Well would you look at what I found strolling through the P&M Showcase

going away for the weekend. If you need Ilya to do anything, just do it, but don't kill him.

Morning.

Morning everyone.

I'm coming to yo camp...

Very soon..

G'day.

Morning.

..So, Is anyone gonna post?

I would, except I'm waiting for Joker.

Posted.

Got to go, seeya.

Enjoy your present, Joker.

Perfect timing!

My character is allergic to hugs.

Private_Joker wrote:My character is allergic to hugs.

HUG!

I am gonna get so evil!

Private_Joker wrote:My character is allergic to hugs.

So as not to sink the sinking feelings thread then.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:But Servo-skulls are boring.

Now if you were a CSM...

Anyway, keep this to another thread. We want this to survive.

I guess I could, though unless renegade they are sort of one dimensional.

Yes, hence the Chaos part in CSM...

You can play Chaos...

Or Guard...

Very well I suppose I'll go Tzeentch then, time to catch up first though.

Edit: Though reading through it at the moment, maybe a quick run through to give me an idea.

Admiral's gonna be so happy.

Already have an image to go with it as well.



Lazy, but meh.

It's so pwetty!

Hmm...

What do you wanna be? I'm gonna guess a Sorcerer...

Seeing as the fight had been going for a while perhaps a champion. Going to try to make him interesting. Tzeentch likes to be a jerk so maybe something like immortality, however he has been granted the vision of his death; just without knowing when or who. Sort of like a schemer more or less. Trying of course not to go OP.

Uh...

You could always be, for example, immensely powerful but utterly insane?

Insane in a good way I suppose; does lead to some interesting interactions. Building on the earlier idea, he could randomly slip through time depending on where Tzeentch wants him the most and have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on; that could the "immortality" thing as more of a way of mocking him than granting him that power.

The reason I've not filled out the character sheet thing is so I can get the kinks worked out of it here first.

N0t_u i'm fine with it but ATM i'm sort of the commander of the tzeentch forces and i don't think you can secede me. Not meant as an insult or anything just a heads up.

Surely there's more than just one tzeentch warband?

Posted.

Toastedandy wrote:Surely there's more than just one tzeentch warband?

No that was the unique part we had.

Tzeentch small but elite warband.

Nurgle medium sized but mechanized warband.

khorne medium sized but has CSM warband.

slaanesh very large is has plenty of meatshields.

Also command of the complete chaos army is ATM divided by the three of us if it was a khorne guy then sure.
Blap why won't you let him be zhufor?

admiral9 wrote:N0t_u i'm fine with it but ATM i'm sort of the commander of the tzeentch forces and i don't think you can secede me. Not meant as an insult or anything just a heads up.

I was thinking more slightly independent than allying eventually seeing as I sort of come out of nowhere. But, I guess I'll just put more thought into it and come back later.

I'm back

No ofcourse not feel welcome to join i didn't want to scare you of ofcourse you can join.

Because Zhufor isn't here?

And admiral, stop badgering her. We can iron out the kinks in GM court.

You're right blap. You have the right to say yes or no.
I obey supreme game master!

Damn it Joker, I need you!

I be arriving soon at yo chaos base.

And rough draft go.

Name: Khronos (he has had many names though real name is lost)

Gender: Male

Position: Known only to the Changer of Ways

Appearance:


Background:
Once an inventor he sought nothing more than knowledge then to use that knowledge to further humanity to even greater heights. A simple goal, but one hard to follow. He contributed to several breakthroughs lost through time with the Dark Age of Technology. Eventually he found himself feeling limited by those around him. Only by thinking of them as additional tools could he stand the disruption their prescence brought. However eventually he found it difficult to find new secrets to persue, new machines and tools to create and most importantly time. During his later years eccentricity hit its peak and he began to look into the occult; as to a less advanced race superior technology appeared as magic.

As a lone old man without a single living distraction he began to hear whispers; promises of more time and of more secrets to pursue. The whisper grew louder day by day, every now and then pointing him towards the next big discovery. Until one day the whisper revealed itself and its intention to him in a dream. On his deathbed, it seemed it would be the final truth he could bring to light. The Daemon simply made him an offer instead; to live in his youth until the end of time so as to pursue every secret the universe had to hold. The condition being that each would be told to Tzeentch. Shocked and slightly in disbelief he accepted the offer. The Daemon cackled and showed him the first secret, a brief glimpse of his death.

