I think I will use more Slannesh characters from now on.

Oh the joys of chaos..

Yes, yes.

Maybe I should a) revive this or b) make a new Guard RPG...

Maybe a pirates one...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Yes, yes.

Maybe I should a) revive this or b) make a new Guard RPG...

Maybe a pirates one...

Revive....please....

We can become pirates..

Revive and stop the bandwagon :(

Hmm...

We currently are generating more posts about how we will miss the thread than the others combined...

SOMEBODY GET RPGING! WE CAN COME BACK!

ADMIRAL, CALL THE HIGH OCTANE DEATHS OFF!

[Dramatic voice] We've an RP to do.. [Dramatic voice]

Go on Lol, make a post....

So can I join this one?

Nemesor Tokarn's big return

No... NO NECRONS FOR YOU!

I'll let you control a Tyranid Hive Fleet...

No, I keed, I keed, Chaos or Guard.

Posted..

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Yes, yes.

Maybe I should a) revive this or b) make a new Guard RPG...

Maybe a pirates one...

YES GAREVA COULD LIVE AGAIN!

Any Vendettas open?

black templar wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Yes, yes.

Maybe I should a) revive this or b) make a new Guard RPG...

Maybe a pirates one...

YES GAREVA COULD LIVE AGAIN!

I'm, what's the expression, 'opening a can of whoop ass' on your girlfriend.

IHateNids wrote:Any Vendettas open?

You might be able to find one.

IHateNids wrote:Any Vendettas open?

Vendettas won't be useful in SPEHSS.

How about a pilot? You could come with me on our ship...

I'll be a Loyalist stuck in thier camp.

BTW, which is the one that looks like a Vendetta but designed for gunship support?

So, Brap, how are you planning to escape your current....predicament?...

IHateNids wrote:I'll be a Loyalist stuck in thier camp.

BTW, which is the one that looks like a Vendetta but designed for gunship support?

Vulture?

IHateNids wrote:I'll be a Loyalist stuck in thier camp.

BTW, which is the one that looks like a Vendetta but designed for gunship support?

A Vendetta. The Valkyrie is a transport.

TheRobotLol wrote:So, Brap, how are you planning to escape your current....predicament?...

I just don't know...

TheRobotLol wrote:

black templar wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Yes, yes.

Maybe I should a) revive this or b) make a new Guard RPG...

Maybe a pirates one...

YES GAREVA COULD LIVE AGAIN!

I'm, what's the expression, 'opening a can of whoop ass' on your girlfriend.

I will attack you!

Uum just so you know lol in my next post both of us will die.

But we were reviving it!

REVIVING!

Double post.

Oh wait we are revived again! Uum i will rewrite the post then.

admiral9 wrote:Oh wait we are revived again! Uum i will rewrite the post then.

For now... We spent two pages saying goodbye, lol.

Ha, indeed.

Can we go on for a little more please?

black templar wrote:Can we go on for a little more please?

Get posting then! *nudge*

black templar wrote:Can we go on for a little more please?

..Pleeeeease..

Alright in my post 2 things can happen.

1)gareva rescues me.

2)ynessa gonna get raped

@TheRobotLol. Vulture was what I was thinking of.

Only now I want one of these lol http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/Imperial_Navy/MARAUDER_DESTROYER.html

Come on this is fun. I might rape Blap's character if she does nothing to escape my tent.

admiral9 wrote:Alright in my post 2 things can happen.

1)gareva rescues me.

2)ynessa gonna get raped

I'll save you!

I thought you were already...

No

Protect your women!

I'l run off to help....or something, I don't know.

I've attacked!

admiral9 wrote:Protect your women!

Especially the one you still have butt nekked in that there tent of yours!

Do not come between the Nazg---oh gak, wrong one.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

admiral9 wrote:Protect your women!

Especially the one you still have butt nekked in that there tent of yours!

Look i'll rape her later try and escape but the red head will stay!

Bring it foo'

Don't make me breath fire at you..

So should i post already or should i wait? Because lol can keep fighting and neither of us will ever win so you need to get the feth out between now and 30 minutes.

