Korea comes in and gropes Japan and Germany off the Hill.

Korea's Hill

China come in. China show you how things are done using ancient Chinese fashion.

*scribbles*

Simple enough. China take all. You can go home now.

China's hill.

Russia stares at China. In the ensuing fanfics, they **** on the hill, and china has a child.

RuChu's Hill.

Sealand appears.

There is a very good reason the Hetalia series 4 DVD states "Seriously, avoid Sealand!" on the back.

Sealand's hill.

I wander over.

My Hill.

Mi comes over.

Mi's Hill

Two Japanese businessmen come over holding a strange device.

"Wii would like to play."

Wii Hill

Philips's comes in and temporarily acquires the rights to several Nintendo characters.

CD-I hill

I dig the hill into a hole.

Inverted Hill.

The hole quickly fills with water.

Lake Hill.

I use the hill hole and water as a jelly mould.

Then I invert it. Wobbly hill.

The jelly gains sentience.

Jelly Jiggler's Nu Hill.

Giant Baby comes by and eats the sentient Jelly, then leaves. Jelly bits, and spit is everywhere.

Messy Hill.

Consuela comes by and cleans the hill

Lemon Pledge scented hill

Cave Johnson comes, and gives his engineers the ok to make the hill combustible.

Combustible lemon hill.

Olympian torch runner trips and blows up the hill.

Olympian Memorial Hill.

MOO assaults the hill with his Mech lance. Moo s hill.

A cow comes.

Dairy hill.

I lure the cow onto a catapult - resulting in the funniest flying cow since twister.

Medieval hill

I develop gunpowder. Renasionce hill

I spell Renaissance correctly.

Spell Check Hill.

I budly spel dis. buddly spelt hilzz

KK c0m32.

Troll hill.

I wander back to the topic to see who took the hill, I look at the troll's hill, I wait for weeks and come back. The troll has starved due to no one feeding it. I walk on the hill which has since turned to a messy jelly wobbly olympian memorial hill. I am disappointed with my hill so I hop on my bull dozer nearby and demolish the hill, burying everything. I then grab some dirt from a different location and make a new hill. and I plant a tree on it. and some grass seed. I look on in amazement.

Mother Nature's hill.

A family of skunks moves in.

Nice hill from a mile away
(upwind)

I shoot the skunks.

Sniper hill

The sniper shoots the sniper and moves in.

The Sniper's Hill.

I crater the hill

Cratered hill

Mah Boi! This hill is what ALL true warriors strive FOR!

King Harkinian's hill.

Bobobo comes and kicks the king of the hill.

Nose Hair Hill.

MOO flamers the nose hair

MOO s hill

I flamer your nose hair.

My Hill.

I introduce you to the Buisness end of my Catapult K2s PPCs.

My hill

The skunks that make up your catapult break up and move into the hill.

Skunk hill.

I lure the skunks away by painting a white stripe down the back of a lady cat so they chase afetr her amourously. Worked for pepe le pew anyway....

My hill.

The people rise up, and destroy all concept of the individual, and revert back to iron age level technologies and understandings.

We Hill.

A big bear frightens them away and eats the slow ones.
Grizzly Hill

I use Yogi Bear to broker a truce with your bear.

My Hill.

I copyright the name My Hill with a $5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01 royalty for every time it is used.
My® Hill.

I buy out your company so i now own the name.

My hill.

I destroy the word "My" from the English language, and have it's use punishable by death.

Death Hill.

Death is overcome by modern medicine.
Miracle Hill

I buy out the medicine buisness and make it incredibly expensive

Cooperation hill

Folks who can't afford their medicine storm the hill and liberate the medical supplies.
The People's Hill

I rise up and retake the hill, oppressing the people even more.

Facist hill

The Russian Army comes in and takes the hill over.

U.S.S.H.

I activate my failsafe and turn the hill into a crater with masses of explosives.

My crater

Rei Ayanami comes and plants a vegetable garden in the crater. She scares off invaders with her unearthly charm and a stick of her prized celery.

Rei's hill.

Rats eat Rei and ransack her gardens

Rodent hill/crater

The Horned Rat is pleased.
Skaven Hill

Warpath comes in.

Ver'myn Hill.

I pound the hill flat and put a burger stand on it.

Urban hill.

The burger stand changes it's name, and hires an annoying Canadian actor to take orders.

Welcome to Good Burger Hill, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

I am Painis Cupcake! I will eat YOU!

