A simple game where one person asks a what if question and then the person below answers it and asks another what if question.
E.G

Person 1. What if i died?

Person 2. You would be missed all over the world.
What if i made an emperor class battle titan?

Person 3. You would be FETHING BADASS

and so on.....


I'll start, what if the tyranid invasion due to go through does hit?

Well it depends if Matt Ward writes the codex or not. If so, expect tyrranid spam at all tournies for the next nine months or so.

What if they started giving out GW figures with Happy Meals at McDonalds?

Then all little kids would get into wargaming and would be called nerds.

What if the Tau got good in cc?

The universe would end and I would cry for a couple of minutes. Then I'd get bored and move on.
What if Terra/Cadia turned out to be a tomb world?

I would laugh as the proudest Imperial Guard are made into pariahs.

What if I manage to finish Fluffy the Cowboyfex on time?

People would congratulate you on your awesome hilarityness.

What if I blew up GW HQ?

Prices would increase so they could rebuild.

What if GW was cheap?

There would be more gamers about.
What if Dwarves had cavalry?

Then GW would have an excuse to merge with MLP.
What if I drank three gallons of milk in one sitting?

Some cows from the Milk Department would knock on your door for milk consumption abuse.
What if The Emprah sat down for tea time with Eldrad, Abbadon, Ghazhakull, and the Silent King?

Impossible. The Emperor only takes tea through a servitor.
Or...they would wait forever for the silent king to order.
What if GW listened to its players.

Then GW would go bankrupt. Because the majority of wargamers are sheeps. They NEED to be told whats cool and what they should purchase.

What if GW employees actively post on wargame forums and 4chan 2 weeks before each release to boost popularity?

Then 4chan would be less awfull.

Qhat if I would rule da world?

Everything will burn as Daemons flood in through the Warp Portal you ordered to be built.

What if Fluffy the Cowboyfex inspired me to make an Ork Army?

Then a strange new ork army would be born.

What if 'nids were fuzzy ?

Then more hobbyists would die of allergies than people eating off their own legs.

What if Edd Gould didn't die and it was a joke?

Then he would still be alive and it wouldnt be funny?

What if they built a warhammer world theme park?

Warhammer might actually gain in popularity. Wildly so.
What if our world is actually a lost Imperial World in the 41st Millennium?

Then our techpriests have some explaining to do.

What if Orks were not green?

Then all Orks would be red and would be Initiative 10.

What if I could paint?

The possibilities beggar the imagination.

What if miniatures were articulated?

Then I would need to hire help to make poses for them all.

What if I became MOD god of Dakka alongside Shadowbrand for a whole year?

You would create a great fire that would run rife through the internet, exploding various PCs and spurting fire out of Macs.

What if I finished my english speech with the ending involving VIth formers breaking my friends legs with a crowbar?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:You would create a great fire that would run rife through the internet, exploding various PCs and spurting fire out of Macs.

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

The wind would howl, and the rain mourn. And with a migthy roar of thunder a thousand naked Valkyries would sweep you away to Valhall

No what if, so I'm going to say you have your genitals knawed off by ravenous Piranhas.

What if I were fat?

I would steal your lunchmonet fooo!

What if I was your neighbour?

I would move, thanks to your long hard toys.

What if I had chocolate?

I would eat it while you weep under the bed while Mat Ward & C.S Gotto sings you lovesongs!

What if I where sane

Then no one would like you. And there would be crying. Lots of crying.

What if I could get away with arson?

You would let the galaxy burn... literally

What if I was a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a top hat?

Then your modelling capabilities would be seriously impaired by those stubby little arms.

What if the female gender was attracted to me?

There would be a great disturbance in the force.

What if topless fashions for women were suddenly popular everywhere?

Then the decent, god fearing old people would campaign endlessly to have it made illegal, and the spineless politicians would cave in because they'd be afraid of losing their cushy jobs and eighty eighth pension.

What if the ideal qualities for leadership didn't describe a sociopath?

Then we would have effective governments

What if I had my legs eaten off?

You would not be starving.

What if all Mat Ward haters were gone?

Then people would start hating Cruddace.


What i I hugged a Grizzly?

