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Post by: yakface
In case you hadn't noticed, Dakka now has funny little sayings embedded at the top of your browser window, such as:
"DakkaDakka. Gives you a 2+ save against sucking."
If you have any fun sayings that you think would be perfect, this is the thread to suggest them in.
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Post by: malfred
Reminds me of the Wizards of the Coast one. Nice.
I never would have noticed it if you hadn't posted. I tend not to look
at The blue bar at the top , and even when I do I tend to notice the
left half side and then ignore the rest. Maybe I'll get trained to find
the funny headers, but since the position keeps changing (due to the
length of a post title, for instance) I won't automatically find it every
time.
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Post by: malfred
Oh yeah, and I can't see them all the time. Some are too long and
get cut off by the words Windows Internet Explorer, for instance. On
Firefox it seems to bump, but I can't really test it since Firefox is so
testy. Maybe I should reinstall it...
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Post by: yakface
Well, they're meant to be little easter-eggs that you don't notice until you notice 'em.
I do know that some of 'em are too long, and we'll get around to eventually removing those, and I do know that they are displayed better in some browsers than others.
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Post by: lifeafter
I thought I'd take a few stabs...
DakkaDakka 5.0 - Now Only Threads with 10 Responses Can Bring a HW
DakkaDakka 5.0 - Browser Be Ware, Black Looks Much More Conspicuous at Work
DakkaDakka 5.0 - Here we Go! Here we Go! Here we Go!
DakkaDakka 5.0 - The Search Function Works!
DakkaDakka 5.0 - What Do You Call a Lasgun With a Laser Sight? Twin-Linked!
DakkaDakka 5.0 - R.I.P. 4.0
DakkaDakka 5.0 - The Chicken Crossed the Road and Jim Repainted His Eldar
DakkaDakka 5.0 - Gamers Welcomed, Trolls Still Present
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Post by: malfred
Scaring fat editors since (insert year here)
I want a shirt with the gamers do it on the tabletop, by the way.
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Post by: Tacobake
You don't need Eldrad when you have Dakka.
It's called a DakkaFex for a reason.
No, it doesn't need rending.
New Dakka. New logo. New boards. Same great taste.
The Wargod is watching you. You have nothing to fear.
For the Emperor!
Well hello Mr. Fancypants. Welcome to Dakka!
GET OVER HERE! Wait ... wrong game.
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Post by: akira5665
Taco, the sig at the bottom of yours is a good one too.
They aren't toys, they are mini's!
Defiled any Defilers lately?
Necrons: not too phased.....
SM: "And they shall know no brains"
Eldar: Skim through the cheese.
Tau. For the Greater Good, we're leaving.
Orks. "Sarge, pass me anuttha Elf, this one's split!"
IG: Which way is "Onward"?
SOB: Does this Armour look good in Black, or do you think pink?
Chaos: &*^$^#%(
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Post by: akira5665
Hey Malfred, I found the same issue. I like little bono's like that, so I set my work desktop to 1600x1200. Now it's easy.
If you already did that, sorry, it's just that I just found it.
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Post by: grey_death
Every time you necro a thread, The Emperor kills a Kitten. Think of the Kittens.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Dakka: now with more Ninjas.
Dakka: now with more Pirates.
can't get enough of that wonderfull Dakka
Dark Angels are Marines in Dresses
Lash of Submission is for Losers
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Post by: Cpl_Saint
Dakka dakka: plain ol' krumpin'
Got Rules Gripes? Dakka.
Mainlining plastic crack since 1894*
Toy soldiers for real men
Toeing the GW party line
My Leman Russ is Fight!
Interweb island of sanity
Anything but a one...
Trying to forget the metal Possessed
Liver-spotted crabbiness
Blessed with the Mark of Connery
Varlak had nothing on us
Why try harder?
Home of fragrant tournament-winning fluff gods
So l33t we spell it 'Elite'
*Say, since when has Dakka been around? I came in around the EZboard era, but I think even that was the second or third iteration.
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Post by: MagickalMemories
"Dakka ate my baby!"
"Walk towards the Dakka, Carol Ann!"
"Cum On Feel The Dakka"
"We are the knights who say, 'Dakka!'"
"Dakkariffic!"
"Dakka on the outside, tasty on the inside."
"Use the Dakka, Luke."
"I do not like Green Eggs and Dakka"
"Can you hear me Dakka?"
"I'm going to Dakka World!"
McDakka... Home of the REAL Happy Meal."
Christmas related:
"We wish you a Merry Dakka!"
"Dakka roasting on an open fire..."
"Dakka the halls..."
"Silent Dakka. Holy Dakka."
"Dakka Claus is coming to town"
"The Twelve Days of Dakka."
"Hark! Hear the Dakka!"
"Oh, Holy Dakka."
"I'm Dreaming of a Dakka Christmas."
"Dakka, they told me... pa rum pa pum pum"
'Walking in a Dakka Wonderland"
Just off of the top of my head.
Eric
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Post by: Alpharius Walks
Fzorgle me Xerxes!
