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Post by: Delephont
Ok Guys
Just a little harmless fun really. In the same vein as Alien vs Predator, what fictional soldiers could make mince meat of the Space Marines?
GW has done a pretty good job of making them pretty badass elite, and I'm only talking fiction fluff here, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GAME RULES!!! so.....what fictional soldiers out there could cut the Marines a second butt hole? equiring minds wish to know
I'm gonna kick off with suggesting that any Bodhisattva Post Human from the Infinity setting would take down a Marine with ease, what with nano repair swarms, faster and stronger bodies, no need for power armour, and being practically immortal, not just slowed down aging, I'd say these guys rip!
Now over to you
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Post by: Flashman
A mad elephant would do it...
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Post by: J.Black
Chuck Norris?
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Post by: Flachzange
Dr. Cox
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Post by: ip vin snarller dehizvin
The dog Bolt from the movie.
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Post by: Rico
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/238097.page
A whole Chapter of Space Marines are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than ten Space Marines."
The Space Marine Force Commander quickly sends his Elite Retinue over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than one hundred Space Marines."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than your whole fething Chapter."
The enraged Force Commander musters one thousand Space Marines and sends them across the dune. Cannons, missiles and bolters ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Space Marine crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."
Rico...
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Post by: Goliath
Mr. Zurkon
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Post by: Durandal
Ewoks.
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Post by: Mr. Burning
James Tiberius Kirk that man could could kick any 40K dudes ass..then sleep with their females.
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Post by: Tortoiseer
Durandal wrote:Ewoks.
lol
I hope they don't park their land speeders out in the open.
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Post by: Caffran9
J.Black wrote:Chuck Norris?
Game.
Set.
Match.
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Post by: Delephont
Yeah, with the mention of Chuck Norris, I'm on the erge of begging the mods to lock this thread....in fact, based on the answers, can we delete this?
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Post by: karimabuseer
Maybe archaon the everlasting from whfb? I mean, he took a 'thirster in single combat.
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Post by: Dark Lord Seanron
Delephont wrote:Yeah, with the mention of Chuck Norris, I'm on the erge of begging the mods to lock this thread....in fact, based on the answers, can we delete this?
You can't open with the phrase "harmless fun" and not expect silly answers dood :p
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Post by: hawkeye
The World's Most Interesting Man in the World. He is a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.
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Post by: Frazzled
mobile infantry trooper from starship troopers (book not crappy movies). Flamers and nukes oh my!
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Post by: Delephont
Dark Lord Seanron wrote:Delephont wrote:Yeah, with the mention of Chuck Norris, I'm on the erge of begging the mods to lock this thread....in fact, based on the answers, can we delete this?
You can't open with the phrase "harmless fun" and not expect silly answers dood :p
Fair point!...fair point.
However, the main point I was getting at, is that GW has spent no little amount of effort in making their Imperial Marines out to be the toughest of the tough, more so, in my opinion, then any other fantasy or Sci Fi setting.
It took me a while to find a comparible super soldier that in a fictional vs match with a Marine would actually stand a chance, and would probably win!
I was hoping the topic would draw a more, inventive and creative turn of debate, then....Chuck Norris, or a Mad Elephant.....
Still if thats the best that Dakka can produce, i shall quietly step back and allow to the thread to degeneraate into yet another ridiculous waste of 0 and 1s
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Post by: Lord of battles
Orbital Bonboanbardlements
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Post by: Mekboy
Lord of battles wrote:Orbital Bombardlements
I believe the term you mean is 'bonboanbardlements'. Man that website was funny.
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Post by: Lord of battles
Fixed it! Damn right that website is funny!
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Post by: metallifan
bigbadom wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines. my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
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Post by: tiekwando
Bloodletters of khorne
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
An inquisitor.
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Post by: Ronin-Sage
The only fictional soliders "in [remotely/faintly] the same vein" as SMs I can think of wouldn't give them a run for their money, but could do some damage. HALO's Spartans and StarCraft's Terran Marines could hold their own, imo, against Tacs, provided that they stay the frick back and don't engage up-close. All in all though, the Tacs would still outclass them in every aspect(damage potential, resilience, experience, skill, squad cohesiveness, speed, etc.).
Off-topic: a slightly fairer showdown would be SC Ghosts vs. Vindicare Assassins.
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Post by: IronChaos
Another Space Marine, better if he's a Chaos Space Marine.
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Post by: Darth_Squirrel
Plasma Weapons...usually their own
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Post by: Dakkadood
About the SC Ghost vs Vindicare Assasins, the matchup favours the Ghost, since he is not only a sniper but also a psionic (pysker-eque) being.
As for something that can take down a Space Marine just take a look at some of the typical comic book superheros, most of them can take a SM one on one, but I really doubt they could take on a company of them.
Take Hulk for example, sure he is like a Uber-Ork Warboss, but a couple of Psykers should make quick work of him if they get cover from Tac squads. I also doubt that the green dude can recover from some good melta blasts.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Another versus thread?
Halo Spartans are in the same league but still inferior. Terran Marines probably are as well (I'd put a Vindicare Assassin over most Ghosts as well. They're much better trained and have their own cloaking ability, sensor mask, and special ammunition rounds that will actually hurt their opponent (Lockdown is great, but not against another sniper)). As Frazzled noted, (the book) Colonial Marines are better.
Jedi are probably better than Tactical Marines, although they would go down quickly to Librarians or the like. Iron Golems from D&D could be hard to go against. Warjacks could probably take them on (although they might not qualify as "soldiers" in that sense). I'm not too knowledgeable about Exalted, but everything there is like Dragonball Z, so I'm sure there are quite a few soldiers who could destroy SMs. And, I suppose that means Super Saiyans would be another contender. Big Daddies might be able to hold their own. Some of the elite demons from Diablo. Quite a few Pokemon.
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Post by: LordofHats
My top ten from least to greatest:
Death Star
Gundam Death Scythe
Michael Weston
Legolas and his infinite never ending quiver or arrows
Jack O'Neil
The 300 Spartans
Ninjas in Florescent Orange Track Suits
Rambo
Lenny Brisco
and finally:
Sniper Kittens
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Maybe Ringwraiths?
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Post by: Da Boss
I think most Warcasters from Privateer Press would do fine, one on one.
Does Spiderman count as a Super Soldier? I think he could take down a marine, eventually. It'd be a good fight though!
Lots of other superheroes could manage it, but Spidey would be the most entertaining I think.
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Post by: karimabuseer
Kyle katarn would be ownage vs marines.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Da Boss wrote:I think most Warcasters from Privateer Press would do fine, one on one.
I wouldn't really consider them front-line soldiers, though. They're more like wizard-generals or something, aren't they?
Does Spiderman count as a Super Soldier?
Uh...
Wasn't he accidentally bit by a radioactive spider? And then became a vigilante?
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Batman vs. Space Marines.
Weapon of Choice? Stairs.
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Post by: starbomber109
Emperors Faithful wrote:Batman vs. Space Marines.
Weapon of Choice? Stairs.
What can take down a space marine? A well placed flight of stairs!
Since they have been mentioned, Spartans are basically Space Marines wearing different armor that has shields. Elites could probably take them on, Hunters possibly, but there aren't too many hunters.
I think Gordon Freeman stands a chance
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Spartan armor is inferior to Power Armor by quite a bit, as it takes very little to kill a spartan without his shield active. And in truth it probably takes less to kill a Spartan with his shield active than it takes to kill a Space Marine (since the missiles killing him instantly are probably some sort of shaped charge). Their standard weapons are also far weaker.
They would be a threat to Space Marines, definitely, but they wouldn't equal them.
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Post by: Shadowbrand
Ehhh Rambos just a really good Catachan fighter imo.
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Post by: Cheesepie
well now that you ask a space marine is 16 points each and a grot is 3 points each you can get a max of 5 grots for 15 points
Now a grot is a monster with natural shooting skill, the ability to take the beating from hulking brutes hourly, a jaw full of teeth, nothing to lose and, ADHD
With 2 attacks each on charge and 1 shot at bs 3 at the power of a lasgun before a charge Not bad for 3 points
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Cheesepie wrote:Now a grot is a monster with natural shooting skill, the ability to take the beating from hulking brutes hourly, a jaw full of teeth, nothing to lose and, ADHD
I recall having expressed suspiciously similar thoughts on the creatures myself.
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Post by: Iron_Chaos_Brute
I saw this thread and instantly thought: Space marines vs. Bolos! A Bolo would kill a whole fething chapter...including spacegoing craft, all personnel and facilities, and all vehicles...
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Post by: crazypsyko666
SAS. Hands down. That or a tank collumn.
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Post by: Kilkrazy
A guy with an RPG.
A guy with a sniper rifle.
A guy with a roadside bomb.
A guy with a bag of bricks on top of a tall building.
A guy with a faulty water heater which produces carbon monoxide fumes that suffocate the SM in his sleep.
The logical flaw with SMs is that while they are awesome at straight 1-2-1 combat, they aren't invulnerable or immortal and can be killed in a variety of fairly ordinary means.
Because they are so expensive, and relatively easy to kill, they will usually lose by attrition to ordinary troops.
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Post by: Hawkins
A 'please dont point that at my planet gun', or a Cute furry death grenade.
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Post by: The Devourer
well I dunno if these count but:
A Predator (as you metioned in the opening post), I doubt a SM would last long against an alien with above human strength, invisiblity, Shoulder mounted cannons and lots of other nasty weapons. Not to metion a lot of practice. Plus if the predators die they will just blow the planet up with them.
Terminators ( the elite ones). They seem almost indestructible and have a lot of built in weapons and other tricks. By the time a SM realised that it wasn't human he would probably be about to die.
Both these depend on where the fight is happening. On a open field SM could take most things but in a forest or city they aren't so good. as its a lot easier to sneak up on them.
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Post by: oggers
Someone armed with the holy handgrenade of Antioch.
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Post by: LordofHats
oggers wrote:Someone armed with the holy handgrenade of Antioch.
Dude I was going to say that XD.
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Post by: karimabuseer
The Devourer wrote:well I dunno if these count but:
A Predator (as you metioned in the opening post), I doubt a SM would last long against an alien with above human strength, invisiblity, Shoulder mounted cannons and lots of other nasty weapons. Not to metion a lot of practice. Plus if the predators die they will just blow the planet up with them.
Terminators ( the elite ones). They seem almost indestructible and have a lot of built in weapons and other tricks. By the time a SM realised that it wasn't human he would probably be about to die.