Your remains would make for a smelly funeral.

What I can’t think of a clever question?

Then you shall be flogged.

What if I didn't like trains?

The world would be better.

What if I make you listn to nyan cat for 24hrs in a row?

thenoobbomb wrote:The world would be better.

You sir, have made a very powerless enemy!

Anyway, you would like Trains more.

What if I liked trains more?

You would get trains going in and out of your tunnel with lots and lots of steam all over the tunnel excit

What if became ruler of the world

Then we wouldn't have much longer to live.

What if I was the perfect gamer, funny, witty, good sport and powerful?

Then id be sad that you live in the UK... wait.. thats were I usually go on holidays..

What. If. I would be the boss of dakkadakka?

Refer to my post about what would happen if Trondheim was a mod for the answer.

What if my avatar could actually come out of the screen?

The I would need to find myself a new pic screen

What if I where infamous`

Then I would fear every single time I went to Norway for a holiday.

What if I weren't half Norwegian?

You'd be half something else.

What if I was ruler of the Internet?

Refer to reply to thenoobbomb.

What if I didn't use Dakka?

Then Dakka would be less spammy with a fresh clean scent and no bitter aftertaste.

What if I drank all of the beer in my refrigerator?

You'd vomit in your sleep and die.

What if any of my posts actually had any significance?

The world would end in a massive orgasem

What if I decided on a trip to the US this summer

Then the majority of the US would be gone by the time you left.

What if I could be bothered to paint all my models?

Then you would have something to be proud of to show for all your time invested.

What if vegas took an interest in warhammer gaming?

Then suddenly every GW would be full of scantily clad kinky women.

What if I chose a different avatar?

Then you would become grim & metal like me and Shadowbrand!

What if I bougth MrMerlin a pie?

Then MrMerlin will somehow turn it into a stock Ork and swallow it WHOLE.

What if I did become grim and metal?

Then you could have no happy fun time with women.

What if my family just let me live my life?

Then you would come back to them, screaming and tied up in a straightjacket.

What if I were a AA Rechargeable Battery?

Then you would be drained and eventually discarded.

What if Tesla had been allowed to continue?

we would be too mars by now.

what if kim kardashian asked you out?

I would slap her in the face repeatedly with a die-cast skillet.

What if I could win 40K games?

Then no one would want to play you.
What if I just start shooting first and ask questions later?

Then you would be a poor hostage negotiator.

What if I made a cure for cancer?

then whatever happens in i am legend happens

what if matt ward wrote every codex, expansion,novel and rulebook from this point onwards ?

Then people would stop bandwagoning and start using homebrew codexes.

What if I were 12ft tall?

Then you would be famous

What if I had more primer

Then you would have less money.

What if I could move things around and burn things using Telekinesis?

Then, You would be abdutcted by the government and disecteded..
What if my little pony was real?

The butthurt would be enormous.

What if you had your own personal Warjack?

Then you could Jack all the War you wanted.

What if a space marine fell off the empire state building?

Then it would lead to some sort of crazy real life mechanized Pokemon battles.

What if reality was just a long dream?

I ninja u.

No, that's what I meant

What if anyone knew what you meant?

Then I would be a lot more popular.

What if you made a response to my What If?

There would be a crack in the pavement.
What if we had to buy air by the gallon? (or Litre)

Then the mortality rate would rise far higher during recession.

What if I weren't a diabetic?

You would get gangreen and have to have your foot cut off.
What if i put my pony toy in my 40k transport bags(seriosously, i want to know)

I would find you, and the SoB would roast you alive.

What if I got published by the BL?

Then quality would improve(not that much of an accomplishment though, most fan fic writers would improve BL)
What if i actually played a game of 40k?

The world would turn into a giant bowl of hotsauce.

What if there was no apple corp.?

The herd would gang up on stores selling droids on release day.

what if i married my GF?

Then you would have little versions of you crawling around breaking yur stuff.
What if Britain took control of the states?

we'd have tea time.
ohhh and hot sauce pray that doesn't happen i know the little buggers will be humagaunts
what if people from pennsylvania weren't obnoxious

Then they wouldn't be from Pennsylvania?