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Post by: MagickalMemories
DakkaDakka... I'll Roshambo you for it!
DakkaDakka... Better than a kick in the Gribblies!
DakkaDakka. It's exactly like falling in love. Only different.
If you ain't Dakka, you ain't %$&*!
Dakka Dakka. ..I've got your 2+ save right HERE!
There's no "I" in Dakka!
Internet is to Jungle as Dakka is to Tiger.
Dakka Dakka -- Because we said so.
Four score and seven Dakka's ago...
Eric
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Post by: FearPeteySodes
"We paint our pants blue"
"All your dice are belong to us"
Thats all i got as i just noticed it was there and have refreshed it 80 billion times since.
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Post by: yakface
Thanks for the suggestions guys.
There will be a fresh chunk of new ones added in the next software upgrade.
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Post by: snorkle
Well for one maybe fix the Causing marital strife headliner. On my window it only says causing marital strife sinc and then Microsoft cuts into it. Which doesn't make sense, because still about one third of the top part of the window is free of writing.
Edit: that was weird after I submitted my post I got the marital strife headliner again but this time it said since 1997. What's the deal?
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Post by: yakface
The deal is, the funny sayings are the last thing on the header, so if the name of the page is long enough on some browsers the end of the name will get cut off.
So the first time you were looking at it was probably on the 'reply' screen (which has an even longer title because it includes 'post reply' on the header), then after you submitted the page title's length was a bit shorter so you could see the rest of the funny saying at the end.
When we implement the new batch we'll also be shortening some of the current ones to help them be fully visible more often.
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Post by: malfred
2 Dakkas, 1 cup.
On Dakka, no one can hear you post.
Simply Dakkadent
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Post by: malfred
Here's one for legoburner:
Dakka Dakka: Does more than it says on the tin.
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Post by: Boyofdestiny205
malfred wrote: I want a shirt with the gamers do it on the tabletop, by the way.
Best T-shirt ever. Ill have to use that for my work shirt at my FLGS
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Post by: stonefox
40K/Warhams: Even in debt, I still spend.
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Post by: Noisy_Marine
Abaddon - Yes, he'll make it to your minor skirmish. With bells on!
Kharn - Decapitates on a 2+
Typhus - A better psyker than that tzeentch guy. WTF?
Lucius - Yeah, he still sucks. For Slaanesh that is!
Ahriman - He finally found the "ON" button.
Fabius Bile - He don't need no stinking power weapon!
Dakka Dakka - For the Glory of Chaos!
Dakka Dakka - Death to the False Emperor!
Dakka Dakka - Dude, where's my Land Raider?
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Post by: Orlanth
Where GW game designers fear to tread
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Post by: Anti-Mag
Sleeping on to the couch again? Dakka understands.
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Post by: nathonicus
Remember, alt+tab will bring back your spreadsheet when the boss walks by!
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Post by: Orlanth
Dakka Forums: More Strength and Initiative less BS.
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Post by: Orlanth
You just have to use this one:
Madness? This is DAKKA!
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Post by: chaplaingrabthar
My toy soldiers could beat up your toy soldiers
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Post by: Chimera_Calvin
a quantum of (gaming) solace
our tank commanders have big swords
dakka dakka dakka dakka yak-man!
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Post by: themandudeperson
Why talk it out when you can shoot it out? ...Dakka
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Post by: George Spiggott
I see lead people.
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Post by: Typeline
Here are a few from actual posts: I know I might be expecting a little much, but I always kind of hope for rational, intelligent discourse on a Forum. (Have to cut this one down) your observation offends me, please don't observe. I wish I'd written that, it raped my English wtf is happening to my thread?
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Post by: Chimera_Calvin
think of the dakka, won't someone please think of the dakka??!
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Post by: 99MDeery
drive me closer i want to hit people with my sword
hmm are you sure you have enough guns on that.....WHAT you can never have too much Dakka
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Post by: malfred
More corrupt than a Greater Daemon or Illinois Politician.
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Post by: Lordhat
WH40K - Just like G.I. Joe, with more acceptable nudity. And skulls.
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Post by: Typeline
Very Grim/Dark.
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Post by: thekyle1231
now with skull pits!
Its not orky enough
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Post by: sonofruss
this page needs more cow bell
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Post by: sphynx
I can't believe its not Dakka! ... Oh wait, it is!
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Now with more grammar trolling!
Lash of Submission is for losers.
...where the signatures are bigger than the posts!
I find your lack of paint disturbing.
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Post by: sphynx
my other soulgrinder has a penis?
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
We put the Chaos back in Chaos Space Marines.
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Post by: captain.gordino
BYE
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Post by: Canaan
HURRRRRRRRRRR!!z!!1
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Post by: somecallmeJack
in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only smurfs. ... and there was much nerd-rage
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Stay out of the kiddie pool.
Does my Warboss get FnP from the Dok?
Don't wake the Trolls.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Home of H.B.M.C., our own personal Clint Eastwood.
If it bleeds we can kill it.