He awoke the next day to find himself young again surrounded by the ruins of the lab he once called home; as if he had slept for a millennia. This wouldn't be the last time as the Daemon had been somewhat literal with its offer; he would live to see the end of time by slipping randomly through it. Then to ensure he would always have a secret to chase, not only would he randomly skip through time; he would forget a bit of his past as well. This started with his name, then family and then childhood friends; he would retain any knowledge he had gathered, but the way to it would be forgotten.

Distraught, he had attempted to take his life several times. Only to find himself watching his past self commit suicide every time. A paradox that only fuels his curiosity further.

Personality:
Chronophobic, sociopathic, curious, intelligent, snobby

Very nice.

Gorram it, I want Joker.

I mean, I'm not doing this to thin air...

My character's gonna try his luck at acting!

Robot one thing the camp has way better security because of the fact that organized patrols are stationed so you won't be able to make a magic sneak in like last time.

admiral9 wrote:Robot one thing the camp has way better security because of the fact that organized patrols are stationed so you won't be able to make a magic sneak in like last time.

I am currently masquerading as a Khorne cultist, so I won't try to sneak in.

Yes masquerading so you will probably be called out by the squig to join the attack.

I never said the job would be easy..

Hey TRL, have fun in my Chimera

Uum TAS you do know that khorne guys utterly despise slaaneshi.

And artillery what kind of ordnance do we have?

Sure, i'l act all antisocial to them..

Dude i made it into someones sig! First time ever!

Yatta!

Hah, its kinda funny that I'm in a chimera with a commisar I was fighting beside only a week ago, and now he's a Nurgle follower while I'm masquerading as a Khornate cultist.

Hmm...

Do you think Joker will mind if I get down with his character?

No idea.

I might have to flip a coin.

In da Chimera.

Squig?

OK, give me a vote. Yay or Nay to Atris getting down with Joker's character.

And...

BEGIN!

I have no opinion.

Tarkus on the other hand...

Trollin up Tarkus XD

TheRobotLol wrote:I have no opinion.

Tarkus on the other hand...

What?

PRAY TELL ME, GOOD SIR, WHAT ON EARTH YOU ARE SPEAKING OF?

I'm honestly waiting for templar to post.

You could vote...

Who knows what shiggles will be unearthed?

TRL! POST FOR AWKSNESS

POSTED!

not going away for the weekend now, too wet to sit in a muddy field. will post soon

TAS! POST, POST NOW!

I LOVEDED YOUSE JOKER!

I LOVEDED YOUSE!

You only loved me for my body....

Post Angry, post!

Private_Joker wrote:You only loved me for my body....

Actually, I never did.

Although your character must be either homosexual or blind and unfeeling.

Blind and unfeeling. Should have read my character sheet before falling for me.

Ah now thats a good khorny guy.

Well I guess I'm off to beat up some guard..

As am it intriguing.

Posted.

Private_Joker wrote:Blind and unfeeling. Should have read my character sheet before falling for me.

I still think that you'd been a bit intrigued.

Blap better finish those boys one way or the other and begin preparing to die

Y'know what you said about fething around with soldiers?

KILL, MAIM, BURN!

TheRobotLol wrote:KILL, MAIM, BURN!

SAVE MEH LOL!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:KILL, MAIM, BURN!

SAVE MEH LOL!

I'm a little busy brutalising some unfortunates...

Yes one way or the other blap.

Hey Admiral, you should come say hello!

admiral9 wrote:Yes one way or the other blap.

I either get all molested by this guardsman or what?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Yes one way or the other blap.

I either get all molested by this guardsman or what?

I'l happily kill him for you..

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Yes one way or the other blap.

I either get all molested by this guardsman or what?

I'l happily kill him for you..

And then what?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Yes one way or the other blap.

I either get all molested by this guardsman or what?

I'l happily kill him for you..

And then what?

I have no idea..

Hide me? Take me as your serf?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Hide me? Take me as your serf?

You can run off with me, as I go evil/violent and partialy Khornate..

Slowly but surely chaos is beginning to grow!

admiral9 wrote:Slowly but surely chaos is beginning to grow!

WRONG, ADMIRAL!

Chaos is begin to grow, sure, but BEGINNING?! Ptooey!

I'M NOT CHAOS YET, HA!