*Num num num!*

Painis Cupcake's hill.

Purple waffle beats Painis Cupcake.

This is an actual rule, and not something I pulled out of my ass.

My hill.

I beat your purple waffle with a rule I've just pulled out of my ass.

My Hill.

*push*

My Hill

Kush.
Original hill.

*power armored kick to the backside*

My hill.

I dazzle everyone with my shiny divine majesty.
All thine hill shall belong to us.

It eventually gets dark.
I only come at night.
My hill. Mostly.

I wait till it's light.

My Hill.

Till it's dark again...

I fear no darkness for I am fear incarnate.
My Hill.

Goatse happens. And then you know true fear.

My (vomit covered) hill.

OK!
Can we please agree that you can't use the same hill title twice in a row?

A mountain is made.
Molehill.

I climb to the top and plant my flag.

King of the Molemen's Hill.

The Molemen rebel and create a republic.

Republic of Molemen's Hill.

I hire the mole-inator. He exterminates the moles. I settle my tab with him. He leaves

My hill

You are worshipped as a god, fed, bathed, then sacrificed in a bloody ritual.
Mayan Hill.

I bombard the hill with artillery, then charge up it in my tank.

My Hill.

I roll burning fuel drums down the hill at you and incenerate your armour.
Really bad old movie hill.

A new direct comes by and remakes the movie.
Really Bad remake movie hill.

Uwe Boll comes, and causes the hill to reach critical mass of horribleness.

Impossible hill.

The hill goes direct to video.
Forgotten Hill.

Forgotten Hill 2 becomes a cult classic.

Cult Classic Hill

BURN HERETICS!

Imperium's Hill

1 million 'nids stop by for lunch.
Hive Hill

Starcraft fans see the nids, and start raging that they are rip offs of the zerg.

Scubby hill.

The nerds get ripped apart by tyrannids and thus female gamers are no longer plagued by horny nerds ushuring in an era of gaming on top of the hill

Female gamer's hill

A male nerd gamer , who happens to be me, violently pushes himself into existence by the power of his allmighty neckbeard. The females flee.

Neckbeard's hill.

_________________________________________________________________________________________________

__________Hill.

I cover the hill in a white cloth and draw a big yellow circle on the top.

Worlds largest pretend fried egg hill.

Commas, Periods, and wild Apostrophies descend and overwhelm the surface, Punctuating the entire hill with their Exclamation Points.
"The Hill"

I unleash a million Stompas! Soon, the world is stomped flat, except for this one hill.

The Lone Hill

Sylvester Stallone punches out the stompas and takes up residence on.....
Rocky Hill

I give Rocky a red headband and point him towards some bad guys.

My Hill.

A t1000 shows me a photo and says 'Have you seen this boy?'

I point him in your direction.

My Hill.

Dale Gribble throws pocket sand in the t1000's face. My hill

Hank kicks both you and Dale's asses for messing up his t1000 Vogner Grill.

Hank's Hill.

The T1000 Vogner grill turns back into the proper T1000.
Hank and Dale are dead.
Max is barking.

Max the dogs hill.

Max broke his legs while playing. The next vet is hundreds of miles away. Sadly I have to shoot him. He suffers no more.

Sad Observers hill.

Dark mist rises from the grave, and the Observers all die horrible deaths. There is now only silence.

Silent Hill

Sheep come to graze on the peaceful hillside.

Flocked Hill.

The hill decides to graze on some peaceful sheep.

Strange hill.

Stalin annexes the hill.

Soviet Russian Hill.

In Soviet Russia, hill grazes you!

Soviet Russian Hill grazes on a person pass their expiration date. With an upset stomach, a mudslide commences.

Sick Hill.

The communist mud spreads communism to nearby land masses, resulting in the formation of the Union of Soviet Socialist Hills.

Communism, communism everywhere.

Communism, COMMUNISM!? You mean HERESY!!!

*Glasses Union of Soviet Socialist Hills from Orbit and rebuilds it into "T E H HOLY HILL OF T E H EMPRAH"*

I claim DEZ hill in HIZ name!

*Sends you away with the proper forms to secure the hill, you just need His name and you'll be all set*

Until you get back, the hill is back up for sale. *Plants For Sale sign*

Hill For Sale

The hill is bought by real estate speculators who rent out Timeshares in.....
Hill Country

Night comes and foul monsters eat the real estate agents or scare them to death

Nightmare hill.