Why 30 minutes?

Because after 30 minutes the fight will go stale.

Yeah, but I'm a possessed Khornate...

..We don't exactly run away.

Pretty much, as long as the daemon possesssing him, he will just carry on fighting till he, or the opponent, die.

Any ideas?

We need a inquisitor for this.

You could use your Tzeentch power to temporarily weaken the daemon while I'm busy in combat, thus making my human side partialy return to make me run, or something..

I could or we could just do this

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

...

Yet another Spanish inquisition joke...

/

...

What Lord Magnus?

Messed up post, several posted before me, edited now.

The storm?

Yes, what is this 'The storm'?

I made a post, then it was late, and others had posted, so i tried to erase it, then I couldn't edit it to be blank, so I held backspace, and that what was left, then I edited again.

NO MY BITCHS MAGNUS IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

*Ahem*

I believe you're busy fighting me, the possessed flaming dude, so reaching your tent may be a little difficult..

I'll trick you and get my bitches.

Trick me how?

'Look a penny!"

Look, a charred Slaaneshi corpse!...

-_- look if im going to die I'm taking the whoole camp with me!

Oh don't worry, I won't kill you...





...I'l just beat you to within an inch of death..

[Evil laugh/chuckle]

I'll remove your legs! Get me then!

I'l chop off your head..

Get me then.

You'll turn into me! You know what Slaanesh is like, you never know!

How will I turn into you?!

Lucius the Eternal if he is killed his killer becomes him, Slaanesh might like me as much as him! XD

I highly doubt it...

No possession.

Not for you..

Bugger!

Other thing I was hoping Blap would escape himself but I might catch a glimpse of your escape and remember who to hunt for!

Thats the thing, I need an excuse for my character to run..

He's a Khornate possessed, so that might be hard...

can I put a bolter round through your chest or my forces distract you?

Put a bunch of bolts though my chest, which weakens me temporarily, so I make my escape.

Right posting!

posted.

I'l start making a post.

Posted.

Use some sort of mindlock on Lol and kick him down?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Use some sort of mindlock on Lol and kick him down?

He shot me repeatedly, and now I'm limping away, melting cultists as I go.

Posted.

Dude, you're possessed. A few pithy bolt rounds won't hurt.

However, having your head torn into shreds...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Dude, you're possessed. A few pithy bolt rounds won't hurt.

However, having your head torn into shreds...

Well the bolt rounds were point blank, and I'm not a power-armoured possessed astartes.

As I posted, they went through me, doing some damage to my insides which are already regenerating..

OK, who wants to post now?

YOU STILL HAVE A NEKKID LADY TO DEAL WITH, TEMPLAR!

Don't worry, my character is gonna turn round soon and return to fight yo' chaos peoples!

TheRobotLol wrote:Don't worry, my character is gonna turn round soon and return to fight yo' chaos peoples!

BURN THE CHAOS SCUM WITH THE POWER OF CHAOS!

Wait a sec...

Well my dude is on his way back, sanity mostly back, and stuff.

But I don't wanna leave, Magnus...

Just to tell you Magnus, in fluff, a bolt will blow your arm off..

OK, for internet cookies I am pulling yet another shameless plug:

http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/viewtopic.php?id=999

Dark's Penthouse is basically a site dedicated to Roleplays. I know it's a little frightening and intimidating at first, but this RPG is for all of us new ones. We don't bite, and it'd be awesome to have you all on board.

Actually, are any of you not on the Penthouse?

Sounds good. I'l log in.

Blap, Danielle THINKS you want to leave, ATRIS has to tell her that she doesn't, think in the characters mind

No, I don't want Atris to leave, but she wants to.

Then make something creative that happens in your post, something people are taught with improvisation is that you basically have to ADD to this stuff, so make something happen instead of saying it should be different..

I have nothing to write though...

I've taken a backseat position in this, controlling from afar. Atris is an NPC, do what you will.

Wait, your character is an NPC till further notice?

Yep. I've got to catch up and actually get what happened...