Anyway i was alone and now everyone is chilling with the chaos pimps.

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Hide me? Take me as your serf?

You can run off with me, as I go evil/violent and partialy Khornate..

Aw... just take me.

admiral9 wrote:Anyway i was alone and now everyone is chilling with the chaos pimps.

I'm not...

I also keep on getting cuddled...

I can't exactly get anywhere soon.

Beating up guardsmen, and all that.

TheRobotLol wrote:I can't exactly get anywhere soon.

Beating up guardsmen, and all that.

But I'm so close... all you have to do is find the right building...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:I can't exactly get anywhere soon.

Beating up guardsmen, and all that.

But I'm so close... all you have to do is find the right building...

Fair enough.

If only someone would post..

Is he using protection?

admiral9 wrote:Is he using protection?

Plot armour, baby!

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:I can't exactly get anywhere soon.

Beating up guardsmen, and all that.

But I'm so close... all you have to do is find the right building...

Fair enough.

If only someone would post..

Enjoy, Lol. Come at me.

Posted.

I'm in the building, shouting loudly.

Posted boys.

TheRobotLol wrote:I'm in the building, shouting loudly.

C'mere a second, this pillock's heading for a punching/shooting/horrific stabbing...

Hes dead..

very dead..

Blap accept it you are being raped there is no denying it.

admiral9 wrote:Blap accept it you are being raped there is no denying it.

Not any more.

Please do not circumvent our word filter. Thanks. Manchu TASquig?

You pooped yourself a little?

Well there is still a horny blood crazed zerker in front of you.

POOPED a little?!

admiral9 wrote:Well there is still a horny blood crazed zerker in front of you.

Who, me?

It's all lies! He's not even a cultist!

You pooped yourself TAS?

Dear God..

And yes, I'm slightly insane at the moment.

You're welcome to join chaos either that or have the daemons consume you.

And tzeentch cultists are tougher then slaanesh ones they are equipped with carapace armor las guns and modified long las rifles.

Leaving the building, killing cultists/guard.

Sure just don't powerplay against the daemons.

I love the taste of Panda flesh... Mmm, nothing beats homemade cooking...

Jumping out of the building, running in fear.

Still not as weird as the angry sguiq.

G'night, I need to sleep.

Things have gotten awfully weird round 'ere...

Yes yes they have.
While you guys here fighting for a small abandoned village i am pillaging the real las bastion. muahahahha

Toastedandy wrote:Things have gotten awfully weird round 'ere...

I'm Khorne now, yay!

admiral9 wrote:Yes yes they have.
While you guys here fighting for a small abandoned village i am pillaging the real las bastion. muahahahha

So theres no one at your base then?

Actually the nurgle and the majority of the khornate forces are there dug in in heavy trench networks.
Half our forces are still in the camp.

Thats cool, as long as the bastion actually puts up a fight, and isn't steam rolled by only half your army.

I'l meet your character Admiral..?

...Come on, it'l be funny!

Sure ATM i am standing on a hill surrounded by 50 stormtroopers next to a portal summoning daemons.

But honestly she s a kind person at heart if you can appeal to her good side she can help you.

*Ponders*

Yeah, I'l probably post sometime later/tomorrow after there has been some posts.

What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

Ah the logic has finally arrived with you imperials.

My character DOES have a reason for being a little insane at the moment by the way.

..Khorne was always the coolest of the chaos gods in my opinion. Can I be in your council? Pweeze?

Now I know how a PDF feels

TheRobotLol wrote:My character DOES have a reason for being a little insane at the moment by the way.

..Khorne was always the coolest of the chaos gods in my opinion. Can I be in your council? Pweeze?

Well you earn it. You need to gain full allegiance from the forces you want yours are khorne then you might be allowed.

Running away should be fun..

..not at all dangerous..

Well anway good night all.

Good night.

I might as well be going as well.

Good Night all.

necrovamp wrote:What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

There was a retreat, but it was never expanding on by the person who called it. I was under the impression we were only a fraction of the main battle line, just holding a flank in a village.

Sorry, my friend hacked my dakka, he was boreddd. Sam did not in fact poop his pants XD

I thought the pooping bit made sense.

Toastedandy wrote:

necrovamp wrote:What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

There was a retreat, but it was never expanding on by the person who called it. I was under the impression we were only a fraction of the main battle line, just holding a flank in a village.