I bring a big black horse which kicks all the monsters to death and is apparently unkillable.

Shadowmare's hill.

I bring a bucket of white paint. No more black horse.

MY Hill

The Black Horses hold a protest against your discrimination against sombre equines.

Equal Hill.

I add weight to one side of the hill.

Unequal hill.

A fly lands on the tipping side, and the whole thing flips.

Upside-down Hill

*Flattens hill under the foot of an Emperor Titan*

My (now completely flat and heresy free) hill.

Flat hill is no hill. I stick a big arse pump into the hill, and tell the titan to step on that.

The hill explodes, and dirt rains down into a new hill.

Exploded Hill.

I take the new hill


My hill

You are a bird, and I shoo you away with loud shotgun noises.

My Hill.

*You're gonna hurt someone with that old shotgun*
--plugs the barrels with carrots--
--ducks away from misfire explosion--

Wascally Wabbit Hill

Of course you know this means war. *Puts a sign on the hill saying 'Rabbit Season'*

Hunter's Hill

The hunted eats the hunter.

Ironic Hill.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

*Boyz take the Hill and make it "Nice 'n Orky"*

Boyz 'ill.

The boyz don't notice that behind the 'Rabbit Season" sign, is a baneblade.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED Hill.

*Ork Rok falls on hill and flattens the Baneblade and most of the hill*

Boyz now "Not as Orky as befure" 'ill.

Grots patch hill right up, good as new.

Hills' a Good-Un

Runtherds come and take the grots captive.


Runtherd hill

Eventually, all matter of greens-skinned creatures are battling for the hill.

WAAAGH BOSS OF DA HILL!

Overlord Ghazghkull Mag Urk Thraka (me) shows up. Beats the living daylights out of anyone big enough to challenge him and declares a WAAAAGH to keep the hill in his huge green hands.


My hill

A burning Space Hulk comes crashing out of orbit and smashes into the hill. The Waaugh is crushed.
Hulk hill.

Eventually, the orcs repopulated, orkify the Hulk, and set sail.

Empty Hill.

*Captain Boreale deep strikes onto the hill while riding a drop and playing a guitar solo destroying the empty Rok*



BOREALE'Z HILL.

METAHL BAWKSES land on him.

They merge together to form the greatest of METAHL BAWKES, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

NO!



*Captain Boreale hacks his way out of the heretical STEEHL ABOMINATIN and destroys it using TEH EMPRAH'S FURY*

TEH EMPRAH'S FURIOUS HILL

I am Panis Cupcake! I will eat YOU!

*Num num num!*

Painis Cupcake's hill.

Revenge of the Purple Waffle two: Electric Boogalo

Purple Waffle's hill,

Mrs Butterworth shows up with SYRUP. the waffles are consumed in an orgy of breakfasty goodness.

Mrs. Butterworth's Hill.

Pig shows up, dates Mrs. Butterworth, and marries her.
(Google Pearls Before Swine if you have no idea what I'm talking about)

Wedding hill

Paula Deen covers the hill in butter. Then she eats it.

Paula Deen's hill. In her belleh.

I knew it...a war of butter and syrup. Men...drop the Pancake.

*Five mile wide pancake crashes unto the hill*

I claim this (pancake) Hill in the name of the God-Emperor, and Planet Pancake. *plants flag*

Pancake Hill.

Scooby and Shaggy show up. "Like zoinks Scoob. Look at that pancake" "Reah! Reah!" they eat the giant pancake.

Hungry hill

Jinkies!

I slap off Velma's Glasses, and kick her off the hill.

My Hill.

Old man Crabtree rips off his monster mask and says, "I got away with it now those meddeling kids are gone"
Haunted mystery hill.

"Freeze!" Cops shoot him full of lead.


Excessive force hill

A giant crushes the cops. My hill.

Robotnik slaps the giant with his PINGAS.

Robotnik's hill.

I slap Robotnik's PINGAS many times with hands dipped in salt water. My hill.

Your hand gets stuck in salt water taffy. You remain entangled there forever, becoming a part of the
Sticky Hill.

Madotsuki stabs the hill with her knife. Then she replaces it with a hill from her twisted dreams, made entirely of rainbow coloured limbs.

Psychedelic, disturbing hill.

The hill is actually a Tyranid hillofex. My hill.

The Imperium purges the alien.


Emperor's hill

The Emperor can't move from the golden throne. My hill.