Would you like to know more?
Dakka we can believe in.
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Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik
......at least it's not Warseer!
lovely Spam! Wonderful spam!
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Post by: captain.gordino
Yo dawg, we herd you like Dakka...
Glass?!? Who gives a s**t about glass?!? (replace glass with something related)
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Post by: Llamahead
Dakka Cos even in the far future you want to shoot a machine gun.
Accuracy who needs it
What we need are Loaded Dice
Don't change your tactics, change your dice
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Post by: halonachos
Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.
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Post by: halonachos
Dakka:
WS 10 BS 7 S 5 T 5 W 3 I 6 A 10 Ld 10 Sv 1+
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Post by: The Thousandth Son
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
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Post by: Kid_Kyoto
I suggest we get some funny page headers.
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Post by: Excommunicate Traitoris
Dakka the angry god's omelette
Dakka even our spam is green
Dakka what a Watcher in the Dark has under it's robe
Dakka giving Nurgle a sponge bath since (insert year here)
Dakka dog food for flesh hounds
Dakka - we make our toast with flamers
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Post by: Tacobake
halonachos wrote:Dakka heard you like mudkips.
Dakka now AP 1^10.
There is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness. There is only Dakka.
Dakka is Jervis's homeboy.
10 attacks might be a bit much.
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Post by: Excommunicate Traitoris
Dakka going up the center since (insert year here)
Dakka poking squigs with sticks since (insert year here)
Dakka the best a Troll can get
The fungus brew is on us
What if Tzeentch was one of us?
Dakka interior decorating with frag grenades
Dakka Thinks Captain Tycho was the best Phantom of the Opera
Paul Daniels is Egrimm Van Horstmann in disguise
Are you paying too much for warbuggy insurance?
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Post by: P4NC4K3
Dakka, Welcome out of the Kiddies Pool!
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Post by: ungulateman
Dakka Dakka: Where we paint Orks bright pink.
Dakka Dakka: We take toy soldiers to another level.
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Post by: warpcrafter
Dakka: Get a 1+ save against crybabies or get out
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Post by: Excommunicate Traitoris
Dakka, in bed with Mad Donna
A Dakka a day keeps the painboy away
If it feels good it's Slaanesh
Dakka - Mordheim's town drunk
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Post by: P4NC4K3
Even the Mods know my name!
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Post by: OverbossGhurzubMoga
Home of the Church of Turtle Pie ???
I know I saw that somewhere, in someone's sig. I was surprised that no one put it up.
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Post by: Mattlov
Dakka - We don't need no stinkin' acronym.
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Post by: captain.gordino
At DakkaDakka, we wear the boots of 40k and the shoulder-armour of Warmachine.
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Post by: NinjaPenguin
DakkaDakka, where the forces of evil wage war with plastic.
DakkaDakka: Get your Slaanesh on.
Dakkaspace, home of Yakkaface.
...I have a feeling that last one isn't going to be received well.
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Dakka Dakka: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
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Post by: Mattlov
Dakka: Not a Browser Mistake.
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Post by: barlio
We put the hor in khorne
Welcome to the intraweb
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Post by: Orlanth
Dakka - Post tactics!
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Post by: The Revelator
"Dakka Dakka, Gimme the news!"
"Dakka Dakka, Rocka Rocksa!"
"Dakka for the Dakka God! Shell Casings for the Shell Casing throne!" Might be a little lengthy
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Post by: garret
we may not get much done but we have fun doin it
im sorry did you mean cocka cocka
run while you still can
frazzled wont bite.
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Post by: physcosamatic
DAKKA IZ 1337 AND NO NOOBS
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Post by: Manchu
Let The Galaxy Learn
Posts for the Post Throne!
My spleeeeeen! (admittedly obscure DoW reference)
In the grim darkness of the intrawebz . . .
A Knot In The Webway
For the Greater Good, we promise.
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Post by: Emperors Faithful
In a world without hope, a world without justice, a world on the brink of insanty, there is only DAKKA!!!
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Post by: chaplaingrabthar
DakkaDakka, post it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Post by: Orlanth
Bow of Dakka +2/+5 against trolls
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Post by: Jin
Choosy Moms Choose Dakka
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Post by: Nurglitch
We've got re-rolls in your re-rolls so you can re-roll when you re-roll.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
And They Shall Know No Toilet-Breaks.
Our furries wear power-armor.
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Post by: malfred
There are some things that money can buy. For everything else, there's Dakka.
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Post by: SagesStone
Fear not the troll, the n00b, the ad-bot.
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Post by: BeefyG
Malapropism of the day:
On DAKKA - Dwarves won't take you for granite.
DAKKA - free from filth, only cunning linguists here.
DAKKA DAKKA - I'd write something witty but I can't be boltered.
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Post by: Nurglitch
Hyperbole is the best thing ever!
Going to ground when the boss is around!
Where Burna Boyz fear to tread.
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
I've totally got a winner. Ready for it?