Both these depend on where the fight is happening. On a open field SM could take most things but in a forest or city they aren't so good. as its a lot easier to sneak up on them.
Yes a predator. But I don't think it would take down the whole planet with it's bomb. Just a sizable area. Look at when he plants a bomb in AVP, or were they're fighting next 2 the pyramids (in the flash back). The whole planet doesn't get taken down...maybe just a mile.
I reckon the Space Marine would kill him. He towers over the terminator, and could pull it apart limp-for-limb with ease. Heck, they could decapitate it with a punch. And then we take the powerfists/swords into account....
You underestimate the power of space marine hearing. They have uber-super hearing which owns that of a guardsman. And they have sensors in their helmet, i.e heat.
I reckon a marine in terminator armour could take down a predator, a terminator and an eldar aspect warrior without breaking stride.
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Post by: RustyKnight
Hmmm, a team of spartans might be able to take down individual marines. Likewise a group of Sangheili or Jiralhanae could do well. A bonded pair of Lekgolo would be a threat. AI's would be interesting, especially if they could take over machine spirits. A lot of jedi would be capable of taking down at least one space marine. Some individual jedi would be capable of taking down a lot more than one (Reven, Nihilus, Luke (NJO), Kenobi (Episode III)). Terminators, assuming the marine doesn't immediately realize something is wrong, might be able to take out a marine. Powerful wizards from the Harry Potter universe could take out marines, but I doubt they could dodge bolter shells. Ringwraiths are tough, but they don't seem LOLWTF fast or strong, so I doubt that they could take out SM. Archimonde or Kil'jaedan could take out marines and the titans would be nasty. Diablo, Baal, and Mephiston were powerful, I'd bet they could take on individuals. Duriel could kill the entire Ultramarines chapter at once. A high level Wizard from DnD 3.5 would kill marines.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Kilkrazy wrote:A guy with an RPG.
A guy with a sniper rifle.
A guy with a roadside bomb.
A guy with a bag of bricks on top of a tall building.
A guy with a faulty water heater which produces carbon monoxide fumes that suffocate the SM in his sleep.
The logical flaw with SMs is that while they are awesome at straight 1-2-1 combat, they aren't invulnerable or immortal and can be killed in a variety of fairly ordinary means.
Space Marines are relatively unfazed by Frag Missiles and Heavy Bolters, with Frag Grenades doing very little. That seems to indicate RPGs and roadside bombs as being rather poor weapons (capable of taking one down, maybe, but the chances are slim, and Space Marines could probably avoid most of those things anyhow, between their unnatural reflexes, and heavy array of sensory equipment).
Modern day sniper rifles would need to pinpoint the joints in the armor, or the visor. At least a long las isn't affected by wind and such.
Space Marines can dodge bullets, so they're probably not going to let something heavy be dropped on them. I don't know enough about their filtration equipment, heavily modified blood stream, and third lung specifically built to absorb oxygen from toxic environments to say whether Carbon Monoxide would be dangerous to them. I do know that Space Marines wouldn't sleep in dangerous circumstances, especially since they can stay awake for a good week at a time.
Because they are so expensive, and relatively easy to kill, they will usually lose by attrition to ordinary troops.
Well, they're not meant to hold ground; they're meant for rapid deployment against the thick of the enemy.
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Post by: lord of the ghosts
techno facehuggers
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
RustyKnight wrote:Duriel
Every time I read his name I seethe.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
oggers wrote:Someone armed with the holy handgrenade of Antioch.
+1
Or 'The Monster'.
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Post by: Ronin-Sage
Jedi wouldn't fair too well against SMs, methinks, for the simple reason that their main defense against ranged attacks(deflection) wouldn't work against bolts. I know little about SW fluff, but maybe they have some "kinetic disruption" ability that causes all [solid] munitions to somehow swerve around them? >.>
In regard the Spider-man(he's not a "supersoldier" in any sense, as far as "purpose" goes, but for the sake of correction--& gt no SM would stand a chance, save for a Primarch.
That reminds me. I've never seen it mentioned, but what's the jump-height of your average Tac like? Granted, they're in heavy power armor, but given their enhanced physiology and the boost they get from power armor, you would think they would be pretty good...jumpers(no, not leaping from skyscraper-to-skyscraper, but I reckon they could clear a large truck).
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
I suppose initaites would be screwed, but for more trained jedi they could probably use the force to stop the bolters.
Remember of course, on an open battlefield, no jedi will match up to a SM. They need close quarters, where they can surround thier enemy, and not get shot to pieces. On an open battlefield, Jedi would be molested by the sheer AMOUNT of firepower.
As for jumps, a little better than the average human, but probably not anything like clearing a house or large truck in one go. Besides, they're in power armour so that weighs them down. AND they can pretty much walk THROUGH anything.
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Post by: Frazzled
-Martian Tripods from War of the Worlds
Per the Black Library, some dudes with arrows, yes arrows (Go Abnett).
-Vlad Dracula. Ok, not a BA of course, as thats just "Uncle Vlad."
-Twilight vampire. The marines would laugh for so long they would run out of oxygen, and die.
-John Wayne with a demo charge, er ten sticks of dynamite. John Wayne, more Chuck Norris than Chuck Norris, pilgrim.
-Weiner dogs. 25,000 years ago, eldar farseers manipulated doggie genetics to create - the weiner dog. Their miniscule size makes them impossible to hit. Their yappy bark is particularly attuned to marine auditory sensors, creating a feedback loop that explodes the helmet. Further, their teeth, although inflicting no damage to us, have the hideous ability to lock into the ankle joint of a marine, causing them to crash and smash themselves with their own chain fist. All hail Wiener Dog. He will save us.
-Bugs Bunny. The dude can stop shotguns by plugging the barrel WITH HIS FINGERS. Thats Emperor awesome. Of course, thats easy, because we all know Da Emprah is really Bugs Bunny.
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Post by: Bran Dawri
Fremen, especially when fighting on Arrakis, probably could. The Emperor there also had genetically engineered supersoldiers, and the Fremen wiped the floor with them.
Pak (or humans gone) Protectors, from Larry Niven's Known Space. Kzinti are probably a pretty good match as well, especially up close and personal.
Heck, humans from that universe are a pretty good match, considering peoples there tend to actually use their brains.
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Post by: Frazzled
A ticked off wife with a bag of door knobs. Never mess with an angry wife.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Frazzled wrote:
-Bugs Bunny. The dude can stop shotguns by plugging the barrel WITH HIS FINGERS. Thats Emperor awesome. Of course, thats easy, because we all know Da Emprah is really Bugs Bunny.
QFT
Frazzled FTW!
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Post by: Sgt. Salt
Pikachu.
He shoots lightning from his face...
Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction
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Post by: Kilkrazy
Is Pikachu a humanoid?
What about Godzilla?
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Post by: Sgt. Salt
Kilkrazy wrote:Is Pikachu a humanoid?
What about Godzilla?
Or Mothra!?!?
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Post by: Railguns
Orkeosaurus wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:A guy with an RPG.
A guy with a sniper rifle.
A guy with a roadside bomb.
A guy with a bag of bricks on top of a tall building.
A guy with a faulty water heater which produces carbon monoxide fumes that suffocate the SM in his sleep.
The logical flaw with SMs is that while they are awesome at straight 1-2-1 combat, they aren't invulnerable or immortal and can be killed in a variety of fairly ordinary means.
Space Marines are relatively unfazed by Frag Missiles and Heavy Bolters, with Frag Grenades doing very little. That seems to indicate RPGs and roadside bombs as being rather poor weapons (capable of taking one down, maybe, but the chances are slim, and Space Marines could probably avoid most of those things anyhow, between their unnatural reflexes, and heavy array of sensory equipment).
.
I'm pretty sure modern RPG's have ARMOR PIERCING rounds as well as frag(HE) rounds. When they explode, the shaped charge forces a stream of superheated metal outwards that pierces armor. The older RPG's had such rounds too, but they aren't particularly effective against modern armor. I'd use those against a Marine if I had too.
EDIT: Cuz' I are smart like rock.
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Post by: Ronin
Assuming he'd let you use an RPG on him.
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Post by: Cheif Librarian Vaako
A piece of string stretched between two trees.
Terminator:I'm goin' in............. Whoa! man down!
Terminator 2:What happened?
Terminator:I tripped over a piece of string concealed in the bushes.
Emporer:
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Railguns wrote:I'm pretty sure modern RPG's have ARMOR PIERCING rounds as well as frag(HE) rounds.
Well, Heavy Bolters are armor piercing rounds as well, but while they're dangerous they're not a sure fire kill.
More importantly, they require a direct hit against the Marine, and Space Marines can dodge a bullet shot at the back of their head by hearing the trigger being pulled. And that's assuming you have successfully snuck up on a Space Marine (carrying an RPG), which is a pretty unlikely assumption (infrared vision, night vision, superhuman hearing, the ability to go weeks without sleep, the ability to see in low-light conditions as well as daylight even without their helmet, the ability to track things like a bloodhound, dozens of years worth of training against the most dangerous aliens, mutants, and daemon-worshipers in a galaxy with weapons ten times as dangerous as any on modern Earth, the ability to control their metabolism through hypnotherapy and force of will).
When they explode, the shaped charge forces a stream of superheated metal outwards that pierces armor. The older RPG's had such rounds too, but they aren't particularly effective against modern armor. I'd use those against a Marine if I had too.
Superheated metal doesn't sound exceptionally scary against ceramite, as it conducts virtually no heat. I suppose the impact and leakage through the weaker parts of the armor could incapacitate one though (still a ways from killing one, but it would qualify for "taking one down" if it hit).
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Post by: RustyKnight
Aliens from uh, Alien(s) could pose a threat if they could close. Plus they seem to reproduce fast enough to stand a good chance of overwhelming them via sheer numbers. Assuming they have a Queen.
Eragon (and other riders) from the Inheritance trilogy (heard it's going to be a four parter now) could take them out. Plus they're smart enough to realize that fireballs are stupid when you can just telekinetically squish a brain or cause an aneurysm (sp?).
The Flood would, like the Aliens, be a threat if they are allowed to reproduce. I wonder how a large number of sentinels could do. In Ghosts of Onyx, I think, a group join together to take out a Covenenat cruiser. In Contact Harvest, Johnson uses a Gauss sniper rifle. It punched through a building, through the target, back through the building, and into the parking lot. I think that would pose a threat to a marine (but I don't know what the building was made of, for all I know it was just drywall).