What if I the general population gained thirty IQ points?

We would still have stupid people.
What if 40k became a national pastime?

I would be viewed far more favorably by society as a whole.

What if I was immortal and decided to use that immortality to play practical jokes?

then you would be loki!

What if the horus heresy was made into an Hbo mini series

Then it would be on late night reruns for years to come.
What if aliens landed in your backyard?

Then i would call Scully and Mulder.
What if i got a job at 'eavy metal.

Then the standard of box-front painting would have degraded horribly.

What if I were the I like Trains kid?

You would be like my nephew and not shut up about it and make me wish for a train crash.
What if Doctor Who got cancelled, Permanently.

Then life would be much bleaker. As well as smaller on the inside.

What if Science fiction was banned.

Then Trekkies will create an actual fully functional Phaser and kill the UN with it.

What if I hadn't screwed up my school day?

HAHAHAHA

then the world would have stopped turning.

What if i ddin't have to sit at work for the next 3 hours trolling dakkadakka?

Then the world would be a better place.

What if I could do no wrong?

Then you would likely be a douche about it.

What if I had six arms?

Then you would be a blessing if you had a horde army.

What if I could afford my Emperor's Children army?

Then you would buy them and think about painting them from time to time.

What if I order a pizza?

You'll have something to eat. (I just ordered one myself).

What if I didn't feel like a total loser sometimes?

Then you would not be one. Attitude is everythitng.

What if cats didnt destroy everything?

Then Goldfish would get out of control, and become the dominant life form on the planet.

What if there was a weekend I didn't stay up all night through?

You would get a good nights sleep.

What if the dead arose from their graves?

I'd habve an excuse to use my guns.

What if Nerdiness becomes what women want?

Then we all score and all the "cool" people beat us more than usual.

What if Jeb decided to make all blocks in minecraft have gravity?

Then my precious Hanging Greenhouse would be screwed.

What if I were popular and well liked?

You would ask yourself "How did I get here?"

What if my wife could paint miniatures?

Then maybe you would get your armies painted a lot faster.

What if small children and stuffed animals didn't make me bummed out?

Then you'd be serving a long time for the "Mr Cuddles" incident.

What if I played WHFB?

you would build an army of Squigs

what if i had a pet squig

Then you would be smothered in a horde of B.O., Zit Cream, Funny Glasses and D12s as Mega-Nerds try to steal it.

What if I were as awesome as TomSka?

You would cause a small scale civil war, with one side seeing you as the messiah and another claiming that you are a false pretender.

What if I could mystically pull fat free wheels of full-flavored muenster cheese out of my freezer whenever I wanted?

you would create a black hole and life would cease to exsist.

What if the Hokie Pokie is what it is all about?

Hokie Pokie? Are you sure you don't mean the Hokey Cokey?

Anyway.

Then there would be several mentions of the number 42 in the dance.

What if I got into private school?

You would discover the school was run by a cult, which you would discover when they sacrificed you to Nyarlathotep.

What if I was stark raving insane?

Then you would probably be in straight jacket and locked up in a rubber room.

What if games workshop actually sold their stuff for a reasonable price?

Then I might find myself lamenting their burdensome rule system instead of their burdensome pricing.

What if a game of 40k didn't take roughly 400 years to play?

Then everyone paying 40k would have enough time to get jobs and make enough money for this hobby.

What if my airbrush exploded in my hands?

Then you'd have to buy a new one.

What if I were mad?

Then everyone on here would be in grave danger.


What if GW redesigned 40k from scratch with new armies and a better background?

Then I might consider playing it again (see my previous comment).

What if I had an extra $100 in my wallet?

You would spend it faster than a noob can be tabled.

What if monkeys were made of fungus?

Then Orks would become a serious threat to our livelihoods.

What if Dinosaurs weren't extinct?

Then I would Ride a Triceratops to work.

What if My gf started 40k?

Then your gaming club would seem to be a lot quieter.

What if I were crazy?

non-sequiter

whaat if WARDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! wrote the DA codex.

Then my Deathwing army would be stomped upon by other players.

I'll repeat.

WHAT IF I WERE CRAZY?!

Then you would be posting on DAKKA.