I called it, and we did finish it. That's why after we all got back to the hab blocks I sent out a message to all the covering units to return and dig in. That was a WEEK ago.

Wait wait wait Not_u i need a cabal of sorcerers and you can be the leader of them which will make you important enough to be co commander.

Posted.

I guess I'm just waiting for feed back on the draft from BBB.

Private_Joker wrote:

Toastedandy wrote:

necrovamp wrote:What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

There was a retreat, but it was never expanding on by the person who called it. I was under the impression we were only a fraction of the main battle line, just holding a flank in a village.

I called it, and we did finish it. That's why after we all got back to the hab blocks I sent out a message to all the covering units to return and dig in. That was a WEEK ago.

Must of missed it, but it wasn't a WEEK, it was two days ago.

I'm amazed you didn't recognise me, Squig!

So we are fighting for a retreet that has finished? Very Imperial I must say

necrovamp wrote:

Toastedandy wrote:

necrovamp wrote:What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

There was a retreat, but it was never expanding on by the person who called it. I was under the impression we were only a fraction of the main battle line, just holding a flank in a village.

who did call it?

it apears we are stuck out on our own while everyone else is turning to chaos...!

...I'm not chaos yet...

Lol I may become chaos 'so i can follow the trend.

How does one get promoted around here?

Toastedandy wrote:

Private_Joker wrote:

Toastedandy wrote:

necrovamp wrote:What are we defending the village from anyway? i thought we were covering a retreet but there doesnt seem to be one!

There was a retreat, but it was never expanding on by the person who called it. I was under the impression we were only a fraction of the main battle line, just holding a flank in a village.

I called it, and we did finish it. That's why after we all got back to the hab blocks I sent out a message to all the covering units to return and dig in. That was a WEEK ago.

Must of missed it, but it wasn't a WEEK, it was two days ago.

No, in real life it was two days ago, in the RPG however it was a WEEK ago. I don't know what the hell your character's have been doing in all that time but we are a full week ahead of anything you guys are posting.

I never remember seeing the note either, it may be easier to say our characters never got the message and have fighting for the week.

Yeah

What armour does a rough rider wear?

isnt it flak armour?

isnt it flak armour? carapace armour seems a bit heavy for cavalry.

Name
Borris El'gustus

Gender
Male

Position
Rough Rider
Appearance
In normal Flak armour, he is short and overweight, he has no helmet and is bald.
Background
Borris came from a family of luxury, his grew up in a militaristic family. He was forced into the Imperial Guard by his father. He has little caring for his comrades and all he cares about is promotion. He got promoted to Rough Rider after showing prowess and dedication to his skill with his Combat Knife. He is reluctant to help others in his regiment except in battle, blackmailing and threatning others to scrounge money out of his regiment.
Personality
Selfish, Arrogant, Menancing, Manipulative

Welcome.

Try and threaten me, and i'l go all Khorne on you..

Sorry everybody my internet is down. I'm using my step mams phone might get internet back at 9pm I hope.

I'm back from my FLGS everyone!
beat the space marines again they seem to be getting weaker.

Posted.

Comin' at ya chaos!

Well sam is the only on duty commanding officer ATM.

..Sure.

Little bit of shameless advertisement. I am testing a new way to do an RPG, just have a look at it in my signature.

I have returned...

Yayz!

I've run off..

to the chaos base..

TheRobotLol wrote:Yayz!

I've run off..

to the chaos base..

You little bitch.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Yayz!

I've run off..

to the chaos base..

You little bitch.

I'l be back..

Anyway, I said, I'D lost track of where you got to..

TheRobotLol wrote:Anyway, I said, I'D lost track of where you got to..

Sure you did...

I'mma stab your backses...

I have returned.

Imma meet some playah characterz!

Imma gonna stab youse...

Imma go
"Ow, Please do not circumvent our word filter. Thanks. Manchu Atris?"

Oh and Squig..

Say hello..

Trust me, Lol, it'll either be sexy or deadly...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Trust me, Lol, it'll either be sexy or deadly...

Trust me..I'm awesome with grenades/an axe..

I'm at the chaos base anyway..

STAB ME NOW THEN!

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Trust me, Lol, it'll either be sexy or deadly...

Trust me..I'm awesome with grenades/an axe..

STAB ME NOW THEN!

DO YOU WANT TO GET ASSASSINATED BY A CHAOS NINJA?