I'm actually amazed and glad we got this up and running again..


Huzzah!

It never really was dying... The Nations briefly became popular, then fell apart...

If people actually try it isn't that hard to keep it going

Nations was overly complex. I barely got half of the rules...

Anyway, back on topic for me.

TheRobotLol wrote:Nations was overly complex. I barely got half of the rules...

Anyway, back on topic for me.

It was a good idea, but like anything complicated, it should have been more tested and more examples should have been set out. Imagine having to explain 40k rules on one sheet of paper and with only words.

Lord Magnus wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Nations was overly complex. I barely got half of the rules...

Anyway, back on topic for me.

It was a good idea, but like anything complicated, it should have been more tested and more examples should have been set out. Imagine having to explain 40k rules on one sheet of paper and with only words.

Easy. Just make sure I can use 1337 and the sheet of paper is about the size of France. Then I should be fine.

Lord Magnus wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:Nations was overly complex. I barely got half of the rules...

Anyway, back on topic for me.

It was a good idea, but like anything complicated, it should have been more tested and more examples should have been set out. Imagine having to explain 40k rules on one sheet of paper and with only words.

True dat. With some more explanation, I might of stayed. It wasn't very RP-ish though..

Anyway, this isn't Nations. Anybody wanna post?

@Blap Nah man, you just need a piece of A4 and five words:

GO BUY A FETHING RULEBOOK!

I was the second to last person to post. I'm not gonna post at the moment.

Anyway, I'l probably be back in 6-7 hours.

Seeya everyone.

Ive made my entrance lol

Holy.... Did you PM BBB about that?

...Terminators? Really?

It's only ten terminators...

But those ten terminators can cut through the chaos marines and cultists incredibly easily and without any problems..no casualties or anything.

Meh, I don't care.

Exactly...

It just seems a little like 'And then the mahreens came, and they totally beat up the cultists and tha chaos mahreens.'

But as I said, I don't really care.

That's because it kind of is.

Then all of the termies got killed by a renegade Leman Russ except the sarge?

That would be oh so good.

Kleitus style. Tzeentch can be a bastard like that sometimes.

Tzeentch was laughing at that one.

Uum IHateNids i am really needing to bring Ki'ra'ga'shu if you continue killing one more tzeentchian cultist!

(The reason is lynessa treats those troops like her own children.)

Fine, bring your daemon.

But I'l bring tha pain!

No he will most likely disappear when 4-5 terminators are dead.

Or i could bring out the plasma.

Perhaps get them split up and thin them down a touch.

I just think its rather unfair that 10 terminators without any form of warning attack my main base.

I was trying to not powerplay and now this happens?

This them down to like 3 and split those 3 up.

admiral9 wrote:I just think its rather unfair that 10 terminators without any form of warning attack my main base.

I was trying to not powerplay and now this happens?

Don't even start that Mr. AGreaterDaemonAppearsWheneverIWant

Ah yes, the magicteleportingrescuingdaemondude who shows up to save you..

Yes but i didn't kill anyone and if i didn't i would have died.

And he disappeared again in the warp i can't see 10 terminators vanish into the warp....

Thunderhawk picks them up, moves them to the other side of the planet with the inquisitor, Danielle, Atris, and Tarkus escape without a million cultists to chase them.

All problems solved for everyone

Lord Magnus wrote:Thunderhawk picks them up, moves them to the other side of the planet with the inquisitor, Danielle, Atris, and Tarkus escape without a million cultists to chase them.

All problems solved for everyone

I'm possessed, but sure, escape is escape.

Double post.

And I'l laugh as the wounds slowly regenerate...

{Evil laugh]

ROBOT! I was talking about the termies.

They will eat the plasma not you.

But we're trying to save the planet...

Where did these Terminators come from?

Huzzah!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:But we're trying to save the planet...

Where did these Terminators come from?

Thin air.

Bearing in mind, there is only the ten Termies, and I dont have a problem with 6-7 being killed by a Greater Daemeon, providing we take it with us.