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Post by: LordofHats
Sgt. Salt wrote:Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction
What?
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Post by: RustyKnight
LordofHats wrote:Sgt. Salt wrote:Samuel Jackson from Pulp Fiction What?
His wallet says,"Inquisitor" on it. Just ask the Celestial Lions about messing with the inquisition.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFETHING IRON SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHERFETHING PLANE!
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Post by: Cheese Elemental
I cannot think of the Iron Snakes without giggling.
GW could have picked a better name.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
The Fiery Loins?
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Post by: forrestfire
Ratchet could take out LOTS of marines if he had a RYNO... Or a zodiac... Or a rift inducer... Or, heh... a sheep-o-ray... Heck, ratchet could take out a marine with pretty much anything, as long as it wasn't the unupgraded starter weapon.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
So could Power Pete.
He was the single greatest video game character of all time.
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Post by: Kilkrazy
Ronin wrote:Assuming he'd let you use an RPG on him.
I think the general concept of combat is that you don't wait for the enemy's permission to attack him. Automatically Appended Next Post: Orkeosaurus wrote:Railguns wrote:I'm pretty sure modern RPG's have ARMOR PIERCING rounds as well as frag(HE) rounds.
Well, Heavy Bolters are armor piercing rounds as well, but while they're dangerous they're not a sure fire kill.
More importantly, they require a direct hit against the Marine, and Space Marines can dodge a bullet shot at the back of their head by hearing the trigger being pulled. And that's assuming you have successfully snuck up on a Space Marine (carrying an RPG), which is a pretty unlikely assumption (infrared vision, night vision, superhuman hearing, the ability to go weeks without sleep, the ability to see in low-light conditions as well as daylight even without their helmet, the ability to track things like a bloodhound, dozens of years worth of training against the most dangerous aliens, mutants, and daemon-worshipers in a galaxy with weapons ten times as dangerous as any on modern Earth, the ability to control their metabolism through hypnotherapy and force of will).
When they explode, the shaped charge forces a stream of superheated metal outwards that pierces armor. The older RPG's had such rounds too, but they aren't particularly effective against modern armor. I'd use those against a Marine if I had too.
Superheated metal doesn't sound exceptionally scary against ceramite, as it conducts virtually no heat. I suppose the impact and leakage through the weaker parts of the armor could incapacitate one though (still a ways from killing one, but it would qualify for "taking one down" if it hit).
High speed water jets can cut steel. The jet from an RPG round is more like a plasma jet than just superhot metal, because it is moving so fast.
It depends what Marine's armour is made of. Maybe it's some kind of "Unobtainium" which is totally proof against everything. Even then you have the problem of transmitted shock.
It seems unlikely that a chainsword could cut through and an anti-tank shell couldn't.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
A chainsword can't really cut through with ease, you'd have to aim for the joints, but yes I think an RPG could do it. (Tabletop anti-tank missiles take out marines fair enough, so it must be valid)
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Post by: Frazzled
Cheif Librarian Vaako wrote:A piece of string stretched between two trees.
Terminator:I'm goin' in............. Whoa! man down!
Terminator 2:What happened?
Terminator:I tripped over a piece of string concealed in the bushes.
Emporer: 
This Post IS AWESOMMME! Automatically Appended Next Post: Zentraedi battlepods. Heck unarmed Zentraedi. Marines are buff but they aren't 40 ft tall big bag of angry tough. Automatically Appended Next Post:
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Post by: starbomber109
Hangon, earlier someone mentioned the Jedi word, but that makes me wonder, can't a lightsaber cut a force weapon/power sword? Like Speid VS Spadd?
Explanation:
But a power sword emits an energy field as well, would a lightsaber be able to cut through that?
Also, totally agree Frazzled, there can only be so many dreadnoughts in a marine company.
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Post by: FM Ninja 048
on the jedi thing the force can be deadly think of
force lightning
lighsaber throw
force speed
telikinesis
also they could use battle meditation on them
also lighsabers can cut through blast doors as thick as the blade so they could cut through power armour
and SG1 would kick the marines ass
FM
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Kilkrazy wrote:High speed water jets can cut steel. The jet from an RPG round is more like a plasma jet than just superhot metal, because it is moving so fast.
It depends what Marine's armour is made of. Maybe it's some kind of "Unobtainium" which is totally proof against everything. Even then you have the problem of transmitted shock.
It seems unlikely that a chainsword could cut through and an anti-tank shell couldn't.
Well, I think it's mostly Ceramite and Adamantium, which aren't proof against everything, but are quite a bit tougher than anything we have now (especially with regards to heat in the case of Ceramite). The things about chainswords is they're probably made of the same caliber materials, so they're going to scale with the armor.
I do think they would likely be taken out of the combat if they were hit directly, but as I mentioned the real issue is hitting one. Their armor gains a multiplicative effect thanks to their superhuman agility and awareness making them immune to a lot what can actually hurt them.
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Post by: Frazzled
Orkeosaurus wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:High speed water jets can cut steel. The jet from an RPG round is more like a plasma jet than just superhot metal, because it is moving so fast.
It depends what Marine's armour is made of. Maybe it's some kind of "Unobtainium" which is totally proof against everything. Even then you have the problem of transmitted shock.
It seems unlikely that a chainsword could cut through and an anti-tank shell couldn't.
Well, I think it's mostly Ceramite and Adamantium, which aren't proof against everything, but are quite a bit tougher than anything we have now (especially with regards to heat in the case of Ceramite). The things about chainswords is they're probably made of the same caliber materials, so they're going to scale with the armor.
I do think they would likely be taken out of the combat if they were hit directly, but as I mentioned the real issue is hitting one. Their armor gains a multiplicative effect thanks to their superhuman agility and awareness making them immune to a lot what can actually hurt them.
*Artillery
*Those bombie things falling from the sky.
*A big rock
*A lot of little rocks piled on top of each other, on top of the marine.
*for every fifth marine, a bullet, dart, knife, artillery, arrow. Guys, really put the helmet ON.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Artillery and bombies have to hit pretty close to the marine, who can probably move further from the point of impact pretty well, but that is a good example of why they shouldn't be running around out in the open, since shells and bombies probably aren't a huge expenditure at any rate.
Dropped rocks are unlikely to hit the marines since they have ninja abilities.
The helmetless Space Marines would, realistically, still be almost as hard to kill as the helmeted ones, but why the hell do they keep taking them off?!
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
Wobbufett!
He can be thrown for miles at a time (usually from an explosion), deflect any physical or "special" attacks, nullify status ailments, and you can't retreat from him! The perfect soldier to counter the recklessly charging marine.
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Post by: starbomber109
Orkeosaurus wrote:but why the hell do they keep taking them off?!
"You know the helment has a filter on it, if you put your helment on, you wouldn't have to breathe in the dust"
"Yeah, but then I wouldn't be able to spot annoying snipers...like you"
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Post by: Frazzled
Orkeosaurus wrote:Artillery and bombies have to hit pretty close to the marine, who can probably move further from the point of impact pretty well, but that is a good example of why they shouldn't be running around out in the open, since shells and bombies probably aren't a huge expenditure at any rate.
How close are you thinking? A nice 2,000 lb bomb is going to shock wave everything in a football field width into grape jelly. Unless the marine is zippy the wonder sprinter he can kiss his keister goodbye. Now visualize a B-52 drop.
'Yorgh I'm Morgh the Marine. I have a chainsaw!'
(looks up at 40 or so bombs coming at him)
'Uh oh.'
Dropped rocks are unlikely to hit the marines since they have ninja abilities.
What if the rock is dropped from orbit? You've got to think big baby.
The helmetless Space Marines would, realistically, still be almost as hard to kill as the helmeted ones, but why the hell do they keep taking them off?!
Not exactly. Per fluff a chaos marine was killed by natives flinging darts at him.
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Post by: Railguns
There's a reason that Wobbuffet is shaped like a self-righting punching bag.
Frazzled, you have to tell me where I can get some of those battlepods.
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Post by: Shadowbrand
Johan Hegg with a viking axe could take a few space marines.
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Post by: Tyranid Horde
Pilot with a load of Heat seeking missiles,side-winders and bombs.
If not hundreds of pikmin  that will do it.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Frazzled wrote:How close are you thinking? A nice 2,000 lb bomb is going to shock wave everything in a football field width into grape jelly. Unless the marine is zippy the wonder sprinter he can kiss his keister goodbye. Now visualize a B-52 drop.
'Yorgh I'm Morgh the Marine. I have a chainsaw!'
(looks up at 40 or so bombs coming at him)
'Uh oh.' 
I was thinking a little smaller than 2,000lb bombs.
Still, everyone in 40k has their bombers and orbital strikes, and Space Marines are going to be pretty unhappy if they're in caught in the middle of them. I mean, lascannons and such could probably shoot some planes down, but overall they're going to get killed if they're caught out in the open against stealth bombers.
They usually aren't put in that kind of fighting, since Leman Russes and Hydras and hundreds of heavy weapon teams are more the Imperium's answer.
What if the rock is dropped from orbit? You've got to think big baby.
No one can foight against da boyz.
Deys taktical jeenyuss.
Not exactly. Per fluff a chaos marine was killed by natives flinging darts at him.
At least teddy bears didn't push him down a hill?
(And everyone knows Chaos Marines aren't SPACE MARIENS HURR anyways.  )
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Post by: Frazzled
Orkeosaurus wrote:Frazzled wrote:How close are you thinking? A nice 2,000 lb bomb is going to shock wave everything in a football field width into grape jelly. Unless the marine is zippy the wonder sprinter he can kiss his keister goodbye. Now visualize a B-52 drop.
'Yorgh I'm Morgh the Marine. I have a chainsaw!'
(looks up at 40 or so bombs coming at him)
'Uh oh.' 
I was thinking a little smaller than 2,000lb bombs.
Still, everyone in 40k has their bombers and orbital strikes, and Space Marines are going to be pretty unhappy if they're in caught in the middle of them. I mean, lascannons and such could probably shoot some planes down, but overall they're going to get killed if they're caught out in the open against stealth bombers.
Yea play epic. Bombers do just fine against marines.
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Post by: Railguns
Space Marines would be completely dumbfounded by Stealth Bombers. "What is this...."stealth"..Bomber? What?" If it doesn't fly directly at something and is shaped like a brick it must not be a military vehicle, so the thing would take them by complete surprise.
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
A clever cultist might be able to. "Here, the emperor said drink this. I'm an inquisitor, not a cultist!" Just a matter of finding something toxic enough to affect them.
