side with Khorne,

after eating all

those Khorne flakes.

Cereal is a

Soviet ATGM type

used only in

inferior commi wannabe

platoons of syphilitic

space moon nazis

who have problems

with their anger.

Anger can be

a Soviet ATGM

mid-flight over the

gator filled swamp

that jam macerators.

But we digress,

the real question

is: Should I

march to the

whitehouse for gay

conservatives with STDs?

I have no

rusty crowbars so

I may aswell

use wet sponges

to insert into

the diseased, gaping

hole that is

American Congressmen's pockets.

Spinning helplessly out

of my bum

which smelled lovely

, like fresh roses

in the spring.

O, how glorious

it will be

to sniff at

the giant orchids

after smoking a

spliff from jupiter!

But before you

smoke that spliff,

grab some munchies

, such as Doritos,

and something cold

, possibly coca cola,

as soon as

possible. Then Smoke!

We should remember

to always bring

salami when we

have a picnic.

Don't forget to

wash your tentacles,

and brush your

hairy eyestalks, scrub

behind your oozing

pus sacs, Nurgle.

The warm, wet,

yet highly corrosive

belly button fluff

from a thousand

battle sister virgins

from the convent

in black spandex.

Repent for your

classic tailor made

backwards baseball cap,

for it will

dump hydrogen fluoride

E: (For those who don't know, that stuff is REALLY fething dangerous.)

into your cereal

which with milk

causes World War

twice each century.

And so, Hitler

stays crunchy, even

after being covered

with milk and

eaten for breakfast.

The best part

was that he

cried like a

little nazi girl

after he almost

wet his pants

and you ate

some pineapple chunks.

Nobody really knows

how to please

the rules lawyers

, so they must

try to troll

Everyone, everywhere, everyday.

The next thing

on the agendum

is to multilaser

those who try

to Multilaser Multilasers

by multilasernig their

With a multitaser

(I'll take them in this order, as it makes more sense):

DR.Ny wrote:With a multitaser

Barksdale wrote:by multilasernig their

Multilaser of doom.

If multilasers were

less Multilasery, we'd

Want multilasers with

transforming Land Razors!

(It's a LR and/or Razorack that C.S.Goto has transforming from one to the other multiple times)

Big backflipping terminators

wielding dual multilasers

That multilaser multilasers

may not be

the backflipping Mutilaser

terminator, but they

are Land Razors.

EDIT: Wtf is that sentence?

See Orks run.

Plz. It's funny.

Multilasers can be

devuhsteting devensive deepstrikes!

 snurl wrote:
See Orks run.

Thrakka sees Jane.

Jane says "OMFG"

and is DEEPSTRUCK

And are fething.

 sing your life wrote:
And are fething.

How does that follow "and is Deepstruck"?

 Selym wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
And are fething.

How does that follow "and is Deepstruck"?

Because it does.

Well. To get back to 3-word-ing:

Battul Brothar Boreale

used his Multilaser

to commit suicide.

Another effective use

for monkey shaped

Devuhstehting Deep Fries

is to place

methul bawkses near

the hundred baneblades

and lose them.

Till they're so

confused and alone

they don't know

when to attack

with METHUL BAWKSES!

In the mountains

lived a hermit

called the spehss

Mahreen, who

caught and ate

giant yummy tyranids

because of heresy.

One day, while

Inquisitor Snurl was

purgeing some xenos

he stumbled across

a magical lamp

of Chaos! The

 snurl wrote:
purgeing some xenos

I'm imagining an inquisitor in PA skipping through a flowery field on a bright summer's day, firing a storm bolter at aliens, while laughing with pleasure

lamp let him

(PA is like that sometimes. Just dont wear brown outside in deer season)

become a Daemonhost
(In the grim darkness of the far future, it's always deer season)

if he said

the password. "Rumplestiltskin's

makin some SHOOZE"

and a Daemon

flew out of

the lamp, into

cleansing bolter fire

! The crowd cheered

wildly as the

daemon was purged

by Inquisitor Snurl

. This pleased Slaanesh,

who granted Selym

eternal daemonhood! Yey!

Selym was so

happy, he flew

Straight into a.

This confused him

Then he realised

he was wubbing.

The wubs made

human ears hurt.

Meanwhile when the

tyranids fought orks

For a while

until the Orks

ragequit and stomped

a termagent in

anger because Khorne.

Was bored. The

sentence structure broke.

EDIT: And there goes the 4th wall.

I am sorry.

It's okay. Suddenly

A raging inferno

hit Inquisitor Snurl!

Shaken by this

fatal impact, Snurl

Sadly died. But

(I'm sorry snurl!)

the Spess Emprah

Decided that snurl

was a monster.

He was correct.

This pleases Snurl.

The land of

slaaneshi warp drugs

is no place

to be sleeping.

Happy little Necrons

will reanimate Snurl

(By calling Snurl "monster" you meant Necron, right?)

right after they

implode from gravcannons.

Those gravcannons belonged

to the Orks

, who had a

Doom of Malantai

Eatin' dem 'umies

because lol grimdark.

But not too.

Because that's silly.

You might say

that it's fewlish...

to go hunting

for bawld astartes.

EDIT: You feel it coming, don't you?

It could happen.

Suddenly: "Battul Brothars!

with Titan Legions

we tesht death-and-defeet!"

Generals Selym & Snurl

fired basilisks at

dawn each morning

onto an Inquisitor.

This tended to

cause exterminatus often.

The Adeptus Orthodontus

resented being Imperials

and braced themselves

for SURPRISE INQUISITION!

Many were lost

to Bawld Fewlishness

in the aftermath

of Boreale's incompetency.

But One good

Chaos Lord rescued

all the cookies

from the monster,

who knew how

to hide in

turtle mines! Suddenly

A sniper popped.

Snipers often pop

Snipers often pop

open cans of

Expired creamed corn

over your head.

it was actually

acid, but we

just can't help

farting camel psykers

with their constipation.

You might think

we can, grammar;

dictates that we

fail at sentences.

But with some

written effort, we

can attempt writing.

But, because of

flagrant points overspending

causing many rage

-quit temper tantrums

of mass doom.

A sound flogging

is in order,

for those who

flagrantly eat cheese

WAAAGH! all da

time, and generally

dakka dakka all

chaos damned day!

On the other

hand, Daemonettes like

humans in Speedos

(Oh, god, I'm in trouble, then)

make da boss

happy 'cuz WAAAAAAGH!!!!

After that outburst

, Breaking News! Godzilla

ate a Heldrake

while on his

luxury Kaiju yacht

in Tokyo harbor

before letting out

rectal fire balls!

Those fireballs went

into Bowser's face,

causing him to

randomly detonate, killing

Trillions of innocent

wolven alcoholics. Fenris

Grieved that day

'cause the Spehss-Wolves

are so flammable.

(HAPPY NEW YEAR DAKKA)

But then Selym

began to think

of his Wubbing

and why it

and why it