DO YOU?!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Trust me, Lol, it'll either be sexy or deadly...

Trust me..I'm awesome with grenades/an axe..

STAB ME NOW THEN!

DO YOU WANT TO GET ASSASSINATED BY A CHAOS NINJA?

DO YOU?!

ARE YOU CHAOS?

ARE YOU?!

I might turn to it, and then it'll all turn into some sort of group orgy...

Yippee.

TheRobotLol wrote:Oh and Squig..

Say hello..

I'm actually in a Tzeentchian commissars house being drugged soooooooo

BlapBlapBlap wrote:I might turn to it, and then it'll all turn into some sort of group orgy...

Yippee.

Yeah, an orgy...

..OF VIOLENCE!

I am slightly Khornate, not Slaanesh, afterall..

TheAngrySquig wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Oh and Squig..

Say hello..

I'm actually in a Tzeentchian commissars house being drugged soooooooo

A the joys of roofies!

Dude, I was a SM Pimp, I've done weirder...

Well I've done much crazier.

*COUGH*Leonidus*COUGH*

..He was an awesome mad doctor..

I should have my character treated by o'l Leonidus..

C'mon Magnus...

Post, Magnus, POST!

TheRobotLol wrote:Post, Magnus, POST!

It'd be brilliant if he was online...

He is..

I swear this gets about three posts, and then goes silent for half a day..

Well this is going nowhere any time soon...

Seeya.

Posted, was away all day.

Who could da doctor be..

Doctor Who?

Anyway why would an apothecary be treating a lowly traitor guardsman?

Private_Joker wrote:Doctor Who?

Anyway why would an apothecary be treating a lowly traitor guardsman?

He's the main medic, and remember, he does like the experimenting on the occasional person..

You might wake up with a chain-strap-on....

Private_Joker wrote:You might wake up with a chain-strap-on....

Hes not Slaanesh...

Crazy, yes, but perverted like some in the War shades thread? No.

I am back!

Yayz!

Need to be saved from leonidas?

Ok..

Yes please..

Sure because i will do it.

Yay!

Wait what do i need to save you from actually?

Being likely turned into another cyber-man thing...

So i enter with 10 stormtroopers order him to stand down and get you to my own tent?

Sounds good. Don't make Leonidus a pushover though, he's a veteran of the great crusades and the horus heresy..

Thats why i am taking 10 stormtroopers 4 of thm have meltas.

Thats fine.

Just have respect, tiss all...

done

Yayz!

Leonidus lives!

Stabby stabby...

*Cough*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*Cough*

Well i will give ya some meds so don't worry.

Yay, meds!

Your move Admiral...

Your move...

Do your worst..

My worst has been done.

Curse my hubris..

Do bear in mind, I coud probably take him in melee...

Him?

Oh, the Slaanesh person

Anyway...

..I just wana be friends..

Well no he can probably put his tongue through your skull before you hit him.

Trust me Lol, if you escape, you're worse off...

Atris will find you...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Trust me Lol, if you escape, you're worse off...

Atris will find you...

I'm counting on it..

Please don't send me to the tongue monster Admiral!

I'l do anything!

Well you do realize that that doesn't work anymore lynessa wants to make gareva only want her and she won't touch anyone else.

Hooray templar is back.

I've got a frag grenade..

admiral9 wrote:Well you do realize that that doesn't work anymore lynessa wants to make gareva only want her and she won't touch anyone else.

I DID mean combat wise..

Uum i think your post and templars post need to be reversed.

I'L BLOW YOU ALL UP, I'M CRAZY!

Uum there is one thing thats wrong with that

marks of tzeentch includes protection spells

admiral9 wrote:Uum there is one thing thats wrong with that

marks of tzeentch includes protection spells

What about your lover boy?

I'VE GOT YOU NOW

Well look at his post then you will understand.

I guess at this point I'm better off waiting for the next one then.

Nope you can join pretty easily now.

Then back to waiting for BBB to say if my character is alright or not.

Hey templar, admiral, if this is going where i think it is, I'm out..

Nope as far as i know i will only give him to you as a present.
And an excuse to drop in and make sre no female will touch gareva.

Is fine, is fine.

Anyone gonna post then?

EDIT: Ha, what timing!

Now to figure out how/when my character can pop up in it. I guess I did half of it already in their background.