@Blap: They were sent by Dante to assist Sam's legion & help the Inquisitor (c'mon, BA is better than GK)

But... I don't want invincible Spehss Marehns...

I want mortal guardsmen...

Talk to Mr. AGreaterDaemonAppearsWheneverIWant

Also, I know a dude who has killed Abaddon with a guardsman in hth combat, so even termies arn't invincible

I made him appear once and nobody complained.

My guy was mortal once..

We're all fethed.

admiral9 wrote:I made him appear once and nobody complained.

It was twice. Once at the feast and once to teleport you away.

Well he didn't cast a single spell you know.

I know, but he still managed to instantly teleport you away..

BlapBlapBlap wrote:We're all fethed.

How? No one is dead or dying yet.

TheRobotLol wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:We're all fethed.

How? No one is dead or dying yet.

You'll get used to it, Lol. We are definitely fethed.

Though we could then start a new one.

n0t_u wrote:Though we could then start a new one.

PIRATES!

I say the terms get 5 guys killed, 2 badly injured, and then send the Daemon back to the warp to heal for a while so he is less available until further notice.

Lord Magnus wrote:I say the terms get 5 guys killed, 2 badly injured, and then send the Daemon back to the warp to heal for a while so he is less available until further notice.

Sounds good.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

n0t_u wrote:Though we could then start a new one.

PIRATES!

Awesomesauce.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

n0t_u wrote:Though we could then start a new one.

PIRATES!

Space pirates. Don't want some dull fantasy pirate RP with everyone constantly fighting off scurvy.

I was thinking he kills 3 termies and the rest banishes him then they withdraw because of the losses.

Also, I say Lynessa and Gareva "taint" the others in some way, making the last 3 terms wanna kill us, then we go rogue, steal ship, fly into space, and become pirates just kidding (maybe.)

But then i am underestimating his power.

n0t_u wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

n0t_u wrote:Though we could then start a new one.

PIRATES!

Space pirates. Don't want some dull fantasy pirate RP with everyone constantly fighting off scurvy.

We could be Airship Pirates... But then we'd have to fight off Vultures instead.

admiral9 wrote:But then i am underestimating his power.

I certainly think so.

The pirate thing sounds pretty good.

I like going rogue, but not nessicarily chaos, you have to remember that "renegades" are not all, and not always, tainted, and there are VERY reasonable and easy ways to force us to go rogue.

Btw, if I post things that are in the past cuz you already posted it is cuz I am on a mobile device.

Lord Magnus wrote:I like going rogue, but not nessicarily chaos, you have to remember that "renegades" are not all, and not always, tainted, and there are VERY reasonable and easy ways to force us to go rogue.

I think I have a reasonable excuse..

TheRobotLol wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:I like going rogue, but not nessicarily chaos, you have to remember that "renegades" are not all, and not always, tainted, and there are VERY reasonable and easy ways to force us to go rogue.

I think I have a reasonable excuse..

Very obvious ones, you are tainted, Atris loves you, Danielle is guarding Atris, Jokers character still needs info from Danielle, most of Lynessa cultists aregone now, and soon the Daemon will be too, it all works out.

And Gerava loves Lynessa, and Khronos is there crew member, etc.

Lord Magnus wrote:

TheRobotLol wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:I like going rogue, but not nessicarily chaos, you have to remember that "renegades" are not all, and not always, tainted, and there are VERY reasonable and easy ways to force us to go rogue.

I think I have a reasonable excuse..

Very obvious ones, you are tainted, Atris loves you, Danielle is guarding Atris, Jokers character still needs info from Danielle, most of Lynessa cultists aregone now, and soon the Daemon will be too, it all works out.

It all fits!

Anyway, got to go, seeya everyone.

Be back in like 7 hours.

Lynessa worships tzeentch in a rather unique way she worships the good part of him hope change intelligence not the bad parts. so for her to become non chaos renegade or mild chaos renegade is pretty possible.

But lynessa will not leave gareva so thats not possible.

What!? I go offline for a few hours and suddenly Blood Angels attack! TO SPACE!

We must escape! To space indeed!

