased"

The duo entered a dark room. Tied to a chair with his arm held out a Pretty marine screamed in fear.

"By the throne!!! what are you gonna do to me!!!??" *insane screaming* The marine began to smell the strange bacon like aroma Shadowbrand had around him.

"Is that.... bacon??"

-Shadowbrand grinned- Oh, and it's not what i'm going to do it's what my friend here will do.

-Shion sat the small device in and laced the Pretty Marines hand in, aligning his fingernails to a blade-

Shadowbrand began to laugh as his Familar snapped the blades tearing out the pretty marines painted fingernails.

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Headbanging with screams of agony in the background-

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"Kill me now!! nothing is worth watching my perfect body be destoryed before my eyes!!!!!"

Shadowbrand slowly aproached the Pretty Marine.

The Plague Sorceror held out a vial with a disgusting green fluid in it. Shadowbrand crammed it down the Marines throat.

He kicked and tried to spit it out but swallowed on accident. Shion stared in facisination as their prisoner deteorated into a fetid decayed corpse.

Shadowbrand nodded "Well that test was a success soon we can make bombs armed with this and blast the Istavaan system!!!"

".... That is if Clay Akien doesn't catch up to the Emperor first"

OOC
Clays the Primarch of the Pretty Marines.

The Metal marines primarch is soon to be reveled...

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He began to cough "aww feth this helmet is so hard to breathe in!!!"

Shion held the helmet and began to spit polish the eyes.

The corrupted sorcerers hair was tattered and greasy. His familar sat the helmet by his foot.

A hologram of a man in spikey power armor wearing a black cowl apeared.

"Shadowbrand... you are to attack the Pretty Marines and the Angry Marines on Istvaan."

He bowed at the sight of his Primarch "Yes Milordship" They gave the devil horns and started to pointlessly headbang.

Shion looked at her master. "Can I torture people?!?!?" she said with a vivid smile.

"Oh of cource my darling.... READY THE BLACK METAL LAND RAIDER!!!!!!!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1375783.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1375783.page GMT OOC.

Lol 50 views and no bites? oh well I got really bored and came up with a full story.

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Raising thier weapons, the two brothers gave voice to theier battlecry as the first salvo of missiles was launched towards the orbiting Metal Marines ship. "ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1381015.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1381015.page GMT
Two giant middle fingers in the air. "I wana rock!!!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1381793.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1381793.page GMT Raising his ancient power wrench Assbita, crafted for the Primarch by the Emprah himself, Chucke charged into the fray, his cry of "FETH THE SYSTEM! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!" mixing in with his brothers.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1382680.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1382680.page GMT
His familar ran behind him, tryign to use the bulking Space Marine as cover.

In the distance a great warrior in black and gray ornate spikey power armor looked on. Armed with a Morning star and a spikey club.

A hood covered the distant man's face but long black hair flowed out of the hood.


]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1383561.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1383561.page GMT Assbita down in a wide arc towards the heads of two metal marines. It smashed through both helmets, spraying blood and brains all over the Primarchs armour. Viens pulsing, Chucke screamed random expletives and leapt back into the melle, with a battlecry of "SUFFER NOT THE FURRY TO LIVE!" Four more traitors fell to his mighty wrench before the sky itslef cracked, and music echoed down from the heavens-"There is Fenris grim, His jaws are open wide, The serpent rises from the waves, Jormungandr twists and turns, mighty in his wrath, The eyes are full of primal hate!" Chucke knew that could only mean one thing.
Looking up, the Angry marine saw the "Pantera Est break the clouds, music pouring out of the grossly oversized amps mounted on it's sides, lasers firing on the planet below. The Primarch knew he had to act fast. Stopping only to flip the bird at the Battle barge, Cucke grabbed the nearby Vox, and tuning it to the Imperial fleet he yelled "WELL DON'T JUST SIT THERE YOU FETHERS! LAUNCH THE LITANITIES OF LITANITY'S LITANITY AND FINISH THE ASSGAKS!!!" His order was acknowleged, and in a few minutes a second ship entered orbit armed with a massive fist with two fingers raised on the prow and covered in more chainswords than could ever be nessarcery broke and returned fire on the Metal Marine's cruiser. Chucke laughed as he saw the carnage, but then a second, even more unpleasant sound reached his ears.
As the black metal was drowned out by Sunshine and Lollipops, Chucke looked towards the sky with a snarl. Such a girly song could only come from one legion. As the first of the angelic host descending from the air impacted with the enemy, the Primarch could only manage one sentence.
"FETHING PRETTY MARINES!"]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1383919.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1383919.page GMT
Shadowbrand looked at the hulking Angry Marine, prepared to die.

But before Chucke could swing his mighty assturner wrench.