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Post by: Railguns
Space Marines don't take Inquisitors very seriously unless the prick tries to get a crusade against them or calling exterminatus on a homeworld.
I sometimes wonder how a Marine would handle himself against the various Zerg strains from Starcraft compared to his non-super human, brainwashed criminal cousins .
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Post by: Vasarto
1.Alucard form Hellsing
2.ANY One Piece Character..(do not confuse with 4Kids with it being on Cartoon Network) If you read the manga and how powerful they "currently are" Space Marines would be Messed up pretty badly!
3.Yamamoto - Bleach...No Flamer or Skorcha ever created could make the flames he does!
4.Laharl - Disgaea
5.GOKU
6.Superman
7.The Hulk
8.Iorn Man
9.Darth Vadar and his Death Star
10.Vasarto Abarame
11.Dainazo Miyamoto
12.The Hell Girl..perhaps, It is time for them to die!
13. SNIPER KITTENS!!!!!
14.Bruce Lee (The only Man to have killed Chuck Norris) Well Chuck Norris DID die you see. His Heart restarted later and he woke up well after he walked off and was long gone.
...Sigh...then again it WAS when Chuck Norris was much younger and not as powerful as he is today so its not that big of a deal anymore.
15.Solid Snake
16.Grave -GunGrave
17.Dante
18.Vash the Stampede
19.The United States Military (They got Space Marines and We got Nukes)
20.Gundams..I mean Tau
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Post by: children of filth
A monkey trained to knife-fight.
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Post by: RustyKnight
Ahhh, anime fan cartoons. The only things OTT enough to kill Spehss Muhrens nine time out of ten.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
A knife-fighting monkey is an anime character??? (jk)
Vasarto wrote:1.Alucard form Hellsing
Who?
2.ANY One Piece Character..(do not confuse with 4Kids with it being on Cartoon Network) If you read the manga and how powerful they "currently are" Space Marines would be Messed up pretty badly!
A single bolt round could pack more punch than a direct hit from a cannon. Good luck.
3.Yamamoto - Bleach...No Flamer or Skorcha ever created could make the flames he does!
Never heard of him.
4.Laharl - Disgaea
Never heard of him.
5.GOKU
...mabye. Mabye 1.
6.Superman
Librarian. Force Weapon = Ultimate Kryptonite.
7.The Hulk
Basically an angry ork when you think about it...
8.Iorn Man
No. He. Would. Die.
9.Darth Vadar and his Death Star
Pleez. *roll eyes*
10.Vasarto Abarame
Never heard of them.
11.Dainazo Miyamoto
Never heard of them
12.The Hell Girl..perhaps, It is time for them to die!
Never heard of them.
13. SNIPER KITTENS!!!!!
Yes. Yes they would.
14.Bruce Lee (The only Man to have killed Chuck Norris) Well Chuck Norris DID die you see. His Heart restarted later and he woke up well after he walked off and was long gone.
...Sigh...then again it WAS when Chuck Norris was much younger and not as powerful as he is today so its not that big of a deal anymore.
Same comment as sniper kittens.
15.Solid Snake
No.
16.Grave -GunGrave
Who?
17.Dante
Dante IS a Space Marine.
18.Vash the Stampede
Who?
19.The United States Military (They got Space Marines and We got Nukes)
Lol. I'd love to see US stand up to a space marine chapter. Orbital bombardments, ho!
20.Gundams..I mean Tau
We beat 'em before, we'll do it again.
In all serious, who on this list could survive a direct bolter round to the face?
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Post by: Ronin-Sage
For the record, methinks this thread is supposed to be about the potential of individuals/groups comparable to SMs(SM "equivalents", in the broad sense; fictional super-soldiers).
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Yeah, I'd rather see individual basic soldiers compared than exceptional individuals/huge mobs of a weaker soldiers/airplanes/superheroes/wizards.
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Post by: engimas
i think an ACU from supreme commander could take out an entire chapter of marines without breaking a sweat. I dont see how space marines could take out a hundred foot mech that if you leave alone for 15 minutes could create a fully funtional base pumping out planes and tanks at a rate of hundreds a minute.
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Post by: karimabuseer
Emperors Faithful wrote:A knife-fighting monkey is an anime character??? (jk)
Vasarto wrote:1.Alucard form Hellsing
Who?
2.ANY One Piece Character..(do not confuse with 4Kids with it being on Cartoon Network) If you read the manga and how powerful they "currently are" Space Marines would be Messed up pretty badly!
A single bolt round could pack more punch than a direct hit from a cannon. Good luck.
3.Yamamoto - Bleach...No Flamer or Skorcha ever created could make the flames he does!
Never heard of him.
4.Laharl - Disgaea
Never heard of him.
5.GOKU
...mabye. Mabye 1.
6.Superman
Librarian. Force Weapon = Ultimate Kryptonite.
7.The Hulk
Basically an angry ork when you think about it...
8.Iorn Man
No. He. Would. Die.
9.Darth Vadar and his Death Star
Pleez. *roll eyes*
10.Vasarto Abarame
Never heard of them.
11.Dainazo Miyamoto
Never heard of them
12.The Hell Girl..perhaps, It is time for them to die!
Never heard of them.
13. SNIPER KITTENS!!!!!
Yes. Yes they would.
14.Bruce Lee (The only Man to have killed Chuck Norris) Well Chuck Norris DID die you see. His Heart restarted later and he woke up well after he walked off and was long gone.
...Sigh...then again it WAS when Chuck Norris was much younger and not as powerful as he is today so its not that big of a deal anymore.
Same comment as sniper kittens.
15.Solid Snake
No.
16.Grave -GunGrave
Who?
17.Dante
Dante IS a Space Marine.
18.Vash the Stampede
Who?
19.The United States Military (They got Space Marines and We got Nukes)
Lol. I'd love to see US stand up to a space marine chapter. Orbital bombardments, ho!
20.Gundams..I mean Tau
We beat 'em before, we'll do it again.
In all serious, who on this list could survive a direct bolter round to the face? 
According to the fluff Honsou just cired a bit when Uriel Ventris shot him in the face with a bolter. And marduk wet himself when he was shot by jaruleks bolt pistol. So the answer to that is A CHAOS SPACE MARINE. Automatically Appended Next Post: I meant cried, but I cbb to edit
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Honsou? I'm not fammilliar with that name...
(BTW, I do know that Alpharius survived a whole fusilade of bolt shots without power armour.)
As for others, mabye a preist with an eviscerator?
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Post by: Ronin-Sage
Fluff-wise, a priest(assuming he's not augmented in some way) would be whoopified by a SM. Yes, if the eviscerator landed a blow, it would be bad news, but I doubt the priest would even be able to accomplish that(again, this is assuming the priest isn't augmented in some manner).
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Post by: tiekwando
A daemon, especially if its favored by khorne
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Post by: Cane
The cartoon GI JOES seemed like a top notch Guardsmen Veteran regiment and have laser weapons to boot. They were basically all 'special characters' and likely would do well against a nameless Space Marine. YO JOE!
James Bond could take a SM down but he'd probably end up in some kind of custom power armor made by Q somewhere along the fight.
A liquid-metal Terminator model from Terminator 2 would likely wreck some havoc too unless the SM knew its weakness and packs a flamethrower.
Corbin Dallas from Fifth Element stands out to me also since he was Earth's last remaining bad ass spec ops soldier and saved Terra. Some help from Leeloo wouldn't hurt either.
I'm going to throw Solid Snake in there since he took down Metal Gears et al. Otacon could also help him out to offset the disadvantages a bit.
For a more soldier type there are the chrono legionnaires from the real-time strategy games called Red Alert. They are able to teleport seemingly anywhere by bendng the space-time fabric and their gun vanquishes the enemy by erasing them out of time -- in the game the more powerful the unit the longer it took but the second the beam hit, the target was incapacitated.
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Post by: Luke_Prowler
I don't think they would need to fire the gun. One look at those legs would cause all but the most strong willed humans to go insane.
seriously, someone draw some pants on that, my eye are burning out.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
LordofHats wrote:Ninjas in Florescent Orange Track Suits
Samus Aran
Superior Firepower, lot's of health.
Albert Wesker
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Post by: Daba
starbomber109 wrote:Hangon, earlier someone mentioned the Jedi word, but that makes me wonder, can't a lightsaber cut a force weapon/power sword? Like Speid VS Spadd?
Explanation:
But a power sword emits an energy field as well, would a lightsaber be able to cut through that?
Also, totally agree Frazzled, there can only be so many dreadnoughts in a marine company.
Yeah! Five Star Stories!
Headliners (basically the Knights) and Divers (Wizards) could take out Space Marines. If we're talking Farus Di Kanon Empire period chevaliers, then there's no contest.
I'm surprised there's someone else who knows about this series here.
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Post by: guardpiper
I am surprised that no one has said this but Optimus Prime or most of the Autobots or Decepticons.
"Autobots roll out!"
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Post by: Delephont
guardpiper wrote:I am surprised that no one has said this but Optimus Prime or most of the Autobots or Decepticons.
"Autobots roll out!"
Because, like some of the other, shall we say, less intelligent statements, its not in keeping with the gist of the thread. When faced with an Autobot, or a Transformer in general, I would expect the Imperium to try to mobilise a Titan Legion.....not call on a Space Marine.....
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Post by: crazypsyko666
eh. A bolter (which detonates) could easily destroy the fragile metals the autobots seem to be made out of. all it would take are a few meltaguns and some suicide squads.
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Post by: ZacktheChaosChild
Ghosts from starcraft.
"Nuclear Launch Detected"
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Post by: deadratman
ME!
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Post by: Vasarto
Emperors Faithful wrote:A knife-fighting monkey is an anime character??? (jk)
Vasarto wrote:1.Alucard form Hellsing
Who?
2.ANY One Piece Character..(do not confuse with 4Kids with it being on Cartoon Network) If you read the manga and how powerful they "currently are" Space Marines would be Messed up pretty badly!
A single bolt round could pack more punch than a direct hit from a cannon. Good luck.
3.Yamamoto - Bleach...No Flamer or Skorcha ever created could make the flames he does!
Never heard of him.
4.Laharl - Disgaea
Never heard of him.
5.GOKU
...mabye. Mabye 1.
6.Superman
Librarian. Force Weapon = Ultimate Kryptonite.
7.The Hulk
Basically an angry ork when you think about it...
8.Iorn Man
No. He. Would. Die.
9.Darth Vadar and his Death Star
Pleez. *roll eyes*
10.Vasarto Abarame
Never heard of them.