DakkaDakka: Play now, my lord
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Post by: legoburner
There are some really great suggestions here. It is quite a pain to add new page headers as they slow the loading time for everyone, but there are some that are too good to be ignored. It will still be a while before we add more, but I wanted to give a special shout out to:
n0t_u wrote:Fear not the troll, the n00b, the ad-bot.
Which appeals to me greatly
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Post by: SagesStone
Thanks, legoburner.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
n0t_u wrote:Thanks, legoburner.
That's a pretty good page header too
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Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r
Whats better than ONE genetically engineered solider fighting aliens?AN ARMY OF Genetically Engineered soliders fighting Aliens!!
I think its abit long...
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Post by: HellsGuardian316
Anti-Mag wrote:
Sleeping on to the couch again? Dakka understands.
Love this one
"Everyone quiet down, Dakka's back on"
"Because GW helpline is useless, There's always Dakka"
"There's only so many times you can repeat that Warhammer Joke at work that no one understands but you"
"From 0 to Fired, in just 4pages"
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Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r
The good thing about being me is, there are many me's
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Post by: HellsGuardian316
"Hey, the posts are about 3' below, nothing to see here"
"Nothing to see here, move along"
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Post by: Lord-Loss
'WE ARE LEGION!'
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Post by: lord of the ghosts
"DakkaDakka-in a galaxy far, far, far, far, far, far away"
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Post by: Mekboy
Witness your doom!
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Post by: George Spiggott
It's zeitgeisty
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Post by: lord of the ghosts
another: "kiss my dakkas myspace!!"
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Post by: garret
frazzled wont bite.
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Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r
so i herd you liek sphess mahrinez
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Post by: Waaagh_Gonads
Blood for the Blood Angel. Automatically Appended Next Post: An oldie...
Got Dakka?
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Post by: RaegMachine
The world's leading producer of Dakka.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Warseer, I like what you doing there and I'm gonna let you finish...
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Post by: RaegMachine
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
@ Raeg: you're not supposed to type in what you read above but to come up with NEW page headers!
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Post by: garret
Go ahead press the link I dare you.
or
It no the dice fault.
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Post by: Cryonicleech
Dakka-More Attacks than a Hydra
Dakka-Our Ld beats Karl Franz
Dakka-Home of the Communist Space Fish
Dakka-More shots than 10 Lootas.
Dakka-More Valkyries than Elysian Players.
Dakka-Where Lash Princes and Vulkan He'stan can get along.
Dakka-Anything you can field, Orks can field more of.
Dakka-We're on a diet of Biomass, Doctors Orders
Dakka-Just because Eldar have pointy ears doesn't mean they can't kick ass.
Dakka-So what if he's dead? The Dok can fix 'im up proppa.
Dakka Dakka-Sneakier than a Kommando.
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Post by: Mad Monk's Mekshop
The fail train drives elsewhere!
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Post by: malfred
"Next time, post better."
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Post by: RiTides
Can I "unsuggest" a page header? "Dakka at my baby" ??? Seriously?
Or is it a quote from something that I'm missing?
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Post by: Lord-Loss
Dak, Dak, Dakka Attack!
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
You Iz'nt you fightin? You Iz'nt you Lootin'? YOU IZ MUKIN AROUND!
We didn't get hit with the nerf hammer.
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Post by: Foldalot
You need your opponents permission to read Dakka.
or
You need your opponents permission to use Dakkatactics
They are not space elves.
Dakka has all the USR's.
Dakka, for when mediocrity just won't cut it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
These funny headers often make my day, a lovley little cherry on top of the Sunday-Supreme that is Dakka.
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Post by: Leigen_Zero
Now with 100% more DAKKA!
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
The glue fumes are suffocating
A nexus for those with no agenda
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Post by: Vindicator#9
STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE!!!!
Im not picking my nose i am pointing at my brain.
Silent but violent
We like cheese....cutting it anyways. Automatically Appended Next Post: What can i say i have a pretty immature sense of humor.
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Post by: Bloodthirster
Mmm let me think.
There's only one DAKKA DAKKA!
When you're sick of Dakka. Have some Dakka Dakka!
We won't eat you, promise, we'll just...
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Post by: garret
Watch out for frazzled. And his attack weiner dogs.
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Post by: Bloodthirster
Girlfriend dumped you, Dakka understands... Dakka Dakka, no nerds allowed! Automatically Appended Next Post: Post! Or feel the wrath of Dakka!
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
"DakkaDakka-Gwar will save us when the bee's die."
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Post by: Paladin Blake
Dakka Dakka-At the intersection of Grim and Dark.
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Post by: Sanctjud
Dakka Dakka - Taking the Boy out of Boy Toy.
Dakka Dakka - Troll Free Since...Nevermind.
Dakka Dakka - Putting the Dakka In Dakka Dakka
Dakka Dakka - Catchier than Choppy Choppy.
Dakka Dakka - When Other Forums Are Banned At Work.
Dakka Dakka - Home of Gay Women Against Rape!
Dakka Dakka - Where the Post Count Doesn't Matter.
