Have you tried putting the EDL on the Titanic?

An excellent pick up line for any situation.

AWESOME BAPTISM.

you watch an awesomely stupid cartoon!

Well there is fantasy on the titanic.

Pyramids sinking into quicksand.

Shotgun! (Sarge)

A Tau communist born in the 90's.

A bob-blog?

Ponies and Mat Ward.
witch me interested!

"...spencer here! MEDIC!"

You actually like Mat Ward...

Entrails, the Christmas garlands from hell.

Did I mention I was baptised?

No, but Red vs Blue reminds me of my favorite game, wich actually sees a lot of pony-sprays.

I wonder what it could be...

This is a good day for you to die!

You hate me more than the EDL!?!?! Why?!

Bow-wow! Pony time!

Pootis, do i want to know what is pootis?

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

Ahem, erm... Your sig says a great many things to me, about 40% links, and 60% not links. 20% confused ork.

I wonder if Matt Ward is a pony...

Tau is bigger then pi.
now stfu about them being communists and click the dragons.

Snooki want pootis-pootis.

Click for righthand of the god/darkspenthouse.

Blog about pootis?

Mat Ward, bow chicka wow-wow!

Angel of Death? Thats my job.

Scared to click the link because it might baptize me.

Someone should join the forum advertised in my signature.

Been there, done that.

A bad reference to realations.

The Doctor? The fez Doctor... the worst one.

Is matt ward really tucker?

You should sic the hungry Ork on the EDL.

I wonder what this awesome is.

Space Wolves sinking into quicksand!

I'm seeing a connection from, this thread to ponys

Dragon riding Tau. With the space stalin-pope at their head.

Mat Ward is secretly a pony.

Click for baptism.

A quote from the coolest person on Dakkadakka.

you like roleplaying

Premium lego!?!?! Oh, primum legio...

I wonder what Coolyo294 watched. sounds good.

There are roughly 3.14153 Tau in the universe... still too many.

coolyo stopped wathcing the MLP!

Im getting eaten by an Ork who is so cunfused he is worshipping the queen, hoping for fantasy wagame rules.

Poo tis.

tis poo?

Dragons and Tau. Tau coloured dragons!

Who made coolyo quit on MLP?

Some nutjob who thought he was a prohpet or something, then spoke a load of rubbish citing it as "speaking God's word".

I really want to know what thread that quote is from though.

News and Rumours NSFW.

Now, Red vs. Blue Tucker made coolyo quit MLP for a sword?

You appreciate the virtues of self-promotion and minimal female clothing.

Animated Tyranid gifs everywhere!

I have been baptized twice, once in water, once in beer!

The Tau seem to share a victory with their opponents when they win..

I'm always cautious of clicking a link with the word bomb in.

Then never try clicking my name (and yes, the blogspot link goes to Al-Qaeda )
Quoting coolyo actually means that you are having a very short quote. Anyways, why don't you quote me?

Confused Ork eats naked people

I am a confused ork, as I didn't know the alernative history not taught, where the Queen was on the Titanic.

Rip brother

Have anal sex for a game of soldiers.

... so the Tau are Blue Commies, right?

So I heard you like necrons...

Menshivic of Bolshevic?

Indeed. A game of chess, or perhaps Field Tactics?

Blarg?

God save the Queen! *NOM NOM*

The galaxy is gonna bend over and take it... Again.

You bent over too... for your many baptisms, of course.

Dude DUDE DUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE

Dark angels.....foreign language.....doctor who.

Hard boots are essential to keep yourself safe.

I like lords

New lizards I see.

New quote I see.

The communists are gone these days, but they have fled to space, and are busy creating their vengeance..

Stop qouting youself dood!

You like to quote yourself.

Lord Judicator gonna bend the galaxy over a table.

The folks say no.

Shark made a disgusting pyramid out of quicksand.

He be right, folks!

Bow Chikka Wow Wow

You would sick the enemies of the Queen like they are in the Titanic.

Skull Mountain Charlie! Skull Mountain!

Never get a sword mixed up with a fighter jet.

Is it really that awesome?

Fighter jets can be used as swords. As seen in Battlefield 3.

Is that before or after the oral sex?

Slaneesh is an eye magnet.

You are correct

Anti communists use dragons.

Killykavekommando hates to make disgusting pyramids.

Folks with mo' problems go to dark's penthouse.

one item of clothin = not naked!

It sure is!
Ork eats queen on the titanic.

But, as I once said, "Why am I quoting myself?".

Your black and cant look away.

I used to be a gimp

The Queen requests a better alternative to GW; Charles calls her "silly" while basing his brand new High Elves, Teclis' base featuring the head of a dragon.

One does not simply mistake a sword for a fighter jet.

you are right!