11.Dainazo Miyamoto
Never heard of them
12.The Hell Girl..perhaps, It is time for them to die!
Never heard of them.
13. SNIPER KITTENS!!!!!
Yes. Yes they would.
14.Bruce Lee (The only Man to have killed Chuck Norris) Well Chuck Norris DID die you see. His Heart restarted later and he woke up well after he walked off and was long gone.
...Sigh...then again it WAS when Chuck Norris was much younger and not as powerful as he is today so its not that big of a deal anymore.
Same comment as sniper kittens.
15.Solid Snake
No.
16.Grave -GunGrave
Who?
17.Dante
Dante IS a Space Marine.
18.Vash the Stampede
Who?
19.The United States Military (They got Space Marines and We got Nukes)
Lol. I'd love to see US stand up to a space marine chapter. Orbital bombardments, ho!
20.Gundams..I mean Tau
We beat 'em before, we'll do it again.
In all serious, who on this list could survive a direct bolter round to the face? 
Dante - I should had said DMC Dante. Guess you are not familiar with a lot of Anime characters.
Anyway Dante has beated Demons of hell and giant monsters and has a really cool sword. I mean did you see him fight the statue thing in DMC IV? Space Marines arnt THAT bad ass now are they?
Goku-Can move as fast as the speed of light, Teleport and Bullets have been bouncing off his body since he was a young man. Missiles and beams of power that could blow up 10 planets cannot kill him.
Vash has a gun in his arm powerful enough to punch a hole in the moon from the earth....A gigantic visual hole.
Grave has really powerful guns, Can take really good hits and is like a Zombie Super Soldier. Him against just a single space marine would be a good fight. So long as its a normal marine with just armor and a bolt pistol.
Laharl from Disgaea is the Demon Prince of the entire Neatherworld is is super crazy powerful.
Yamamoto is a very powerful old man with the power to summon extreamly powerful flames that can attack his enemies from a distance and up close.
The United states Military ALSO has that.....or we are working on it. We have Space Rail Guns and such in the works that could measure up for that kind of power. Not to mention Nukes!
But...space marines might pose a hugh problem for our foot soldiers lolz.
Hell Girl I am not suprised. She is from a anime series where those who wish to send someone to hell visits a web site that can only be seen at midnight. When you type in the name of that person the Hell Girl appears before you and shows you a vision of how your hell will look. You see by sending someone to hell is to dig a double grave. When you go to hell. So shall you when you die! She gives them a straw Voodoo Doll with a Red String and when you untie it, You sign the Hell Girls Contract and she Appears Before that person with her Associates and uses (SUPER NATURAL POWERS) to drag their soul to hell and their body Vanishes from the earth.
Its a bit Repeditave but its a good series.
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Post by: smeezilla
starbomber109 wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:but why the hell do they keep taking them off?!
"You know the helment has a filter on it, if you put your helment on, you wouldn't have to breathe in the dust"
"Yeah, but then I wouldn't be able to spot annoying snipers...like you"
First of all hooray gears of war reference! Back on topic, I am thinking the guy from time shift because he could stop time, take the marine(s) bolter(s), and kill them with their own weapons while they are immobile, or do many other time shifting tricks: hijacking vehicles, pulling frag grenades still attached to belts, that sort of thing.
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Post by: Stoic Kiwi
I'd be willing to bet a Canoness could do it.
Considering in the fluff, one killed a Hive Tyrant singlehandedly.
I also would say a Necron Wraith could kill a Space Marine.
I mean, it can shift in and out of reality at will, the Space Marine only has a big gun....
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
Vasarto: You're right, i don't have that much experience with anime characters. But I also know that Dragonball Z is ridiculously OTT.
As for the others, most seems to involve deamons of some kind so I'm guessing that instead of your average SM a grey-knight would be called in. THEN you're in trouble.
As for the gun that blows a hole in the moon. Have you seen Kung Pow? The Stomach Plug?
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Post by: karimabuseer
EF does not know of Honsou? I am shocked and saddened. Honsou is an ownage Warsmith of the Iron Warriors, in the books Storm of Iron, Dead Sky Black Sun, The Heralticus Effect and Skull Harvest, all by Graham Mcneill. He could take down alot of SPESH MEHREENZ HURR HURR
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Post by: Vasarto
Emperors Faithful wrote:Vasarto: You're right, i don't have that much experience with anime characters. But I also know that Dragonball Z is ridiculously OTT.
As for the others, most seems to involve deamons of some kind so I'm guessing that instead of your average SM a grey-knight would be called in. THEN you're in trouble.
As for the gun that blows a hole in the moon. Have you seen Kung Pow? The Stomach Plug?
Is it that really rediculos martial arts movie where that guy was like...fighting this cow and at one point he punched a hole in a guy's stomach and left nothing but a hole?
Twas a tad too silly for me to watch all the way through.
I liked Kung Fu Hustle better! Now THAT was a good movie!
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
My point when mentioning Kung Pow was that blowing a whole in the moon ( a clean one) is simply not possible. Doesn't matter if you chucked a death star or super-duper railgun at it, they would only suceed in obliterating it. For that kind of precision you need excavation work.
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Post by: Bramnero
Ratchet from Ratchet n Clank, Obviously using his massive wrench Automatically Appended Next Post: A Protoss Carrier from Starcraft
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Post by: oggers
Bonaonldlements or sluggers, they take out predators......
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Post by: Eidolon
Air bud, that golden retriever was one badass dog.
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Post by: zer0
DR. Otagamapus BBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(he can fire is lazor whitch is an extermanoutus cannon
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Post by: crazypsyko666
A bonbaonbardlement
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Post by: Norwulf
1. Jesus
2. Bruce Lee
3. Zombie Bruce Lee
4. Link
5. Batman (his cape is bullet proof, so i imagine its bolter proof too)
6. Brock Fething Sampson
7. Ronnie James fething Dio
8. The characters from Golden sun
9. a Big Daddy
10. Dethklok's Lawyer
and maybe Major Kusanagi (did I spell that right?) from ghost in the shell. possibly Bato.
Not a big list, but a ferocious one. Did I mention Brock Sampson? Chuck Norris can eat his heart out.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Come on, Batman doesn't count. He even beat Darkside.
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Post by: TechnoSymphony
For me, i think that a massive thermite bomb would do the trick, even if the amour dosent melt, the heat would kill a marine
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Post by: Necroagogo
Joe Pineapples. From five miles away. With a single shot to the unarmoured head. 'N&V!'
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Post by: Sgt. Salt
Norwulf wrote:6. Brock Fething Sampson
10. Dethklok's Lawyer
Yes!
"If Brock was here I'd be watching him hose the blood of the lawn by now."
Or something like that.
Yes!
"That's my bread and butter your  ing with"
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Post by: Nuruhuine
Samus Aran
Superior Firepower, lot's of health.
Hell yes. I'm suprised nobody else mentioned Our Lady of Perpetual Agony, Samus Aran. Personaly I think 1 on 1 she'd make a good opponent for a Marine, and barring that, probably the only woman in the galaxy that could handle a Marine off the battlefield of war, if you catch my drift...  And someone mentioned Link... While I love the Zelda games, and think Link is awesome... He'd get RIPPED TO PIECES by a Marine. Even a 1 armed Marine with not but his combat knife.
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Post by: StarHunter25
1. Marvin the Paranoid Android, with emotion gun ofc
2. Magneto - sucks being encased in metal...
3. Deadpool, not only can he kill them, but he could annoy them to death and metagame, as he can breach the 4th wall.
4. Main character in Crackdown... He's basically a space marine, that can jump half way up a 30 story building, pick up a semi, and throw it at a helicopter.
5. Raptor zombies... pretty much says it all.
6. Ash Williams. He has a chainsaw for a hand afterall.
7. Jar Jar Binks. If you kill him, he'll just haunt your thoughts with his annoying ghost for the rest of your (short, self-ended) life.
8. A solar exalt.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
The Master Cheif.
The Arbiter.
TAU!!!!111!!!!!11!!!
1
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Post by: IvanTih
Munch Munch! wrote:The Master Cheif.
The Arbiter.
TAU!!!!111!!!!!11!!!
O my god the Tau beserkers.For the greater weabod.
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Post by: Karon
My genitalia.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
DIZZZZZZGUSSSSTING!!1111!!!11!
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Post by: Beowulfen
General Zaroff
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Post by: Munch Munch!
who is that?
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
...obviously General Zaroff is Karon's...
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Post by: Henners91
Jedi Knights?
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
Neo
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Post by: Munch Munch!
ME!!!!!1!11111!
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
corpsesarefun wrote:Neo
Nuhnuh,nuhnuh,nuhnuh.
Sporin.
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Post by: JonasE
Cane wrote:
James Bond could take a SM down but he'd probably end up in some kind of custom power armor made by Q somewhere along the fight.
And then he`d sleep with some SoB
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Post by: extermikator
BEWARE THE SNIPER KITTEN!!!!!!!!!
 EX
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Post by: Brotheralexos
A really really big rock
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Post by: Munch Munch!
extermikator wrote:BEWARE THE SNIPER KITTEN!!!!!!!!!
 EX
Beware indeed!
1
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Post by: Ennkay
Sol badguy, he would probably just volcanic viper them into oblivion
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Post by: FM Ninja 048
a bowel movement in the pelvic splanchnic ganglion.
even a hamster could take down a SPESH MEHREENZ HUR HUR HUR after that
FM
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Post by: ghostbonin
Mad Max
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Post by: Frazzled
My wife in a minivan. Just point at the marine say "its a curb look out" and she'll run right over him.
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Post by: Madgod
.......Edward Cullen...........
<.<
>.>
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Post by: Darth Bob
I bet a Predator could take on a Space Marine. Oh, and the T-1000.
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Post by: Karon
MULTILAZORSSXXAZAZZSZXZSWZZDZDZD
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Post by: despoiler52
Chuck Norris!
Also the human form replicators from stargate. I can imagine those smurfs not even realising what hit them as their bolter rounds bounce off harmlessly. Stick that in your power armour and smoke it!
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Post by: Rico
Madgod wrote:.......Edward Cullen...........
<.<
>.>
/slap
Saw New Moon with the girlfriend...
/shudder
The things we do for women...
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Yaeh I know. Scary what these girls are into these days.
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Post by: HoverBoy
I actually had a good idea but the comments on this thread flattened my brainwaves... so i forgot.
Edit: I remembered! A battlemech, especially if configured to take on heavy infantry.