Dakka Dakka - We know you play with your toy soldiers.
Dakka Dakka - On top of the Vroom Vroom.
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Post by: Dronze
Dakka Dakka - Because Dakka Dakka Dakka would be too long.
Dakka Dakka - Deep Strike never tasted this good.
Dakka Dakka - Orkichu! I choose YOU!
Dakka Dakka - if you thought /b/ was bad, you should see "Off Topic"
Dakka Dakka - Like porn for plastic crack addicts, only not.
Dakka Dakka - putting the X in 20XX
Dakka Dakka - Because the glue fumes haven't done enough damage already
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Dronze wrote:Dakka Dakka - if you thought /b/ was bad, you should see "Off Topic"
Oh, Yes! "Dakka Dakka-We'd stop complaining about Gee-dub but then they'd miss us." "Dakka Dakka-Because the internet is serious buisness." "Dakka Dakka-Unleashing manifest destiny since 1997." "Dakka Dakka-We saw what you did there." "Dakka Dakka-Frazzled knows where you live." "Dakka Dakka-Gwar's still right." "Dakka Dakka-If you understand Cheesey, your past the point of redemption." "Dakka Dakka-WAAAGGHHH!!!! That is all." "Dakka Dakka-No assembly required." "Dakka Dakka-So...not like Warseer at all then?"
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Post by: Orlanth
We don't taste of chicken.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Dronze wrote:Dakka Dakka - putting the X in 20XX
That's a good one.
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Post by: chaplaingrabthar
Dakka Dakka - If Fozzie Bear had a speech impediment
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Post by: Blitza da warboy
Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
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Post by: Paladin Blake
Blitza da warboy wrote:Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
More like " TFGs please stay in YMDC"
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Post by: Blitza da warboy
Paladin Blake wrote:Blitza da warboy wrote:Dakka Dakka- No TFG`s allowed!
More like " TFGs please stay in YMDC"
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Post by: Mattlov
"Instinctive Behavior makes you lurk here."
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Post by: CadianXV
Dakka Dakka- So good we named it twice.
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Post by: VikingScott
.
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Post by: captain.gordino
You have been eaten by a grue.
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Post by: VikingScott
DakkaDakka. It does what it says on the tin.
DakkaDakka. We know your worth your pts cost.
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Post by: aka_tizz
Ask not what DakkaDakka can do for you but ask, what YOU can do for DakkaDakka
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Post by: Sanctjud
-Too Much Dakka Is Never Enough.
-Home of the RAW, the RAI, and the RAP.
-Dakka Dakka Now Worksafe-ish.
-Please Don't End Up Like Tau Online.
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
Fething meltas, how do they work?!
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Post by: MasterDRD
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Fething meltas, how do they work?!
I second this one.
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Post by: Ultrafool
Dakka Dakka, no mom its not nude girls.
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
^ hehem Off-Topic... How long ago was the Nude Vampire Girls thread? XD
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Post by: Dronze
Dakka Dakka - Our vampires don't sparkle.
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Post by: Dastardly Dave
Perhaps one for the DCM forums:
Dakka Dakka: Playing with our little men since (insert founding date here)
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Post by: Ranad
Dakka Dakka- YOU can help Dakka give a Space Marine to every child.
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Post by: snurl
Luke, I AM your Dakka
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Post by: Avatar 720
Dakka Dakka - A few skulls short of a throne
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Post by: Ma55ter_fett
Drafting and covenverting happy meal toys into ork buggies since.... WAAGHH!!!
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Post by: EmilCrane
MasterDRD wrote:Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Fething meltas, how do they work?!
I second this one.
Thirded.
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Post by: Perkustin
Dakka Dakka: A place on the net where fist is not a verb.
Dakka Dakka: None more Dakka.
Dakka Dakka: Space Marines since 1977, suck on that James Cameron!
Dakka Dakka: Dakka doesn't do european lager but if it did...
Dakka Dakka: Where BS 2 doesn't make a difference.
Dakka Dakka: Last bastion of the Squat.
Dakka Dakka: Unfortunately declaring Exterminatus won't work in real life.
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Post by: Avatar 720
DakkaDakka: Space Marines in Space!
DakkaDakka: Da dok iz in!
DakkaDakka: Kills 99.9% of all brain cells.
DakkaDakka: It's not the size that counts... though it helps.
DakkaDakka: Where even an Ork is a fun guy.
DakkaDakka: Tzeentch walks into a bar... should've seen it coming.
DakkaDakka: As full-bodied as Nurgle's farts.
DakkaDakka: In the 41st millenium, there is only funk!
DakkaDakka: Not just for Christmas...
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Post by: A Black Ram
Dakka Dakka- Who comes up with this stuff anyways?
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Post by: Excommunicate Traitoris
Dakka Dakka Our other car is a land raider
Dakka Dakka refreshes the parts some combat stims cant reach
Dakka Dakka it's all good fun until somebody loses a bionic eye
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Post by: GalacticDefender
It's only a good game until you are losing. Then it's a stupid game.