What if all your figures were painted?

Then I would buy more, and then they wouldn't be painted.

What if I had some sort of superpower?

It would be uncontrollable mind reading, and you would go crazy.

What if my Dwarf Fortress hadn't turned into an unstoppable blood bath?

Then you would have been tabled by turn 2

What if you had all the warhammer minis you ever wanted?

Then you could hunt for more.
What if ice was hot?

Then I would have to figure out a different way to quickly cool my drinks.

What if you didn't get progressively more drunk as you drink, but instead simply jumped from sober to intoxicated once you reached a certain threshold?

Then drinking under the table would be a horrible ordeal.

And I have to get a real answer:

WHAT IF I WERE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY CRAZY?!

Wait you arent?

What if dakka didnt have the edit feature

Then discretion would no longer be an afterthought.

What if craziness were contagious?

Then the Republican party would have infected us all already. Wait a minute....

What if Mass Effect 3's ending hadn't been shoddy and absolutely pointless?

Then there would be a better chance for a sequel.

What if the boxing game for the WII could hit back?

You'd train to be a professional fighter.

I wish I was a Lord of the Rings character.

Not a What If question. You are a rock.

What if I get into Private School?

It's actually run by Deepspawn worshippers of Dagon, and they impregnate you with the fishy one's offspring.

What if I went to work for a different school district?

grayshadow87 wrote:It's actually run by Deepspawn worshippers of Dagon, and they impregnate you with the fishy one's offspring.

What if I went to work for a different school district?

You leave your first job to apply for the second, and they don't take you.

What if used my sauna less?

Then there would be less sweat.

What if I was a shark?

You aren't?!

What if I were 500ft tall and made of gold?

You would be stolen, cut up and melted down within a few minutes of your discovery. The rest of your life would be spent as jewelry and pimp teeth.

What if video games like team fortress could shoot back at you - ending your life with a critical hit. Would you still play?

Then there would be lots of death amongst annoying children.

What if we are not real?

Then someone have a really messed up sense of humor

What if I & Shadowbrand assended to Daemonhood

Then Blap shall have to come too.

What if I won Golden Demon?

Then your head would swell and then explode.
(trust me on that one. I got an honorable mention once)
What if you found someone's warhammer army sitting on a sidewalk? (packed up)

I'd kick it into the road and say that somebody had locked a child in there. Hilarity ensues as I make my escape.

What if regular eggs were replaced with Creme Eggs?

Then omelettes would be even tastier!

What if you where playing an apoc game (10,000 points) for pink slips with a beautifully painted army and you lost?

Then some dice would be getting microwaved directly afterwards.

What if Tau were any good?

What if I won the Nobel peace prize?

Then you'd actually answer the last what if.

What if I was funny?

DOH! sorry about that.

Then I would need to make you my rival!

What if I bame lord of DakkaDakka

Then I'll be afraid.

What if I became Overlord of Dakkadom?

I would either recive a MOD promotion or a ban me thinks.


What if my significant other did nt wake me in the morning with coffe

Then soon she would find herself 6 feet under with a stone that has her name on it.

What if I had a significant other?

You would father the First Born (devil) which would destroy the earth itself.

What if I had more money.

You'd get the chair for theft.

What if I had actual talent?

You dont? Well you would be the ruler of the world


What if Max Payne 3 where a good game

Then we'd all be doomed.

What if I had a top hat, greatcoat, pipe, a few trains and a swagger stick. Plus twirly moustache and monocle.

Then I will wear a bear skin, adone the war paint and raid your home!

What if I became high king of Norway

Then the world will tremble.

What if I were the child of Jeebus?

I would nail you to a cross, and sacrifice your mother to the dark gods!

What I bougth pie! And shared with Dakka

Then I would not eat Pie.

What if I was the first humanoid on Mars?

Naked space females would apper and sno sno you until death

What if I became the fifth horseman of armagedon

Then I would be Santa.

What if I were my Avatar?

Then you'd like trains.

What if you were a train?

I'm not?

What if I liked Trains even more?

Then the universe would implode.

What if I was'nt still on minecraft?

Then the Fortress would be built far slower.

What if I didn't like Trains and wasn't from the 1800's?