NORIO WAKAMOTO gives the hill a funny look. The hill disintegrates out of pure terror.

No hill.

Necron scarabs make a metal hill. Necron hill.

Feral orks find the hill, destroy the scarabs, and turn their bodies into guitars.

'Eavy Metal Hill

A quick thunderstorm and a few lightning strikes finish off the Orks.

Wet Hill

Tau dry the hill. Tau hill.

The chaos space marines send stolen drop pods down and kill all the Tau. Chaotic hill.

BURN HERETIC.


Chaplain Hill

A hormagaunt eats the chaplain. Tyranid hill.

Necrons Gauss the bugs to death.

Monolith Hill.

Theres always more bugs.

Tyranid Hill.

There are also more exterminatuses. No planet. No hill.

All the warpsmiths in the universe gather together to build a hill. New hill.

Unfortunately, the new hill isn't on a planet and so can't support life. No-ones hill.

Fivareous Carron puts the hill in a METAL BAWKS.

Safe hill.

Planet Express Crew picks up the METAL BAWKS, and delivers it to a habitable planet.

Delivered Hill.

Ninjas keep watch from atop the hill, always vigilant for any new interlopers.
The Hill has eyes.

A baby appears and pokes the ninjas eyes out. Baby hill.

The ninja's train the baby.

ninja baby hill.

Tira cuts the baby in half with her ring blade. She mopes about the hill, flitting from ecstatic happiness and hysterical fury.

Emotionally unstable hill.

The warpsmiths come back and undo the techno magic.

Completely unstable hill

Big meks make the hill more stable. Definitely `stable` ork hill

Animals move into the stable.
Animal Hill

The animals eat all the plants on the hill, and move on.

Dirt Hill.

Worms blessed by nurgle infest the dirt.

Nurgle's hill

I call "The EX-Terminator"

Austria Hill

My conscripts descend on your hill in a wave of bodies

my hill

Rippers eat the conscripts. Ripper hill.

The rippers burn under the the fire from my warpflame gargoyles! Hahahaha!

Gargoyles' hill

Gargoyles turn to stone in daylight.


Statue Hill

People hear disturbing voices from the statues, and avoid the place

Haunted Hill.

You rang?
Haunted Hill with Pumpkins.

Some punks come by at night, squish the pumpkins, and smash the statues.

Vandalized Hill.

The vandals never return, mysteriously.
Silent Hill
(now with blood stains)

Harry Mason Arrives. Harry hill.

Mah boi! This hill is what ALL true warriors strive FOR!

King Harkinian's hil.

More True warriors show up and burn King Harkinian at the stake.
Warrior's Hill - now with ashes.

A breach appears and Kaiju erupt from it. The monsters trample the warriors beneath their feet.

Flat hill.

Breeches are out of style. The monsters are laughed off of the hill in embarassment.

Vouge Hill

Disco makes a comeback.


Bell bottom hill

Bell bottoms pale in comparison to the true overlord of Disco.

Disco Ball hill.

Jon Arbuckle dances. Disco dies.



Lousy dance hill

Elvis dances. Disco is resurrected.

Elvis hill.

INVASION OF THE ELVIS IMPERSONATORS.


Confusion hill

Elvis has left the building.

My hill.

Pelvis has left the building


Pun hill

The Audience groans.

Face-Palm Hill

Michel Winslow comes out and starts doing a performance.

Comedy hill

A comedy ghost chases him away.

Benny Hill

A blue prius crashes into the hill and explodes in a giant FIREBALL.

Achmed the dead terrorists hill.

The Prius was filled with Nurgle infection. Plague Zombie hill

What's this? A hill severely underpopulated by BEES? A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!

Dr Bees's hill.

The bee hive is buried.

Underhive Hill

THE ex-terminator comes in. I heer yoo haav a beee probleem! Hasta la vista beeby. Your Terminated.

Ex-terminator's hill.

The humans win the war. No moar Ex-terminators

Triumph hill

An alien lord of time is appalled by the warring over this silly hill. He jumps into his time and relative dimension in space machine, goes back in time and take the hill for himself before all of this ever happened.

Doctor's hill.

But the past is unchangeable since it has already happened and at one point in history he loses control of the hill. Unchanged hill.

The hill begins to cry because it needs changed. A nurse changes it and gives it a powder. It goes to sleep.

Happy Hill

The hill sleeps like a baby. It wakes up crying and defacating every twenty minutes.