Orky confusion results in feast.

Get on your soapbox and bug out your eyes.

Much Awesome? GIVE ME AWESOME!

I do want alternatives....

The wolves of Fenris need to be put into quicksand.

WHY DON'T I HAVE AWESOME YET?

A game of soldier that woop your toys ass!

Tau un-communism, makes Imperialist propaganda.

Slaanesh-So wrong, it is right!

You are the Doctor!

You are the Queen!

the transformers sword is a fighter jet

Alternate GW relocates confused ork to canteen.

At least he likes soap...

Swords are not fighter jets. (Even if one of them is called sword wind...)

That's my black!

SWORDZ NOT FIGHTAH JETZ!!! (In Chinese accent [or is it Japanese?] )

Decay and rot are your strength.

Since when do docters yell?

Sharks are punctual

The corrupting influence of Slaanesh.

gak is not worth not watching MLP.

It's impossible to look away from Slaanesh's immaculate, sinful beauty. Bye bye, soul!

Dr. Temujin wrote:It's impossible to look away from Slaanesh's immaculate, sinful beauty. Bye bye, soul!

Finally, someone gets it!

The galaxy shall be the Necron's. Again.

You can look away if you believe you can look away...

Quote; Quote.

MLP is better than gak, and swords are not fighter jets. This is relevant.

Slaanesh: Making heresy tempting since the fall of the Eldar.

Dark Angels; even their ways of secretness are sooo secret that they must cut-off mid sentence

If you comment on the same sig three times in a row you become a wizard.

Can't look at mah Slaaneshi face!

Feth! I'm a wizard!

I've run out of siggy ideas

you are blacker then the blackest black times infinity.

Queen requests alternate GW, with titanic orky confusion. Prime Minister quoted: "Bugger this."

i cannot look away!

You are not amused by GW.

Quotes from when this program was ok.

liquidjoshi wrote:Quotes from when this program was ok.

You Take That back. Tennant is a saint.


On-topic.
SIlly girl seeing flying swords on MLP and gak.

Ah, rose. That was a few seasons ago.

Oh, it looks like your dragon just laid an egg.

In the grim darkness of the 41st milennium, there is only: MAJIKUL FWENDSHIP!!

Why would you want to look. Its past nice, its just icky.

So in short
Tau=Communist

doctor who?

Bugger this game of soldiers - I'm confused and hungry!

Slaanesh on a roap.

you stopped watching MLP?

You were on the Titanic?

Flying swords?

Shadowbrand is a winner.

yes, you are 100% correct

The Tau now own dragons. And they're NOT communist.

6th ed by matt ward: Blood Angels and the 'crons are fwendz!

Dammit not this sig again! I do not like green. Or white.

How many times....?

Uh, okay...

MLP fighter jet makes sword look like gak!

Shadowbrand wrote:

Lol ;D


Thar be 2k points of kayoss here!

Slaanesh loves a soap box.

It's... just... too... long... Aaaarrrgh!!

I'll make sacrifices (namely your stuff) in order to gain for myself.

The best kind of friendship.

Gak Jet to MLP sword!

You are a politician

He was late making the pyramid.

So, I heard you have sisters? Bow chicka-- Who are twins? --Bow Wow.

The best kind of magic is the shiny kind!

The Fre'ma are Tau, therefore they are greater than pi.

Lovely wings your dragon has.

Friendship is magical!

so many lines of text...

A fabulous dragon.

He is the Iron man

You turn to all the wrong people. If it was dark I would turn to an electrician. If there was an age of insanity I would go the most sensible place on Earth, Australia, where meat is cooked well and the suing is left to Americans.

Join the Imperial Guardsmen and die on your feet, or you can just die.

6th edition where everyone gather around the camp fire and sings Kumbayah after slaughtering the nids

Keep your poor and hungry, we don't want them.

Hatred mans greatest weapon.

You have good taste in SCI FI sir!

Your queen requests your service on the Titanic.

Invented the weapon known as hate bombs

Reminds me of Glimmer Rats.

Ominous green eyed GIFs of DOOOOOOOOM.

Hate the awesome.

Dear god... this one again...

Fething lack of MLP! Now to sort out this gak: It's a fething sword dude, not a fighter jet.

Well, just look at him/her/it. Slaanesh clearly wants your soul!

another MLP reference.

Tau is greater than Pi. Therefore, the Tau are masters of math!

You like dead robots and happy feelings...

I may only have 2 armies but they're both AWESOME

Will the forces of Tau and the Salamanders join forces, or will the Dark Eldar vanquish both?

You like friendly singing necrons.

It seems two doctors will always be bickering with each other.

Friendship may be magical, but my necrons will still rule the world!

Atheism is full of explosions.

I see, you will with chaos.