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Post by: shrike
yoda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
size matters not! I'm 13, and I'm 4 foot 8!!!
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Post by: Capt. Von Reaper
Dr. Phil!
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Post by: Tyrolean
Large caliber hunting revolvers!
Could prolly put a paint can sized hole in a bear...easy
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Post by: Delephont
I have to say, I'm more than shocked this thread is still running.....
I guess its because I added Space Marine in the title...
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Post by: Capt. Von Reaper
Well it was a good one funny since I play BA and CSM!
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Post by: Try Again Bragg
Chris Redfield, that man is on all kinds of steroids and has survived point plank desert eagle shots. He punched a fraking bolder out of his way and stood inside a volcano for what could have very well been hours
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Post by: Nuruhuine
This Fething Gene-Freak
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Post by: tigonesskay
In the space wolf novel wolfblade there was a potent toxin that attacks the gland of the SM that neutralise poisons temprarily overloading it and confusing it.
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Post by: Petty Officer D
How about a Navy SEAL in power armor
Manchester United, Chelsea and Tottenham maybe Leeds
Derek Jeter in power armor
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Post by: Capt. Von Reaper
Petty Officer D wrote:How about a Navy SEAL in power armor
Manchester United, Chelsea and Tottenham maybe Leeds
Derek Jeter in power armor
Navy SEAL Phfffff!!! Now a PJ in Power Armor and you have something go AF!!!!!!
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Post by: HoverBoy
Swine flu?
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Post by: Shadowbrand
No lasguns.
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Post by: RaegMachine
Chuck Norris
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Post by: lemon detective
I know, and this is the winner hands down.
*begins plotting*
*in whisper*
What we do is, we trick the Space Marines into playing a game of soccer (I'm English, but I'm thinking of the American audience).
All of the Space Marines will be present, from all chapters. Their team against ours. Scotland. We'll probably lose, but after the game, the Scots will go nuts and rip down the place, taking the Marines down in a frenzy of alcohol, stadium food and bits of stadium.
tl;dr - Scottish football fans
(If I offend any Scots, my sincerest apologies, I meant no harm or offense through anything I said)
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Post by: FM Ninja 048
^ Thats an amazing idea, and I'm scottish
and sorry but it would have to be Soap Mctavish, not a navy seal
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Post by: abadon09
What the frag? all this talk about supersoldiers vs space marines and nobody brings up captain america, the dude can lift a couple of tons, has super enhanced reflexes, has the greatest wepon of all time (his brain not the shield), oh and a impervious adamantium vibranium shield that he can bounce off of anthing on earth to hit what he wants even bouncing it from the floor behind you to hit you werever he wants, and if you go into the ultimates captain america, he packs some big guns and is not affraid to use them. captain america in a one on one fight with a regular space marine would be pretty even i say.
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Post by: Ronin-Sage
'never read the comics, but from what I know, doesn't Captain America's physical attributes extend to be "the best a human could possibly be in all areas" rather than entirely beyond human potential.
But anyway, this topic, for the most part, has gotten ridiculously off-topic...it was supposed to be about SMs vs. their counter-parts in other fiction.
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Post by: codemonkey
meh, i doubt Captian America could take on a SM in single combat. Red Skull crushed him in old man logan, so i doubt that he could do much damage to a marine.
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Post by: Tacobake
A Plasmagun?
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Post by: UberKarnage323
A chaos god could. its true!
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Post by: TopC
The blue guy from "Watchmen" cant remember his name..but im pretty sure he'd win
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Post by: Hawkins
i have a couple of old plastic SM. apperently after a few experiments ive come up with this: what can take out a SM? size 11 combat boot, a 3 year old, a drop of about 10 feet, (it took 3 drops so call it 30 feet) and a basic bic lighter. sorry only had he 4 to work with but if any one wants to send me more, im sure i can inlarge the list..
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Post by: DerangdFlamingo
it'd have to be whatever the fluff requires to kill off that particular marine (including but not restricted to, swine flu, arrows, bad gas, bullets, las-bolts, or freshly baked swedist cream eclairs)
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Post by: CountCross
A t-850 terminator in terminator armour piloting a gundam with arrms made of guns, shooting jedis in mjolnir armour (halo) throwing their light-sabres.
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Post by: Frazzled
Nuruhuine wrote:This Fething Gene-Freak 
Dear God it IS a space marine.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
A ninth grade football player.
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Post by: lemon detective
KKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Cptn. Waaagh!
Kharn's mother. Or father. Or second cousin once removed. Or anyone that bears the slightest resemblance to him...
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Post by: Fallanir
About Spartans, yeah, they are awesome super soldiers, but I'm kinda disappointed in thier armor. Only reason its good is because of the built-in shields which were stolen from alien technology. Marines have super thick admantium/ceramite armor. But it doesn't have any shields, though.
And Spartans themselves are comparable to Space Marines as far as biological enhancement (speed, strenght, etc.) but they don't have some of the stuff marines have (like an extra heart, lung, etc.). Also, Spartans weapons are just assault rifles, 22 mm. IIRC, while the marines have the 65 or 80 cal. bolters with explosive rocket-propelled rounds.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Ah yes but has a Space Marine ever blow up a giant ring world?
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Post by: Railguns
Space Marines probably do worse on a regular basis.
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Post by: Pyriel-
Ah yes but has a Space Marine ever blow up a giant ring world?
Does a necron "deathstar" count?
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Post by: Nuruhuine
Frazzled wrote:Nuruhuine wrote:This Fething Gene-Freak 
Dear God it IS a space marine.
I know right? Hence the Gene-Freak title.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Pyriel- wrote:Ah yes but has a Space Marine ever blow up a giant ring world?
Does a necron "deathstar" count?
Yes. But that was a whole chapter. And the chapter died.
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Post by: Seth
I'm pretty sure a Big Daddy from Bioshock can take down a Space Marine but it depends on the variant.
A Rosie might be able to take a SM because of it's Rivet Gun which IIRC could pierce through SM Amour but I'm not sure because I don't know how strong Space Marine armor is. Now if Rosie and Space Marine were to engage in hand to hand combat, I'd say either could win, because the Rosie (and other Big Daddy variants) do have high physical strength but so do SM, so it's a tie.
A Bouncer could because it's both fast and it's got a huge drill which I can imagine is very devastating so if it were to battle a SM, I can imagine an SM trying to shoot the Bouncer with a Bolter but the Bouncer will probably do a dash and use it's drill to stab the SM with it's drill.
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Post by: metallifan
Aren't those Big Daddy suits just made of like... Cast Iron or something though? A Bolter shell would demolish them, considering how brittle that stuff is compared to other metals.
A good horde of the Arachnids from Starship Troopers might do a number on a marine.
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Post by: Huffy
I haven't read the whole thread,but. . .
a Mobile Infantry trooper from the NOVEL, starship trooper
example : on a simple raid they were armed with mostly high explosive weaponry and atomic weapons
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Post by: dancingcricket
Spider-man. He seems to fight, and eventually beat, everyone, including a former herald of galactus.
Ash, from the evil dead series. Just from dumb luck.
Any character from any movie, novel, tv series, or comic book that the author is feeling benevolent enough towards to have defeat a nameless space marine.
Or bugs bunny. Hard to beat bugs bunny.
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Post by: fireball900
BOLO!!! It's a ****ing MOUNTAIN-SIZED TANK
Baneblade, eat your heart out!!
Each one of its 3 main weapons would incinerate a marine, easily (they are 200cm NUCLEAR cannons)
Hell, it could probably face a chapter's worth of marines.
Failing that, a Banana Peel.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
This cat.
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Post by: The Watcher
Munch, that is one HUGE pussy.... cat. but i digress. Boba Fett would own a space marine. dont ask why or how, it would just happen. Oya Mando!!
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Post by: Munch Munch!
A desk lamp if it were 2 1/2 inches away from a space marine.
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Post by: Exor
501st Legion Clone Troopers
Boba Fett
Most BOWs From The Resident Evil Series
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Post by: NuggzTheNinja
You could take down most Captains, Sergeants, and Librarians with .22 LR. They don't wear helmets.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
A droideka.
Darth Vader
The Balrog
Gandalf
Jedi
A big rock.
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Post by: RobDA
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/GHB/pdSTGHB0002.jpg .......could MOST definately take down a SM :-)
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Post by: Lexx
Brian Boitano
Firedragon Kong from desert punk.
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Post by: idget
Chuck Norris is the only 100% accurate answer
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Any sith lord.
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Post by: idget
Chuck Norris will still win as last time I checked, the sith can't survive a vortex of doom! Chuck Norris can though
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Post by: Nuruhuine
Chuck Norris eats Vortex Missles for breakfast.
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Post by: Captain Solon
constant fire, power weapons, hordes.
Meltafire?
Lol, alot. they're too few to be superpowered.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
idget wrote:Chuck Norris will still win as last time I checked, the sith can't survive a vortex of doom! Chuck Norris can though
Well duh, everyone knows Chuck Norris wins automaticlly.
I just put a sith lord 'cause a sith lord COULD take down a marine.Even the ol' dickish ones like Count Dooku. But Chuck Norris pwns hands down.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Nuruhuine wrote:Chuck Norris eats Vortex Missles for a nice snack.
fixed.
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Post by: idget
Caboose off RvB. Just say "CAboose the Spcae MArine is on our team. Go help him". Next thing you know the marine is dead and Cboose is saying he shot himself in the back as I was helping him
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Post by: zilegil
SNOTLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In CC.
Mega gargant!
That would own!
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Post by: Grunt_For_Christ
Female commissar wearing button-up bustier.
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Post by: Shelegelah
The peltasts from the armies of the Autarch. (via Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun)
Sure, they're lightly armored, but every single one of them is armed with a potent energy weapon at least on par with a plasma rifle from 40k. I say it'd be a "who hits who first" kind of thing.
...Well... The Space Marine would probably hit first, now that I think about it... But still!
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Post by: orchewer
Mewtwo.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
No he's pretty lame. He's too busy mewling about how he's just a freakish clone-thing to attack. But this pokemon could.
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Post by: 1337m45747r0y
Master Chief/Any Spartan in MJOLNIR armor
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Post by: Shelegelah
Master Chief/Any Spartan in MJOLNIR armor
Nah, I don't think so. Like people said earlier, the MJOLNIR armor is pretty dang weak once you strip away the shield, which admittedly is pretty dang easy to do. Plus, a Spartan's strength is impressive, but you don't see them busting through walls very often. All in all, I'd say a Space Marine has the Spartan trumped on pretty much every aspect of war.