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Post by: Gitsplitta
DakkaDakka: Sounds like teen spirit!
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Post by: Happygrunt
Dakka: Not that town in India!
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Post by: kenshin620
Dakka: The Chaos Gods must be crazy
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Post by: Monster Rain
Dakka. We're gonna make ya smile.
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Post by: FM Ninja 048
Dakka - we're gonna need a bigger gun
Dakka - you could use those 99c green men, but wheres the fun in that
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Post by: Happygrunt
Dakka: Tastes like cheese. And that's not the new Space Wolves.
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Post by: Monster Rain
Dakka: Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!
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Post by: FM Ninja 048
Dakka | -[insert witty quote here]-
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Post by: Monster Rain
Dakka: What's the rumpus?
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Post by: The Dreadnote
What those guardsmen are walking through isn't snow, it is Lictors.
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Post by: Space_Potato
Dakka Dakka: Like your bitz box, but with more users.
S_P
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Post by: Mike Noble
Dakka Dakka: Like chess club except even more nerdy.
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Post by: shrike
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs, we'd be lame!- 1,000,000,000 points to whoever knows what I'm on about.
out of interest, I wonder if there are any active dakkaites that joined before the turn of the millenium...
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Post by: Mr Meatballs
Dakka: do not question the yakface
Dakka:big brother is watching
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
Blaming the victim since you can remember.
Our T-rexes eat coconuts.
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Post by: malfred
Mike Noble wrote:Dakka Dakka: Like chess club except even more nerdy.
I'd go with:
Manlier than the chess club, nerdier than the jocks.
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Post by: Monster Rain
Dakka Dakka: Bro-hugs for everyone!
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Post by: Saintspirit
Our dakkadence is matched only by our firepower
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Post by: shrike
dakka's like a bits box- ya never know what you're gonna get.
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Post by: Slarg232
My Love for you is like DAKKADAKKA!
Dakka; Were'ze we luvs mukkin about!
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Post by: Flying Pooo
Don't know if these have been done.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Where are your Gods now, Heretic?
DakkaDakka- More successful than Abaddon’s Black Crusades.
Not this thread again.
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Post by: Slarg232
Dakka: Sparta? THIS. IS. DAKKA!
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Post by: Eilif
A kitten is still a kitten until it gets a skull for a face -then it's a Warhammer kitten.
My Mad-Libbed version of the GW employe's statment regarding skulls and scorpions as quoted here:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/367068.page#2773085
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Post by: prototype_X
Dakka maths: dakka + dakka = dakka dakka
dakka dakka: it IS a serious hobby
no its not a nazi eagle!
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Post by: EmilCrane
16 active Matt Wards threads and counting!
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Post by: Avatar 720
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
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Post by: Monster Rain
Yo dawg we head you like Dakka.
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Post by: Manchu
DAKKA DAKKA -- Kids ask for it by name!
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Post by: Avatar 720
DakkaDakka - Please leave your message after the WAAAGH!
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Post by: Kasrkai
Header: Rough rider? I don't even know -er.
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Post by: prototype_X
dakka dakka hosting the destroyer plaugue since *insert date here*
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Post by: prototype_X
dakka, the website thate never sleeps
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Post by: FireCancer
How about this one?
DakkaDakka - 9 Out Of 10 Orks Approve!
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Post by: Goddard
THERE IS ONLY THE EMPEROR, HE IS OUR SHIELD AND PROTECTOR
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Post by: TrollPie
DakkaDakka-We're honestly not that bad!
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Post by: Swordwind
DakkaDakka - Too late to get your head down again.
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Post by: zxwarrior
War of the Dakka
break dancing dark eldar
head banging orks
moss pit full of khorne marines
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Post by: Asherian Command
Dakka Dakka- Were Tacticians that win against Children
Dakka Dakka- Nerd Raging Daily
Dakka Dakka- Were the *good* boys hide.
Dakka Dakka- Eliminating the Competition for you.
Dakka Dakka- More Dice than you can throw.
Dakka Dakka- Not just a fun word to say.
Dakka Dakka- Brace Yourself for RRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEE
Dakka Dakka- Causing International Strife since 1999
Dakka Dakka- The Home of Frazzled
Dakka Dakka- The Many the proud, the nerds.
Dakka Dakka- Because you can never have enough bullets
Dakka Dakka- We Prefer Intellectual Bad Asses
Dakka Dakka- Were Gak and Bhoys are used for agruements.
Dakka Dakka- Space Marines > Jedi
Dakka Dakka- The Direct Opposite of 4chan
Dakka Dakka- More Nerds than at E3
Dakka Dakka- Collecting things that make lesser men broke.
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Post by: zxwarrior
All above are win.
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Dakka Dakka-well at least it's not 4chan.
Dakka Dakka-y you no post?
Dakka Dakka-Heresy A-ok.
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Post by: TrollPie
Dakka Dakka-Home of bad fanfic!
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Post by: CadianXV
Dakka Dakka- Choice looting material.
