Who am I

• Unknown*

What am I

• You are war*

How am I war

• By the will of the hobby*

What is the hobby

• War in miniature*

And how do I wage war

• With the snippers and glue. With the brush and paint. With the dice and measure. With the miniatures*

And what does that make me?

• Logical extrapolation: You are war incarnate*

But I wage war with miniatures....

• War is war. And you are war*