Then you would be from the 1900's and like something else.

What if 40k was played with animated holographic projections?

Then I would nominate 40k to be the most manlinest thing ever

What if WHFB was played as a holograpic game with you in the middle of the figthing

Then I would be unavailable for a long time.

What if cats came with remote controls?

Then they would actually be worth something.

What if I was crowned as king of Normandy (where my ancient ancestors ruled.)

Then you would speak French, and you would have a French passport

What if I embraced my redneck roots

Then you'd become a shotgun-wielding, racist, hill person.

What if I bought a motorcycle?

Then your life would be much shorter.

What if NASCAR used machine guns?

It would increase the british audience and only be used by convicts. Just followiing the plot from death race.

What if BNP were voted in by the ethnic minorities they despise?

Then all the ethnic minorities in Britain would have a very difficult time...

What if Santa is real and everyone thinks he isn't because no one is good enough to receive presents?

Then Santa would be very bored.

What if people could be protected from their own stupidity?

Then the Darwin Awards are screwed.

What if I was talented and popular?

Then you would die at an early age from drug abuse.

What if Julia Gillard made a porno?

I would be scared, very scared

What if we all had no noses?

Then game store tournaments would be a bit more popular.

What if they stopped making pretzels?

Than many people would die with cases of the munchies, or they'd just turn to Doritos and Pringles.

What if stupidity was contagious?

Then I wouldn't be on Dakka, rather in a ditch making friends with a hornet's nest.

What if people loved the Train Baron?

Then they would stop loving Warhammer 40,000 so they can devote all their love to the Baron.

What if I became an African Warlord?

Then with your inexperience you would be tiger chow in a few days.
What if Tesla had not been shut down?

We would all walk about with our hair standing on end.

What if Hitler hadn't bombed London?

Then the space race might never have occurred and the cold war would have been non existent or of lesser importance.
Without USA or the Soviets knowing about the capabilities of the V-2 rockets used in the bombings of London at the late stages of the war they might not have fought so hard for the secrets of rocket technology.

Wernher von Braun would also probably have been classed as just another Nazi...

We might not have landed on the moon as quickly as we did. Our space programs would be a lot less developed... BLAH BLAH BLAH...


What if the Roman Empire didn't fall?

We would speak Latin and the world would be united under one rule.

What if Everyone could eat bacon.

We would all be a walking around yelling BEAR CAN SANDWICH! at the top of our lungs.

What if I forgot to put underwear on this morning?

We would rather not know.
What if swimsuits were optional at the pool?

I would go swimming a lot more often!

What if an acolyte accidently tripped over the emporers throne's power cable

The Imperials would all be eating tinned beans in the dark, waiting for all the nasty, crawly, killy things in the universe to come knocking.

What if there was a female space marine.

She would be quite popular.
What if there were two female space marines?

The space marines would give up fighting.

What if a space marine got the munchies?

Then the local candy store better have enourmus amounts of food ready.

What if Tau & Dark Eldar crossbreed?

Then you would have alternative lifestyle communists.

What if women finally realize that nerds are a better choice?

WHAT! They do not know this? Then the world would get alot better

What if Microsoft took over tech support for Chaos

Chaos would fail due to the blue screen of death.

What if an orc got a consience?

Well Waaaaaggghhhs would get alot more intresting.


What if I could decide on the collour I intend to use on my Chaos Dwarfs

People would get confused whether they were Chaos or Dwarfs.

What if I didn't take my username from the first pot of paint I saw?

Your username would be less manly and less full of win

What if trondheim had posted a question?

Then he would have got a witty answer from someone with a silly username like "Delvan".

What if GW stopped changing paint names for the hell of it?

I wouldn't have painted my space marines the wrong shade of blue.

What if gw lowered their prices?

Then more people would be more inclined to buy their stuff thus increasing their sales thus increasing their profit margins...in theory anyway.

What if BACON grew on trees?

Then rakeing the leaves would be much more fun.

What if they started putting GW figures in happy meals?

Then I would find a new hobby

What if they discovere that our beloved plastic men are acctualy crack cleverky disguiseed by our evil monkey overlords?