Unhappy Hill.

The hill is a popular spot for couples who need alone time.

Hill with mixed emotions.

The hill becomes uncoupled.

Runaway Hill!

the hill runs right into the Red Corsairs patrol.

Captive hill.

The hill escapes by leaping over a small child.

Free Hilly.

Whale hunters

Trawler hill

The hill goes dark and the trawler smashes against the jagged rocks along the rough bottom edge of the hill.
Shipwreck Hill

The Hill likes shipwrecks and floats off to cause more.

Iceberg Hill.

The hill sinks to the bottom and smashes dread Ry'leh. This awakens Cthulhu. And man is he pissed.

Eldritch Hill

Cthulhu takes the hill to the surface, and shouts

"Xni zee qui nessa LVi!" and goes back to sleep.
(Damn kids, keep your ____ off my lawn!)

Returned Hill

I train the hill to fetch and herd sheep.

1 man and his dog hill

Dog gets rabies. Man is forced to put down dog.

Lonely man’s hill.

Lonely man hires a prostitute.

Make Out Hill.

Gruesome murders take place on the hill, and the thing that committed them isn't captured.

Murder's Hill.

More murders, unsolved.

Serial Hill

Unsolved Murders does a show about the place.

Famous Hill.

Justin Beiber sing a song about the hill. Bleeding ear hill

The Hill makes the bad noise stop by consuming Justin in a fault collapse. Everyone is grateful.

Helpful Hill

After everyone goes home, the hobos start up a small shanty town on the hill.

Hobo Hill.

The weird boyz take over the shanty town.


Hostile takeover hill

Ahriman uses his superior psychic skill to destroy the weirdboyz.

Hill of the Thousand Sons

I run ahriman over in my "borrowed" toyota.

Vocaloid hill.

I take back my toyota, and drive off.

Stranded Hill.

The hill consumes sing your life through osmosis.

Hungry Hill

I was protected because I got the toyota back from Bob and I'm sitting in it.

Toyota hill.

I take my toyota back again, and drive off. This time I decide to have a security system in it.

Left for Dead Hill.

The hill is a zombie magnet.

Dawn of the Dead Hill

I turf the top of the hill.

Toupee hill.

I turn into a dragon and burn anyone on the hill.

Dov hill.

A knight fights the dragon and gets burned to a crisp but the dragon forgets his oven mitts and burns his hands. He goes back to his cave to recooperate.

Borrowed time hill

The Hill makes a deal with the devil, and becomes immortal and infused with dark powers.

Evil Hill.

I hire a bunch of monks to cleanse it.

Blessed hill.

The Monks are corrupted in the process. They become apes...........
..............wait for it.........
Bad Monkey Hill

I teach the monkeys to play disco bass.

Funky Monkey hill...

The monkeys find the monks monastery and learn much. They move to earth and turn it into the planet of the apes. Then the still evil hill becomes part of the chaos empire as the Devil was actually Slaneesh.

Chaoticly evil hill.

The evil Monkeys find books on law, and order. Tiring of chaos, the monkeys found their own empire...but are still evil.

Lawful Evil Monkey Empire Hill.

The hill is avoided by all. it is.......

The Lonely Mountain.

Taking my magic key to the right spot, I unlock the hill, and claim it for myself.

King of the Hill.

After unlocking the hill and claiming it, An angry dragon claims it back.

Smaug Hill

The Dragon gets beaten up by the stunticons.

Menasor Hill.

While the stunticons beat up the dragon, I steal the hill and hide it in the woods.

My Hill.

You get lost in the woods when you leave the path.

Unmapped Hill.

The hill come to a little candy cottage in the woods and goes to take a closer look

Unsuspecting hill

The hill devours the tasty cottage.

Sweet tooth Hill.

The Hill gets cavities, and the dentist has to drill it.

Oil Rich Hill.

The hill resists the drilling and breaks all the drill bits.

Hard Hill

I blow the hill up.

Collection of pebbles hill.

I use the wabbajack on the hill to turn it into a sweetroll.

Sweetroll hill.

I give the sweetroll to fimmion in exchange for his magic trousers.
Once he's round the corner, I kill him and take the sweetroll back.

Shimmering Isle Hill.

The hill is still a sweet roll, so I steal it when you aren't looking.

Heisted hill.

During your escape you run into a police ambush!

Snitch Hill.

But the police are corrupted by the sweetness of the sweet roll and handcuff you to a post and fight amongst themselves.