Posted. Imma leave your chaos base then..

Well you got enough tzeentch allies and i will welcome you because i need a sorcerer.

So...whats my job?

I suppose I could just show up. That is sort of what he does.

BBB did also make the sky darkening which would make it seem cooler too.

Tarkus this will be fun. xD

I'm a double agent!

Giving info to both sides!

I made the situation because i knew you would love it.

And posted finally I guess...

I'l get going then..

TO THE GOOD GUY PLACE!

Can you pick me up on the way?

I have some...

Plans...

Fine, I'l meet you. I just posted though..

Anyone?

I'll do it then so you can.
Sets me up to meet any allies, though I only know of admiral, just not his character name. Sort of makes my just showing up more genuine.

Would anyone mind if I made some Chaos NPCs?


No one important, maybe a corporal and a few sergeants

Fine.

I don't mind.

Heading yo way Brap..

Post!

POST!

n0t_u wrote:I'll do it then so you can.
Sets me up to meet any allies, though I only know of admiral, just not his character name. Sort of makes my just showing up more genuine.

So you want to be allies with me? marvelous!

He has to work with someone I suppose, considering he generally has nothing. Though he doesn't think much of others so close enough.

Hello Atris!

Hello...

Well make your post about yourself entering and you will get a warm tzeentchian welcome.

Already have and wandering about now.

Posted!

Posted.

Posted.

I need A MEDIC!

What? I can't here you over the sound of rage.

Heal him with your punches.

I'm walking off..

Posted.

Tarkus, the most charasmatic Khornate who ever lived..

Not_U

Your move

Uhh admiral. I'm already talking to him in the field he showed up in...

Oh darn it. what should i post about then?

And TheAngrySquig you do realize that not_u is also tzeentch and thay hate nurgle.

TheAngrySquig wrote:Not_U

Your move

Time to write up a new post then, just finished one where he kills two random Khorne cultists out of boredom.

I'll just put it here for later then.

As Khronos continued along the faint trail, two cultist jumped out at him. Judging by their deranged faces and clubs fashioned from debris they were worshippers of Khorne. Khronos stood and simply watched them charge at him, knowing full well what would happen next. The large pipe the first dragged hit him directly in the face, his head caving in under the force of the blow and his lifeless body dropping to the ground followed by a slow clap. Khronos was standing where he had been moments before, his lifeless corpse slowly disintegrating while his current body seemed to fade into existence. A look of disappointment on his face.

"So then, which of you actually wants to be more than a pathetic waste of everyone's time?" he asked, the cultists flying into rage. However this time energy shot out from Khronos' hands at the them; twisting in arcs then entering through their eyes. The two lowered their weapons and stood in place; now little more than mere puppets. "Now then, be good scouts and gather some information for me. No need to report back, I'll know it as you do." he said before he continued on shaking his head. Their eyes faintly glowing blue, the two cultists ran off in opposite directions.

No actually it wasn't, I just said that IDK who he is so I wouldn't know what god he's with and asked if I should take my Nurgleyness to the next level?

I will kill that Captain..

Which one do I go with?

Both, I guess.

Mine, it was 1st

The tzeentch one (your ally)
Or nurgle (the guy your god hates)

Admiral, work on the speed there, second time in a row you've come in second

You're just a damn good ninja.

..I'm just waiting for you two to kill each other..

Posted then and Squig did post first I suppose.

Uum then i'll just meet up wih you now.

Posted.

Do I need to copy paste my abandoned post above?

Nah i think i made it fluffly again.

Hey guys can you put me up to date with what's going on please?

We were all driven out of our base and are running.

I are popular and an easy way to fix any plot holes.

n0t_u wrote:I are popular and an easy way to fix any plot holes.

I WILL OUT PLOTHOLE YOU!

Posted.

Weird dreams..

rockerbikie wrote:Hey guys can you put me up to date with what's going on please?

Me Gaunt and Necro are a week behind, everyone else, but will hopefully catch up soon enough.

Don't really know whats going on with the chaos side, seemed like they had the imperial base in there grasp, and decided to go home.

N0t_u watch out blap has a plothole generator!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

n0t_u wrote:I are popular and an easy way to fix any plot holes.

I WILL OUT PLOTHOLE YOU!

I'll travel back in time to help my past self kill my other past self while yet another watches and takes notes from the side. Or are paradoxes different?