Bitch please, I'm fabulous. Just look at my wings.

Hate is so much better than bombs.

Wolves sinking into quicksand!

Would that be "winter ressurection"?

Swords & MLP in a party boy mix

Kabal of the virgin? Bow chicka bow-wow.

Six pedals, four directions.

We necrons may be unkillable and unstoppable, but we've still drawn 3 of our 5 games.

Xenos & Marines hand in hand

There may be more points of ogres than there are of dark eldar, but the dark eldar have a picture

Links everywhere.

Why would I bother having a different quote here to on all my other forum profiles? That would take effort!

RPs, RPs everywhere... You in the DE one P_Gray?

You need more steel in that sword of yours

Songs about having sex with Satan and hammers and fire and stuff. The stuff of AWESOME!

131... 1m1.... symmetrical!

Lightning Dragon!

The robot's are coming!

More good sci fi!

Less good GW!

"I'M the team-killing fethtard!"

Friendship! HERESY!

Sex with the devil is pretty loud.

haterz gonna hate

I need to change my siggy so that people can come up with new, original interpretations of my siggy.
That, and steve.

Not the best of friends in a game of MTG.

Matt wardian 6th ed nearly happened!

Why is their a description of a politician in your sig?

A fine man who realised hate always works. Just look at the internet for instance

You'll never guess what the first 4 lines of my signature are!

You will get a cookie if you know what band it comes from

You where born in the 90`s and like to commit Xeno related heresy

You like Counter-culture Eldar.

or as my friend put

Close the Gates the fall is happening!
ten seconds later.
PARTY ON BRO'S!!

Belial isn't worthy of all caps...

A dirty traitor to the Penthouse.

Sexy man is sexy

"I am a hardcore metal dude who plays tabletop games."

People are dying to give LoneLictor their souls.

Much awseome hate!

Something wut I wrote. Well done. Well done indeed.

Damn straight you can't look away... Slaanesh is one fine gal/guy/hermaphrodite...

Atrocious spelling.

Pyramids and sharks in the same sentence? ...Only Tzeentch...

Slaanesh seemes to be tempting

WAAAAGH!!! Tarmagoth is 1.8 times stronger than the nearest eldar force. Beil-tan is screwed...

Is it 'cus I is Black?

A sig affected by Tzeentch.

Hate kills. It's true, kids.

Necrons!

Boxes... boxes everywhere....

"Firing Main Cannon."

My little soul-less killing machines: Friendship is Magic.

A good book for you to read would be "The comprehensive book of French military victories".

It has one page.

Well its harder to use than an axe

So, about a 50-50 win-lose ratio. Not bad, I guess.

The Necrons love friendship.....thanks alot Ward.

Gandalf is really a shark

Giant Unicorn Butterflies, coming to the Queen's aid!

My little necron, my little necron, ah ah ah ah...

dude, its a fighter jet

The Queen still needs more meatshields-- ah, recruits.

...Did necrons just make a homo reference?

Blacker the the blackets black, times infinity

Interpretation is all that we have left in these uncertain times.

Punctual shark is punctual.

I always look away, every time.

Dragon familiy!

You nice person.

The 1st company slogan emblazoned resplendent in glory in cyberspace... beautiful *salute*

A man who always brings a sword to any form of discusions. And also have people admiting watching MLP

Mmmm... Unholy sex...

Wrakkar is a drunken buffoon.

Nail chewing, napalm spitting badasses, straight from Baja.

Tucker often needs to remind his slower friends that swords are not fighter jets.

I beg to differ. I find I enjoy other rp sites far more!

That dragon went full fabulous.

nails are good to eat

The queen loves her siggys.

you cant wield a fighter jet like a sword

A request......I love requests.....

Sharks are punctual creatures that like to make disgusting pyramids.

Don't mess with the Rangers. Because they chew nails and spit out napalm.

Playes Necrons, and will make the galaxy bend over once again

Virgin Webways.

Coolyo294 is a wellspring of deep and meaningful quotes.

Rangers are able to turn metal into napalm, FACT.

There is no room for weaklings in the Emperor's domain.

The best mantra for the best Marines!

I could say something involving religion, but I don't believe the events in Red vs. Blue are real.

FAT DRAGONS

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. And the answer is yes.

Join the Penthouse!
(Something I would agree is a good idea.)

Pistons?

This is a new interpretation of your siggy.

You cant spit napalm, you can however spit acid if you are a space marine!

Tau are and will be a source of much nerdrage here on Dakka, and caps

One massive Bow chicka bow-wow fest.

But our symbol is a winged sword.

The moon, much like gravity, is a harsh and unpredictable mistress.

Rangers from Baja WILL melt your old metal minis

Millions of Dark Eldar Virgins.

The never-changing sig.