There stood Shion protecting her master with her frail body her arms spread out.

Two big green eyes look sadly into chucks.

Shadowbrand had made his peace with the Chaos Gods as he saw his Primarch rocking out and thrashing Pretty Marines left right and center.

Manly tears fell from Shadowbrands hood.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1384087.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1384087.page GMT
A thunderclap echoed accrose the battlefield filled with fighting and dying marines. It was the honored guard of the primarch... AMON AMARTH!! Who were wielding flaming power el guitars.

Shocked by the apparance of the most manly of manly Terminators Chuck was sent in to shock.
The battle cry of the Terminators was heard over the sounds of battle.!

"You feel weak and scared
Fear has gripped your heart
You will soon be over run
You will soon be torn apart"



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In a almost cartoony fashion she peeled herself from the ground and pushed herself back into shape.

She looked at Shadowbrand with a wide grin of her bladed teeth.


"Owwww............."

Shadowbrand got to his feet. His Primarch was in danger a rainbow skittle beam mortally wounded Varg Vikerenes.

Shadowbrand dashed drawing his Plasma Pistol and blew a gaping superheated hole into a Pretty Marine.

He looked at Shadoowbrand "My faithful Apprentice tis but a scratch!!!"

Shadowbrand looked down. Varg spoke "Fear not young Sorceror, I did not forsake you all, Chaos will lead us to victory they have the foolished Emperor on their side!!!!, we have four gods!!!!"

Shadowbrand lifted his sleeve showing the three-skull symbol of Nurgle.

The fray was bloody and awesome, think of 300 but with XBAWKS shoulderpads and guns. Broken bodies filled the battlefield huge tanks fired at each other or Annihilated infantry.

But..... the enemy of mankind laid just out of the distance.

The furry marines have come.......

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He flashed Chucke a brilliant smile upon entry, making the other Primarch almost leap out of bed to attempt to strangle him. Sitting in the chair, Pitt checked his nails (they were perfect, as always), before turning to his brother Marine. "How are you, brother?" he asked, doing his best to sound concerned. Chucke only replied "where the feth am I Pitt?" in a low, discontent murmer. "Our forward operations base here on Istvaan. We sent the Furry marines out to deal with the Metal Marines while our troops retreated to lick our wounds". At this, Chucke could take it no more. "FURRY MARINES! YOU SENT THE FETHING A--L B---H FURRY MARINES! NO ONE SENDS THE FURRY MARINES OUT TILL WE'VE DEALT WITH THEM FIRST! I'M GOING BACK INTO THE FIGHT, YOU A-----T!" he screamed before storming out the chamber. Bradmerely rolled his eyes before standing up and following him.


I think I should inform you that after today I willl not be on dakka for five days, so carry the story on without me.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1390759.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1390759.page GMT OOC ok. And Brad Pitt makes a better Primarch then Clay Akien.

Varg Vikerenes killed furries and angry marines by the dozen. Shadowbrand was by his Primarchs side casting horrible spells, making the furries catch fire and burn into screaming piles of ash. Or making the Angry Marines high muscle mass bodies decay before there eyes.

And what he couldn't kill with magic he simply shot with his bolt pistol.

But hordes of Loyalists charged overwhelming the Metal Marines. When Shadowbrand thought of a twisted plot to win the battle for Chaos.

.........The Virus Bombs.



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They looked down on the world below and smiled, knowing they had interferd with the vile chaos feidsn plans.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1392456.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1392456.page GMT
Istavaan was covered with the filth that was eating the planet away. And all Shadowbrand could do is headbang and air guitar in the wake of the totaled planet.

-Meanwhile at the Emperors Palace-

The Emperor ate a psyker baby to fuel his evil lifeforce. "hahahaahhaha!!!" as he ate the poor defenseless baby.

"999 more babies to go!!!!!"

A robed techpriest entered the room. "Umm excuse me your liege but, the rumors were true some of the Primarchs have turned upon you." the Emperor bellowed "Horus has done screwed up again!!!"

The techpriest turned his head and spoke softly "Well maybe if you actually paid attention to your children!!!"

The Emperor ripped off the techpriest's head

"I am a good parent! you don't understand what it is like to have 20 kids!!!!"

The Emperor began to eat more babies to fuel his lifeforce.
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But as they retreated the Pretty Marine legion entrenched themselves in the ruins of the world. Only the Metal Marines who gave their souls to Nurgle survived and they became badass zombie space marines.

Shadowbrand and his Primarch began to mobilize on murdercycles to try and find the accursed Brad Pit

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As he walked away from the wreak behind him other marines from his chapter rallied to him. He looked to the skye with fire burning in his eyes, he swore revenge over the foul traitors! He spat in disgust over the foul act that had taken place around him. Revenge would be hos one way or the other]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1394041.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1394041.page GMT http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1394671.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1394671.page GMT
And flew and grabbed onto the spaceship of love. He began to frantically claw into the ship.