Gotta go to space. So much space.

Let us escape and nuke the planet from orbit.......it's the only way to be sure.

admiral9 wrote:Lynessa worships tzeentch in a rather unique way she worships the good part of him hope change intelligence not the bad parts. so for her to become non chaos renegade or mild chaos renegade is pretty possible.

But lynessa will not leave gareva so thats not possible.

Chaos people can stay Chaos, but the others aren't forced to

Ah the joys of chaos.

Why oh why did your flag change to Icelandic (I think) Lol?

...No idea.

Doesn't look like it on my end.

Because!

LOGIC!!

Anyway...

Because the data, it went on an adventure.

Nope just logic.

Anybody gonna post?

Could post about posting... But, I have to find Khronos again, he was following someone the last time I posted (as I was too busy to post the next day) so he's wandered off somewhere now.

Tarkus gonna get all daemon up in here.

Actually, now that I remember it I was following your character BBB. If they're still tied up in the tent or whatever I suppose I can do something there.

Looks like they were rescued or something already looked like it kept bouncing between being Atris and some unnamed woman. Confusing. -.-

Your character has been invisible for an aweful long time now..

Cause I'm lost somewhere. Had a job interview so had to say I was invisible and still following Atris. Now I'm not sure if Atris is still in some tent, chained to Templar's throne or in the process of being rescued by Magnus.

I had written out a post where I became visible again, untied her then I realised I don't really know where we are.

Posted. Goddamnit IHN.

Yes i think it should make a move.

Personally, I think AngrySquid associates with MAJOR characters to much.

Sorry TAS *sheepish grin*. I wanted to come in as some sort of air support, but nothing needed a good gun run, not without killing at least a couple of you off.

After the crowds I imagined gathered to watch Vardek, I thought Blendernaught--->BA--->Termies--->Post

I'm coming for you evil...

And this time, the daemon is in full control..

Posted.

Night then.

Lord Magnus wrote:Personally, I think AngrySquid associates with MAJOR characters to much.

That wasn't association with Typhus, that was just another straw on the camel to him. Thor is an insignificant worm to him

Typhus doesn't show up without a significant Death Guard force, and Dante isn't "friends" with any human...

Is anyone gonna post on the RP thread? Cause I sure won't.

Lord Magnus wrote:Typhus doesn't show up without a significant Death Guard force, and Dante isn't "friends" with any human...

3 things wrong

1) It wasn't the same character that did these

2) When did I say there was no Death Guard there?

3) Yes he is.


And I'll post when I get back from the park

I can post if no-one minds

Sure do it but just so you know if you touch one of my cultists lynessa is gonna attack you like a mother bird.

POOOOST.

I'M WAITING FOR IHATENIDS!

IHateNids...


POOOOST

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST.

Also, where's my casserole? I need to throw it onto the floor and say I detest it.

YOU could post you know Brap..

TheRobotLol wrote:YOU could post you know Brap..

I have no idea where I am.

I sure hope that's my Casserole that I can feel...

IIRC you were being freed by magnus.

Meanwhile i'm on my way, fully possessed by Vardek

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO POST!

You could post about how Magnus free'd you by shooting at the two cultists.

..Then I come and go flying rodent gak insane..

I'll POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST now then

Lol, do you mind if a couple of the terms attack you?

I don't mind.

Posted.

Got bored of trying to figure out where Atris was and further my own plans by freeing her. Now to have some fun.

Go on, irritate Tarkus, I daaare you..

I can seeing as I can't actually die until I'm meant to.

Go on then..

Goooo ooooon...

Somehow my character has gained the personality traits trickster, smartass and manipulative. I don't think I was following how I set him out to be too well anyway... -_-

I'm back, and is anyone besides Lol, n0t-u and me paying attention anymore

I've took a las-bolt to the chest....I think i'm dead.

That's loser talk, as my class insensitively said to a majority of the Lord of the Flies movie, "walk it off"...

@templar: post that you gasp and cough up blood, then get your GF to patch it up

Huh, wha, I'm back.