Then I think I can get them cheaper down on the corner.

What if you discover that your house is haunted?

That would eplain the moaning and groaning I hear all the time

What if you suddely woke up in the dark woods of Norway!

Then I would build a nice Norwegian fire until daylight.

What if someone invented a good mosquito repellent that actually worked?

Then all the mosquitos would die of lonliness

What if I became the new owner of GW?

You would give us all free stuff (hopefully)

What if GW allowed non GW armies into their tournaments?

Would probably lower GW's profit quite a bit.

What if GW would be sold to China?

Then codex would be harder to decipher and fortune cookies would contain messages from the emporer.

What if GW made rules more clearly?

We might realise how bad their game actually is.

What if a spacemarine went to relive himself then got shot?

It's what he deserves taking off his armor

What if some imperial guard roughriders capture and tamed some hive tyrants

Paradox's would ensue, the sun would explode, babies would be murdered in the street. Signed GW's accountants.

What if i actually collected a 105 man terminator army (20 squads of 5 belial, 2 chaplains and a libby)?

Then you would have some painting to do.

What if you put them in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?

Forgeworld would fix the caps, and the you would have a much less epic Crassus Armoured Assault Transport

What if Dakka did not have the edit feature

We'd all get banned

What if GW stopped putting out stuipid models?

Then their sales would drop as stupid people stopped buying.

What if GW put out a new WHFB terrain line without ten million skulls all over it?

I would be happy!

What if I hadn't sold all my warhammer?

Matt Ward would probably do all the other armies but yours.

What if crappy music stopped popping up.(Friday, Baby etc.)

Then people might rediscover some older better tunes.

What if I finish my Garden of Morr? Should I work on more terrain stuff or figures?

If you finish you terrain your figures will look better!

Then you shall have a blank answer

What if I recieved every model Games Workshop makes?

(bugger, forgot the question!)

you would probably need more storage space.

What if the 40k universe really was what the 41st millenium was like.

Then the 40th millenium would be a real bitch.

What if A Twin-Tailed comet hit GW headquarters?

Then I would set sail for England, and prepare to offer skulls to Khorne for granting me this grasp at glory

What if one day it started to rain Orks?

It would be rather messy

What if there was a God Emperor of Mankind irl

Then I would need to find the eye of terror rather fast

What if I, Shadowbrand and kingcracker took over the realm of chaos

Then there would commence an odd sound, such as someone making fart noises with thier armpit. The warp would expire with a loud pop.

What if there was an opposite plane to Chaos?

Well then it would be rather orderly to the point of complete tyranny

What if Black Library books dissapeared off the face of the earth.

I wouldn't care in the slightest.

What if GW are building an army of real space marines?

Then all competitors would be closed down as they storm their factories.

What if Lasguns became real

We are all doomed, althou I pity their rivals the mosr

What if akk of Dakka met for one massive party

It would be an invasion of wiener dogs

What if people no longer got ninja'd

Then some of this thread might make sense.

What if your mom played chaos?

Impossible, as south park has taught us Ginger's have no souls, and thats the one thing you need to be a part of chaos.

What if ........?

What if you where not a GIMP lover

What if I had a clean mind

You would not be male.

What if the world turned into a Fallout type hell hole?

Then notting would really change ib my neighbourhood, alhou the crackheads migth vanish

What if all Dark Angels wear pink ballerina skirts in their time of

They do that, the time is called sunday

What if the God Emperor of Mankind was Bugs Bunny

What if? he IS the emperor dontcha know!

What if I could poo plastic?

Then GW would ctach you and exploit you in horrid ways

What if I freed Necro from previosly mentioned fate

Then prices would rise again.

What if GW made automobiles?

They did, it was the Mustang 2

What if Matt Ward was fired.

Then maybe they would hire Gav Thorpe back.

What if Sigourney Weaver played Nids?

Then all of us are in for a serious beatdown Im afraid

What if Samuel L Jackson played Imperial Guard

He would become very tired of these mother-f___ing nids on this mother-f___ing planet.

What if you ran GW?

HMM I would sit in my office all day making pew-pew noises with the new models.

What if Chaos was begin to shrink?