Dakka Dakka- (8) minutes without an accident!
Dakka Dakka- If you're reading this, it's already too late.
Dakka Dakka- Like White Dwarf but with actual content.
Dakka Dakka- Firm supporter of TLOS.
Dakka Dakka- We have a unique magic Lore.
Dakka Dakka- The better kind of modelling.
Dakka Dakka- An alley in Commorragh.
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Post by: TrollPie
DakkaDakka- Avoid the hypnocat!
DakkaDakka- No, it's not pornography. Sorry.
DakkaDakka- Yes, you really have no life.
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Post by: shrike
dakkadakka- pics or it didn't happen. dakkadakka- very shooty. dakkadakka- like marmite, but doesn't stink.
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Post by: prototype_X
dakka dakka wysiwyg
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Post by: Avatar 720
DakkaDakka - Run. No, seriously; run.
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Post by: sillyboy
Don't know if it has already been posted, but here it goes:
DakkaDakka: the number one cause of sleep deprivation.
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Post by: Moltar
Dakka Dakka - Or Dorka Dorka, as the wife calls it.
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Post by: TrollPie
Am I the only one who's noticed a contradiction here? One header is,
"You can never have too much Dakka", but another is
"Because Dakka Dakka Dakka is too much".
This needs to be remedied immediately.
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Post by: Monster Rain
All the drama of Jersey Shore, and yet none of the women.
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Now running your FREE virus scan...
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Post by: Rampage
DakkaDakka - Now voted the universe's least subtle Warp Gate, 2011.
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Post by: ForTheGreaterGood
Dakaka Dakka it stays cruncky even in milk
I am White/Green Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>
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Post by: thenoobbomb
The perfect capitalism....
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Post by: Saintspirit
Dakka Dakka - the Dakkalicious. ...Wait, is that even a word?
In Soviet Russia, Dakka Dakka reads YOU!
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Saintspirit wrote:
In Soviet Russia, Dakka Dakka reads YOU!
You, comrade are a hero! Long live you... the computer of the state that has been lend to you.
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Post by: kronk
Troll free for 5 days 0 days and counting!
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
Dakka Dakka - our Trolls vomit acid.
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Dakkadakka - its like Raspoetin, invulnerable.
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Post by: shrike
"accident-free for 3 days"
and for the new logo:
"Dakka- because cool sites don't look at explosions"
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Post by: MrMerlin
If you'z not an Ork, zog off!
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Post by: Reaper6
DakkaDakka - We've got the skills of a Surgeon (but brains of plastic !)
DakkaDakka - More hardcore than chain-mail underwear !
DakkaDakka - for Highlights, Lowlights and fans of Flashlights !
DakkaDakka - because war really can be fun !
DakkaDakka - more variety than the Restaurant the the End of The Universe (bigger bar too !)
DakkaDakka - More action than a Squirrel fight at a Nut Farm.
DakkaDakka - Our nuts are hypo-allergenic, and sometimes even friendly !
DakkaDakka - WARNING - Our "dancing girls" wear spiked boots... and bite !
DakkaDakka - More pages than Earl Hickey's List !
DakkaDakka - Like hanging with Leonard, Raj and Howard, but Sheldon free !
That's it, I'm done for now. (for those few who don't get the last two, they refer to My Name is Earl, and The Big Bang Theory respectively - but I expect Most of you knew that)
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Post by: MrMerlin
Dakkadakka - we have more balls than a chinese pingpong-tournament organizer Automatically Appended Next Post: Dakkadakka - we have flying guts, spattering blood and a throne made of skulls; AND WE HAVE FLUFF!!
or just FLUFF FOR THE FLUFF-GOD
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Post by: Saintspirit
Our fluff can be read!
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Post by: Avatar 720
DakkaDakka - One Ork short of a WAAAGH!
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Home of Matt Ward/Finecast/Model Price whingers of the world over!
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Post by: Small, Far Away
Dragio's Law will apply. (Draigo's Law is the law that says as a post on a gaming forum gets longer, the chance that someone complains about Mat Ward and/or Draigo increaces to 1).
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Post by: pretre
Small, Far Away wrote:Dragio's Law will apply. (Draigo's Law is the law that says as a post on a gaming forum gets longer, the chance that someone complains about Mat Ward and/or Draigo increaces to 1).
I think you're looking for:
Draigo's Law: As a DakkaDakka discussion grows longer, the probability of someone complaining about Ward/Draigo/Bloodtide approaches 1.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Dakka - Nothing gets the job done faster.
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Post by: killykavekommando
Dakka- here, you can win the game!
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Post by: anton
here is one,
"Orks, the worst spellers of the universe"
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Post by: nomsheep
here's a few.
Dakka dakka does not load slowly, nor does it load quickly, it loads precisely when it means to.
Dakka Dakka - for when watching paint dry just isn't enough.
Dakka Dakka - Still needs more dakka
They say latin is a dead language, 40,000 years from you'll all speak it.
Orks - proof that cockneys can live through everything.
Dakka dakka - home of the giant purple squid.