Shion ran behind Shadowbrand. "Master!!!! I have returned!!! :3" Shions scream alerted Sgt Phils men and they began to fire.

But Shadowbrand laughed because they all rolled ones. And then he began to cast his level five fireball. Wtfpwning Imperial soldiers was EZ with L33t lvl 5 FYREBALLZ!!!!!!


The dust settled and Shion began to humm to herself as she watched Shadowbrand go on a killing spree.

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Shadowbrand was impressed the Eldar could hold a heavy bolter. But he had a few tricks up his sleeves.



Varg rode straight into the pretty marine dug out. Rainbow beams flew into the air. He saw his target.

Brad Pit was beating up a Nazi with a power mace. Varg secretly was a neo-nazi and thought he could get Chucke to join chaos if he saved his life.

Varg crashed his bike and jumped out.

Brad Pitt looked at him.

"We meet again Brother..."

Varg was too cool for crappy one liners so he simply drew his power sword and swung at Brad Pitt.


Sgt Phils Bolter rounds cut into Shadowbrand, who let out a scream in pain.

Ohh feth! Grandfather Nurgle is this how I must die?!?

Shadowbrand looked at the gray uncaring sky as he laid in his own blood.

Shion looked and made a pact with Slannesh to save Shadowbrand's life.

But it was Nurgle who would save the day. The fallen metal marine lifted into the air. He began to mutate violently.

He grew to be easily 20 feet. A great icon of nurgle covered his chest and two big boney wings grew from his back.

His features made him look like a ancient god of death and he was granted a great scythe as a weapon.

Daemonhood was Shadowbrands.....

He looked down at Sgt Phil.

Behold... unlimited power!!! as he held his scythe he smashed the blade into the ground. The fallen rose as Undead to Shadowbrands side.

"You cannot win against death himself!!!"

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night came. the feild was empty the only thing there was ashes and an abbandoned metal marine taking a piss. just then a portal opened up and out flew shadowbrand naked and in human form covered in blood guts and intestines. shadow stood up and looked at the marine and said "what size is your armour".]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1395055.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1395055.page GMT
He looked in the distance unsure of the fate of mighty Varg Vikerenes. The Daemon Prince looked to the sky and saw Terra in the distance.

"Forgive me Master..."

"I shall go to Terra and finish your war for you!!!"

Shion emerged from the rubble and grabbed onto his back

Shadowbrand took to the sky, looking for the Metal Marines left alive before he attacked holy Terra.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1395065.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1395065.page GMT http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397849.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397849.page GMT
Hmm....

As he inspected it Shion leaped over with a loud 'thump!' and she ate it.

The Chaos familar licked her lips. Mmmm!! it tastes like a cheeseburger!!!!]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397868.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397868.page GMT




(I changed it since the old way was to stupid and it brought to much eldar in to the mix)]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397879.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1397879.page GMT http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1412223.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1412223.page GMT
Hear my plea, Hel goddess of the after live.

Let my thread live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll post something when I get home.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1413747.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1413747.page GMT
YAY for reviving tread, and bringing in moar metal]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1417336.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1417336.page GMT
-Looking from his DM screen of unending madness-

The Immortals find only charred bodies and mutilated body parts. But do find some handy if a bit damaged equipment. ]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1417798.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1417798.page GMT
Shadowbrand noted how their were to few drop pods to use STEEL RAIN manovers so he simply catapulted his men onto the world.

And spearheading this attack was the Rancid Knight himself, The many loyalist legions stood at attention ready to fight the Traitor Legion.
The living projectiles proved to be very effective and some even straped themselves to explosive missiles to make it more hardcore.

Shadowbrand himself actually stood on top of a Land Raider that was shot out of a titan arm-cannon. Waving the devil horns symbol and holding his weapon aloft. He screamed as loud as he could.

"Let the Galaxy Burn!!!!!!!"

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as shadows land raider hurled towards the ground one of the AA cannons locked on and blew the land raider in half. shadow plumited to the ground being lucky enough to land in an imperial kitten farm and having the kittens soften his landing. and shadow emerged into the battlefeild he was picked up and smashed into the ground and hurled into the air and in mid fall got falcon punched into a chunk of the land raider. shadow climbed out of the newlly formed crater with a pissed of look in his eyes and saw a dreadnaught standing over top of him. shadow screamed "FOR THE DARK G..." but before he could finish the dready stomped him into the ground.]]> http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1472202.page http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/preList/281853/1472202.page GMT