Then Chaos marines would now become as my girlfriend would put it "Really cute!!!"

What if you finished your last post?

It would break from tradition.

What if I shot myself with a nerf gun?

You would have a dart sticking off the side of your head.

What if my edit actually worked?

Then we would all be doomed!

What if I got hungy?

You do, in about 40000 years, where do you think the hive mind came from.

What if this thread made sense?

Then the end of days would be upon us

What if my significant other could be freed from her illness

you would be having lots of fun right now.

What if A very british civil war actually happened?

It would be a very, very dull war. With alot of chavs running wild

What if Im your father

But, it can't be Trond, 'cus I AM YOUR FATHER!

What if I was Tronds father?

Then you will be paying for his education for a long time.

What if Dakka was on TV?

Then we all would learn how our Dakka friends look like

What if Dakka was made into a Hollywood blockbuster

Then there would be way too much CGI.

What if clowns showed up at your house?

They would die, slowly wile the last thing they see are their loved ones torn to shreds, and the sound of their aungiush filling their ears


What if I where a kind man

I would commit murder.

what if i did murder the clowns?

Then you would fail, for despite your initial success, you would be overrun as their endlesslegions spewed forth from their small car, pelting you with cream pies until you are buried alive.

What if I wake up my wife and make her cook lunch?

You will get another black eye

What if I took all your money

You would be seeing how cavernous the barrel of a .45 looks from the business end.

What if I owned a .577 T-Rex rifle (video of people shooting one)

Then you would become famous on the interwebzs for being the nerd who died after shooting a gun

What if GW bougth you, and licensed the use of you in the enxt Michal Bay movie

It would be an even worse film than transformers.

What if instead of re enacting, i actually went back in time?

Then you would wind up in the wrong year and everyone would think you dress funny.

What if reenactors used real bullets?

we would all die, unless you do a period without guns.

What if the caves snurl lived in were the bin laden caves?

Then there would be a huge underground explosion.

What if I started reenacting again?

I would be very happy! and we may meet at somepoint! - maybe not, Americas a bit far for me to travel on shanks's pony!

What if Stalins russia had actually been communist?

Then it would have been much easier to divide and exploit.

What if reenactors did not spend 80% of their time at an event bitching?

The we would have nothing to do!

What if re enactors actually got their information from academic books instead of their mate down the pub?

Then the world would be much more peacefull

What if I decided to seek out Necrovamp and challenge him to battle!

Then people would reenact the epic battle hundreds of years from now.

What if Snurl had asked a question?

(Trond, if you ever come to england, find me and we can fight!)

Then it surely would have been answered by now.

What if the zombies come?

i would form a zombie protection outfit and campaign to give them decent homes.


What if the Pirates apeared at a zombie infestation?

Then Dead Man's Chest would take on a whole new meaning.

What if Red Bull really gave you wings?

we would have supercool ariel larp battles with foam swords, bean bags and shouting 'LIGHTENING BOLT' at each other, oh what fun.

What if the spartans at thermopylae all had PMS?

Then the outcome would have been similar. One can only open up so many cans of whoop-ass, pms or not.

What if The Bismark could be raised?

The some independant rich guy would raise it and either put it in a muesum and charge lots of money to see it or sell it for scrap.

They will never raise it in out lifetime anyway it's a war grave, but i do find it odd that they will not touch ww1/ww2 wrecks but anything pre 20th century seems fair game.

What if the Mary rose hadn't been raised?

Then it would still be on the bottom of the sea.
(news- they recently found a u-boat about 70 miles south of nantucket and plan to dive on it further)

What if wargame figures were made of gold?

They would cost less than GW's

What if the figures came to life?

Then most of them would suffocate in thier foam packing.

What if the unpainted ones hated the painted figures?

There would be a civil war, wehre the painted minis where falsley led by their false god against the pure unpainted ones....oh wait....

What if I told you to get a long standing weight?

Then I would wonder what you are asking for.

What if GW started a line of snack foods?

They would be the best snack foods in the world.

What if we were not the only 2 on this thread?

Then it may be time to pack it in and move on.

What if this thread was revived by a Threadromancer?

Then mods would lock it

What if Firefly was never canceled?