Nom
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Post by: Deadshot
Games Workshop. Because cardgames weren't nerdy enough for them.
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Post by: Gorfang EadSplitta'
Dakka Dakka, ork related cause we don't need another space marine chapter.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
DakkaDakka - Where crazy people come to go crazier
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Post by: TheRobotLol
The national Matt Ward hunt, coming soon to Dakka.
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Post by: Chowderhead
DakkaDakka: 97% Asbestos free since 2000!
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Post by: Gorechild
Slowly but surely, is begin to grow.
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Post by: chilledmonkeybrains
Ork Proverbs
“Da bigger day are, da ‘arder day fall” – Ork proverb regarding space marines
“Da ork wiv da biggest gun is always rite”
“Da early squig catches da snotling”
“Any landin’ yoo can walk away from is a good ‘un” – Anon. storm boy
And a human one…
“The ork horde has many heads but no brains” – Anon. commissar
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Post by: Sharkvictim
Dakka Dakka: Where everyone rage-quits GW... every week...
Dakka Dakka: Where the rumor is king, and truth is like a duke or something.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
'Nids... I hate 'nids.
Dakka dakka never rolls for mishaps.
Dakka fuelled the Horus heresy.
We blame Mat.
Guardsmen are people too! Or meatshields...
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Gorfang EadSplitta wrote:Dakka Dakka, ork related cause we don't need another space marine chapter.
Wrong.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Dakka: It's what's for dinner...
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Post by: p_gray99
Walk softly and carry loads of dakka.
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Post by: prototype_X
The only way is Dakka
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Take a left at Armageddon.
Don't paint, Dakka!
Who let the Squigs out?
Discovered Hogg's Bison.
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Post by: p_gray99
Dakka: Now 90% Cyanide free!
Dakka: You think that peanut butter contains loads of nuts?
Dakka: Always quit while you're ahea
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Post by: p_gray99
How about:
Dakka: Like Warseer, but great on wargames rather than pointless arguments!
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Post by: Eldercaveman
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Post by: MrMoustaffa
"No freedom of speach or you'll get edetid or baned!"
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Post by: Niiai
Dakka dakka - where the pen is mightier then the sword, at least phonetically.
- Where you will not be served cheese with your whine.
- We might not know manny leathers, but we like them a lott.
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Post by: Niiai
Where interpreting rules is a sub-game in itself.
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Post by: Tappers
Drown your sorrows here...
Does anybody actually read these?
TOP SECRET: All posts on here are written by secret agents talking to each other in code.
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Post by: kronk
Dakka Dakka: We bane more posters before 7 AM than most forums do all day. Forge World is the Best World. Dakka Dakka is like wearing a cup in sports. It's really annoying until you need it.
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Post by: Casey's Law
Try clearing your cache.
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Post by: sing your life
I thought of a few:
"scared feth...."
"go home guardman, you're drunk"
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Post by: fishy bob
The North Korea of wargaming forums
Official Mat Ward fan site
Home of the Slag Troll
Telling people to grow thicker skin since [insert year]
Discussing Catholicism with Judge Dredd leads to nothing
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Post by: TheCustomLime
No, we don't want any Kitchen sets.
There can be no science! There can be no logic! There is only plot armor!
It's safer here.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Home of the Bräumeister of Dakkadorf.
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Post by: korbenn
There is never enough of it.
There is never too much of it
Now make it more choppy
Now make it more stompy
It needs more! MORE!
THEY STOLE ME BITZ!
Teh Flashiest Gitz.
Oops I shot me Warboss.
We are Grot kickerz.
We are Squig jugglers.
Making (insert fantasy race) look sexy since we painted them.
Armour piercing dice!
Help! I am being kidnapped by wargamers
Don't talk to me about Dakka
Pretty dreadfull isn't it.
If any of these are already posted by other user. Than I missed them wile reading the tread.
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Post by: Dannyrulx
Haven't read through all nine pages so excuse me if these have been said once already.
Dakka: Freeboters be welcome!
Sorry? Orbital Bombardment?!
Fix Bayonets!
HERESY *BLAM*
Inquisitors, being douches since [Insert date here]
There's some more dakka, and some more...
WAAAAAAGH!
Beating the last chancers since [Insert date here]
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Post by: Eilif
-Buy more minis, or the terrorists win.
-Because we have a skull for a face
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Post by: hotsauceman1
Do your homework
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Post by: Matthew
You may live.
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Post by: Matthew
Dickbutt.
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Post by: zedmeister
This is Great News!
Get back to work you slacker
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Sorry for necroing this thread, but here are some.
Yo mama so hungry, she eats Dakka for breakfast!
Please, no necromancy of threads
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Post by: rowboatjellyfanxiii
- Captain Titus can't even chronologically be a Captain.
- Teh cowards, the fewls!
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Post by: Do_I_Not_Like_That
Because akkad akkad makes no sense.
The adventures of akka akka's smarter brother.
Dakka dakka: refuge for those who wasted the paycheck on that forge world titan
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