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Post by: StarGate
A greased up naked man, with a can opener( thinking the space marine is a portapotty)
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Post by: Zio
So far, there seems to be a few actual examples within the context of this, mostly slowed though actually interesting, discussion.
A Predator (predator)
1 on 1, a good match. Warrior preds are armed with plasma-like weapons, so they're good to go. Largely inferior, not near as tough or strong, but gunz win.
An Alien (alien)
A good fight for sure, if the alien gets close. Not sure if this really couns as a super soldier though. Depends on the backround you subscribe to.
A Spartan (halo)
Probably the best match up, the spartan has roughly equivilent strength, though inferior toughness. Crappier armour and basic guns (the spartan laser would roughly compare to a small lascannon however, at least AP3) though he'd at least have an invuln (40k forcefields are all invulns). Comperable balistic skill though inferior weapon skill (he's kind of a one trick pony).
Hunters (halo)
The hunters from halo would also match up well against the marines. Strong armour, brutish strength and massive firepower make these (very alien) super soldiers a great match.
Things from starcraft/starship troopers
Many of these would put up a good fight, but are all clearly inferior.
A terminater
These could put up a great fight, and are roughly equivilent to a necron, but in CC the marine would rip 'em apart.
Anyway, the rest of the examples had nothing to do with anything, but clearly granted many people much amusement.
Also, why is that retired chuck fellow so popular!? He was mentioned about 2 dozen times, and each time like he was a great revalation. Very strange... =)
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Post by: Munch Munch!
I don't know. Everyone loves Chuck Norris. It's hard to explain.
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Post by: HoverBoy
It sure is.
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Post by: RobDA
Chaos.Kitten.'nuff said.
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Post by: Asherian Command
Munch Munch! wrote:Any sith lord.
see space marines pwn them Alot more than most of you HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by: ExtremeMetalFTW
The Fetts (Boba & Jango) might, although they'd be at a disadvantage.
SW stormtroopers might, if they're from the 501st (the ones that stormed Tantive IV, the Blockade Runner from Episode IV) since the 501st seems to be less affected by the lack of marksmanship found in their brethren.
Also, some Brotherhood of Steel member from Fallout, since they have power armor as well
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Post by: Darth Bob
Predator: They are almost 90% muscle, equal in height to a Space Marine, and can use stealth to their advantage. It'd be a close fight, but in a melee fight (Chainsword vs. Dual Wristblades) I'd put my money on the Predator.
T-1000 (Liquid Metal Terminator): Space Marine doesn't stand a chance, sorry.
Nemesis (RE): Big. F***ing. Zombie. With. A. Bazooka.
And last but not least, everyone's favorite COG..................THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE TRAIN!
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Post by: Owain
Brotherhood of Steel are a good match for Space Marines at range. Their laser rifles wouldn't pierce Space Marine armour, and bolter shells would probably burst harmlessly on the reinforced metal surface of their own T-45d power armour. With good tactics and careful use of missile launchers, they could win.
In melee, no contest. While both have augmented strength, the Brothers are still human. An arm-wrestling match could be a tossup, but in melee Space Marines have far superior reflexes and melee weaponry.
As an all-round opponent, I think the right Eldar could out-ninja a Marine on a good day. The gifts of the Chaos Gods could empower a human warrior to defeat a Space Marine, and a skilled Sentinel pilot could do the job at range and up close provided the Marine isn't toting a power fist.
On a squad level I give it to Stormtroopers. Better armour-piercing weapons mean that as long as they get the drop on them and don't get charged, the Marines won't even know what hit them.
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Post by: aka_tizz
Arnold could take down a SM...he did take down a Predator remember? and i think there's not that big of a difference between a pred and a SM...
As for Chuck Norris, he can take down just about ANYONE...(Incl. Khorne, Nurgle, Khaine, The Nightbringer and so on), so he doesn't count
Oh, and a wife would do it too, if a Space Marine would ever get married...:-?
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Post by: BeRzErKeR
aka_tizz wrote:
Oh, and a wife would do it too, if a Space Marine would ever get married...:-?
Well, all that genetic modification does a number on the equipment, as it were. Marriage is not part of a Space Marine's life plans.
While people have largely dismissed Starcraft creatures from consideration, I have to say that I think an Ultralisk could munch a Space Marine. It wouldn't be easy, but it could do it. I mean, it IS a giant organic tank with enormous blades on its face, bred solely to kill.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Sounds like a carnifex!
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Post by: Captain Roderick
May have already been said, probably has after 8 pages but I've decided I should be lazy to facilitate sleep.
From the Honorverse, Royal Manticoran, Solarian, Andermani or Havenite Marines, so long as they have battle armour. Normal humans, bad-ass tech.
I believe David Weber mentioned their armour is roughly the strength, firepower and durability of a modern MBT. plus it's bigger than Tactical Dreadnought Armour
EDIT: They also deploy plasma weaponry quite casually.
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Post by: aka_tizz
BeRzErKeR wrote:aka_tizz wrote:
Oh, and a wife would do it too, if a Space Marine would ever get married...:-?
Well, all that genetic modification does a number on the equipment, as it were. Marriage is not part of a Space Marine's life plans.
Omg, what an image that gave me...the omni_strong/badass/killer/faithful/etc/etc/etc 9ft. tall SM trying to have sex with a 5ft. woman and not being able to
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Post by: RustyKnight
On Jedi- I think the biggest thing would be which Jedi it is, as well as Light or Dark (or Grey? I guess Katarn and the like are light, but I'm more interested in force abilities).
On terminators: SM wins in CQC, and bolter round tear them apart at range. A liquid terminator would just get blown to droplets until Plasma Weaponry could be deployed.
On predators: I doubt it. The governator was at least able to kinda-sorta stand up to one in CQC, plus the predator has no real armor. I'm not sure how the predators cloaking would interact with a SM's improved senses and autosenses, so I'd have to side with the SM.
On Brotherhood of Steel: None of their weapons are any good (AFAIK the BoS doesn't deploy any of the Fat Boy type weapons in-game, so...). The armor doesn't really do that much for your strength, so the SM still has a vast advantage in CQC and is impervious to most of the BoS ranged weaponry.
On Spartans: The SM wins on strength, toughness, armor*, and basic weaponry. The spartan does have the advantage of speed (I'm fairly certain the Spartans are faster than SM) and some armor characteristics (AI capabilities and rechargable shield). The Spartan does have weaponry capable of damaging an SM. Plus, how many SM have ever pimp-slapped an anti-tank missle out of their way?
On Nemesis: Blown/torn apart.
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Post by: Cambak
MEQs, Orks, one lucky as feth IG, a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank, Wanda from the Fairy Odd Parents would Nag them to death, Jorgan Von Strangle, Capt'n Kirk because he doesn't believe in no win situations.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Spongebob "gaypants" would own a SM in a variety of different ways.
1: His unreal antics will eventually get a SM killed by
playing with jellyfish, accientally destroying the city for the 5th time, or dying from the massive amounts of fat from the Krabby Patties.
2: Spongebob will laugh and laugh causing the SM to commit suicide.
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Post by: Dances with Squats
The local pedantic, officious HSE officer?
Put down that chainsword the risks of kickback are immense! Stop taking off your helmet to look cool, Where are all the warning stickers on your Landraider? How long have you been on duty without sleep? jump packs I don't think so (unless you fill out this flight-plan in triplicate and restrict yourself to less than 10 jumps a year). How much does that bolter weigh? 'cos you can only really lift 20kg, that's it lift with your legs, back straight............SM's highly advanced system simply gives up in the face bureaucratic nonsense and dies.
Or a shed load of angry squirrels.
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Post by: nintendoeats
Sorry, have you ever seen an elephant for real? Those things are fecking nasty. I mean, their the nicest animals in the world until you piss them off, but that is something I would never EVER do. Damn elephants are nasty.
Solid Snake and Samus Aran.
edit: Its just ocurred to me that someone probably brought those guys up already. oh well.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
Dances with Squats wrote:
a shed load of angry squirrels.
How 'bout squirells with lightsabers?
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Post by: fallen_wolfborn
THE CHIEF
nuf said.
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Post by: Munch Munch!
The chief as in The Master Chief?
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Post by: Nuruhuine
That theory has been presented and rejected repeatedly. MC would get his lilly little ass handed back to him.
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Post by: IvanTih
Nuruhuine wrote:That theory has been presented and rejected repeatedly. MC would get his lilly little ass handed back to him.
No,no that wouldn't happen.
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Post by: daemon
Another space marine
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Post by: crazykiwi
Madgod wrote:.......Edward Cullen...........
<.<
>.>
the marine would die lauging and pointing at a shiny fairy
I can't call him a vampire no matter what the world says
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IvanTih wrote:Nuruhuine wrote:That theory has been presented and rejected repeatedly. MC would get his lilly little ass handed back to him.
No,no that wouldn't happen.
id have to agree mc would be squashed like a ant by a marine at range and in cc
but we aren't starting that argument again
Carnage could do it , unless they bring flamers or Blastmasters if its venom lol
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Post by: The Gate Keeper
Vinegar Ra could take down the whole inquisition.
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Post by: nintendoeats
How about any good shot with one of those anti-material sniper rifles? I assume they really exist in which case...damn...
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Post by: phantommaster
I don't know if this has been said, but if it has then i'm sorry. GODZILLA or God
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Post by: Quintinus
RustyKnight wrote:On Jedi- I think the biggest thing would be which Jedi it is, as well as Light or Dark (or Grey? I guess Katarn and the like are light, but I'm more interested in force abilities).
Pretty much any Jedi could take down a space marine. Jedi knight and above, that is. Lightsabers are essentially power weapons that insta-kill. (Force weapons?)
On terminators: SM wins in CQC, and bolter round tear them apart at range. A liquid terminator would just get blown to droplets until Plasma Weaponry could be deployed.
I don't think that bolters are as strong as you think they are. The Terminators can withstand a crapload of damage. They are really just Necrons, and we all know how well bolters hurt them.
In close combat...sure, if they get there. Skynet employs the HK's which would severely damage any space marine attack.
Liquid terminators...considering that they can imitate a lot, they would go behind the scenes, impersonate a marine, then pretty much annihilate anything.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Soap Mactavish, and Captain Price. Or, Tyson Rios and Elliot Salem.
Maybe Rico, Garza, and the crew from Killzone. Liquid Snake, provided he has the aide of Metal Gear Rex.
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Post by: Shas'O Dorian
A Lictor on the ambush.