Corruption hill

The corruption is noticed and favored by Chaos.

Chosen Hill

The chosen hill rolls on the boon table. The hills ascends to demonhood.

DP Hill.

A swarm off termites erupt from the ground around you and drag you screaming and crying back into the ground. My Hill

But the hill remains untouched.

Still DP hill.

crowe appears to fight the daemon incursion and wins

grey knight hill

The hill paints the grey knights red with their own blood.
Then, with a leap and a hearty "Hi-Ho Silver"
its
The Lone Hill

The hill gets an awesome soundtrack for itself, then decides to make a film. Then it invites Joey from friends to star...

Lost in Space Hill (also sad hill now it realises what its done)

I give the hill a mind wipe, and make it believe that I am it's master.

My (mind cleansed) Hill.

The hill tries to sit on your lap.

Free hill.

I push it off.


Not a lap-hill anymoar

I catch and raise it as my own personal combat servitor.

Retinue Hill

The hill turns on you.

Rabid Hill

I cure rabies

Medical Science hill

You're cure turns the hill into a zombie.

Man-eater Hill

The zombie hill grows bigger.

Morbid Mountain.

It is found that the "doctor" was actually Typhus.

Plague Zombie hill.

The hill sneezes and blasts all the nurgle plague zombies off've itself. Then they are all shot by a guy with a very powerful gun.
Magnum Hill

The hill lurks in the shadows.

Hidden Hill

I point a flashlight at the darkness.


Lighted hill

The hill freezes in the spotlight.

Stage Fright Hill.

I teach the hill how to unfreeze on stage and show it the joys of using dry ice while rising through the floor playing a guitar solo in spandex.

Final Countdown Hill

The hill attempts this but doesn't quite fit through the hole in the stage and literally rocks the house down.

Hard Rock Hill

3,000 years later miners find the hill and put it in a museum.

On display hill

Kids go over the ropes, and play on the hill.

Damn Kids Hill.

I lure the kids away with free candy.

Child catcher hill

The hill doesn't know how to properly sacrifice children, and they get bored.

Fail Hill.

The hill suffers from depression.

Inverted Hill

The hill recovers with love, support, and pills.

Feeling Better Hill.

The hill gets annoyed with all the strange occurances that keep happening to it and decideds to raise an army.
It renames itself. Maximus Hillificus, leader of the armies of the north.

Gladiator hill.

The hill and its armies conquor all before them. The hill is named emperor.

Hail Hill !

The Hill is assassinated, and a prisoner is entrusted with the royal amulet to find the next Emperor Hill.

Oblivion Hill.

But the dark apostle Joe revives the hill as a daemonic servant of chaos.

Sadly, Joe sucks at making contracts, and the daemon finds a loophole. Joe is eaten.

Sloppy Joe Hill.

The Sloppy Joe is too spicy, the hill gets indigestion.

Heartburn Hill.

I give the hill an indigestion tablet.

I teach the Hill to fight crime. It isn't the hero the world wants, and tbh, its not one they need either. The hill becomes disillusioned and gives up crime fighting
I try to tempt it out of retirement, but the hill gets angry and becomes a supervillian. It then destroys all other hills so it can be unique.

THE Hill.

I use super heretical technology to summon The (good) Hill from an alternate earth. The two hills do battle.

Crisis on Two Hill.

But all the DC and Marvel heroes are brought over by Ahriman to stop the conflict. While they are doing that the Chaos Space Marines take over both universes.

Duped hill

Meanwhile, in a different dimension, I claim a hill.

King of an Alternate Dimension's Hill

Its the farm dimension.

Dung Hill

The Dung hill is taken over by ants who organise it into many small hills.

Ant Hill Mobs hill.

In the meantime, the real hill from the original dimension uses its godlike powers to perform a factory reset on its own universe - thus preventing the chaos marines from invading both universes and it puts the dc and marvel superheroes back where they came from. This also negates the ant hill mob hills.
I give the hill a biscuit and it becomes my friend.

My Hill.

The hill tries to sit in your lap.
Heavy Hill

I push it off

"Bad hill!"

I comfort the hill and tell him you didn't mean it.

Lied to hill

I stab the hill with a flag.

My Hill.

Your flag went into his leg and now he is paralyzed from the waist down.

Angry crippled hill

The Hill builds itself a flying wheelchair and develops extreme psychic powers.

Professor Hill