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Post by: nintendoeats
Ensis Ferrae wrote:Soap Mactavish, and Captain Price. Or, Tyson Rios and Elliot Salem.
Maybe Rico, Garza, and the crew from Killzone. Liquid Snake, provided he has the aide of Metal Gear Rex.
No no no no no no no.
And yes.
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Post by: crazykiwi
the Biker mice from Mars!! (theyd knock one down and then get squished I think)
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Post by: DerangdFlamingo
I reckon the original brotherhood of steel would have a chance, they're still kicking round in the t51b pa and had access to plasma gun's (and of course all the enclave tech from the original enclave war) then again the east coast ones do get access to the nuke launchers (which they do use occasionally)
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Post by: nintendoeats
Jimi Hendrix could melt their faces off...
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Post by: aka_tizz
Yeah, he was the first version of Noise Marine
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Post by: jetjetex
barney and friends or anything
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Post by: aromasin
Ghandi.
Harmless joke :L
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Post by: c34r34lk1ll3r
Delephont wrote:Ok Guys
Just a little harmless fun really. In the same vein as Alien vs Predator, what fictional soldiers could make mince meat of the Space Marines?
GW has done a pretty good job of making them pretty badass elite, and I'm only talking fiction fluff here, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GAME RULES!!! so.....what fictional soldiers out there could cut the Marines a second butt hole? equiring minds wish to know
I'm gonna kick off with suggesting that any Bodhisattva Post Human from the Infinity setting would take down a Marine with ease, what with nano repair swarms, faster and stronger bodies, no need for power armour, and being practically immortal, not just slowed down aging, I'd say these guys rip!
Now over to you 
with prep time: Frank Castle
The Sentry
The Incredible Hulk
HAL from 2001 space Odyssey
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Post by: BlueGiant
I'm throwing in my vote for Samus Aran. Faster, more maneuverable, equal or superior firepower and at least a terminator-level armor save, put mildly. Oh, that and she has a friggin freeze-ray that goes through walls.
She's also single-handedly exterminatused no less than three worlds, at least one of them intentionally.
if any more evidence is needed, I'd point you to Haloid:
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/haloid/57998
As far as other stuff to take out a space marine...well, Andromeda comes to mind, from the Andromeda Strain.
And on a final note, I'd suggest the Saint of Killers from Preacher. Pretty much nothing they could do about him.
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Post by: c34r34lk1ll3r
Jace Beleren from M:tG. Samuel Haight from oWoD.
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Post by: Bjorn_Stormwolf02
Sylar or Peter Petreli (before he lost his powers) from heroes. Invincible, telekinetic, lightning throwing badasses that they are. they could beat a whole chapter singlehandedly
Magneto could probably take on a chapter too.
Wolverine could take at least a few....
yoda or the emperor off star wars would kill LOTS
any other jedi or sith could kill a few
the arbiter....elites = rapid firing plasma guns, energy swords and power armor of their own, not to mention shields and cloaking
I am of the opinion that master chief is pretty much a really really badass space marine
oh yeah and spock
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Post by: BeRzErKeR
Bjorn_Stormwolf02 wrote:Sylar or Peter Petreli (before he lost his powers) from heroes. Invincible, telekinetic, lightning throwing badasses that they are. they could beat a whole chapter singlehandedly
Magneto could probably take on a chapter too.
Wolverine could take at least a few....
yoda or the emperor off star wars would kill LOTS
any other jedi or sith could kill a few
the arbiter....elites = rapid firing plasma guns, energy swords and power armor of their own, not to mention shields and cloaking
I am of the opinion that master chief is pretty much a really really badass space marine
oh yeah and spock 
Wolverine? Um, no. He's tough, but not Space Marine tough.
Master Chief vs. Space Marines has been argued ad nauseam already, and the consensus seems to be that a Space Marine would murderize Master Chief. All the same arguments apply to Elites. A Hunter, perhaps, could take on a Space Marine. Perhaps.
Magneto. . . well, since a Space Marine is wearing hundreds of pounds of what is presumably metal, I must agree with you there. Magneto just crushes the Power Armor. Bye-bye Space Marine. A whole chapter, however? I don't think so. Magneto, meet lance strike. Lance strike, Magneto. You two will get along like a mutant on fire.
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Post by: Snikkyd
Darknuts? What about a Sentinel from X-Men? Galactus?
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Post by: Bjorn_Stormwolf02
As far as toughness goes wolverines hard to beat, the guy doesn't need power armor if he regenerates almost instantly from any wound, plus hes strong enough to throw fricken cars and has adamantium claws and skeleton. I'm still gonna say wolverine could do it.
also victor and marcus from underworld....anyone who can bitch slap someone through concrete could take a space marine for strength...plus they are MUCH faster
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Post by: nintendoeats
Earthworm Jim + Boogerman double team
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Bjorn_Stormwolf02 wrote:
also victor and marcus from underworld....anyone who can bitch slap someone through concrete could take a space marine for strength...plus they are MUCH faster
i dont know about MUCH faster... they might be as fast as a marine, considering we have no real accurate gauge to show just HOW fast a marine really is in his power armor.
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Post by: akaean
Ahnold
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Post by: aka_tizz
akaean wrote:Ahnold
That depends, if it's Kindergarten Cop Ahnold, i pretty much doubt it. If it's Terminator Ahnold, may have a chance. If it's California governator Ahnold, well, the Space Marine would die laughing. Ahnold wins!
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Post by: Lord of Kaith
Galen Marek from Star Wars: The Force Unleashed. For god's sake, he ripped a frikkin' star destroyer out of orbit!
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Post by: Cambak
Yoda can do it too.
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Post by: BobTheChainsaw
Spartans from the Halo series probably could. They're super-soldiers in power armor as well, although they're not quite as badass.
They do, however:
1. Have bones that are nearly impossible to break
2. Lightning quick reaction times, thoughts are turned into actions nearly instantly
3. Shield-protected power armor that automatically tends to wounds
4. Are seven feet tall, and incredibly strong
5. Sometimes have an AI incorporated into their armor to assist them
6. Have access to a wide variety of weaponry, including prototypes like the Spartan Laser.
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Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle
anthrax spores
and they are tiny therefore a space marines are wusses
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Post by: Lupe
A giant-slingshot powered toilet seat How's that for dying for the Throne?
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Post by: sniperjolly
Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:anthrax spores
and they are tiny therefore a space marines are wusses 
sorry,charlie, SMs are pretty much immune to disease.
Has anyone mentoned Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggann yet?
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Post by: Fafnir
Batman, with time to prepare, would wreck a Space Marine. He took on the freaking justice league on his own.
Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear. If he couldn't cut them open, he'd boil them alive inside their suits.
Demi-Fiend from SMT: Nocturne. He beats Lucifer and destroys reality as we know it. A Space Marine would be nothing to him, and even the Emperor wouldn't stand a chance.
Seraph from SMT: DDS pretty much follows the same idea as Demi-Fiend, except even more powerful.
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Post by: HoverBoy
The triple bean surprise at my college is gonna hava an SM down for at least a week.
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Post by: the_red_error
Optimus prime would make kebab of a SM in a split second and still have time to look cool.
EDIT: I almost forgot: THIS GUY!!!!!! http://existenz.se/out.php?id=20683 watch it!
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Post by: aka_tizz
Damn, you don't wanna get a punch from that guy
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Post by: Lasfiredoesn'thurt
I'm thinking an organized formation of Helghast Shocktroopers from Killzone could do it.
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Post by: crazykiwi
Lasfiredoesn'thurt wrote:I'm thinking an organized formation of Helghast Shocktroopers from Killzone could do it.
that isn'yt mono e mono us is it and 1 marine is equal (in fluff) to at least 10 men
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Post by: Xca|iber
Darth_Squirrel wrote:Plasma Weapons...usually their own This^
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Post by: crazykiwi
Xca|iber wrote:Darth_Squirrel wrote:Plasma Weapons...usually their own
This^ 
a broken link will kill any marine
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Post by: Schepp himself
Riki-oh
Greets
Schepp himself
P.S. No human-equivalent character could take a space marine. Even if they are named and the space marine is not.
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Post by: TakeABow
Tassadar can handle Space Marines.
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Post by: aka_tizz
Well, i guess so can Kerrigan...She's basically a badass Womanid
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Post by: Darth Bob
Oh, thought of another one, Skorge from Gears of War 2. You know, the guy with the doube-edged chainsaw spear that cut a tank in half  .
He could take down a Space Marine.
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Post by: lordrevege
Delephont wrote:Yeah, with the mention of Chuck Norris, I'm on the erge of begging the mods to lock this thread....in fact, based on the answers, can we delete this?
CHUCK NORIS!!
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Post by: crazykiwi
Darth Bob wrote:Oh, thought of another one, Skorge from Gears of War 2. You know, the guy with the doube-edged chainsaw spear that cut a tank in half  .
He could take down a Space Marine.
and he gets pwnd by one dude a normal dude not a super human
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Post by: MasterDRD
Yeah but it wasn't Skorge vs Marcus in hand-to-hand or even an on-foot firefight. It was Marcus' ride vs Skorge's ride, and Marcus had main-character immunity. Plus, factor in how many tries it took the everage player to beat that part on the hardest difficulty, and there's a more accurate representation of that fight. In a face to face fight against a space marine with neither being the 'main character', Skorge would rape the marine, rape his whole squad, and then decimate the chapter using one-man guerrilla warfare. Now Skorge vs Death Leaper, on the other hand...
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Post by: crazykiwi
i donta thinka so luige
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and by the way what is our preverbal punching bag marine packing is he a tactical, a seargent a termi ? a assault marine a captain??
Marneus Calgar
its hard to judge who beats what if we dont know what the marine is kitted out for
and ig priests can cut through tanks too its called a eviscator (exscuse the spelling) a power fist which adds 2d6
wait marines can take those two
i believe skorge would more than have his hands full with a marine as marines are set to hard core all the time lol
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Post by: MasterDRD
pfft... Skorge would dodge the bullets like a genestealer on speed and slice the marine in half from 8 different directions before the marine could blink. (Ok maybe not, but I still say Skorge wins. He's the equivalent of a berzerker's rage with a genestealer's speed and agility. And a Slaaneshi champion's whole stash of combat drugs.)
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Post by: crazykiwi
id say hes a kroot with a eviscator
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Post by: Darth Bob
In a melee fight, Chainsword vs. Chainspear, Skorge would figuratively (possibly literally) rape a Space Marine.
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